ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint – Summer Special: The Producers

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

Their names may not be in the title but there's two people working tireless behind the scenes to make Bree and Clint shine (if we do say so ourselves). The best moments from Producer Claud and Producer Ella are all here in one places for some easy summer listening.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint. The best bits. I don't mean to get too personal, Brie, but do you use music in the bedroom? Ew. Can't say that I do. You don't go and put on a little playlist? Look, have I in the past?

No comment. Yeah, yeah, same actually. Is it something I use on a regular basis? No. But if it's on. But if it just happens to be on. It's all about turning things on. Hey, Alexa, turn me on.

I can't do that. Not there, Alexa, not there. Reboot Online, which is a digital PR company, has calculated the libido score of 750 songs, which, to be honest, is not a huge sample size. Yeah, it's not. There's a lot of songs. But they have from that curated what they consider to be the top 10 libido boosting songs.

Based on? The score is calculated by combining the effect of the tempo, the BPM. The BPM, yeah. DTF. The bangs per minute. The average pitch of the song is apparently important. Okay. Keywords and subject matter within the song.

I see what you're saying. Okay. So here we go. These are the top 10 songs for getting your libido moving according to Reboot. Okay. Okay. Hit me with it. Okay.

What have they got? At number 10, to get your libido going, you should listen to Von Dutch by Charli XCX. Feel anything? I feel stress. Same. Might be a bit too fast for me. Same, same, same, same, same.

Okay, we'll say no to that. Got anything else? Number nine, they think you should be listening to Speak of the Devil by Black Pistol Fire. A little bit of me. It's a bit sexier, I feel. Yeah. It's more calming.

It's quite dirty sounding. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't mind it. These are the top ten songs to get your libido running. Number eight is Kiss It Better by Rihanna. Okay, now you're in my wheelhouse. And there's good instruction from Rihanna in my wheelhouse.

There's good instruction from Rihanna in this as well. Subject matter, like we said. Exactly. Okay, let's keep moving. Number seven on the libido enhancing songs is All My People by Sasha Lopez. I feel like I'm at a parade. You can do the conga line. For two. I think they call that the wheelbarrow.

Oh, here we go. Really setting a tempo for you, isn't it? This would be great if you were on like a tropical holiday. Oh, here we go. I feel like... It's setting a tempo for you, isn't it? This would be great if you were on, like, a tropical holiday. Would it? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Number six.

Oh, here we go. This is a libido-enhancing song. It's the sixth best libido-enhancing song, and it's from Usher. Yeah, I can see why this isn't here. It's got flow. Yeah, and it's Usher. Exactly.

I mean, it depends what you're into, but I'm into Usher. It's like, you know what really gets my motor going? Bit of Usher. Peace up. A-Town down. Take my pants off. Number five, Play by David Benner. I remember this song.

This is like comedy sex music, isn't it? It's filthy. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. Filthy. Filthy on that phone. I feel like I'm in a Fast and the Furious music video. Yeah.

I feel like this would be perfect for one of those beds that's round and spins around. Yeah, and vibrates. The fourth best libido enhancing song according to this list is from Celine Dion. Does Do Things To Your Hips, this song. It's working on our producer, Claudia. Control yourself, Claudia. Is this from Tarzan? Oh! Wasn't the whole Tarzan soundtrack Phil Collins?

I feel like this is from all the Pocahontas or something. Ah. And it's like quite a sexy scene between the love interests. Is it, Claudia? Oh, no. What have I done? I just found what it's from. It's from Stuart Little 2.

Nothing sexier. What's the sexiest thing in there? Nothing sexier than when two mice go at it, like a couple of mice. Child mice. Yeah. And make thousands of baby mice. Number three on the libido enhancing songs is Too Dirty to Play. So Claudia's just got us a little snippet of Lady Touch Yourself by Nicki Idol.

