ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint with Matty McLean Podcast – 10th March 2022

Episode Date: March 10, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Yo what up? It's a podcast It's trying different things Yeah and well you admitted on the show today that you can't cook a steak So was that your attempt at trying to sound Yo, it's Clint from Fleavertown Sound more manly

I can't cook in general, really. I can cook the most basic shit. But steak? Where do you start, though, as an adult man who doesn't cook but has a partner who is a very good cook? She is a good cook. She's creative. She is, like, skilled in the kitchen.

Totally. She would have to suffer through years of my home economic level shit food it is one of those things where it's like if you want something done right

just do it yourself and she would hover in the kitchen because she knows that I'd screw it up and I'd get frustrated with her hovering I'd be like

get out if you're gonna let me cook then just let me cook she'd go yeah but you're gonna fuck it up I'd be like just shut up

shut up and then we would get divorced I do 99% of the cooking in our household. I mean, I do love to cook, but also it just works without hours because I'm home. But every now and then Ryan will say, I'll cook tonight. And I go, okay, sure. But then I get very frustrated

because he just does things differently or runs the kitchen differently. Slower? Yeah. No, just- Messier. Yeah. Slower? Yeah. No, just- Messier. Yeah. Messier?

Yeah. Do you do the dishes? Is it he cooks, you do dishes? I'm a jack of all trades. I'll often tidy up as I cook. Yeah. Because you like things a certain way, I reckon. Yeah.

The closest I came recently to getting back into the kitchen, I say back, getting into the kitchen, was on the new season of Queer Eye when Anthony did his HelloFresh partnership. It was integrated into Queer Eye. And I was like, damn, if Anthony looks like that and he's eating HelloFresh,

maybe I should eat HelloFresh. And he was telling these people who don't cook, the people who are being Queer Eyed, he's like, it's so easy. The flavors are so fresh. It's so, honestly, this avocado is so delicious. He's got the easiest of the jobs of those. Oh, yeah.

Five. Yeah, by far. Because he's literally just like, let me help you make the most basic of food. Let's rank them. Because you're a queer-eyed watcher? Yep, absolutely. Hardest worker? Bobby. Bobby. By a long shot

Bobby has to renovate an entire house In five days Then I reckon Then I reckon Jonathan Right He has to do some hard yards In terms of

A. Just making them Presentable Presentable But B. Just giving them information. Information on like, this is the products you should be using. So Jonathan is the grooming expert. The beauty one.

Yeah. Grooming expert. Yeah, he does your haircuts, your beard trims, your skincare. And he is very good. Yeah. Like, I think it's an underrated skill what he does. Well, maybe it's not, but the feeling that everybody gets

when they turn that chair around is very good. Okay, yeah, so his is hardest. The next person, though, I think is the most skilled for me, and I reckon their job is easier, but only because they're so good at it, Tan France. Totally. He is the best. He does fashion.

Yep. He does your whole new wardrobe. He is The best He does fashion Yep He does your whole new wardrobe He is the most Incredible stylist Totally And I've learnt I've learnt a lot from him Like I've learnt stuff

I do the old I do a little French tuck Do you? Yeah Yeah That's good That's when you like

Tuck your t-shirt Into your pants But you just pull The edge out Ever so slightly Just bring it out a bit. Ever so slightly. They call it a French tuck.

He, no matter what you are, your body shape, your gender, your, um, uh, what, it doesn't matter. He nails it. And he knows where to go. I just, it's the most amazing skill. And he pulls out these outfits that you go, oh my God, that's too wild. Yeah. They'll never go for it.

Never go for it. And they wear it And then they wear it And it's like Holy shit Yeah He's nailed it But he'll make like A 65 year old grandad

Look like Not too over the top Like he doesn't take them To Taro Cash And buy them a new suit He I don't know It's amazing what he does

Yeah Then I reckon Karamo For easiest Yeah Second easiest Second easiest His job is have a chat But he does dish out good advice

Yeah he does And he does know how to kind of dig deep And get these people to open up and stuff So I'll give him props for that But also he is literally just driving them around And chatting to them And being like how's your life He does an emotional carpool karaoke

And then drops them off at Jonathan, who starts, you know, gets a hedge club. Exactly. And then Anthony is just like, what's he doing? One episode, his entire thing was, I'm going to teach you how to make guacamole. It's like, well, it's not that hard, mate. It's literally like you cut up some red onion

and you chuck it in Some avocado I feel like season one Was very avocado focused Because one of them It wasn't the whole meal But a large part of the meal Was slicing an avocado And fanning it out

And then drizzling Some olive oil on it I say this as a man Who up until the weekend Didn't know how to cook a steak True So actually maybe you should You could do with listening

To Anthony a little bit more Yeah I just want to get queer-eyed. Like I would just love the Fab Five to overhaul my whole life. Well, you could do with it. Okay. Okay. In the cooking department, yes.

In the fashion department, yes. In the styling department, yes. Sure. In theotional life skills Yes Yeah But my house Is fine

Okay Yeah Because of Lucy Your wife I paid a lot of money And married a very stylish person To make that happen Fuck

Here's the podcast everybody Enjoy What time is it? Two Three Two One It is Bree and Clint With guest host Maddie McLean What time is it? Two, three, two, one.

This is A&M's Bree and Clint with guest host Maddie McLean. G'day everybody, welcome to the show. Every single day I go to talk over your name, there's just that pause between your name coming on. I reckon it's like two milliseconds too long and my brain goes, time to talk now Clint, time to talk now. But you got it today. Yeah, by accident. Pat yourself on the back But you got it today. Yeah, by accident. Pat yourself on the back. I got it because I was disorganised.

I was still trying to find my headphones. Matty is here. He's filling in for Bree while she's off filming her secret television show. We're going to start a new rumour about what the show is that she's filming. What about Love is Blind? Love is Blind. Love is Blind. She's in the pods right now.

Yeah. She can't see the other person. She has no idea who they are. She's eating garlic bread. Yeah. And they can smell the garlic bread. Yeah, yeah. It's a permeable wall. You just can't see through the wall.

Yeah, good. She'll be great on that show. She'll be so good. Looking forward to her wedding. Yeah, she'll get engaged soon. That's right. You have to propose to each other on that show. You do. Yeah, without meeting. It's crazy.'s right, you have to propose to each other. You do on that show, eh?

