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Bonjour, and welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast with Matty.
Oh, I didn't realise you were bilingual.
I'm more than bilingual, baby. I'm trilingual.
Try anything once.
Yeah, I'm trying to be lingual.
Yeah, welcome everybody to the Friday version of our podcast.
Still no Brie.
She's still off on that show.
I'm trying to think of a new show.
What's a funny show?
She's on CSI Miami.
I was going to say she's on Blown.
She's playing the dead body that they
have you seen blown no i haven't seen blown it's a reality show
with glass blowers oh i have seen blown yeah it's so good yeah
sorry cso miami for a second What a show What a role
That ginger guy has
With the sunglasses
Totally
Yeah
Brie's gonna do
Such a good job
As the corpse
Totally
A role she was born to play
Yeah
It is a Friday
Which means we're about to do
An international birthday banger
Ben, you ready?
You ready?
Hit it, Ben
It's my birthday It's my birthday Three and Clint's International Birthday Banger. Ben, you ready? You ready? Hit it, Ben!
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
It's Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
Cheer!
So we figure out your International Birthday Banger,
you international person.
You've given us your birthday on our Bree and Clint Podcast Family private Facebook page.
And today is your lucky day because we've finally got to it. So, first
up, we have Alan
Lehman. Yes. From
South Carolina. South Carolina.
Hi, Alan.
Hi. Oh, good to talk, Alan. Yeah.
Long time no see. Totally. It's a
very one-way conversation, but I'm sure
you're talking back right now. Either a
man or woman of few words.
Yeah. Your birthday, Alan,
is February 10th, 1964,
which means you were 16
in 1980, and this is the number
one song.
Iconic.
This is the least queen-sounding queen song.
Yeah. It really actually doesn't
sound that Freddie, does it?
No, it doesn't.
Cool, cool.
Sounds like Elvis.
Is that what he was
going for?
Maybe that's what he
was going for.
I imagine so.
I didn't really
appreciate Queen.
I liked them.
They were okay.
I didn't appreciate
Queen until I watched
the movie.
Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah. And I got a whole new appreciation for their music and I get it now. them they were okay i didn't appreciate queen until i watched the movie bohemian rhapsody yeah
and i got a whole new appreciation for their music and i get it now it was his showmanship as well he
just knew how to deliver yeah and how experimental they were with their sound and everything yeah
i'm the last person in the world to get queen you're like these guys i think they could be
something this is like when I told the guys Recently
A good show to watch
Was The Office US
They're like
Yeah
We know
We figured it out in 09
It's literally finished
Like five years ago
Guys
You might have heard
Have you heard of the Beatles?
Check them out bro
They're gonna be big
Big boy band
Let's do Shauna Martin
From Arkansas See you thought I was gonna say Arkansas I never would The Beatles? Check them out, bro. They're going to be big. Big boy band. Let's do Shauna Martin from Arkansas.
See, you thought I was going to say Arkansas.
I never would.
Arkansas in the US.
Shauna's birthday is the 29th of June, 1988,
which means she's 16 on the 29th of June, 2014.
And this is her birthday banger.
I'm so fancy.
You already know. This also, one of the least Queen-sounding Queens. It's her birthday banger.
This also, one of the least Queen sounding Queen songs.
They were so versatile.
Do you still love this song?
Did you ever love this song?
I never really got into Iggy Azalea.
No.
I didn't mind her. Yeah.
She was just on on She's very on
Oh she was on
She was just
You know she was there
Oh she was so there for a little bit
Yeah
She was yeah
But I just mean like
You know I'd have the radio on
Oh it was on
She'd be there
If it was on
And I'd be like oh yeah
Yes Iggy
Yeah good
Yes
Alright one more for Christopher Tilton
From New Jersey stateside.
Christopher's birthday.
Everyone from the States today.
All American.
Christopher's birthday is the day before mine, September 28th, 1980,
which means he was 16 in 1996.
And this was the number one song.
If I know Chris Tilton,
which I do,
this is so him.
I'll tell you.
So him.
He is every New Jersey stateside bar he goes into.
Absolutely.
He's straight to the jukebox.
And he's doing the Macarena.
He's doing the dancearena he's doing the dance
he's doing the dance
on the bar
we're so fine
which is why I think
this is probably
my pick for winner today
it's definitely mine as well
there we go
well done to all of our
participants in
birthday banger today
if you want to get
yours done
if you've been waiting
too long to get
your birthday banger done
an international birthday banger
send Ben a personal Facebook message.
You know, bump yourself up the queue.
Email him.
His email address is Ben.
Ben, don't cut my mic off.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
I am not trying to do... Smooth.
What time is it?
Two, three, two, one.
It is Brinkland.
With guest host, Maddie McLean.
G'day, everybody.
Welcome to the show.
Last show of the week. Did you know you've been here for three weeks, Maddie? Isnan. G'day everybody, welcome to the show. Last show of the week.
Did you know you've been here for three weeks, Maddie?
Isn't that crazy?
Three weeks.
You should feel my chair, the ass print is deep.
Like a Mahoma's seat on the couch.
Exactly.
Your butt cheeks have curved into it.
Totally, there's a real imprint.
Bree's going to be really upset.
I know.
She spent almost four years moulding her butt into that seat.
It's gone.
Yeah.
I mean,
I don't envy you.
She's going to find you.
She's like Goldilocks
in The Three Bears.
Yeah, exactly.
She's going to sit
in that seat
and she'll go,
this is not right.
Something is different.
Something feels different.
Something smells different.
Well,
that's her fault
for going on
Naked Attraction.
Naked and Afraid.
Naked and Afraid. Yeah. Sorry. Naked and afraid. Naked and afraid.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Naked and afraid.
That show.
That's where she is at the moment.
She's on a beach somewhere fully nude.
Yeah.
If you have radio reception, hi, Bree.
Good to talk to you.
Today on the show, your last chance from us, at least,
to get in the draw to win that brand new Honda Jazz at 5 o'clock.
I reckon we do a couple of people today.
We're going to put our last entries in because on Monday,
someone's going to win a brand new car on this show.
It's very exciting.
It's so exciting.
We've also got that $500 cash to give away at 4 o'clock today.
If you've got a joke,
and I know a lot of you have jokes
because I've seen the texts that you've been sending Georgia today.
So if you've got a dry joke that you want to send in to win this prize,
dry and your joke to 9696,
and the best ones will get read out,
and the very best one will get 500 bucks and an L&P dry prize pack.
But first up this Friday, we've got Tradie vs. Lady.
I've got your questions ready to go.
So we need one tradie and one lady to give us a call.
The tradies are taking the lead, 18 to 13 so far. We'll play our Friday Tradie vs. Lady after S Club 7.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
Deal with it?
Yeah, deal with it.
Deal with it.
What's the best of my chemical romance song?
This is Tradie vs. Lady where we find out the greatest tradie
or the greatest lady in the country each day,
all in the quest to win $50 cash thanks to KFC.
Let's meet our lady first.
She is 37.
She's from Tamaki Makoto and she's got 16 pets. What cash thanks to KFC. Let's meet our lady first. She is 37. She's from Tamaki Makaurau and she's got 16 pets.
What?
Welcome to the show, Alicia.
Hello.
Hi, Alicia.
I'm hoping you live on like a farm or a lifestyle block
and they're not all just like running around your house.
Yeah, kind of.
What have you got?
Any rules?
I've got six cats, six bunnies, I think.
Twelve.
Or five bunnies.
Five bunnies and four chickens.
Whoa.
And a bird.
Yeah, well done.
You've got a big pet food bill every month.
You're taking on our tradie today.
He's 24 years old.
You need the 50 bucks.
He's also from Auckland and he's six foot three.
That's his credentials.
