ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint – Summer Special: Mumma Di and State of O Pranks

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

The MVP is back again! This year we really riled up Mumma Di during State of Origin season, with a new prank every week. This year we got an AI Cameron Smith, the REAL Steve Price, and Big Steve himself in on the joke. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bray and Clint. Guys, it is my favourite time of the year. It is state of origin time. The big fella gets the pass on. Coyne, Coyne goes for the corner and gets the try. Queensland.

It's a miracle. Oh, yeah. What about that one? Oh, yeah. God, it's good. This is state of origin. It's the best rugby league has to offer. It is such a good competition.

It is so good. And someone who is just as obsessed, I'd say more obsessed, is my mother, Mama Di. She has the full Queensland kit. She's from country Queensland. She bleeds maroon. Each year, if you've listened to our show over the years, we have pulled some pranks on her from time to time.

And I thought to myself when I woke up this morning, right, what are we going to do for game one of Origin this year? And I think we've got to belt her. Using AI technology, we have a message for your mum from Queensland great Cameron Smith. I think you need to, like, understand my mum would leave my dad for Cameron Smith. Correct.

Like, she is that big of a fan. Like, out of all over the years my dad for Cameron Smith. Correct. Like, she is that big of a fan, like out of all over the years across origin, Cameron Smith... And I think your dad would understand. He would understand. Cameron Smith is her number one. He's the guy. So, what Claude and I have done, we've got this program where we've put some of Cameron

Smith's voice into it, and then we've managed to get Cameron Smith's AI voice to give mum-a-die a message. For legal reasons, this is not Cameron Smith. It's not Cameron Smith. But we will not be telling your mum that. Hi, Cam Smith here. Your daughter told me that you're a die-hard

Queenslander. Just wanted to send my best ahead of tonight's first State of Origin game. We're going to crush those dirty blues into the ground. Also have seen a few videos of you. You're looking good. Keep up the good work. Up the boys for a win tonight. Go the Maroons. She is going to shit.

She's going to lay an egg. She's going to self-implode. We're going to call her now. She's going to lose her mind, so stick around to hear my mum lose her shit. Queenslander! Queenslander! Queenslander. Queenslander.

Hey, Mum, is there anything that's happening tonight? You got anything on? Oh, my God, the biggest game of all time. Of all time. The rivalry of all time. Mum, we do love to call you each year come State of Origin time. You live and breathe State of Origin. Are you pumped for tonight, game one?

Absolutely. We are pumped and we're ready to go. We don't care if they've got a new captain or a new coach. We're going to smash them. Have you got your Queensland tracksuit on? I sure have. Including your hat? No, I haven't got my hat on.

Not yet. Okay, okay. She's not in full kit yet. I'm have. Including your hat? No, I have not my hat on. Not yet. Okay, okay. She's not in full kit yet. Hey, Mum, look, I needn't remind you that over the years we have played a few Origin, you know, pranks on you. We always like to call you around Origin time. Does any of that ring a bell? Yes.

Mum, I'm just going to tell you before what's about to happen is we've done something very nice for you. Yeah, we've flipped the scraps. And look, Mum, I just want you to calm yourself because what's about to happen, you're going to lose your mind, okay? Oh, my God, not Cameron Smith. Funny you mention Cameron Smith. Mum, I may have talked to a few people.

I may have sent a few messages. She's hyperventilating. To Cameron Smith's team, and Cameron Smith may have had time to send you personally a little message. Oh, my God, Brianna. If this is a G-up, that, oh, my God. I don't know whether to believe you or not. We've got the audio here.

This is Cameron Smith, his personal message to you, Mama Di. Hi Di, Cam Smith here. Your daughter told me that you're a die-hard Queenslander. Just wanted to send my best ahead of tonight's first State of Origin game. We're going to crush those dirty blues into the ground. Also have seen a few

videos of you. You're looking good. Keep up the good work. Up the boys for a win tonight. Go the Maroons. Oh my God. I just love him to death. Is this not the best present I could have ever got you, Mum? Oh my God. Absolutely. Cameron, I've got your photo in my TV room.

Have we made your year? How many years have you asked me for this, Mum? Oh my God. The only thing that would make it even better, I could talk to him. What would you say to Cameron Smith? Cam, there is nobody's going to beat any of his records ever.

He is the best player. He is unbelievable captain for Queensland and Australia. And I would really maybe even give up one grandchild. To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? To what? For a signed jersey.

Come on. I thought you were saying one night with KM Smith. Oh, I'd give up both of them maybe for that. Oh, that's good. Well, great. I'm happy for you, Di. Go the Maroons. That's excellent.

Are we all squared away, Mum, now? We're all fair? Oh, my God. I'm just floating on cloud nine here. And look at that. My Queensland state of Jersey. Oh, I can't even talk. She can't even talk.

Absolutely. Tell her. Hey, Mum. One last thing before we go. That was AI. It wasn't a real Cam Smith. Oh, well, I suppose it's better than nothing. Oh, you'll still take it.

