ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint – Summer Special: Challenges

Episode Date: January 10, 2025

From attempting a world record, eating the weirdest foods and singing on the radio, Bree & Clint love a challenge. So here's a quick recap of just a few of the ones they've attempted this year. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Brian Clint. The Bispits. We're about to break a world record on the show, Clint. Are we? It's about to happen. Um, I just wish my computer hadn't frozen. Uh, there's a Danish guy. I came across this story about this guy who has broken or he set the record rather because it didn't exist before this.

Those are the ones to do. Yeah. Find a record that doesn't exist and just flop over the bar. That's right. And for a time you can be the world record holder. A guy named Peter von Tangenbuskov has earned the Guinness World Record for the most amount of matchsticks up his nose after he shoved an incredible 68 up there.

68 matchsticks up his nose. 68 matchsticks up his nose. He had the Guinness World, because you have to pay for the Guinness World Record people to come out and judge it and, you know, officiate and do all that. He paid for them to come out. It didn't exist. And he has set the bar.

So this afternoon, Clint Paul Roberts, we're going to attempt to break a world record on the show. I've sent producer Ella down to the shop to get some matchsticks and I'm going to attempt to put 68 matchsticks up my nose. Can I have a matchstick? It's a good looking matchstick.

It's fairly, they're fairly girthy matchsticks. They are. Do you reckon that's a, it's not a regulation? I reckon they could be like a half a millimetre thicker than a regulation matchstick. Do you reckon? Real? I don't know. They just, a millimetre thicker than a regulation matchstick.

Do you reckon? Real? I don't know. They just, like, look at the box that they came out of. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's get our head in the game. Let's get our head in the game. Let's not make excuses early.

So these are going wood end or fireside up the nose? Oh, they're definitely going wood end. I'd rather wood end to me than the... True, and if you leave the red bits sticking out, then we can light them in celebration at the end. What a great way to celebrate. Oh, I've just realised I've got to take my nose ring out. I was going to ask you,

you've got a nose ring in your right nostril. You've never seen me without this, hey? Nah. Ready? You could stick one of the matchsticks through the hole in your nose. Do you recognise me? Oh, you look a bit...

I look real plain Jane, don't I? That's what I was going to say, but I was worried it was offensive. No, I agree with you. Oh my God, you look a bit... I look real plain Jane, don't I? That's what I was going to say, but I was worried it was offensive. No, I agree with you. Oh my God, you look less interesting. Takes away all my personality. I need to get a nose piercing. Oh my God. Or an eyebrow ring like you used to.

I used to have an eyebrow ring. Okay. So you've bundled these up. How many in that bundle? There's... I don't know. But I counted out. This is 68 altogether.

So we need 68 for the record or 68 to equal the record? Oh, I need one more. You need 69. Yeah, I need 69. Lucky 69. Hell yeah. Okay, do you reckon I can... Can you go to 68 and can I have the honour of sticking in the 69?

Yes. Okay, good. Thank you. Can I just pre-empt this with saying that I feel like my nose is one that doesn't have much cartilage. Like, we've seen, you know, like like that's, you know, when I pull my nose

You can't see this, but Brie can pull her whole nose flat and it looks kind of like a stingray. It does, eh? Yeah. I look like a stingray. Okay. Okay. Alright, so first bundle. First bundle. Going in. Oh, it doesn't feel nice.

Oh, no, I don't like it. That's not nice. She's rapidly losing matchsticks. Oh, no. No, they're falling. How did he do this? They're falling. Hold on.

Smells very woody. Yeah, they'll be the matchsticks. Okay, I've got a... I can build on that. I think we have to work on this technique. Let's take a quick musical break. Producer Ella, I need your help in here. And when we return, we will know once and for all...

What a radio hook that was. ...Bri is the world record holder for having the most matchsticks stuck up your nostrils at one time. I've got this, guys. I've got this. We're aiming for 69. Bri and Clint, it's at M at one time. I've got this, guys. I've got this. We're aiming for 69. Bree and Clint, it's at him. If you're just joining us, welcome back.

We're in the midst of attempting a world record where Bree's trying to put 69 matchsticks up her nose. There are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 matchsticks left on the table and I am holding the 69th matchstick at the moment. You know what? I'm not that far off. I think we're going to do it. Okay. This is quite a delicate. Did I lose one?

No. This is quite a delicate process, guys. You look a bit like that guy on Futurama with the. Yes. Yeah. The squid guy. Oh, no. No, that's okay. That's all right.