Welcome to the show, Drew.
Hi, Drew.
Hi there.
How's the weather up there?
Pretty good.
Nice and sunny.
Yeah.
How's all the ladies you must be attracting?
Totally.
Chicks dig a tall guy, Drew.
They do.
They really do.
I've taken, so I can't take any more.
Can't take any more?
No. Much like Alicia, so I can't take any more. Can't take any more? No.
Much like Alicia, you've got 16 women already.
There's no more room at the end.
Okay, Drew, your buzzer is tradie.
Alicia, your buzzer is lady.
First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash,
thanks to KFC.
Good luck.
Question number one.
Bishop, Brian Tarmachie has been denied bail to go on holiday.
Holiday from what?
Holiday from jail.
From jail?
What's the name of the church Brian Tarmachy lives?
Treaty.
Drew.
Destiny Church.
Got it.
Correct.
Question number two, the annual Field Days event has been postponed until November.
Is Field Days held in Christchurch, Hamilton or Rotorua?
Treaty.
Lady.
Drew.
Hamilton.
He's got it.
You've got it.
You're on a roll here, Drew.
Can you close it out with a down trowel?
You need this one.
Question number three.
A British drag queen has turned heads at Paris Fashion Week.
This will be up your alley, Drew.
By arriving at a show dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire.
Oh.
Which actor played Mrs. Doubtfire in that film?
Oh, you were so close, Alicia, but it's Drew.
What's the answer?
Robin Williams.
You're a jack of all trades.
He got it.
Great.
A tradie is a big, tall jack of all trades.
Congratulations, Drew.
You've just won $50 thanks to KFC.
Have a great weekend.
Thank you.
How much time do you spend on your phone, do you reckon?
Way too much.
So much so that I think that I have a wrist injury from holding my phone.
You know that position that you have your phone in if you have a big phone like me
where you cock your pinky finger out as a cradle
and you use your thumb on the side of it, but then that's also the scroller.
Totally.
I think I've done some ligament damage.
Like carpal tunnel?
Is that what they call that?
I think so, yeah.
They're going to give you one of those wrist guards.
My grandfather went to war
and I have a sore wrist from Instagram.
But we stand with you.
Yeah.
And we salute you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
My pain is valid.
You'll get your name on the wall the next Anzac Day.
Yeah, please.
Anyway, this woman in Australia reckons she's so addicted to her phone that she used to
spend 12 hours a day browsing.
12 hours?
Okay, I'm addicted to my phone, but I'm not that addicted.
No.
That's like, you're only awake for 16 hours.
Yeah, so she said she would sleep with her phone under her pillow
and would be woken in the middle of the night
to immediately pull the phone out from underneath the pillow
and just start scrolling.
That's worrying, eh?
Terrifying.
And you might be like, oh, what a loser.
But I reckon you have found yourself on your phone
when you didn't intend to be.
Totally.
But you've just subconsciously reached for it
and all of a sudden you're in whatever your preferred app is.
100%.
And often when you're tired,
because I get up so early in the morning,
I need to go to bed early.
But I go to bed, I hop into bed
and then I'll be scrolling
and Ryan, my partner,
will go,
what are you,
go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
It's a precious time.
But 20 minutes have passed
and I'm just constantly scrolling.
Yeah.
Anyway, she was out for dinner,
this woman called Tia
in Australia.
She was out for dinner one night
and her friend said,
this is,
held an intervention for her
and said, this has got to stop.
It's too much.
It's too much.
And actually it's rude.
Yeah.
True, true.
The amount of time you spend on your phone
when you're around your friends and your loved ones,
it's rude.
You need to stop.
And she went, okay, I'd actually better listen.
So she did something about it.
And so she has compiled a list of her top tips for getting off your phone.
Good.
This is good.
If she's managed to do it and she's that addicted, this is helpful.
I need it.
Okay.
And I know you think you need it as well.
Yeah.
So tip number one is to make your bedroom a phone-free zone.
I've heard this.
Yeah.
People recommend getting an alarm clock, like a 90s alarm clock,
just so you don't need your phone in the room.
Yeah, or just set your alarm when you go to bed
before you go into the bedroom to go to sleep.
Yeah.
And then you just put the phone on the bedside table,
down, facing down.
That takes our frustration, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get the phone out of the bedroom, Eric.
Actually, that's true.
That's a good point.
Or set the alarm, put the
phone on the dresser opposite the bed.
Also have to get out of bed to check your notifications.
Yes. Definitely. Okay, that's
a good one.
Tip number two is don't check
your phone as soon as you wake up.
She said
give it at least 30 minutes. So
go jump in the shower or go
out and make yourself a coffee
or a smoothie or whatever it is that you're doing.
Sit down phone free for 30 minutes.
That's the first thing I do.
Clear my notifications when I wake up.
What a sad way to start the day.
I know.
But you're not alone.
No, I know.
But it doesn't make it any better.
I stand with you.
That's a good tip too.
Tip number three is to turn off notifications.
Oh, this one. You hear this
so often. Yeah. She says
she recommends using
the Do Not Disturb and the Focus features
on your phone to silence notifications
and alert others that you are not available.
Yep. You know, and I don't know if
it's the same for iPhone, but on an Android, if you just
hold down on whatever the app is,
it will come up with a menu, a mini menu,
and in there it says notifications.
You just turn them off straight away. So just hold
down the app that keeps notifying you and switch
them off. Our friend Jack Tame
told me that you can set
a do not disturb on your phone, but you can actually
set a certain
contact or contacts
to come through. That will come through. They'll
basically break through the do not disturb because I know
some people go, but what if
Uber Eats arrives? Exactly.
It's important.
Exactly. You've got to know. Yeah, totally.
So you can set that.
Tip number four is to allocate specific
times to check social
media. Phone.
Phone time. Yeah. But basically
say like, okay, between five and six. Unlimit yourself. Yeah. Yeah. But basically say like, okay,
between five and six,
Unlimit yourself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not going to go on my phone
or these are the hours
that I'm going to check.
Just do everything
and do it in quick succession.
It's weird,
because imagine if an alcoholic
was like,
okay,
I get to drink for one hour a day.
Totally.
You know you're addicted.
You're like,
I'm going to give myself one hour.
In that one hour,
you do all the social media
preloading you can do.
And you down a bottle of vodka.
Okay. any more?
Yeah, one more.
Question number five is really simple.
Easier said than done, but simple.
Just put your phone away when you're with others.
So if you're out for dinner, put your phone away.
Leave it in the car.
Exactly.
Easy as that.
I say as someone who has never left my phone in the car
in my entire life.
We're getting close
to the last day
that you're going to be known
as radio host Clint Roberts.
What do you mean?
Well, Monday night,
your new TV show starts.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, yeah.
So you're going to be
TV star Clint Roberts.
Finally,
about goddamn time.
I've been stuck here
in this radio shit for way too long.
And look, as a TV star himself, can I say welcome to the party?
It's such a nice place to be.
My spray tan has faded.
I noticed.
But you won't know that on the TV show
because 60 Seconds was all filmed back in January.
Totally.
So yeah, it's good to go.
And so I got an exciting update today
from our producer on Breakfast
because we have a meeting after our show every day
to talk about what's coming up on the next show for Breakfast.
So this morning we gathered after our breakfast show this morning
to talk about what was going to be on Monday's line up.
Yeah.
And I got told that I'm doing an interview
with radio nice guy, Clint Roberts.
Oh, did I get you?
You got me.
I was hoping to get a hard-headed interview with John Campbell.
I'm so sorry.
You got...
I thought you were just going to talk to me
about my political allegiances.
No, you got a puff piece.
Did I get TV nice guy, Matty McClain?
With softball reporter, Matty McClain.