Oh, yeah. Except the only thing that'll make up for it, you two, two words. What? Steve Price. Oh, my God. Now she's on to Steve. All right, we'll go and get Steve Price. But we didn't. Yeah, she's onto Steve. All right, I'll go and get Steve Price. But we didn't even get Cam Smith.

We tried. Jonathan Thurston in a Speedo. Actually, JT's okay as well, so any of those would be good. Listen, look at her getting excited there. None of it was real, Mum. It was all fake. Actually, it wasn't bad. Can you send it to me and I'll just replay it to myself

and that'll make me feel good. Yeah, sure thing. We'll get it to you for a private moment. Hey, up the maroons. Thanks, Di. Good luck for tonight. See you, Mum. Queenslander.

Queenslander! There she is. There she is. Bree and Clint. You know what today is? State of Origin game two. This is Rugby League. Yeah, you were saying you hope the Blues win this one.

Oh, piss off. You were. So you hope the third game's interesting. Any true Origin fan, we love a decider. We love a third game decider. So I wouldn't be devastated. But I love State of Origin time. It's one of my favourite times of the year.

And you and i we love to pay mama di a visit she's too she's too well i don't want to say easy but she's too good for winding up on these days she's just so invested and over the years we've thought up ideas to mess with my mom we last state of origin a couple of weeks ago, we had a fake Cameron Smith caller and we were racking our brains with what we could do for game two. And an idea came up where it was put forward that we would get my dad, Big Steve, to call her and give her some bad news that there was going to be a power cut this afternoon and tonight where everything would be shut off and she would not be able to watch State of Origin. Bree's dad, Big Steve, joined us on the line now. And that's the first you're hearing of this, isn't it, Steve?

That's exactly right. I'm really scrambling to think what am I going to say. You are instrumental to our plan to stitch up Mumma Di for State of Origin game two. There's a lot resting on your shoulders this afternoon. No worries. We'll get it done. You watch. Right, Dad.

So you need to make up some sort of story that you've heard from the power company that there's going to be a scheduled outage and they're just informing people about it. But it means that you guys aren't going to be able to watch Origin. Yep, okay. Let's do it. Just go for it. You're ready to go. Yeah, we're ready to go. Listen to him. He's like, I'll be waiting for the call up. Here we go. We're putting in the call now. It's over to you. Pretend we're not here, Steve. No problem. Hello.

How you going? Yeah, good. How you going? Yeah, not too bad. We're getting things done over here. But I just got a call from Ergon. You know that, not that substation, you know that cut-off area on our boundary, you know where they go and work there all the time? Ergon are always mucking

around there. Well, that's like a big cut-off. That's the power between Warwick and Stendhal. And I just got told that they're going to cut it off this afternoon. They're going to be out for about seven hours. So we're not going to have any power. Is it out all night? Well, he said six or seven hours. It all depends how long it takes

them to get this bloody job done. No one's going to see anything tonight. Are you kidding me? No, no. It was... Eddie Barlees, he rang me. He said, sorry to do it, mate. Oh, look, we're going to have to ring up and get something done. I'll go in and see Lee because this is a load of baloney

because, I mean, Jesus, they can't do that on State of Origin night. They don't care, don't they? No. They've got to get their job done. He said, look, sorry, but you're going to lose pay. No, no, no. I'm going to go down and see them right now. I'm going to go down and see Lee and just say to them,

they're going to have to wait until tomorrow. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to barricade off the access that they get in and tell them that they can't get into the property until tomorrow. No, put the balls in there. The balls are in there, but they can go around it. You've got no chance. Sorry.

No, I'm going to go down there right now. I'm going to go down and tell them that they can't go into our property because we've got bio... I have to agree with you, Mum. I have to agree with you. This is... Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna.

Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. No, this is... Oh, Brianna.

No, this is good. I want to see Di march down to the state power board... I'm going to go down... ...and give them a piece of her mind. My favourite... Oh, it's huge. Oh'm going to go down. Give them a piece of their minds. My favourite. Oh, huge. Oh, that is just great. My favourite part was mum going, put the balls in there so they can't get to the bloody power line.

Mate, if I had to, I'd do all of that and more. Dad, I can't believe how good that was, Dad. You did such a good job. It was brilliant. Gee, Stephen, I'm not doing the cooking tonight. Who's this itty bloke that you made up to check into the comms? Who the hell is that, Dad? No, he's a fair dinkum guy.

Well, Mum was about to leave him a very vicious voicemail. I've got connections down there. That's what I was about to leave him a very vicious voicemail. I've got connections down there. That's what I was going to do. Oh, Mum, don't worry. Your power's going to be on the State of Origin game two. You're not going to miss it. Up the Maroons. Up the Maroons.

Queenslander. And we will have power. Who thought of that, Sienna? It was producer Ella. It was all Steve, actually. It was all Steve. It was big Steve's idea. Oh, Stephen, no tea for you tonight.

Oh, I really thought that. Oh, mum. That was disgraceful. Love you guys. Good luck for game two. Love you. No, we don't need the luck. We've got it. Put the balls in the you. No, we don't need the luck.

We've got it. Put the balls in the air, Stephen, so they can't get around. Queenslander. Queenslander. Queenslander. Free and Clint. Hi. Oh, yeah.