Okay. You are three away from equaling the world record. Two away from equaling the world records. I'm not going to lie. I don't know how much more room there is. Oh, that one hurts. That one hurts. Okay.

One. One more and we have reached the 68 mark. God, I knew my nose was big, but... Is it in? It's in. This is huge. Okay, I knew my nose was big, but... Is it in? It's in. This is huge. Okay. I'm sweating.

I'm holding number 69. You know what? You do it. It's your nose. You do it. Okay. Oh, my God. I'm going to be so gutted if I don't get this.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I think you need help. Oh! Oh! Oh! Look at that! We did it!

Look at that! We actually did it! Is my nose bleeding? No, but it's very snotty. You were a record holder. You were a record holder. Mum, I just want to thank my mum. I want to thank Clint.

I want to thank my dad. With that nose, I think you should be thanking your dad. No bullshit. We just did that. We just did it. Those matchsticks are definitely bigger than normal matchsticks, too. Yeah, my nose is humongous. There's room up there for all kinds of things.

I could have put, like, seven more up there. All right, send your congratulations in. Thank you, guys. I'm so sweaty. The best bits of ZM's Bray and Clint. There's a certain brand of instant noodles that apparently is so spicy they've been banned in Denmark, which seems wild to me. Well, I just don't understand why they'd be banning them unless people are ending up in the hospital.

Well, have a listen to this. Three versions of the popular South Korean instant noodle brand, Buldak, will no longer be sold in Danish shops. Officials in Denmark have recalled the products because their capsicum levels are so high, they pose a risk of the consumer developing acute poisoning. Acute poisoning? What does that mean?

Acute poisoning? Is that like cute poisoning? What's acute poisoning? Like it poisons you? Yeah, that mean? A cute poisoning. Is that like cute poisoning or like? What's a cute poisoning? Like it poisons you. Yeah, that's what they're saying. That's taking it to a whole new level. I've managed to find those noodles, which are not illegal in New Zealand.

And I found two varieties. I've found the hot chicken ramen flavour from Bulldack. And I've also found the two times spicy hot chicken ramen noodles. I have tasted the black packet before. Yeah. And my partner and I were up and down all night on the toilet. And you said you shared a packet. We shared a packet. It's spicy.

Okay. So the red one is supposed to be twice as spicy as the black one. Yeah. I've had the producers make up both. Mm- both, and we can decide which one we try. Okay. I say we go the hottest. I do too. Yeah.

Don't piss around, right? Don't piss around. Let's just go for the hottest. All right. Good deal. Yep. It's bright red. It's violently red.

It's so red. Looks like the depths of hell in that bowl. Yeah. I'm just going to get a little sniff. Do you want me to go first or do you want to go first? I reckon we can go at the same time. Okay. I reckon you can load up your fork.

Okay. And I can load up my fork and we can do this at the same time. Jeez. I am going to take my white knitted sweatshirt off though. Look, I'm getting. I'm worried this is coming straight back up. I'm getting a good amount here. You pass me that other bowl so I can let it drip into there. You want a slurping bowl?

But I've got, okay, you go. I've got my mouth full here. Well, that's quite a bit. Wait, what did you say before? Because you've been excited about this all day. You said... How spicy can it be? That's right.

I just wanted to get that on camera, just for a before and after. Yeah. Like, you saying that before, and then after. Okay, you ready? Alright. The red, two times spicy... But this is the hottest. ...Buldak ramen. Okay. Cheers. Cheers.

Oh, that's instantly quite spicy. Okay. It's heating up the palate. Oh, it's real bad, eh? Who's eating that? Oh, it's hot on the top and it's hot on the bottom. It's in my nostrils. Take another bite.

Have some more It's spicy as It's so spicy It's real spicy What is it about this That people enjoy? I love how Clint's like How spicy could it be? I'm just trying to imagine

Getting through a whole Whole bowl I'm telling you Don't do that Have you got anything on Tomorrow morning? You better clear your schedule for tomorrow. Do you just sip some of the soup?

Okay. I'll give it a go. I'll give it a... It looks very fiery, eh? Huh! It's got a kick to it. It really... Not good flavour. It's not too bad, eh?

Like, it is making my nose run. Clint's not the best with spice. And that is yummy as well. Like... It is yum. Do you want to try the others and see if that'll cool it down? Yeah, screw it. At this stage, who gives a shit?