To be honest, if I'm going to go on live TV,
I'd rather do it with a friend.
Totally.
And someone that I know I can trust,
who's not going to flip the tables and go,
what about this tweet that you did back in 2013?
This is questionable, and I think you need to be cancelled.
Clint, tell me about your thoughts on Putin.
What sanctions should we be putting in place?
What am I in for in a Matty McLean-style TVNZ breakfast interview on Monday morning?
Super soft.
Okay, good.
Yeah, super chill.
I'll prep the interview about 30 seconds before we go live.
Okay, good.
So I'll go, you'll sit on the couch with me in the ad break,
and 30 seconds before I'll go, oh shit, what are we talking about? What should we talk about? What's the show called? Okay, good. So I'll go, you'll sit on the couch with me in the ad break and 30 seconds before I'll go, oh shit, what are we talking?
What should we talk about?
What's the show called?
Okay, good.
Your name's?
Clint.
Clint?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, cool, great.
But I thought because it's such an exciting day,
a bit of cross promotion for us both.
Yeah.
Because I've been filling in on your show.
And I'm coming on your show, yeah.
We should have a bit of fun with it.
Okay.
So I thought maybe what we could do
is find a few words that I'm going to give you
that you have to insert into our live cross on Monday morning.
Right, okay.
Like a word, literally a word sneak.
A word sneak.
Okay.
I'm not going to go too hard on you.
Really?
But what I thought was I'll come up with two words.
Yes.
And I'm going to crowdsource the third word.
That's dangerous.
It's super dangerous.
You're going to ask ZM listeners what the third word should be.
I totally am.
Have you seen the words that they text to Georgia on Friday Jams Day to get her to say?
Are you ready to have bend over?
Or dick in.
Big pause.
Cider.
Okay, fine.
What are my two words?
I'm thinking I've got two words for you.
Pony.
Okay.
And sprinkles.
Okay, so it's somewhere in our interview,
and how long is the interview?
About three minutes?
About four minutes.
I'm going to say sprinkles and pony.
Yeah.
I can do sprinkles and pony.
Easy.
Yeah.
Easy.
I feel like you could.
Have I gone too easy on him, Anastasia?
I'm sorry, but those are too easy.
I can give you those examples of how he could slip those in.
Well, don't, because I want him to come up with them.
Okay, well, maybe we'll make the third word.
Well, the show contains sprinkles of magic.
Oh!
Right throughout the series.
Oh, don't give it away.
And there's one real show pony that you can watch out for.
Oh, no!
No, no, no, this is a good, those are a good start,
and it means we can get someone to text in something pretty brutal.
Okay.
So sprinkles, pony, and...
See, this is the problem.
You've asked TV nice guy
Maddy McLean to come up
with the words. Yeah, yeah. Well,
wait till you hear from ZM
bad boy listeners on 9696
as to what the last word should be. Okay, well you need to help
me out if you are listening right now because
clearly I've gone way too easy on him.
So let's pick a super hard
word for the third word
that you have to say
on our interview on Monday morning.
Okay, we'll lock in a word
before four o'clock, everybody.
If you need a bit of Friday motivation,
a bit of inspiration for your weekend,
we've got some for you.
Charles Amor Amor was 185 kgs
and now he's an ultra marathon runner.
No way.
And he joins us on the show this afternoon.
Kia ora, Charles.
Kia ora, my bro.
You, my friend, I said it before, but I have to say it again,
were 185 kilos and now you can run an ultramarathon.
What the hell?
Yeah, it's pretty out of it, bro.
Yeah, pretty out of it's a good description.
How long is an ultramarathon?
Ultramarathons are anything over 42 kilometres.
Wow.
Now, I've run a marathon before, not to my own horn,
and I could not have imagined running a single step further than 42Ks.
That is insane.
What's the longest one you've done, Charles?
I did 50 in November.
50?
Wow.
Talk to us about your weight loss journey.
How did you lose the weight?
And if you don't mind us asking, how much do you weigh now?
I'm sitting around 129, 130 at the moment. But the lowest I got
down to was 107. That was in 2020. So what clicked for you, Charles? What was it that
made you kind of decide, okay, now's the time to take action? Yeah, my sister come to me
and she was worried. She was really worried about how big I got. And she basically
said to me she didn't really want to bury me. So that sort of, yeah, just clicked, bro.
Like, oh, I've got to do something about this. And it started from there, really.
Yeah, although it's one thing to do something about it. It's another thing entirely to run
50 bloody k's. As a guy who can't run run five k's that's me um did you lose the
weight from running or are you running because you lost the weight like what's your secret
yeah i was yeah i just a friend of mine just got um introduced me to trail running and i just loved
it i just fell in love with being out on the trail.
And I'm not a fast runner by any means.
No.
Yeah.
But I like getting out there,
so it was just a goal first to do one event,
and then I did the 24,
and then I thought,
oh, well, I'm going to have a go at a bigger distance.
Yeah, that's how it sort of started.
That's so incredible.
What is your life like now that you are roughly 60 kgs, if not more, lighter than you used to be?
How is your life different?
Well, it's pretty amazing.
You know, like I wasn't living.
I was just existing at one.
I wasn't 185, but I was 182.
Right, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, you know, you're not even living,
but now I get to go on so many adventures.
I'm in a relationship with a beautiful wahine.
Wow.
You know, and just being up from here, you know.
We're talking to Charles Amor Amor.
He was 182 kilos.
Excuse me.
He's now an ultramarathon runner.
Just before you go, I have to ask,
what's your message to people listening at the moment
who may be in a similar situation?
And I don't necessarily mean weight-wise.
You talked about being trapped.
I'm just talking about people who are stuck in a funk right now
and they can't seem to move past it.
What's your advice to people?
Just take the courage.
Have the courage to take that first step. And then, you know, have the courage to take that first
step and then, you know,
one step at a time
and you'll get up your mountain.
Do they have to run an ultramarathon though, Charles?
No, no.
No, you don't have to run an ultramarathon.
Phew, thank God.
Yeah, because most people
aren't as crazy as you are, Charles.
Oh, there's heaps of them out there.
Yeah, you reckon?
Nothing special.
You reckon?
That's Charles Amo Amo, very inspirational New Zealander.
Thank you very much for your time, and thanks for sharing your journey, man.
We really appreciate it.
Oh, thank you very much.
There you go.
That's Charles Amo Amo, everybody.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from L Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean's here.
Who's got a secret baby, Dean?
Oh, my goodness.
They've got tens of billions of dollars
and also now a secret second baby.
Elon Musk and Grimes.
I don't know where I was going with that.
They have had a secret second baby via surrogate.
Now, here's the thing, right?
So they just, they were back together.
Now, they're broken up. So they announced that they've had this baby. It's the thing, right? So they just, they were back together. Now they're broken up.
So they announced that they've had this baby.
It's very young, only a few months old, I think.
And now they've announced that they are no longer together.
It was all kind of all happened within,
actually happened within about a day,
actually through a Vanity Fair article
when Grimes revealed that they were,
they've had this child
and now they are no longer together.
They're still pretty cool, though, I think.
You know, at one point they were living in different houses.
You can do that when you've got $200 billion.
You have multiple homes, so it's pretty good.
You might as well have a girlfriend every hour.
Just throwing that out there.
But look, they're no longer together, but they do have another baby.
This is very exciting news.
I heard that the baby was revealed because Elon Musk was doing an interview
over Zoom and they could hear like a newborn baby crying in the background.
And so they stopped the interview and they're like,
sorry, is that a newborn baby in the background?
And he had to go, yeah, it is.
It's my baby.
That's actually my secret baby that I had.
So that's an interesting way to do your baby announcement.
You know, it's not the standard Instagram photo that most people put up.
