ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint with Matty McLean Podcast – 22nd February 2022

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast with Matty Ahem, ass, titties, ass, titties That's watching a reel that someone put up and that was the track and now it's stuck in our head It's very stuck in our head and so is the image of said man Oh yeah Well that's stuck in my head yeah i don't think he gets the podcast but we won't name him just out of safety sure i mean i'm not but no but you you
Starting point is 00:00:33 would and you are i definitely am and definitely would yeah yeah anastasia would I didn't catch who we were talking about. Oh, I think you could pick it up from the vibes. Watch me. Do you know who? Just off that recommendation, would you? Like, do you trust Maddie in my taste? No, I think we've got very different tastes. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Okay, we're going to turn our mics off and tell you who it is. Oh, too is Oh Too hot Too hot I can see how he's hot Yeah Oh yeah He's an all rounder He is an all rounder
Starting point is 00:01:14 That's too intimidating Just the nicest guy as well Yeah God damn it God damn it There's a few of those around Do you hate it when hot people Have a personality
Starting point is 00:01:21 Oh and a nice Where did you get that personality from You're meant to just be hot and boring. I know. Hot, boring, and dumb. Stick to your lane, you know? Stay in your lane, bitch. That's why I just stick to just being hot.
Starting point is 00:01:35 I haven't expanded beyond that. No personality. Just all looks. Okay. Any special podcast admin we need to tick off? I accidentally listened To the start of one of our podcasts The other day
Starting point is 00:01:47 While I was at the gym And Oh shit That's what we sound like So Now I wanted to re-listen to Ben Awkwardly not wanting to know Who had a crush on him
Starting point is 00:01:57 On the podcast And I wanted to be like I wanted to see if there was something That I missed And so I re-listened to it And I didn't get it I still don't know You still You still don't get Why he doesn't want to see if there's something that I missed until I re-listened to it and I didn't get it. I still don't know. You still don't get why
Starting point is 00:02:07 he doesn't want to know. Did you talk to the person? No, I need to do that. Sorry. Let's respect their boundaries. Not Ben's. Not your boundaries. Yeah, I obviously don't have any. You clearly don't. Serious boundaries.
Starting point is 00:02:22 You've got crush issues, but we'll deal with that. But we won't, because we'll find out. We'll get permission first from the crusher on the crush. That would be a good start. Meanwhile, if you've got a crush on Producer Ben, can we set up an email address? Please. That would be so great. Or a Tinder account.
Starting point is 00:02:36 This is what's stupid is that you're doing this for someone who doesn't need it. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Okay. If you've got a crush on Anastasia. No, actually, no. No, we're a bit protective of you. Yeah, thanks.
Starting point is 00:02:49 So if you've got a crush on Anastasia, fight me. Come here. You're like my big older brother. Fight me. If you can get past me, which is not hard to do. Damn, they're the biggest, gnarliest dudes. Anyway, totally. I'll be your protection.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Yeah, you've got to get through Maddie to get to me. To then get to Anastasia. Yeah, and by that stage. And also, let's put Ben's moustache in front of that, because I feel like he's going to be the best defence. Put the toughest guy first. Yeah, I'll go first. You go first.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Okay, you go first with your moustache Then me with my toxic masculinity Have you got some toxic masculinity? No not at all What do you think your most toxic trait is? I'm the most fragile Delicate Yeah okay so get through Matty's delicate masculinity
Starting point is 00:03:43 Have you ever been in a physical fight before? Oh No, not really Yeah, right Not really Yeah Have I Have I
Starting point is 00:03:55 Have I caused a situation where someone has hit me before And it was my fault? Yes Did I retaliate in a way that meant that has hit me before and it was my fault? Yes. Did I retaliate in a way that meant that it could be called a fair fight and I won? No. No, right.
Starting point is 00:04:14 We've all got a past. You creating a scene where someone wants to hit you must happen regularly. No, pass off. No, no, no. No, no, no. If he has one day a mum? One day a mum?
Starting point is 00:04:28 You reckon? No. You're like trying to start fights. Yeah, I'm not a fighter. I have a bit update on the bet. Oh, yeah, cool. Yeah, give us this. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Please don't tell me you've got COVID because that would be really serious. So quickly, the bet is who's going to get COVID first. Maddie has picked Anastasia. Anastasia has picked Maddie. I've got Ben. Ben's got me. Winner me winner gets 40 anastasia's got an update who's got the rona uh no no one okay sorry anastasia's got an update what's the update i was a medium contact not a close contact like a medium contact so i had to get a test but it was negative
Starting point is 00:05:04 why are you telling this after we've worked with you for four hours? Why are you telling us this now? Because it's content. Have you been particularly close to Matty because you've got the money on him and you're trying to give it to him? Is that how this is going to go down? Yeah. I gave Matty three eggs today.
Starting point is 00:05:23 We're going to come out of an ad break and someone's going to go, guys, I've got an announcement to make on the show. I've been holding this for radio content purposes. I've got a special announcement. I've got the pandemic. No, I wouldn't do that What does medium contact mean? Well we had a small
Starting point is 00:05:50 Gathering it out flat on the weekend See this is why I picked you Some people that were not invited The neighbours Who we'd never met before Decided to rock up This chick had COVID But we believe I was passed out in bed at this point
Starting point is 00:06:06 so was not exposed. Oh, that'll help. We believe. Well, I have no recollection. No one can verify it, not even Anastasia. No, the chick was only there for like 10 minutes. Yeah, right. Do you have a QR code at your house? I've seen some people have got a QR code so you can scan it at their house. I have scanned into a QR code
Starting point is 00:06:22 at a barbecue one at a free time. Really? Yeah. That's fun. Have you got one, Anastasia? No, I don't. You should because you're a location of interest. We're having no more gatherings, no more people around at the flat. Just a t-shirt? You're a hotspot.
Starting point is 00:06:33 You should get a QR code tramp stamp tattooed on your body. That has to change every time you get another booster. If we have Dr. Ashley Bloomfield on breakfast, I'm dobbing you in. Smart. For what? For being a location of interest. Yeah, that's fair, I'm dobbing you in. Smart. For what? For being a location of interest. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Send her to prison. Yeah, we were pretty keen to have Juliet's birthday party as a super spreader event, but no one's got COVID as of yet. Sounds like you want it. Yeah. You desperately want it. You just want to be the center of attention. Matty!
Starting point is 00:07:01 Is that true or is that true? No, I've just got A big social calendar Coming up Late March And I need it Alright here's the podcast Everybody enjoy No that's the start
Starting point is 00:07:12 Of the podcast Oh sorry I almost talked over Your special shout out I get my own name Your name is in the show Whoa Well you're hopefully
Starting point is 00:07:24 Going to be here For a few weeks so we had to put your name in the show. Yeah although you talk over it so. They're going to keep you humble. Your name's in the show but I will not listen to it. Exactly. You can take it out at any moment. Someone messaged me and they said where's Bree? Has she got COVID?
Starting point is 00:07:37 I think that's really an important thing to clear up. She doesn't. No. Not as far as we know. She's off filming at the moment and she's sweet as far as we know. Yeah. A secret at the moment, and she's sweet as far as we know. Yeah, a secret TV project. But that's weirdly what everybody assumes at the moment. If someone is off, they must have COVID. Must have COVID, or I guess close contact.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Yeah, something like that. As far as we know, she's all good. But shout out to all the people who have got it or who are currently close contact. What an absolute shit fight we are going through at the moment. So I know someone who's a close contact, had to get a test on Friday. She got a text this morning to say it's going to take another 72 hours before she gets her results back. I talked to a friend who was a close contact,
Starting point is 00:08:16 had to isolate for the five days or whatever it is that you have to do, and then got out at 9 a.m. this morning. At 10 a.m., her flatmate texted her and said, you're a close contact of me now. So she's straight back in there. And she's going, 9am this morning. At 10am her flatmate texted her and said, you're a close contact of me now. No! So she's straight back in there. And she's going, I've watched everything. I don't have anything left to binge.
Starting point is 00:08:31 It's enough to make a person want to head to Wellington and protest. No, not really. Not really. I don't think anything is enough for that at the moment. Hey, today on the show, some exciting things. We're going to do a Honda Blitz today where we're going to put as many people as we can in the draw to win that brand new Honda Jazz.
Starting point is 00:08:46 It's sitting out in the reception area. It's beautiful. It's such a nice car. We're keeping it clean for you. We're also going to add one more item to our cart at 4 o'clock and in about 20 minutes we're going to talk to ZDM alumni PJ Harding who had some very big baby news announced yesterday.
