ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint with Matty McLean Podcast – 16th March 2022

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag Alright, here we go Don't put that bit of me saying swag on the podcast, don't you dare Hi everybody, welcome See, I don't know if he's going to put that on the podcast or not He probably friggin' will Welcome to the podcast everybody

Where I'm quite shook, to be honest with you. What's wrong? I'm shook. What's happened? Well, you know what's happened this afternoon. Someone in my, and I'm not going to name names because they need to, you know, you don't out someone before they out themselves. Someone in my inner sanctum is tested positive for COVID.

Oh, is it online? Yeah. Oh, Fletch has got COVID And me and him share a microphone Oh so you've been And you get so close up to that microphone as well I thought you were going to say me and him like Like yeah What?

Sorry No say it Anastasia No I thought you were going to say that Nah I'm a married man Anastasia Yeah nah that's silly It's not cheating if it's a dude though Let's call him.

Oh yeah, I need to call him to... Oh, now you're doing that. No, this is not for your admin, okay? This is for my peace of mind to know that you're okay. Yeah. Yeah. Hello?

We've got to check on him first. We've got to be kind. Fletch! I'm dying, guys. What the hell, man? What the hell? I'm not being dramatic about this. I'm dying, guys. What the hell, man? What the hell? I'm not being dramatic about this. I know.

What a surprise. I'm not at all surprised. Why aren't you surprised? Because I know what you get up to on the weekends, Carl Fletcher. I actually went for a lovely walk this last weekend and didn't do anything nefarious. How many close contacts do you have from the last seven days? I know. Honestly, I've only been hanging out with work people, one other friend, and the gym.

It's got to be the gym. I was going to say, do you make them scan in with a contact tracing app when they come in the building? It's printed out on my front door, yeah. Get a little lower back QR code. Look, people might not understand how intimate you and I actually are. That's where I'm concerned. You and I share a microphone, and that microphone lives, Matty, how far away from my mouth is it right now? A mere millimetre.

Millimetres. And just this week, Fletch, on Monday when I was in to promo the new TV show with you, we talked about how deep throat we go on the microphone. Do you remember? Yeah, I mean, sometimes you accidentally lick it. Sometimes you accidentally lick it. Or you lift and touch it. Yeah.

And there's spittle going everywhere. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry. Well, everybody else that I work with, like, in the morning has all rat tested just now and they're all negative. Yeah, well, they're not sucking on the same microphone. Yeah. And obviously I'm concerned.

I should lead with love. Are you okay? Yes, yeah. No, I'm fine. I've been hoarding, like they said, to, like, you know, get food and, like, medicines and stuff. So, yeah, I'm good. I live down the road from Maddie.

So, Maddie can pop over with. And I have. I live down the road from Matty, so Matty can pop over with great music. And I have. I've reached out. I've already, as a concerned friend, said, if you need anything, I'm here for you. It was a token gesture, but I made it. So it's on record. Just in case I die so you don't feel bad.

Exactly. It's on record. You can show it at the funeral. I tried. You know you need to milk this, eh? If you're getting these offers, you need to take them. Absolutely, absolutely. Apparently, Ross Boss

is dropping off, or someone's dropping off a microphone. Oh, Ben, I think. Yeah, I'm still going to be working. Isn't that bullshit, eh? I was talking to Lucy about this. This is a once-in-a-lifetime health event, a deadly virus, and they're like, yeah, we'll get you some shit to work from home. But at least you could do it from bed, right?

Like you can literally just wake up and then plug the microphone and you're good to go. Well, yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, great idea. Yeah. No one's going to do that. I mean, I live in an apartment. I don't know what your walls are like, Matty, the microphone and you're good to go well yeah that's what i'm thinking yeah great idea yeah no one's gonna i mean i live in an apartment i don't know what your walls are like uh maddie in your apartment but i don't want to wake up the neighbors at 6 a.m with a with a chortle this is true too you're gonna have to you're gonna have to mute your laugh a little bit

just be like oh yeah something like that you'll have to do the show in the closet. Yeah, heck. That's a feedback quiz, isn't it? Okay. That'll be hard. Okay, well, we're concerned. I was saying to Matty I didn't want to out you, but then he said it's all over your social media.

You put it up. You put your rat test up. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I wonder what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, it's up there. It's up there. And also, a lot of people, because I said that my cat was positive,

you cannot test your cat. That was a joke. The nostrils are too small, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Try sticking one of those swabs up there. Yeah, too girthy. Need a rectal swab.

Okay, well, congrats on being the first. Thank you. Are you the first Zetium announcer to go down? I think you might be. the first. Thank you. Are you the first ZM announcer to go down? I think you might be. I am. I've had a few friends get it, and they've actually been like, some of them have been taken out pretty bad. So, I mean, it's quite a serious thing.

So, touch wood, we'll be fine. Yeah. Love and light. We're thinking of you. Take care of yourself, guys. We're thinking of you. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you. Thoughts and prayers.

Okay. Namaste. Thanks, guys. That's Carl Fletcher from Fletchbourne and Hayley, who has just lost COVID bingo here at ZM. Yes. Yeah. Stay safe out there, everybody.

Think of me. I'll pour you. Now I'm going to have to do another rat test. Honestly, I did the rat test this morning, and I'm like, and my wife comes out, and she's like, you're so dramatic.

Yeah. Which I am, but at the same time, she doesn't have to do do it She doesn't know what it's like being me So don't lick that microphone Get it away from my mouth Get it away Here's the podcast everybody, enjoy What time is it?

3, 2, 1 It is Bree and Clint with guest host Maddie McLean G'day everybody, welcome to the show It's Bree and Clint With guest host Maddie McLean G'day everybody, welcome to the show It's Bree and Clint with Maddie Hello Hello Oh hello We've just been in the booth

That's how you pronounce it when you're an artist We're in the booth doing our Friday Okies I feel so sorry for Sam The guy who has to do that every week I had to take a break during mine And just reset, and then he gave me a little pep talk. He was like, you can do this.

Yeah. I don't want to give too much away, but this Friday we'll be singing a song from the sister of this guy. That's right. A song from the Bedingfield family, if you know what we mean. Oh, I know. Oh, you know what we mean? Oh, I know.

Oh, I know what I mean. Oh, I know. But do you know what we mean? That's our Friday. Oh, you know what we mean? Oh, I know. Oh, I know what I mean. Oh, I know. But do you know what we mean? That's our Friday Okie this week. Not Daniel Bedingfield. What happened to Daniel Bedingfield? Maybe he was on X Factor New Zealand. He was a judge on X Factor New Zealand.

He could be here. He could be on Waiheke Island. I was just about to say that. That'll be the all end up, right? That or the Coromandel. He'll be doing a long lunch at Stoney Ridge right now. Hey, lots of big news floating around today. Border reopenings. all end up, right? That or the Coromandel. He'll be doing a long lunch at Stoney Ridge right now. Hey, lots of big news floating around today.

Border reopenings, sightings of Clark Gayford. But I think the biggest news of the day was this. The record-breaking, chart-topping, Wellington-obsessed superstar. The flat-oinks are great here.