Lady touch yourself. Lady touch yourself. They'll do. Claudia literally said, she goes, it's too dirty. I ban it. I forbid it. Claudia's more of. You set the heart on fire.

This is so Claudia. She's taking her sarong off. Yeah. Kicking off her espadrilles. Taking off her compression stockings from the airplane. I'm not 80. Hey, I wear compression stockings because my ankles get fat. Not just for 80-year-olds.

Lifting up her crocheted halter neck. And her vest. She's got four vests on. Let's finish this list. These are libido-enhancing songs. Apparently number two is Flowrider. Okay, okay. Absolutely not.

I mean, yeah. Terrible. I wouldn't play that either. No, no.. I mean, yeah. Terrible. I wouldn't play that either. No, no. Boots with the fur. And the number one libido enhancing song. If you want to get your partner in the mood and get things going, you should put on Chapel Roan.

This one. Way too fast, in my opinion. It's quite fast. Yeah. Red Wine Supernova I could get behind, but... We're getting a very good insight into your world. We are. Too much, actually. Let's go back to Claudia's bedroom.

Yeah. Put that vest back on. actually. Let's go back to Claudia's bedroom. Yeah. Oh. Put that vest back on. Now take a little bit of, yeah, take it off. Claudia hands you the Vicks Vaporub. She's like, put it on my chest. She brings out the CeraVe

to make sure she gets to my elbows. Her elbows and her weeners. Hey, sexy is sexy, baby. She shows you all of her crocheted plant holders. And she's like, look, this is my baby fur. Excuse me, the macrame. Sorry.

See, she knows exactly what it is. Bree and Clint are back after this. See them. Bree and Clint. Are're back after this. Sit in. Bree and Clint. Are we allowed to use this radio show for complaints? Like, do we do that? Yeah. Are we doing that now? I did remember when I complained about that furniture store that I bought the couch from.

Yeah, that's right. And then they told me I'd get it three months later, and then I got it like 11 months later. Yeah, yeah. And then didn't offer me any compensation. That's right. Oh, so the precedent is set. Yeah. Good. Okay. I didn't name later. Yeah, yeah. And then didn't offer me any compensation. That's right. Oh, so the precedent is set. Yeah. Good, okay.

I didn't name them. No, right, okay. So I don't, we don't name in shame, but we complain in shame. Complain in shame. Okay. Yeah. And leave enough breadcrumbs

that people can work it out for themselves. So I went to Rotorua, where I'm from, my hometown, for my 20-year high school reunion on the weekend. You DJ'd at it. No, I did not DJ at it. You were the DJ at the party. No, I was not. Wasn't he Claude?

You said you were going to. You said you were doing the DJing. You also organised the whole event. You organised the guest list. You said they didn't ask you to, but you offered to. Can you imagine the level of penisery that it would take to volunteer to be the DJ at your own school reunion? Especially if your job is the radio

and you're like, guys, I'll DJ! I know what to do, I promise. I'm the music guy. I'm the music guy. You offered to go down early to set up. Oh, shut up. You bought a nice new shirt for it. Yeah, remember? And then you took your old DJing gear down with your old...

None of this happened. Your old DJing... None of this. Just back your pants. Okay, maybe not all of it, but you DJing at the party happened. No, it didn't. You made stickers. I can show you the playlist that's on my phone.

I didn't DJ it. Didn't you make, like, senior booklets for everyone with all the... And on the front of it it was like memories forever. You carved out a window to sign things at the end. It was like 04 was the best. And then you made senior jerseys like replicas of the ones that you did.

That's quite a good idea though. I wish I'd done that. The reunion was wonderful. Thanks for asking. It was very nice To catch up with my friend It sounded like it was How many went

Remind us We weren't a big year Our school was probably How many in the year Well we started Because we went from What do they say now He's dancing around

We went from form one To form seven Which is year seven To year 13 Is that what you say now? How many would you say in the grade? We started with 120 and we probably finished with 60 and we got 30 to the reunion.