Starting point is 00:09:02 This is so exciting. She's so cute. I said to her, do you want to come on and talk about it? And she goes, no, I don't want to rain on Maddie's parade. I said, oh, he had news announced yesterday. Huge. This is so exciting. She's so cute. I said to her, do you want to come on and talk about it? And she goes, no, I don't want to rain on Maddie's parade. And I said, oh, he had his day yesterday. His engagement is old news. I am insufferable already though.
Starting point is 00:09:15 So PJ will be on the show for a catch up very soon, but first we'll kick it off with Tradie vs Lady. We've got $50 cash up for grabs. Thanks to our mates at KFC. And if you'd like to win it, you can call us to play right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Bree and Clint with Maddie. Here's Gayle on ZM.
Starting point is 00:09:33 Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. I'm looking at the tally. We got the score wrong yesterday. It wasn't updated. We hadn't actually updated it. It is't updated. We hadn't actually updated it.
Starting point is 00:09:47 It is 10 all. The tradies have pulled level. Yeah. They were lagging for the first three quarters of this year so far. Considerably lagging as well. But they are back, baby. So instead, why don't we meet our tradie first today? They are 21.
Starting point is 00:10:00 They're from Napier. And they use mouthwash before they brush their teeth. Controversial. Welcome to the show, Carlin. Hey, Carlin. How are you? Good. What's the theory there, mate?
Starting point is 00:10:15 Why are you mouthwashing before you brush? I honestly heard it off you guys a while ago, because someone else said it, and I've just used it ever since. That's not our advice. Don't put that on us. That's not the official party. No, no, another tradie. There was another tradie there. Don't trust tradies, mate.
Starting point is 00:10:31 No. Who's getting their oral hygiene advice from another tradie? Come on. Yeah. Carlin, brush first, please. Let's meet your opposition today. They are 32. They're from Dargaville, and they're really good at backing trailers.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Well, according to them. Welcome to the show, Crystal. Hey, Crystal. Can you come help me, please? I'm terrible. It's a good skill. Great skill. Where'd you get that skill from?
Starting point is 00:10:57 You got a horse? Dairy farming. Oh, there you go. Yep, yep, yep. There you go. Oh, yep, too bloody right. Okay, Crystal, your buzzer is lady. Carlin, your buzzer is tradie.
Starting point is 00:11:06 First to three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck, guys. All right, question number one, team. Adele's reaction to being filmed at an NBA game has turned into a brilliant meme. Name one of Adele's songs. Lady. Tradie.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Crystal. When We Were Young. There's songs. Lady. Trotty. Crystal. When We Were Young. There you go. Perfect. One to the ladies. Question number two. A man has been arrested in the US for trying to break into a lion's cage at a zoo. Do tigers have spots or stripes?
Starting point is 00:11:42 Trotty. Carlin. Stripes. Nice work. Guys, that took bothlin. Stripes. Nice work. Guys, that took both of you way too long to answer. I think you've been buzzed by talking about a lion and then switching it on them to a tiger. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good. No, it's good. It's a good old switch up. Keep them on their toes. One all, everybody. Let's go. I definitely meant to do that as well.
Starting point is 00:12:03 It's a mistake on my part. Question number three. Disney has revealed plans for a residential village in the US. Name the hit film Beauty and the What. Pity. Ooh. Carlin, just? I heard Carlin first.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Beauty and the Beast. Nailed it. Is that like a Disney town? Yeah, Disney town. Wow. Yeah, you can go and the Beast. Nailed it. Is that like a Disney town? Yeah, Disney town. Wow. Yeah, you can go and live there. No, thank you. A little too perfect, I think.
Starting point is 00:12:32 I think so, yeah. All right, the tradies are up two to one. Question number four. The Paralympics are about to kick off with three Kiwis in the mix. Which country are the Paralympics in? It's the same place as the Olympics. Carlin for the win. Tokyo?
Starting point is 00:12:51 Not a country and not where it is either. You want to have a free guess, Crystal? Japan? No, they're in China this year. Beijing, China. Okay, that's all good. Two under the Chinese still. We'll keep China. Okay, that's all good. Two under the tradies still. We'll keep going.
Starting point is 00:13:06 All right, question number five. The first international tourists have arrived in Australia since the country reopened its borders. Name one of the eight states or territories that make up Australia. Australia. Australia. Crystal. Melbourne.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Ooh, unfortunately not a state. Do you want a free guess, Carlin? Queensland. Got it. Well done, Carlin. You got 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC. Awesome. Thank you, heaps.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Go the tradies. It's 11 to 10 in favour of the tradies now. That's close. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. With the tradies now. Oh, it's close. Bree and Clint. ZM Bree and Clint. With Matty filling in for Bree, that's M by Hold and Numb Little Bug. Instagram is full of good news. If you look for it at the moment, it's full of good news.
Starting point is 00:13:55 And God, do we need good news at the moment. Yeah, there's lots of shitty news around. But that's why the good stuff is so exciting. It's so odly and it pops, right? You see it and you go, oh, oh, I needed that. I needed the dopamine hit. Yesterday afternoon, I believe, some very happy news was posted by former ZM best friend Polly Harding.
Starting point is 00:14:12 PJ, and she joins us on the phone right now. Hi, PJ. Hey, PJ. Hi, guys. I feel bad being on the show right now because literally it's been like a day since Natty's announced it. It's so soon. Clint's already moved on from me,
Starting point is 00:14:28 Paige. I literally got a 24-hour window and then he's over it. Congratulations. Well, to be fair, PJ brought out, she dropped fresh news. Yeah, true. And you know how the news cycle works. And to be fair, bringing life into the world is a bit more exciting.
Starting point is 00:14:44 So congratulations, Paige. Oh, my God. It's like equally exciting and terrifying. It's all the emotions. I know. It's such a rollercoaster. Yeah, you're going to be a mum. I know.
Starting point is 00:14:56 And do you know what's amazing? Like if I say anything stupid in this chat, I can finally use the excuse of baby rat. I've wanted that my whole career, everything stupid I've said. I don't know if you can. I don't know if you can, PJ. The baby's not due until August. I can.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Baby brain kind of comes on after you have the baby a bit as well. Really? No, I'm claiming it from now onwards. Peach, this is amazing, but you've got a motor mouth, so I'm amazed you've managed to keep this a secret. Well, I haven't really kept it a secret. Like, honestly, I have, like, on a wider scale, but, like, even at New Year's, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:33 I was at parties and everyone was drinking and I just made it so obvious. Like, I was like, oh. And I dropped it left, right and centre without kind of saying it. So I think everyone knew. To be fair, if I was at a party and you weren't drinking, I would...
Starting point is 00:15:48 I'd be like, PJ's pregnant. Something's up. Yeah, yeah. Not anybody else. Well, the 0% is a saviour in that regard. Like, it definitely covered me in a few situations, but I don't know. I'd get over them after a couple.
Starting point is 00:16:00 So, yeah. You and your boy, you're going to have to suffer them for a little while longer. Your baby's due in August you and BJ are going to be parents are you ready for this are you ready for the
Starting point is 00:16:10 big life change that's coming your way I think so like I always want to be a mum but it's kind of crazy now that I'm actually how much
Starting point is 00:16:19 I want to be a mum and it's kind of weird it like just feels so right and I don't know I've got this weird fire in my belly I'm really really pumped it's kind of weird. It just feels so right. I don't know, I've got this weird fire in my belly. I'm really, really pumped.
Starting point is 00:16:28 It's terrifying. Oh my god, I can't look after myself on a daily basis. So it's going to be a miracle how this baby survives. I'm so, so excited. Yeah, although I'm sure 99% of parents think that and then they don't.
Starting point is 00:16:43 I mean, look at Clint. Clint can do it. If Clint can do it, you can do it. Oh, I know. And his kids are so cute. Like, what if my kid's not cute? We'll tell you.
Starting point is 00:16:55 It's beautiful. Be brutally honest with you. Hey, PJ, you're going to make such a great moment. You are. And that is such cool news. Like we said,
Starting point is 00:17:04 we need good news at the moment. So this is such cool news. Like we said, we need good news at the moment. So this is some of that. Can I just say, because a few people have asked if we're going to call the child TJ, CJ,
Starting point is 00:17:11 or what was it? Of course, because you've got BJ and PJ. Yeah, yeah. DJ? DJ's a good one. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Just for everyone asking, there will be no J in the name. DJ. And J always teased me that I was going to call after a herb or like some random plant in the garden. It's also Jay in the name. DJ. And Jace always teased me that I was going to call it after a herb or like some random plant in the garden.
