ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint with Matty McLean Podcast – 18th March 2022

Episode Date: March 18, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast with Maddie and if this works, check one two, check one two, Brie! G'day guys, how are we? Anastasia, is Brie on the video? Is Brie on the video that you're recording for the Facebook page as well? Brie is not currently on the video. Hi Stage! But I can see you? Brie is not currently on the video. High stage!

But I can see you, Brie, which you look nice. Can she hear me? No. Anastasia, you're not doing your job? Is that... Essentially, yes, Maddy, that is correct. That's correct. It's fine. It's okay. I was just checking. No, no. Thank you for checking. Brie,

I miss you. I miss you too. I, no. Thank you for checking. Bree, I miss you. I miss you too. I'll be back soon. Today we bullied Anastasia for her misuse of hashtags. Oh, God. Which normally you'd be like, that's unfair. But Maddie and I both reminded her, it's your goddamn job. Okay?

You're the head of social media for this show. Anastasia, laugh loudly if you need me to come back earlier. He muted my mic. We have Brie patched in. This is actually a test because she's going to be on the show on Monday for our big Channing Tatum interview. So big. Oh, my God. I can't believe the reception it's had online because we've obviously

been promoting it. This means so much to so many people. It's closure. Yeah. Or is it the start of something really beautiful? What are you implying? Because I'm into it. He's dating Zoe Kravitz.

You're dating Sophia. I feel like we could make it work. Totally. I feel like everybody could leave with somebody. This might be a bit of a spoiler, but, I mean, podcast listeners are our whanau, so we can do it. Clint, do you feel like in the interview, because, I mean, it airs on Monday, we're going to play it for everyone,

do you feel like Channing, when we confronted him about, when I messaged him when we were in LA and I asked him about him leaving me on read. Yeah. Do you feel like he kind of answered without answering that he was like, Jessie J was a bit crazy so I wouldn't check my messages as much?

That's the vibe that I got. The vibe I got was- Me too. Because he danced around it and you'll hear this in the interview and I was actually trying to get Anastasia to edit that bit into a TikTok that she's making today because he danced around it, and you'll hear this in the interview, and I was actually trying to get Anastasia to edit that bit into a TikTok that she's making today.

He danced around it, and his words are something like, look, it was a bit of a weird time for me. I had a lot going on. And I took it that the Jessie J relationship, because it was a lot. That relationship happened really fast, and it came

on and it finished. But we were chasing him right at peak jesse j and if i'm jesse j when he was in the midst of the pussy power yeah he was in the grips of it um but if i'm jesse j i don't want some crazy australian bitch coming over and having a having a chat to my man yeah he dm'd you on instagram once that makes it worse. I definitely don't want him to talk to you. He's been sliding in your DMs before me. Look, I feel like if she had went on my Instagram and seen the videos of me farting,

she wouldn't have been threatened. I think she probably did go on your Instagram. Oh my God, imagine if she did. Anyway, the big meeting between Brie and Channing, which I'm just along for the ride of, very third wheel vibes. Did you say anything at all? There's me and there's also the director of the movie, the co-director. We're both in there.

Really? At one point I look at him and I'm like, are you a good man? He's like, I'm good. He was really good about it. Yeah, he was so lovely. That airs on Monday on the show, and Bree will be on the show for us to do that as well. Also, can I jump in?

Oh, who's that? Yeah. Who do you think it is? Oh, Ben, hi. Tomorrow we were going to post an exclusive clip just for the podcast family. Oh, yeah. Oh, cool.

So it'll be a 30-second, 15, a little snippet of what to expect from Monday. Post that one. Or have you already got it ready? Yeah, I've got it ready. It's-second, 15, a little snippet of what to expect from Monday. Post that one. Or have you already got it ready? Yeah, I've got it ready. It's a minute, and it's a different moment, but arguably just as good. Okay, cool. Ooh.

Is it the bit where he gets his schlong out and does a helicopter? Yeah, that was my favorite. Can you? Yeah, it's that one. That was top three moment for me. It was only top three. And he goes, look, Bree, no hands. And I'm like, I knew you'd be uncircumcised

I'm going to have my screen record Ready to go Yeah One time only Okay Ben Let's do an international birthday banger It's my birthday It's my birthday

Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger The podcast Yee-haw Yee-haw Okay you tell us your birthdays On our podcast family Facebook page, and slowly but surely we get through them all.

Maddie is the only one who can see the list, so talk us through, Maddie. All right, first up we've got Mel Young from Brizzy in Australia. Oh, the old Brisbane. Oh, she's actually from Christchurch, but she lives in Brisbane. G'day, Mel. She's like reverse Brie. Yeah, she is. Oh, yeah, she is too.

Her birthday is January 31st 1987, which means she was 16 in 2003 and this is her birthday bang. Are these in order? Yeah. Yeah. You better never let it go.

It's a good birthday, man. It is very good. Am I delayed? Ever so slightly, yeah. Okay, good. Just to let me know I shouldn't sing. So try and do it in time. Go slightly ahead of it.

One shot, do not miss your chance Miss your chance Because opportunity comes once in a lifetime Did I get it? You're so close. You're spot on, man. No, I'm not. Okay, another one, another one, another one.

All right, Lewis Allen from Banff in Scotland. Oh, Lewis from Squalor! Squalor! Shit, I forgot about this. From Bath! His birthday is 3rd of September 2000, which means he was 16 in 2016, and this was topping the chart.

So baby, pull me closer In the backseat of your Rover That I know you can't afford and this was topping the chart. The chain schmugglers. Oh, I love a schmuck in a pumpkin. Weren't they meant to be having a big comeback, Ben? You were showing us some videos.

Isn't it still coming? Yeah, we're waiting. It's happened. They came back. We missed it. You know what song I listened to of theirs the other day? Selfie?

Let me take a selfie Yeah You're not allowed to ask them about it in interviews, Matty You're not allowed to ask the chain smokers about Let me take a selfie Why? They're ashamed of it That's a legit thing

They won't let you ask anything They rebranded after that song They're like, we want to be taken serious EDM Yeah, right ask anything they rebranded after that song they're like we want to be we want to be taken serious edm yeah right yeah they rebranded they originally before like when they did that song they were a pack a day that was their name and then they rebranded to the chain smoke so closer was their let take me seriously yeah yeah yeah. Shade from Matt McLean. Yeah, that was their U2 moment. Okay, one more. Okay, this is from Rendrick. Great name.

From Ontario, Canada. Yes, that's cool. Their birthday is the 27th of November, 1985, which means they were 16 in 2001, and this is their birthday banger. You have three elder millennials on the conversation today. I feel like this can't lose this song.

It's this for me. Is this for all of us? Yep. There we go. Oh, that wasn't very smooth. Semi-professional DJ over here.

Bree, we'll see you on the show on Monday, okay? I can't wait, guys. Miss you. Love you, Maddie McLean. Love you too. Bye, guys.

Channing Tatum's on the show too. Listen live if you can. It's going to be a lot of fun on Monday, but it'll all be on the podcast for you too. Here's your

international birthday banger. Bye. Bye. What time is it? Now! Three, two, one! ZM's Bree and Clint with guest host Maddie McLean. Good morning everybody and welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint with Maddie. And it's Friday! And it's three days in a row that I haven't talked over your name on the intro. Thank God.