I also saw because I saw a funny tweet because they had a strange,
very strange name for their first child.
Yeah, it was like a piece of coding.
Yeah.
And so someone had retweeted an article link to the announcement of the second baby
and used the article link by saying, is this the second baby's name?
The website link.
The bit.xl.
Forward slash, backslash, backslash,
HTTP colon slash slash.
Well, there you go.
Happy baby news for the Musk Grimes family, I guess.
That is the latest live out of Los Angeles
with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Brian Clint.
Do you look like your partner?
Or do people say that you guys look like each other?
If you do, there's a brand new word for that.
You all know the term doppelganger, right?
Yeah.
When you find your identical twin and they say everybody in the world,
somewhere your doppelganger exists.
If your partner looks like you, the new word for that.
Doppelbanger
You guys resemble each other
You have a doppelbanger
That is good
It's a word that originated
In the LGBT community
Right
But it's moving into
The hetero world too
Yeah I guess it would be
More common in the LGBT community
Yeah
Because if both guys
Look the same
Or two girls
Yeah
Yeah Way easier to draw comparisons if you both guys look the same or two women look the same. Yeah, way easier to draw comparisons.
Totally.
Bro, you guys look identical.
But if you think about it, you'll have friends in your circle
who resemble each other, who are whatever gender.
You know, guys can look like girls, girls can look like guys.
Or you can just have similar facial features.
Features that make you look like brother and sister.
And whenever I see that, I'm like, bro, you are so attracted to yourself.
Is it like a narcissistic trait, do you think?
I think subconsciously it has to be.
You're like, I'm so hot.
What am I into?
Myself.
Me.
Yeah.
Me.
Like if I could, I would want to do me, but I can't.
So you look like me.
So I'll doppel bang someone else.
And it must be some kind of primal
thing where you go i agree with me totally so yeah there's got to be some science behind some
kind of psychological thing right in 1987 there was a study conducted by the university of michigan
that stated that this is a really weird study it said married couples begin to look like each other
after years of marriage so they start to morph into each other after years of marriage.
So they start to morph into each other.
Because you think about older couples that you know,
and it's even like they have similar gestures and similar mannerisms and similar speech patterns from spending so much time together.
That study got debunked in 2020 by Stanford University
because they said that the couples actually had similar facial features to begin with.
It's just that it became more obvious over time.
As they got older.
Because you took on more of each other's persona.
Yes, totally.
From living together, you know.
But there are entire Instagram accounts dedicated to the phenomenon of doppelbangers.
Oh, totally.
There's an account where you basically have to guess whether the couple are an actual couple
or whether it's like brother and sister.
Siblings or dating?
Yeah.
Yes.
So good.
Bree's been on it with her partner.
Really?
Yes, and I think they got siblings.
I think people said that Bree and her partner
looked more like siblings than a couple
because they don't tell you what it is.
They go, you have to guess.
Totally.
These are either brother and sister, sister and sister,
brother and brother, or they're dating
each other.
And as far as we
know, Bree and her
partner are not
related.
I mean, I haven't
done an Ancestry.com
investigation.
It's touch and go,
but I asked her,
but Bree said,
don't you dare.
She said, don't
you ruin this for me.
You're just like
plucking hairs of hers.
Taking her drink,
taking the swab off the rim of the glass.
I thought we could talk
to some people this afternoon
who can admit
that they look like
their partner.
Love it.
Or you don't,
maybe you don't believe it
but people tell you
all the time.
You're like,
you guys look
exactly the same.
You look related.
You have the same nose.
Yeah.
You have the same eyes.
People go,
people might go,
is this your brother?
Is this your sister? Is this your sister?
Is this your
Imagine if someone's like
Is this your mum?
And you're like
No that's my girlfriend
No that's my girlfriend
My wife of seven years
We have two children together
Rude to her
But thank you
For saying I look so young
Call us and tell us
What that's like
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If you just want to
Spell it out for us
We would love to get Some input on this this afternoon.
Do you and your partner look the same?
And what's life like?
Are you doppelbangers?
Yeah.
And have you checked that you're not related?
You introduced me to a new word for two people who look the same.
In a relationship.
In a relationship, who are dating.
Doppelbanger. Doppel who are dating are doppelbanger.
Doppelbanger. If you look like your partner, you're a doppelbanger.
Yeah. Because you're banging someone who looks like
you. I got it.
Am I a doppelbanger? No, not at all. I don't think you and Lucy
look at all alike. No, and you and Ryan
don't look alike. No, but I've always been attracted
to the polar opposite of me. You're like a
big bear, don't you? I do.
Big hairy bear.
You've got me all figured out.
But we want to talk to some people who live that life,
who have a partner that looks like them.
Did you realise it when you were getting together with them?
Or is it something that people have told you later into your relationship
and you're like, oh my God, you're so right.
I'm such a narcissist.
I'm literally dating myself.
Georgie's called up.
Kia ora, Georgie.
Hi. You had this in a relationship, yeah? I did. I'm literally dating myself. Georgie's called up. Kia ora Georgie. Hi.
You had this in a relationship, yeah?
I did. I did, yeah.
And was it one of those things that you knew immediately
or what happened?
Maybe like a little
bit but I was 15
and we dated for a little while
but this was like back in the emo
phase, you know. We both had
the same fringe. Yeah. Genuinely, we had this wicked side fringe in the emo phase, you know. We both had... The same fringe.
Yeah, genuinely.
We had this wicked side fringe, bleach blonde hair,
like spiked up with the kind of mullet,
sort of chick mullet on top.
Did you share liquid eyeliner as well?
No.
I mean, I went through a lot of liquid eyeliner.
I'm not going to lie.
I was that dedicated.
Your partner said you just weren't feeling the relationship.
They said, what's wrong?
And you're like, I'm not okay.
I loved Escape the Fate, man.
That was my jam.
Oh, how good.
Taking back Sunday?
Yeah, man.
All the way.
So what?
How did the relationship last?
Did you get out of your emo phase and realise you didn't look like each other anymore?
Nah, like, it was still while we were in it.
Everyone kept asking if we were brother and sister.
It got real awkward.
And I just thought, no, I can't do that.
So, yeah, we left it at that.
Oh, so you broke up with him because of that?
Yeah, it was weird.
It was real weird.
You know, too many people asking, oh, are you guys related?
And then we're holding hands in public and it's like, oh.
As an emo, though, you can write an entire album about that breakup.
Totally.
So you probably did the work.
Pretty sure I did.
Yeah, I kept a journal.
It's real dark.
It's real dark.
Thank you, Georgie.
That's very funny.
Have a great weekend.
Hope is here.
Hi, Hope.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good.
How are you?
Are you dating
someone that looks like you currently or is this
a previous relationship?
I'm married to her. Oh, wow.
You married your doppelbanger? Yeah.
I did.
We have the exact
same eyes and they're both
quite strange. We're really, really light blue
but this really dark blue
ring around the edge.
Okay.
And we now have a child, and we both constantly get all the time, oh, he definitely has your
eyes.
I thought you were going to say, we had a kid, and it's ginger.
Oh, well, no.
It was actually the joke the whole way along the pregnancy.
It was like, gosh, if he doesn't come out with blue eyes, Hope's in trouble.
Yeah, totally.
That's what I was going to say.
Did you know that the person you were marrying, or at least when you were back dating,
did you know that they looked like you?
Were you aware that you were dating someone who looked like you?
Kind of, but it definitely was highlighted once we had the baby,
and everyone was like, oh, he's definitely got your eyes.
Hope's definitely got your eyes.
Hope's definitely got your eyes.
Matt's definitely got your eyes.
It's like, we've got the same eyes.