Starting point is 00:17:27 It's also not on the cards. You're so calling this kid Agapanthor. Good old Aggie. Or Sun Salutation or something like that. Well, PJ, she's travelled especially to the highest hill on the farm to be able to talk to us this afternoon. And look, the line is as clear as anything, so you've done well.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Oh, beautiful. We haven't cut out yet? No, no, we're good. Congratulations, Paige. We're proud of you guys. Thanks, guys. Love you. Love you.
Starting point is 00:17:54 There we go. She's going to be a mum. Big news. Yeah. There's been an old newspaper clipping from the 7th of July 1975 found. Oh, that's going back a wee while. I love these things. People find them inside walls when they renovate. Been an old newspaper clipping from the 7th of July 1975 found. Oh, that's going back a wee while.
Starting point is 00:18:07 I love these things. People find them inside walls when they renovate. And it's like it really is a time capsule, right? Absolutely. Well, it's often about maybe the price of petrol. News of the day. News of the day. The ads are really interesting. Lots of ads for cigarettes a lot of the time.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Yeah. Who was in Parliament at the time. Yes. This one has a flat listing from 1975. And, I mean, obviously rent has gone up a bit since 1975. Ever so slightly. But how much has it gone up? Oh.
Starting point is 00:18:36 I thought we could play a little game with my dad. His name is Asen Roberts, and he was everywhere in 1970s Wellington. He was a man about town. He was riding his motorbike through Johnsonville. He was riding his motorbike through— Where else did you ride your motorbike, Dad? Where was your stomping ground in Wellington?
Starting point is 00:18:55 Around Oriental Parade. Oriental Parade. Good spot. He was a bloody nuisance. Yeah, I bet you were. So here to play Guess That Rent, it's my dad, Big Aston. Hi, Dad. Hello, Aston.
Starting point is 00:19:12 How are you? Good. Do you remember your days in Wellington or are they hazy? No, it was just like yesterday. I bet. Do you remember the year 1975? Yes. Had you met Mum at that stage? Nah
Starting point is 00:19:26 No So you were young, wild and free Lads, lads, lads Boys on tour I'm going to give you some details about this flat dad And I want you to see if you can guess how much the rent Would have been in 1975 Yep
Starting point is 00:19:41 So it's a one bedroom flat Yep It's unfurnished It so it's a one-bedroom flat. Yeah. It's unfurnished. Yeah. It says it's suitable for a couple, and it's in the suburb of Island Bay. Maddy's lived in Wellington more recently. Is it a nice suburb? Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:19:56 I lived in Island Bay. Did you? Yeah. Right along the coastline there, really cute community. Was it nice when you lived there, Dad, or was it a bit of a, you know, a bit dodgy? No, it was nice. Okay. It was really rich and everything.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Okay. So how much? In 1975, how much to rent that flat in Island Bay in Wellington? A one-bedroom flat, I'd say $25. $25? Come on on Asin well I can confirm the one bedroom
Starting point is 00:20:27 flat for rent in 1975 according to the Wellington newspaper clipping is exactly $25 no
Starting point is 00:20:34 you nailed it dad yeah I did see I thought you were full of crap you always say to us you're like oh when I was young
Starting point is 00:20:43 beer was 25 cents and gas was a nickel or a shilling or something like that I thought you were full of crap. You always say to us, you're like, oh, when I was young, beer was 25 cents and gas was a nickel or a shilling or something like that. I thought you were making up prices. Turns out you know your stuff. No, petrol was 11 cents a gallon, which works out to what? Three cents a litre. See, now I believe you after that. I actually believe you now.
Starting point is 00:21:02 For a bonus point, how much do you think the average rent is in Island Bay at the moment? For one bedroom? Yeah. Oh God, I'd say $400. He's bloody good. The average rent in Island Bay right now is $450. Wow.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Well done, Dad. You should get into property. Yeah, like you. Shh. Shh. Shh, Dad. Shh. Property mogul, Clint Roberts. There you go.
Starting point is 00:21:31 That is Wellington aficionado and former man about town, Aston Roberts. Thanks, Dad. All good. See you later. Thanks, Aston. Bye. That was the most classic dad chat I've ever heard.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Think about how he frigging nailed it? It's time to go to LA for the later. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, are you following this Kanye situation that's going on at the moment? I'm not. You can't not. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:22:04 I am like the biggest fan of Keeping Up With Kanye you could ever imagine. Let me give everyone the latest. Now, if you follow him or don't follow him, you'll know that he is posting, I guess you could say, erratic, controversial things all over social media. And he deletes them, right?
Starting point is 00:22:20 He's quite savage like that. So right now, he's currently got two posts on Instagram. He deletes everything else. It's dramatic. But so right now he's currently got two posts on instagram he deletes everything else it's it's dramatic but one post that he did today which is making all the headlines it was actually a post by hip-hop by the numbers and they create a list of everyone that kanye west is having beef with he saw the list and reposted it now it's brilliant it includes the regulars taylor swift pete davidson but it also includes Peppa Pig, Peppa the Pig. Forgot about that one.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I can't even remember why. Why has Kanye West got beef with Peppa Pig? I don't know. I can't remember. I do remember something about it. Yeah. I can't. I truly, none of us.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Peppa bought knockoff Yeezys from AliExpress. And Kanye has not forgotten. Pepper's been sliding into Kim's DMs. Yeah, okay, Cole. So Pepper Peg's on the list. That makes sense. Let's see what else is on there. I mean, look, everyone from Louis Vuitton's on there.
Starting point is 00:23:19 You've got MTV is on there. Amber Rose, we knew that one already. It's a big list. But Kanye, when he posted it, that's what he said. He said, come on, guys. This list is twice as long. He has a longer list. There are more people on his hit list, I guess you could say.
Starting point is 00:23:33 And, yeah, just another day in another drama for Kanye West. Beyonce's on the list. Beyonce? Yeah, the guy's burning bridges left, right, and center. Yeah, and bad bridges to burn as well. Yeah. Don't come for Beyonce. Never. Yeah. Or P come for Beyonce. Never.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Yeah. Or Peppa Pig. Peppa Pig. Taylor Swift and Gaga and Oprah. Never go there. Yeah. Never go there. Well, you know what?
Starting point is 00:23:54 You say that, but more people have been cancelled by going in on Beyonce than anyone else. Kerry Hilson once dissed Beyonce, and the beehive literally ended her career. They're like, cool, that's the last time anyone listens to a Kerry Hilson once dissed Beyonce and the beehive literally ended her career. They're like, cool, that's the last time anyone listens to a Kerry Hilson song. And I don't remember the last time
Starting point is 00:24:11 we did hear from Kerry Hilson. Right, there you go. That is the latest on Kanye's ever-evolving beef with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. Drew Barrymore is a big deal. Big deal.
Starting point is 00:24:23 She's been acting since she was about, how old was she when she was in ET? Like six? Six or seven, yeah. She had a rocky road. How old was she when she was a Charlie's Angel? That would have been mid to late 20s, I reckon. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Yep. How old was she on 50 First Dates? Oh, I could go on. But she was about 13, I think, when she was in rehab. So, you know, she's had her ups and downs, but she's come out on top. She's come right. She's got her own talk show
Starting point is 00:24:54 at the moment. They're kind of lining her up as the new Ellen. Totally. You know what? Drew Barrymore is doing all right for herself. Yep, she's done good. Yeah. I think she's very relatable to people. Super relatable. Because she's a warts and all celebrity, right? And this is possibly the most relatable Drew Barrymore story I've heard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:10 She was in the park recently and she spotted a guy. Oh, yeah. Is Drew Barrymore single? Currently. Right, okay. As we've all done at some point, right? What, spotted a guy in the park? Spotted a guy in the park.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Oh, yeah. All of us, right, Clint? Yep. Some of us have been a guy in the park. Yeah, sure. That sounds dodgy. I'm not a spotted a guy in the park in the park yeah oh yeah all of us right Clint yep some of us have been a guy in the park yeah sure that sounds dodgy I'm not a guy let's go on with the Drew Barrymore story and she spotted the guy thought this is a very cute guy I want us don't want to approach him okay I want to be bold there are sometimes you just get that lightning moment where you go, screw it life is short absolutely, seize the moment let's do something crazy so she approached
Starting point is 00:25:54 the guy, although here's the clincher, she was wearing a balaclava at the time, middle of winter so all the guy could see was her eyes but she approached him and said Look, I want to seize the moment I want to do something crazy today
Starting point is 00:26:10 I noticed you I want to ask you out Wow, okay Are you single? That's very impressive I would have thought I was being mugged If someone approached me in a balaclava I'd be like, I don't have any money
Starting point is 00:26:23 Where's my wallet? Take everything. It's fine. So she didn't lead with, and I know you wouldn't, but she didn't lead with, hi, I'm global superstar Drew Barrymore. Yeah, hi, I'm one of three Charlie's Angels, Drew Barrymore.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Want a date? Stop. I already know the answer is yes. No, she didn't, but someone else blew her cover. Really? Well, she took the balaclava off, but whether or not the guy had made the connection is kind of unclear. He didn't say anything, but they kept talking
Starting point is 00:26:51 and then someone else came up to her, of course, because it's Drew Barrymore, and said, oh my God, Drew Barrymore, I love you. And that was that. Yeah, right. Well, that's good for someone else to do it, I guess. Great. Someone else to break the ice and go, this is Drew Barrymore.
