ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint with Matty McLean Podcast – 14th March 2022

Episode Date: March 14, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast with Matty Budgeting Special. Where today we know the cost of living is too high, so today we're going to figure it out. Matty, what's your first piece of advice for getting your finances under control and surviving the cost of living crisis? Oh, just, you know, stop eating avocado on toast. Perfect. That's a great boomer answer. Ben, how do we tackle this cost of living crisis? What's your advice?

Don't think about it, just say it. I only buy three coffees a week instead of five. There you go. It's a 40% saving that Ben has just come up with. Anastasia, what's your cost of living solution? Sell your car and walk everywhere. Genius.

So good. Genius, especially when you need to go to another town or city. And mine, move back in with your parents. Or, you know the airlines, you know how they do those special memberships? Like here in New Zealand it's called a Kuru membership. You might be a Qantas lounge membership or like a United Airlines

President's lounge type thing the Lufthansa lounge whatever it is buy one of those because you know what they've got in there

showers free food and showers and showers and you stay there so live in the Kauru lounge like a terminal situation

no you can't live there so you need to also take more flights. Right. So you need to regularly start flying. That doesn't work. Does that even out? But the food is free. Does it come out in the wash?

No, but you're having to buy flights all the time and Uber to and from the airport. Yeah, but you wouldn't be paying for it. Well, you just said walk, so you could walk to the airport. That's good. You wouldn't be paying rent? Yeah. No. Or food or water constantly can i work from

christchurch because home is my christchurch is home for me uh yes you can thank you ben where do you want to live i'll just live in the lounge yeah that's good oh my god you've already moved to christchurch where do you want to go now i've just realized i'm moving to work Actually Now that we Is there a bed here All jokes aside This could actually be a thing All jokes aside Do we have everything

You need to survive here There's There's a sleeping bed You can sleep on Where Where's the bed It's in the wellness centre Whose office has got a bed in it

Huh It's a wellness centre Have we got a wellness centre No There's not a bed But it's a fold It's a A recliner chair That reclines right back Oh it's just a reclining chair Do we No back up the truck Do we have a wellness centre? No, there's not a bed, but it's a fold. It's a recliner chair that reclines right back.

Oh, it's just a reclining chair. No, back up the track. Do we have a wellness centre? It's called the wellness room. Sam Kipper-Gary uses it all the time. We have one at TVNZ. I've never known that. We have a wellness room at TVNZ.

Is it a whore room? A whore room? Excuse me, Anastasia. A whore room. A whore room. I donore room. Excuse me, Anastasia. A whore room. A whore room. I don't know. The Tere word.

It's not what you said. Yeah, yours is a very different kind of a room, Anastasia. Yeah. Also has a bed in it. No. What have you spelled there? Oh, that's visiting hours room. And I think we've figured it out. You can charge your phone at work.

You can shower at work. There's an oven here. I can cook dinner. There's an oven. You can cook dinner. It's got milk. There's free milk. Should I move in for a week? Into the whore room. No, the hard order room.

But it's not hard order. We're body positive here. Live in whatever room you want, okay? You decide what you want. Legitimately, there's a lot of savings to be had by marching off your workplace. It is correct. It's H-A-U-O-R-A. Babes, we've moved on.

Huh? We've moved on from that one. Yeah, I know, but I just wanted to say that I was right because I was right all jokes aside though god damn it's expensive to subrogate at the moment I feel like everything costs $150

no matter what you want to do, $150 you want to fill up your car, $150 well, if you have a car if you have a car, $150 takeaways have gotten more expensive, right? Oh, for sure. I swear the last, we ordered McDonald's the other night on Uber Eats. Yeah, I was going to say they put up 40 cents for every driver gets on them now.

Seriously? Yeah, I think it's about 40 cents. Oh, that's another one. Don't order on Uber Eats. Yeah, don't do that. Walk. Huh? Walk there and get your food.

I walked here. And then walk your food home and when it's when you get home the food is cold and you won't enjoy it and they'll make you not get takeaways you literally you make sure that you live within a 15 uh walking 15 minute walking circumference and you'll get it so your hang on your solution is move closer to town that's as expensive as my one live in the kuru lounge this is embarrassing. Ryan and I bought dinner on Uber Eats recently, semi-recently, and it was a new restaurant. It was like a fried chicken place.

Yum. So good. And I hadn't heard of it before, and so we ordered it. The guy went to pick up the Uber Eats, and I looked at the map, and it tells you where the guy's picking it up from. Literally around the corner from us. Silly. Silly. Did you feel like a lazy shit

so bad as you went up the door to receive your bucket of fried chicken yeah and he was on a bike so we had to bike and we live on the steepest

street in Auckland don't feel bad he would have loved that he gets the same delivery fee but he had to go bugger all distance true it's a good one for her

yeah true he's like you and what kind of guy you're doing a good thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Have you got our big announcement in the show? Podcasters, well, this will make sense to them.

Have you got the big? 60 seconds. No. Other one. Hot guy. Dog. 60 seconds. No, no, other one.

Mate, he's getting married. No, no, no, not that one. The other one. The movie guy. The car giveaway? Oh, my God. Yes, of course I do. Yeah, I do. You got him in there he's

in there yeah good this is we got some big news in the show huge news benedict cumberbatch listen up if you like your stars who look like otters that would be cute though benedict cumberbatch i interviewed him i love his name so much oh yeah you did i wanted to do them last year I love his name so much oh yeah you did I watched that I interviewed him last year because when he was in New Zealand he was really interesting filming the power of the dog he loves New Zealand

and Oh Amaru oh yeah that's right he was too busy we couldn't interview them oh I got him happens primetime TV baby enjoy the podcast

you deserve it you've earned it see you tomorrow bye You deserve it. You've earned it. See you tomorrow. Bye. Hey, good afternoon. Oh, my God. I'm so rude. You got it?

Matt, Ben, can we get a new intro made where Maddie's name comes first, please? Or just faster. With Maddie McClain. Yeah, yeah. Something like that. Please. You gotm. With Maddie McLean. Yeah, yeah, something like that. Please. Really, this is your fault. Really, you should sort this out.

I'll sort it if you admit it's your fault. It's partly my fault. Also, by the way, I'm just looking around. I can't see an ice-cold box of Heineken anywhere for me. There was a bet made between Ben and myself last week at Ben's request. What was the bet? Chiefs versus Crusaders, our yearly bet. Ben the Crusaders fan, me the Chiefs fan.

Did the Chiefs win? Did the Chiefs win? The Chiefs won in the last few minutes, yeah. They played really well. I just don't see my Heineken anywhere. Did you watch the game? I saw the score. Don't turn this on me, man.

Pay up. Yeah, your Heineken zeros will be here tomorrow. No, not Heineken zeros. Heineken full string. I could do. Pay up. Yeah, your Heineken Zeros will be here tomorrow. No, not Heineken Zeros. Heineken full string. I could do with a beer. Yeah, right? Yeah, me too. I could do with 24.

Thank you, Ben. Today on the show, all the usuals. Tradiverse Ladies coming up soon. You're going to have to wait 10 minutes for it today. Also, The Secret Sound has launched. If you haven't heard it yet, we'll make an effort to play it for you before four o'clock so you can get a guess in your mind.

Plus, we're giving away a car today. That's right. We're giving away a brand new Honda Jazz. So exciting. It's a huge day here on the show. So hopefully you can join us for the whole afternoon. Next though, we've been teasing something all weekend. There's been videos.