Yeah, without meeting. It's crazy. Probably better than married at first sight, though, because at least you get to talk to the person for a bit. Totally. Although on married at first sight, the premise is that an expert has paired you. Yeah, but it's always an expert that's decided to pair someone who hates tattoos with someone who's covered in full body tattoos.

Yeah, yeah, love that show. Today on the show, your chance to win our brand new Honda tattoos. Yeah, yeah. Love that show. Today on the show your chance to win our brand new Honda Jazz. We're giving it away next week. This is your last week to get in the drawer. So at 5 o'clock

there's going to be an activator for that. You can call us and choose boot or bonnet. And there's 500 bucks up for grabs at 4 o'clock thanks to L&P. Just need to send us

a really dry joke to 9696. Dry and your joke to 9696. We're so giving but first we've got $50 KFC dollars up for great

did I get that right? 50 real dollars yeah real dollars thanks to KFC thanks to KFC yeah god I'm getting there

we're going into the till at KFC and taking cash out for this one with tradie versus lady all you've got to do is call us 0800 dial ZM

we need one tradie and one lady the tradies are up. Yeah. 17 to 13 so far. Steaming ahead, actually. They had a rough start to the year, but they're all over it now. So, ladies, we have to stop them at all costs.

If you want to do it, call us now, 0800DIALZM. We'll play tradie versus lady after Wilkinson and Becky Hill on ZM. Bree and Clint with Maddie. Bree and Clint. Time for Trady vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Trady vs. Lady. Welcome to it, everybody.

We're looking for some wins from the ladies at the moment so they can catch up. They are down by five games for the year. So let's meet our lady. She's from Wellington. She's 32 years old and she is an adrenaline junkie. Welcome to the show, Nicole. Hello. Hey, Nicole.

What kind of adrenaline are we talking? Oh, a bit of skydiving, bungee jumping. My husband races, but I'm not quite game enough to get into his car to give it a hoon. Wait, you'll throw yourself out of an aeroplane, but you won't get in a car with your husband?

Yeah. He must be a bad driver. I was going to say, is that just because you don't trust his driving skills? No, he does free-dry racing, so we can't both get in there, so I'll give him that. Oh, I see.

It's a single-seater. Okay. All right. You're taking on our tradie today. They are from Tauranga. They are 41 years old, and they used to be a scuba dive instructor. That's adrenaline pumping. Welcome to the show, our lady tradie, Gabby.

Hi, Gabby. Hi. How are you doing? Good. Amazing. Scuba diving. Where's the best spot to go? Probably Tutukaka in New Zealand.

Oh, yeah. Good spot. Yeah, love it. Okay, Gabby, your buzzer is tradie. Nicole, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers wins $50 thanks to KFC. Good luck. Question number one, the All Blacks have apologised

for their pretty tone-deaf tweet on International Women's Day where they didn't even reference their female counterparts. What's the name of the New Zealand women's rugby team? Tradie. Yes, Gabby. Black Ferns. What's the name of the New Zealand women's rugby team? Brady. Yes, Gabby. Black Ferns. That's right.

You know it. The All Blacks didn't know it, but you know it, so that's good. My friend used to be a Black Fern. Did she? Oh, nice. Okay, cool. She would have been mad at you if you hadn't got that one right. Question number two.

Today we had 21,000 new cases of Omicron. How many days have they lowered the isolation requirement to? Nicole. Seven days. There you go. It's going to be multi-choice. You don't even need the multi-choice, Nicole. All right, question number three, another multi-choice.

New Zealand's had a pretty successful Winter Paralympics campaign in the past week. So far, have we won two, three or four medals? Tradie. Lady. Gabby. I'm going to go four. Got it. Good guess.

Was that a guess? Yes, it was. Yeah, right. Okay, good work. Yep. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. All right, question number four. Britney Spears has been posting some very interesting Instagram content lately.

Very interesting. A lot of tatas. Name one of Britney Spears' songs. Freddie. Freddie. Nicole. Toxic. Got it. Well done.

You've forced us into a tie-break situation. This is what we like. Okay, question number five. Minister Chris Hipkins has announced that by the end of June, only four MIQ hotels will still be up and running. What does the Q in MIQ stand for? Brady. Gabby for the win. Quarantine.

Well done. Oh, he's a worthy half-man. Quarantine. Well done. Tight game. Tight game, but the tradies have taken it. Congratulations, Gabby. We'll get you $50 cash thanks to KFC. Awesome. Thanks, guys.

No worries. Bree and Clint. If you've ever thought to yourself, you know what my house needs? It needs a rug that has a picture of the Director General of Health, Ashley Bloomfield, on it, then boy have I got the Trade Me Auction for you. It's so funny you were saying that, because I was just looking at my wall last night, thinking the exact thing. Well, please welcome to the show the proprietor of such a rug, Emma Crawley. Hi, Emma.

Hey. Hey, Emma. Hey. Hey, guys. How are you going? Good. You are currently selling a rug that features the face of Dr. Ashley Bloomfield on it. Naturally, yeah, of course. Naturally.

As you do, yeah. Ashley, sorry, Emma, I've got to say, this is so impressive. You have captured Dr. Ashley Bloomfield's face with such likeness. Oh, it's those kind eyes and the smile lines, you know? Yeah, they connect. His face on the rug is quite relaxing.

The COVID emergency yellow and white lines behind him are a bit triggering, though? A little bit, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. Although it also makes it kind of look like a beach towel. Oh, okay, yeah, I can see that. It's so versatile. It's so versatile. So I have to ask the obvious question, why? Well, why not, mostly.

But I put it out to my Instagram followers asking, who should I tuft because that seemed like a good idea. Who should I what? Tuft. Oh, okay. It's called tufting because that seemed like a good idea. Who should I what? Tuft. It's called tufting, like rug tufting. Okay. So that's basically like I make rugs by hand with a little gun. It's basically like painting with wool but using a machine gun.

Amazing. That's the easiest way I would explain it. So you can do anything. You can draw whatever you like and then make it into a rug. Have you done any other famous faces? Have you toughed in anybody else we might have heard of? I have basically just finished

a series of bums of different types. Bums? Is it bum bums? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, like butts. Yeah. Different shapes and sizes.

So, I mean, maybe there'd be someone you'd recognize in those. From their butt? Yeah. Okay, do you know if Ashley Bloomfield has seen your rug? You've put his face on a mat. Has it gone across his desk yet?