Starting point is 00:27:04 You know? Yeah, good. Did she get the date? Do we know? I think she might have, although the concerning thing, I think, was that the guy was about half her age. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Oh, okay. Yeah. But age is just a number, right? Yeah, yeah. So it got me thinking about, I thought, God, could I ever do something that bold? And I thought,
Starting point is 00:27:22 oh my God, I did do something that bold. When I was single. Happily single, you were going to say. I was never happily single. I was the most desperate man on the planet. I was on a plane and the flight attendant was very
Starting point is 00:27:40 cute. Is this where your infatuation where the free cookies on New Zealand came from? I do love a good cookie time cookie on Air New Zealand. Yeah. And then they started making shortbread which just threw me into disarray but saw the flight attendant, thought he was super cute and so I
Starting point is 00:27:56 thought, screw it. Like we were saying with Drew Barrymore. Carpe diem. Seize the day. So I thought, I'll leave my number for him. What have I got? What can I write on? Ah, there's a piece of paper. Well, sort of a piece of paper.
Starting point is 00:28:10 The sick bag. The vomit bag. The vomit bag. In the seat. So I took the sick bag, grabbed a pen, and wrote a little note and left my number on the sick bag. How did you make sure that he would find it? I left it
Starting point is 00:28:26 on my seat as I was leaving the plane and made the note very specific to the flight attendant. Right. I've got name tags so I knew what his name was. Oh okay so you addressed it to him. To him. And I thought if I just leave it on the seat it's obviously my whole row's cleared out
Starting point is 00:28:43 so the only person hopefully that's going to find this is the flight attendant when they're cleaning the plane at the end. Well, you hope so. The cleaner might see it and go, oh, this has got vomit in it. But did he get the message? Did he get your phone number? He did.
Starting point is 00:28:57 And? He was straight. Okay. Married. Oh, no. With children. The trifecta. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:29:09 I think that's better than being available but not interested. Yeah, true. Yes. Take it out of your hands. There's no shame in that. That's a very good reason to be rejected. Look, I'll give him that. It's bold and I think you did the right thing.
Starting point is 00:29:26 I think shoot your shot. Absolutely. I think more people should do that on a daily basis. If it's out there, just go for it. Don't rely on the apps too much. As long as you're not creepy with it,
Starting point is 00:29:34 why don't you go for it and put your heart on the line? And you know what? The worst that can happen is they say no, but ultimately, chances are, you're probably never going to see
Starting point is 00:29:44 the person again anyway. So much will go for it. So if it falls over, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Let's take some calls from some people this afternoon who have done it, who have gone bold and asked people out in a bold or unique or brave kind of way. Or maybe you got asked out in that kind of way.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Do you want to share your story with us today on 0800DALSATM or do you want to text it in to 9696? How'd they ask you out? Or how'd you ask them out? Share it with us. We've been talking about the crazy ways that you asked someone out. Drew Barrymore, superstar
Starting point is 00:30:17 Drew Barrymore spotted a guy in a park and asked him out. This is how that went down. So I saw this man in this park and he was really cute and i was attracted to him so i start following him i was wearing a full balaclava so the only thing that's out is my peepers so i just meandered over to him and i just went i was just wondering if i could ask you a question and he was like all right and i said aren't you single you just asked him that yes and. And he said, perhaps.
Starting point is 00:30:48 I took my hood off and I took my balaclava off. Did he recognise you? I looked at him and I said, hello. And he just said, hello. And then I'm talking to him and I said, how old are you? And he said, I'm 28. And I said, oh. Finn, can you Google how old Drew Barrymore is? I'm sure that's not that far off.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Surely not. What's Drew Barrymore? 40-something? She must be in her Early 40s maybe It's bold But I don't reckon It used to be that bold Like you would have
Starting point is 00:31:11 Had to ask people out Like that all the time Back in the past You couldn't Instagram Stalk them You couldn't find them On Tinder You would have to
Starting point is 00:31:17 Take your opportunities In the moment Absolutely So I mention my story About how I once Here we go She's 47 Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:31:23 There you go How I once asked out a guy A flight attendant on a plane by writing my number in a little note on one of the sick bags. Yeah, you shot your shot. Yeah. Didn't work, but you still went for it. He was straight and married, but I tried. We want to know this afternoon the stories about when you asked somebody out.
Starting point is 00:31:41 There have been some fantastic ones. Someone's texted and said, I wrote my number on a bunch of $20 notes and spent them. I got a couple of texts from girls. Ended up meeting one in Taupo and spent seven years together. What a random way to meet people. So random. So were you just spending them in all kinds of shops? And then just hoping that it's not.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Is that the equivalent? Remember back in the day you used to write your number on a playground or you'd write someone else's phone number on a playground? You'd just get a shot. Well, I mean, I'm glad it worked for you. For seven years. Seven years. Totally.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Yeah. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. How did you ask somebody out? Or did they ask you out in a bold way? It wasn't me. It was my friend.
Starting point is 00:32:24 So her and her best friend went on like a roller coaster. So they went downhill. Yeah. And when they took the photo, he had a sign saying, will you be my lover? She said no. Oh, she said no straight out. So is there a photo of her just saying no?
Starting point is 00:32:42 Is that the memory of the roller? There's a photo of them going down the roller coaster and then when they got the photo, she was like, no, thank you. Oh, she went to get the photo. I see, yeah. Bad metaphor. Don't ask someone out while they're going downhill on a roller coaster. Yeah, that's bold.
Starting point is 00:32:58 I feel like you'd need to know what the answer was going to be. Yeah. Also, randoms on a roller coaster. I know. Someone texted and said, I made a PowerPoint presentation for my current boyfriend with reasons why we should date. This is my friend. Actually, we were driving along the motorway and she spotted a guy in the other lane.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Yeah. And she thought it was really cute. So we wrote her number on a piece of paper and put the piece of paper up against the window. Oh, yeah. And he took her number down in piece of paper and put the piece of paper up against the window. Oh, yeah. And he took her number down in the car. They went on a date. While he was driving?
Starting point is 00:33:29 Well, he was the passenger in the car. Oh, thank God. Yes, yes, yes, yes. He's like, please slow down. Wait, I'm trying to drive with my knees. George's here. That PowerPoint presentation, that was you. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:33:39 You asked your boyfriend out over PowerPoint. Yeah, it went pretty good. It went pretty good? Okay. So were you guys good friends but you wanted it to be more? We actually dated beforehand and then he broke up with me
Starting point is 00:33:51 but then after a while I made that PowerPoint and convinced him. Give us some of the reasons. Some people out there listening now going, I know how to work PowerPoint. I'm good at doing a prezo.
Starting point is 00:34:01 What were some of the reasons you used for why he should be your boyfriend, Georgia? I think one of them was we look good together and I added a lot of photos of us. Oh yeah, that's good. Yeah, visually compelling.
Starting point is 00:34:11 I like that. nostalgia factor. Yeah, and then I also did our family. Our family is like us both. Yeah, that's good. I'll tell you a good way to clinch it too
Starting point is 00:34:21 if he's not into it on the last frame and just keep this as an emergency frame if you need it. The last one you go If he's not into it On the last frame And just keep this as an emergency frame If you need it The last one you go I'm pregnant And you're the father
Starting point is 00:34:29 Whether that's true or not Just get him over the line Absolutely Get him to commit Hook, line and sinker Hey well done Georgia Congratulations Thank you
Starting point is 00:34:39 There you go There's hope for everybody out there Just gotta be bold Be bold And take your chances If you've ever had a cake from the caker You know the caker? You bought us a cake from the caker There's hope for everybody out there. Just got to be bold. Be bold. And take your chances. Bree and Clint. If you've ever had a cake from The Caker, you know The Caker? You bought us a cake from The Caker.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Oh, I know The Caker. You know how good those cakes are. Now Chrissy Teigen, who's married to John Legend, knows just how good they are because she made one and she shared it to her 37 million Instagram followers. I know, right? This is like Kiwis winning a gold medal, except it's cake in social media. Here to tell us just what that's like is the caker herself, Jordan Rondell. Hi, Jordan.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Hey, how's it going? Good. How are you? This is crazy, right? It's not a small deal. Let's just say that. Yeah, I didn't imagine it was a small deal. How did Chrissy Teigen get her hands on a caker cake?