Give those a go. I don't know if it's spicy enough to be made illegal. So this is meant to be less spicy. Less spicy. Oh, yeah. That's nicer. Oh, compared to those other ones, that's delicious. They taste... This is a fantastic chicken flavour. That tastes like mega red. It's nicer. Oh, compared to those other ones, that's delicious.

They taste... This is a fantastic chicken flavour. That tastes like mega red. Oh, there's actually no spice whatsoever in this one compared to the other one. Have I burned all my taste buds off? I think you have. My tongue's still tingling. Who is eating them on the regular? Who is sitting down?

If these are your noodle, who are you? Who is sitting down to a bullduck spicy times two ramen every night? Who are you and what do your poos look like? Do you have any of your anus left? I need to remember this because if I get home and kiss my wife with these lips, she's not going to be happy. I can't wait to get a text from you tomorrow morning. They're not inedible is what I'd say.

No, they're not inedible. That's the Bull Duck, two times spicy. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. The best bits. If you're listening this time yesterday, you would have heard a conversation that we had about the gross thing that your partner does. And we got this call from Hamish.

Imagine you biting into a juicy apple. My wife bites into a raw potato. She just eats potatoes raw. It's kind of like the texture of an apple, just with a different flavour. All right. There is no flavour, Alicia. It's a potato. Well, have you done it? Yeah, well, that's a great point. All right. There is no flavour, Alicia. It's a potato.

Well, have you done it? Yeah, well, that's a great point. That's a very good point. That is a great point, Alicia. We'll make you a deal, Alicia. We'll call you back. We'll try a raw potato live on the radio with you tomorrow, okay? Okay.

Okay? Deal. Handshake. Deal. Because we are a show of our word. No, it was your word. I said we. I said we.

I said we. You had your chance to back out yesterday. Okay? You was your word. I said we. I said we. I said we. You had your chance to back out yesterday. Okay? You had your chance. Yeah, well, the ugly potato wasn't in front of me then. Please welcome to the show. Welcome back to the show, Hamish and Alicia, the potato couple. G'day, guys.

How's it going? Or should we call you Potato and Potato? That sounds fitting. I've just been calling it Potato Gate. Potato Gate. Potato Gate. Oh, Potato Gate's good. So we've agreed that we will eat a potato. Producer Ella's gone and got us a washed potato.

She's then re-washed that washed potato, and we're ready to do it. Do you guys have a potato handy? Are you going to eat a potato with us, Alicia? Not today, unfortunately. We haven't managed to. How convenient for you, Alicia. Just us. Just us to enjoy the fruits of nature.

Just us. Well, it just so happens that we are parked across the road from a fruit and veggie shop. Chances. You have an onion, we'll have a potato. Yeah. Hamish, this might wet your whistle. We might get you all your juices flowing for a raw potato and you might have to go in for your first one.

Yeah, I think I'll do a hard pass. I mean, I'll see what you guys say, and then from now I think I'll go hard pass. Now, look, Alicia, I don't have high hopes, but I'm going to give you my honest and maybe brutal feedback, okay? It might be good, it might be bad. Yeah, okay. Can I say the rudest part of this, by the way,

is that as we stand here preparing to eat a raw potato live on the radio, our producers are out there eating a bag of potato chips, the most delicious form of potato. We wanted to take part in the potato eating, but we didn't have a spare potato. You can share mine if you want. Solidarity. Oh, nah.

All right, I think we've talked long enough. Let's have a bite. It's time to eat this potato. Here we go. What was that politician's name? Paula Bennett. No, someone ate a raw potato or onion or something. Anyway.

Anyway. Down the hatch. Here we go. Wow. It kind of tastes like nothing, but at the same time, I know that it's a raw potato. It kind of tastes like a real crappy apple. See, I did tell you that.

Or like a Gnashy, because Gnashy suck. No, don't besmirch the good name of a Gnashy. It does, it has the texture of a Gnashy. The thing is, why would you voluntarily eat a crappy potato? Yeah, well, yeah, we obviously are realising this now, Hamish. Like, half the time when I'm cutting them for dinner, I end up eating half before I cook them. I will say, it tastes like dirt.

It tastes like the ground. Alicia, I told you I'd be honest. I will say not as bad as I thought. Yeah. Not as bad as what I thought. It is a bit of an acquired taste. Do you know what, Alicia? It's a delicacy.