No, I'm not sure. Yeah, I have no idea. But I hope it would make him smile if he did. I think so. So what does a rug like this go for? Well, currently the current bid is at $305. Whoa! And when Trade Me featured it as one of their cool auctions,

it sort of jumped up. I've got about 9,000 views on the auction, and it closes this afternoon, and there's about 225 people with it on their watch list. I reckon that's a bargain. It's a unique piece of art at $305. I just wanted to ask, because I'm tempted to get this rug. I'm just wondering where he lives.

If I got a Dr. Ashley Bloomfield rug, it's got a bath mat vibe to me. Would it be appropriate to have Ashley Bloomfield next to the toilet? A number of people have suggested so. Rude. But also, basically these kind of things, they can be hung on the wall with some backing to be hung on the wall or they can be used on the floor either way.

But yeah, lots of suggestions. Had to get the safety team from Trade Me involved on monitoring some of the comments. So lots of suggestions that people have about what they could do with it, but the majority of people think it's great, so that's really cool. Okay, well, best of luck.

If you're keen on a handmade Ashley Bloomfield rug, that's exactly what you need to search on Trade Me. The auction closes in about an hour. Thanks for talking to us this afternoon, Emma. Thank you. I found this list, which I found interesting. It's the top bogan names of 2022. Baby names.

Bogan baby names. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always good, especially if you've got a baby coming and you are a bogan. Totally. I guess. Or you want to raise a bogan.

Yeah. Or you want to actively avoid a bogan name. Yeah, also that. We don't judge. Whatever you need the info for. It's written by a woman called Sabrina Rogers Anderson. So if you're offended, direct your messages to her. Yeah, don't shoot the messenger.

No, no. She puts the list together every year. Right. Okay. And here you go. I just thought before we give this out, I could define Bogan. Yeah. Because it's a bit ambiguous

and I think it's a bit short-sighted to go someone who wears a black t-shirt and lives in West Auckland. Yeah, although if the shoe fits. That is very Bogan. Yeah, or if the leather pants fit. As a man who lives in West Auckland. And wears a black t-shirt.

Fairly accurate. Yeah. A Bogan. So Bogan, the word, is recognised as the most significant contribution Australia has made to the English language in the last 40 years. And this is a bit cruel.

It's defined as an uncultured or unsophisticated person, a boorish or uncouth person. Oh. Which I think is a bit offensive. Yeah. It's kind of like, it's our version of like trailer trash. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Chavs? Chavs. Yeah. Bogan culture has its own, its whole thing going on. Totally. And now it has its names too.

So here we go. Here are the top 10 names for boys and girls. Number 10 on the top 10 Bogan names for babies in 2022. Samantha. Amanda with an S.

Or Samantha with a D. Yes. Number nine, Salmon. Salmon is a name for a baby girl. And Bogan? Salmon. Number eight, Resilia. That's either about resilience or Riesling.

I'm not sure. Number seven, Miracle with two Cs. That's the big resilience or Riesling I'm not sure Number seven Miracle with two C's That's the big one, eh? It's the added letters Yeah That chuck on words Yeah, I'm going to jump a few Number four

Cardi That's in Cardi B But with a K I thought you were meaning like Bacardi and Coke Oh, Cardi Yeah, true That's a good one Number three

Jewel J-U-U-L. As in the vape. The vape. Surely no one's calling their baby Jewel. Are they? Number two, Ivy. But spelt I-V-E-I-G-H.

And number one, the top bogan girl's name for 2022. Brexley, but spelt B-R-E-X-L-E-I-G-H. Yeah, yeah. It's the E-I-G-H at the end. Yeah, yeah. It's a certain genus. Top bogan baby names for boys. Here we go.

Number 10, Zink. Like the stuff you put on your face. Good. Number nine, Zaken. A lot of Zs. Number eight, Raw. Raw.

That's a boy's name. Raw, that's a powerful name. Number seven, Maxon. M-A-X-O-N. Number six, these are the top bogan baby names

for 2022. Number six, Legend. Legend? Legend. L-E-D-G-E-N Oh, legend Number five

Knoxley K-N-O-X-L-E-E Number five Kashtan K-A-S-H-D-O-N Number three Draxler D-R-A-X-L-E-R

Draxler sounds like something that's part of your steering That you need to get replaced Yeah Or like the added bit toL-E-R. Draxler sounds like something that's part of your steering that you need to get replaced. Or like the added bit to your esophagus or something. Draxler. The Draxler. Draxler, yeah. And number two, Draven. And the number one, Bogan Boys, baby name, 2022, Brave.

Brave. Yeah. Brave. So many of those, though, sound like just spelling mistakes that Dad's made on the birth certificate because he had too many B and Cs at the hospital. Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest.

From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here now with some details. It was just a couple of days after International Women's Day that Kim Kardashian's got herself into some hot water over some comments she's made, Dean. She has. So she's given a speech at a business women's luncheon

for a lot of successful, you know, high-profile business women around America. And she has said this. She said, like, basically the key advice, the takeaway, get off your beep and get working hard. Have a listen to this. Here's a grab from Kim K telling everyone to get off their beep, get off your beep and get working hard. Have a listen to this. Here's a grab from Kim Kate telling everyone to get off their beep, get out of bed and go work.

I have the best advice for women in business. Get your ass up and work. Whoa, that is not very sympathetic or understanding to the challenges that women face in 2022, is it? Right. It's gone down like a lead balloon. I think, yeah. She's very successful, though.

If she told me to get up and get off my feet to work harder, I would. She should have said that to me. Yeah. I feel like Kim has a lot of support in that area to get up off her beep and go to work. It's not necessarily the same if you're a solo mum who's trying to get your side hustle going. She literally has stuff that'll help her get off her beep and go to work. It's not necessarily the same if you're a solo mum who's trying to get your side hustle going. She literally has stuff that'll help her get off her beep.

She has products that help you to get off your beep. And those products are worth millions of dollars. Yeah, right. All right, but I mean, time to get off our beep and do some work, I guess. Thank you, Dean. We appreciate it. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Brian Clint. I realised over the weekend that I lack a certain life skill. I am not able to do this one thing. That I think you just assume that most, well, most guys anyway would know how to do. Right. And push came to shove, I was way out of my depth. What is it?

Peeing while you stand up or something? No, but I do enjoy a sit down every now and then. Yeah, totally. When you're hungover or feeling vulnerable. Or it's in the middle of the night and you're not sure where your aim's going to go. Oh, just swallow your pride and sit down. No one can see you in there, bro.