That's not a very good finish rate for the school. Like I said, I went to school in Rotorua, okay? A quiet DJ set then. Yeah. Wouldn't have been your biggest crowd you played to. But he brings the heat every time, though. Emergency DJ Clint doesn't matter the crowd.

He always brings it every time. R&V or the Rotorua Racecourse. Private room for 30 John Paul College students from 2004. DJ Clint brings the noise. The night of their lives. But I didn't DJ. I didn't DJ. I was in charge of the guest list, But I didn't DJ. I didn't DJ. I was

in charge of the guest list, but I didn't DJ. Didn't you create a special playlist just for the party so you could pop it on to relive all the glory days? Yes, but that's not weird, is it? I feel like... Me and my friend Adam made a 2004-centric

playlist for the evening. I feel like it would have been less weird to DJ. I'm not going to do my complaint now. He's going to complain about us instead. He's going to complain about you guys instead. Ross Boss! That's fair enough. I'm being bullied in the workplace.

Sounds like a good time, mate. How much do you charge for DJing at high school reunions? A bar tab and an Uber home. Oh, that's a good time, mate. How much do you charge for DJing at high school reunions? A bar tab and an Uber home. Oh, that's a good deal. Producer Ella came to us before and she said, how's your guys' spelling? Because I've got a bit of a challenge for you, which is rich coming from her. Hey.

Your spelling sometimes. Who do you reckon's got the best spelling on the show and who do you reckon's got the worst? Claudia. Claudia best? Claudia best, Ella worst. And then me and Bree just slushing around in the middle, I reckon.

Probably just as bad as each other. Anyway, Ella, what's this word that you want us to try and spell? Well, I saw this on TikTok and everyone's reactions were very funny. Their kind of thoughts on how to spell this thing. Yes. I thought if this does work, this could be a fun game. So you've got it on your little buttons.

Who would have thought? Oh, they could call it the spelling bee. Hey! We'll work on that. Okay. But here's the word. Somebody said, I got $100 for anybody that can spell the sound of a sniff. Wait, the sound of a what? The sound of a sniff. Wait, the sound of a what?

A sniff. The sound of a sniff. So it's onomatopoeia. Sniff. Well, we've got cough. We know what cough would be spelt like. What? No, no, you don't.

How would you spell cough? C-O-U-G-H. No, that's the word. How would you spell? Sniff would be S-N-I-F-F then. Oh, yeah. She's asking us to spell the sound of... While you think about it, I know what to call this game, guys.

What? It's a spelling brie in Clint. Oh, Claudia! That's a standing O for me. I think. It's a standing O. Don't you get away from the fact that we have to try and spell sniff. No, I think we should just go to the S.

That was true, but I'm going to top that. Okay, ready? I've got it, I've got it, I've got it. Go. N-F-F-F-F. Nice. I was thinking along the same with an N. Yeah.

I feel like it starts with an S. My brain can't compute what is happening. You've got to spell the sound. No, I know, but I can't even begin to, like, even try. And it's in you. Your sniff is, like, not good, eh? Your sniff is, like, on. No, it's good.

I had that nose surgery. It's terrible. Go sniff again. I had a bloody double septoplasty. Mine's good. Oh, wow. One of my nostrils collapses when I do it. N-U-G-H.

No, that's N-U-G-H. That's nuh. I feel like it's just like S-I-I-I-I-I. Oh, yeah, maybe. Maybe it could be N-W-I-T-S. I don't reckon it's an S. This is stumping everyone. Yeah.

No one. No one has a good answer. Okay, so wait. My brain doesn't work that way. I have no idea. Wait, is it just X, X, X? X, X. Oh, Tintacion.

Yeah, that one. Titty what? Titty what? Remember that artist? X, X, X, Tintassion. Is that how you say it? Who the hell? I don't even know.