I think we're just too uncultured to enjoy it. That'll be it. To top things off, when I'm peeling potatoes, she eats the skins as well. Oh! Just the potato skins? Yeah, sometimes if I'm feeling like it. I don't eat heaps of raw potato because I know someone texts me saying it's unhealthy because it's a nightshade.

Yeah, yeah. But so is tomatoes and capsicums and all them. Yeah. Who eats those raw? Don't worry, I did the research. All in moderation. All in moderation. You're right, Alicia.

I did the Googling. It said a few mouthfuls of raw potato won't kill you. Yeah, exactly. Oh, it leaves quite the aftertaste, Alicia. It does. It depends what kind of potato you've got too, like some are better than others. Ella, what are we dining on this afternoon?

Is this an agria? Yep. You don't know. What's your favourite variety, Alicia? What's your favourite variety? She likes a perler. Admittedly, not the one, the agria ones. Yeah, right.

Now you tell us. More the like just the plain white ones. I love that, Alicia. I love that you go to the supermarket and like when I'm looking for, you know. Oranges. No, I'm looking for apples and I'm like, okay, my favourite apple is the jazz apple. And you're like, where are those angrias? Where are the soup variety?

I can safely say this is definitely quality radio and well worth the wait. Hamish, you said it, not us. My dad did it at work once and no one believed him. He just took it and ate it for his lunch And everyone was just really confused You know they say Alicia The potato doesn't fall far from the tree Thanks guys

Thanks team No worries, thanks for having us It's a big thumbs down from the Brian Clint show But don't let us stop you Next is onions Raw The best bits of ZMM's Brie and Clint. Hey, guys, it's Claude.

Sorry to interrupt. I just need to put a warning on this podcast. Yeah, I'm here too. It's Brie. My name's Brie and that's Claude. Hi, I'm Claude and that was Brie. You definitely need to put a warning. Yeah, if you guys don't like the sound of other people throwing up,

this is probably not for you. So maybe skip ahead about four minutes. Yeah, good idea. You're so thoughtful, Claude. Thanks. So thoughtful. Something was said on the show yesterday. I think it was me that suggested it, actually.

You've got to get on the chicken, though. Maybe I'll just start drinking raw eggs. Well, I mean, you could cook them. It's the same. But, yeah, you could do them raw. Yeah, but just to save time, you know? Power move to drink a raw egg in front of someone. Yeah.

Can we organise some raw eggs? I'm going to attempt to drink some raw eggs. Just one each. All right. Why did I say each? I don't want to be a part of this. No, you agreed. You've done it before.

Okay. I've never ever in my life tried. I think I just said I've done it. I don't actually remember ever doing it. Well, I know that I haven't because I could not think of anything worse. But, you know, in your Fitspo era, you've got to try and drink raw eggs. And that's a good enough reason for me. Okay.

So we have in our hot little hands some raw eggs. I've gone for a room temperature egg. It's quite hard to say. Raw egg. Raw eggs. Raw eggs. I've gone for a room temperature egg. It's quite hard to say. Raw egg. Raw eggs. Raw eggs. Yeah, I've gone room temperature. I've gone fridge.

Refrigerated. Yeah. As if it's going to make any difference. I don't know what to expect here. Do you have a vomit container? I've got a Tupperware container just in case. I'm actually quite concerned it's going to come back up, so I'm actually just going to take my jersey off actually quite concerned it's going to come back up, so I'm actually just going to take my jersey off.

I know mine's going to come back up. I've got to wear that later. Wait, we need to talk about what you're wearing under your jumper. A singlet. You're wearing a singlet under your jumper. I just wasn't expecting it. What did you think I was going to be wearing under there? A T-shirt?

Oh. I don't think I've ever seen you in a singlet under your jumper. I just wasn't expecting it. What did you think I was going to be wearing under there? A T-shirt? Oh. I don't think I've ever seen you in a singlet. Quite fitting, actually, for this video. Hold on, wait, no. Hold on. Sorry. Well, now I feel self-conscious like I should put my jersey back on. No, no, no, it looks good.

I just, I need to come to the table. Oh, I wasn't trying to get the guns out. I just don't want to vomit on my knitted sweatshirt. I just want to get my guns out. Because if we look cool doing this. All right, get this over with, okay? Okay. Are you ready?

We need to crack the egg. Crack the eggs in. Luckily, very kindly, they're quite small eggs. Mine looks all wrinkly. I think the key is to not think about it. Mine looks like a ball sack, look. I think the key is to not think about it and just go straight down the hatch. I'm just going to bring my vomit container.