It's only taken you a month. It was going to be fixed it. It's that millisecond pause. That's what it is. Yeah, I'm like a high-performance athlete. I've got fast-twitch fibres. Right. So if there's a tiny gap, I'll fill it.

I'll fill it. I'll fill it. You stop talking for a second, I'll fill it. So you're the Usain Bolt of radio. Pretty much, yeah. I'm the LeBron James of talking crap on the radio. And this afternoon, I plan on scoring a triple-double. I bet you will.

It's a basketball reference. Guys, I get basketball. I understand. Today on the show, we're going to find Clark Gayford. Do you know where he is? No, but I think

with our collective, you know... The power of the people. With the network of eyes and ears that we have around the motu this afternoon, I think we can find him easily.

If we're the ones to find him, what a coup. What a coup for this show. It's like the secret sound this afternoon. I think we can find him easily. If we're the ones to find him, what a coup. What a coup for this show. It's like the secret sound. Instead of guessing what the noise is, you have to find the Prime Minister's husband. Is he on a boat?

Is he in a paddy wagon? Is he in court? Is he at home looking after the kids? If you've ever thought, if you've ever watched The Amazing Race and thought, I could win that, here's your chance to prove it right here on this show. Is he moving a house?

Yeah. Is he DJing at Chapel Bar on Ponsonby Road? The possibilities are endless. Totally. So it's the greatest competition in radio this afternoon. Fine, Clark Gaifert. But we trust you to do the job. Job done.

Also on the show, two shots at The Secret Sound. Do you know what this noise right here is? If you do, today it's worth 50 grand, a measly $50,000 after no one was able to get it on $100,000 day yesterday. Still, 50K.

I know, right? I wouldn't kick it out of bed. Set your life up 50 grand. Totally. It'll get you moving easily. So you can guess that at four and five o'clock today. But we'll start the show

with Tradie vs. Lady. If you want to play that, you can guess that at 4 and 5 o'clock today. But we'll start the show with Tradie vs. Lady. If you want to play that, you can call us now on 0800DIALS.ZM. We need a Tradie and a Lady to play the game this afternoon. And we'll play after the song, which Maddie and I will be singing for Friday Oki this afternoon. We'll kick it off with a Friday Jam from Natasha Bedingfield.

Maddie's coming out song. If you want to hear us sing this, make sure you're here at 5 o'clock. This is Unwritten on ZM. Friday Jams. Brian Clint with Maddie's coming out song If you want to hear us sing this Make sure you're here at 5 o'clock This is Unwritten on ZM Friday Jams Brian Clint with Maddie Thank you for your Clark Gayford sightings Please keep them coming in on 9696 We will find him this afternoon

If it's the last thing we do We absolutely will Maddie's a journalist for God's sake I'm an investigative reporter. He's an award-winning journalist. If any crackpot afternoon radio show is going to find him today, it's going to be us. Yeah.

Okay? Either Duplessy Ellen's on maternity leave. She can't find him. And I don't know any other drive shows. No. So it's us. It's this or nothing. Yeah.

It's either us or Robert and Jono So we go big or we bloody go home guys alright And I'm not walking out of here on a Friday afternoon Feeling disappointed alright Where are you gayfords? Bree and Clint Tradie vs Lady It's actually the first question in Tradie vs Lady today

Let's meet our contestants today. Our lady is 30 years old. She's from Cambridge. Horse country. No. And her partner and her are both called Sam. Welcome to the show, Sam. Hi, Sam.

Does that get awkward? Sometimes. We don't have the same last name, so it's all right. No, fair enough. Well, you will when you get married. Or maybe not. Yeah, one day. Yours is short will when you get married. Or maybe not. Yeah, one day.

Yours is short for Samantha. What is his short for? Samuel. Oh, yeah, that's right. Do you ever full name him? Do you ever call him Samuel? Yeah, most of the time. I thought I had a revolutionary point there. I was like, oh my God, Sam isn't short for anything. But no, you're right, it's Samuel.

Okay, let's meet your opposition today. They are 28. They're from Wellington and they like collecting Makita tools. That's lucky that they're representing the tradies then. Welcome to the show, Cameron. Hi lads, how are we? Good, how are you doing? I'm not too bad, mate, not too bad.

What's your favourite Makita tool? It'd have to be the radio, mate. Yeah. Oh, what a great answer. Yeah. Followed closely by that tiny little blue Makita air blower that they do, the little pencil-sized one. Yeah, that's not bad either, mate.

I've actually got the bigger-sized one, which actually blows a lot more air. Well, of course it does, but the little one's good for getting in those tiny crevices, right? Yeah, yeah, you're not wrong, actually. Yeah, they do get in there quite tight. I can relate. Okay, Cameron, your buzzer is tradie. Sam, your buzzer is lady.

First to three correct answers gets $50 cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck to both of you. All right, question number one. Blair True compared to Burling. I've talked about the moment they first teamed up together. What sport do they compete in? Tradie.

Cameron. Sailing? Sailing. Sailing is correct. Question number two. Yeah, you got it. Oh, he's happy about that. That was the Makita hammer he was banging just there. Question number two.

The Prime Minister delivered a speech today about the future of tourism in this country from the adventure capital of New Zealand or possibly the world. What town was she in? Lady. Yes, Sam. Queenstown. Got it, Sam. Well done.

My hometown. Or as I like to call it, the poor man's Rotorua. Question number three. You keep telling yourself. We're managed in Queenstown. I'm from Rotorua. Rivalry runs deep.

We've both got a luge. Ours is remarkably better. Yours is faster. And better. But also you're more likely to break your wrist. Ours is remarkably better. Yours has a view of the remarkable. That's the difference.

Question number three. Arnold Schwarzenegger has filmed a pretty passionate video about the war in Ukraine today. What is his most famous catchphrase? Tradie. Yes, Cameron. I'll be back. Oh, I like it.

You put on the accent as well. Yeah, well done. Okay, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Coast radio host Sam Wallace is getting married today. What New Zealand children's TV show did Sam used to host? Lady? Yes, Sam.

What Now? No. So close. Cameron, you want a free guess? I only got Sticky TV. He was on Sticky TV. He's done it. And with that iconic Kiwi answer, you get the win.

We'll give you 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC and that will buy you one quarter of a Makita battery pack for your blower, okay? Thanks, guys. You're welcome, man. Another win for the tradies. Exactly. Brie and Clint.

It's 25 after three and Maddie's had a whoopsie. So what happened was I got this email and you know sometimes you're kind of absentmindedly on your phone and you get a notification. Yeah. Well this happened to me. I got a notification that I had a Gmail email. Yep. And so I opened it up

and I just, I read it without thinking of the context or without looking at who had sent me the message. Right. And it just said, Hey, Maddie, I promise to always be your friend, lover, and most importantly, your family,

from this day until our very last days, forever. Wow, that's romantic. And I went, oh my God, this is so intense. I was like, Ryan does not send me this kind of stuff. First of all, we don't email each other, so why is Ryan sending me an email? By the way, the water bill's late. See, well, this is not the kind of language he would use.

And then I realised what had actually happened was I'm a marriage celebrant. As you well know, I officiated your wedding. Yes, you celebrated my marriage. I celebrated, big time, with quite a lot of champagne. From memory. Thank you for that. My pleasure.