Just do what you need to do. Take a load off. We were having a barbecue for dinner and I said to my wife, oh, we've got those steaks in the freezer. Shall I cook those up for us? And full disclosure, we don't eat heaps of meat. Right.

We were vegetarian for a period, but no longer. But we don't have like a roast. Every week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We eat meat, just not heaps of it. I thought, oh, yeah, time's right. Let's cook those steaks before summer's over. She goes, yeah, that sounds nice.

Do you know how to cook those steaks? And I was like, how hard can it be? You were like, yeah, yeah, that sounds nice. Do you know how to cook those steaks? And I was like, how hard can it be? You were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course I do. Well, you just chuck it on the barbecue. Yeah, and then I looked at the steaks, and they were in the vacuum-packed bag thing, and they were really thick.

And all of a sudden I realised, these are actually quite good steaks. And I realised I have got absolutely no idea how to cook a steak properly. Like, do I... I know you're meant to only flip them once. Yeah. But apart from that, do you have to seal it? So what did you do?

Do you just, like, cook the edges of it and then put it in the oven to bake it? Well, here's the secret. Yeah. Because what people tend to do is they leave the steak on the grill the oven to bake it. Well here's the secret because what people tend to do is they leave the steak on the grill or on the pan or whatever for too long

because the steak actually kind of keeps cooking itself from the inside even after you've taken it off so you're not meant to cook it to it's full you know cooking cookedness. That's what I did. Yes. cook it to its full you know cooking cookiness

cookiness that's what I did yeah yes so you end up overcooking it I did overcook it yeah

because you leave it on for maybe too long in any way but then once you've taken it off it still keeps cooking itself from the inside

so I'll tell you what I did you tell me if it's wrong I sealed it on all sides. Yep. Like seared it. Uh-huh. And then did it around the sides. Yep.

And then I cranked the barbecue up. Well, first I cranked the barbecue because it's hot at its temperature and closed the lid. And then I sealed it, put it in, and then I did four minutes on each side. Yeah, that's probably too long. And then took it out.

That's too long. That was chewy. Yeah. Before I did it, I messaged around for advice. I messaged my father-in-law. I messaged my father-in-law. I messaged my brother-in-law. Don't look at me like that.

Your father-in-law must have been like, who has married my daughter? I thought it might be a nice bonding moment for us. They think they're leaving her in capable hands. And here you are, four years into your marriage, asking him for advice on how to cook a steak. I thought it might be a nice father-son-in-law moment. No, that's mortifying.

Right. I messaged all my mates from high school and nothing helped. But I know now, trial and error, I know now how to cook a steak. Was Lucy like, this is why we don't eat meat? She didn't finish her steak. I bet she didn't. She did what all loving partners do and she went, mmm.

Mmm. I'm just really full. I just can't finish it tonight. But too much for me. Ben was offended that I didn't ask him for help. Sorry, Ben. Next time, I know I should have come to you. I should have asked you for some help. That's alright, mate. Next time. Well, I didn't get the call up either. Oh, yeah. What's going on there?

I didn't think of you when I thought barbecuing. You weren't top of mind. What are you saying? I just... I'm digging myself a hole here. Yeah, dig the hole. Keep digging. At least I'm willing to admit that I don't know how to cook a steak.

At least I'm willing to come out and say it. Look, I will say this. Until last year, I did not know how to cook a steak. At least I'm willing to come out and say it. Look, I will say this. Until last year, I did not know how to poach an egg. Oh, did you not? No, and I always saw it too complicated. Yeah. It looked complicated, and people make it look way harder than it is. Some people do the whirlpool.

Yeah, yeah. And I was going, God, I don't have time for that. I can't be bothered learning what seems like a really complicated thing. It's not. No. Just boil some water. Egg poaching has a real complex air to it, doesn't it? Yeah, it's not.

It's not. You boil the water, you crack an egg into it, you leave it for a few minutes, you take it out. You eat it. Where did you get your advice from? Website. Oh, right.

Google. Oh, good idea. I could have done that as well, actually. Yeah. Yeah, why didn't you Google it? I did, but I didn't know what type of steak it was. So that was the other issue. Anyway, I thought this afternoon we could all check in with the basic life skills that

we do not possess. Up until the weekend, I did not know how to cook a steak. Up until last year, you didn't know how to poach an egg. Nope. What else is out there? What can't you do? Do you not know how to use the washing machine at your house? There will be a lot of people that will be like that.

Do you not know how to use the dishwasher in your house? Yeah. And it's that thing where they think they know until they actually have to do it. And then they go, shit, I have no idea how to do this. Call us on 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.

It might be you or it might be your partner that you want to dob in on this topic, actually. What's the basic life skill that you still don't have? Why are you useless? Call us. Maybe we can offer some advice. Maybe together, one of us knows how to do this thing. So get in touch.

Bree and Clint. We're all being really honest here and admitting the life skills that we don't possess. The things that we probably should know how to do, but we don't know how to do. Yeah, you didn't know how to cook a steak over the weekend. No, no, no, no. Yeah.

I was going to say, not well, not at all. No, not at all. I checked my father-in-law for advice. Did he give good advice? Yeah, he did actually give good advice. But you just screwed it up. I ignored the advice. Yeah.

I was like, that's not long enough. And I overcooked it. And he checked in afterwards. He was like, how'd the steak go? And I was like, good. Yeah, you're like, great, nailed it, nailed's not long enough. And I overcooked it. And he checked in afterwards. He was like, how'd the steak go? And I was like, good. Yeah, you're like, great, nailed it, nailed it. So good. So good.

Didn't ruin it at all. You didn't know how to poach an egg? No. So we're asking you out there. What is it for you? What do you not know how to do? Lauren's called up. G'day, Lauren.

Hello. What is it for you? What's the life skill that you're lacking? I cannot use a barbecue. I can't turn it on, start it, light it. Oh, so it's not just cooking something specific. You just don't even know how to get it started. Correct.

Don't you just turn the gas on and light it? You know, I can start a bonfire, can't do the barbecue. It's always my dad's job. Really? Is it the gas thing that scares you? Are you worried you're going to blow your face off or something? Yeah, you know, as a kid I was told so much that to stay away from it, it just really sunk into adulthood.

So what happens? Do you just not use it or you need someone else to come around to start the barbecue for you? You know, I either can convince a man to do it for me or I just don't do it. You're like, guys, how about an indoor barbecue on the oven? I mean. Thanks, Lauren.