There's been social media posts. There's been trailers playing on ZM social media posts, there's been trailers playing on ZM. Our biggest news on this show ever. Bigger than giving away a car. What is it? And is it build-ups

or is it actually goods? Oh no, it's good. We're going to try and get Bree on the show next from wherever she is in her secret location at the moment. It's that big.

And we'll reveal our secret news to you in two songs. Give us two songs and then all will be revealed. Okay, I promise all will be revealed. That's how big it is. We'll do it after the Kid Leroy and Justin Bieber on ZM. Brian Clint with Matty.

I do the same thing. Brian Clint. All weekend we've been teasing our biggest news ever. And people say this, eh? Totally. They always do this. And then it's like, we're giving you 20% discount off linen. No, but this is actually huge.

For this show especially. For this show and for people who have listened to this show, what I like to call them long sufferers of this show. If you've been with us since the start. Totally. Or at least a few years, you'll get why this is a big deal. Look, I'm just going to play this. This is our big news.

Three long years in the making. This is bulls**t. I don't believe it. Is it? Now, finally. Holy s**t. Finally. Bree is going to meet the Channing Tatum.

What the hell is going on? This is no joke as well. This is not some kind of tease where it's like a cardboard cutout. There's no Channing Tatum impersonator coming on the phone. The real Channing Tatum face-to-face with Brie and me. I'm there too. I've never felt like more of a third wheel than in this situation. I really wish Brie was here to launch this with us,

but she's away filming at the moment. She will be back very soon. And when we play this interview to you on Monday, she's going to zoom in for a special edition of the show to relive the whole thing. What a huge moment. To paint the picture for you, Channing is promoting his new movie, Dog, at the moment,

which is great. I've seen it. Don't watch it if you're feeling a bit emotional because it really tugs on the heartstrings. It's about a dog. It's about a man and his dog. A good cry in a cinema goes a long way sometimes. We got an email to say you guys want to talk to Channing Tatum?

Ben quickly hid that from Brie. We organised an interview with Channing Tatum over Zoom and told Brie nothing about it. She was wheeled into the studio in a blindfold in front of Channing Tatum and have a listen to this. The moment the two of them were finally put together. What's up, man?

Here we are. How's your mom? Because if you don't know why that's important, Channing Tatum just started following Brie out of the blue four years ago. And since then, we've been doing everything we can to try and get hold of him. We flew to LA to try and get hold of him. We flew to LA to try and check him down. It didn't go so well.

Didn't go so well. No. But finally, after all of this time, Brie gets to chat to him. She asks Channing Tatum, and this is a, I can't believe she actually did it. She asked Channing why he left her on read.

And he admits to the exact reason why she didn't get a response and whether he saw her message or not. We're going to find out once and for all. It's to promote the new movie Dog, which you can win a double pass to if you text us DOG, D-O-G, to 9696. You could win yourself two free tickets to go and see Channing in that movie, and he'll be on the show with us this coming Monday.

Thanks for telling everyone how to spell dog, by the way. You'd be surprised, Phil. You'd be surprised at the variations of the simplest words we get texted. You spell dog. D-A-W-G. See? Let's get into it, shall we?

A fresh week of Tradie versus Lady. Let me just do a little bit of maths. Somebody here, somebody there, somebody here. The ladies could win every game this week and still not take the lead. It would still be 18 games to 19. That's some fast maths. But it has to start somewhere, right? Totally.

Come on, ladies. You've got to claw it back. I feel like this is the week for them to claw it back. It's Lady Week? Yeah. This is Lady Week. Lady Week's it back. It's lady week? Yeah. This is lady week. Lady week's a different thing, eh? Leave me alone.

It's lady week. Let's meet our lady. She's from Invis. She's 26 years old and she has a dog named Oscar. Kia ora, Michaela. Hi, how's it going? What kind of dog is it? He's a foxy.

Oh, cute. Okay, we've lost our tradie, guys. We're going to have to try and urgently get him back while we make small talk with Michaela. Is it lady week, Michaela? Are you guys going to take it out this week? Oh, I hope so, but no pressure. No pressure. But I feel like you're the one to do it for us, Michaela.

Oh, well, I've already got a head start if the tradie's swimming across the coast. Exactly. If the tradie's not back in 20 seconds, you get the win by default. Oh, yay. He's running scared, Michaela. It could be a win for me this week then. He's dropped his phone in the on-site port-a-loo. I think that might be the issue.

Oh, no. Michaela, how's things in Invercargill? Doing all right? Oh, no, pretty good. It's shining, so I can't complain. And I've got the day off today, so it's even better. Beautiful. We've found a tradie for you to take on.

His name is Producer Ben, and his trade is radio. Okay, Michaela? Okay, perfect. Here we go. Good luck. $50 thanks to KFC on the line. All right, question number one. Tom Brady has announced his return to sport just 40 days after he announced his retirement.

What American sport does Tom Brady play? Ben. Tradie. Yes, Ben. I don't know. NFL. Correct. Well done.

One point to the tradies. Question number two. Fruit and veggie prices have jumped by 17% in this country. Name a fruit. Lady. Yes, Michaela. I feel like Ben might have given you a bit of leeway there, but yeah, give us a fruit.

I was waiting for more of the question. Orange. Good fruit. Great fruit. I'm making it easy on you, Michaela. All right, question number three. Barack Obama has tested positive for COVID-19. What was his job?

Ladies. That wasn't the question, but let's go with it. Michaela? President. Got it. Question number four. The Invercargill nurse who saved the life of Boris Johnson during the first COVID wave in 2020

has arrived back in the country. Which country is Boris Johnson the Prime Minister of? Trady. Yes, Ben. United Kingdom. Well done. We've levelled the scores. Oh, good.

Question number five. This could be it, right? Yeah. TV presenter Hayley Holt has announced she's pregnant. She's competed on two reality TV shows in New Zealand. Name one of them. At this stage, I'd just name a reality TV show if I were you, Michaela. I don't know any of them.

In New Zealand. There's one that involves dance moves. Or it was cake last year. No, we're going to buzz you out there. She was on Dancing with the Stars. She was on Dancing with the Stars. Yep. And Celebrity Treasure Island.

Celebrity Treasure Island, yeah. She won Celebrity Treasure Island. Okay, back to the final question. Here we go. Okay. One of the country's petrol company bosses has said prices are expected to keep bloody surging. Name a New Zealand petrol station brand.

Lady. Yes, Michaela. BC. She's done it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Michaela, against all odds, you've taken out a win for the ladies. Congratulations.

Oh, thank you. And thank you for giving me a chance, Ben. I feel like, yeah. No, no, no. No, you earned that. That was all you. That was all you. That was all you. There's 50 bucks coming to you thanks to KFC.

Well done, Michaela. Mine now, too. Hey, big night for you. To that tonight? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your new show starts.

Yeah. 60 seconds. Yeah. I'm excited. My new show starts. Yeah. 60 seconds. Yeah, I'm excited. My mum's taken some screenshots. I bet. And posted them on Facebook, which is lovely. That's such a mum thing to do. Mum's always got my back in that department.

She's a one-woman marketing team, my mum. Totally. So if the ratings aren't high, then who knows why, because your mum's been doing all the work. Don't blame mum, okay? Exactly. Because she's harshly. Yeah.

And so you were, this morning, you were wheeled out on the publicity train. Yeah, I did a round of interviews this morning. You were everywhere. Talked to Tony Street on Coast. Great. Talked to Jono and Ben on The Hits. Perfect.