Thank you for making us legally pleasure. Thank you for making us legally married. I think I did. Yeah. Anyway, what happened is I'm a celebrant tomorrow for a wedding.

Yeah. So what this actually was was just the groom of the wedding sending me his vows. Right. Because I said to the couple, send me your vows,

I'll print them off. It's just one thing you don't have to worry about. Bring with you on the day. I'll make sure you've got them. Leave it to me. So he was doing what I had asked of him, but just the way the email was structured and the fact that I wasn't really paying

attention to who had sent it to me caused a little bit of confusion in the first instance. So I thought, this is hilarious. And so my first instinct was to take a screenshot of it and send it to the bride to say this is brilliant, look at what your

husband-to-be has just sent me you can appreciate why I would find this funny and then I realised, oh shit vows are meant to be That's the vows! That's the big surprise! Yeah, they're only meant to be exchanged on the day in the moment.

He's waiting to see what your dress looks like and you're waiting to see what he has to say to you at the aisle. And now I've blown it, you know. So then all of a sudden I sent about five texts in a row going, do not read, don't read, I've sent this by mistake, please don't read, capital letters, block letters. I tried calling her immediately. Delete my message. Delete my message.

Yeah. Thankfully, she read my messages from the bottom up. So she knew exactly what to do. So she did stop. Good for her. Not everybody would be able to stop. I wouldn't have that. You telling me that there was a message that I'm not meant to see is

going to increase my want to see that message tenfold. I have no willpower. No, no, no. So I'm definitely reading those vows. Also for her, it's very bold because the big thing about vows is, have I matched what they're saying? Like, have I got this right? Mine is good. Yeah, yeah.

So if I were her, I'd be like, I want to know if I've got this right. Yeah, yeah. And she's adamant. She deleted them and didn't read them. But I felt like such an idiot. I was like, my one job. Like, my one job. Well, it's a huge, and I say this with love, it's a huge professional fail for me. Totally. You know?

I'm willing to admit that. It's, um, you've got a couple of key jobs there. Yeah. And you've essentially sent a Snapchat of the bride in her dress to the groom. That's similar, right? Very similar. Yeah, yeah.

But it sounds like you've avoided disaster, so well done. I think so. You'll find out tomorrow. If she starts mouthing along to the vows as he's saying them, if she starts like... Or she just looks really disinterested. She's like, I've heard this before. Then you'll know that she read them.

Yeah. I thought we could take some calls this afternoon Because you are absolutely not the first person to do this Can we take some calls on when you sent the important message To the wrong person Please Like you had some information that was crucial Yeah

And it shouldn't have been shared with a certain person And yet that's the exact person that you sent it to Was it a bitchy text that you sent to a friend about someone else but you accidentally sent it to the person you were bitching about? Was it details about the surprise party that you sent to the person that the surprise party was for?

You know, that sort of thing. Did you send the important message to the one person that shouldn't have received the message? We'd love to hear about that this afternoon. You can call us on 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696 and we can get your stories on. If you're still reeling from it, we can keep

you anonymous if you need to, okay? Yeah, this is a safe space. Very easily done. Bree and Clint. I made a real mistake yesterday. Big boo-boo. Big boo-boo. I'm a marriage celebrant and I say to the couples before

the ceremony, send me your vows because that way it's just one less thing for you to have to worry about on the day. I'll print them off, I'll just bring them with me. And the bride doesn't have to walk up the aisle holding cue cards. Or shoving cue cards down her cleavage or something.

I got an email yesterday from the groom, which was his vows, but the way it was structured, it was very funny and it didn't immediately strike me that these were vows that I was reading. So I thought it would be funny if I sent it to the bride to say, look at what your husband-to-be has sent me. Lol, this is funny.

This is funny. And then I realised, oh my God, she's not meant to see this. This is his big declaration of love to her. I can't send these to her. Manny was here in the studio when it happened and all I heard was, can you unsend a text message? Immediately my brain went, oh my God, what have I done? Also, by the way, side note, it's 2022.

Why can't we unsend text messages? The big mistake, right? Even an iMessage? Why can't we unsend text messages? The big mistake, right? Even an iMessage? Why can't you withdraw an iMessage? Oh, yes, true. But you can on Facebook Messenger. You can on WhatsApp. You can on Instagram.

On DMs. Steve Jobs is dead. But if you're listening, is that what you're going to say? Sort it out. Tim Cook is the man that you need. Thank God. Steve Jobs. What I meant to say was Steve Jobs, we miss you.

But Tim Cook, if you're listening. Tim Cook, if you're listening, please help us out. Steve Wozniak, if you're listening. We would love to be able to unsend. Good save, good save. Thank you. Let's go to some calls. Chelsea's here.

Hi, Chelsea. Hello. You sent an important message to the person it wasn't meant to go to, right? Yep. Yes, I did. What did you do? The person that we were in a very long and lengthy and difficult performance management process

Ah And were you I mean I've got limited knowledge of HR but were you trying to performance manage them out of the job? Yes, they were not happy, we were not happy the whole thing was not happy and I'm not the HR manager

but I was sending a message to the HR manager About the person Yep Yep, correct. How did that go down? Not well. And here's the other thing, was this a face-to-face thing? Did you send it while you were in the room with this person? Thank God, no.

But it was pretty much the crux. It ended everything and we ended up having to... You know, the ironic thing is, they could take you to HR for that. Yes, yes. My HR manager was not happy with me at all. Okay, Chelsea, good on you. We live and we learn, right?

Emily's here. Hi, Em. G'day. How you doing? Good. You sent the message to the person the message shouldn't have gone to? No, I was on the receiving end. Oh, no.

Emily, what did you get? So it was back when I was a teenager, and me and my family were on like a three-hour car ride to Christchurch, and we'd had an argument or something, and so my dad had tried to talk to me, and I just wasn't engaging, and so we meant to send a text to my mum being like, I tried talking to her she's not responding you deal with her she's being difficult and i received the message wow is it look as a teenager as well isn't that just the worst message

to get from a parent absolutely i was like 13 or 14 and I was furious. Like I immediately screamed and I was like, Dad, you sent that to me? How could you? My brothers thought it was hilarious. My mum was just like, are you kidding me? You had one job and you couldn't do that. And I say this with love to you. As far as trying to rein in a stroppy teenager goes,

that's tantamount to pouring fuel on the fire, right? Honest to God, it was the longest trip to Christchurch my family's ever taken. Are you and your dad in speaking terms now? Yes, but I still remind him of it every time. Like, he tried to get me to do something, but do you remember that time where you bad-mouthed me to mum and you sent me that text? You should remind him via text message about that you sent to him.

Okay, thank you, Emily. We'll talk to Harry finally. G'day, Haz. Harry. Oh, yeah. Hello. You sent a message to the person it shouldn't have gone to? Yeah, I had a little group chat with my wife and my boss.

And one morning my boss annoyed me quite a lot so I decided to send a message to the wife just to have a little rant get out of my system

chuck a few F-bombs in there but I sent it to the group with my wife and my boss can I just rewind a bit

why are you in a group chat with your boss and your wife we're mates and we did stuff well I say mates we were acquaintances chat with your boss and your wife? We're mates and we did stuff, well, I say mates. We were acquaintances that did things outside of work as well.