So Maddie and I were talking about this primal thing where you go, I've definitely got your eyes. I've definitely got your eyes. Matt's definitely got your eyes. It's like, we've got the same eyes.
So do you... Literally.
So, Maddie and I were talking about this primal thing where you go,
you must be attracted to yourself in some way.
Do you believe that?
I don't know.
Are you...
No, come on, Hope.
You're looking at yourself going, I'm a 10 out of 10.
Oh, I'm definitely, yeah.
No, but it's actually quite funny too, Matt,
because when he was a baby, we used to call you Uncle Matt
because we weren't allowed out of bed until Uncle Matt was on the TV.
Oh, that is so cute.
And then you met him at the hot air balloons.
He was dressed as a tiny little bunny.
Oh, my God.
I know exactly who that is.
The cutest kid ever.
How's the eyes?
So blue. Because of the's the eyes? So blue.
Because of the eyes, right?
So blue.
Because of the blue eyes.
So cute, right?
Oh, thanks, Hope.
That's a great story.
Thank you for sharing.
We appreciate it.
Gemma's here as well.
Finally, Gemma, you and your wife are doppelbangers.
Yes, we are.
So, I mean, I guess we're both females.
We're about the same height, the same size.
We all have brown hair.
We tend to accidentally sometimes have similar fashions
or we share clothes, we tend to dye our hair at the same time,
that kind of stuff.
But one particular thing or memory is that we were in a hospital
at the start of last year, she'd just given birth to our son,
and doctors and nurses would come in and say,
oh, is it your twin here with you to support you through the birth?
Oh, your twin?
Oh!
I'm the other mum.
She does look a little bit like my sister, though.
Yeah.
Who knows?
What's her name, Gemma?
It's not Gemma, is it?
No.
Well, my name's actually Jenna.
Sorry.
My name's Jenna.
Jenna.
My name's Nicole.
Oh, yeah.
And her last name is Jenna as well.
Wait, wait, wait.
I was totally joking, but you guys do share a name.
Yeah, so I'm Jenna Jenna.
She's Nicole Jenna.
Oh, my God.
It's like a big old couple of.
That is a glitch in the matrix.
It is.
Amazing.
Hey, thanks for your call.
We appreciate it.
Cheers.
Bree and Clint.
What?
Something happened to me today.
Yeah.
I am emceeing an event in a couple of weeks.
Mm-hmm.
And I met with the company who I'm emceeing the event for.
Got it.
About a fortnight ago.
But they said, can we meet today on Zoom for a call?
Yes.
And we'll patch you in with also the event company.
The ones who are like staging the event.
Yes, who are running the event for us, the client.
And I was like, cool, sure, absolutely.
So they said, cool, jump on a Zoom call at 10
and we'll have a run through and a chat of how everything's going.
I jump on the call.
The first two people I see are the two people from the company
who I'd already met previously.
And I was like, hey guys, how's it going?
Had a quick chat, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then they said, can I please introduce you to the guy
from the event company who's going to be running the whole event?
And then up on the screen, the Zoom call pops my ex-boyfriend.
Ah!
Yeah.
That's so awkward because they go,
we're going to need to introduce you to so-and-so.
And you can't go, hi, nice to meet you.
Hi, so nice to meet you.
Exactly.
Or if you're going to,
you guys need to make eye contact real quick.
And go, we're not mentioning this at all.
Yeah, and psychically say to each other,
shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Well, I think I did a pretty good job of it.
How did, so okay.
So let's reenact it.
Okay.
So I'll put you through.
Matty, please welcome Graham.
Here's Graham.
He's running the event.
And I went, oh, my God, Graham.
Hi.
It's so nice to see you.
I haven't seen you in such a long time.
Oh, do you and Graham already know each other?
And I said, yeah, we know each other.
And then they said, oh, you go back a wee while, do you?
And I was like, yeah, we go back quite a while.
We go way back.
Oh, boy, do we go back.
How was, and I know we're using the pseudonym here, how was Graham?
Graham seemed fine.
I mean, clearly doing well in his career.
No, I mean, how did he behave?
Oh, right.
Graham was.
Not how did he behave? Oh, right. Graham was... No, how did he look?
He's like, hot.
I'm still getting, like, your hot flashes from this whole thing.
He was good.
He played it very cool, much like me.
I think we did pretty well.
Okay.
I don't think they would have gone,
oh, my God,
we've just busted two ex-boyfriends meeting up for the first time via Zoom
for about six years.
But it was definitely-
Six years.
Well, I've been with Ryan for five.
So was this your prior-
He was the before Ryan.
He was your last boyfriend
before the man you're about to marry.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you get through the meeting and you get through the meeting okay?
Fine.
And I really don't think there was any kind of indication from anyone else on the call
that, oh my God.
No, why would there be?
Totally.
Yeah.
I think we played a card.
Unless you started blushing profusely or something like that, which is a possibility on Zoom.
Totally.
You know? Yeah. And I'm known for going bright red at the best of times. Matty, why are you sweating? blushing profusely or something like that, which is a possibility on Zoom. Totally.
You know?
Yeah, and I'm known for going bright red at the best of times.
Matty, why are you sweating?
You're our MC.
Why are you getting so flustered?
Why are you drinking a glass of water with a shaky hand right now?
Why are you drinking Pinot Noir at 10 a.m. in the morning?
So you get through the Zoom call.
Have you and Graham touched base about it? No, and I have thought of
reaching out just to do a
nice to see you
just as a gesture of being like
I'm totally fine with it.
It's fine. We're fine.
Yeah. Because on one hand
you want to
embrace the awkwardness
and go that was weird.
But then you go what am I doing doing that
if it's not flirting or opening the door?
100%.
But on the flip side of it,
you're going to have to see him again at the event.
Oh yeah, he's running the event.
So you literally have to acknowledge it at some point.
I know.
You have to go, Graham, we used to date.
Yeah.
Unless he completely doesn't remember you
because he hasn't reached out either.
Unless he's wiped you from the memory banks.
Maybe you didn't leave as big an impression as you thought.
I didn't.
Orgies.
Bree and Clint.
Maddie and I will go head to head, guessing songs as quickly as we can, No hesitating. You only got one second. One second.
Maddie and I will go head to head, guessing songs as quickly as we can.
But you need to join our team and you need to play as well to win yourself some KFC this afternoon.
Artika has called up.
Kia ora, Artika.
Hey.
Whose team would you like to be on, mine or Maddie's?
I'll be team Clint today.
Team Clint.
All right, good.
I appreciate it because I am going to win.
I was going to say, on your head be it.
Well, Ross will be on your team then, Matty.
Hey, Ross.
Killed it.
We've got this, mate.
We've got this.
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
Anastasia runs the game.
Hi, Anastasia.
Hey, guys.
So we're about to play the One Second Song Challenge
where we'll play the start of a song.
The first person to buzz in with the correct title and artist
wins themselves and their team a point.
First to three wins like all our other games.
This week's theme is actually boy bands.
So that's a hint.
Perfect.
To make it a little bit easier.
My specialty.
And Matty is coming off a three-week winning streak.
Actually, that is true.
Has he won three weeks in a row? He's won every week he's been here. That is true. He won three weeks in a row.
He's won every week he's been here.
That is true.
I think we've got to do this, okay?
We're going to win it, right?
Yeah, we're taking them down.
We're taking them down.
All right, Maddie and Clint are going to play the first round.
Let's hear song number one.
Clint.
Oh, I have no idea.
Do you want to hear some more?
Yes, please.
Yeah, okay. Oh I have no idea Do you want to hear some more? Yes please You guys can't buzz in the town round
That is a disgrace
You guys don't know who that is?
Who is it?
It's the JoBros. Oh.
You guys have just shown your age, majorly.
All right.
Ross, I heard you buzzing.
