ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint – Summer Special: Callers

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

A radio show is only as good as the people that call up to have a chat, and by that logic we're the best dang radio show out there! Enjoy a selection of some of our favourite callers from 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network. Brie and Clint. The Best Bits. Our producer Ella, who we love, who we love. Love her. Yeah, it's like getting to relive your youth when you talk to Ella, isn't it? The naive little butterfly.

She came to us with a revelation before about Michael and Janet Jackson. That revelation was? That they're siblings. Brother and sister. And she was... Wait, who's older? She was shocked. Who's older? Well, Janet, because Michael's dead. Well, yeah, that could be anyway.

Um, she... So now she's second-guessing everything. Ella said to us just before we went on air, wait, if they're related, what about Randy Jackson from American Idol? Well, yeah, someone text that in. No, no, he's not. No, he's not related.

He's not in the Jackson 5 anyway. But this might blow your mind. Did you know Randy Jackson was in this band? No. He was in Journey. Today keeps getting better and better. You guys are like an encyclopedia. Did that one actually blow your mind, Claude?

Are you being serious? Yeah, I am, yeah. Amazing. I had no idea. So we want to know, forgive him for not knowing that one, but we want to know the things you should have known. Claude, did you just think Randy Jackson

just got the job on American Idol just because? I mean, I kind of assumed he was like a producer or something. He is. It's not for me to know. He's that as well. But they had to have some people on the show that could actually sing because I know Simon Cowell can. Anyway. So we want to know what was your shocking realisation.

Samantha's caught up. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hi. What did you realise? That when you buy your car cleaning chemicals, that the bucket it comes in is what you're meant to put the water in to wash your car.

It's so good. What did you... Whoa! What did you think it was for? Well, I don't know. I was like, oh, I need to find myself a bucket. And I was like, oh, I'll just use that one. How convenient. That's amazing. Amazing. I was like, oh, I need to find myself a bucket. And I was like, oh, I'll just use that one. How convenient.

That's amazing. Amazing was just right there. You just thought it was packaging, eh? I really did. Which makes you wonder, like those buckets of shots that you can buy from the liquor store where it's a whole lot of shot glasses inside the bucket. Yeah. Are you meant to do your shots out of that big bucket as well?

You use it as the king's cup. Is that what it is? Yeah. You'd make a good fishbowl with that bucket. You could. Yes, you would, Samantha. And then you could wash your car with it as well. You use it as the king's cup. Is that what it is? Yeah. You'd make a good fishbowl with that bucket. You could. Yes, you would, Samantha. And then you could wash your car with it as well, Samantha. Thanks so much. Let's talk to Ciali on 800 Dollars at M. Hi, Ciali. Hi, Ciali.

Yeah, hey guys. How are you? We're good, thanks. Ciali, what blew your mind, mate? Mate, I'm originally from the islands, so when I came here I, um, to take the plate thing to a party, so I was always like, I'll just take my plate. And, you know,

mum's like, hey, make sure you get the good plate. Take the good plate with you. Take the nice plate. Take the big one. Take the nice plate. That's right. And then for a while, I was like, that's just what you do until, you know, when they said mate. Yeah, who told you? Who was the one that broke it to you that you were meant to have food on that plate?

Yeah, a friend of mine, Coon Dogs is his name. Great mate. And it was his birthday party. And he was like, bro, have you brought anything? I'm like, yeah. Yeah, like. No, you're supposed to share some stuff. No pizza.

Yeah, yeah. That's the go. That is bloody brilliant. God, you were living it up. I put it down to can't speak English, you know. Yeah. It's a cultural difference you need to get used to. Thanks, Ciali.

We appreciate it. Sophie's here on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi. Tell us, what blew your mind recently, Soph? So a couple years ago, I only just found out that Marilyn Monroe died. Wait, she's dead?

You just found out Marilyn Monroe died? Yeah, like I just never knew. Were you devastated? Yeah, I was like, oh, why didn't I know this? Let's just look up when she died. I think she died in like the 50s. Yeah, like a long, long time ago. Yeah.

And to put it into context, when were you born, Sophie? 1998. Okay. So Bree's got the data here. Bree's got it. To be fair, I was 17 when I was born. Yeah, Sophie, she died in 1962. Yeah, I don't know why.