You've committed the cardinal sin of blurring the lines, Harry. You've literally combined work and pleasure. You've put them both in the same group chat together. How did it go down? Was your boss understanding? Did they see the funny sides? I've never spoken to him about it since.

Ignore, ignore, ignore. Pretend it didn't happen. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Rose Metafayo is a god damn National treasure That woman Every time I see The stuff that she's doing

On the world stage You have that real Kiwi thing Where you're so proud That a New Zealander Could be out there Doing that And you go

I know her She's ours She's from here She was on Jono and Ben She was on You Lie That's right She was on the New Zealand comedy gala

Yeah She has her Television show Starstruck, which is in its second season, which is not just a TV show. It's a good TV show that has been produced by the goddamn BBC. And it's a good TV show produced by the goddamn BBC, picked up by HBO Max in the US,

that she wrote, directed, and starred in. And stars in. And she's brought some of her Kiwi mates along with her to make it. It's one of those classic Kiwi success stories where she's gone, Nick Sampson, your crack up. I've worked with you way back in Jono and Ben. We both live in London now.

Let's continue making the show together. Anyway, you might have seen her on Graham Norton a few weeks ago. We don't get this show here, so you might have missed this. She's appeared on Stephen Colbert's show and here's a little bit of her and the Stephen Colbert talking on

late night American television. Rose Matafail. Why am I here? How am I here? Because you're really funny. That's why you're here. Stop it. Now, you're from New Zealand

for the people out there who don't know. Yes, exactly. She's so good. She's so good. She's so good. And to get an interview on a late night talk show in the US is such a big deal. They have to agree that the general American population, which is enormous and fickle,

give a crap about what you have to talk about. Yeah, would want to hear from this person. And they do. Which says two things. One, I guess speaks to the fact that Stephen Colbert loves New Zealand. There's that. He's visited here before. Yeah, he's been obsessed with Jacinda Ardern.

And the Lord of the Rings. Yeah. But also just speaks to the fact that Rose's show is clearly like doing so well on the international stage. It's awesome. Yeah, it's a proud Kiwi moment. So that is very cool. That show, if you want to check it out, is called Starstruck, and it's on TVNZ On Demand.

Brian Clint. I have found a list of, it's titled, look, I'll just read you the title of it. I don't want to gender this too much. Sure. I'm going to read you the title. Women share the craziest lies men have told them. Look, look, look, as an equal opportunist, I would like to say that everybody lies. Sure.

However, every example that I'm about to give you is a lie told from a man to a woman. And I feel like there's probably a difference in the lies that men and women tell. Women are smart liars. Men are dumb liars. Well, you say that. You haven't heard any of the lies yet, okay?

So they said, this is how the thread started. Ladies, what say that. You haven't heard any of the lies yet. Okay. So they said, this is how the thread started. Ladies, what is the worst lie you have heard come out of a man's mouth? Apparently, men are quite creative

with their lies. I'm going to read you a few examples and you can judge for yourself. Someone said, I found a bra in his suitcase and he said

it was from when he was fat years back. He said he had saggy titties and kept it to remind him of how far he's come in his weight loss journey. I mean it's good.

It's good. It's hard to fault that one. And look weight loss journeys are hard. You're not going to fault a guy's weight loss journey, are you? Here's another lie. I found a condom wrapper near his bed, which we didn't use, and he said it was a ghost. He was genuinely upset when I did not believe him.

That was a ghost. Okay, okay, keep it together These are the worst lies women have heard from men We went out for dinner He started getting sick He knew that I would panic and tell him to go home for his meds So he dropped me off at my place He went to his place to drink his meds and get some sleep. And then I bumped into him at another restaurant

with another girl a few hours later. Using your illness. How could you? These are the worst lies women have heard from men. He said he booked the hotel room because he needed Wi-Fi. Yeah, because hotels are known for their really strong internet connections. Go to McDonald's. Go to Starbucks.

Come on, men. Do better. My friend had a fling. Fling sent his friend to call and say that he had cancer. Monday, stage one. Thursday, stage four. Sunday, funeral. All in a week, the dude faked his own death.

Years later, I saw him in traffic. He just didn't know how to break it off. That's like when you got your part-time job and about eight of your grandparents die while you work. Totally. Totally. How is he? Oh, not good. Not good.

He broke up with me by saying he moved back to his home country. He kept this lie going for two years and would periodically hit me up pretending he was in a completely different time zone. Turns out he was 15 minutes away with his other girlfriend. Look, points for creativity.

Totally, and that's what this hinges off, right? It's very, you've gone deep. You've gone real deep in the lie and too deep to back out of it. Totally, and that's what this hinges off, right? It's very, you've gone deep. Yeah. You've gone real deep in the lie and too deep to back out of it. Totally. And that's the thing. This guy's got to live this lie for two years. He's got a green screen where he's posting photos

with like palm trees behind him. He's like the Tinder swindler. Still loving the Bahamas. He's like, oh, I'm so tired. I've just woke up. What time is it where you are? He disappeared for three days and said he was sleeping. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

One more, one more. Just one more. These are the worst lies women have heard from men. My friend said she found a pregnancy test, but it was negative. She didn't take the pregnancy test. Her boyfriend said it was his and he wanted to see if it worked on males too.

That's fair. It's just science. It's a flawless lie. If the test was positive, that lie wouldn't have worked so well. But it was negative. But he was able to go, babe, I ain't pregnant. It works.

It checks out. Story checks. I wonder if we can take some calls this afternoon or text messages as well. We can just read these out for you if you want to. And like I said, look, it says men, but it could be anyone, but it's probably going to be men. Yeah, it's definitely going to be men. What are the worst lies that a man has told you?

The more creative, the better. Feel free to share them with us anonymously if you need to. But our phone lines are open and our text line is open as well. 0800 dials at M, text to 9696. Share the lies with us. We have stumbled upon a rich vein of content this afternoon. I don't know if I love or hate men right now. As a man, it's quite confronting

what we're getting. We've asked you what are the worst lies that a man has ever told you and boy have you guys risen to the challenge with some of the messages you've sent in. Lies men have told me. My boyfriend had hickeys all over his neck

one day and he tried saying him and the bro were playing with the vacuum. Guys, do that, babe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do that. You get the vacuum, you put it on your neck. Yeah, it's what we do. Yeah. And then we play rugby.

That's how we bond. Stacey's called up. Hi, we do. Yeah. And then we play rugby. That's how we bond. Stacey's called up. Hi, Stacey. Hi. That was your text message. Oh, that was your story. That was your boyfriend. Wow.

Yes, that was my boyfriend. Did you believe him? My ex-boyfriend. Did you believe him, like, for a minute? I kind of did, only because his mate joined in. I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, no, we were playing with the vacuum. And I was like, okay then. But then after a while, he came up with even more lies.

I was just like, nah, this guy is something else. Did he ever own up to it or did he stick with it? Did he die with the lie? Yeah, right. He still kept saying that him and the bra were playing with the vacuum. Babe, I just love vacuuming. Thanks, Stacey. Have a great weekend.

This one's a bit more innocent. He told me that he didn't know how to use the washing machine, but he forgot that he taught me how to use it when we first moved in together.