Starting point is 00:35:30 And did she make one of those ones from the box or did you send her a ready-made one? Yeah, no, the ones that she posted with John Legend's face next to it was one that she had made from one of my cakers. And this isn't the first time she's posted about it. The first time was a couple of weeks back. And I was like, oh, my God, how did you find out about us? And she was like, a friend of mine gave me one of these cake kits
Starting point is 00:35:52 and I'm obsessed with it. And so, of course, then I sent her the whole range, a book and everything. And the rest is history. Yeah, wow. It's one of those amazing things. You know, whenever you're watching a film or a TV show and they mention New Zealand, you go, New Zealand, that's us, that's where I'm from.
Starting point is 00:36:09 It's kind of like that, Jordan. Totally. And I think New Zealanders just love a bit of an overseas success story. Absolutely. Totally. Enjoy the ride, you know. Like we said, you're the new Lord, you know. This is like Lord winning a Grammy.
Starting point is 00:36:25 It's John Legend's face next to one of your cakes on Chrissy Teigen's Instagram. It's a very big deal. You actually live in L.A. now, and you run the caker business in Los Angeles. Is that right, Jordan? Yeah. I moved here two and a half years ago, and yeah, running the show from here now. So is there any chance that Chrissy Teigen's going to invite you over for a piece of cake in the Teigen legend mention anytime soon?
Starting point is 00:36:51 Look, I can't say too much, but we probably will be best friends. I thought so. I love this so much. In all seriousness though, what does this do for your business? What does a mention from Chrissy Teigen do for you? I'm trying to play it pretty chill. i got a few followers but we had already started talking about potential relationship prior to this yeah this was lovely and there's more to come there's more to come and what i think it does is it gives me it gives the taker credibility and
Starting point is 00:37:23 it probably probably has a bit of a snowball effect which i don't even know what that is yet that's what i'm imagining that every person every um special occasion coming up in america they're gonna go oh my god i have to have that flourless chocolate cake that chrissy tegan had and then they go to their instagram account they find it they buy it off you and then you become some kind of billionaire that's how that's that's how we think that this happens. That's exactly what's going to happen, right? Thank you. I'll manifest that.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Yeah, good. We're talking to Jordan Rondell. She's the caker of the caker fame. You've probably had one of her cakes before. They are delicious. Before we let you go and take care of all the orders we're sure are flooding in at the moment,
Starting point is 00:38:05 we have to ask, in your opinion, what is the best kind of cake? My business was found upon that flower-style chocolate cake. It's five ingredients. I'm not going to tell you what they are. Like the Colonel's secret recipe. Exactly. Look, you take one bite and you're just chocolate cravings, all sweet cravings are gone because you've been so satisfied.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Chocolate cake, baby, all the way. Chocolate cake all the way. I'd agree with you. We've got three boxes of it in the pantry just in case. See, Jordan. Love it. See, Jordan, I'm a big fan of the lemon and raspberry from the caker. Oh, you are?
Starting point is 00:38:42 That's my favorite. That's my favorite. That's a popular one. There you go, everybody. That's Jordan Rondell. She's The Caker, who is celebrating Chrissy Teigen getting on board and giving her a shout-out.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Thanks so much. Go well. We're proud of you. Thank you so much. Time for the name game. Matty, you've never played this before. The idea is just yelling out celebrities as fast as you can.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Great. Okay. There's some parameters around it. I'll give them to you in a second. But here to take you on is Renee. Kia ora, Renee. Hello. How are you?
Starting point is 00:39:13 How are you going? Hi. How's your Tuesday? I'm not too bad, thank you. Yeah, not too bad. I've just finished work and picked the kids up. So I thought I'd give you guys a bell and try and win some KFC dollars. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:23 Try and get dinner for free tonight. That'll be good. The kids are stoked. Amen. Oh, yes. They'd love me for it. And you guys a bell and try and win some KFC dollars. Oh, yeah. Try and get dinner for free tonight. That'll be good. The kids will start. Oh, yes. They'd love me for it. And you guys. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Oh, yeah. Cool. We want some kudos as well. You've got great energy. You'll be good for this game. I'll give you the quick rules. So I'm going to give out a name, just a single name. Sure.
Starting point is 00:39:38 It's your guys' job to give me a famous person who uses that name as part of their name. Right. Either their first name or their last name. Great. Like if I said John, you might go Travolta. And that's all you'd have to do. Is John on the list? John is not on the list.
Starting point is 00:39:54 It's just an example. Don't buzz in. Just yell out the answer if you have one. Okay. And first to get three of them will win this game. Let's start it off with a name which should be on the tip of your tongue at the moment. You're engaged to a Ryan. Give me a Ryan, somebody.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Seacrest. Yes, Ryan Seacrest. I had Philippi in my head. That would do. Yeah. I had Ryan Reynolds written down. You got it there faster than I was able to, Renee. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Good work. You're on the board. Okay. Kanye has identified someone with this name as one of his enemies in his recent list of beefs. Someone give me a famous amber. Amber rose. Rose. That is the amber as well.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Could have also said amber heard. That's another famous amber. Any other ambers? Surely, but I can't think of any off the top of my head, but I don't need to. I got the point. One each, everybody. Let's go totally random.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Someone give me a famous Megan. Megan Fox. Fox. You guys are on the exact same page. Yeah, you and I should hang out. We'd be friends. Let's do it. Let me get the point, though, and then we can hang out.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Okay, great. I'm just going to blackmail you into friendship. I'll shout the KFC. Yeah, but Renee, you don't understand how competitive I am. I'm getting the gist of it. I want to bring you guys levels. I'm trying to do one which might advantage you, Renee. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:41:23 This will work because he won't say the one that he won't say the one that I'm thinking of. Somebody give me a famous Matt. LeBlanc. You're perfect.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Yeah, good. Yes. I was going to say you could say McLean, Matty McLean, but yeah, yeah. Oh, no. How good would it be
Starting point is 00:41:40 if we got the clip of Matty saying his own name? That would have been really good. But no, LeBlanc is perfect. Well done. Cool.
Starting point is 00:41:49 One more. We talked about this person earlier, so I'm not going to accept Barrymore, but give me a famous Drew. I can't think of anyone. No, neither. Drewlemia. There it neither. Drew Nemea. There it is.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Oh, my God. I was thinking, what is the McDonald's Young Entertainers? Drew Nemea from McDonald's Young Entertainers. Yeah, I know. Oh, no. That was a tight game, though. That was really close. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Manny, you get the win. You did so well. And Renee, you get the KFC chicken dollars. Just not the victory, but you get the KFC, okay? Yeah, thank you. I'll take it. Enjoy it, Renee. Thank you so much, guys.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Well done, Maddie. You got the win. Thank you. Was it worth it? Poor old bloody Renee. It was so worth it. Just trying to win some KFC to feed the kids, man. You had to throttle her like that.
Starting point is 00:42:42 Yeah, but you don't understand how much I hate losers. Oh, no, we do. We watch Celebrity Truth Island. Maddie's here filling in for Bree for the next couple of weeks while she's away filming. It's so nice to be here. It's nice to have you. We've been talking.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Look, I hate to bring it up. You do not. I hate to bring it up, but I got engaged last but i got engaged last week did you you should have said something i don't like to talk about it you should have done a post about it you should have done a cross-platform multimedia rollout of your big news of some sort you should have covered radio television and digital oh my god i know when do the billboards go up? Yeah, look out for our television special coming up at some point. Oprah's going to interview us.
Starting point is 00:43:35 And the thing about it, there was a few things that surprised me. First of all, it surprised me that it happened, because we just have not talked about getting married in such a long time, that I'd kind of put it out of the back of my mind that it might not even happen and then the second thing is when he proposed he proposed with a ring yeah i got bling it's a diamond in there and everything is that your engagement ring or will that serve as your wedding ring as well will you wear two rings no i think this is it that's i'm happy with this all right so you've got your ring i've got my ring and so i thought well does what happens with ryan yeah it turns out r Ryan wants something very different
Starting point is 00:44:07 because I hadn't even brought it up, but literally five minutes after we got engaged, Ryan said to me, so does this mean I get a jet ski? A jet ski? A jet ski. He wants a jet ski engagement. Instead of an engagement. An engagement jet ski.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Yeah. I was like, come on, mate. That's bold. So bold. Also, we live in an apartment. Where's the jet ski going? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has he ever expressed an interest in jet skis before this?