Is coming to NZ. Maybe you will never be lost. City M, getting you front left for air-sharing. The Ginger Ninja is coming back to New Zealand. He's right. The Flavor 8s are amazing.

Especially in Wellington. So good. Ed Sheeran will play Wellington Sky Stadium on the 2nd of February 2023. It's my wedding anniversary.

In Auckland on the 10th of February at Eden Park. Eden Park. So happy anniversary, Lucy. You're 10th of February at Eden Park. Eden Park. So happy anniversary, Lucy. You're going to an Ed Sheeran concert. That means he's going to be here in New Zealand for at least a week

and only doing two shows. He'll be meeting up with Daniel Bedingfield at Stony Ridge. He probably would too, to be honest. Tickets for this go on sale Wednesday the 23rd of March. What's that? Wednesday, one week's time from here at 11am.

Frontiertouring.com. But you can text ED to 9696 and you can go in the draw for a free double pass courtesy of ZM. It's so good. It's a real solid reminder that things are starting to return to normal. Absolutely. Yeah. They literally opened the border

today. They announced it today and Ed Sheeran's like, I'll come to a concert. I'll see you soon. I'll come to two shows. I'll see you soon. So get amongst that. Full details at ZM online. Let's start the show today with Tradie vs Lady. We've got 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC up for grabs. If you want to play, you can call us right now.

0800 dial ZM. The ladies are coming off back-to-back wins this week. Can they go three in a row? We need a smart lady to make that happen, so give us a call. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. The ultimate quest to find the smarter category? Yeah, category. Yeah, category.

Tradies or ladies? There are lady tradies, but there are no tradie ladies. No, that doesn't make sense. Let's meet our contestants today. We have a lady playing from Tauranga. She's 40, and she did the Tongorero crossing on the weekend. Welcome to the show, Sherida. Sherida. Yeah, Sherida. show, Sherida. Sherida.

Yeah, Sherida. Hey, Sherida. How was it? I've never done it and always wanted to do it. It's on my bucket list. It was beautiful and it was cold and it was hot and it was sweaty. Yeah, it was awesome. Amazing.

Good time to do it now before all the tourists get back. Totally. Because the crossing got a bit congested for a bit there pre-COVID. Oh, it was still really busy. Was it? Yeah. I did the Tongariro crossing before it was cool. So there was no one there.

Cool brag, man. Let's meet our lady, Trady, today. She's smashed burden. She's 28 years old. And she's travelled to 43 countries. Whoa, welcome to the show, Katie. Hey, Katie. Hi, guys.

What's your favourite? Oh, that's pretty much the tough question. I don't know. They're all cool. Yeah, welcome to the show, Katie. Hey, Katie. Hi, guys. What's your favourite? Oh, that's pretty much the tough question. I don't know, they're all cool. Yeah, fair enough. New Zealand. Yeah, yeah. My own backyard. The Tonga area across, yeah. Don't leave home before you've seen your own backyard. Okay, Katie, your buzzer is

tradie, and Sherida, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. All right, question number one. The COVID-19 response minister has tested positive for COVID, ironically. His first name is Chris. What's his last name?

Trady. Trady. Katie. Hipkins. Got it. Question number two. The ASB Classic Sport event has been confirmed for this coming summer after being cancelled for the past two years.

What sport is played in this? Katie. Katie. Tennis. It is tennis. Got it. Katie, you're just storming away. She's very worldly, you see.

Could win it right here. Although these have both been questions about New Zealand, so come on, Sherida. All right. The government has brought forward the date to reopen the border to international tourists. Have they brought it forward to April, May or June? Lady.

Trudy. Yes, Sherida, get in there. April. Got it. Well done. You're on the boards. Question number four. Novavax is the latest COVID vaccine to be introduced into New Zealand.

What's the main brand with you? Brady. Yes, share it up. Pfizer. Whoa, you've tied it up. Good. This is tie break. This is the decider.

Okay, question number five. Friends star Courtney Cox has a new show coming out on Neon. Which Friends character did Courtney play? Katie. Katie for the win. Oh, no. I haven't seen the background at all. It's Monica.

What did you say? Can I get that clearly one time, please? Monica. Monica is correct. Correct. Except that was a win for the tradies, wasn't it? Lady tradies. It always screws me up a bit.

Hey, well done, Katie. Well done, both of you. That was a great game. But, Katie, we've got 50 bucks cash coming your way, thanks to KFC. Oh, my partner's going to be stoked. One of the things I love about parents is when they, you know that they're not necessarily Super into something

But because their kids are into it They'll get amongst Yeah right And this woman, I saw this story It's brilliant, a woman in the US Really really tried Her best to do something sweet for her Daughter

Emily Bennett shared this on TikTok Quite a big mistake That her mum has made for her daughter. Okay. Emily Bennett shared this on TikTok. Quite a big mistake that her mum has made. So Emily is a really, really big fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Okay. Yeah. And so her mum said, great, you and I are going to go

to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert together. Cool, mum. I'm not a big fan, but you are and I'm going to go. It's going to be a really lovely mother daughter date. How old is Emily? Emily would be in her 20s I think. I don't have an exact age

for her but yeah based on her TikTok I'd say early 20s possibly. So cool of Emily to be like honey I'm going to go with mum. I guess if mum's paying for the tickets you're like totally come along. Because you might be like I don't want to go to a gig with mum. But yeah, it's a nice bonding experience.

But because Emily's mum was the one to buy the tickets, Emily had no kind of concept of the planning or she didn't have access to the tickets or anything like that. So it wasn't until they arrived at the venue that Emily realised her mum's massive, massive

mistake. It comes down to three letters. Right. Because Emily's mum had not booked tickets to the Red Hot Chili Peppers. She'd booked tickets to these guys. Who the hell are these guys? These are the Red Hot Chili Pipers.

This is awesome. I mean. This is Avicii. They're doing Avicii. They're doing a cover of Avicii. Wake me up. And in fairness, Emily said, the Red Hot Chili Pipers go off. Yeah. Like, she said it was a VT. They're doing a cover of a VT. Wake me up. And in fairness, Emily said the Red Hot Chili Pipers go off. Yeah.

Like she said it was a good time. I wonder if the Red Hot Chili Pipers do a Red Hot Chili Peppers cover in their set. Wow. She just said it wasn't exactly the concert or the experience she was expecting to get. Yeah. Broaden your horizons though. Exactly. They won a BBC, the Pipers won a BBC talent show back in 2007, so they're doing pretty well for themselves,

and now tour the world. Yeah. They're just not quite the Pipers. If she was a real Red Hot Chili Peppers fan, she would have realised that the band's not touring at the moment. Yeah, true. They literally just got back together. They've got a new song,

they'll be on tour soon, but... Maybe she was like, oh my God, my mum's, like, found a secret concert. Mum's so cool. Yeah. She knows of gigs that I don't even know about yet. I would go to a Red Hot Chili Pipers concert. Totally.