That's very funny. Emily's here. Hi, Emily. Hi. All right, Safe Space M, what is it that you don't know how to do? I didn't know how to use a vacuum cleaner. You didn't know how to use a vacuum cleaner? Yeah, like one of the ones with the cords that you like pull out.

I lived in a house that had a vac that you just plug the hose into the wall. And when that broke down, we got a Dyson. So when I needed to use an actual like plug-in vacuum cleaner at work, I didn't know like how to get the cord out or how to put it back in. Like it sounds so silly

to us because you literally just plug it in and go. But if you don't know how to do it, if you've never done it before, literally just plug it in and go. Yeah. But if you don't know how to do it, if you've never done it before, I'm sure it does look like a kind of confusing device. Exactly. And what a mortifying thing to say to someone. Guys, I don't know how to plug the cord in.

I was like, how do I get a vacuum cord back into the vacuum cleaner? Where does it go? The problem is you would have sounded like a real princess not knowing how to use the vacuum cleaner, right? Well, you usually have someone to do this for us. Yeah, or mine plugs directly into the wall. Someone texted us and said, I'm 33 and I don't know how to tie my shoelaces.

Oh. That's unbelievable. What do you do for shoes? Velcro. Do you just get the shop to tie them and then always slide your foot in? Yeah, or Velcro. Yeah.

I can't use scissors. What? I can't use scissors. What? I can't use scissors to cut anything except paper. Oh, because they're left-handed. Right. Get some left-handed scissors. Yes, they have left-handed scissors, right? Totally.

I can't mash potatoes. Come on. So I texted him and said, guys, I'm willing to admit I don't know how to change brake pads. Dude, no one knows how to change brake pads. That's why you go to the mechanic. Who are you, Greg Murphy? Lucy's here as well. Hey, Luce.

Hi. All right, what is it? What do you need help with? I don't know how to put up an ironing board. Those things are so tricky. Yeah, to be fair, they are dangerous. They will catch you out. 100%.

And my mum's just got like a straight one that just plonks on the table, so I always do my bulk ironing at her house. Oh, yeah, that's a good way to do it. You can't put it up. Can you put it down? No. Because that's the dangerous one. That's where you hurt your fingers.

Yeah. I just refuse to do it because I always get my fingers tangled up. It's just an awful process. Yeah, they'll collapse on themselves in an instant as well. This isn't some ruse to get out of doing the ironing, is it, Lucy? Maybe. Mum's always done it, so why not? Oh, Mum, I still can't put it up.

Sorry. One of those never learn to do something you don't want to do type things. This is very relatable. Someone's just texted and said, I don't know how to butter bread without ripping it. Yeah, no one does. Gotta have warm butter. That's the key. This is the guy who doesn't

know how to cook steak. I don't know about you with your wife, but I am always looking for ways to get in Ryan's good books. Oh yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I'm always looking for brownie points. Totally. Brownie points get you so far sometimes.

And sometimes it's the smallest thing that gets you the brownie points. Yeah. Yeah. And so I saw something on Twitter today where someone said, this is one of the easiest ways for a guy to get brownie points with their partner. Specifically guys? Yes, specifically guys. Maybe it would work with girls as well,

but this was suggested for guys. Girls don't really need brownie points with guys. It's not the way the brownie point system works, weirdly. It's a one-way system. It really is. We're always in debt. You guys are always in credit. So the tweet said,

all you've got to do is find a really cute photo of two animals kind of cuddling or lying on top of each other, just looking super cute together and tweet it to your partner or text it to your partner and just say, us. That's it, just us.

Just us. Now you and I have quite similar partners as far as their attitude towards what they would call soppy stuff. There's not a lot of sentiment going on with either of them. In the best way possible. We love them.

They're very cut and dried when it comes to this stuff. They just don't have time for it. They're like, whatever, move on. But I said to you, let's see if this works. Let's see if either of us get any kind of brownie points from this

with our partners so we're both the picture you've chosen could not have been more soppy or less likely to get a positive reaction

out of either of our partners super cute though it's two baby bunny rabbits having a kiss one's grey one's ginger and I just think of what would It's two baby bunny rabbits having a kiss. One's grey, one's ginger.

I just think of what would happen if Ryan had sent this to me. I would have absolutely melted. But also, wouldn't you have gone, who has your phone? Yeah, that's true. I would have gone, what are you doing? What are you doing? Or what do you want? Yeah. I have sent it to Lucy.

Would you like to hear the response? I'd love to. So two bunny rabbits kissing. I've sent it to her just with the line, us. That's all I've written. Lucy has replied to me and she has said, lol, you're the ginger one. Which I think is perfect.

Whereas I sent it to Ryan and Ryan just replied and said, why are you being weird? So brownie points, are we in credit? I don't know. Are we getting some action tonight? Yeah, we're getting lucky. Hey, thank us later, guys. Teach your partner some bunnies and say us,

and then come home with no pants on. Exactly. Bree and Clint. Welcome, everybody, to the DILF Factor. Our weekly quest to figure out who's a DILF and who's not. This isn't a subjective, are they hot or not? No. This is a game to find out whether a certain celebrity is a dad or not. Do they have kids or do they not have kids?

All of them have been pre-deemed, pre-determined, pre-deemed? Deemed hot prior to the game by producer Anastasia. And now it's just the kids. That's all you need to figure out. Here to assist you on your DILF quest is Helen. Kia ora, Helen. Kia ora. Hi, Helen.

Do you know your DILFs, Helen? Hi, Matty. I like to think I do. Yeah, so do I. So you and I are going to work together today, Helen, to figure out whether a celebrity we think has kids or not. All right. If you get three correct,

you will walk away from here with 50 KFC chicken dollars. Helen, good luck. Here comes your first male celebrity. Celebrity number one is Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, I know this. I'm pretty sure he does. He does. He does have kids, Helen.

He is Adelph. Awesome. All right. If we've got that decision, that's correct. He's got four kids with his wife. Four kids. Wow. They've all got like three of them.

It's like a Kardashian thing. Three of them have the first letter is a K. Oh, right. Yeah, kind of random. Kimmy Kimmel. Anyways, awesome. That's a point. Well done, Helen and Maddie.

Celebrity number two is Ricky Gervais. What do you think? I know this one. You think he does? I think so. He's been in a long-term relationship for 38 years. I'm pretty sure, Helen, I don't want to go against you here, but I do want to help you win, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't have kids.

