ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint – Summer Special: Best Of Tradie vs Lady
Episode Date: December 24, 2024One of our most iconic segments that happens at 3pm every day - Tradie vs Lady! This was the deciding year for the teams with the Ladies taking it out in style at the end of the year. See omnystu...dio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Brain Clench. The best bits.
Time for a round of tradie versus lady.
It's tradie
versus lady.
Three,
two, one, let's go. It is the
tightest race in the game at the
moment. The lady's on 41, the tradies on 39.
Let's go to our lady first calling from Taranaki.
She is 32 years old and she won a car with ZM when Jason PJ were here.
Welcome to the show, Renee.
Hi, Renee.
Kia ora.
What type of car did you win?
It was a Fiat Punto.
Oh, how good?
Is it still going?
I sold it. Did you sell it straight away? A Fiat Punto. Oh, how good? Is it still going? I sold it.
Did you sell it straight away?
A lot of people do.
Yeah, yeah.
Sold it straight away.
It only had like 4,000 Ks on it.
Really?
It was pretty much brand new.
Did we give you a car with 4,000 Ks on it?
That's a bit stink.
Jason and PJ drove it around the country.
Oh, okay.
How much did you get for it?
12 and a half grand. Not bad. Pretty good. Not bad. I can't speak English. Okay. How much did you get for it? $12,500.
Not bad.
Pretty good.
Not bad.
And what did you buy out of interest?
Yeah.
I already had one.
I had a little Toyota Runk.
So like, not as nice, but way cheaper.
Yeah, way cheaper.
Yeah, fair enough.
Well, all we can offer you is $50 cash if you take down our tradie who's calling from
Ohakunia.
He is 37 years old and he loves a nap in the truck
while everyone else is working.
Welcome to the show, Jar.
G'day, Jar.
Praise Jar in the truck light.
How long do your naps go for, Jar?
Oh, 20 minutes.
Oh, that's a good amount.
It's the perfect time.
20 minutes.
All right, we need you awake, sharp and alert for this, Jar.
Your buzzer is tradie. Renee, yours is lady. The first. Alright, we need you awake, sharp and alert for this jar. Your buzzer is trading.
Renee, yours is lady. The first to three
gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Good luck, guys. Question number one. Which
rapper has recently been in a rap
war with Kendrick Lamar?
Yes, jar.
Is it him?
Eminem? No. No.
Renee? Drake. Drake.
It is, of course, Drake. Drake. Drizzy Drake. What is it? Drake. Drake. It is, of course, Drake.
Drake.
Drizzy Drake.
What is it?
B.B.L. Drizzy.
B.B.L. Drizzy.
Kendrick Lamar saying that Drake had a Brazilian butt lift.
That was just one of the sledges.
Question number two, one to the ladies.
Updawaz is the battle cry of which Kiwi team?
Ladies.
Renee just got in there.
The Warriors.
Of course, it's the Warriors.
What a game on the weekend it was from the boys.
You'll be gutted you didn't get that one, won't you, Jar?
Yeah.
Up the Jar.
Up the Jars.
Up the Jar.
Up the Jars.
All right, due to the ladies, Jar, you need this one to stay in it.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Renee for the win.
Adele?
She's got it.
Oh, my God, what a clean sweep.
She's a lady.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's a lady.
That's what happens when you just wake up from a nap in the truck.
They call that a down trowel, Jar.
That is a down trial, John.
Renee!
Yeah.
Down trial.
Did you have the nap today or you didn't have it?
I'm off for a nap now.
You're off for a nap now.
Yeah, that'll do it.
There you go.
Well, Renee, you've cleaned ZM out for $50 cash and a Fiat Punto.
Congratulations.
You're the Tradiverse Lady Champion.
Well done, Renee.
Awesome.
Doing it for the ladies.
Cheers, guys. Yeah. Let's for the ladies. Cheers, guys. Yeah.
Let's go, baby. Up the
jars.
On the jars, more like it.
Bree and Clint.
It's the Tradie vs.
Lady.