That sounds great. Yeah. Bree and Clint. What I'm about to say is very boring, but it's kind of a sign of the times at the moment. I've got some tips on how you can save money on your power bill. You know? Yeah, it does sound boring

but also it costs a living. I've seen lots of people do ones on how you can save money on gas at the moment and they're like, walk. That's not practical if you work 20k's away from your house like we do. One of them was, accelerate as if there is an unboiled egg

between your foot and the gas pedal. That's how softly you should press the gas pedal. And aren't there silly things like wind your windows up, does something? Yeah, that does it. There's drag in the car or something. This one specifically is for how to save money on power. A guy called James LePage. He works for Consumer New Zealand. or something. This one specifically is for how to save money on power. Okay.

A guy called James LePage. He works for Consumer New Zealand. So he's impartial. You know you can trust him. He's published some tips on how to save money on your power bill. I thought we'd go through them

and we could say, yeah, that's a good idea or no, I'm not willing to do that. Give, first one, give your heat pump filters a really good clean. That's easy, right?

Easy. Get in there. He said if you do that, your heat pump won't have to work as hard and it won't cost as much. Easy. Turn off unused appliances. Oh, I'm terrible for this.

They all use a small amount of power while on standby. So add all of these devices together and the cost can add up. So he's saying like, go around the back of your toaster after you make some toast, switch it off. Make a cup of tea, switch the kettle off.

You finish watching the TV, don't just turn it off at the remote, turn it off at the wall. I mean, great idea, but who's really going to do that? And how much are you going to say that's what I want to know? Yeah.

And do you know what would annoy me is I'd go and then I'd switch on the kettle to boil water and then 10 minutes later, I'd be like, why is the kettle not boiling? Why isn't my toast popped? Me too. It switched off at the wall, that's why.

Pain in the arse, I'm not doing that one. Set the thermostat on your heater or heat pump to the right temperature. He says that you should be plenty warm with the thermostat set to between 18 and 20 degrees. Anything above that is too much. You're wasting

power. Well, so says you. We've got very set settings and it never changes. Also, I'm not sure if this James LePage guy has a girlfriend or a wife because they always want it warmer. Guys always want it colder.

But as a rule, he's saying nothing over 20 degrees. Okay, I can buy that. God, as someone that lives in Auckland, it gets very cold over winter. Yeah, as Aucklanders. Burra, winter is coming. Ventilate. You don't need to use the dehumidifier

if you open the windows. Okay, yeah. But you kind of run the dehumidifier in winter when it's too cold to open the window. But yeah, sure. Break out the slow cooker. He says if you use your slow cooker, you can make dinner for as little as 50 cents worth of power.

Okay, I'll definitely say you see that one. I love a slow cooker. Yeah. I didn't think that any appliance used more than 50 cents, though, to do a dinner. No, I wouldn't have thought so either. Like, does the microwave use more than 50 cents? Surely not. Surely not. Not for a quick kind of two minutes

in the microwave. Use the clothesline, dry your clothes for free outside. Yeah, that makes sense. Can you do that in your apartment or do you have the body corporate come to you and go, you're making the building look shabby. No, we're not allowed to do that.

But it does, it goes on the you know making the building look shabby. No, we're not allowed to do that. But it goes on the dryer rack. Yeah, right. This is the most controversial one that he's got. He says, beware of how often you use your air fryer. He says that air fryers suck a whole lot of power. He says that a large air fryer can cost you up to $25 a year to use. You're screwed, mate. It's like $2 a month to run your air fryer.

All of these things make sense. They're all just quite annoying. Totally. Right? I don't know where we're going to save money and I don't know where we're going to find it. But there's certain things where you just go, you probably do it for a week and then you go,

fuck, I'll be arsed with this. You're like, you're not going to let me use my air fryer? Screw you. I'd rather starve. But there you go. Those are the tips if you need them, everybody. Let's get the latest. Dean's here.

The latest on Bella Hadid, Dean, is that she hates her nose. She hates her new nose, actually, yes. She's done an interview with Vogue magazine. A lot of people talk about and post about on social media the alleged change in shape of her face. One thing to remember, though, a lot of makeup can really change and contour. A lot of that can be makeup. But a lot of people talk about the fact that her face has changed.

She has now talked about the fact that her face has changed. She says she regrets not keeping, quote, the nose of my ancestors. And, you know, and she has, her look has changed. This is a wild, fun fact. I interviewed her on her very first big major magazine shoot at her dad's house, probably about 2013 it was. And I have a photo of her and I on a pair of steps. You wouldn't even recognize her. It's way down on Instagram among all those shirtless, thirsty dudes. But

it is there. And she looks so different back then. And she really has become much more angular and she's got like really high cheekbones now and things like that. And she's come out saying that she regrets it. She said, you know, here's the thing though. Her sister at the time, Gigi, was a huge model. She'd just done the Tom Ford campaign. She was in the guest ads. And so there was a lot of pressure on her and her mom, Yolanda Hadid, also a massive model in her day. So I think there was a lot of pressure on her about her looks. And she said, as she said in the interview, it brought up insecurities, anxiety, depression and body image issues. So yeah, was I think difficult. Yeah although now

I see people are kind of slamming Yolanda her mum for allowing Bella to get a nose job when she was just a teenager. Yeah that's very true as well. It's nice to hear a story of someone saying they wish they could go back to how it was. Totally. You know and saying I regret the modifications that I did. Especially

in her position because girls will listen to her. Totally It's happening a bit. Courtney Cox has just reversed a bunch of the plastic surgery that she had as well, and some stars are going, you know what, I want to go back to the real me look. But can you really go back? No. That's the issue, right? Not really.

Not really, eh? Yeah. It's like when you crash your Lexus, right? They can patch it up and fix it, but it kind of doesn't really look exactly the same. There it is, another relatable reference. So relatable. From our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. You and I are smack bang in the middle, I reckon,

of the age where people are hosting dinner parties. Yes. Dinner parties are the way we socialise now. Dinner parties at our age are BYOs. Absolutely. That's the are the way we socialise now. Dinner parties at our age are BYOs. Absolutely. That's the new BYO, right? Yeah.

Because someone's got kids or someone doesn't want to go out in public. Yeah. And you can go for a polite amount of time and then be like, I've got to drive home.

Also, what's nice about a dinner party is you get to see somebody's house. Yes. And you get an insight into how they're living. Yeah. Remember you and Ryan came over for a dinner party at ours and we had

a power cut? Yes, we did. And we ended up having to have a candlelight dinner. Super romantic. That was delightful. And your wife is a very good cook as well. Isn't she? Yeah. But dinner parties can be slightly stressful because there's a lot to organise and you've got to plan a lot and you want to make sure you're putting your best foot forward.

But as the host, that's the job, right? That's what you do. You cook the dinner, you organise everything and the people just turn up, maybe with a nice bottle of wine or something like that to help. Maybe a dessert. Maybe a dessert.

But this woman has gone to a, not a BYO, to a- Dinner party. Dinner party at her friend's house and was shocked when her friend after the dinner party sent her a Venmo request for $40. What? She charged her for a dinner?