I knew she was an icon, but I just, that was, yeah, I never knew she actually died. And then one day I found out, like, messaged everyone being like, oh, my God't know why. I just, I knew it was an icon, but I just, that was, yeah, I never knew she actually died. And then one day I found out, like, messaged everyone being like, oh, my God, Marilyn Monroe. You know what's really sad is she was only 36. I know, that is really sad. How sad is that? I know.

Thank you for your honesty, Sophie. We appreciate it. No, yeah, yeah. No worries. We didn't laugh at you. We didn't laugh. Sophie, also, sorry for your loss, your recent loss from 1962. I know.

It was hard. See you, Soph. The Randy Jackson plot thickens. And I'm sorry, I missed this bit, but I did note this is true. So Randy Jackson from American Idol, we revealed earlier that he's in Journey. Because Ella was concerned that Randy Jackson from American Idol might be Michael Jackson's brother. He's not, but Michael does have a brother called Randy Jackson.

Amazing. Yeah. Full circle. He's like one of the oldest brothers. Yeah, but it's not Randy Jackson. Randy Jackson is not Randy Jackson from American Idol. But, I mean, Jackson's not that of an unusual last name, is it? No.

This is a good one from the text machine. I knew this, but I want to see if you guys did. That pineapples grow on the ground and not in a tree. Ooh. Did you guys know that? No, I didn't know that. So it's literally a plant on the ground. Yeah.

And it's like this huge, like, and all these frongs come out and the pineapple sits in the middle. And do you cut it off from the bottom? And you cut it off, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, like, and all these frongs come out and the pineapple sits in the middle. And do you cut it off from the bottom? And you cut it off, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that you say that, I can see it on the bottom, but I imagined them hanging from pineapple trees. Yeah, nah.

Okay. Someone else. Someone said, I didn't know Flo Rida was from Florida. Hence the name. Hence the name, Flo Rida. Flo Rida. Hence the name. Hence the name. Flo-rider. Flo-rider. Someone said, I thought for years that Chopper from that Friday show in New Zealand was the real Chopper. You know, the guy that pretends.

Oh, from Seven Days. You know, the guy that pretends the Aussie comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he plays the character Chopper, Reed, but it's not the real one. It's not the real one, no. Someone said, I only recently found out that Mia Khalifa is not related to Wiz Khalifa. Who is Mia Khalifa?

Someone else said, I didn't know squash was played with rackets until I was 40. I thought it was like handball in an enclosed room. God, I tell you, Susan Devoy would be rolling over. Wouldn't she? All the hard work she did for squash gone out the window. How dare you guys. The final one that's just come in,

I didn't realise that cows don't have upper teeth. Neither did I. What? Cows don't have upper teeth. Do they not? How do they chew their grass? Are you sure? I'm pretty sure they do.

True, we're just reading these out of spec. Now, there's nobody fact-checking this. You know, there was something in my recent years when I found out that I didn't know is I didn't realise until we got our first dog, Whitney, I didn't realise that dogs lose their baby teeth and then grow their actual teeth like humans. No, I didn't know that either. I didn't know that. Yeah, mind-blowing.

So you can collect them, eh? You can, yeah. They fall out. We've done some fact-checking. Cows have no upper front teeth. What? Cows have lower incisors and an upper dental pad. The pad is an area of hard gum tissue that the lower front teeth grind against.

What in the world? I did not know that. Put that up there with babies don't have kneecaps. The pad is an area of hard gum tissue that the lower front teeth grind against. What in the world? I did not know that. Put that up there with babies don't have kneecaps. Wow. You know what does have a full set of teeth. Oh, yeah. They grow them, eh?

About five. Yeah. Yeah. Also, dogs and cats don't have butt cheeks. Have you ever thought about that? Or cats. I said dogs and cats don't have butt cheeks. Oh, yeah. And cats. You said said dogs and cats don't have butt cheeks. Oh, yeah.

And cats. You said that. Just straight bum hole, no cheek. The best bits of ZM's Bray and Clint. I bought a flamethrower this morning, and I'm quite excited, and I do understand how irresponsible it is as a purchase, but I feel like they wouldn't sell them if they weren't safe to use. You know?