Thanks to the two shed.
Here we go. Trusted by Tradie.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Here we go. The tradies and the ladies
for another week. The ladies,
they're 10 out in front for the score
this year. The tradies on 46,
the ladies on 56.
Our lady's from Christchurch, she's 32
and she has no spleen.
Welcome to
the show, Lisa. Hi, Lisa.
Hello. Born
without one or ruptured later and got taken out?
No, born with one, taken out when I was six.
Wow.
Does a human being need a spleen?
What does a spleen do?
It just kind of filters your blood,
and I've lived without it since with no issues.
So, yeah, I'm a lucky one, though.
Yeah, nice.
Kind of like your appendix.
Yeah.
You don't need it.
We don't really know what it does.
Just take it out. You know they reckon
over time, and I'm talking like maybe
however many hundreds of years,
humans will be born without appendixes.
Yeah, right. We'll evolve
to not need them. Yeah, so you'll just be born
without it. I heard that the appendix was from back
when we used to eat grass. Probably.
Yeah, one of our second stomachs.
I'm going back to eating grass because of the cost of living crisis.
You're taking on our tradie from Christchurch,
the 30, and they've got a cat called Mittens.
Welcome to the show, Jacob.
Hi, Jacob.
Welcome to the show, team.
We're not talking about the famous Mittens.
Well, he's famous to me.
Yeah.
Is he ginger?
Yeah, he's definitely not ginger.
Oh. Still good. The Wellington one. Talking about me. Yeah. Is he ginger? Yeah, he's definitely not ginger. Oh.
Still good.
Oh, he's got the Wellington one.
Talking about the...
Yeah.
I was getting confused with Jacinda's cat, Paddles,
and then I was like, oh, no, that cat's dead.
Oh, wee.
Sorry to let you down, team.
But not Jacob's cat.
Alive and well.
What colour's Mittens, Jacob?
He's sort of...
Oh, my goodness.
He's a bit of a darkish
colour. Oh yeah. Like a black cat.
He caught me off guard there. He's not a black cat.
He's a, oh my goodness.
You're starting to sound like a made up cat Jacob if you don't even know
the colour of it. Yeah, no
honestly he's waiting for me to get home, he's real.
Sure he is. Okay, Jacob
your buzzer is tradie. Lisa you're the lady. The first
of three gets the prize from the tool shed. Good luck.
Here we go.
Question number one.
Which Hollywood actor plays the superhero Deadpool?
Lady.
Lisa.
Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan Reynolds is correct.
Nice work.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
Area 51 is located in which U.S. state? Is it Kansas, Nevada, or California?
Treaty.
Yes, Jacob?
Well, we're going to have a winger.
Is it Nevada by chance?
It is, of course, Nevada.
Area 51, where they think all the alien stuff is hidden.
All right, we are one apiece.
Nice work.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Brady, Brady, song? Jacob.
Is there the California Chilli Peppers?
Cannot give you the California Chilli Peppers.
Lisa.
Lisa.
Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
It is there.
Jacob.
You'll kick yourself.
That's all right.
You can get one back here.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, Jacob, to stay in yourself. That's all right. You can get one back here. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
You need this one, Jacob, to stay in it.
Question number four.
What does the F stand for in KFC?
Tradie.
Yes, Jacob.
The F.
The F, sorry, in KFC.
Fried.
Oh, we're all tied up here this afternoon.
This is for the win.
Question number five.
Which of the following US stars does not...
Sorry, I'm getting nervous.
Which of the following US stars has not done jail time?
Miley Cyrus, Robert Downey Jr.
Yes, Jacob.
Robert Downey Jr.
No.
We'll finish the question for you, Lisa,
and you'll have a free stab at it.
The options are, so who hasn't done Jail Time?
Miley Cyrus, Robert Downey Jr. or Martha Stewart?
Ooh, Martha Stewart.
Oh!
The game continues.
She went to jail for fraud?
Yeah.
For fraud, yeah.
Okay, we are still playing here.
Question number six.