Someone said I was dating a guy who said that he was going to Christchurch for work and that him and the guys had made a rule that they wouldn't text their partners while they were away. So I never heard from him for two months. I got a text from him without any explanation. So I just dumped him.

Well, yeah, after two months, I'd assume the relationship was just over, right? Someone said I got to send a photo of my boyfriend at the time in a sleeping bag with another girl. There was a condom wrapper in the photo and I got told they were just cuddling because it was cold and I should be glad that he was such a gentleman. Babe, I was just keeping you warm. She was cold.

Babe, mum raised me right. Mum raised me right. Just give her your sleeping bag then. Oh, no, I was cold too. It's called chivalry. Look it up. She was shivering. I had to be chivalrous, babe.

Rachel's here. Hey, Rach. Hiya. What happened, Rach? We're talking about the worst lies men have ever told. What was it? Yeah, so my partner and I had been together for just over a year at this point, and we talked a lot online,

and he'd sent me a screenshot of something on his phone, but I had noticed a Tinder notification. Up the top, the little Tinder badge at the top. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, we're like fire emoji.

Oh, rookie era. Yeah. And I was like, oh, so what's that about? And he told me that his friend

had dared him to download Tinder and to try out pick up lines. Yeah, totally. Because that's what mates do when they hang out, right? Oh, yeah. It's totally rational.

It was a dare, babe. I had to do it. Okay. What? You can't take a joke, Rach? Rach, come on. You don't want the boys to call me a pussy, do you? Yeah, it took a few times of me confronting him about it before he finally first told me.

And did you break up? No, we're still together. We managed to get through it. Wait, stop the show. You stayed together? Yeah, well, we kind of had a small break and then managed to kind of get over it. We were quite young at that point.

Do you have the pin to his phone? Are you allowed to periodically or randomly check that he doesn't have Tinder, Bumble, Grindr, anything on his phone? Back then,

like, when we reconciled, I, like, he let me have to look through his phone periodically. Like, I'm not that type of person at all. Which phone did he let you look through?

Shit. The burner. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Hey, good for you. Now you're making me overthink it. Oh, burner. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Hey, good for you. Now you're making me overthink it. Oh, no, I'm sorry. You're fine, Rach.

You're fine. It's Maddie and I are burnt. We've heard too many lies this afternoon. Totally, yeah. Maddie and I don't trust anybody anymore. You need to do this again. It's fantastic. It's good, eh?

Yeah. It's great. Next week we'll do women's lies, although I don't think they'll be as much smarter. Yeah. Told me I must have got a sexually transmitted disease from a toilet seat.

Shop bro. Hospitality has had a heck of a couple of years. We know that. The cafes are struggling. The bars are struggling. The restaurants are struggling. Not just for customers

they're also struggling for staff at the moment as well. Usually you'd have like swathes of tourists coming through the country who are only here for two years and they need work like that. And they're really keen to take anything and everything. They'll work in a bar. They'll work in a restaurant.

They'll work in a cafe. They'll do whatever they need to do to be able to earn some money while they're in this beautiful part of the world. Yeah, but the borders have been shut and they can't do that. It's not just been our problem, it's the world's problem at the moment. That's why there's a cafe in Australia at the moment called The Good Cartel who are advertising a job for a barista to make coffee. Right.

And they are willing to pay $92,000 Australian dollars a year for this job. Cha-ching. That's almost $100,000 New dollars a year for this job. Cha-ching. That's almost $100,000 New Zealand dollars to make coffee. For some perspective, the average barista in New Zealand earns $45,000 a year. Yeah, right. That sounds about right. So it's more than double. The catch is, well, also, you don't need any experience for this job. Right, they'll teach you on the job?

They'll teach you. You'll be expected to work about 47 hours a week, which is a little bit more than usual, but not heaps more. You have to work on weekends, but you get almost 100 grand. The main catch is you have to move to Broome, and I don't know much about Broome. Right, it's in

Western Australia. Is it? What do you know about it? I know it's in Western Australia, and I'm assuming it's kind of middle of nowhere? Right. You've managed to wrangle an expert for us to talk to this afternoon. Yeah. Please welcome to the show, Robin.

Hi, Robin. Hi, how are you? Good. So you're a Broome local. I am. Oh, well, you've got to tell us about Broome, because right at this very minute, this job at this cafe is sounding very enticing. It is. So, Broome is on a peninsula, and we're famous for our cable beach, 22 kilometres of pristine white sand.

Yeah. And on the other side of the Broome Peninsula is Roebuck Bay, which is tidal flat. Yeah, beautiful colours, red, red soil, white sand, blue sky. It's really, really beautiful. What's the coffee like? Well, it's very good at Good Cartel. Yeah? Yeah, so it's actually run by siblings, Jack, Joey and Kitty,

and they're from New Zealand. Are they really? Yeah, they're Kiwi. So we'd have a good in then, Robin. Yeah. A Kiwi connection if we wanted this job. Absolutely. Yeah, it's a lot of money to make coffee.

Yeah, it's a hell of a lot of money. And that's what I'm wondering, because I assume it's a pandemic-based thing where there's a shortage of hospo staff. Or is it not? We've always heard that there's better wages in Australia. Does everybody in Australia make that kind of money? No, that's a shortage of hospo staff. Or is it not? We've always heard that there's better wages in Australia. Does everybody in Australia make that kind of money? No, that's a lot.

And look, I don't know all the details, but I imagine it's a bit of a package. It might include accommodation. I'm really not sure. Oh, okay. But they need everything. They need someone for the bath, someone for the food preparation in the kitchen and barista.

Yeah, it's really popular. They do a drive-through. Yeah. Oh, nice. Yeah, but, you know, normally backpackers still, you know, Yeah, that's what we thought. and the bar staff and making coffee, but there doesn't seem to be as many in the country.

But now that all the borders are open, hopefully we'll get more people. More Kiwis. Yeah, exactly. Robin, what's there to do in Broome? Like, if you moved to Broome for the job, what would that all the borders are open, hopefully we'll get more people. More Kiwis. Yeah, exactly. Robin, what's it to do in Broome? Like, if you moved to Broome for the job, what would you end up doing? What would you be doing? For fun. Yeah, for fun.

You mean when you're not making coffee? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's like, what do you do to keep yourself entertained in Broome? Sell it to us. Yeah, so you would have a sunset cocktail overlooking beautiful Cable Beach. Yes, keen. You go fishing, camping, and it's a lot of tourism here. Yeah.

Our population triples in the season, so we're about 17,000 people, but during the season it triples. People love it here because the environs, you know, the colours. Yeah. It's in the Kimberley region in the northwest of Western Australia. Sounds stunning. We don't have anything poisonous here in New Zealand how's your snake and spider quota over there?

we've got loads of poisonous stuff loads of things that can kill you but that just makes it exciting right Robin? yeah yeah you get adrenaline from the coffee you get adrenaline from the wildlife hey that sounds bloody good my favorite's for pearls

I don't know if you know that pearls? yeah pearls pearls? it's the biggest and the best pearls in the world Oh, God. Hey, that sounds bloody good. We're famous for pearls. I don't know if you know that. Pearls? Yeah, pearls. Pearls? We produce the biggest and the best pearls in the world. Well, you're going to need $98,000 a year to be able to buy all the pearl jewelry. Hey, Robin, you're a great... They're a fun crew to work for.