Look at America. What about America? And what they sell. But this is not America. You can buy these at Bunnings. It's a flamethrower for burning weeds is what I've got. Burns weeds out of your driveway. That's what you use it for.

Someone texted in and said, Vaughan's got one, and they're very satisfying to use. Yeah, but I just see Vaughan as... What? Nothing. Yeah, I knew. That's what I thought. I just see Vaughan as someone who knows what. Yeah, I knew. That's what I thought. Okay. I just see Vaughn as someone who knows what he's doing.

No. You know? No, you stopped for a reason. No, I just said what I was going to say. Well, how am I meant to learn what I'm doing if I don't buy a flamethrower to learn with? Okay? It's like a Tommy Tippy, my first flamethrower. Look at it like that.

Yeah. So we want to know what was your irresponsible purchase? What's the thing that you bought, even though you knew it was a silly idea, like this text that said, I bought a car that doesn't start, knowing full well that I can't afford to fix it, and I couldn't even afford a trailer to transport it home at the time. It was cool, though.

Well, I need to know what car it was. I need to know how you got it home. And what, like, if you knew all that. I'm so confused. Yeah. Shane's here. Hi, Shane. Hi, Shane. Hey, guys. How's I'm so confused. Yeah. Shane's here. Hi, Shane. Hi, Shane. Hey, guys.

How's it going? Good, thanks. What's the irresponsible purchase and who made it, Shane? The husband. Alex, if you're listening, you're still in trouble. Yeah, what was he buying? He came home. We're on a spending ban.

He comes home with a new quad bike for the kids. Not like they don't already have dirt bikes. They didn't need it. There was no reason for it. Please make it make sense. Please make it make sense. God. How much did he spend on the dirt bike?

$700. God, I want him to be my dad. Yeah, me too. He sounds like an awesome dad. Can I give you some dad math on this, Shane? $700 for a kid's dirt bike. He would have gone, it's too cheap not to buy. That's such a good price.

I'm basically saving money by buying it. That's what he would have thought, you know? Yeah. And also, mum math, he spent the day out riding it with the kids, so I got time to myself. Well, there you go. Gets them out of your hair, Shane. It's a win-win.

It's a win-win. And you can now go buy something for yourself for the same price. Oh, I throw it in his face whenever I want to buy something. It's all right,win. It's a win-win. And you can now go buy something for yourself for the same price. Oh, I throw it in his face whenever I want to buy something. It's all right, Mr. $700. You just have to pretend, like he's pretending, you just have to pretend that it's for the kids, don't you? Yeah, yeah. Okay, thanks, Shane.

Irresponsible purchase. Bridget's here. Hi, Bridget. Hi, Bridget. Hi. How you doing? Good, thank you. What was your irresponsible purchase?

RM Williams boots, but not that irresponsible. I mean, how much are they setting you back these days? Well, yeah, 700. Wait, your boots cost the same as Shane's husband's dirt bike for the kids. Yeah, alright.

I just, yeah. You're going to have those boots forever, Bridget, you know? They're like forever boots, you know? They're forever boots. Nah, they're not, because you have to re-sell them, and that's going to be at least $300 to get that done. Yeah, well, that's all right by that time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's an investment. Sorry, Bridget. We should be supporting her. Thanks, Bridget. Nicola's here with a great, irresponsible purchase. Hi, Nicola. Hi, Nicola. Hi.

Hi, what was it? My husband, after a few drinks one night, purchased a full-size wearable suit of armour off Trade Me. That's so awesome. Like a medieval, like... A complete medieval hand-beaten-out wearable suit of armour that's currently sitting on the living room. How much was that, Nicola?

It was a couple of weeks and a half salary. Wow. Okay. Did he put it on? But our friends at the time said that it was a really good investment. Yeah, yeah. Everything's a good investment after a couple of drinks. Did he put the suit of armour on his body?

Does it fit him? Yes. Yes. Well, it fits most people, but it doesn't fit his calves. They're a bit muscly and he can't get the legs on. That's so funny. Did it come with a sword? Yes.

Okay. Nicola, it's a great conversation starter when people come over. Yeah, yeah. It's fabulous. And we actually casted it to our destination wedding and had it in the corner. I like it. Is it displayed right of place in your house?