I don't know how to spell sniff, not how to say X, X, X, Tintassion. Tintassion. If only there was a word to describe where we didn't have to spell the sound. You guys come up with dumb games. How do you spell the sound of a fart? P-T-H-A-T. Yeah, depends on what type of fart. Or you can text us on 9696.

Yeah, I'd love to hear. I'd love to read what people think. How do you spell the sound of a snuff? And if you text us S-N-I-F-F. That is wrong. Yeah. I mean, it's technically right Technically right But also But not for this game

This is quite interesting And if you want to find out from a Gen Z-er What can make you instantly And this is your words, producer Ella Instantly ten times hotter than Listen Up Yep, exactly that. Ella came in hot with this today too. She was like, oh my god,

oh my god. And I said to her, before we reveal what the thing is, I said, is it just guys that this makes hotter? And you said, no, both. Yep, both. Because it's a girl doing it. It's arguably like a, normally the area of guys to do this thing, but you saw it on the weekend being done by a very famous girl.

Yeah, yeah. And Clint, do you know what? I'm going to say it. I saw you do it, Clint, and you looked not bad. There you go. There you go. Jeez, that's about the highest compliment I've ever got from Ella as well. Not bad.

Not bad. Okay. All right, Ella, the thing, according to you, that instantly makes somebody ten times hotter is? Wearing a hat backwards. So hot. Look, I totally get where you're coming from and agree with you. You said everyone.

It makes everyone instantly ten times hotter. Well, it upgrades them. If you're feeling like an ugly day, put it on backwards. You'll look at least a bit better. You've never seen me in a backwards cap. Where's the hat? Because my noggin is quite big, and I will say it definitely does not suit me, and I don't pull it off.

All right, I raise you this. What about backwards hat but also two braids? Taylor Swift has done that. I still don't think I could pull it off. Do we have a hat? We also two braids. Taylor Swift has done that. Yeah, quite not. I still don't think I could pull it off. Do we have a hat? We should find a hat. I hear where Bree's coming from.

Because if you have, I'm not saying you do, but if you have a larger forehead, I'm not saying you do. I said my head's big. I don't think my forehead's that big, is it? It's all in proportion, though. Not you, okay? Sometimes. Why are you winking at me?

Sometimes, like, the arch of the snapback bit can be, like, kind of like a frame for, like, a focal point for the forehead. Right. Yeah, there's definitely... No. It definitely doesn't reach hair when I've got... You know how, like, if you don't have a huge five head... Yeah.

..then you'll have a little bit of hair that's, like, kind of poking out the top? No, bring your little bits out, like what I'm doing now of poking out the top. No, bring your little bits out like what I'm doing now. I don't think I want to bring my little bits out. No, your little two front bits of hair. What do they call those? Bring them out. Antennas? No. Strands. Strands. The S straps. Yeah.

Huh? They've got a name. Ella's too young. No. I don't get it. How about this text, Ella? If I wear a cap backwards, I look like a thumb. That's what I look like. Oh, no. You've got to have confidence in that. We've got one. We've got one. We've got one. Oh, yeah. There's a vintage Brian Clint merch from Brian Clint's

Hot Tub Time Machine tour. Just out of interest, Claudia, do you think you pull off the backwards hat? Does it make you hotter? Yeah, I think I look hot with a hat. Full stop. I like it. Fords first. Okay, forwards first.

A lot of hats don't fit me because my head's too big. It's extendable. Okay. So we've got them on forwards. This is a very visual but we'll cut a video. Ella. Who looks better? Three, two, one.

Brie, you look good in a hat. Brie. Oh, Clint's just did it backwards. Hot. Brie. Hot. Oh, one. Brie, you look good in a hat. Brie, oh, Clint's just did it backwards. Hot. Brie. Hot. Oh, yeah. No, you're making yourself look silly.

I'm not doing anything. Why are you lopsided? Why are you making that face? Why are you doing that? Do it properly. It actually looks good. This is how I look. Why are you ruining backwards hats for everyone?