Miley, by the way, guys.
Miley has not been to prison.
Which is kind of shocking, but not.
Yeah, not yet, anyway.
Not yet.
I thought she would.
Yeah.
Hey, there's still time.
All right, this is still for the win.
Question number six.
What is the most commonly spoken language in the world?
Trading.
Yes, Jacob.
English.
No.
It was a good guess.
Lisa?
French?
No.
Mandarin is what we were looking for.
No points there.
We continue on.
Question number seven. What are the
only birds that can fly
backwards?
Trudy. Yes, Jacob.
Is it
an owl? No. I mean, it's a good
guess. Lisa, you want to have a go?
Oh my goodness.
It's all guesses at this stage.
Oh, only birds. Good luck all guesses at this stage. Oh, only birds.
Good luck, Lisa.
Give me three seconds.
Three.
Parrot.
No.
I mean, it's a ripping guess, but we're looking for hummingbird.
Okay, we move on.
This is a great game for a Monday.
Question number eight.
Which country is known as the land of the rising sun?
Trady.
Jacob. Jacob.
Jacob.
Japan.
He's got it.
Come on, Jacob.
That had everything.
He's singing his own celebratory song.
Sorry, I thought we danced in the van.
Oh, my goodness. Jacob, I thought we danced. I thought we danced in the van. Oh, my goodness.
Jacob, what a win, mate.
You've picked up that amazing prize from the tool shed in $50 cash.
Let's go the tradies.
I've been land flooring.
I've been land flooring.
It's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
We get the tradies, we get the ladies,
we put them head to head,
we keep score all year
and we're about to have another round.
The tradies are on 82,
the ladies are on 84.
The tradies are on the verge of something great
but the ladies just keep holding out on them.
Yep, that's pretty much the headline.
Our lady is calling from Auckland.
She's 35 and she's due to have a baby today.
Welcome to the show, Gemma.
Hi, Gemma.
Hello.
Gemma, if you're losing this game and you go into labour
during Tradiverse Lady, you win by default, okay?
Yay.
Emma, I mean, sorry, Gemma's crowning by the end of the game.
Yeah, she's going to push extra hard. She's going to send her into labour. You've got to take on our tradie from, Gemma's crowning by the end of the game. Yeah, she's going to push extra hard.
Yeah, it's going to send her into labour.
You've got to take on our tradie from Christchurch, the 29,
and they are an adrenaline junkie.
Welcome to the show, John.
Hi, John.
Hey, how's it going, guys?
Good, thank you, mate.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done for the adrenaline rush?
Well, I've done two bungee jumps,
looking at doing skydumps soon, hopefully
Hell yeah
Is that a South African accent?
Yes, it is
Oh, it's lovely
Have you ever taken on a pregnant woman
Who's in labour during a radio quiz?
That's pretty adrenaline junkie stuff to me
Yeah, can't even say I have
Yeah, anything could happen
We're going to make Gemma jump off the Auckland Bridge soon
That'll get the baby out of there The baby will go back up Yeah, true That even say I have. Yeah, anything could happen. We're going to make Gemma jump off the Auckland Bridge soon.
That'll get the baby out of there.
The baby will go back up.
Yeah, true.
That'd be bad, actually.
Gemma, Lady, John, Trady, the first of three correct answers gets the 50 bucks.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
In New Zealand, it's known as a chili bin, but name one other thing people call it from around the world.
Lady.
Yes, Gemma.
Esky. Esky. Esky.
Esky. The Australians call
it an esky. The South Africans
like to call it a cooler. So do
the Americans, I think. Yeah. Coolers.
The cooler. Okay.
Question number two. One to the ladies.
Our beloved Black Ferns suffered
a shock loss to Ireland
the other day. What sport
do the Black Ferns play?
It's crazy.
Yes, John?
Rugby.
Rugby.
They, of course, play rugby.
Nice work.
We're all tied up.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Gemma?
Kanye West.
Yeah.
Well done.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
You need this one, John, to stay in it.
Question number four.