They're really lovely siblings. Nice young guy. Yeah, sounds like it. And Joey and Jack, yeah. Hey, Robin, you're a great ambassador for Broome. Totally. Thank you for selling us the dream this afternoon. Thank you.

Thanks for calling. Our pleasure. There you go. Come to Broome. Come to Western Australia. You'll love it. If you want to earn some serious money, maybe you need to head over to Strayer, everybody.

And make some coffees. Let's play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second One second. Our weekly battle to see who can guess songs the fastest. We play alongside

you if you can get through and on the line is 50 KFC chicken dollars. Amy's here to play with us. Good afternoon Amy. Hello, how are you guys? Good. Whose team are you joining this afternoon? All medis, please. I'd say he's a good lucky charm.

Yeah, good call. He's got a leprechaun vibe about him. Yeah, he does. He's kind of cute. Oh, thanks, Ames. All right, that means Cole, you're on my team, okay? Hello, yes. Good name.

Cool name, Cole. You know, Cole. Yeah, I like that. Like Cole Sprouse, you know? Or like the supermarket chain in Australia. Good night. Cool name, Cole. You know, Cole. Yeah, I like that. Like Cole Sprouse, you know? Or like the supermarket chain in Australia. Coles. Yeah, that too. Yeah, yeah.

Cool. Okay, Cole, it's me and you. Amy, it's you and Maddie. Anastasia, you run the game. What's the deal? This is the one second song challenge. I'll play the start of a song. The first person to buzz in with the correct title and artist wins themselves and their team a point.

First to three wins like all other Brian Clint games. You two will give it a go first, Maddie and Clint, and then we will give Cole and Amy a shot. Let's do it. Sweet. And one last thing, this week's theme is number one songs from 2008 so they're 14 years old now.

2008. Okay. Good year. We were in our early 20s. Yeah. We were hot. We're so hot. All right. Only a few of those statements were true. With that, let's hear song number one. Maddie.

That was me and that's Lady Gaga. Oh, what song was it though? Poker Face. Oh. All Lady Gaga songs sound the same to me That's correct I would like to state that I pick who I heard first Oh sorry sorry I got bolshie

And I was just looking for a reaction I know Lady Gaga is the goat And how do you Alright Cole and Amy Are you guys comfortable with how that works Yep Sweet as guys your names are your buzzers Let's hear song number two All right, Cole and Amy, are you guys comfortable with how that works? Yep. Sweet as guys. Your names, your buzzers.

Let's hear song number two. Cole. Yes, Cole, get in there. Tiki Tane. And a song title? Always On My Mind. God, didn't we get sick of that song? Yeah It was everywhere

I think it spent some crazy amount of time on the charts as well And then a bank bought it as well And then he performed on the Art and Matilda season of The Bachelor Remember, they went into that barn and Tiki Tane was in there performing this song He was everywhere He's an MC now He's an icon though Yeah, he's an icon They went into that barn and Tiki Tane was in there performing this song. He was everywhere. He's an MC now. He's an icon though.

Yeah, he's an icon. All right, Maddie, you're really going to need to save the team here with one point. Clint could take it here. Let's hear song number three. Maddie. Oh, I know that one. That's Rihanna Disturbia. 2008 was a good year.

Such a good year. Yeah. Amy, we're still in this. Yeah, good work, Maddie. You're going to need to get this one though, Amy Cole. You can still win the game for us here. Yeah, I'll do my best. All right, guys, your names are your buzzers.

Let's hear song number four. Amy. Yes, Amy. Amy Yes Amy That's Katy Perry And I kissed a girl Yes Oh okay Oh Amy This is so good

What a game Yeah what a comeback Maddie Yeah exactly We're sitting at two points each team This is I feel like Team New Zealand in 2013 It was right there It was right there for the taking You've blown your leaves Well have we We're sitting at two points each team. I feel like Team New Zealand in 2013. It was right there.

It was right there for the taking. You've blown your leaves. Well, have we? And you're going to lose. No, no. No, I'm going to learn from their mistakes and we're going to win it here. Here we go. All right, guys, it's your song.

I got you, Cole. Song number five. Minnie! Clint. That is Pink So What. This game's bullshit. Yes, Amy, we did it. Yeah, Betty.

Oh, I told you you were cute on the phone. You're a legend. Hey, congrats, Amy. We'll get you some KFC chicken dollars. Sorry, Cole, not our week. Brie and Clint. And now it our week. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie. New Zealand's favourite radio segment. That's such good testimonials as well. True and honest.

True and honest. Well, they're about Bree and I, those ones. But yours have been good too. Thanks. So, Maddie and I, while Bree's away, are going head-to-head in a singing battle. We each spend just 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer

and we make our covers sound as good as we possibly can. This week a song I've chosen very close to Maddie's heart. We're calling out his coming out song Natasha Bedingfield. You told a story this week about your coming out ceremony which involved this song.

So when I was about 20 I started telling people that I was gay and my friend's mum, who was a celebrant, wrote me a coming out ceremony for my friends to perform for me and this was the song I officially came out to. Beautiful. I mean, if the shoe fits, right? After studying the lyrics, so quite fitting.

It's quite an apt song, isn't it? Apt and I would say camp. Totally. It's say camp. Totally. It's high camp. Totally. So to honour you in that special moment, I've decided we should sing that song as our Friday Okie this week. And because I've chosen it, I will play my one first,

and then we'll hear your one. Great. And then you guys get to vote. We need five people to choose the winner. I've twisted it a bit. I've decided that this week I'll be presenting to you the toxic masculinity repressed feelings version of

Natasha Bedingfield's Unwritten. Okay? This guy, for lack of a better name, this guy's name is Gary and he's not particularly in touch with his feelings but he's given it a good go. So this is my Friday Okie this week. The toxic masculinity edition. Here it comes. What, you want me to sing about my feelings? Oh. but he's given it a good go. So this is my Friday Okie this week, the Toxic Masculinity Edition.

Here it comes. What, you want me to sing about my feelings? Oh, right, I guess I could. I mean, do I have any feelings? F*** it, I'll give it a go. I am unwritten I can't read my mind Cos I'm undefined

Like that? Is that what you want? OK. I'm just beginning The pen's in my hand Ending unplanned Staring at the blank page before me Open up my dirty windows Let the sun illuminate the words that I cannot find.

Reaching for something in the distance, so close I can almost taste it. Release my inhibitions, oh f*** it's getting me. Feel the rain on my skin, no one else can feel it for me, only I can let it in. No one else, no one else can speak the words on my lips. Drench yourself in words unspoken. Live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten.

Was that cathartic? It was, actually. Spoiler. I'm Gary. Whereas for my Friday-okey attempt this week, I decided to channel 2008 Maddie. Oh, right. As I was the journey of me coming out of the closet.

Straight Maddie transitioning into gay Maddie. Exactly. Wow, okay, well then I'm expecting an emotional journey on yours this afternoon. Here it comes. This is Matty's Natasha Bedingfield for Friday Okie. After you hear this, we're going to ask you to vote on who did the best. G'day guys, it's Matty here. You might know me as a chick-loving, beer-swilling straight dude,

but guess what? It's 2007 and I'm coming out of the closet. I'm gay, bitches! I am unwritten. Can't read my mind. I'm undefined. I'm just beginning. The pen's in my hand. Ending unplanned Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it

Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you. Only you can let it in. No one else, no one else can speak the words on your lips. Drench yourself in words unspoken. Live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins.