Okay, hold on. I'll try and put it on better. Okay, ready? Properly. It doesn't go on better. Do the middle part. Yeah, middle part it. You need...

No, you need to... I need to do it. I told you. It's giving, like, Nelson months. Yeah, it's giving skater boy. It's okay. It's okay. No, admit it.

I want to hear Ella admit it. You look silly. Yes, you look silly now, but you're I want to hear Ella admit it. You look silly. Yes, you look silly now, but you're not doing it properly. Do it properly. This is properly. It's properly. Look, maybe it's a hat thing, and it's very subjective. You know, one person's...

I know my strengths, and one of them is not wearing a backwards cap. Clint, you look fantastic. Thanks, Ella. And me. Wait. Yeah, you look good. Thanks, Ella. And me. Wait, yeah, you look good. We'll fix it in the ad break. I told you. If it's not the hat thing,

what else goes on this list? What is something that a person can do that, in your opinion, instantly makes them more attractive? Something they can wear? Something they can do? Is it like putting their hand, I've heard people talk about putting their hand behind the passenger's seat and then swing it to a parallel parking

one way. When your hands are on the gear stick, oh. Get over, oh my gosh. Someone who can drive a manual vehicle. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Rings, if guys wear rings. Yes. Okay. I know what it is for me. I know exactly

what it is. When I I know exactly what it is. When I see this out in the wild, I'm instantly like, holy smokes, good posture. Oh, yeah. You love an erect man. Oh, I love an erect anything, really. Bree and Clint. And that's great that we're playing that song, Sure.

It's great that we're playing new Taylor Swift songs Sure, that's all really good But there's a song that we are not playing, guys There is a song that has some throughout how Slipped through our fingers here at ZM You tell the truth What? Who told you first about this song?

Who broke the news? Who was ground zero to you with this song? TikTok No, I told you about this song? Who broke the news? Who was ground zero to you with this song? TikTok. No, I told you about the song. Oh, my God. Are you trying to gatekeep the Irish kid song? This is so embarrassing for you. Producers, can you have my back?

I literally told him about this song and then he's come into work and he goes, have you guys heard this Irish kid song? Not true at all. Not true at all. Just because you talked about it doesn't mean it was the first time that I'd heard about it. Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? We're trying to celebrate this song and then you're trying to take credit for it.

You're not even on the song. The song has so little to do with you. Admit it. I told you about it. Now you're on it. Fine. If that's what you need, fine. Okay.

Fine. Everyone happy? I'm happy. Here's the song that Bree told me about. That's better. And that's on it. Fine. If that's what you need, fine. Okay. Fine. Everyone happy? I'm happy. Here's a song that Brie told me about. That's better. And that's why it's interesting. It's those Irish kids from TikTok. It is blowing up.

And if it's not on your TikTok feed yet, it will be. And then good luck getting it out of your brain. It's by a group of kids called The Cabin Crew. They're Irish primary school kids and they have blown up because they did this song live on an Irish radio station.

Are they all from the same school? They must be. They look like they're about 10 years old. How are there that many talented kids at one school? You know what, I've thought about it

and there's very little information out there about The Cabin Crew so far. They must have a really good music teacher. They must have, it must be like School of Rock where they've got a music teacher who's like, here's a project where we're going to actively learn about things like songwriting

and electronic music production. Even if the teacher is amazing, it still doesn't mean like she can give talent to kids. I know what you mean. Or she can give talent to kids. I know what you mean. Or he can give talent to kids. Like those kids there,

like when I saw the video, I was like, holy hell, they're talented. They've all got rhythm. They've all got timing. They've got charisma. It's amazing. So I thought we need to play the entire song.