Her friend said, I cooked and it cost me a lot of money to put this dinner party together. So I would like $40 for the dinner that I've cooked for you. Thank you. Cheeky. Isn't that crazy? So she said, she sent out a tweet and said,

got invited to someone's place for dinner and they charged me for it. That's weird, right? And the Twitter thread went off. I would say 99% of people saying that is so bizarre. So bizarre. If you said up front, hey, let's have dinner at mine,

I don't have any money, should we all chip in and I'll cook something awesome? Different. To get people to come around, eat and then charge them afterwards, that's weird. Totally. It's more than rude, it's weird.

Yeah, someone replied and said, it's beyond weird, it's sociopathic. And it is. What a strange thing to do. Also, I'm just doing a bit of quick math. Say she invited six people around for the dinner party and charged them each $40. That's $240.

What did she cook that could have cost $240? $40 is like a nice dinner out. And a glass of wine. And a glass of wine. Awkward. She said, this makes me not want to accept offerings in the future my southern grandma is rolling in her grave yeah um by the way uh we meaning to say

there's um i just seem to be for the dinner i've got an invoice for you um isn't technology amazing i'm always blown away by just advancements in technology and what it can do for you. Yeah. This one's not a crazy advancement, but it is amazing how many people are able to basically have eyes on anything and everything these days by having security cameras in and around their house, in the office, whatever it might be.

I always think it would be a terrible time to be a criminal at the moment. True. Because there's cameras everywhere yeah and when something happens quite often like in the States

it's very common to have a security camera at the front of your house and communities like come together and they pull their footage and they can see everything they can get a 360 degree view

of what happened in the street the night before so if you're a criminal right now our hearts go out to you like we're thinking of you at this time.

Oh, security cameras, petrol prices, everything is going against the criminal. It's so hard. It's hard to be a criminal in this day and age. But I saw this amazing video of a guy who had gone on holiday, but wanted to check in and see if everything was okay in his house.

Yeah. So he went back and kind of looked at the security camera footage in his home from the last kind of 24 hours. Yeah. And oh my God, the things he saw. Right. In his own house. In his own house.

Yeah. Because he lives on a farm. Yeah. And the farm animals, honestly, like a scene out of Babe, Pig in the City, had banded together and had broken down his front door. And next thing you know, like some sort of comedic sitcom, there's a goat, there's a donkey, there's a horse, there's chickens, there's sheep,

all back to back to back to back, walking straight through the front door. That's amazing. Brilliant, right? Like the front door. That's amazing. Brilliant, right? Like the animals have gone, this is our chance. Exactly. We sleep outside every goddamn day.

He's on holiday. He doesn't need it. Let's go in there. Let's see what's so good about inside. Exactly. Let's rummage through the cupboards. Let's go through the pantry. Let's sleep in his bed.

Make ourselves at home. You know, and that to me goes, wow, those are some intelligent animals, except for the fact that they overlook the security cameras. Totally. Busted.

Yeah, stupid. Although, stupid horse. The guy's on holiday so what do you do? Well, some cameras have the ability

for you to, they have a little microphone in them and a little speaker and some cameras you can go on them like a ring doorbell or a baby monitor

you can go on and you can talk so he could get on there and he could go, get out of here you bloody mongrel. And the horse would go, yo, who was that? Is he here? I swear to God he was on holiday.

Or the chicken just looks up and is like, what are you going to do about it? I know you're not here. Your Hilux is not in the driveway. So I thought there must be other people out there who have seen some fantastic things on their security cameras. Yeah.

Maybe you've left your dog at home and you wanted to see what the dog's done and they're doing something crazy during the day. Maybe you've seen someone enter your house that wasn't meant to. You know, we've talked about this on this show before. A friend of mine got one of those pet cameras in her house so that she could see her dog

while she was at work. She caught her boyfriend cheating on her at home on the pet cam. No! She dialed in to see what the dog was doing and saw and heard on the pet camera that he had another girl over at their house that they purchased together and it's their dog

and that she saw on the security camera him cheating on her. That is wild. Horrific, eh? Wild. What a way to find out. In your lunch break, you just tune in to see what bloody Millie the Labradoodle is doing, and you get served that.

Well, that's one thing you could see. Imagine the microphone on that. What? Get out of it, you bloody mongrel. I like Andrew Diles at him. Text us to 9696. We want to know what you have seen on your security camera footage. I've never seen Tate McRae before.

I don't know what she looks like. She sounds tiny. Like petite. Yeah, like sounds like a very small person to me. Do you get that vibe? Have you ever heard someone has a short voice and a tall voice? I know exactly what you mean. No, those bitches

don't help can't tell how tall she is. No. She's three iHeartRadio logos tall. That's all we can take from that. Wish there was

some security footage of her. Oh, good segue into what we're talking about here. She's five foot eight. Oh, yeah, she's totally normal height.

Yeah, she's not tiny at all. Oh, I take it back. Sorry, tape maker. Yeah. Sorry yeah sorry hey i saw this amazing video online this is a big i heart radio i saw an amazing video online of someone who was on holiday went to check their security camera footage and literally saw about 20 farm animals walking one after each other inside his house. Like Noah's Ark. We're talking goat, donkey, horse, chickens, sheep. Probably a pig.

Probably a pig. Can you imagine how hard you'd have to go with the rug doctor when you got home? And can you imagine if you didn't have security footage and you got home and the inside of your house looked like a stable and you were like, what the hell happened to my house? Yeah, at least he has an answer for it. At least he knows.

And you go and ask the animals and you're like, do you guys know who? No, no, no. Why would you ask us? We were outside the whole time. Bro, what are you suggesting? Bro, that's so rude. How dare you? The horse is like, I cannot believe suggesting? Bro, that's so rude. How dare you? I bet you the horse is like, I cannot believe you would insinuate something like that.

You laugh, but it's more common than you think. Jenny's had a similar experience with horses. Hi, Jenny. Hi, how you doing? Good. So what have you seen on your security camera footage? Well, we got up one morning to have a look at our cameras and saw these two horses having a ball around the section. They were racing up and down our lawn

and one skidded right through a wee feijoa tree. Oh, yeah. But, oh, yes, no, they had such a good time. Cute. Left a few holes on the lawn, but oh my goodness, it was a bit funny, I've never seen a horse in our yard before. Yeah. Because we do not have horses.

Oh, so there weren't even more horses. Where did they come from? Where do you live? Do you live on the desert road? Did you have some Kaimanawa horses just try into your section or something? Not quite, not quite. They came from about a k and a half down the road because we're on a lifestyle block.

And so, yeah, I might have expected cows on our lawn, but not horses. Jeez, country life, eh, Jen? I know. Those are some holes you had to fix up there. I know. All right, well had to fix up there I know Alright well thank god for security cameras Thanks Jen Someone texted and said

Once I checked my cameras To see if they were still working And I got a huge fright Because I saw someone standing in my living room Oh creepy A few seconds later I realised it was me Because you're looking down at your phone And you're like

Oh there's a guy in my lounge Oh wait It's me That guy got a fright too Cam's here Hey Cam Because you're looking down at your phone and you're like, oh, there's a guy in my lounge. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. It's me. That guy got a fright too. Cam's here. Hey, Cam. G'day.

