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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast with Matty
Ahem, ass, titties, ass, titties
That's watching a reel that someone put up and that was the track and now it's stuck in our head
It's very stuck in our head and so is the image of said man
Oh yeah
Well that's stuck in my head yeah i don't think he gets
the podcast but we won't name him just out of safety sure i mean i'm not but no but you you
would and you are i definitely am and definitely would yeah yeah anastasia would I didn't catch who we were talking about. Oh, I think you could pick it up from the vibes.
Watch me.
Do you know who?
Just off that recommendation, would you?
Like, do you trust Maddie in my taste?
No, I think we've got very different tastes.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, we're going to turn our mics off and tell you who it is.
Oh, too is Oh Too hot
Too hot
I can see how he's hot
Yeah
Oh yeah
He's an all rounder
He is an all rounder
That's too intimidating
Just the nicest guy as well
Yeah
God damn it
God damn it
There's a few of those around
Do you hate it when hot people
Have a personality
Oh and a nice
Where did you get that personality from
You're meant to just be hot and boring.
I know.
Hot, boring, and dumb.
Stick to your lane, you know?
Stay in your lane, bitch.
That's why I just stick to just being hot.
I haven't expanded beyond that.
No personality.
Just all looks.
Okay.
Any special podcast admin we need to tick off?
I accidentally listened
To the start of one of our podcasts
The other day
While I was at the gym
And
Oh shit
That's what we sound like
So
Now I wanted to re-listen to Ben
Awkwardly not wanting to know
Who had a crush on him
On the podcast
And I wanted to be like
I wanted to see if there was something
That I missed
And so I re-listened to it
And I didn't get it
I still don't know You still You still don't get Why he doesn't want to see if there's something that I missed until I re-listened to it and I didn't get it. I still don't know.
You still don't get why
he doesn't want to know.
Did you talk to the person?
No, I need to do that. Sorry.
Let's respect their boundaries. Not Ben's.
Not your boundaries.
Yeah, I obviously don't have any.
You clearly don't.
Serious boundaries.
You've got crush issues, but we'll deal with that.
But we won't, because we'll find out.
We'll get permission first from the crusher on the crush.
That would be a good start.
Meanwhile, if you've got a crush on Producer Ben, can we set up an email address?
Please.
That would be so great.
Or a Tinder account.
This is what's stupid is that you're doing this for someone who doesn't need it.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that.
Okay.
If you've got a crush on Anastasia.
No, actually, no.
No, we're a bit protective of you.
Yeah, thanks.
So if you've got a crush on Anastasia, fight me.
Come here.
You're like my big older brother.
Fight me.
If you can get past me, which is not hard to do.
Damn, they're the biggest, gnarliest dudes.
Anyway, totally.
I'll be your protection.
Yeah, you've got to get through Maddie to get to me.
To then get to Anastasia.
Yeah, and by that stage.
And also, let's put Ben's moustache in front of that,
because I feel like he's going to be the best defence.
Put the toughest guy first.
Yeah, I'll go first.
You go first.
Okay, you go first with your moustache
Then me with my toxic masculinity
Have you got some toxic masculinity?
No not at all
What do you think your most toxic trait is?
I'm the most fragile
Delicate
Yeah okay so get through Matty's delicate masculinity
Have you ever been in a physical fight before?
Oh
No, not really
Yeah, right
Not really
Yeah
Have I
Have I
Have I caused a situation where someone has hit me before
And it was my fault?
Yes
Did I retaliate in a way that meant that has hit me before and it was my fault? Yes.
Did I retaliate in a way that meant that
it could be called a fair fight and I won?
No.
No, right.
We've all got a past.
You creating a scene where someone
wants to hit you must happen
regularly. No, pass off.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
If he has one day a mum?
One day a mum?
You reckon?
No.
You're like trying to start fights.
Yeah, I'm not a fighter.
I have a bit update on the bet.
Oh, yeah, cool.
Yeah, give us this.
Oh, my God.
Please don't tell me you've got COVID
because that would be really serious.
So quickly, the bet is who's going to get COVID first.
Maddie has picked Anastasia.
Anastasia has picked Maddie.
I've got Ben. Ben's got me. Winner me winner gets 40 anastasia's got an update who's got the rona
uh no no one okay sorry anastasia's got an update what's the update i was a
medium contact not a close contact like a medium contact so i had to get a test but it was negative
why are you telling this after we've worked with you for four hours?
Why are you telling us this now?
Because it's content.
Have you been particularly close to Matty because you've got the money on him
and you're trying to give it to him?
Is that how this is going to go down?
Yeah.
I gave Matty three eggs today.
We're going to come out of an ad break and someone's going to go,
guys, I've got an announcement to make on the show.
I've been holding this for radio content purposes.
I've got a special announcement.
I've got the pandemic.
No, I wouldn't do that
What does medium contact mean?
Well we had a small
Gathering it out flat on the weekend
See this is why I picked you
Some people that were not invited
The neighbours
Who we'd never met before
Decided to rock up
This chick had COVID
But we believe I was passed out in bed at this point
so was not exposed. Oh, that'll help.
We believe. Well,
I have no recollection. No one can verify
it, not even Anastasia. No, the chick was only
there for like 10 minutes. Yeah, right.
Do you have a QR code at your house? I've seen
some people have got a QR code so you can scan it at their house.
I have scanned into a QR code
at a barbecue one at a free time. Really?