Talked to Fletch Vaughan and Hayley on ZM. Yep. There's one other that I did. Oh, yeah. You came on Breakfast. That's right. Yeah. I did an interview with you.

I invited you into my house this morning. Yep. Into your fuddy. You came on breakfast. That's right. I did an interview with you. I invited you into my house this morning. Yeah. Into your fadde. My fadde. The other hosts will not love that I called it mine.

Yeah, you came on breakfast for a hard-hitting interview. Yeah, I felt like the Prime Minister about to get grilled on tax. But on Friday

we thought we'd have some fun because we found out on Friday that you were going to come in and so I said on this show on Friday that what we'd have some fun because we found out on Friday that you were going to come in. And so I said on this show on Friday that what we should do is we should crowdsource three words that you have to drop into your interview this morning. As if I wasn't nervous enough about going on TV. Live TV.

Let's do an interview about this. You decided to make it a bit harder. Absolutely. So we gave you three words. I came up with two of them, which upon reflection were probably reasonably easy. I gave you pony. Yep.

Sparkles. Yes. And then we crowdsourced the third from the text machine. And I went hard because I thought I'd given you an easy ride. It has to be a challenge, right? So we went with squirt. And I was so fascinated to see if you could do it. And if you could do it, how you were going to do it.

Two things. This is the national broadcast that we're talking about. Totally. It's TVNZ, okay? It's not some YouTube channel. Yeah, we don't normally say Squirt on breakfast. Second of all, it's your show. Totally.

Like, do you want that kind of profanity broadcast? Please. Happily. Really? Happily. As long as someone else is saying it, you're happy. Spice it up a little bit. But we gave it a go.

You did. You gave it your best shot. So let's have a listen, shall we, and see how it went this morning on The Kiss. That's right. You've got 60 seconds to bring as many sparkles to your performance as you can. You need to be a real show pony within that 60 seconds. Right. What kind of money are people bidding? Because obviously

that's the big thing for the scouts, right? They've got a limited pool, so you don't want to blow all your money on one person right away. No, you can't squirt all of your cash on one person straight away. They have to budget it throughout the competition. Such a tenuous look. I think that's a win.

You can't squirt all your money. I hope we've got the footage because Matty's face, he's a consummate professional and like a pure journalist, but even his lip started to quiver. I had to squirt your cash. I had to bite the inside of my cheek to stop myself from laughing. But is that a win? It's a win.

I mean, you did it. It's a win, yeah. Yeah, congratulations. Possibly the first and last time someone will say squirt on breakfast television. Possibly the first and last time I'm going to be invited on to breakfast television. Show starts tonight at 7.30, by the way, 60 seconds.

Very exciting. I'm going to be watching. Squirt you later. Squirt you. Bree and Clint. Please, by the way, 60 seconds. Very exciting. I'm going to be watching. Squirt you later. Yeah, squirt you. Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the show, friend of the show and Snapchat dude, it's Tom Sainsbury. Hi, Thomas.

I love the crowd poking for me. Yeah, we brought them in for you. Yeah, we crowdsourced the crowd. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, how are you going? You can give them their pre-fee cards and they can go now. Exactly. Yeah, they've done their job. They've done their job. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Yeah. How are you going? You can give them their pre-cards and they can go now. Exactly.

They've done their job. They've done their job. Thanks, guys. Thank you so much. That's actually only two people. Tom's here because he is part of a set of auctions that are going up at the moment called To Tonga With Love, fundraising for UNICEF to support the people of Tonga after the tsunami. God, there's been a lot of shit things happen this year.

And the tsunami seems like a while ago, but it's important not to forget about that, right, Tom? You have got it. Exactly. And there's still stuff like, there's still all that ash to kind of clean up and deal with, all the hygiene and stuff. Yeah, definitely.

So what's up for grabs at the moment, alongside a bunch of other things, is a personalised Snapchat message from the Tom Sainsbury. The bid's currently at $100, which I think is a bargain. What do we get in a personalised Snapchat message from Tom Sainsbury? Look, you can ask me for anything you want, except for maybe nudity. Although not out of the question?

Tasteful nudity, sure. But it's for Tonga. That is for Tonga. You're right. Okay, any nudity, sure. But it's for Tonga. That is for Tonga. You're right. Okay, any nudity. Not tasteful as well. Thank you. And like,

could people pick their favourite character? Because people will have their favourite Snapchat characters of yours, Tom. Of course. People can ask me for anything.

I'm doing it for Tonga. Yeah, absolutely. Would you invent a character for me? Because I'm not sure if you have like a, like have you got a Maddie McLean?

Could I pay some money for you to do a Maddie McLean? Could I pay some money for you to do a Maddie Snapchat impersonation? A hundred percent. I just need to get full kind of forest, a full forest green outfit.

Yes. Yeah, you need a block colour. I need one block colour, you're right. Maddie's colour du jour. Exactly. Yeah.

I'm just looking at the other things that are up for auction because you're on there and you're the main attraction, obviously. That's why we're talking to you. But there's other things. There's a full $30,000 solar energy kit that you can have installed on your house.

Yeah, I think it's crazy. It's amazing. There's a costume from the latest Spider-Man film. There's all kinds of things up for grabs. And that was only for three. That's reserve mess at $330. That's amazing. It's a good jumpsuit. It's an amazing jumpsuit. It's super cute and it was worn by Marissa

Tomei who's like a superstar. Wow. Yeah. So to get their hands on it is incredible. Yeah. If you want to get amongst us, you could bid on Tom, you could bid on dinner at a fancy Auckland restaurant. There's all kinds of things up for grabs.

Head over to Facebook and, sorry, head over to Trade Me and type in To Tonga With Love and find the auctions. How much money are you hoping to get, Tom? How much do you think a Snapchat message from you is worth? Probably a million. Yeah, that seems about right. Yeah, that seems fair. But it's tax deductible, right?

It's tax deductible. And it's for charity. And it's for charity. Exactly. That's Tom Sainsbury. Thanks, Tom. Good to talk to you. Thank you so much.

The crowd's back. Thought we got rid of you guys. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Pete Davidson has entered the conversation with Kanye West. He certainly has. He did it privately and it's now very, very public when the screenshots between Kanye West and Pete Davidson

have been published everywhere by one of the guys who is a writer on SNL. So let me set the scene for you. Pete Davidson texts Kanye, like, you know, he was like, look, it's time for you to grow up. Kim is an amazing mom. And then they, you know, obviously have a little back and forth. And Pete's like, look, I'm going to be in L.A. for the day. If you want to stop being a little beep, beep, beep.

Anyway, what was hilarious, right, because Pete is obviously absolutely hysterical. He actually, Kanye, in one of the texts wrote, where are you? And Pete sent a photo in bed saying, I'm in bed with your wife. And it was a picture of Pete in bed with the covers up

doing a little peace sign. So the screenshots have gone everywhere. Pete is definitely, well, he's, you know, same humor he always has. He's kind of like egging him on a little bit.

The point of Pete was like, let's meet. I'm going to be in LA. This is just ridiculous. And Kanye just kept it going. One thing Pete said, though, in text, and I thought this was so good. He said, where is it?

He said, you are, every day, you are ruining your own legacy. That's not the exact word. That's basically what he meant. Good point. If you're a Kanye fan like I am from way back, you'll agree, it's super embarrassing what Kanye's doing on social media. He addressed it in a really good way because he came to him on

his level and he said, bro, I battle with mental health issues too. We can get you help and trust me, once you get help, you will feel so much better. He's trying to meet him where he is, right? While also sending him selfies of him in bed with his wife. Yeah, typical Pete.