Oh, yeah. It's in the lounge on a little pedestal thing. You need to get a second one so when they get drunk they can fight each other. Hey, Nicola, sometimes, you know, when you're going to sleep, do you ask him to throw it on? You know? Well. Whip out the sword.

And then also the other sword. Bit of bedroom jousting. The little snicker is a yes. Say no more, Nicola. Say no more. Ladies love a man in uniform. Do they love a man in a suit of armour? Oh, my God.

He's quite literally your knight in shining armour. God, hey. Whatever you're into. Yeah. I like it. I'm on board with it. You know what? I need to meet up with Nicola's partner because I feel like a suit of armour is the perfect

thing to do my flame throwing in. It would be. That would be the thing to use. I mean, it would get hot, though with it. You know what? I need to meet up with Nicola's partner because I feel like a suit of armour is the perfect thing to do my flame throwing in. It would be. That would be the thing to use. I mean, it would get hot though. Yeah. It would get pretty hot. Someone said, I bought a flame thrower to burn all the weeds in our driveway. Yes.

And I set the entire driveway on fire. I didn't know this until my husband called out to me because it was all behind me. But I had a lovely little fire going. I fear for Clint's neighbourhood. Someone else text through. This is exciting news. Hi there. Paintball shop here.

New Zealand's largest supplier of paintball equipment. Happy to discuss options for you, Bree. Watch out, Clint. I will text that person back right now. I'm so excited. I'm going to Google. And I just can't hide it. I'm going to Google how to import a taser.

You should probably talk to Nicola again and ask for that armour. Suit of armour. Brain glitch. Bispits. Animals with people names. That's all we want to hear about. And God, we've had a lot of replies. So many great ones as well.

So many great ones pouring in. So many good ones. Someone said that they have two horses with human names, Walter and Arthur. Who are you going to ride today, Walter or Arthur? I didn't go ride Walter. Man, I've got a sore ass. I've been riding Walter all day.

My cocker spaniel's name is Gordon. I have a cat called Graham. Shoot. He's grey, so we called him Graham. I mean, makes sense. Someone said, our labradoodle's name is Dave. Dave the labradoodle. Dave the labradoodle.

Matt's here on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. G'day. You got an animal with a human name? Yeah, I've got a, he's an Irish terrier. His name's Kenny. Kenny he's an Irish Terrier. His name's Kenny. Kenny.

Kenny the Irish Terrier. He's called Kenny because, like, he's a red-haired dog, and Kilkenny's a great bear from Ireland, and then one day hopefully I'll be able to yell, Kilkenny, kill, when we're at the pub. Yeah. Or if you have to take him to the vet and they need to put them down, you'll have to order a...

Oh! No, let me get it out. You'll have to order a Kelkenny. Oh, I feel sad just thinking about that. Yeah, that was sad. Once you've committed to a joke, though, you have to follow through. Yeah, yeah, you're making a mistake. Yeah, you've got to do that.

Have a great weekend, Matt. Shout out to Kenny. He's not going to now. Sorry about that, Matt. One Kelken weekend, Matt. Shout out to Kenny. He's not going to now. Sorry about that, Matt. One kill Kenny, please. Sir, that's not how you request for your dog to be put down. Andrea's here, and you've got an animal with a human name. Andrea?

Yeah, hi there. Hi, what is it? We got Bruce for our dog, our Labradoodle dog. Bruce. My partner had a dog called Bob for a girl and then Camel Toe for a cat. Wait, wait, wait. You've got Bob for a girl.

And did you say Camel Toe for a cat? Yeah. Why did you call it Camel Toe? Oh, it just kind of came about. What the hell? Yeah, it was kind quite funny calling it. I do see the connection with naming the cat Camel Toe. Visible.

How do you find that connection, Brie? Yeah, Brie, how do you find that connection? I've said enough today, actually. Well, obviously, Andrea, the connection is that camels are an animal and so are cats, and that's how they're connected. Definitely, yeah. We'll go with that.

I thought it's because you could see the outline of the cat. Mark's here. Hi, Mark. Hi, Mark. Yeah, good. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks.

Tell us, do you have a human name for your pet? Yeah, we've got two pets. We've got a Huntway Cross Lab who's called Bruce. Bruce. Bruce, popular name for the dogs? Yeah, we've got two pets. We've got a Huntway Cross Lab who's called Bruce. Bruce. Bruce, popular name for the dogs. Yeah, 100%. And then we've also got a Persian chinchilla cat called Gary. Gary.