Yeah, I'd love to play it. I thought this is the song that's missing from the ZM playlist and I've asked Claudia to go and get the entire song for us this afternoon. It's catchy. And let's spin it. Let's just play it. Yeah, we've taken out a Taylor Swift song to replace

it with this song, so I think that's fine. But don't worry, we'll still play seven Taylor Swift songs before five o'clock. Taylor Swift will be coming up in a couple of songs. We've just got to make room for the cabin crew. This song is called The Spark. Bouncin' Think you can stop what we do? I doubt it We got the energy, we tell you all about it I stretched from my spank and I found it

Everybody in the crowd start bouncin' Makin' bangers at a young age My pen settin' fire to the page I'll be sure you have to rock that stage Listen to this in the car, you'll be gettin' more rage Listen up, cause what we do every day is decent Cabin crew on stop on top of every playlist If we see a dream, you know we're gonna chase it

So get over any fear, you have just base it That's my passion and I couldn't live without it You can do it like we do it, don't doubt it Any obstacle, we find a way around it If you're proud of who you are and what you do, shout it Think you can stop what we do? I doubt it How good. tell you all about it. I start from my spine and I fend it. Everybody in the crowd start fendin'. How good?

Oh, Claudia. You've cut off half the song. I said to you when that started playing, are you sure you've got the whole song? You've cut off half the song. I think I was chatting to Bree when I loaded that in. It did seem a bit short at a minute 25. Yeah.

Claudia. We've got to play it again. We're trying to become the first New Zealand radio station to rip the cabin crew. I've got to find the rest. And you've only put half the song in there. No, we're going to take a short break. You didn't even know about this song

until Brie told you about it. Between Brie claiming credit for the cabin crew and Claudia only putting half their song in, this is the worst new music premiere that's ever happened on this station. Mate, they call me the Boeing 747. Why? Because I've got a cabin crew. Half a cabin crew.

Brie and Clint. All right, guys, who wants to know if they're a genius? Oh yeah I don't think I'm a genius I think I would have an above average IQ but I don't think I'm a genius Yeah I just heard one of our producers scream

through a soundproof wall Was it that outrageous what I said? I just heard your voice penetrate two sheets of soundproof glass. It's just the way you said it. And then all of us going, really? We wouldn't expect you to say that. I was trying to be humble.

I was trying to be humble by saying I don't think I'm a genius. You tried so hard. I'm proud of you for trying. What is the average IQ? I think anything. Let me rephrase that. Who is the average IQ? Because I need like a big, big...

Like a hundred and something. Anything above a hundred is good, I'm pretty sure. Okay. But like when you're getting into the 120s, 130s, you're a bit above average. I need to take the test. Rowan Atkinson is like 170 something. He is a genius.

He's an actual genius. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is quite interesting. Experts have shed some light on what they believe are seven unusual behaviours that they think are directly linked to having a high IQ. And how they've done it, I think... Is one of them overestimating your own IQ? Funny you say that.

No. But these are on the list. So what I thought we could do, there's four of us in here. Let's see, based on this very simple test, who has the most of these unusual behaviours? Okay. And then we'll find out who in the team is most likely to be a genius. Sure.

And people listening can play as well. Yeah. Like, you just count how many of these. So if you've got one of these things, you get a point. Yes, exactly. And we'll see who has the most points at the end. Sure. Okay, the first one.

Talking to yourself. Although often spoken of as the first sign of madness, research shows that having a chinwag with yourself could well improve everything from memory to your ability to focus. Loud? No, I do not have a conversation with myself. I do. I do all the time. Not even joking.

I don't know if it means out loud. I talk to myself inside my brain all the time. Oh. I don't really have a conversation with myself. Shut up. Yeah. Sorry. I'd say if we're taking it at face value,

no, I don't talk to myself. Me too. You don't have an inner monologue? No, inner, yes. That's what? Okay. But I think this is talking about out loud. Did you just say what's an inner monologue?

No, no, no, no. Wait, what? He doesn't? Like, so when you're going to the car, do you just go to the car? You don't think about it? No, I do have an inner monologue. Yeah. But it's not like an out-twit conversation.