Yeah, there's a lot of levels and a lot of layers to the text conversation. But ultimately, I think Pete's just actually trying to do the right thing. He's trying to say, like, let's cut this shit. Let's just actually meet up man to man and sort this. When Pete Davidson looks like the adult in the conversation, you know it's probably time to move on, right? It's probably time to sort it out. There you go.

That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. There is a British woman who finds fruit and vegetables so unappealing she hasn't eaten any in 22 years. None. Nothing. No fruit, no vegetables in 22 years. None. Nothing. No fruit, no vegetables in 22 years. What do you eat instead? She's only 25.

Wow. So when she turned three, she was like, uh-uh. I'm done. I'm done. Out of my face, mum and dad. In fairness, my sister, when she was about that age, said no to fruit. Really? Yeah, just decided one day she hated it and could not force feed it to her.

I can get kids not liking veggies, but fruit. I know. And it was only two years ago that she started eating it again. What brought her around? She was living in the UK, tested positive for COVID,

was in isolation with her flatmates and as like a, we need to do something to pass the time, the friend said, I think the friend said, I'll give you some money to eat this blueberry. Right. She ate the blueberry and was like, oh, actually, I don't mind this.

Wow. And now she's slowly introduced fruit back into her diet. I say, wow, it's a frigging blueberry. I know. Eat the blueberry. I'd be like $2 a blueberry. Totally. And then just eat the whole bag of frozen blueberries.

Plus blueberries, yum. But if she had a phobia of fruit, she had a phobia of fruit. I say that as a person who has a phobia of fruit. Not eating it, just being around it freaks me out. But Summer Munro is 25 and she suffers from avoidant restrictive food intake disorder, which interestingly the acronym for is AFRAID. This sounds so made up. Is it real?

It's real. The thought of eating fruit and vegetables is so sickening for her that even just being like the idea of eating a single banana will make her gag. And if you put fruit or vegetables near her, she'll throw up. The only food that doesn't prompt a violent reaction from Summer, chicken nugget, fries, and potato chips.

Fries and potato, oh, she's in the UK. So, hot chips and chips. This just sounds like a ploy

that some kid made to just be fed chicken nuggets. She's like, it's a phobia, I can't, all I can eat is chicken nuggets.

And I get it for a kid, but for a 25 year old woman Her grandfather She's made the news Because her grandfather Has gone public And said this has to end He offered her $2,000

To eat one pea Just one pea A single pea for two grand And peas are so inoffensive as well You can just swallow a pea Totally And they don't really taste like anything. No.

And she said, to the $2,000 from granddad, she said, nah, bold. She won't do it. She won't do it. That is bold. This is what her typical day of eating looks like.

No breakfast, a bag of potato chips for lunch, and then every night she has six to eight chicken nuggets with hot chips. That's her entire meal plan. She's been to therapy twice, and she's also tried hypnotherapy.

Nothing. She's had blood tests done to see if she's okay, and the blood tests say that she's largely fine. She's got one of those Donald Trump-like constitutions where, you know, he eats crap, but they reckon he'll live until he's 90. There is so many chicken nuggets you could buy. Imagine how many chicken nuggets you could get with two grand.

Well, that's a good point too. I think everything, how many chicken nuggets she has to buy a week, like five dozen to get through the week. She's got it and you might have it too. Avoidant restrictive food intake disorder. What we want to know this afternoon, do you not eat veggies? Like are you an adult who has managed to get away with not eating veggies?

You hate them, they're yuck, they make you sick. And we're not just talking a single veggie. No, I'm not talking Brussels sprouts. I'm talking the category of vegetables. Are you an adult who has all the freedom to feed yourself these days and you've gone, screw it, I'm going to live off wedges? You know, that's my diet. That's what I like. To be fair,

that's what you and I lived off in our university days. Yeah, and you've seen the photos of us. Did not go well. Call us on 0800 dial ZM. We can keep you anonymous. If you don't want to put your name to this, that's fine, but we just love to talk to you about what your diet and what

your lifestyle is like. Do you not eat veggies? Do you not eat fruit? You can text us on 9696 as well. If you've got kids, maybe you don't want them to hear this because there's now a word for not liking your vegetables. It's avoidant restrictive food intake disorder. So if your 10-year-old turns around to you tonight and goes,

Mom, I won't be eating my broccoli tonight. I have avoidant restrictive food intake disorder. And you will not push me on this mum. We cannot be held responsible for introducing this term into your children's lives. No blame Summer Munro. She's

25 and she hasn't had a vegetable or a piece of fruit in 22 years. Her grandad offered her two grand to eat one pea and she said, get out of here, granddad. She said she doesn't eat breakfast. She eats chips like a packet of potato chips for lunch. Bag of chippies for lunch. And then hot chips and chicken nuggets for dinner.

I mean, yum dinner. I mean, good time. Yum dinner. Good time. Not every day, though. No. I couldn't do it every day. I would feel terrible. Yeah. She feels time. Not every day, though. No. I couldn't do it every day. I would feel terrible.

Yeah. She feels good. She says she's healthy-ass. Do we want to know, do you not eat veggies? Someone texts us and said, my mate is 25 and the only veggie he eats is carrots. Why carrots? No, because they just don't really, if you like boil them, they really don't taste like much at all.

Oh, boiled carrots. Yeah. Someone texted in a really good question. They said, would this person, Summer I assume, eat carrot cake or banana cake? I bet you they wouldn't. But you can't even taste it. I bet you they wouldn't. Because they know that it's in there.

Absolutely. Because it's such a mental thing for them. Would you eat banana flavoured lollies? No. Would you drink banana milk? No. Wow, that's bizarre. We've got some calls on this.

Kaylee's with us. Kia ora, Kaylee. Hi, Manny. How are milk? No. Wow, that's bizarre. We've got some calls on this. Kaylee's with us. Kia ora, Kaylee. Hi, Manny. How are you? Good. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you?

Great. Thank you for asking. Do you not eat any fruit or veggies? I eat the occasional, but only if it's in a pie. Okay. Okay, so it's going to be cooked up and covered in sauce and gravy for you. Oh, definitely. There's no other way. So what happens if up and covered in sauce and gravy for you. Oh, definitely. There's no other way.

So what happens if, say, we made a meal for you tonight? If we did like a steak and some veggies with some carrots, what would happen? I guess it's pretty much the same thing if you smother it in gravy. Yeah, right. Or tomato sauce or something like that. You were similar to this text you got. They said, I'm 29.

I haven't had fruit or veggies since I was four years old. I have steak, chips, and garlic bread every night. The amazing part is that I'm actually slim, fit, and healthy. Are you healthy, Kayleigh? I'd like to think so, but probably not. Well, not if you're smothering everything in gravy. I mean, good time, though. Yeah, good.

All right, well, you're the boss of you, Kayleigh, so good stuff. Keep going. Yvette is here. Hi, Y time, though. Yeah, good. All right, well, you're the boss of UK, Lisa. Good stuff. Keep going. Yvette is here. Hi, Yvette. Hi. You haven't had a piece of fruit since you were 15. No, I haven't.

Wow. What happened when you were 15? So when I was 15, I was on a trip to Palmerston North with my parents, and they forced me to eat a pear so that on the way home, I could have an ice cream that bulged. Right, so you've got post-traumatic pear disorder. Yeah, kind of. And so then it just snowballed into you will not eat any fruit.