Okay, what would you say? All right, I'll go with Matt. That was a good choice. He doesn't have kids and never plans on it. He has a cat. He's all about the animals. I just want to raise a protest flag. Ricky Gervais, DILF?

Some people would say. Okay, all right. Oh, not by that photo. One man's trash would say. Okay, all right. One man's... Oh, not by that photo. One man's trash. Yep. Okay, well, two from two. Well done, guys.

No, I wanted to say a note on that one. Personality. Oh, right. Yes. Hot personality. Very hot personality. All right, so that's two points. Well done.

You just need one more to win. Oh, come on, Helen. We can do this. Celebrity number three is Cody Simpson. No, I'm fairly certain he doesn't have kids. Wow, is that what Cody Simpson looks like in 2022? A reminder of a similar celebrity last week, KJ Apa, has a child.

Who did have kids. Yeah. I'm going to go with you, Helen. I'm going to trust you in sync. Let's say he doesn't have kids. He is not a Delph. Oi! Yes, but not a Delph, no.

So is that the right answer? Did they win? That's correct. They won! Yes! We did it! Well done, Helen. You know your Delphs.

Thank you very much. Google image him, though, Helen. You won't be disappointed. I will. Yeah, definitely will. Cody Simpson. Brian Clint with Maddie Brian Clint It must be an amazing thing

To reach 100 Yeah, what an achievement Totally, I mean I feel like I'm ageing very fast But equally 100 just seems like So far away It's more than like It's more than 3 times the, it's more than three times the amount you've lived so far.

Totally. About that much. I reckon if you're close to 100 now, like if you're 99, you're like, please hold on, Queen. Because it must be,

it must be. Please, McQueen, hold on, because I've got this far, I don't want to make it all the way to 100 just to get a letter from Charles. Totally.

You know? Yeah. Doesn't have the same oomph to it. It really doesn't. No. No. But I saw an article saying we have just ticked over around 500 centenarians. Is that the word for it?

Centenarians. How many? 500. 500? Yeah. That is so many more than I thought we would have. So there's more than 500 people aged over 100 years of age. I don't know a single one.

No. I know of one. I know my friend has a grandfather who is 101. Right. And whenever he is on her Instagram story, it's always for his birthday, I'm like, oh my God, he's still going.

He's doing well too. Because it's one thing to make it to 100. It's another thing to make it there in good nick, right? Absolutely. Because if you're going to live to 100, I feel like you want to be in a state where you can enjoy. Absolutely. You want to be able to enjoy your great, great rankings.

And they often do. And I love when you hear a story, the news will go into a story of someone who's turned 100 and they say, you know, what's the secret to life? And it's always stupid shit. Like it's like drink as much red wine as possible. Yeah. Or like eat, put butter in everything.

Chocolate cake and sex. Totally. Yeah. And everyone's like, okay, I'm making notes. No one's ever like paleo diet. Totally. High intensity interval training. Exactly.

And sleep. It's basically just live your life. Yeah. Yeah. Which is nice advice. It's good advice to get. I think about the people who are 100 and my mind goes back through all the things

they would have experienced in their life and all the things they would have lived through. Like if you're 100 right now, you would have lived through World War II. World War II, you would have gone through the Great Depression. lived through World War II. World War II, you would have gone through the Great Depression. Yes. World War II.

You would have been on the tail end of the last major pandemic. Totally. The Spanish flu. Yeah, and World War I. You would have just wrapped up. The world would have just come out of World War I. Yeah, and like you would have all of this knowledge and all of this experience.

I hope that someone within your family is making notes and writing it down and filming you and recording your experiences in that. Because it's a wealth of knowledge. And you're still alive to see Doja Cat. Like you still get to experience what we get to experience. Yeah, unfortunately you lived long enough to see Donald Trump become president. Yeah. Yeah.

Some things you'd rather forget. Yeah. And you might be going, well, you might have an experience through it and going, well, we're on the verge of World War III. That's depressing to think about, isn't it? Let's not think about that. But what I did think we could think about is do we have any older listeners of the show? I reckon if you've lived to

a hundred you're a big ZM listener huge you're like I've been listening since Polly and Grant hello how long ago are they on here yeah the oldest ZM reference I can think yeah you're like I heard the original men at work land down under well that song is 40 years old totally and it would have got played on ZM back then in the 70s or 80s or whatever it was. So yeah, maybe you did. I don't know if we'd have any 100-year-olds listening. I'd love it if we do.

Unless someone in maybe like a retirement village just has us on in the background. Yeah. But I would love to know who our oldest listener is. Maybe we could get a prize together for the oldest listener or even just the oldest person we can get to call us on 0800 dials at M this afternoon. So that also goes for if you're hanging out with Nana or Grandad right now and they're not necessarily a listener but you're there,

if you call us and put them on the phone and they end up being the oldest person, you can win the prize. Totally. So let's get a few phone calls. We'll go through, find out your ages and then we'll figure out who the oldest one is. There we go. 0800 dial ZM or text us to 9696.

Do you think that you are our oldest listener right now? If we get someone who's over 100, so good. I'll do a backflip. We're on the hunt for the oldest listener that ZDM has right now. And I bet you they'd be a big Jack Harlow fan. Matty bought a stat which shocks me that there are over 500 New Zealanders who are over the age of 100. Yeah, crazy.

Centenarians. Centenarians. New Zealand's life expectancy has gone up. It continues to go up but it's not over 100 so that's still seriously impressive Yeah huge

We've asked you are you our oldest listener and are you willing to get in touch we got a text from someone that says I am an ancient 48 year old fossil

who loves the D&B First of all 48 is not ancient but we love that you do and We love that you love DMV. It is to Anastasia. It's the oldest person Anastasia's ever met. We have had a call from Linda, though. Kia ora, Linda.

Kia ora, Linda. Hello. How are you? I'm good, thank you. Linda, I hate to ask this, but do you mind telling us how old you are? A young 72. 72!

I love it. You are the old, as far as we can summarize, you're the oldest listener that ZM has at 72. How do you feel about that? I feel good. How long have you been listening to ZM for, Linda? Oh, forever.

Actually forever, like years and years? Yes. How long have you been listening to ZM for, Linda? Oh, forever. Yeah. Forever. Actually forever? Like years and years? Yeah. Wow, okay. And what is it about ZM that appeals to you as a 72-year-old New Zealander? Just the music.

I like the music that you play. Yeah. Is there any artists that we don't play that you think ZM should have on? Like is there any throwbacks that you think we should get on there? Oh, Little River Band. I don't think I've heard you play that. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, I like that.