Yeah, I'm confused with that one. We're going to get, this is going to take too long. Ella, yes. I think the rest of us, no. Okay, no. Okay, number two confused with that one. We're going to get, this is going to take too long. Ella, yes. I think the rest of us, no. Okay, no. Okay, number two, night owl behaviour. So if you struggle to shut out racing thoughts when everyone else is fast asleep,

then your big brain could be to blame. That is 100% me. Yeah, I reckon that's me as well. Full of sleep like a log. Yeah, that's not me. I'm straight out. Yeah, you go to sleep me as well. Full of sleep like a log. Yeah, that's not me. I'm straight out. Yeah, you go to sleep straight away. Instantly, yeah.

Number three, daydreaming a lot. Oh, my gosh, yes. Yes. No, I don't think so. Yeah. I definitely kind of am off with the theories most of the time. Yeah, yeah. I'd give myself one for that.

Yep. Number four, a messy office space. Yes, yep. That's 100% me. I would like it to be clean. It just doesn't happen. As much as my partner wishes that I wasn't, but I'm very messy. No, I'm a clean freak.

Which I wish I was. Number five, inquisitiveness. So some may think of themselves as too smart to ask questions, believing they already know all the answers. However, those with true intelligence will likely fire off questions left, right and centre, having a natural curiosity about the world around them. Yeah, no, that's me. I was that annoying guy at university who was asking questions and everyone's like, let's wrap this shit up. I was trying to get more information. So yes, that's me. I was that annoying guy at university who was asking questions and everyone's like, let's

wrap this shit up. I was trying to get more information. So yes, that's me. I reckon that's me as well. If I don't get it, I'll ask. Yeah. I love asking questions. I feel like I ask Brie a lot of questions. Yeah, I feel like this is out of the whole team. It's definitely you, Ella. Thank you. Which is a

nice trait, being inquisitive. Number six, introvert tendencies. A what? Introvert tendencies. I'm so smart! Do I have a high IQ? Not the introvert yelling out loud how much of an introvert they are. I do feel quite comfortable

in the studio. True. I would say, yeah, I could see how you could be introverted. I'm definitely introverted. I definitely, I identify as an introverted extrovert. Yes. Are you ambivert both? Never even heard of an ambivert. It's my high IQ giving you a big word.

No, not an introvert. I'd say yes. I've got tendencies to be an introvert. I'm very much a homebody. Don't like to go out most of the time. Okay, number seven, last one. Keeping a full bookshelf. Yep. If you want to

boost your intelligence, then make sure to always have a book on the go. The positive effects are significant. That's not me. I do not have a big bookshelf. I haven't read a book in years. I've got a full bookshelf, but I haven't read any of them. Hey, you still have it. Still have it. Still a, right? Still a point.

Clint gets a point. Claudia, tally us up and let us know who on the Bree and Clint show is the smartest. Okay, guys, I've got the results. You're going to love this. Do you want just number one? No, you don't. Give us our scores.

Okay, coming in with three points, Clint. Yay. Four points, me. Yay. Four points, me. Yay. Hooray. Five points, Bree. Oh, shut up. I will take it. And with a grand total of six points, our smartest

team member, Ella. If that's true, we're in trouble. Ella told us today that she only recently learned about evolution. We said we weren't going to talk about that. Ella told us earlier today that she only just found out that we're descended from apes. Today.

Can I just say, like, obviously we say funny stuff for the radio, but Clint is being 100% honest. That 100% for real happened. I just don't know. She goes, God, it was so crazy when I learnt about, you know, how we have developed from apes. I only learnt about it like last year. I don't know.

I'm just jealous, Ella, because you got double my score. It's hard to... Brie and Clint, we're back after this on ZM. Brie and Clint. Our producer, yeah, I need to go down a... We're back after this on ZM. Bree and Clint. Our producer, Claudia, has been out meeting dogs today. Why do you make it sound so weird? I don't know. Because you don't own a dog, but you go to the dog parks without a dog.