Starting point is 00:44:38 Yes, because whenever Ryan tries something, he'll get an idea that he wants to do it full time. But then he'll lose interest within. I know exactly how it will go. We would buy the jet ski. He'd ride it twice. And then it would never be ridden again. No.
Starting point is 00:44:54 And it's meant to symbolize your everlasting love. And it's a jet ski. Exactly. Look, I'm on board with ring alternatives. A ring is not for everybody. But I was thinking like a watch or a necklace. Or even a tattoo. Some people do tattoos.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Yeah, absolutely. But a jet ski. An engagement jet ski. If that's what he wants, it's your job now to make Ryan happy for the rest of his life. I think we should call a jet ski store and find out if engagement jet skis are a thing. Are actually a thing. Okay, great. JFK Powersports, Mount Wellington.
Starting point is 00:45:27 To speak to a member of our sales team, press 1. Some great music. JFK Powersports, how can I help you? Hi there, this is Matty McLean calling. How are you? I'm good, Matty. How are you? I'm very well, thank you.
Starting point is 00:45:43 How's the day going? Is it the Matty McLean from the radio? Yes, it is. Oh, wow. That's nice. How are you, Matty? I'm so good, thank you. But I've got a favor to ask.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Sure. So I've just gotten engaged. Oh, congratulations. Thank you so much. Congratulations. Thank you. Happy for you. Oh, you didn't need to say congratulations.
Starting point is 00:46:04 I don't need the you. Oh, you don't, didn't need, didn't need to say congratulations. It's not, I don't need the attention, but, um. Oh, okay. But here's the thing, because when I got engaged, my partner engaged to me and gave me, gave me a ring, but he wants something really specific for his engagement present. Okay. He wants a jet ski. So do you do engagement jet skis? Can I get him an engagement jet ski we can get you jet skis
Starting point is 00:46:27 but you might have to decide on which model you want to look at do you have any idea are there any blingy ones like any diamond encrusted jet skis or anything like that you can always put on diamonds they may okay always put on anything on you want on there have you ever heard have you ever heard of someone getting an engagement jet ski before? Not that I have. I haven't been working for long in this company.
Starting point is 00:46:54 It's been a year, but I haven't heard this, mate. I have not. I'll go and figure out how much you spend on my ring, and then I'll know how much to spend on the jet ski, alright? That's all good, Matty. Really nice talking to you. You too.
Starting point is 00:47:07 See you later. Bye. It's a good question he asked about budget, by the way, because I've just Googled how much is a jet ski. And what is it going to set me back? This one is $20,495. You're dreaming. You're dreaming.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Well, he's dreaming. I wonder if we can take some calls this afternoon on things people got instead of a ring Great idea Not a $25,000 jet ski No, no, no We can get some inspiration for Ryan He's not a ring guy
Starting point is 00:47:32 But he may be dreaming if he wants a jet ski What did you get? Or what did your partner get? Or what did they want instead of getting a ring? Call us on 0800DIALS at M Or text us on 9696 Like was it, I don't know What did they want? Did they want something crazy out of it? Did they want a horse? An engagement 0800 dials at M or text us on 9696. Like, was it, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:47:46 what do they want? Do they want something crazy out of it? Do they want a horse? An engagement horse? Engagement horse. I love that idea. We've been talking, look, I hate to bring it up.
Starting point is 00:47:59 You do not. I hate to bring it up, but I got engaged last week. Did you? You should have said something. I know I don't last week. Did you? You should have said something. I know. I don't like to talk about it. You should have done a post about it.
Starting point is 00:48:11 You should have done a cross-platform multimedia rollout of your big news of some sort. You should have covered radio, television, and digital. Oh, my God. I know. When do the billboards go up? Yeah. Look out for our television special coming up at some point. Oprah's going to interview us.
Starting point is 00:48:28 And the thing about it, there was a few things that surprised me. First of all, it surprised me that it happened because we just have not talked about getting married in such a long time. That I'd kind of put it out of the back of my mind that it might not even happen. And then the second thing is when he proposed, he proposed with a ring. I got bling.
Starting point is 00:48:45 It's a diamond in there and everything. Is that your engagement ring or will that serve as your wedding ring as well? Will you wear two rings? No, I think this is it. I'm happy with this. All right, so you've got your ring. I've got my ring. And so I thought, well, what happens with Ryan?
Starting point is 00:49:00 Yeah. It turns out Ryan wants something very different Because I hadn't even brought it up But literally five minutes after we got engaged Ryan said to me So does this mean I get a jet ski? A jet ski? A jet ski He wants a jet ski engagement Instead of an engagement
Starting point is 00:49:18 An engagement jet ski Yeah I was like come on mate That's bold So bold. Also, we live in an apartment. Where's the jet ski going? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Has he ever expressed an interest in jet skis before that? Yes, because whenever Ryan tries something, he'll get an idea that he wants to do it full time, but then he'll lose interest within. I know exactly how it will go. We would buy the jet ski, he'd ride it twice, and then it would never be ridden again.
Starting point is 00:49:49 No, and it's meant to symbolise your everlasting love. And it's a jet ski. Exactly. Look, I'm on board with ring alternatives. A ring is not for everybody, but I was thinking like a watch, or a necklace.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Or even a tattoo. Some people do tattoos. Yeah, absolutely. But a jet ski. An engagement a tattoo. Some people do tattoos. Yeah, absolutely. But a jet ski. An engagement jet ski. If that's what he wants, it's your job now to make Ryan happy for the rest of his life.
Starting point is 00:50:13 I think we should call a jet ski store and find out if engagement jet skis are a thing. Are actually a thing. Okay, great. JFK Power Sports, Mount Wellington. To speak to a member of our sales team, press 1. Some great music.
Starting point is 00:50:32 JFK Power Sports, how can I help you? Hi there, this is Maddy McLean calling. How are you? I'm good, Maddy. How are you? I'm very well, thank you. How's the day going? Is it the Maddy McLean from the radio?
Starting point is 00:50:42 Yes, it is. Oh, wow. That's nice. How are you, Maddy?Lean from the radio? Yes, it is. Oh, wow. That's nice. How are you, Maddy? I'm so good, thank you. But I've got a favour to ask. Sure. So I've just gotten engaged. Oh, congratulations. Thank you so much. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Thank you. Happy for you. Oh, you don't, didn't need to say congratulations. It's not, I don't need the attention, but Oh, okay. But here's the thing, because when I got engaged, my partner engaged to me and gave me a ring, but he wants something really specific for his engagement present. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:14 He wants a jet ski. So do you do engagement jet skis? Can I get him an engagement jet ski? We can get you jet skis, but you might have to decide on which model you want to look at. Do you have any idea? Are there any blingy ones, like any diamond encrusted jet skis or anything like that? You can always put on diamonds, Amy.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Okay, great. You can always put on anything you want on there. Have you ever heard of someone getting an engagement jet ski before? Not that I have. I haven't been working for long in this company. It's been a year, but I haven't heard this, mate. I have not. I'll go and figure out how much you spend on my ring,
Starting point is 00:51:55 and then I'll know how much to spend on the jet ski, all right? That's all good, Matty. Really nice talking to you. You too. See you later. Bye. It's a good question he asked about budget, by the way. I know.
Starting point is 00:52:06 I've just Googled how much is a jet ski. And what is it going to set me back? This one is $20,495. You're dreaming. You're dreaming. Well, he's dreaming. I wonder if we can take some calls this afternoon on things people got instead of a ring.
Starting point is 00:52:21 Great idea. Not a $25,000 jet ski. No, no, no. We can get some inspiration for Ryan. He's not a ring? Great idea. Not a $25,000 jet ski. No, no, no. We can get some inspiration for Ryan. He's not a ring guy but he may be dreaming if he wants a jet ski. What did you get? What did your partner get or what did they want instead of getting a ring? Call us on
Starting point is 00:52:35 0800DIALS at M or text us on 9696. Like was it I don't know. Do they want something crazy out of it? Do they want a horse? An engagement horse. I love't know. Do they want something crazy out of it? Do they want a horse? An engagement horse. An engagement horse. I love that idea. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:52:49 I got engaged to my partner Ryan last week. Very exciting. Yeah. Quite overwhelming, though, as well. Now I've got a bloody wedding to plan. Don't you just? I've already been sent an Excel spreadsheet by Ryan. We started filling in the details.