And, Linda, if you were to give us any pearls of wisdom, what's your pearls of wisdom for living a long and healthy, happy life? Drink heaps. Yeah, anything else? Eat well. Yeah, good. Yeah. That's probably about it.

Yeah, I love it. I love it. Where are you, Linda? Where are you calling us from? Just on the motorway heading to Lower Hutt. Nice. There we go. Hey, Linda, we appreciate your call.

Thank you very much for being a long and loyal ZDM listener. Great to talk. Great to talk. Great. There we go Hey Linda We appreciate your call Thank you very much For being a long And loyal ZDM listener Great to talk Great There we go We've got 72 As far as we know That's our oldest listener Happy with that

More than happy with that Yeah Yeah Bree and Clint Aye It's my birthday It's my birthday Bree and Clint's

Birthday banger We got a text from someone Who said their Their nana is 96 At the end of March, by the way. Oh, it doesn't say whether she's a ZM listener. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Still, good innings. Get her in for the secret sound. Yeah, good innings. We're selling secret sound next week. Remember, that'll make her a listener. We were looking for our oldest listener. That's as high as we got for sure. Now let's do a birthday banger with some people that I assume are a bit younger.

It's the number one song on your 16th birthday.anger with some people that I assume are a bit younger. It's the number one song on your 16th birthday and we'll start with Louise. Kia ora, Louise. Hi. It's your birthday today. Am I correct? Yes.

Oh, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you. What have you done for it? Anything exciting? I went to work and now I've got pizza. Oh, went to work, got pizza. Yep. Pretty good. Yeah, I've got pizza. Went to work, got pizza. Yep.

Pretty good. Yeah, I'd take that. Yeah. Louise, let's find out your birthday banger. When's your birthday? Oh, today, but what year is it? 1983. All right, Louise, you were 16 on the 10th of March, 1999,

and this was the number one song. Huge banger, Louise. So good, Louise. Huge. Yeah. Do you love it? Love it. Yeah, you're going to be happy with that.

I couldn't be happier. 16 in the year 1999. It would have been Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Christina Aguilera, Backstreet Boys, and the Y2K bug. Yes. That would have been all that was on your mind, I reckon. Let's go to Gary. Kia ora, Gary. Good afternoon.

How are you? Good. How are you, Gary? Bloody great, thank you. Fantastic. What have you been up to, Gary? Today, I've been just mucking around in the Gary's barn, fixing up my car and having a few beers, feeding the dog, just listening to the radio.

Living the dream, Gary. What kind of car have you got, Gary? Pardon? What kind of car have you got? A 240 Mercedes Benz 2000. I thought you were going to say what kind of dog you got. Well, that too. Shepherd, German Shepherd.

Yeah, good stuff. All right, guys, what's your birthday? 1st of the 1st,ard. Yeah, good stuff. All right, guys, what's your birthday? First of the first, 1950. Oh! Good man. All right, Gary, you were 16 on the 1st of Feb 1966, and this was topping the chart. We can work it out and get it straight.

I'll say goodnight. We can work it out. We can work it out. The Beatles, Gary. I think I shouldn't have the first one. Oh, you prefer Britney. I'm a Britney fan. Hey, Gary, I'm just doing some quick math.

Are you 72 as well? 72 now. 72, yeah. January. Yeah, good man. What is it about ZM that you enjoy as a 72-year-old? I've been listening to ZM for years. Yeah?

I mean, I've lived all over the country. The thing is, I went away for a couple of years. And when I left here, Staples was playing. When I come back, he was gone. I never even found out what happened to him. He bloody disappeared, mate. You're not bloody joking. Greatest mystery in radio.

No one knows. No one knows. And no one says a word. Please, if you're listening, please don't sue us, Staples. Please, just please stay away. We don't want any trouble. He was a hard case. He was a bloody hard case, that's for sure.

All right, guys, wait there. Jonathan's here. Hi, Jonathan. Hey, Finn, how's it going? Good, how are you doing? Good, good. All right, Jonathan, let's find out your birthday banger. When's your birthday?

15 November 19. All right, Jonathan, you were 16 on the 15th of November 2009. Jonathan's calling us from inside a mattress. Yeah, this was the birthday banger. Banger, Jonathan. What do you think of that one? You like it? Yeah.

Yeah, it's good. I feel like, Jonathan, have you like built a fort or something? Have you like built a fort with your duvet or something? There's a real echo going on with your phone. Are you talking into the right end of the phone, Jonathan? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, good.

All right. It's a great bit. Wait there, man. We have to choose between the phone, Jonathan? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, good. All right, it's a great birthday, Vanga. Wait there, man. We have to choose between the Beatles, which I love, TikTok, which I love, and Britney Spears, which I know you love. Yeah. And Gary loves. Yeah, well, you know what I'm going for.

I'm with you. Let's go to Louise first and say, happy birthday, you've won birthday, Vanga. Congratulations. Oh, I'm not even close, was I? What do you mean? Oh, yeah, absolutely. You're head and shoulders above the pack. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, I'm not even close, was I? What do you mean? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Your head and shoulders above the pack.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And someone who's equally excited. Gary, we're going to play Britney Spears, mate. Oh, all the best. Tell her, wish her all the best, mate. It's her birthday for her. Yeah, yeah. Cheers.

Cheers, guys. Enjoy Britney, Gary. Have a good day. You too. Brian Clint with Maddie. Here's your birthday banger on ZM. Brian Clint. Is there anything more iconic over summer than Mr. Whippy?

Whenever I see the truck, I'm like, it takes me straight back there and I know exactly what I want to order. Soft serve, flake, chocolate covered. Chocolate goes hard. I hadn't had one In such a long time But maybe like A year ago My grandad came

And stayed with us Yeah And he heard the van Really He went He looked at me And he goes I wouldn't mind one

That's so cute Yeah To go and get a Mr. Weeby With your grandad Wait was he shouting you one Or was he telling you He was telling me To go and buy it

Yeah He's like Come on Mr. TV Oh yeah my granddad Shout granddad an ice cream I love my granddad But he's a tight ass I love Mr. Whippy so much

And you know this We had Mr. Whippy at our wedding Yes and it was such a good time Yeah instead of having a cake We had a Mr. Whippy truck Yeah Come to the wedding After the dinner

It was such a good idea My dad enjoyed it so much he missed our first dance because he was in the queue for his third ice cream. He told me afterwards, he goes, I hacked the system, Clint. The ice creams were free. I was like, yeah, because we paid for them, Dad. You were like, no, no, no.