Did you know that one?
Did you?
I sure did.
All right, guys. Okay, well, you'll get
your chance to shine
this round.
That is a demonstration
on how it's not done.
Your names are your buzzers.
Let's hear song number two.
Attica.
Yes, Attica.
What do we reckon?
Is it One Direction?
Yeah.
And is it
What Makes You Beautiful?
She's done it.
Yes, our team rules.
Well done, Artika.
I fear you've chosen all kind of Gen Z boy bands.
I thought, I've got this.
I've got this.
And I'm waiting for my...
Where's Blue?
Yeah, exactly.
Where's Five? I don't want this to be a hint, but those are coming. I've got this. And I'm waiting for my... Where's blue? Yeah, exactly.
Where's five?
I don't want this to be a hint, but those are coming.
Well done, Attica.
Boys, it's your turn.
Let's hear song number three.
Clint.
Clint.
Is it me?
Yes.
That's NSYNC and Bye Bye Bye. Ah.
Yes, Attica.
You're spoiling the game before we got a chance to play a song.
That was in sync.
Bye, bye, bye.
You need this.
We so need this.
This is do or die for you, Ross.
Ross, you've got this.
I can feel it.
Okay.
All right, guys.
Your names, your buzzers.
Let's hear song number four.
Ross.
What is it, Ross?
I want it that way, Backstreet Boys. Oh!
Well done.
Nice, Ross. We needed that.
Alright, well done.
So we're sitting at two points to Clint and Artika,
one to Maddie and Ross.
With that, let's hear song number five.
Maddie.
Oh, no, I know what it is now.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh, my God, I've hit a turn of life.
I'm so sorry, Ross.
Can I have a free guess? Yes. For the win? Yeah. BTS, no. Two. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Ross. Can I have a free guess?
Yes.
For the win?
Yeah.
BTS, Butter.
He's done it.
Artika, congratulations.
You and I just won you 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Yay.
Thank you.
Nice.
Good to finally defeat the evil Maddie.
Three wins in a row, that's not allowed, especially from a guest.
How rude of you.
Brie and Clint.
Time for Friday Oaky.
And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment.
Friday Oaky.
I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I last Friday Jams into today's Friday Okie.
From Britney Spears to Christina Aguilera.
It's a good link.
Yeah.
Yeah, they were the biggest
female artists in the world
at the time.
And for some reason
you've decided
that's reason enough
for you and I
to attempt to sing
a Christina Aguilera classic
this week.
And here's my issue
because I love Christina Aguilera.
She was my jam
when I was growing up.
And so I've spent a lot of time singing her songs.
But there's one thing singing it in the shower or singing it in the car
or singing along to her.
There's another thing entirely getting into a sound booth
and recording it yourself.
And having all the Christina stripped out.
Yes.
And all the Maddie amplified.
Well, luckily you've gone for a nice, easy Christina Aguilera song today.
Our Friday Oaky song for the day, as chosen by Maddie,
is this wee number that you may have heard of.
I need the biggest Christina Aguilera song of all time.
I wore my PVC leather outfit.
Did you do the same?
Yeah, I wore my arseless chaps.
Yeah, I bet you did.
Absolutely.
As the rules dictate, we've each spent 15 minutes
with a professional audio engineer.
And you're about to hear the results of that.
Matty hasn't heard his.
I haven't heard.
You haven't heard yours?
I haven't heard mine.
And as the person who set the song, you go first.
You need to hear both songs, and then we want you to pick the winner.
But here it comes.
This is Maddie McLean's Dirty for Friday Jams.
Ooh, I'm overdue.
Give me some room.
I'm coming through.
Paid my dues.
In the mood.
Me and the girls gonna shake the room.
DJ spinning. Show your hands. Let shake the room. DJ spinning, show
your hands. Let's get dirty.
That's my jam. I need that
to get me off. Sweating
till my clothes come off.
Gonna get rowdy. Gonna get a little
unruly. Get a
fight up in a hurry.
Wanna get dirty. It's about time
that it came to stop the
party. Sweat dripping over my body.
Takes a getting just a little naughty.
Wanna get dirty.
It's about time for my arrival.
Christina, you nasty.
Bit of red man in there.
Exactly.
Gotta slip that in.
When you came in after your session, you were defeated.
You were like, I hate this segment.
I hate that performance. What I said was I have a You were like, I hate this segment. I hate that performance.
What I said was I have a love-hate relationship with this segment.
And that speaks to my competitiveness and my love of Christina.
Because I got in there and I was like, I need to do this girl justice.
And do you feel like you did?
I hit the high notes better than I thought I was going to hit the high notes.
The falsetto back up to it. I thought it's better than I thought I was going to get the high notes. The falsetto back up to it.
I thought it was okay.
I thought you set the bar low in my mind for what it was going to sound like.
And I'm quite nervous to play mine.
I'm so excited to hear yours.
Because I'm all brawn and bravado when it comes to this segment.
But this is Christina fricking Aguilera.
Totally.
So how does my dirty sound?
You're about to find out at the same time as me.
Is this better or worse than Maddie's?
You're going to have to judge that.
Oh, let me hear you say.
Ooh, I'm overdue.
Give me some room.
I'm coming through.
Hate my dues.
I'm in the mood.
Me and my girls gonna shake the room.
DJ spinning.
Show your hands.
Let's get dirty.
That's my jam.
I need that, uh, to get me off.
Sweat until my clothes come off.
Gonna get roadie.
Gonna get a little unruly.
Wanna get caught up in a hurry.
Wanna get dirty.
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Doesn't even get a little nutty
Wanna get dirty
It's about time for my arrival
Yeah, I feel you.
There's a lot to do in 15 minutes.
Totally.
Did I go British? You did. There's a lot to do in 15 minutes. Totally. Did I go British?
You did.
That's my jar.
One of those, believe it or not,
one of those is the best Christina Aguilera cover.
And we need you guys to pick that winner.
So can we get five votes on 0800ZM?
Someone's already texted and said,
please, neither of you do that ever again.
Well, we won't if you promise to vote, okay?
0800 dial ZM.
Finish the week strong with us.
Who's the winner of Friday Oki this week?
Bree and Clint.
The Friday Oki.
Special Friday Oki today.
Maddie's shows on Christina Aguilera.
Just two dudes singing some Christina.
Some Xtina dirty.
Maddie's dirty
sounded like this.
Oh, sorry.
Maddie's dirty
sounded like this.
Wanna get dirty.
It's about time
that it came
to stop the party.
My dirty
sounded like this.
Gonna get
rowdy.
Gonna get
a little un-rowdy.
I love that we both went way up.
So high.
No right to be.
Yeah.
But we could have gone in there and gone,
Gonna get rowdy.
Get fired up in a hurry.
But there is no fun in that.
And you guys wouldn't vote on that.
But we need you to vote.
And so Laura has called up.
Oh, Lara.
Kia ora, Lara.
Hi.
Happy Friday.
What are your thoughts on our Christina covers?
Oh, definitely a bit shaky there, Matty.
It's a bit high.
Yeah.
But definitely clint this week.
Okay, fair enough.
I was pitch perfect, eh?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
We say that, Lara?
We say that?
Pam's here.
Hi, Pam.
Hi, guys. How did you feel about those Friday Okies? Were they top tier? We say that Lara We say that Pam's here Hi Pam Hi guys
How did you feel
About those Friday Okies
Were they top tier
Oh look
I thought you were
Both fantastic
But all the way Maddie
Oh thank you Pam
Wait wait wait
We love you Maddie
Why
What was it about Maddie's
That was so good
It was those high notes right
I think
I think he did hit
The high notes so well
Yeah okay Alright I loved it I loved it It was fantastic And we were both Definitely listening I think he did hit the high notes so well. Yeah, okay.