How you going? Good. What did you see on the security cams, Cam? I was at work, got a notification saying there was movement at home on the driveway. Had a look and my partner's friend was doing some indoor gardening on the driveway. Wait. Wait. Your partner's friend was having an indoor gardening session. Indoor gardening meaning.

It's our code word on this show. Really? Who were they gardening with? Some guys she'd just been on a date with. Oh, right. Not with your partner. No, it's not. Why were they doing it on your driveway?

I don't know. I was from Glenham and couldn't wait to get home, I guess. Okay, now I'm going to ask you this man-to-man, Kim. How long did you watch the security footage for? It was a few seconds before I realised what was happening and then by the time I did the guy's work, we were quite interested. Yeah, you've got to monitor the cameras, right? Yeah, well, that's it.

Were they in a car? No, the bonnet. They were on the bonnet of the car? Was it night time or day time? Middle of the day. Was anybody home at your house? No. Jeez Louise, that's brazen.

Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight. Yeah, all right. Well, good work, Cam. Keep those cameras, mate. You never know what flight afternoon delight. Yeah, all right. Well, good work, Cam. Keep those cameras, mate. You never know what's going on. That's good community. Yeah, it's good community watch from you, actually. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier.

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at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint. Brie's been away for, how long have you been here, Matty? Three weeks? Four weeks.

Four weeks. Four weeks. Bree's been gone for four whole weeks. And when Bree's away, we don't end up talking to Mama Di as much, which is a bloody shame. And we should. So let's get her back on the show. Welcome to the show, our favourite Mama Di.

Hey, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How you been going? I've been listening, but Di. Hey, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How have you been going? I've been listening, but not this week because I've been babysitting all week. Have you? How have you been? Yeah, we're good. How are you?

Yeah, really, really good. The weather's starting to cool off here and we've had lots of rain and I survived the apple and grape. I took three days to get over it, but yeah, I got out the other side. The apple and grape is the big boozy festival that happens in Stanthorpe, isn't it, Mama Di? It's pretty big, but we're down in numbers this year

for obvious reasons. It just means more apple and grape juice for you, right? Oh, look, mate, it was flowing big time. Hey, we haven't got you on here for no reason. Did you hear the news that's come out of New Zealand today? No, I was just talking to Ben and normally I listen to you guys and I have been listening to the show

and Maddy, you have been fantastic. Oh, thank you. Great to hear of your absolutely fantastic news as well. So sweet. Congratulations. So congratulations. Thank you. I'll expect an invite in the mail at some time.

Well, this news actually bodes well for that, Mama Di. Out of the New Zealand government today, they have announced that the international border will reopen to Australians who want to come to New Zealand from the 12th of April. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? I hope this isn't a GF. No, it's not a GF.

We would never do that to you. Because we know how much you miss your daughter. Oh, are you kidding? 12th of April. So in less than a month, you're good to go to pop over here for a visit if you want to, Mama Di. Well, I might have to get off the phone

and go and make a booking. You might have to because it's going to get packed over here. Oh, yes. And I was planning to, we were planning to come, but now we can come earlier, which is fantastic. That's great news. I think I'll vote just entering, no problem at fantastic. Oh, that's great news.

I think I'll vote Jacinta in no problem at all. Yeah, this is the thing. She's not having a good time in the polls. No, she needed to do something. She's starting to give everybody what they want. On a serious note, what's it been like for you as a parent with a child in a different country and not like for love or money

being able to visit that person for the last, I don't know, what has it been, like eight, nine months? The thing is, Clint, I've absolutely missed her like anything. And the problem that we had is initially when she went and, you know, she's been away quite a bit off and on, but you could always go when you wanted to. Yeah. Like if someone was sick or if I was needed or she needed, if I needed her, we could, you know,

oh yeah, we'll just jump on a plane. You're only three hours away kind of thing, right? Yeah, literally. And I mean, it was closer for me to come to Auckland than it was to go to Gosford down near Sydney. And so that kind of was always at the back of your mind and of course I used to go and see her at least three or four times a year and her come home at least that often.

And the biggest issue was is these big milestones in your family that everyone has had, you know, with children being born and now Jonty's just, all he wants to do is watch you and Brianna fish. I put that video on the other, oh, a few weeks ago. Oh, of us fishing down in Wanaka. Is that his favourite? Yes. Yeah, right.

Okay, yeah. His favourite video of all time is you kissing the fish or getting a slap. Yeah. Getting a slap maybe, that's the one. And it's those things, but I keep thinking we're a lot better off than the majority of people who have had a lot bigger issues happening in their families.

Yeah, but it doesn't help when there's that separation from someone that you love so much. So we get it. We totally get why this would be such a big deal. Oh, it's just absolutely awesome and I think for want of COVID or whatever, let's just open up, guys. Well, we are. We are.

Yeah, that's the news. We are. So we actually haven't been able to get hold of Bree yet because she's busy doing her secret TV show. If you want to text her and break the news to her, maybe you could text her your flights once you've booked them. We'll leave that news to you to be able to share to Bree. Okay, Mama Di? Absolutely.

But there's one condition. I think because she's been away and that's her choice, I think the three of us should take over the show for a while. Done. I think, you know. Me, you and Maddie. Yes. I think it would be fantastic.

You get over here, mate, and the seat is ready for you, okay? That's Mum and Di. Bree's mum with the good news that Aussie's allowed back into the country from the 12th of April. We'll see you soon. Love you, mate. Good to talk. Love you, guys. Have a talk. Love you, guys.

Have a great day. It's time to Google down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... Our weekly quest to find the country's greatest Googler. Is it going to be you, Amelia? Good afternoon.

Hi. You're playing for 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Would you say that you're good at Googling or good at typing or good at, I don't know, computers? I'm pretty fast at typing. Pretty fast at typing. Okay, that's going to help you. You need to tell us what we're Googling on. Is it a phone or a computer this afternoon?

Phone. Phone. All right. Okay us what we're Googling on. Is it a phone or a computer this afternoon? Phone. Phone. All right. Okay, Maddie. I'm ready. Anastasia and myself will use a phone. Ben will run the Google down with Bree being away. Ben, we've got a theme today.

Yep. Today's theme is to celebrate the fact our show is interviewing the Channing Tatum next Monday about his new film, Dog. Yes. All questions will be animal related. Oh, okay. Doesn't really help much. 101 dumb questions.

That's a negative point to Anastasia. She starts on a negative one. Fair. That's fair for doing that. So is everyone else ready for the first question? I'm ready. Okay, here we go, guys. Just call out an answer if you know what it is, Amelia.

You don't have to buzz in. Just yell out the answer. What's the biggest breed of dog? A simple nut. Great Dane. Wrong. Angus Mastiff. Anastasia is now on zero. Angus Mastiff. Well done, Anastasia.

Welcome to the same. Welcome to the playing field. I took a stab in the dark. Thank you. And you are allowed to guess. You're allowed to yell out your answer. Here we go. Your second question. What's the loudest animal in the world? The blue whale.