No fruit at all. What about summertime when it's strawberry season? I know, I can't, I just, I can't do it. It's probably time that I started to try again. You've got to, Yvette. Well, you can help us answer this question then. Would you eat carrot cake or banana cake? Yeah, yeah, I do eat banana cake, but I don't eat banana lollies and banana milk

and stuff like that that you talked about before. What about an apple crumble where there's like bits of apple in there? No. Wow. Really? What if we got you in here and we paid you $2,000 to eat a whole pear? Would you do it?

I'd do it for $2,000 for sure. Well, we don't have $2,000. We're not off hypothetical, but yeah, good to know. All right, Yvette, well, kia kaha, I guess. Yeah, thanks. Someone's made a good point.

Someone said the chips are potatoes. Oh, my God. Yeah, so she does eat veggies. No one tells Summer that. She'll never be able to eat anything except chicken nuggets. One of her two major food groups. Kia ora, I'm Simon Pound, and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but.

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think it'll be alan's cup of tea but you i reckon will love it gone by lunchtime grab one now wherever you get your podcasts how involved were you in your wedding planning? How involved do you think I was? Not at all. Ah, excuse me. I tried to be involved a lot. And were told what? No, thank you. Just tune up on the day. Look, I'll give you my real advice. I learned very early that if my wife-to-be

bought me an idea for the wedding, that she had already gone through a meticulous process of weighing up the pros and cons, the costing, and she'd decided that she really wanted it. And when she suggested this thing to me, like it was done, I shouldn't then go,

that's a good idea. Let me go away and see if I can find a cheaper one. Right. You know? Yeah. Just go, if she's bought you something

or they've bought you something, just go, love it. Yeah. So she brought you an idea. It wasn't an idea. It was a a this is happening no she doesn't operate like that she's very

my wife is very good and she sort of just wanted to know if I hated it right and if I really hated it then I'd go oh I can't have that

but there's nothing no she's got very good taste well it's just a funny because obviously I'm planning a wedding and so we're deep in the throes of figuring out what we want

and what we don't want but it's got it's so overwhelming and I keep thinking back to all the weddings that I've been to and thinking is there anything I've seen that I love the sound of or are there things that they did that I was like never I would never have that at my wedding

It's good to have these conversations because once your wedding is over and I've said this to you, you have this real sad feeling of damn I'm never going to get to throw that kind of party again. Or hopefully. Some people throw a few of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very expensive though.

You know, so you've got to put in the work to get it right. Yeah. The thing is, I'm very agreeable. My partner is very particular. Yeah, particular. He knows what he wants. But I thought, well. Which is actually helpful, by the way. Absolutely.

It means someone is decisive. Totally. So long as he's willing to say no to something, then at least you've got a decider in the group. Totally. And I know what I like and what I don't like. It's just easy when someone in the relationship is the one to kind of make the call. Yeah, totally. Yeah. And that's not me. Me either.

I know my place. But I thought, well, I'll put it out to people on my social media because, you know, people do collect ideas over the years whenever they go to a wedding of things that they're like, I can't believe I've never thought of that or that was such a good idea. I want to have one of those. I want to have one of those.

So I put it on Instagram last night and said, what have you seen at a wedding that you've absolutely loved? I love this. There were some and said, what have you seen at a wedding that you've absolutely loved? I love this. There were some fantastic suggestions, some really awesome ideas. Lots of people said Mr. Whippy. We have Mr. Whippy at ours. So good.

And you know what? If you get a Mr. Whippy truck to pull up at your wedding, it's a great surprise for everybody. Totally. And you don't need a cake. And no one's going to say that's a terrible idea. Yeah. Everyone's going to love it.

And as an idea for you, I think it cost $500 and that was everything. That was unlimited ice cream. Well, your dad ate about 400 of those. He got how money's worth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some really, it's really simple ideas like putting little things in the bathroom so that people can freshen up, you know, deodorant or cologne. Yeah, just products.

Especially if it's a summer wedding. Totally. And the boys have been heavy on the beers. Oh, God. I mean, I'll definitely need that because I sweat like anything. Yeah, good. Some interesting suggestions.

Okay. Yeah. Someone said, have it underwater. What? Yeah, they said they went to a wedding where the bride and groom got married like a... Like at Kelly Tarleton's. Scuba diving.

How did the guests see anything? I have no idea. I didn't get that deep. Did you have to get your paddy licence to attend the wedding? Yeah, you had to spend six months doing an open water course before you could... If you love us, you'll do it. There was a suggestion of a bouncy castle,

which, interesting. I wasn't opposed to it. I've been on a drunk bouncy castle before. We had a bouncy castle that Vaughan Stagg do. And? Injuries. Yeah. Just be aware.

Drunk people in bouncy castles don't actually mix. There was some ideas that I thought could be interesting for the two of us. Someone said we wrote each other's vows. Oh, that's lovely. Yeah. Also a good way to stitch the other person up. Totally, and I know how it would go

because I'll write something really sentimental for Ryan, and Ryan will say something absolutely smart-ass for me. Ryan's will be, let's get this over with. I do. Yeah, exactly. Which has basically been his motto the entire planning

that we've done so far. Some really cheesy ones, a sand ceremony where you pour like sand into a vase. Oh, yeah. Not for us. The most interesting suggestion that I had about three times which tells me

this is more common than I've ever heard of or seen a tattoo part a booth I saw you post this

so if you had a tattoo artist at the wedding would you like responsibly feel like you need to close it

at a certain hour? Definitely. Because drunk tattoos, like the want for tattoos will go up. There's an intersecting graph. Like it'll peak at the most drunk part of the evening. So would you close it? Or would you go, it's your wedding, you go, screw it. I want you to get a tattoo at my wedding.

I think screw it. Because the next day, you know the barbecue that everyone does the next day? Imagine people rocking up being like, look at what I got. Comparing tattoos. But by far the best suggestion, which we will absolutely be putting on our list, is cheeseburgers at midnight. I love that idea. It's become a real tradition, eh?

It's such a good idea. So good. My advice on that, buy more than you think you will. Because I'll eat most of them. You'll eat heaps. Drunk people will eat heaps. Totally. Yeah, yeah.

Everybody loves cheeseburgers at the wedding. So now, there we go. We've got some good ideas and some not so good ideas for our wedding. Brianne Clint. To play Kiss That Voice. Run by the wonderful Anastasia. Hi, Anastasia.

Hello, Clint. How are you? Did you have a nice weekend? I had a lovely weekend. How about you? Good. Oh, that's awesome. Anastasia. Hi, Anastasia. Hello, Clint. How are you? Did you have a nice weekend? I had a lovely weekend. How about you? Good. That's awesome. Anastasia messaged me on Sunday

and said she wasn't sure if she was hungover or had COVID. Oh. Is it COVID? Huh? No, I took a rat test. I'm perfectly fine. Good, I'm just checking.

Putting you under the microscope. Yeah, thanks. All right, I guess The Voice is a game where we'll play the voice of a famous person. Was that private information? Huh? What? Was that private information? So basically, I'm going to play a game where we'll play the voice of a famous person. Was that private information? Huh, what?

Was that private information? So basically, I'm going to play a voice clip. Are you sick? The first person to buzz in with... No, of course I'm not sick. I wouldn't risk the health... Or are you sick? I'm the latter.