I loved it.
I loved it.
It was fantastic.
And we were both definitely listening to the same thing, Pam.
So thanks, Pam.
Have a great weekend.
Debbie's here.
Hi, Debbie.
Hey, how you doing?
What are you doing on the radio?
Oh, me?
Maybe.
Oh, I'm just having fun with my mate, Clint,
and singing some Christina Aguilera.
Why not?
Thank you for reminding me who you were with.
Debbie, who are you voting for?
I feel like I already know.
Who gets your vote for Friday?
The delicious one.
The totally delicious one.
Maddie.
Oh, thank you, Debbie.
Delicious, Dylan.
Delicious.
There you go.
Delicious.
See you on Monday at breakfast.
Will do. See you, Debbie. You're going to super fan in, Debbie. Thanks, Debs.. There you go. Delicious. See you on Monday at breakfast. Will do.
See you, Debbie.
You're a super fan.
And Debbie, thanks, Debs.
Have a great weekend.
Bye.
She doesn't want to hear that from me.
She only wants to talk to delicious Maddie.
Emily's here.
Hi, Emily.
Hi.
You going to vote in Friday Oaky for us this week?
Yes, I'm voting for Clint.
I feel like he put a really good, like, his own spin on it.
It was very unique.
You like my accidental British accent in there.
Was that it?
Yes.
That's my job.
Oh, well, thank you, Emily.
You've taken us to tie break.
One more vote from Alana.
Hi, Alana.
Hi, guys.
You guys did so well.
Well, thank you.
That was honestly the best.
I think that's my favorite Friday karaoke that I've heard so far.
I was smiling the whole drive.
Oh, we appreciate that.
It was amazing.
Look, you've got to pick a winner, Alana.
Who are you going for?
Was it me or was it Clint?
You were both amazing.
Clint, I loved your English spin on it,
but I think Maddie, it has to be you.
Well done, Maddie.
You've come off a loss, straight back into a win.
You're the winner of Friday Oki this week.
Want to get dirty?
It's about time that it came to stop the party.
Might have to replace Anaconda as your go-to karaoke song, right? You wait.
Am I wetting?
I'm performing Dirty by Christina Aguilera.
You should do it at the Stag Band.
Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday.
It'sth birthday.
We go through them and then we figure out which one is our favourite
and we play the best one out in full.
Usually, I've found that you and I are pretty much on the same page
when it comes to birthday bangers.
Yeah, largely.
We've had a few contentious ones. A couple, but
yeah. We have a process for that, though. Totally.
That's okay. Today we're going to do two
listeners, and then we're going to do your birthday banger as well.
Which is so exciting, because I listen to this segment all the
time. And you've never found out what your birthday
banger is? I've never found out what my birthday banger is. Okay, we'll do
Maddie's, but first, let's go to Grace.
Kia ora, Grace. Hi, guys.
Happy birthday. It's your birthday today.
Oh, thanks, guys.
What have you been doing, Grace?
Have you been having a nice birthday?
Yeah, I was at work all day,
but I wanted to call up on my birthday last year,
but I was having a fat cry at the time.
Oh, no.
It's only a birthday if you don't have a cry, right?
But what was last year's fat cry about?
Oh, like family stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not good.
Are you going to have one today?
Oh, I've had a few well-ups from like texts,
like my boyfriend texts me.
He's like, you're the light of my life, Alana.
I was like, oh.
Oh, that's so sweet.
I know.
You're the light of his life.
Yeah.
That's beautiful.
Okay, well, let's see if your birthday banger is an emo banger as well,
and we can get you to cry there.
What's your birthday, Grace?
Your year of birth?
11th of March, 1999.
All right, Grace, you were 16 on the 11th of March, 2015,
and this was the number one song.
And I'm about four or five seconds from wildin'
And we got three more days to fry Number one song.
It's not emo, but what do you reckon?
It's alright.
I like it, Grace.
I like it.
Three legends, Kanye, Rihanna and Paul McCartney.
Yeah.
I just love like upbeat songs, you know, on a Friday.
I know what you mean.
I know exactly what you mean. I know what you mean.
Well, we'll see if we can find one to play on your birthday at least.
Let's do one for Sarah.
Kia ora, Sarah.
Kia ora.
Happy birthday, Grace.
Happy birthday, Grace.
Yeah, that's nice.
How's your Friday going, Sarah?
It's not your birthday unless you have a little cry.
Exactly.
How's your Friday going, Sarah?
Well, I haven't had a cry.
Yeah.
So it's been good.
Success.
It's in the song, eh?
It's your birthday
and you can cry if you want to.
Exactly.
I'll make you cry if I want to.
This is the thing.
I'll make you cry if I want to.
Hey, Sarah,
when's your birthday?
I'm much older than her.
6th of October, 1987.
All right.
You were 16
on the 6th of October, 2003
and this was topping the chart
You're right, you're good, you understand
I just blanked and gave you my daughter's date of birth
Wait, when we did the math originally, did you give the right date of birth?
Yep
So what is your date of birth?
1687
1687, which makes you 6103
And this is your birthday
banger.
Banger, Sarah.
That's a good one. I'm happy with that. You like it?
Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Okay, cool.
Wait there. Got one more to do, and it's yours, Maddie.
I'm so excited. So what is your birthday?
The 29th of September
1986. So you were 16 on The 29th of September, 1986.
So you were 16 on the 29th of September, 2002,
which means this is your birthday banger.
Do you like this?
It's good.
I think it's great.
I definitely rocked out to this song.
It's got huge, the thing I like about it, it's got huge 2002 vibes.
100%. So, to me it's between Scribe and Complicated,
and not just saying this because you're here,
I think that I'm going to vote for Avril Lavigne and Complicated.
I'm actually going to go against myself
and vote for Scribe.
Are you?
Yeah.
Are you going to go against your own birthday?
I am.
I'm going to go for Scribe.
So, Anastasia, it's up to you.
I'm going to go for Scribe today.
I did not see that coming.
I'm genuinely surprised by that.
Scribe's good.
Scribe is good.
But, well, okay. Hey, Sarah, congratulations. You just won birthday banger. Thank you genuinely surprised by that. Scribe's good. Scribe is good. But wow, okay.
Hey Sarah, congratulations. You just won
birthday banger. Thank you. There we go.
That was the right choice. Scribe was definitely the best choice.
Well, it's three against one. I'll just
shut my mouth.
Here we go, everybody. Enjoy your birthday banger. Sarah,
happy Friday.
Brian Clem with Maddie.
Here's your birthday banger on ZM.
I'm ready to rock. Ready to roll. Ianger on ZM. It's the winner of birthday banger today
from Scribe,
a.k.a. the Dan Carter of rap,
a.k.a. Sonny Bill on the flow.
North Canterbury.
Hey, stand up.
Taking out Maddie's own birthday banger,
Avril Lavigne and Complicated.
Would have never have picked you to take the limelight off yourself.
It's so rare for me to do that.
Right?
Yeah.
Good song, though.
It is a good song.
Great album.
Apparently a great documentary about him on TVNZ On Demand, too.
I was...
Look, hip-hop, is it my thing?
Not necessarily.
I mean, I'm far more Avril Lavigne probably than I would be 50 Cent.
Yeah.
But there's something about Scribe.
Scribe's different, eh?
Yeah.
That doco is very raw and very honest.
Yes.
Next on the show, there is a new show on Netflix
which they're calling
the greatest hate watch of all time.
It's called Byron Bays
and Maddie has seen it.
Oh, you best believe
I've started watching it already.
Byron Bay
and people who still use the word bay
as in B-A-E
sounds like the most hate watch thing I could think of.
Totally.
You know exactly how this show's going to go
just from the title of it.