Brad Pitt and his much younger girlfriend
have been reportedly exploring baby options.
Name one of Brad Pitt's other exes.
Lady.
Yes, Gemma, for the win.
Angelina Jolie.
She's got it.
We'll take it.
She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. Angelina Jolie. She's got it. We'll take it. She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
I like the idea of them exploring baby options,
like they're picking, like, car interior.
Like, mm, we could get a leather baby.
I mean, we get a good deal on this one.
Yeah, totally.
Good work, John, but Gemma, the lady about to have a baby,
congratulations, you are a Tradiverse Lady Champion.
Yay, thanks, guys.
No worries. $50 coming your way.
I vote spend it on snacks
for the hospital. Yeah. I will.
Good idea. And seeing as you won,
you have to name the baby John, okay?
Okay. That's fair,
eh, John? Yeah, sounds like
a good idea. We won't
call you back to check.
We won't.
Do whatever you want.
Good luck with everything, Gemma.
Time for Tradie vs. Lady.
It's Tradie vs. Lady.
Here we go.
Tradie vs. Lady is back.
Score update, if you were wondering.
Ladies on 96, the tradies on 90.
Let's go to our lady first, calling from Napier.
She is 13 years old and she's met Macklemore twice.
Welcome to the show, Amina.
Hi, Amina.
Hi.
Where did you meet Macklemore?
In Wellington twice.
Oh, cool.
Two different shows, two times.
Yeah, two different shows.
Once when I was six and one this year.
Wow.
And was he lovely?
Yeah, he's really cool.
He's really nice and funny.
Yeah, he's nice.
Oh, good.
Yeah, he's a good man.
Lovely dude.
Okay, you're taking on our tradies today from Palmy North.
They are 39 and they like listening to rock music.
Welcome to the show, Kane.
Hi, Kane.
G'day, guys. How are we? We're good, thank you. Look, great Welcome to the show, Kane. Hi, Kane. G'day, guys.
How are we?
We're good, thank you.
Look, great to have you here, Kane.
We appreciate you listening to ZM, but you love rock music,
could think of another station, so we're glad you picked us.
I like rock music, but I like the ZM DJs.
Oh, Kane.
Give him some KFC.
Yeah, yeah.
Get it to him.
Oh, I've got a victory already.
Oh, he's Give him some KFC. Yeah, yeah. Producers, give it to him. Oh, I've got a victory already.
Oh, he's a working glass man.
We joke, but we appreciate that a lot, Kane.
Thank you.
All right.
Kane, your buzz is tradie.
Amina, your lady, the first of three correct answers gets $50 cash, guys.
Best of luck.
Here we go.
Question number one.
The polls are closed in the USA and the votes are being counted.
It's very early, but who is in the lead, Kamala Harris or Donald Trump?
Lady.
Yes, Kane.
Harris.
No.
Yeah, I know, Kane.
Trust me, we're just as shocked as you.
Donald Trump is in the lead at the moment.
Question number two.
No points there.
We've just got back from Sydney where we interviewed Ariana Grande for what musical film?
Trady.
Oh, Lady.
Well done, Kane.
Well done, Kane.
You're almost there, Amina.
You're just behind.
You're so close, Amina.
You're so close.
And I know that you know all the answers as well.
So here we go.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Kane's in.
Pink.
It is pink, yep.
Well done, Kane.
All right, you need this one, Amina, to stay in it.
Question number four.
How many seasons were there of Survivor New Zealand?
Trady. Yes, Kane? To guess, three. were there of Survivor New Zealand? Tradie.
Yes, Kane?
To guess, three.
No.
Amina, you can jump in here.
Is it four?
So close.
It was two.
Two seasons.
Two seasons.
All right, question number five.
Still two to the tradies.
Which animal is infamous for its laughing?
Tradie.
Lady.
Yes, Kane.
A hyena.
It is a hyena.
And that's a tradie victory.
I feel like Amina knew all the answers,
but just wasn't fast enough on the buzzer,
which means, Kane, $50 coming your way.