I'm always the latter. True, okay. But that's embarrassing when you shuck up. The first person to buzz in with the correct name will win their team a point first to three wins, like any other game we play. Andrew's here. Hi, Andrew. Good afternoon.

How are we? Good. What team are you joining? Team Medi or Team Klunt? I'm all for Team Klunt. I've even got popcorn ready to watch them on TV tonight. Andrew, my biggest fan. I appreciate you and I'm going to win for you.

Okay, I'm going to get you some KFC. Sounds good. Amy, you're on Team Medi. Hello. How are you? Good. How are you? Yeah, good win for you. Okay, I'm going to get you some KFC. Sounds good. Amy, you're on Team Maddie. Hello, how are you? Good, how are you? Yeah, good, thank you. Amy, you and I have got this. I know it.

Yeah, I'd say we're going to win it, Matt. Yeah. All right, you guys strap in for the ride. We'll do all the hard work and we'll find a winner. Anastasia, when you're ready, we're ready. Just a quick side note, this week's themes are famous New Zealanders, so they're all going to be Kiwis.

Okay. Okay. So just have that in mind when we hear celebrity number one. And I just had a birthday. Many. Taika Waititi. That's correct. Friends had come to visit me in Hawaii,

and a bunch of them went back to New Zealand, and they took a lot of my luggage with them. I gave them some luggage. Well done. Thank you. I would not have got that. I mean, I got it eventually. What gave that away?

I don't know. It just clicked with me. And also I was thinking, well, who's famous in New Zealand? True. True. So you're essentially saying it's a small list? I'll do the next one. John Campbell.

Lord. Guys, I've said this before. Please stop ruining the game. All right, let's hear voice number two. Gil as in Young and David. Nitty. Mike Hosking. Correct. Stephen and Graham as in

Crosby, Stills and Nash. We're never going to get Spotify to roll. Nice, well done. What was that Jeremy Wells doing? It's hard to tell. Yeah. You never know. We're sitting at a point each. Let's hear celebrity number three. Niddy!

Jacinda Ardern. Correct. And in that same interview, I absolutely acknowledge that for many people. She loves an absolutely. She does. She loves a mid-sentence absolutely. And if I may.

And if I may. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. I absolutely disagree with that statement two to Maddie, one to me

yes that is correct, Maddie you could win it here for you and Amy, let's hear celebrity number four genuinely a dream come true Maddie is that your answer or your name? it's both, that's me I'm so excited.

We leave this weekend and we're competing for $100,000 for our chosen charity. How arrogant of you to guess yourself in the celebrity round of Guess the Time.

I did it for Amy and I did it for the win. And just one quick note. Clint, I just wanted to confirm because we have more voices loaded, you're not one of them. Look, get a TV series under your belt, Clint, and then we can talk, all right?

Funny you say that. I've got one launching tonight at 7.30 on TV too. Sorry, Andrew, not this week. Amy, we've got some KFC for you. Congratulations. Oh, my God. Thanks so much. Thanks, mate. You're a legend. some KFC for you. Congratulations. Oh, my God. Thanks so much. Thanks, guys.

Matty, you're a legend. You're welcome, Amy. Brian Clint. Doja, let's go. Speaking of average Doja Cat songs, she's in the news today for another one, but this one she's acknowledged is not very good. Yeah, right.

This is... You know when you see... Look, this is relatable. You know when you follow someone on social media and then they get a big following and they do paid posts and a lot of them are good. Do I know it? You go, I believe that you like this product

and I accept that you're getting paid to tell me that it's good. I accept this partnership. But then there's the ones that you see where you go, bro, why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? You don't use that product. Totally. You don't believe in that product.

Doja Cat has come out and just said, I don't want to do this. This partnership, I don't want it. Which is not, you're not supposed to do that. That's not the way the partnership usually works. Probably not the acknowledgement the brand would want her to make. Not generally, no. You're happy to take the money from this company,

so you shouldn't say bad things about them on social media. No, you say I love this, I use it all the time. Yeah, but like you know Doja Cat to do, Doja Cat does what Doja Cat wants. Totally. The sponsor is Taco Bell. Okay. Who are great, love Taco Bell.

And there's nothing in this To suggest that Doja Cat has anything Against Taco Bell either It's more that She just doesn't want to do What they want her to do Right

She posted this TikTok Before the Taco Bell post Have a listen Look y'all I just woke up I gotta do this F***ing TikTok Where I do like a jingle

It's for Taco Bell And I gotta do this F***ing jingle They want me to rap about Mexican pizza so I just want to give you a heads up before you see that s***.

Just know it's contractual. Shh. I know it's bad. I know it's bad. But do you know what? Then everyone goes, I want to hear this jingle now.

I have to hear the Taco Bell jingle. It's genius. Totally. It's like reverse marketing. Absolutely. I couldn't give a crap about a jingle, like a Doja Cat jingle before that,

but now I'm like, how bad can it be? And I don't really care about Mexican pizza either, but now I kind of want to hear the jingle and I kind of want to eat a Mexican pizza. A little bit. Do you want to hear it? I would love to hear it. Well here it is the Doja Cat Taco Bell

jingle which is making global headlines. We bout to throw hands if you want try me This ain't Renew, I will end you If you ever dare to go discontinued I don't share when I read from menu Y'all want everything I eat, I've been through Yes, I eat, I eat, I eat I like my pizza but refried beans Tweet my ad, search YouTube

This ain't even Mexican food But I don't care when the clock hits 2am PM if that is your mood Mexican pizza is the pizza for you But I don't care when the clock hits 2 a.m. PM if that is your mood. Mexican pizza is the pizza for you and me. Mexican pizza is the pizza. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's catchy.

I don't know about you, but I really want a Taco Bell Mexican pizza. Bree and Clint. Look, I need some help, and it's to do with a stain that I'm dealing with at the moment. This is amazing because I'm deep into cleaning talk. Like my TikTok algorithm just keeps sending me cleaning stuff. I need to get on this. Can you start forwarding me some cleaning videos?

The issue I have in my house at the moment is very mundane and very boring, but it's my whole life at the moment. Right. So please hear me out and please help. My daughter, Tui, is three and she's just, well, she's almost three. She's not even three yet. She's almost three and she's started potty training. Right.

Now, if you don't have kids and you don't know what that means, neither did I a week ago. It means that a lot of poos and a lot of wheeze go on the floor. Oh, right. So you just let them run wild and hope that eventually they'll find the potty? The plan that we're using, you have to. You go, they need to understand that stuff comes out and it doesn't get caught by a nappy.

Now, what we stupidly did is just before we had kids, we put white carpet in the bedrooms of our house. That's on you. And not even like one of those rhino carpets or something to future-proof it. It's like wool carpet. I'm a 35-year-old man, and I wouldn't even put white carpet down

because I don't trust myself. White's an overstatement. It's cream. It's a light colour. But when it has wheeze and poos on it, it looks like a map of the world. It looks like a war zone. And part of me goes, just get over it, bro.

The kids are young. It's only going to get worse. Just make it their carpet now. But I've been tasked with the job of removing the stain by my wife. Right. She's gone, you deal with this. You're in charge of chemicals and cleaning products in this house. Get the stain out.

And I need to get the goddamn stain out. Over the weekend, I've tried this rug doctor spray thing that I've got. Not an actual rug doctor. I've used one of those Bissell spot cleaning things. Have you seen those? Everyone's got those on Instagram, those handheld, it's like a handheld rug doctor.