Someone was paying for them, just not you. He goes, what you do is you queue up for an ice cream. You get an ice cream. Then you go to the back of the queue while you eat the ice cream. And then as you the back of the queue while you eat the ice cream. And then as you eat it, by the time you finish the ice cream, you're back at the front of the queue. Boom, another ice cream. He thought he was so smart.

I was like, well done, Dad. You missed the first dance. Well, I read an article today that said that Mr. Whippy is on the hunt desperately for a new franchisee in New Plymouth. Oh, I'll let my dad know. Yeah. Does he want to move to the Nagy? He would go anywhere for free ice cream.

Yeah. I assume as a Mr. Whippy franchisee, you get free ice cream? It's a one for me, one for you kind of situation. Surely. Absolutely. Yeah. All joking aside, what a fun business to have.

Totally. And it's actually, here's the thing. So you get the franchise You pay 40 grand For the truck For a six year term Oh okay I didn't think that was too bad

But do you have to finance the truck as well? I guess probably you have to finance the truck And then probably pay for the Ingredients Ingredients Yeah 40 grand for a six year Mr. Whippy license Yeah

So you get the title of Mr. Whippy Yeah you're the Mr. Whippy license. So you get the title of Mr. Whippy. Yeah, you're the Mr. Whippy. And is it like your turf? Like, no other Mr. Whippies are allowed to drive onto your turf? I believe so. They say benefits include flexible working hours, fun working environment. Absolutely.

Outstanding financial returns. I mean, they would say that. And being part of a true Kiwi icon. I believe that. Yeah. My issue, and this is probably why they're looking so hard for one in Taranaki, is in summer, great. Take your Mr. Whoopie van to the beach, park up.

Everyone will come get ice cream on a hot day. Those West Coast beaches in winter, it's not really ice cream weather, is it? No. That's the kind of thing where sprinkles are flying everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But still, I mean, if you hate your job and you've got some cash lined up, you could go work for yourself. What's your favourite?

What is your favourite? I would say choc-dipped with a flake. Yep. Maybe some nuts. No, no nuts. No nuts. No, no, the nuts are too much. But I'm with you.

Right up until the nuts, but yeah. Producer Stache was saying her favourite's the sherbet, right? Yep. You guys are missing out. Yep. Ben, what's the best? Just a stage was saying her favorites, the sherbet, right? Yeah. You guys are missing out. Yeah. Ben, what's the best? Chocolate with peanuts. Yeah.

Man, we're basic, eh? No one even put an Eskimo in this. Bree and Clint. I said before, have you ever wondered what happened to Cameron Diaz? I genuinely have. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure she's fine. She is fine.

She was in everything. She was in Charlie's Angels. She was in The Holiday.. She was in everything. She was in Charlie's Angels. She was in The Holiday. She was in Bad Teacher. She was in something about Mary. Something about Mary. Is that a hair gel? Yeah.

Great. I can use that. No, no, no. You don't have to. You don't. I just ran out. Oh. If you know, you know that scene.

Iconic. I say iconic. And then her fringe is stuck up in the air Well, Cameron Diaz Has done an interview with Michelle Visage Who we had on the show earlier this year From RuPaul's Drag Race She's got a podcast And Cameron Diaz doesn't give many interviews anymore But she was willing to speak to Michelle Visage

She quit Hollywood Seven years ago So that she could have a normal life interviews anymore but she was willing to speak to michelle visage she quit hollywood seven years ago so that she could have a normal life which i think is really respectable totally although how much of a normal life can you have if you're cameron diaz it's not like people all of a sudden forget that you were one of the world's biggest like no no absolutely not but i guess it means you get out of that loop of having to do interviews and travel around the world to do appearances. Like if you're not shooting a movie, no one needs to talk to you about a movie. Yep, true.

She, for some perspective, when she retired, or just said no more, she was earning up to $100 million per movie. Wow. She was for a while the most bankable star in America. Yeah. She was everything. Do you think late 90s, early 2000s, she was the person, right? She was for a while The most bankable star In America Yeah She was everything Do you think late 90s Early 2000s Totally

She was the person She was the it girl Well she is 49 now And since she quit Making movies And being famous Although she's still famous Like you said

She'll always be Cameron Diaz She's had a baby With Benji Madden From Good Charlotte They're still together Yeah Going strong Going strong

And maybe dropping out of Hollywood is the key to that because no couple's last. No. But they've made it last. And she said that she likes not having to worry about her appearance anymore. Do you know what? I do often think that like stars must get to a certain point.

Like I think of Taylor Swift or someone like that, you know, and I know that they love their craft and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But it must get to the point where you go, I cannot arsed doing this anymore and i don't need to well yeah i've earned

the money that's why they build those enormous compounds have you seen taylor swift's house yeah it's like out by the beach and it's enormous so she can have some kind of normality right um cameron diaz said i don't care about my appearance anymore. Literally the last thing I think about on a daily basis is that maybe not at all during the day. She reckons she doesn't even wash her face anymore. Wow. I mean, ooh. Yeah, wash your face.

Have a shower. But at the same time, easy to say when you look like Cameron Diaz too. She's like, I don't pay any attention to my appearance anymore. And somehow I still look like Cameron fricking Diaz You can too Not sure it's quite as relatable as she intended it to be On the topic, but this is from a different interview

Here's a clip of Cameron Diaz talking to Kevin Hart Last year about a similar topic When you do something at a really high level for a long period of time Everything around you that isn't that Has to be sort of handed off to other people. I was realizing that it's kind of like that one part of me that functioned at a high level wasn't enough. It's fun to do. I love it. And I just realized that I looked around and it was just like so many parts of my life that I didn't have. I wasn't touching and that I wasn't managing and I couldn't really manage it because it was just like so many parts of my life that i didn't have i wasn't touching

and that i wasn't managing and i couldn't really manage it because it was so big everything was so massive so yeah interesting perspective good on her because it would be very easy to just get caught up in the machine and keep doing it and you'd have you've had you'd have a whole team behind you being like just one more just one more yeah please just one more hundred million dollars please just one more film yeah but she just one more film but she said no more and now she goes to New World like the rest of us

and does her grocery shopping stars they're just like us the holiday she was in the holiday yeah bad teacher the mask

oh she was in the mask with Jim Carrey yeah god I love Cameron Diaz one more movie please one more movie, please.

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