G'day. G'day. Is that Steve Pross? G'day, mate. So good to talk. Clint's? Kia ora. Yes. G'day, mate. So good to talk. Clint's here as well, mate. G'day, Steve. How you going? Hi, Clint.

How are you, mate? Sorry you have to put up with that. No, I actually get a good understanding of what I actually sound like. That's the only way he understands me. Not good. She sounds more and more like that every State of Origin game, too, to be honest. It's true. I really feel sorry for the people who have to listen to my voice after hearing Bree. Are you sure you want to do this?

We've been pranking Mumadai for about six years around State of Origin now, and you're our latest, I guess you're bait for this. Yeah, no, you're going to be a make good. This is something nice we're doing for her. True, this is actually a nice thing, isn't it? Yeah, no, absolutely. I'd love to do it for a young Stanfield girl. Oh, look, he's

already got the charm on. You're a charmer? He's already got the charm on. Give her like a make a wish kid. I could tell you what her wish would be. This is how it's going to work. We're going to call Mum and Dad. We're going to have you waiting in the wings, Steve Price. Yes.

Just to make everything clear, this is what she said to us when we pranked her for State of Origin Game 1 with a fake Cameron Smith. That was AI. It wasn't a real Cam Smith. Oh, well, I suppose it's better than nothing. Oh, you'll still take it. Oh, yeah. Except the only thing that suppose it's better than nothing. Oh, you'll still take it? Oh, yeah.

Except the only thing that'll make up for it, you two, two words. What? Steve Price. Oh, my God. She's onto Steve. Oh, here we go, Steve. We're about to make her year. Oh, my God.

Scary. Are you happy being a make good for Cameron Smith? Doing what? A make up for Cameron Smith? Oh, it's the first time I've been able to go over Cameron Smith, that's for sure. We love it. All right, we're going to put in this call now. You'll know your cue, okay, Steve? Okay.

All right, I'll just dial Diane now. She's going to lose her chuzzies over this. Hello? Hello? Mum, Queenslander Queenslander Oh, it's a big day, Mum Huge day And look

Clint and I have a little surprise for you Oh, yeah, okay A real surprise This time I know we've given you a lot of shit This is real This is a real deal. Oh, yeah. Ready?

Ready? I'm going to bring him on. Say hello to... You know, Steve Pross here. How are you? I don't think one ball has dropped. No, Dordy. Dordy, it's me.

I promise. The Steve Price legend. Maroon's legend. It's me. Definitely not your daughter. It's me. Stevie, all I want you to do is sign me a jersey, mate. Just sign me a jersey.

What else would you like Steve Price to do for you, Mama Di? Well, I'd like him to drop into Stairtop sometime and I'll put some wood on the fire for him. Hey, Steve, what do you reckon about that? Can you do that? Mum and Di, I would love to do that. Oh my God! Oh my God!

I actually work out of Twombly a little bit, so he might be able to drop down to Stairtop every now and then. Oh, my God. Steve, you're going to bring my mum out of menopause. Steve, how are you, mate? I'm very, very good, thank you. Very good.

Hey, Mum, is there anything, what is the one thing you've always wanted to say? Get off, Brianna, get off. Yeah, you leave them alone, Brianna. You give them space. I'll have to get that jersey signed for you. I'll have to get that jersey signed for you. Oh, I would absolutely adore that, mate. And I reckon you should have won

Celebrity Treasure Island. Oh, well, apparently there was this young girl on there who didn't want me on there for very long. Oh, come on now. Come on. Her name's Brianna. What a load of BS, Steve. What a load of BS.

What do you reckon, Mum? Is this one of the best gifts I've ever got you? Oh, mate, my heart's pounding. I think I might have to stop at the doctor's on the way home, I can tell you. Hey, listen, all I can say, guys, win or lose tonight, I reckon it's absolutely made my decade. Oh, that's so nice.

There you go, Steve. No problem for a great stand-up lady. Absolute my pleasure. Oh, Steve, you're one of the best, mate, and we really appreciate you taking the time. And when my mum says that, look at her. I can tell. She's giddy.

She's genuinely just elated. So thank you so much, mate. No, it's my pleasure. Hey, Steve, all I can tell you, mate, is I was at the State of Origin when you got knocked out. I was ready to take one for you. I need you to come on a bit earlier before I come on. I thought you were going to...

You might have been able to sort Brett White out for me. That would have been good. I thought you were going to say, man, you would have given him mouth to mouth. No problem. No problem. Well, I tell you what, it would have been better to wake up to you than Julia Gillard.

I woke up to Kevin Rudd. So, no, K Rudd was the Queensland man. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's who I woke up to was K Rudd. Holy smokes. I was not happy.

I was not happy that game, but we'd already won anyway. Let's leave you two Queensland icons to get to know each other better. Thanks so much. And can we get a three, two, one, Queenslander?

Three, two, one. Queenslander! Up the morones. Come on, boys. Bring it home. That's the Steve Price of Mama Di on ZM. Bray and Clint. Play ZM's Bray and Clint.

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