Blue whale. Anastasia did get that. She's on one. Is a blue whale an animal? Yes. Yes. Is it? It's a fish. Oh, it's. Yes. Is it? It's a fish.

Oh, it's a mammal. Is that why it counts? We're going to go straight to the third question. I'm on negative one now, eh? Yeah, you are. Okay, here we go. Your third question for Google Down. How fast can an elephant run?

40 kilometres an hour. Oh, no. Anastasia's got it. So it's about now that I... There's a Thai restaurant called Fast Elephant and all I got was that. It's about now that I would have pantsed you if I hadn't said that stupid thing at the start.

Oh, she's getting cocky. Pride comes before a fall. Oh, how well with that. The last point. Come on, Amelia. We're all playing for you, okay? We're all playing last point wins. If Maddie or I get a point here, it playing for you. We're all playing last point wins.

If Matty or I get a point here, it goes to you. So we're going to beat Anastasia. Let's do it. You've got to play too, Amelia. Yeah. All right, here we go, guys. How many Kiwis are left in the world?

68,000. 68,000. Clint's got it. Amelia's got it. That's a point for Amelia. Okay. So we equal Amelia and Anastasia now. Matty's like, I think we're going to go to Amelia. Yeah, yeah, our points go to Amelia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good. Okay. Two to Anastasia, one to Amelia. Here we go. Your next question. How large is the albatross's wingspan? Up to 11 feet.

35 metres. That's a point to Maddie, which is a point to Amelia. Yes! We're tied up, guys. We're all tied up. This is the decider. Here we go. Three against one.

Remember when Anastasia was talking all that shit? Yeah, good one. I got three points. All right, here we go. Your last question, team. What dog does Channing Tatum have in the movie Dog? Oh, God. Belgian Mammalinas.

There's a lot of yelling going on. Belgian Mellinos. Yeah, that's correct. Anastasia got the point. Yes! The evil Anastasia wins again. I had a shocker. I'm not evil.

I'm nice. Amelia, you get 50 KFC chicken dollars, but not the title of New Zealand's greatest Googler. Well done. Thank you. There we go. If you want to go and see that Channing Tatum movie, Dog, by the way, it's out this week.

And you can score a double pass if you text DOG to 9696. You might win yourself one that way and yeah Channing's on the show on Monday I love my mum she's so sweet she's like the glue of our family she's your matriarch

she's the rock she holds everything together can you smell what mum is cooking sorry when you said she was the wrong... Sorry, that was a dad joke. That was a bad joke. But I pity that. Baft. Well, thank you. I appreciate it. Keeps the show moving.

Back to your mum being awesome. She's amazing. She does everything for us all the time. Sends us care packages if we're sick. Still, we get a Christmas stocking, for God's sake, when we go home. Yeah. So she's amazing. And occasionally she'll send us really sweet, thoughtful gifts.

You know, obviously on our birthdays and things like that. But every now and then we'll just get one in the mail. What, out of the blue? Yeah, because she's thought of us. Really? Yep. Oh, nah, she's doing too much. She's making other mums look bad.

She's amazing. She's going overboard. Yeah. But the other day I... Well, so you don't need anything. No, I don't. No, I don mums look bad. She's amazing. She's going overboard. But the other day I... So you don't need anything. No, I don't. You double income, no kids. You're a dink over here. Inner city dink. You don't need

any gifts. Oh, but you best believe I'll open the packet and it'll rise. So the other day I did just that. I got a gift from mum. Opened it up. It was beautifully wrapped. For no reason. I haven't missed your birthday or anything. your birthday no no no last year

you're fine opened it up it was wrapped up unwrapped it it was a book oh yeah because I like to read mum loves to read

part of a book club and so she's all over what the best books are and stuff and she knows that I like to read so it was really thoughtful and then I turned it open to start reading it at nighttime when I was in bed. And I opened it up.

And on the second page, up in the top right-hand corner, it just said, Tracy McClain. And I thought, hang on. Hang on. That's your mum's name, right? That's your mum's name right? That's my mum's name Why would mum write her own name in a book that she's bought for me? Yeah how strange

That's so weird Unless she wrote the book and she's autographed it for you No my mum has not become a fiction author No okay So it turns out I just got mum's hand-me-down book. Which is

funny for a couple of reasons. Because, like, it's fine to give someone a book that you've already read. Like, it's a very normal thing to do. You go, I've bought this book. I've read it. I think you'll like it. I think you'll like it. Or even just have it. I don't re-read books. You should just have it.

But to pass it off as a gift? But to wrap it up? To pass it off as a gift. Yeah, yeah. So did you hit her up about it? No, I haven't. Have you not? No.

Oh, we should have called her. I'm too embarrassed. Do you think, oh, really? I don't want to make her feel bad. But she knows what she's done. Yeah, she knows exactly what she's done. Unless it's totally innocent and she bought two copies and she sent you the wrong one.

Possibly, or she just forgot that she'd written her name in the front cover and didn't think anything of it. Yeah, I've heard of this happening before. I have a friend who went to the NRL Grand Final one time and don't ask me why they thought this was a good gift. They bought their partner home a commemorative T-shirt from the stadium of where the NRL Grand Final was played and they wrapped it up and they gave it to her

and they said, hey babe, I bought you this back. Thanks for making it possible for me to go on the trip. Here's a gift for you. And she opened it up and she goes, this has been washed. It's like, ugh. And it turns out it was a T-shirt he bought to wear to the game and then afterwards went,

oh shit, I didn't buy her anything. So he just wrapped up the T-shirt that he purchased at the game and gave it to her as a gift. Shit gift, first of all. Terrible gift. And then if it doesn't have a tag on it, what do you think she's going to think?

I think they're going to react. You've been busted. You've been busted re-gifting. Yeah. And I know that there will be so many instances of this. People who have either re-gifted and been busted or you've busted someone re-gifting

you something. Yeah. Or you busted them giving you something you know they got for free. Totally. Like if you know they get a certain thing as like a work pick, like if you've got a friend who works for Coke and they're like, oh my god you got me a dozen blue Powerades for Christmas. How generous of you. So nice of you.

And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. I didn't just put this up in the warehouse out the back. Rat out your friend for their re-gifting stories this afternoon. Give us a call on 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. It's fine. It's fine. They did it.

Yeah, and I do love you, Mum. I love you. Yeah. Just don't put your name in the cupboard next time. Work on your own. Were there like corners folded down as well? My mum got me a really thoughtful gift. She got me a book because she knows I love to read

and she's a big reader. And so she sent me a book and this was not a, here's a book, I think you'll like it, you should read it. This was a, here's a gift that I've bought for you. Only problem was when I went to start reading the book, she'd written her name in the top right-hand corner of the second page. And then wrapped it up.

And then wrapped it up. And passed it off as a genuine gift. Look, maybe she's going environmental and sustainable and not purchasing any gifts now. Or maybe the rest of your life, all of your gifts will be things from around the house. That's good for the environment. Like a half-eaten packet of biscuits or something. Yeah, or an old pillow.