Starting point is 00:53:04 I thought you'd have to go out and get him a ring, but turns out he doesn't want a ring. He doesn't want a ring. He's not even sure if he'll wear a ring, you know, wear a ring on the actual wedding day or anything. But what he has asked for is something really specific and not at all what I would have thought is a romantic gift to get someone,
Starting point is 00:53:23 especially after an engagement. he wants a jet ski. An engagement jet ski. The good thing about an engagement jet ski is everyone will know that he's taken. That's what you want. People will come over to him, hot guys will come over and they'll be like, hey, man, I wanted to know if you wanted to. Oh, sorry, I didn't see the jet ski. Sorry, my bad.
Starting point is 00:53:40 I'm back off. You're happily taken. Yeah. I should have known when you did that big 360 slide into the harbour that you were a taken man. We want to know this afternoon, did your partner want something unconventional, something other than a ring to celebrate your lifelong union?
Starting point is 00:53:57 Lots of people don't want to wear a ring. Jewelry's not their thing. Man, we've had some good input on this. Matt is here. G'day, Matt. Hey, guys. How are we? Good. Was it you or your partner that didn't want to ring? I mean, I got a ring
Starting point is 00:54:11 also, but we just had an agreement about once I'd proposed that I'd get something out out of the proposal as well. Right. So are you the... Ryan, my partner, could kind of take or leave marriage. I'm the one that has been saying for a long time that I want to be a beautiful, blushing bride.
Starting point is 00:54:31 So are you kind of the Ryan in this situation? Yeah. Yeah. I decided that I've always wanted to buy a hoverboard and was never really allowed to buy one. So I made an agreement with my partner that if I propose that I can get a hoverboard, well, she'd buy me a hoverboard, actually. So the only reason you're getting married is so you can get a hoverboard. Well, it was incentive to
Starting point is 00:54:55 hurry up the proposal. So what do you mean by hoverboard? You know the two-wheeler? Ah, right, right. Oh right You're not really hovering Not a fall back to the future Because those exist now Yeah true
Starting point is 00:55:11 The ones you're talking about are the ones That people have the most gnarly accidents on Yeah yeah Haven't quite had that yet so far So pretty good I thought your partner might hold it off until the wedding So you got the hoverboard Oh yes I did Congratulations on such a happy occasion so pretty good. Yeah, good. I thought your partner might hold it off until the wedding. So you got the hoverboard?
Starting point is 00:55:26 Oh, yes, I did. Brilliant. Well, congratulations. Congratulations on such a happy occasion. Matt is a man who knows what he wants. Andrea is here. Hi, Andrea. Hi.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Just one thing. One good thing about the hoverboard is no one is going to hit on you. You're true. If you want to know your take, it doesn't matter. They're not going to hit on you on a hoverboard. Sorry, Andrea, it's all about you now. What did your fiancé get instead of a ring? He got a rifle.
Starting point is 00:55:49 What? An engagement rifle. An engagement rifle, yeah. Who said chivalry is dead? That was a long time ago, though, and we've been married for 23 years, but subsequently every either ring or rifle, he, you know, if he's got a rifle, then I've got a ring.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Or if I've got a ring, he's got a new rifle. So every time he gets a new gun, you get a new piece of jewellery. Yeah. Oh, no, you've set this up well, Andrea. You've done well. Yeah, I have. Very, very well. I want to know, did you slide the rifle onto his finger at the aisle?
Starting point is 00:56:23 No, not quite. Not quite? No, he didn't stick his finger down the aisle? No, not quite. Not quite? No, he didn't stick his finger down the barrel or something like that? No. Okay. It's different. It's different, right? Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Engagement rifle. There's an option. Exactly. Maybe not for Ryan. I don't see him as a rifle kind of guy. Probably not. Adrian. Adrian, hi.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Yeah, hi. So is this something you got or something you got your partner? No, it's something I got. I proposed to my wife 25 years ago. Yes. And I didn't particularly want to ring, so she said, what did I want? And so what I wanted was a chainsaw. So I got a chainsaw.
Starting point is 00:57:02 What every man wants. Yes, mate. That's right, exactly. Tell me, because I've seen those ads for still, still chainsaws, and they're like, it's a chainsaw for life. You buy this, you'll have this chainsaw forever. Did you get a lifetime chainsaw? That's right.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Well, it's a Poo-Lan, American. A Poo-Lan? A Poo-Lan. A Poo-Lan. And it is still going, yeah, 25 years later. It's still running. Yeah, right, okay. Are you hoping one day one of your children comes to you and says,
Starting point is 00:57:30 Dad, I want to propose, can I have the family chainsaw? Yeah, but you should know you never give out your chainsaw. They're just dreaming. No, no, I've seen the ad, don't worry. Well, congratulations, Adrian. Yeah, I guess. I guess. Well, thanks. Maddy needs to. I guess. Well, thanks.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Maddie needs to man up and buy the jet ski. Oh, come on. Bugger off. Thanks, Adrian. That's very good. Bree and Clint. ZDM Bree and Clint with Maddie filling in for Bree. That's Charlie Puth.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Charlie Puth. That's good. Charlie Puth. Charlie Puth. Charlie Puth. Why do you keep doing it? I don't know. It's called like such. Try it, it's fun. Okay. Puth.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Okay, that's quite fun actually. It's birthday banger when we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday. You might not remember, but we can figure it out for you. Here to play is Aiden. Kia ora, Aiden. Kia ora. How you going? How's your Tuesday afternoon?
Starting point is 00:58:37 Oh, pretty busy, you know. Yeah, pretty good. Where in the country are you calling us from, Aiden? Toa Piri Hamilton. Oh, yes. I know exactly where you are. Okay. Cool.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Give us your birthday, and Matty will work out your birthday banger. Okay. 14th of September, 1985. All right, Aidan. You were 16 on the 14th of September, 2001, and this was the number one song. Oh, Tauperiity stand up.
Starting point is 00:59:09 Kylie Minogue. You can't get you out of my head. Big banger. Do you love it, Aiden? I'm loving it, yeah. Yeah, it's a good one. It's a bit of you, eh? Yeah, bit of me, bit of me, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:18 I love it. Okay, cool. Wait there. Let's do a birthday banger for Ken. G'day, Ken. G'day, how are you? Good. How are you going?
Starting point is 00:59:25 Very well, mate. Where are you calling from today? Osatahe, lovely 30 degrees. Where did you say you were? Christchurch. Oh, Christchurch, Garden City. Lovely. Okay, Ken, what's your birthday?
Starting point is 00:59:38 Okay, wait for it, mate. 18-04-58. Oh, good, mate. Yeah, yeah. So, Ken, you were 16 on the 18th of April, 1974, and this was your birthday banger. Yes, Ken. Ken, you definitely, I can tell,
Starting point is 00:59:58 you definitely rocked out to this song, didn't you? Yeah, great song. This is a semi-controversial song for our show at the moment too because producer Ben, if you'll come in for a second, said that this is an overrated Elton John song. Ben.
Starting point is 01:00:12 Yeah, that's true. I just said it's not in my top five. Yeah. Would you agree, Ken? This is a great song, isn't it? Yeah, I didn't know there was an overrated Elton John song. True.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Good point. And Ken's from Christchurch, Ben. You should respect his opinion, okay? Ben, turn your microphone off. Ben Gunson in the corner. That's from Ken, Ben. Let's go to Maddie. Hi, Maddie.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Hi, how are you? Good. Are you having a nice day? I am having a good day, thank you. It's your birthday today, Maddie. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 01:00:45 What have you been doing? Not a whole lot. I'm actually from Auckland, but finally got out of the city for a bit of a break. So I'm currently in the gorgeous city anger in the Coromandel. Dreaming. And I've had the best day. Oh, perfect.
Starting point is 01:00:59 What a great spot to spend your birthday. You have to go skinny dipping in the ocean for your birthday. I don't think the people at Cathedral Cove would have loved that too much. So not the plan of today. But, you know, we'll see how the night goes. All right, Maddie, so we know your birthday's today, but what year were you born? So I was born in 2000.
Starting point is 01:01:19 Okay, Maddie, so you were 16 on the 22nd of February 2016, and this was your number one song. My mama don't like you, and she likes everyone. Oh, yep. And I never liked you. JB. All right. It's a good Justin Bieber song.