Yes, no, I have seen these. I borrowed Ross Boss as one of those. And? Nothing. If anything, I've made it worse. If anything, the stain space has grown outwards and it's got worse. And it's just,

and now it's not drying and I'm just stuck in this place where I can't get the stain out of the carpet. Well, I would love to hear the advice that people give you because I spilt a cup of coffee on our carpet. I think I can say you weed on your carpet. Yeah, I pooed on it.

Yeah. Scotter didn't just do the business. No, I spilt. Dropped it low, girl. Dropped the kids off at the pool, on the carpet. No, I spilled a cup of coffee and I was immediately, I immediately

went to task to try and get rid of this bloody thing and it's still there, faintly but it's still there. Okay, we can try and get your coffee out. And every time I look at it, it drives me crazy. Yeah, we can try and get that out, absolutely. I'm assuming similar, you know, similar tricks and tools. Well, look can try and get that out, absolutely. I'm assuming similar, you know,

similar tricks and tools. Well, look, I was specifically going to ask for urine-based stain removals. Well, let's start with you. But I reckon coffee as well. Surely it's all in the same, I don't know how much coffee my three-year-old's been drinking,

it might be in there. You know, it might be in the stain as well. Kids wee, dogs wee, drunken husbands wee. So surely someone out there has an old wives tale about how to get these stains out. I'm looking for your crazy tips that your nan gave you or something like that.

And are there different pieces of advice for ones and twos? Yeah. Oh my God, is this my life? This is your life. Oh God, help me. No, seriously, please help me. 0800 DALES AT M. Bree and Clint.

Look, if you look at my Instagram at the moment, my life is new television shows launching tonight, shiny suits, you know, well manicured hair and things like that. Spray tan that you've got. My real life is wheeze and poos. Wheeze and poos. Not your own. Wheeze and poos.

I mean your own, but mine are going in the toilet. Yeah. The ones I'm dealing with belong to my toddler who is just figuring this stuff out and has wrecked the carpet. Absolutely wrecked it. Yeah, but you guys were the idiots who decided to put cream-coloured carpet down just before you

had a baby. Yeah, we were like, we won't have those kind of kids. You know, we'll raise tidy kids. Spoiler to anyone looking to raise kids, they don't exist. No. Tidy kids don't exist. Currently, there is enormous splotches on the carpet, and I've

been tasked, as the man of the house with getting these out. I don't know where my wife thinks my qualifications come from, but everything I've done so far has made the situation work. So where are the old wives' tales of how to get stains out of carpet? Oh, and people will have them. In fact, I know they have them

because we have been getting so many texts through with some suggestions. Yes. Baking soda and vodka. Lots of baking soda coming through. When the baking soda doesn't work say F the stain and drink the vodka. That's actually quite good

advice. Jericho's here. Hey Jericho. Oh hey guys. I've got something that will totally work for you. How do we get the wheeze out? So my daughter spilt some red paint for Halloween on the carpet. Yeah. So what I did is I wet the stainless dishwash liquid,

put a white cloth, because you want to see that stain coming up, and then get an iron. Oh. Steam the iron on top of the white cloth. Make sure the cloth is wet. Yes. Don't hold it on there for a long time. Takes about probably max 45 minutes to get that stain

out and voila. You got red paint out of your carpet? Yes, red paint. So you have to iron it solidly for about 45 minutes? Yeah, like just keep wetting the cloth. Keep wetting the cloth and then putting the iron on.

Don't hold the iron on too long because you'll burn your carpet. It actually steams the stain out. Wow. Okay, that's fascinating, Jericho. Okay, we can give that one a go. This person is anonymous, but they actually work for a carpet cleaning company. Hi, anonymous. Hey, how's it going?

Is this the rug doctor that we're talking to? Mr. Rug Doctor. Dr. Rug. Is this Mr. Rug? Yeah. Yeah, Mr. Rug. Yeah, yeah. What do you reckon?

How you doing? Yeah, so I recommend definitely not using a household superlucid product. Usually we find that it basically sets a stain and when a potential comes through after a chemical's been put down, it makes it very difficult for us to try and reverse the reaction that's going through the carpet to try and get the stain out.

Right, so all the home jobs I've done so far have maybe made it worse. But you would say that. You're from big carpet. But what's the suggestion? So what should we do now? I would definitely recommend calling someone to come to it because if you put too much water over it, what you get is a cellulose browning stain.

That's what I've got. It's growing. Yeah, you need a product to get that out. We can only carpet cleaner's handle. Okay. This is my logic on every job is get a professional. Totally. And it's Lucy's as well.

I don't know why she thinks I'm qualified to deal with this one. Yeah, you? Yeah, me of all people. I've never done one thing to make you think that I've got this under control, but okay. John's here. Hi, John. Hi, how are you?

Good. Have you got a good stain removal tip for Clint? Absolutely. You guys, they're all making this way, way too complicated. Being married for years,

got two kids. Oh, good. Every single time. This is what I need. This is what I need, John. Lay it on us. You need a mat. Cover it up.

With every type She's going to carry on Wearing a broom For a long time You reckon Just chuck a rug Over the situation Absolutely

You reckon Literally Brush the situation Under the carpet Absolutely It's been working For blokes for years If you can't see it

It ain't there That's bloody good advice From John to be fair Okay hey thanks. That's bloody good advice from John, to be fair. Okay, hey, thanks, everybody. There's some good suggestions there. Yeah. I'll use a combo of all of them, I think. Bree and Clint.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. The time of day where we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday, and if it is a banger, it might just get played out in full and you'll get crowned birthday banger champion. People love hearing their birthday banger.

I got mine on Friday. We did mine on Friday. Of course people love it. It's all about them. It's personalised to you and the day that you were born. What was yours? Avril Lavigne, Complicated. That's right.

And you voted against it. I did love it. Yeah. That's allowed. But I was being selfless because I thought the listener deserved That's right. And you voted against it. I did love it. Yeah. That's allowed. That's permitted. But I was being selfless because I thought the listener deserved the chance to hear the ears. Look at you. I know.

I'm just so giving. You're like Enrique Iglesias. I'm so giving. You're a hero. I'm a hero. Let's meet our first birthday banger today. Sam's here. Hi, Sam.

Hey, g'day, guys. How's it going? Good. How are you doing, Sam? Yeah, not too bad. Just on my way home from work. Yeah, nice. Good start to the week, Sam? Yeah, not too bad. Just on my way home from work. Yeah, nice. Good start to the week?

Yeah, yeah, not too bad. I'm a teacher, so the kids were just quiet because they're still in weekend mode, so it's all good. Great. Is that how Mondays work? Pretty much, yeah. Yeah, right. Okay, what's the hardest day of the week to be a teacher?

Oh, Wednesday, mate. Hump day. All the time. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Hey, what's your birthday, Sam? Let's do your birthday banger. 29th of august 1996. all right sam you were 16 on the 29th of august 2012 and this is your birthday banger oh one second have we got it there we got the is that the right one for sam is

that the one more uh wait there sam we're going to come back to your one. We'll go over to Vinny. G'day, Vinny. Hey, how's it going? Good. You doing all right? Yeah, good as. Just heading home from work. Nice, nice. What do you do, Vinny? Build a...

Oh, yep. Sweet as. Do you want to know your birthday, Banger? Yes, please. All right. When's your birthday, Vinny? 15 to the 3rd, 1992. All right, Vinny.

You were 16 on the 15th of March, 2008, and this was topping the charts. That's good. That's better you, Vinnie, right? That's good. Yeah. Oh, banger. It's your birthday tomorrow.