The rest is still unwritten. Yeah. Monumentals. That was actually live audio from Matty. It was a journey. At the coming out ceremony in 2008. We're looking for five votes. Surely you feel some kind of way about those performances.

Do you want to be one of our official judges for Friday Oki this afternoon? The phone lines are open on 0800DIALZM. We'd love you to get in touch. Give us some constructive feedback. Yes, we'd love to hear it. If you've got some. Or just cast your vote on who you think should win Friday Okie. You've heard our Friday Okies.

You know what's out there. You know what we can do. Now it's time to vote. We just did Natasha Bedingfield's Maddie's Coming Out song Special part of his journey Mine sounded like this Feel the rain on my skin

No one else can feel it for me Only I can let it in It's the repressed toxic masculinity Edition of Unwritten Maddie sounded like this Today is where your book begins It's the repressed toxic masculinity edition of Unwritten. Maddie sounded like this. That's the I'm fully gay now version. Totally, yeah.

Who did the best, Natasha Bedingfield? Five votes will decide it. Let's go first to Heather. Kia ora, Heather. Good afternoon. Oh, hi. What did you think? Oh I mean both excellent efforts for sure

but even my son who's seven was like wow yeah Maddie, you sounded so much better than that other guy. Really? Really? So much better? Not just a little bit better, so much better. I believe it Heather. So much better? Not just a little bit better, so much better? I'd believe it, Heather. So, so much better, guys.

Sorry. Okay, fine, you give the vote to Maddie. To be fair, someone did text in while mine was playing and said, my baby woke up and started crying. I haven't heard Maddie's yet, but he gets my vote. We're going to get to vote over text, okay? Let's go to Devin. Hey, Devin.

Hi. What do you think? Who are you voting for today? Definitely Maddie. Definitely Maddie. Okay, what is it that you liked about Maddie's one so much? I liked the start of it. Yeah, it was a journey, right?

I took you on a journey. Uh-huh. Okay, thanks, Devon. We appreciate you, man. Have a great weekend. Let's go to Courtney. Kia ora koutou. Hi. I love Friday, okay?

It's the best. We'll clip that up. We'll add it to the testimonials. Who do you love more, though? Who do you think took it out today for Natasha Bedingfield? Sorry, Gary, but it's Natty for sure. Sorry, Gary.

But Gary poured his heart out. Gary wore his heart on his sleeve. It was too little, too late. Yeah. Maddie's gone. Okay, thanks, Court.

We appreciate it. Let's see if you can get a clean sweep. Amy's here. Hey, Amy. Hi, how are you guys? Good. How are you doing, Ames?

Yeah, good. Look, Clint, I would love to give you a pity vote at this point, and I'm not biased because Maddie just won me 50. Okay, see? Oh, welcome back, Amy. Okay, yeah, I got you. Yes, Amy.

It was so good. You sung it so well. You poured your heart into it. Thank you. We're teammates for life, Ames. For life. You're the best. Four from four.

Can you achieve the down trail? Sianay is here. Hi, Sianay. Happy Friday, guys. Happy Friday. Give us some constructive criticism first. That's the only way we'll grow. Okay. Look, Clint, I got

through, I think, five seconds of your song and I was just like, no, yelling at my radio. That's the only criticism I can give. But you know what? That wasn't constructive at all. Yes, I'm so sorry. That was just straight out criticism. That was a cry for help.

You might win next Friday, Declan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hopefully Matty chooses like a Barry White song or something. So your vote's going to Matty? Yeah, he definitely yeah, yeah. See, hopefully Mehdi chooses like a Barry White song or something. So your vote's going to Mehdi? Yeah, he definitely had me at I'm gay, bitches. Yes, job done. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten.

Yeah. Congratulations, Mehdi. Thank you so much. You have come out with a win. It pays to come out. I can feel it in my man loins that today is going to be a good one. I've got that feeling too. Down in your man loins?

It's right there. Ruminating in your reproductive bits? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. That's where I feel most things. That's how I know I'm on the right track. You know you're alive. People say trust your heart.

I say trust my man bits. Let's meet our contestants who didn't ask for any of that. Amy's here. Kia ora, Amy. I'm so sorry, Amy. Kia ora. How are you going? How's your Friday going?

It's not too bad. I'm in home ISO at the moment. Oh, no. Day what? Day's not too bad. I'm in home ISO at the moment. Day what? Day six. You'll be out by Sunday. You can do a Sunday session. You can go and catch it again. I haven't got it. It's somewhere in my house.

Oh, you're going to catch it for the first time. Well, let's cheer you up then in home ISO and find out what your birthday banger is, shall we? Sure. When's your birthday, Amy? 8th of October, 1988. All right, Ames, you were 16 on the 8th of October, 2004, and this was topping the charts.

He's everybody's cousin. That's Dee Humble. And We Gon' Ride, that's a classic. I like that, Amy. All right. It's good, eh? It's good, yeah. It's good, yeah, good. Okay, good.

Good for home iso. Let's go to Nicole, whose birthday it is today. Happy birthday, Nicole. Happy birthday, Nicole. Thank you, guys. Are you having a nice birthday? So far, so good. Have you had cake?

Yes, definitely had cake. Have you had a drink? Nope, but that won't be far away. I've finished work now. Good. Okay, well, you need a birthday banger too. Let's do yours. What year were you born, Nicole?

I was born in 1992. Okay, Nicole, you were 16 on the 18th of March 2008, and this is your birthday banger. Hey! I make no bones about the fact that Usher is probably my number one artist. He's the GOAT. I love him, he's the GOAT.

So I love this birthday banger. Nicole, do you like it? This is a great birthday banger. He's a great birthday banger. Yeah. Okay, wait there, we'll do one more for Stanley. Kia ora, Stanley. How's it going? Good, man. How are you going? Not too bad, not too bad. Alright, Stanley, let's

find out your birthday banger. When's your birthday? 26 of March 1996. Okay, Stanley, you were 16 on the 26th of March 2012, and this was the number one song. Oh, I'm just looking for a good night Oh, I'm not looking for the right time Reese Mastey. Very good.

Yeah. It's always a good night with a Reece Masty. I'm sorry. Stanley, do you like this song? X Factor star Reece Mastin? It's pretty good. It's good, eh? I must admit, I'd forgotten all about the Masty.

Yeah. He's still gigging. I went to his Instagram last time he came up on Birthday Bang It. Yeah. He's still gigging. I went to his Instagram last time he came up on Birthday Banger. Yeah. He's still gigging around Australia. Nice. Yeah.

He's got a band and he fronts it with a guitar now. And he finishes? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Stanley, wait there. We need a vote on this.

Usher, Day Harmo, you've got me all flustered now, or Rhys Mastin, good night. All good. Yes. I'm going... I already know what I'm voting for so I just want to hear yours. Well, I Mastin. Good night. All good. Yes. I'm going...