I don't have the strongest of stomachs. Okay, cheers. Oh no, I don't know if I can do it. Why are we doing this? Okay. God, people will be judging us

right now that do this every morning. It's not a big deal. Do you know why we're really doing this? Why? TikTok views. 100%.

If this video flops, if I drink a raw egg and this video flops, if I drink a raw egg and this video flops. That's why we are slaves to the views. All right. Oh, no, wait. I need to mentally prepare myself. I don't even know

what I've gotten myself into. It's one raw egg. It's one raw egg. People do it all the time. It's not a big deal. It's safe. It's not a big deal. It's one raw egg. People do it all the time. It's not a big deal. It's safe. It's not a big deal. It's just a...

It's the same as a cooked egg. It's just cold. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. It's going to taste the same. It's going to taste the same. It tastes the same.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Three, two, one. Let's go. I tried. Oh, I threw it up straight away. Oh, my God, I threw it up straight away.

Oh, it's still in my mouth. What are they doing in here? I'm still gagging. It's worse than you ever thought. I vomited on the ground. That's going to make me vomit. You're an animal. You're an animal. I dare

you to try and look it up off the ground. Do you want this one I spat back into this jar? The yolk's still intact. Alright, like and subscribe. It's Brian Clint. ZM Brian Clint, that's Ariana

Grande and We Can't Be Friends. No, you did not hear me singing over the top of that song. No, you didn't. Have you heard that? I heard it. You're hearing things. If you heard that, you've got a hearing problem. Can we get a replay of that, Claude?

No. Yeah, thank you. It's on the wall. What? Let's hear it. The replay's there. Let this story die. I can't get right

to be solid you know why you know why that happened because I was gearing up for the modjo challenge what is the modjo challenge something I invented

last week is it a fun game or is it an embarrassing game it's fun it's based off this guy that I found on the reels trying to hit the intro post game or is it an embarrassing game? It's fun. It's based off this guy that I found on the reels.

Trying to hit the intro post, trying to get the words on that song. He doesn't speak English, but that doesn't matter. You'll get the point. Yes. There it comes. There it comes. Three, two, one.

Lady. Now, now. Lady. No. When Lady Ahora, ahora Lady No, joder, tío, ¿cuándo viene Lady, tío? ¡Ah, mira, mira! Lady Eh, toma por culo, tío, pasó esta canción de mierda Eh

Lady Eh, toma por culo, tío, de verdad Espera, espera, lo tomo, lo tomo, lo tomo Os voy a llegar este Lady, ¿se viene? No, aún no ¡Eh, me está tomando! I miss it. He missed it after all that. So today, Brie Thomas out. Oh, no.

You're going to take on the Lady, the Mojo Challenge. Okay. I'm going to kick it off. What do I do? Do I have to speak? You just got to come in with. I just got to hit when they. You just got to drop a hot. Okay just got to hit when they. You just got to drop a hot. Okay.

I'll just take the lady back. That's all I need. Okay. Are you ready? The lady bits. I'll just take the lady back. Please don't say that. Okay.

All right. So I just got to come in when he comes in. Yeah. Easy. Piece of cake. Good luck. You just got to feel the music, you know. Feel the vibes. You just got to feel it. Yep. Easy. Piece of cake. Good luck. You've just got to feel the music, you know. Feel the vibes.

You've just got to feel it. I'm pretty, I don't know if you know this, but I'm pretty musically trained. I know that about you, actually. Yep. You know, I can feel the beat. Later. No. Nope, too early.

No, way too early. No, I was just joking with you guys. I was just checking if you guys were listening. Okay. I'm going to feel the vibes now. This is for real now, this time. This guys were listening. Okay. I feel the vibes now. This is for real now this time. This is for real. Okay.

Not yet. Not yet. It's a trick for young players. Yep. Yeah. A rookie would have made that mistake, but not me. Not me, baby. I've got this.

I have got this. Hold your nerve. Hold your nerve. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Hold your nerve. Hold your nerve. Oh, no. I can't do it. Oh, no. I held my nerve too much. I thought you had it.

I honestly thought you had it. That last minute second guess of yourself. So that's actually a double fail. Double. No, the first one was a joke for the lols. No, that was a premature modjaculation. Oh yeah, it was a joke. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, gutted. I thought I had that. That was more embarrassing What did we learn? than me singing over the songs Nah it was probably equal Yeah The best bits

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