Yeah. You know, just eco. Also budget savvy. True. But yeah, you've been re-gifted. And so we've been asking people, have you ever been the recipient of a re-gift or have you re-gifted something yourself?

Are you a flagrant re-gifter? Which a lot of people would be. You know, so let's get the stories. This person doesn't want to be named and we get that. We totally get it. Re-gifting is a controversial topic. Hello, Anonymous. Shota, how are you going, guys? Good. Howifting is a controversial topic. Hello, Anonymous. Kia ora.

How are you going, guys? Good. How are you doing? Not too bad, thank you. So were you the regifter or the regifty? No. So I gave a gift to a friend of mine who's a mad Harry Potter nut. Yep.

And a month or so after, I spotted her on a community page selling it. No! So that was cool. Not. So you knew it was your stuff but you specifically knew because you could see her name, like her Facebook name or something selling it. Yeah, so it's on a

community page and it was her actual name. What a cheeky shit! Yeah, right? Right. And it wasn't just my stuff, it was some of the other stuff that she's obviously been gifted at some point too, so. So what do you do? Do you hit them up? Do you say, hey, I noticed

on the community page, you're selling the thing I bought you. Yeah, no, I'm just not going to give her any more Harry Potter merch. And just avoid the topic? You know, you could be real pass-ag and next time you're around there, go, no, I'm just not going to give her any more Harry Potter merch. And just avoid the topic? You know, you could be real pass-ag, and next time you're around there, go, oh, you know that Harry Potter thing I got you? Can I just look at it for a second?

Yeah, I want to see something. Yeah, I need to check something on it. Can you bring it here? Well, another friend of mine, her son's writing to Harry Potter, right? So next time I'll go, I'll say, hey, have you got any of that stuff that you don't want? And I'll give it back to her. Brilliant.

She'll sell it to you. She'll go, you can have 50 bucks. Thanks, Anonymous. Megan's here. Hi, Megan. Hey. Yours is good.

You know that you got regifted something, right? Yeah, yeah. What happened? So they gave me the gift and then I opened it in front of them and it was a DVD

and I was like, oh, cool. And then I opened it up to be like, oh yeah, we'll watch it tonight and then I opened it in front of them, and it was a DVD, and I was like, oh, cool. And then opened it up to be like, oh, yeah, we'll watch it tonight, and then it wasn't in there. Oh, the DVD wasn't in the case. No, and I was like, oh, where is it? And then they were like, oh, my God, and had to, like, confess that they had watched it. Wait, it was still in their DVD player?

Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah, so we had to go back to their place and get it out in their DVD player? Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah, so we went to their place and get it out of the DVD player. Do you remember what movie it was? It was like Sione's Wedding or something like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gee, Sione's Wedding, you're lucky it wasn't a pirated copy, to be honest. There were a lot of those going around in the 2000s.

It was a few years ago. Wasn't it? Yeah. Great movie, though. Thanks, Megan. We appreciate the call.. It was a few years ago. Wasn't it? Yeah. Great movie, though. Thanks, Megan. We appreciate the call. Kate's here. Hi, Kate.

Hi. What happened to you, Kate? Well, when I was a kid, I gave my grandmother a cute photo frame with a photo of me and my brother in it. Nice. A few years later, she forgot that it was my birthday, well, forgot that it was my birthday and she re-gifted it back to me. Didn't realise I'd given

it to her previously. Oh no. Was your photo still in it? Yeah, the photo was still in it and everything. Oh no, she gifted you a photo of yourself in a photo frame that you gave her. Yeah, yeah, I gave her the photo frame with the photo in it as well, yeah. Oh no. Yeah photo frame with the photo in it as well. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, Nan. Yeah, so everything was the same. Oh, bless. Oh, I feel bad for Nan. She's panicked. And you can't do anything with that, right? You can't hit Nan up. No.

No, no, you can't. You've got to just be like, oh, that's nice. Thank you. You can't be like, look here, Nan. Yeah. This is bull crap.

I gave you this, you stingy. Oh, poor Nan. But hey, good story, right? Good story. Thanks, thanks. There we go. Hey, regrifters beware because people know, okay? And if it doesn't have the wrapping on it quite often.

If you know you're regifting something, just check. Just think. And maybe just be honest. Oh, I didn't get you anything, but here's something I found on the shelf. Here's some old crap. Okay, birthday banger. The number one song on your 16th birthday, what is it? Maddie's is Avril Lavigne, Complicated.

Mine's J-Lo, Jenny from the Block. Is it? Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, it's good, eh? It's really good. But what is yours? Maddie's is Avril Lavigne complicated. Mine's J-Lo, Jenny from the block. Is it? Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah, it's good, eh? That's really good. But what is yours? Let's find it out.

Cameron. Kia ora, Cameron. Hi there. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you guys? Good. Hump day.

Yes. Yes, it is. Two more days left. Exactly. Hey, let's find out your birthday. Bang a show here, Cameron. When's your birthday? 15th of the 7th, 1999.

All right, you were 16 on the 15th of July, 2015, and this was the number one song. Nobody can drag me down. Nobody, nobody. The boys. Nobody can drag me down. When you were 16, were you a directioner? Oh, hardcore, I was.

Yeah, who's your favourite 1D member? Oh, Harry. You say that like it's obvious. You could have been a Zayn girl. No. No, definitely not. No, okay, she's very firm on that. Okay, I like your birthday bang.

I think it's a good throwback. We'll have to see if it's the best after Peter's been on. Hi, Peter. Kia ora, guys. How you doing? Doing well, thanks. Good. All right, let's find out your birthday.

Bang, Peter. When's your birthday? 30th of October, 1996. Okay, Peter, you were 16 on the 30th of October, 2012, and this was Topping the Chart. Gangnam Style. Oh, God. Gangnam Style.

Oppa, Gangnam Style. Just when we'd forgotten all about it. Yeah, boom. It's back. He's back. I'm really sorry. Don't apologise. Si was a global superstar in what year? 2013?

2012. 2012. Did you do the dance when you were 16? I bet you did. I bet you're doing that cowboy dance everywhere when you were 16. I was all over it, absolutely. Okay, it's a good throwback as well. We'll do one more for Nikita. Kia ora, Nikita.

Kia ora. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. How are you going? How's your Wednesday? Oh, it's going great, thanks. And this has just popped it off. Oh, yay.

Oh, good stuff. Yeah, it's fun to find this out, right? Even just to make it through the calling is amazing, so yeah. Awesome. Well, you've shown you can get through. You've got to try and get through for Secret Sound, Nikita. I know, that would be even better. Wouldn't it?

Well, let's see if you can win Birthday Banger today by finding out what your Birthday Banger song is. When's your birthday, Nikita? My birthday is on 26th of July, 1989. 1989. 1989. Okay. Right, you were 16 on the 20th. I think we might have made a mistake with...

Are we sure about this, Ben? Just doing a bit of... No. Sorry, we're going to have to just quickly recalculate your birthday, Bang and Nikita. Because we've got you down as... Surely it's not that. Unless we're back to number one in that year. Nah, we're going to have to re-look it up.