I like that. Gary, get off the bench. Yeah, literally. But a funny story, I was playing cricket one year and the opposition team had a dog with them and when they went into the field, they came over to me and said, is this your dog? I went, yep. She goes, do you mind if you look after our dog

while we're out fielding? I went, yep, no worries whatsoever. I said, what's your dog's name? And they go, my dog's name's Linda. And I was like, sweet, Linda, meet Bruce, Bruce meet Linda. Bruce meet Linda. That's so good. The dog named Linda. Linda the dog. Amazing. That's so good. The dog named Linda. Linda the dog. I know. Amazing. That's a ripper.

That's perfect, Mark. Thank you, Mark. I really enjoyed Bob the dog. I really like Linda the dog. I enjoyed talking to Andrea although I feel like Andrea would be a great name for a cat as well, wouldn't it? Andrea would be a great name for a cat but they couldn't name it Andrea because they had such a good name with Camel Toe.

Camel Toe. True. Maybe Andrea could change her name with Camel Toe. Camel Toe. True. Maybe Andrea could change her name to Camel Toe and then we give the cat Andrea. Yeah. You know, that would work too. What's crazy is Andrea said that they also had a dog named Moose Knuckle. Yeah, they did. They had the duo, the pair. Yeah, Moose Knuckle and Camel Toe.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't have one without the other. They had a parrot, the pair. Yeah, Moose Knuckle and Camel Toe. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't have one without the other. We had a parrot called VPL. The best bits of ZM's Bray and Clint. Are you a risk taker? Do you eat all kinds of things in bed? What's the most

outrageous thing you've consumed in bed? Celebrity chef and I thought up until now classy lady Nigella Lawson has admitted she'll eat anything in bed. Except things that require a knife and fork. Yeah, that's where she draws the line. I'd love to know if it's knife and fork. Like if she can bowl it with one hand and fork it with the other hand, is that permissible?

Like if she can just fork it in bed, is that okay? Because I feel like, you know, spaghetti, quite risky. Yeah. Yeah. Because of the splatter. The splatter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? I mean, splatter in bed isn't what you want all the time.

Not generally, no. You know? Well, if you've got a patterned sheet, it can be okay. Someone texted and they said, I had Rogan Josh in bed the other day. I've just texted him back and I said, how was he? Where'd you meet him? The other texts that have come through, a lot of really risky things.

Someone said, shishimi with soy sauce and chopsticks. Did they say shishimi, did they? Shishimi. Shishimi. Soy sauce and chopsticks. Did they say shishimi, did they? Shishimi. Shishimi. Soy sauce and chopsticks. That is impressive. If I saw someone consuming shishimi with chopsticks and soy sauce, I'd be like, that's the type of person I want to date.

A raw fish dish in bed. Wild. Kelly's with us on 0800. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi. You're not calling us from bed, are you, Kelly? Unfortunately not.

Just finishing work. What's the wildest thing you've eaten while in bed? Well, I was on holiday with my partner and we decided to just order some Lone Star and then we ended up getting some ribs and ate the ribs in bed.

You didn't, Kelly. and ate the ribs in bed. You didn't, Kelly. Lone star ribs in bed. If you Uber Eats or DoorDash a Lone Star ribs meal, do they bring you the hand dipping bowl as well to clean your fingers? No. You were licking your fingers in bed, weren't you, Kelly? Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.

God, that sounds like a good time. Just wipe your fingers on his pillow. Okay, thanks, Kelly. That is wild. That's exactly what we're looking for. Someone texted her and said, I eat anything and everything in bed. Any chance that I get curries, nachos, steak,

etc. Wow. That person thrives off it. Someone else texted and said, I boil up in bed, goes hard. I love that text. That is expert level. Quintessentially Kiwi. Jasmine's here. Hi Jasmine.

Hi Jazz. Hi. What are you consuming in bed, Jazz? Well, I just want to agree with Kelly. Rubs in bed is awesome, but I'm a lunchtime eater in bed. No way. Yeah, yeah. Because my kids are at school and I'm like,

I'll have a nap before I pick them up. And so I get snuggled down and something melted. I didn't even think about the daytime nappers. What are you having at lunchtime in bed? An egg salad sandwich? What is it? No, anything like melted and cheesy, like wraps with cheese, like heaps of cheese, and then you, like, toast it up.