I already know what I'm voting for, so I just want to hear yours. Well, I feel like I think I know what you're voting for. I'm going Deja Monk. Are you? Yeah, we're going right. It's my backup option. But my first option is Usher,

so we need to go to a split vote, and we need to send it to producer Anastasia, who looks like she's about to choose Rhys Mastin, but I don't want to... Don't do it, Anastasia. Rhys like she's about to choose Reece Mastin, but I don't want to... Don't do it, Anastasia. Reece Mastin for the win. No! Really?

It's a tune. Against Day Harmo and Usher. Guys, it's a Friday night. What do we want to do? Have a good night. Have a Reece. Hey, Stanley, congrats. You just won birthday banger.

Awesome. Thanks, guys. Frank, let's play with Matty. Is that him? Hey Stanley Congrats You just won Birthday banger Awesome Thanks guys Brian Clint with Matty ZM Nothing is getting Cheaper at the moment No Except for houses Yeah actually

There's a bit of a dip Right Weirdly Yeah I mean they're not cheap But studies And some graphs Are showing that

In Auckland especially, house prices are going backwards a little bit. So maybe it could be time for you to get a house. I stumbled across this on Reddit today. It's a clipping from a newspaper in Rotorua from 1993, and it's the houses for sale. Oh, God. Am I going to hate myself?

Well, if you do, don't hate yourself too much. You were five. Yeah, right. So I was not in the position to buy a house at that point. Even if you were, the bank wouldn't give you the loan that you needed. But man, the loan you would have needed would have been minuscule compared to what you needed. And I grew up in Otorua. That's where I'm from.

That's my home. So I know the streets That these houses are on And even to me These prices are mind blowing Okay So it's out of I assume from the Daily Post

In Rotorua Or maybe the Weekender back there For all my Rotorua listeners out there Kia ora Local reference Kia ora Kia manakitanga I'm from there

What I'm going to give you Is the cheapest house Yep And the most expensive house Sure That you could buy in Rotorua in 1993. So this is 540 Tenai Road. The description says, just right for those investment dollars, a cosy two-bedroom cottage with a sunny study area or third bedroom and a good-sized garage or workshop attached.

Very tidy. Come and see. The princely sum that you'll pay for that house in Rotorua was $69,500. Oh, that hurt. Less than probably a deposit on a house now. Oh, that hurt. Yeah. And interestingly, every single one of these houses has a price on them too.

Right. So there's no auctions. It's all, they tell you how much they want. You go there, you say, I've got that much money. I'll buy the house. And you pay for it. It seems much simpler. It seems better.

Totally. Right? It's like retail. Yeah. Yeah. How is it the only thing where you go to it now and you go, how much do you want for this? And they're like, I don't know. You tell us unless you're in like unless you're in like i don't know fiji or something and you're bartering

in those markets yeah yeah yeah you go imagine going into a shop you go into like um helenstein's and you go how much for this um shirt and he goes i don't know how much you're willing to pay yeah and you're like um i don't know what's it worth and they go it's worth what someone's willing to pay yeah you could tell me how much it's worth what the market rates is set at the moment we're gonna have an auction for it later on today and all the like 19 year old guys just form a circle i'll pay 20 some of them are crying I've been trying to get a shirt for three years. Okay, I'm going to give you the most expensive house for sale in Rotorua in 1993. It's on Park Cliff. It's in Park Cliff area. Okay.

I don't actually know that. Oh, State Highway 33, Park Cliff area. It must have some land. Yeah, right. Okay. Superb views plus home and income. Oh, yeah. Rambling three to four bedroom home with a massive lake.

Oh. It's got a massive lake and country views. Right. Excuse me. Still beautiful. You can see the lake. Yeah. Out of all windows.

Heaps of terracing and garaging plus lovely two bedroom flat. Wow. So it's got a flat attached. Yeah. So you can make some money on the side as well. Owner would consider trade or, oh yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Come and see the house. Okay, so this is the most expensive house for sale in Rotorua in 1993.

To buy that house plus a two-bedroom flat, $238,000. Which makes you go, mum and dad, why didn't you guys buy us a house when we were kids? Why didn't you buy 20 houses? Have we found the most unlikely television show that you should be watching this year? My partner Lucy and I like to share TV shows like most partners do, I think.

Totally. It's much easier to enjoy a show if you're both into it. Yeah, Ryan and I maybe have one show on the go that is our show in case the other one's not home or, you know.

I think that's really good to have too. I've got Peaky Blinders. Yeah. And up until now, I've had this other show as just my show. And then last night,

my wife Lucy said to me, I think I want to watch the Formula One television show Drive to Survive. And I said, what? If you don't know about it, here's a little bit of audio from it. This is a season like no other.

Unbelievable start from Hamilton. He's just insane. Oh, they've touched. Stafford is into the lead. Come on. Which on the face of it is a motor racing documentary series, right? Yeah. But when you dig a little bit deeper, there's something going on

because she wants to watch it. You enjoy Drive to Survive, but you're not a big Formula One fan, are you? Here's what I know about cars. Four wheels. Yes. Steering wheel. Yes. There's an engine.

That's it. That's about it it that's my knowledge yeah and yet have i watched every single episode of all four seasons of this formula one driving show you'd bet your ass i have see this is what i'm talking about there is something about this tv show that i am starting to think transcends motorsport. Totally. And I think what it is, here's my take on it, right? What started off as very much a let's look at the drivers and the cars and the racing. And the politics. And the politics.

Very quickly realised actually all people want to see is the drama of the whole thing exactly right so that's what they've narrowed in on i think now looking at it from an outsider's perspective because at first i was like taking a very narrow view of it i was like i'm a bloke i love cars of course i like drive to survive but i didn't drill into why i like it but i think you're right i think it's the drama and i'm starting to view this television show drive to survive which is on netflix by the way anybody can watch this um i think it might be the desperate housewives i think it might be male desperate housewives you are sorry sorry male real housewives yeah so right it is it's a reality tv show. Yeah. So it's got bitchiness, backstabbing, drama, espionage.

It's got everything. It's got people talking behind other people's backs. It's got comments that are made on hot mics that weren't meant to be heard about other drivers. It is crazy. And you know what I realised last night that it's got that I never realised? It's got a Spice Girl in it. It's got a bloody Jerry Halliwell. Jerry Halliwell come Jerry...

What's her name now? Jerry Horner is married to one of the Formula One team bosses. Yeah. He's incredibly rich and he talks to her about strategy. So he leads the Red Bull team. Christian Horner. Yes. strategy so he leads the red bull team christian horner yes uh and yeah and i think what the um evolution of the show is tracked i think by how much you see of jerry as the seasons go on totally

so season four which has just started on netflix she's in the first episode and then some and on horseback you see her so many times and so so I think Drive to Survive have gone, oh, you know who our audience is? Like women who grew up in the 90s. That's it. That's it. It's the most unlikely hit television show for couples, I think. It's not the show that Lucy and I would...

We watch Married at First Sight together. Yeah. Those are the shows that we enjoy. We like selling Sunset as a show together. But for some reason reason she's into it and our new favourite show is Drive to Survive. It's because Drive to Survive is the married at first sight of the car racing.

Of car racing. Sporting world. There you go. There's a suggestion for you this weekend. If you and your partner are looking for something new to watch, maybe you should check out Drive to Survive on Netflix. You will not regret it. Brian Clint with Maddie.

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