You know what, Nikita? You're going to have to hang on the line with us and we will confirm what your birthday banger is in a second, okay? Can you wait there for us? No, that's great, yep. Okay, sweet as. I reckon while we figure that out, Maddy,

let's decide between One Direction and Gangnam Style. I think it's One Direction. It's got to be One Direction, right? Right? Yeah, it's got to be. Yeah, okay. Hey, Cameron, congratulations. You just won Birthday Banger. Awesome. Thanks so much. Here we go. Here's One D, and we'll be back to confirm what Nikita's is

straight after this. Bree and Clint with Maddie on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint with Maddie. The winner of Birthday banger today. There's one direction from 2015 that's drag me down. There's one person who's been waiting patiently to find out what their birthday banger was, and that's you, Nikita.

Are you still with us? We're here, guys. You're still here, okay. All right, Nikita, let's do this. Even though we have chosen our song for today, it's still important to find out what yours was. So you were 16 on the 26th of July 2005, and this is your birthday banger. Pussycat Dolls.

What do you reckon? Worth the wait? Yeah, perfectly. Thanks, guys. You're welcome. It's a good one. I like it. Sorry, for some reason we did the math wrong

and we had you down as Daddy Cool Eagle Rock. And I thought, hang on, that doesn't seem like a 2005 song to me. I was like, Nikita's a millennial, babe. That cannot be her birthday banger. There you go. We do birthday banger every day at 5.30 you can figure out

what yours is with us tomorrow on the show remember last year when there was that jumbo donger on that show

Sex Life on Netflix oh do I remember I didn't watch a single episode of the show no but everyone went

to that bit right oh you'd best believe I went to it and people were filming their reactions and they were like oh my god where did that monster come from well there's a new one not a new donger but a new scene uh in a netflix show that everybody is um talking about right and recording themselves

watching okay uh it's a it's a sick scene um and this guy explains it to you have a listen you want to see the most messed up sex scene i've ever seen in my life it's in this show and i was so uncomfortable with it that i couldn't watch it okay it's a netflix show called brand new cherry flavor brand new cherry flavor on the fourth episode 35 minutes in is where it starts if you go check it out please stitch this show me your blind reaction please i. I am dying to know. Please. So do you want to watch it? Yeah.

A little bit, eh? I think so. Am I ready for this? I don't know. I haven't seen it either. And I have no idea what the show is about. I haven't watched the show. I've Googled it.

Brand new cherry flavor is described as a horror drama. Okay. And this is the sex scene that everyone's talking about. You guys won't get to see it, but you'll get to hear us watching it. When you're ready, Ben, I reckon you roll the clip, man. Let's watch it. Okay, I see boobies. Oh, what is that?

Oh. Oh. What is that? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. What is that? What is that? Oh! What is that? What is that?

What is that? Where is he sticking his fingers? Oh my god his fist! Oh my god his fist! Oh! No! You guys can't see this but it's not the place that you think it is. It's not a place I've ever seen on a person's body before. Okay, because I've never done this with a girl before.

This isn't normal. True, this is even more shocking for you. This isn't normal? Oh, no, no, no, that's not where it goes. Oh my God. Is he going to do it to her? No, he's going to do it. Oh, he's doing it.

Oh, God. Okay, I think we've seen enough. Oh, God. I'm scarred for life. Well, there is nothing about that that we can... Okay, we'll turn the panting and moaning down. There's nothing about that that we can describe on the radio

but if you like to see it for yourself the show's called Brand New Cherry Flavour if you go to episode 4 and scroll through to 35 minutes

don't watch it with your parents no do not do not have you ever this will say a lot about you and I know that you live

a very very wild lifestyle Matty have you ever had a magnum say a lot about you, and I know that you live a very, very wild lifestyle, Matty. Have you ever had a magnum of champagne before? You know, those really, really big bottles of- I know exactly what you mean. No, I haven't. Have you not? I was meant to once when my sister turned 21.

Mum bought what she thought was a magnum of champagne. Yeah. And we were all very excited to crack it open and share it around. Yeah. Our family and my sister's friends. We went to crack open the bottle and then we realised it wasn't a magnum of champagne,

it was a magnum of mower beer. Oh! By mistake. I've seen the beer ones. Much cheaper than a magnum of champagne. Yeah, Mum was like, I got a really good deal on this. Yeah, that's because it's beer, Mum. Well, much like beer, there is a Magna of champagne Yeah mum was like I got a really good deal on this Yeah that's because it's beer mum Well much like beer there is a new type of Magnum

Which is about to come out Which you might be into actually I know you in a former life would have been into this Very shortly you're going to be able to get your hands On a Magnum of Vodka Cruiser As in the Vodka Cruiser Oh my god my entire teenage years just went flashing before my eyes.

The original RTD, before you were having pals, before you were having odd companies, before you were having long whites, you were having a vodka cruiser. My friend Matt's favourite vodka cruiser was the red raspberry vodka cruiser, but he'd always have too many, and then he'd vomit, but his vomit would be red, and we'd be like, oh my God, you're bleeding from inside. And he'd go'd go no i've just been drinking red vodka cruises plus he was like kind of pinging because they were full of sugar oh my god so full of sugar i mean you could get

three for twelve dollars at the lava bar in rotarua um the limited edition cruiser magnum which magnum by the way if you don't know what it is giant bottle massive do you see like peter burling spraying them off the side of the Team New Zealand boat when they win It holds 3.1 litres of vodka cruiser And when you think that a standard vodka cruiser is like 330ml That's a lot That's 11 times the amount of vodka cruisers in one bottle It comes in three very classy flavours

Wild raspberry Juicy watermelon And lush guava All great All great cruises in one bottle. It comes in three very classy flavours. Wild raspberry, juicy watermelon and lush guava. All great. All reeking of sophistication, right? I mean, I can see Peter Burling switching to... The bottles hold 11 standard

cruises and they take two bar staff to pour. I was going to say, God, imagine turning up to a BYO with a bottle of that. That's your whole night. Yeah. Chuck a straw in it. And then some. Oh yeah, and legally we have to say, God, imagine turning up to a BYO with a bottle of that. That's your whole night. Yeah. Chuck a straw in it. And then some. Oh yeah, and legally we have to say and then some. Yeah, and legally and then some. Unfortunately, they're only

making 21 of these. They're limited edition to celebrate Vodka Cruises' 21st birthday and they're only available to Australians. Oh bugger. Which I think is bullshit. That's so rude. So rude. So rude. I helped keep Vodka Cruises in business when I was a teenager. they're only available to australians which i think is bullshit it's so rude so rude so rude so i helped keep vodka cruises in business when i was a teenager the thing about it is though

surely a a cruiser of magnum if it only holds 11 cruisers should only be the same price as a box of cruisers yeah right it's the same amount if anything it should be cheaper because there's less bottles in there exactly yeah just a marketing idea for you if any of the liquor companies are out there. We'd buy them. We'd buy a couple. They'd go good on the table at Maddie's wedding.