I do own a dog, thank you very much. We're just trying to throw you under. But also, I feel like that would be cool, just going to a dog park just to see the dogs. I used to do that before I had dogs. How cute. You can't go to a kid's park just to see the dogs? I used to do that before I had dogs. Cute! You can't go to a kids park just to see the kids. Definitely not. Why should you be able to go to a dog park just to see

the dogs? People used to say to me, like I used to be at the dog park playing with all the dogs, and be like, which dog's yours? And I'd be like, oh, that one. And then kind of point in the general direction. Are you embarrassed of your dog? Oh, before you had a dog? Before I had one. Because I was just there to pet other people's dogs.

Do you reckon anyone at a dog park has ever been there with their dog, but their dog's like whatever, and someone goes, oh, my God, your German Shepherd is so beautiful, but they don't have a German Shepherd, and they just go with it because the person's impressed, and you're like, thanks. You're like, that's actually my dog way off in the distance not coming back, but thank you so much. What's so special about this dog in the distance not coming back. But thank you so much. What's so special about this dog you met today, Claudia?

Oh, it was so cute. It's a whippet, which looks like a greyhound but smaller. Yeah, whippets are adorable. So cute. And my dog loves to chase other dogs. What's the difference between a whippet and an Italian greyhound? Yeah, it's a good question. Not wearing a sweater, I think.

Yeah. Italian greyhounds wear Gucci. It's the accent, isn't it? Yeah, the accent. And they also have, most of the time, have mustaches. That'll be it. Okay, so you met a whipper. Yeah, so I met a whipper and my dog loves to chase dogs that have like balls being thrown

for them. Why did you pause? I don't know. Why did you pause? I literally was like, don't pause, don't pause. Dogs that have balls. Being thrown at them? My dog loves to chase dogs that have balls. Peeing through a thing? My dog loves to chase dogs that have balls.

Both are accurate statements. Anyway, they were running around together and the owner of the other dog was like throwing the ball back and forth and we were like, oh, this is so good. Like, it's perfect for my dog. It'll tire him out. And then the other guy was like,

oh yeah, John just loves to chase the balls. Like, he just loves it. And I was like, hang on. The dog's name is John. Yeah, I'm like, sorry, are we talking, like, are you saying your name's John? Are you saying this little dog's name is John? So it was this little dog.

John the dog. John the dog. I love it. Yeah. John. Just a really average human name for his dog. John the Italian greyhound. That's so good.

Whip it. So good. John. But that reminded me that actually my cat's name is Ben. I found this out last night. You did? Yeah. I gave Claudia some cat treats for her cat.

And I don't know what I thought your cat's name was, but I assumed it had a cat name. And she sent me a video later that night and she said Ben loves his treats. Do you know who she named her cat after? Who? Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin? Yeah.

She's a big fan. I just really love Benjamin Franklin. Do Franklin? Yeah. She's a big fan. I just really love Benjamin Franklin. Do you? Yeah. Big fan. Okay. Why? Do I ask why? No. He was hot. Yeah. Benjamin Franklin. It was the hair. It was the hair for me too. Ben the cat. Just sexy. John the dog. Sexy white hair.

Have you got an animal with a name that fits that? You know? Have you got an animal with a name that fits that? Have you got a Stephen? Oh, Stephen's a great one. Damien. Damien the dog. Damien the dog. I love I've always been a massive

advocate for dogs or pets with human names. Both my dogs have human names. Whitney and Meryl. Oh, true. Whenever I'm at the dog park, Meryl stands out because people are like, is your dog named Meryl? My brother's always wanted a little dog and he wanted to name it Tim.

Tiny Tim. Tiny Tim. Come here. Tiny Tim. Yeah, that's cute. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.