Yeah. But you've got to get out of bed to make it. So you get in for your nap, and then you get out of bed. No, no, like, I have it before the nap. Oh, you... So, like, I get nap ready. Yeah, I get nap ready. You eat then nap.

Oh, like a siesta, I guess. Yeah, yeah. And then she puts her plate on her bedside table and just straight down. Yeah, strategically without having to move very far. I'm like in the position of like plate down, nap. She knows what she's talking about. You know what you've done? Because Bree and I were besmirching the good name of lunch eaters,

bed lunch eaters before, but you've come through and you've normalized it. Yeah, yeah. It's awesome. You've shone light on the topic. You've normalized eating lunch in bed, so good on you. All right. Have a beautiful day, guys. Thank you, Jess.. Yeah, yeah. It's awesome. You've shone light on the topic. You've normalized eating lunch in bed, so good on you. All right. Have a beautiful day, guys.

Thank you, Jazz. Thank you, Jazz. Jazz could eat that cheese for lunch. Alex is here. Hi, Alex. G'day, guys. How are we? We're good.

Thank you, Alex. Take us to bed, Alex. What are we munching? Well, you've already mentioned before, you know, a bite of chicken can be a bit strange, but I can actually one-up you. Imagine you're snuggled up, you know, maybe it's a Friday night,

you've had a big week, and you munch into a butter chicken on toast in bed. Oh, talk dirty to me, Alex. Oh, he's clocked it. Butter chicken on toast. He's clocked it. There are Indian people turning in their graves. That sounds bloody brilliant.

They were already iffy about butter chicken. That's the white man's dish. And now you're putting it on toast. Alex, do you maybe get the piece of toast? The toast is still a little bit soft. You put the butter chicken on it. And then did you fold it over? And you eat it like a, oh, that'd be good.

Nah, just straight. Just cut it up into little triangles. Away you go. Easy as that. Like butter chicken toast soldiers. Yeah, just straight. Just cut it up into little triangles. Away you go. Easy as that. Like butter chicken toast soldiers. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, like dippy egg, but it's butter chicken. Okay, thanks, Alex.

We appreciate it. People are passionate about this. They really are. Someone said, I eat everything. Ramen, dumplings, chicken suvos. It's a suvlaki. Maccas, hell pizza. All the sides.

It tastes better in bed. It really does. I think this might be my favourite text. What I love doing, and this is how I picture them saying it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I love doing is having cheese boards with all sorts of snacks, nibbles, cold cuts, et cetera, and a bottle of wine, et cetera, in bed on a rainy day and spend the whole day in bed.

Some nourishment after some gardening. Wink. Oh, don't take it there. That's don't. Come on, guys. We're having a mature conversation. They've obviously been out in the garden. Oh.

Done some hard mahi and then come down for some, you know, relaxation and a bit of food in bed. I apologise. I sincerely apologise for what I assumed. I take it back. The person who wrote... No, you can't read that. Someone said, I cook toast in bed.

Well, that's expert level and so is this. Someone said, I get my food deliveries delivered to the bedroom window that faces the street. So I have it straight in bed and I don't have to share with anyone. Can I just say, whoever that person is, I would vote for you as the next Prime Minister of this country. Invite us to your bed.

That is the kind of innovation and thought process we need in this country right now. Brian Clint. The best bits. Who are the twins or siblings that have very similar names? Might have confused you in school. May confuse you to this day.

You told a story about Alayna and Alana. Both spelt A-L-A-N-A. Identical twins. Spelt the exact same. Pronounced slightly different. So how similar can we get? Kayla is here. Hi, Kayla. Hi, Kayla.

Hi, how are you going? You know identical triplets, is that true? Yes. Wow. Yeah, I went to school with them. Okay, and do they have similar names? Yeah, so they're Alicia, Delicia and Felicia. Piss off.

No, you're joking. No, I'm not joking. Alicia, Delicia, not a name, by the way. Delisha got. And Felicia. Delisha got the raw end of the deal there. Yeah. They ran out of names.

Yeah. After Felicia. Poor Delisha. Yeah. And also dressed the same, identical. How are they now? Do you know them still? No, I don't keep in touch.