Are you going to put this one on especially? Oh, I might have to. Yeah, I reckon. Okay, wait there. Let's get Sam back. Sam, we've sorted it out. Are you ready to know what your birthday banger is? Yeah, I might have to. Yeah, I reckon. Okay, wait there. Let's get Sam back. Sam, we've sorted it out. Are you ready to know what your birthday banger is?

Yeah, let's go. Here it is. This is Fun. Literally, the band is called Fun. It's some nights. I love this song, but how do you feel about it, Sam?

Yeah, I mean, this definitely takes me back to 16 Rocking this with my mates So yeah good song Yeah good Okay wait there We'll do one more birthday banger For Holly

Kia ora Holly Hi how are you? Good you doing alright? Yeah good thanks Nice When's your birthday Holly? 23rd of February 1980 Alright Holly

You were 16 on the 23rd of February 1996 And Holly you were 16 on the 23rd of Feb 1996 And this was the number one song How bizarre How bizarre How bizarre Banger So good Kiwi Icon

OMC Do you like this Holly? Yeah it's not too bad Yeah it's good. Yeah, it's good. From the 90s, Pauly Fluymana. Yes. Rest in peace.

Not too bad. Not too bad. Okay, wait there. We'll figure it out. What do we want to hear the most out of those three? Flo Rida Low, Fun Some Nights, OMC How Bizarre. I'm going Fun. Oh, it's going to go Fun too?

Yeah. You reckon? I reckon. I reckon it's got the throwback vibes. You don't hear it enough. Totally. At the going to go fun too. Yeah. You reckon? I reckon. I reckon it's got the throwback vibes. You don't hear it enough. At the moment, I reckon we do it. Sam, or what's your teacher name, Sam? Mr. Hagen, I guess.

Mr. Hagen. Congratulations. You just won birthday banger. Bring it on. Bring it on. Here you go. You can do your birthday banger with us at the same time tomorrow, but this is today's one.

Brian Clint with Matty on ZM. It's D-Day. It's go time. We're about to give away a brand new Honda Jazz EHEV Lux. I'm so excited. This is the show's first ever car giveaway. Totally. This is where we graduate into the big time.

First time we've ever given away a brand new car. What you've been trying to do is get your name on that Honda Jazz, which is here at ZM for the last three weeks. Either the boot or the bonnet, you got to choose where we wrote your name. Behind the scenes, our team have randomly selected one name from the boot and one name from the bonnet.

And we're about to meet those people now. Let's get our bonnet person on first. Stacey, congratulations. Thank you, thank you. You're on the bonnet. This is so exciting, Stacey. It super is.

Okay, let's meet our boot person. Congratulations to Brooke. Well done. Yay, thank you so much. is this is quite serious guys you each have a 50 50 chance of taking home a brand new car in the next two minutes what we have in front of us is a wheel that maddie is going to spin it has bonnet boot bonnet boot bonnet boot bonnet boot labeled all around it. Wherever it lands, that's the person who takes home the Honda Jazz, okay? So, Stacey, you are the bonnet. Brooke, you are the boot.

Is everyone ready? Yeah. Oh, God, I'm so nervous. So much pressure. Are you going to do a hard spin, soft spin? I'm going to go a hard spin. You're going to give it a good hard spin. Yeah, I'll give it a good hard spin.

I think that's fair. All right. Good luck, girls. Here we go. Thank you. It's underway. It's fair. Good, hard spin. All right. Good luck, girls. Here we go. Thank you. It's underway. It's spinning. We are spinning for a brand new Honda Jazz.

It's slowing down. It's slowing down. It's a bonnet. It's bonnet. Stacey. Stacey. You did it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You have won a brand new Honda Jazz EHEV Lux. My heart is jumping out of my chest right now. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. What's that going to do for you? Do you need a new car?

How's that going to affect your life, Stacey? I have an older Honda and I need to upgrade. And this is absolutely incredible and perfect. Wait, you are already driving the sponsor's car? That is a wonderful coincidence. They're going to love you, Stacey. Hey, Brooke, guess what? You don't go home empty-handed.

This will mean quite a bit at the moment. You've won yourself $1,000 of fuel as a runner-up. Thank you so much. You're very, very welcome. That is such a cool thing to be able to do. Stacey, congratulations. What an exciting day, right? Yes, yes.

Thank you very much to Honda for making it happen for us. That is, like Maddie said, our first ever car giveaway. I've been driving one of these Jazz for the last three weeks. They're so much fun. They have wireless carplay. They've got magic seats. They've got all these safety sensors around them, which make them a cool and safe car to drive.

So if you need one, go and check out the brand new Honda Jazz. And Honda, if you're listening, we're used to giving away cars now. So if we could line up another one. The bar's been set. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else you got? Exactly. What other cars do you need us to promote?

Maddy wants to drive one. I want to drive one. Please. This is an interesting story, especially if you've got kids, or nieces, or nephews, anybody that you read kids books to. Yep. There's a New Zealand book that

a teacher in the States has read to their class and that teacher's been fired from their job just for reading a kid's book to kids. What book is he reading? So the kids are between the ages of seven and eight and the book, you might have heard of it, we've got this book at home, it's called I Need a New Butt.

Oh, come on. And it's a story about a young boy who discovers his butt is broken because he's got a crack in it. It's a good book. It's good. I'd read that. It's a good book.

It's a funny story. The teacher's not a Kiwi, but it's made it all the way over there. It's called I Need a New Berm in America, but they said it was totally inappropriate. Oh, come on. So sensitive, eh? So they found out he was reading it to the kids. Yeah, and said not good enough. Pulled him in and they said

Sorry man That shows poor lack of judgement We are terminating your contract as a teacher And I thought If you can lose your job that easily Well maybe we should give it a go So this afternoon I've bought in One of my daughter's books

Great This is currently Maggie's favourite book Yeah And I'm going to read it on air You know what? Stuff it. I don't care. I don't care.

Stuff the consequences. Just think about this because you could get fired for this. If I do, I will be a martyr and I will die a hero. Die doing what he loved. Yeah. So I'll read you this book. We read it to Maggie every night. Great.

This book is called Go the F*** to Sleep. Clinton. Clinton. By Adam Mansbach. Who's on this button? Who's on the button? The cats. I don't care, man. I don't care.

I don't care. The cats nestled close to their kittens. The lambs have lain down for sleep. You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the f*** to sleep. It's a good book. The windows are dark in the town, child. The whales huddle down in the deep.

I'll read you one very last book if you swear. You'll go the f*** to sleep. Clint. Good so far? The eagles who soar through the skies are at rest, and the creatures who crawl, run and creep. I know you're not thirsty. That's bulls***.

Stop lying. Lie the f*** down, my darling, and go to sleep. Wow. Just read one more passage. Just one more passage. The wind whispers soft through the grass, hun The field mice, they make not a peep It's been 38 minutes already

Jesus Christ What the f*** Go to sleep And it goes on and on and on And it goes on and on and on And your darling daughter Yeah Is listening to this every night

Well she's fine So why should it be any different For the teacher in the States? I should actually just check. Ben, is that a fireable offence, reading that children's book on the radio? Is that? Yeah, possibly. Yeah.

We'll find out tomorrow. Yeah, okay. So if I'm doing the show by myself tomorrow. We'll know why. We'll know why. I'll leave you the rest of the book, Ben. Oh, great. Thank you.

I'll leave you some more. Sweet. Long, long, long weekend for me, I guess.