ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint – Summer Special: Bree's Fridayoke Megamix

Episode Date: December 25, 2025

You asked so we delivered! Here's a megamix of Bree's Fridayokes from 2025 that might be the soundtrack to your next summer roadie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brian Clint, the podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, Brean Clint's Friday Oakey! Abrogatea bra, a burqadabra. A bra, abrogata, bra, a burqadabra. Toll to the angels drawn circles in the clouds Keep your mind on the distance
Starting point is 00:00:40 When the devil turns around Hold me in your heart tonight In the magic of the dark moonlight Save me from this empty fight In the game of life Like a poem said by a lady in red, you hear the last few words of your life With a haunting dance, now you're both in a trance, it's time to cast your spell on the night Abra Kadabrahama Hunana
Starting point is 00:01:18 Abra Kabakata Brahma Boto-U-Gaga Aburkata Aburhabahahahua-Hunana in a tongue she said Death or love tonight If you want to run away with me and know a galaxy and I can take you for a ride I had a premonition that we fell into a rhythm where the music don't stop for life Glitter in the sky glitter in my eyes shining just the way I like If you're feeling like you need a little bit of company you met me at the perfect time You want me I want you baby my sugar boo I'm levitating the
Starting point is 00:01:58 Milky Way we're renegating yeah yeah yeah yeah I got you moonlight you're my starlight I need you all night come on dance with me I'm levitating you moonlight you're my starlight I need you all night come on dance with me I'm levitating Ain't got antlers on my walls, but I show no mating calls from the stalls in the buzz on a Friday night. And other boys may need a map, but I can close my eyes and have you wrapped around my fingers like that. When you need the job done, you can call me, baby. Because you ain't gotta tell me it's just in my nature, so take it like a taker. Because baby, I'm a giver.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Ain't no need to hurry. Because baby I deliver. Ain't no country boy quitter. I get the job done. I get the job done. Duh! Oh no! It's a cultural divide, I'ma get it on the flow.
Starting point is 00:03:34 You really about to do it? Forty acres in a mule, this is bigger than the music. You really about to do it? Yeah, they tried to rig the game, but you can't fake influence. Then get on it like that. Hey, I'm tripping, I'm sliding, I'm riding to the back, like bough. Muzzard on a beat, bro, deep, bow, any rap. Uh, he a free throw, man down, calling ember lambs, tell him breathe.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Now then boys to the cross, they walk around like, like, What's up with these Geronio, uh, trying to see Compton? Industry can hate me bumble, and they mama. How many ops you really got? I mean, it's too many options. Been a crash on this body. I'm John Stockton. What?
Starting point is 00:04:09 Beat y'all and hide the Bible if God watching. Sometimes you gotta pop out and show. Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score. Walk him down whole time, I know we got some hole. Paul, extosh, bully death row. Say, Drake, I hear you like him young. You bet not ever got a sale, block one. to any that talk to him they in love
Starting point is 00:04:28 Just make sure you hide your little sister from him They tell me Chub's the only one That get your hemmy downs Party at the party playing with his nose now Back I got a weird case Why is he around certified lover boy certified What? What, wop, wop, wop, I'm on him tough Whop, wop, wop, wop, I'm gonna do my stuff
Starting point is 00:04:45 Why are you trolling like I ain't you tired Trying to strike a chord And it's probably a minor They not like us No They not like us No They not like us
Starting point is 00:04:59 What They not like us They not like us No they not like us No they not like us Ah pete patte Vedet
Starting point is 00:05:09 Beta Uh-huh uh-huh Ah-ah-Pete A-Pete Uh-huh Kissy fat pat pata-oh-huh KISSie F від upa-Tah Uh-huh
Starting point is 00:05:20 Kissy face, kissy face, center your thumb, but I'm trying to kiss your lips for real. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Red hearts, red hearts, that's what I'm on, yeah. Come give me something I can feel. Oh, oh, oh. Don't you want me like I want you, baby? Don't you need me like I need you now? Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy.
Starting point is 00:05:42 All you got to do is just meet me at the. Ah, pete, pata, patte, apat, patte. Huh, uh-huh, uh-p-ta-p-ta-a-ta-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. You know, I'm impatient, so why would you leave me waiting outside the station when I was like minus 4 degrees and I get what you see? saying, I just really don't want to hear it right now. Can you shut up for like once in your life? Listen to me. I took your nice words of advice about how you think I'm going to die lucky if I turn 33.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney. I'm not skinny, and I pull up Britney every other week. But cut me some slack. Who do you want me to be? Because I'm too messy, and then I'm just too damn clean. You told me to get a job, then you asked where the hell I've been. And I'm too perfect till I open my big mouth. I want to be me.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever. And then I'm too stupid dumb. You hate it when I cry unless it's that time of the month. And I'm too perfect till I show you that I'm not a thousand people I could be for you. You hate the whole damn life. Play ZM's Brian Clint
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