This was like high school. Who do you reckon is most successful? I reckon Alicia. Alicia. Yeah. 100%. Was it really hard to tell them apart? No, because Delisha had a crooked eye.

Alicia and Felicia look the same, but Delisha had a wonky eye. What do you think came first? The name Delisha or Felicia look the same, but Delisha had a wonky eye. What do you think came first? The name Delisha or the crooked eye? Like, you know, it's a real chicken-egg situation. Yeah, well, I have no idea, but I know Alisha was born first, Delisha was born second, and Felicia was third. Felicia.

I feel Delisha's pain because she's the middle child. Poor Delisha. Yeah. Well, that would do it. Middle child A, always looking sideways. Yep. Thank you, Kayla. Thanks, Kayla.

You've made our day. Thank you, Kayla, for testing our professionalism this afternoon. I think we peaked early, but let's keep going. Appreciate that. I knew it. Someone. for testing our professionalism this afternoon. I think we peaked early, but let's keep going. Appreciate that. We're looking for twins who have very, very similar names this afternoon. Okay, Bree needs a breather. I knew identical twins at our school

named Sienna and Sierra. To this date, I have no idea which is which. So similar. Yeah. Like, how would you ever tell them apart if they look, you know, identical and then their names are so similar? Very difficult. Someone else said, I knew four sisters named Chantel, Danielle, Carmel, and Chanel.

Bloody hell. That's, what are you doing? What are you up to? I remember twins from Wainuiomata named Wainui and Omata. Wow. You reckon that's true? Probably. You would have snuck it through because you've got to register them, right?

You would have snuck it through if you'd put it in the other order. You go, these are my daughters, Omata and Wainui. Yeah, you get away with it. And where were they born? And then you've got to go, Wainuiomata, so that they don't notice. where were they born? And then you've got to go, well, I knew Yamada, so that they don't notice. Where were they born? Kaitaia?

Someone texted her and said, I knew twins called Ella and Ayla. Yeah, see? Very similar. Someone else, identical twin sisters named Ayla, pronounced Ayla, and the other one, Ayla. Pronounced Ayla. Ayla and Ayla, spelt other one, Ela. Pronounced Ela. Isla and Ela, spelt the same. Yeah.

That's shocking. We're bordering on child abuse, but let's keep going. Claire's here. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Tell us.

Yours are not the same names. You've got complementary names to share with us this afternoon. Yeah, complementary. So I worked in passporting, protesting passports in the... Oh, you would have really seen it all, Claire. A few, yeah. But anyway, there's four little twin boys and one was fish and one was chips.

Not true. True. Not true. You're shitting me, Claire. No, I'm not. Fish and chips. Was this in this country? Yes, it was. They're real names. They're real names. No, I'm not. Fashion chips. Was this in this country? Yes, it was.

In Auckland. They're real names. They're real names. Yes, they're real names. We have to find these people. What year do you reckon this was? It was the same year as the K2 boat won the yachting. It was also a child called K2.

So when was that? It was a 10-year-old New Zealand boat. Was that 1987? About 87, 89. KZ7. So that means, Claire, they'd be like in their late 30s now. We should go on a hunt for fish and chips. Surely they changed it. We'll look for them on Friday night.

Yeah. They'd be good to look for on a Friday night. Friday night's fish and chips. Yeah. We'll invite our friend beers. Thanks, Claire. We appreciate it. That's brilliant, Claire.

Thank you. This has been a real hoot. I did not expect to uncover so much. I love this one. I taught identical twin boys named Eli 1 and Eli 2. You couldn't just think of another name? You like the name Eli so much. Someone's text.

No, no, no. I heard about fish and chips in an article. And a mum who tried to call her baby bus stopped 16. Okay, so fish and chips are real. Crazy that you probably read about fish and chips in the newspaper. Yeah. Where you put fish and chips. Where you put fish and chips. Where you put fish and chips.

Their spiritual home. The fish and chip twins used to live in Whanganui. Not surprising. Okay. Not surprising. That's a bit judgmental. That's what the text said. I didn't say that.

Someone else said, I knew a cop who his youngest sister slept with a pair of twins at the same time. What? That's nothing to do. That's not the topic. That's not the topic.