We appreciate you listening to ZM.
Yeah, you're bloody right.
Oh, thanks, Cain.
You're welcome.
Yeah, cheers.
Oh, there he is.
There he is.
We lost him for a second.
Let's play Tradie versus Lady.
It's Tradie versus Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
All right, if you're keeping score like us, then you'll love this update.
The Tradie's on 94 for the year.
The Lady's on 102.
Ladies, a go-go.
Our Lady is calling from Wellington.
She is 39 years old and she's going to Melbourne for the Disney Cruise tomorrow.
Welcome to the show, Kate.
G'day, Kate.
Hi.
Have you got kids
or are you a Disney adult, Kate?
I am a Disney adult
and I'm leaving my husband at home
and going with a girlfriend.
Oh my God.
Are you actually?
So you're a full-blown Disney adult.
You and a girlfriend's going?
Yep, absolutely.
I love it.
Kate, I'm going on the Disney cruise with my kids,
with my family, in a couple of weeks.
Can you let me know what it's like?
Can you text in and let me know what it's like after you've done it?
Oh, I absolutely can.
I'll message you in the next week.
It's going to be amazing.
No, she won't.
You don't have to do that.
No, no, no, I do.
You're not obligated, Kate.
You're taking on our tradie from Whangarei today.
They're 25 years old, and they are the best fishermen in the far north.
Oh, big call.
Welcome to the show, Elijah.
Hello, Elijah.
Hey, fellas.
How many kingfish have you caught recently?
Oh, I can't tell you that.
I've just said that, so I hope they start catching.
Yeah, you've jinxed yourself now.
I see.
I see what you're saying, Elijah.
Every bloody time.
Okay, Elijah, your buzzer is tradie.
Kate, the Disney adult, your buzzer is lady.
And the first person to three will win $50 cash.
I swear these questions are written before we find our people.
And this is just a coincidence.
A lot of fish questions, is it?
We'll find out.
Question number one.
What is the name of the Disney princess that has the super long hair? Just a coincidence. A lot of fish questions, is it? We'll find out. Question number one.
What is the name of the Disney princess that has the super long hair?
Grady.
Elijah.
Rapunzel.
Wow.
Kate, that was your question.
I'll see you on the cruise.
I said my name because I'm used to you guys with the movie trivia, not ladies.
Oh, no.
Elijah, that was a great snaking from you.
Get on the boat, do a bit of trawling off the back of the cruise ship, Elijah.
Today's your day.
Yeah, worth my long hair.
All right, one to the tradies.
It's Rapunzel here. Question number two.
Name a famous golfer.
Lady.
Elijah.
Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods will do.
I'd say the most famous golfer ever, Tiger Woods is correct.
Two to the tradies.
Are you watching Bryson DeChambeau try and hit a hole-in-one
over his house at the moment?
I feel like a heap of people are trying to do that now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A few people have hit it into windows, I've seen.
It's the main thing on my TikTok.
Anyway.
All right, that's two to the tradies.
And, Kate, you need this one to stay in it. Question
number three. Buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this.
Guys! No one knows Super Bass?
I know the song but I don't know the singer.
Wow.
That's Nicki Minaj.
Nicki Minaj is going to be devastated to hear she's not relevant anymore,
which I think we already knew.
Question number four.
How many Fast and Furious movies have they made so far?
Is it ten? Three.
Oh, I want to say Kate just got in. They've done ten of them if you include the Shaw vs.
Hobbs vs. Shaw.
Hobbs vs. Shaw makes ten, you reckon?
Yeah.
The multiple choice, Elijah, is nine, eleven, or too many?
Oh, I think eleven, but that's too many anyway.
We would have accepted too many as an answer, but 11's also correct.
So that means...
That's the win.
Mate, go throw the rod off this afternoon because I think it's your day.
Yeah, you're on, Elijah.
Congratulations.
Yeah, I will.
This is the time.
Yeah. Tradie versus lady champion. Congratulations. Yeah, I will. This is the time. Yeah.
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