Maddie will review it for us after this.
Bree and Clint.
I got home today,
and my partner Ryan was having the day off,
so he was on the couch just Netflix and chilling by himself.
Oh, catwalk.
Yeah, okay. Have they got that kind of content on Netflix and chilling by himself. Okay.
Have they got that kind of content on Netflix?
So to speak.
So to speak.
And he was watching the show and I went, what is this?
And then he said, oh, it's this new reality show called
Byron Bays.
I've heard about this. And I went, Byron Bays,
Byron Bays, Byron Bays, why does that ring
a bell? And then I went, oh my god, I know
the show. Because I read a headline
today on stuff that says
a glorious hate watch.
Byron Bays is both
appalling and enthralling.
See, that's universal. The Herald
has described it as
Netflix's ultimate hate
watch.
You know? And I've only watched the trailer.
Have you seen any more than the trailer?
I sat down and watched an episode with him.
I mean, I know exactly where both of these people are coming from.
Yeah.
It is one of those terribly, terribly trashy reality shows.
Yeah.
Where you can't help but look away.
So you can't help but not look shows. Yeah. Where you can't help but look away.
So you can't help but not look away.
Yeah.
From what I can take
from the trailer,
it's a,
they've rented like
a luxury villa
in Byron Bay
and filled it with
the most vapid
100%
Instagrammers.
Yes.
And just gone,
how will these people clash?
Totally.
And the idea is like,
these are some of Australia's
biggest influences
and we are getting
an inside look into how their lives operate
as these amazing social media sensations.
Some of them are not major social media sensations.
And one of the biggest fights that I saw today
was because someone had claimed that one of the other influencers
had bought all of their followers.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, because about 60% of their followers have come from Turkey.
Right.
And they were going, hmm, do you have a big audience in Turkey?
Is that a big market for you?
They've gone and done the analytics on someone else's following.
So good.
Just the thought of doing that to somebody makes me go,
you are not the kind of person that I want to hang out with. No, but are
you the kind of person who I want to have an
insight into your life? Absolutely.
Are you interesting reality TV? Yeah.
Do you throw these outrageously
lavish mansion parties in
Byron Bay? Yes. Do I want to watch that?
100%. Alright. So you've
seen half an episode. Yeah. Will you
be continuing with Byron Bays?
Oh, you best believe I'll be finished this season by 10 o'clock tonight.
You're going to hate watch the whole thing.
Exactly.
Well, there you go.
There's one for you if you're into it.
It just doesn't do good things for Byron Bay.
Terrible things for Byron Bay.
Matty, I know you're engaged, but are you still on Tinder?
No.
That is how Ryan and I met though.
Did you guys Tinder?
Are you a Tinder love story?
We're a successful Tinder story, yeah.
Yeah, well, Bree's a successful Tinder story too.
There you go.
They're out there.
Think I'm allowed to share that.
Well, listen up Tinderers.
Tinderizers?
Tinder.
Tindies.
Yeah, Tindies.
Tindies.
Tindies. Yeah, Tindies. Tindies. Tinder will provide users with the opportunity
to run a background check on their matches going forward.
What?
Isn't this a good idea?
So in an attempt to offer more transparency
and information about whomever you're connecting with,
the program will now scour public records
and alert someone if their match has any prior arrests or convictions.
Oh, my God.
And let them know a little bit about the person that you're...
Because to be fair, you're going into an intimate situation with this person.
100%.
It's a one-on-one dinner.
It could be a date at their house.
You never know.
Totally.
You have a right to know what sort of person you're going to meet.
And also, often you are setting up a date with someone off an app
where really you don't necessarily at that point know enough about them
to be able to Google them.
No.
So you can't find out, oh my God, this person was arrested in like 2015 for whatever.
Plus you might feel like a bit of a stalker.
That too.
You might want to just let the romance blossom naturally.
But I mean if they're sitting on 15 priors
Exactly. You kind of want to know about it.
But it might not mean the end of the world.
It might not mean that you won't date them. You've just got the information
to go into the date with. You just won't hand them
your credit card to go and pay
for your share of the date with.
Good to know about their criminal convictions.
I wonder how far this
background check thing could go though.
Could Tinder tell you if the person has ever been an avid CrossFitter?
Other important information.
Do they lie?
Have they ever been a boy racer in their past?
Has the person that you're dating ever owned a Nissan Skyline?
Are they a fan of the Big Bang Theory
Facebook page?
Does the person
you're about to go on
a Tinder date,
have they ever paid money
to the app Farmville
or the Kim Kardashian app?
Remember that one
where you had to pay
for your outfits
on the Kim Kardashian app?
Oh, do I remember?
Did they ever say
something was fat
with a PH?
Non-ironically.
How deep into someone's past can we go with these background checks?
Starts bringing up old tweets or the Facebook memories.
What was their Facebook profile picture in 2008?
That's the Tinder feature that we really need,
so work on that one, guys.
Have you ever thought about those people who have a lotto
winning ticket
and they never check it
oh my god
like it sits in your
glove box
or it sits in your
wallet or whatever it is
and you actually only
have 12 months
to redeem these things
it's happened to me
occasionally where
I've gone to clean out
like a shelf
yeah
and I've gone
oh my god
there's a lotto ticket here
yeah
I might be a millionaire
right now
it intensifies it right
yeah
you're like this is an old one it must be a winner and then you now it intensifies it right yeah you're like this
is an old one it must be a winner and then you take it in and it's like not even a bonus no ticket
i have had experiences where i've like come across like a voucher in my wallet like a
10 mega coupon or something something whatever it is something that expires and it's expired by a
month and i'm like no i just lost out on a hundred dollars imagine if you lost out on hundreds of
thousands of dollars because you didn't check your time well a woman who carried a lotto ticket
around in her wallet for six months in palmy has finally checked the ticket and the ticket just won
her 250 000 for six months she was walking around with a quarter of a million dollars in her purse
And she had no idea
Imagine if she'd lost it
Imagine
Well it wouldn't matter because she would never know
No I know
That's the upside
Is ignorance is bliss in that situation
Totally
But imagine if she had lost it
And then somehow she knew what her numbers were
Or somehow she figured it out
Imagine losing
Like I know it's not the end of the world But can you Imagine losing. Like, I know it's not the end of the world,
but can you imagine losing that amount of money?
It's not the end of the world,
but you could do a lot with that kind of money.
Totally.
Yeah.
She said once she checked it,
I was a sweaty mess from doing the gardening
and almost didn't check my ticket
because all I wanted to do was get in and out as fast as I could.
But when I was leaving the store,
I saw someone at the lotto counter and thought,
oh, I might as well check an old lotto ticket while I'm here.
And Scanda and boom, bada-bing, bada-boom, $250,000.
Imagine that.
Because if you're someone that buys a lotto ticket
because you know there's a big draw on a Saturday
and then you go in the next day or the next week,
you know there's a chance you could win big.
But if you've just had it sitting around you're kind
of checking it as a cursory like oh i might as well yeah yeah might as well just do it yeah
that's why i use the app yeah because every time you use the app the app is like bro you've got a
ticket you haven't checked one of your tickets bro you should check your ticket and i'm like oh
fine i'll check my ticket and it's like you got one number bro yeah cool thanks for the notification
like next time
Maybe you could just
Check these for me
In the background
And not bother me
Next time
Actually now that
You've mentioned this
I do have a lot of
Tickets sitting on my
Bedside
Do you?
Yeah
You have to check it
I'm going to check it
Over the weekend
What if you're a millionaire?
Imagine
How much money do I get
For reminding you?
Five dollars
I'll buy you a beer
At the pub next week
You won't get a beer
for $5, bro.
Not sure if you know
what year this is,
but gas is $3 a litre.
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