Starting point is 01:01:34 It's a great one. And I've been so cold. Out of the Justin Bieber songs that there are, that's not bad. Yeah, yeah. I hear you. You might want a bit more energy for your birthday banger, but I think it's a good song, right? Yeah, I'd say so. I think that's pretty good.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Okay, Maddie, happy birthday. Wait there for us. We need to decide between Kylie Minogue, Benny and the Jets, or Justin Bieber. Maddie, you can decide first today. As much as I'd love to go for Maddie because it's her birthday, I've got to go for my favourite Elton John song. It's not personal, eh?
Starting point is 01:02:09 No. No, not at all. I agree with you. And Ken, you're the winner of Birthday Banger today. Hey, awesome, mate. Awesome. All the way out of 1974. 1974.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Well done, Maddie. Good choice. Yeah, good stuff. Here you go, Ken. Enjoy it, mate. It's your Birthday Banger. It's, Matty. Good choice. Yeah, good stuff. Here you go, Ken. Enjoy it, mate. It's your birthday banger. It's Elton John on ZM. Hey, kids.
Starting point is 01:02:31 ZM. Brian Clint. It's time for a Honda Jazz Blitz. Honda Jazz Blitz with ZM's Brian Clint. What the hell is a Honda Jazz Blitz, I hear you ask? Well, we have a brand new Honda Jazz EHEV Lux to give away. And today on the show, we're putting as many people in the draw for that Honda Jazz as we can in one break.
Starting point is 01:02:51 Let's do it. It's very simple as well. All you need to tell us is whether you want to write your name on the boot of the car or the bonnet. Yeah, exactly right. At the end of it, we're going to spin the wheel and someone off the boot or someone off the bonnet is going to be winning the car. Correct. So what are we going to do? Jane's up first. Hi, Jane. Hi. Hey, Jane. How's your day going? Very good, thank you. Good.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Let's get you in the draw to win this Honda Jazz, eh? Yes, sounds great. Perfect. Boot or bonnet? I'm going to go with the boot. You're going to go with the boot? Okay, your name is on the boot. Congratulations, Jane. Wait there, we? Okay, your name is on the boot. Congratulations, Jane. Wait there, we'll write that down. Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hey, Amy.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Hey, how's it going? Great, thank you. All right, let's do this. Do you want your name on the boot or the bonnet? Got to go for the bonnet. Bonnet. Well done. Your name is on there.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Best of luck. We hope you win a brand new car. Scott's here. G'day, Scott. How are you? Good, man. You'd look good in a brand new Honda Jazz. I look good win a brand new car. Scott's here. G'day, Scott. How are ya? Good, man. You'd look good in a brand new Honda Jazz. I look good in a brand new Honda Jazz. So good. You'd look good in it too. Boot or bonnet?
Starting point is 01:03:53 I'd like to go boot. Perfect. Your name is on the boot. Congratulations, Scott. Poppy's here. Hi, Poppy. Hey. Hey, Poppy. Alright. Tell us. Boot or bonnet? Where do you want your name? Boot, Poppy. Hi. Hey, Poppy. All right. Tell us, boot or bonnet, where do you want your name? Boot, please.
Starting point is 01:04:09 Well done. Your name is on the boot. You're into the draw to win the Honda Jazz. Rosie's here. Hi, Rosie. Hi. How are you? Good.
Starting point is 01:04:17 Thank you. Right. Honda Jazz, we want you to win this. So where do you want to put your name? On the bonnet, please. Bonnet. I reckon we're almost 50-50 split with these today. Yeah, about even.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Okay, good luck, Rosie. We hope you win this car as well. We've got time for one more. Vanessa is here. Kia ora, Vanessa. Kia ora. Hey, Vanessa. Right, hit us.
Starting point is 01:04:39 Boot or bonnet? Boot, please. Are you sure? Are you sure you want to go on the boot? Yes, 100%. Stand firm. Stand firm, Vanessa. Well, Boot, please. Are you sure? Are you sure you want to go on the boat? Yes, 100%. Stand firm. Stand firm, Vanessa. Well, congratulations Vanessa. You're the last person in on our blitz and you, my friend, have
Starting point is 01:04:51 a good shot at winning yourself a brand new Honda Jazz EHEV Lux. Awesome. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. If anybody would like an extra draw to win this car, all you've got to do, an extra chance in the draw, head into a Honda store and test drive a brand new Honda. They can prioritise your safety with all
Starting point is 01:05:08 test drive cars fully sanitised and contactless test drives are also available on request. The Honda Jazz EHEV is a bloody nice car and you get in the draw to win it all this week and next week on the Brian Clint Show. So good. Brian Clint. Aren't
Starting point is 01:05:23 thrift shops an amazing thing? Oh, I love going and checking out the op shop. So good. Bree and Clint. Aren't thrift shops an amazing thing? Oh, I love going and checking out the op shop. So good. We've got a hospice shop by us. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:05:31 This is amazing. I told a story the other day about a guy who found an amplifier in there and went to the counter and offered the lady 300 bucks for it. She goes,
Starting point is 01:05:37 I was going to list that amp for 20 bucks. And the guy was like, that's fine. Will you take 300? And she goes, yes. And then after he took it, he goes, cool, this amp's worth eight grand.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Oh. So she won, but also lost. And he won as well. And he won, yeah, yeah, yeah. I always think, God, imagine if I find the thing, that if I took it to Antiques Roadshow, it turns out to be like a million dollars or something. That's what everyone's dreaming of.
Starting point is 01:06:01 But mostly it's just Tupperware from the 80s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this guy went into a thrift shop in the US and was just rifling through things and saw a VHS tape. Oh, yeah. And on the VHS tape, you know, you used to have the labels and you'd write kind of the Goonies. Well, I know, but I wonder if Gen Z Anastasia knows. Have you ever used a VHS tape in your gen z anastasia knows and anastasia ever used a vhs tape in your life anastasia yeah yeah well i i had quite a bit of my childhood on vhs did you did you really yeah
Starting point is 01:06:32 yeah yeah we we did it all we recorded like family home movies kind of yeah yeah i recorded over all of my sister's cooking shows which mom wasn't too happy about but you were born in 1997 why are you still using a wow that blows my mind I thought you'd be strictly DVD DVDs were only like when I was a little bit older Wow Well good to know Great to know
Starting point is 01:06:54 You used to have to rewind them before you took them back to the Video store Anyway this guy saw VHS and on the label it was written Surprise With a smiley face Oh you have to buy that And he thought brilliant Because he had, and this is the crucial part
Starting point is 01:07:11 Had a VHS player at his house Well if he didn't The thrift shop is a great place to find a VHS player Totally But also if you couldn't find a VHS player I would just see that and go There's no point buying it because I don't know what to do with it. No, I've got to go on a hunt.
Starting point is 01:07:26 This is a treasure hunt. I've got to buy this and go on a hunt to find something to play. Yeah, I'm too lazy. But he had the VHS player, so it wasn't too much of a hunt for him. So he thought, brilliant, I'm going to buy it. Brought it home, put it in the VCR player. Yeah. Started with some static.
Starting point is 01:07:42 Okay. And so he was actually a little bit creeped out at first. Like The Ring. Because it was kind of like The Ring. Yeah. The old school horror movie. Yeah. Started with some static. Okay. And so he was actually a little bit creeped out at first. Like The Ring. Because it was kind of like The Ring. Yeah. The old school horror movie. Yeah. And so he was going, oh my God, what is going to come after the static?
Starting point is 01:07:52 What am I going to find on this VHS tape? Yeah. Do you have any idea what he might have seen on there? Sex tape. Is it a sex tape? It's not a sex tape. No. It's not a sex tape.
Starting point is 01:08:02 Because that would be a surprise. It would be. It would be. It would be. Sex tape and it was his parents. For good or for bad. But no, it wasn't a sex tape. It was this. This videotape was labeled a surprise, along with a creepy smiley face.
Starting point is 01:08:19 A 33-year-old computer programmer had no clue what was on it when he found the tape at a thrift store. I just threw it in the bag of stuff I was buying just to see what it was. What comes up first is this static. I had no idea. Pop it into the VCR what do you see? I'm like really it's this? He got Rick Rolls. He got Rick Rolls. By a VHS tape. The amount of effort someone would have to put into that. For probably no payoff. You would normally never find out.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Totally. Thanks to TikTok, it has paid off. It absolutely has because I know about it now. So maybe the person who's done this does know about it, but you're right. And you know what you've done? You've effectively just Rick Rolled all of us with that story as well. And I'm so sorry. I was like, it's his parents' wedding tape. You're not getting that song out of your head for the rest of the night.
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