Yeah. That's fun.
Have you got one, Anastasia?
No, I don't.
You should because you're a location of interest.
We're having no more gatherings, no more people around at the flat.
Just a t-shirt?
You're a hotspot.
You should get a QR code tramp stamp tattooed on your body.
That has to change every time you get another booster.
If we have Dr. Ashley Bloomfield on breakfast, I'm dobbing you in.
Smart.
For what? For being a location of interest. Yeah, that's fair, I'm dobbing you in. Smart. For what?
For being a location of interest.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
Send her to prison.
Yeah, we were pretty keen to have Juliet's birthday party as a super spreader event,
but no one's got COVID as of yet.
Sounds like you want it.
Yeah.
You desperately want it.
You just want to be the center of attention.
Matty!
Is that true or is that true?
No, I've just got A big social calendar
Coming up
Late March
And I need it
Alright here's the podcast
Everybody enjoy
No that's the start
Of the podcast
Oh sorry
I almost talked over
Your special shout out
I get my own name
Your name is in the show
Whoa
Well you're hopefully
Going to be here
For a few weeks so we had to put
your name in the show. Yeah although you talk over it
so. They're going to keep
you humble. Your name's in the show but I
will not listen to it. Exactly. You can take it
out at any moment. Someone messaged me
and they said where's Bree? Has she got COVID?
I think that's really an important thing to clear up. She
doesn't. No. Not as far as we know. She's off
filming at the moment
and she's sweet as far as we know. Yeah. A secret at the moment, and she's sweet as far as we know.
Yeah, a secret TV project.
But that's weirdly what everybody assumes at the moment.
If someone is off, they must have COVID.
Must have COVID, or I guess close contact.
Yeah, something like that.
As far as we know, she's all good.
But shout out to all the people who have got it or who are currently close contact.
What an absolute shit fight we are going through at the moment.
So I know someone who's a close contact, had to get a test on Friday.
She got a text this morning to say it's going to take another 72 hours
before she gets her results back.
I talked to a friend who was a close contact,
had to isolate for the five days or whatever it is that you have to do,
and then got out at 9 a.m. this morning.
At 10 a.m., her flatmate texted her and said,
you're a close contact of me now. So she's straight back in there. And she's going, 9am this morning. At 10am her flatmate texted her and said, you're a close contact of me now.
No!
So she's straight back in there.
And she's going, I've watched everything.
I don't have anything left to binge.
It's enough to make a person want to head to Wellington and protest.
No, not really.
Not really.
I don't think anything is enough for that at the moment.
Hey, today on the show, some exciting things.
We're going to do a Honda Blitz today
where we're going to put as many people as we can in the draw
to win that brand new Honda Jazz.
It's sitting out in the reception area.
It's beautiful. It's such a nice
car. We're keeping it clean for you.
We're also going to add one more item to our cart
at 4 o'clock and in about 20 minutes
we're going to talk to ZDM alumni
PJ Harding who had some very
big baby news announced yesterday.
This is so exciting. She's so cute.
I said to her, do you want to come on and talk about it? And she goes, no, I don't want to rain on Maddie's parade. I said, oh, he had news announced yesterday. Huge. This is so exciting. She's so cute. I said to her, do you want to come on and talk about it?
And she goes,
no, I don't want to rain on Maddie's parade.
And I said,
oh, he had his day yesterday.
His engagement is old news.
I am insufferable already though.
So PJ will be on the show for a catch up very soon,
but first we'll kick it off with Tradie vs Lady.
We've got $50 cash up for grabs.
Thanks to our mates at KFC.
And if you'd like to win it,
you can call us to play right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM.
Bree and Clint with Maddie.
Here's Gayle on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
It's time for Tradie vs. Lady.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
I'm looking at the tally.
We got the score wrong yesterday.
It wasn't updated.
We hadn't actually updated it. It is't updated. We hadn't actually updated it.
It is 10 all.
The tradies have pulled level.
Yeah.
They were lagging for the first three quarters of this year so far.
Considerably lagging as well.
But they are back, baby.
So instead, why don't we meet our tradie first today?
They are 21.
They're from Napier.
And they use mouthwash before they brush their teeth.
Controversial.
Welcome to the show, Carlin.
Hey, Carlin.
How are you?
Good.
What's the theory there, mate?
Why are you mouthwashing before you brush?
I honestly heard it off you guys a while ago, because someone else said it,
and I've just used it ever since.
That's not our advice.
Don't put that on us.
That's not the official party. No, no, another tradie.
There was another tradie there.
Don't trust tradies, mate.
No.
Who's getting their oral hygiene advice from another tradie?
Come on.
Yeah.
Carlin, brush first, please.
Let's meet your opposition today.
They are 32.
They're from Dargaville, and they're really good at backing trailers.
Well, according to them.
Welcome to the show, Crystal.
Hey, Crystal.
Can you come help me, please?
I'm terrible.
It's a good skill.
Great skill.
Where'd you get that skill from?
You got a horse?
Dairy farming.
Oh, there you go.
Yep, yep, yep.
There you go.
Oh, yep, too bloody right.
Okay, Crystal, your buzzer is lady.
Carlin, your buzzer is tradie.
First to three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC.
Good luck, guys.
All right, question number one, team.
Adele's reaction to being filmed at an NBA game
has turned into a brilliant meme.
Name one of Adele's songs.
Lady.
Tradie.
Crystal.
When We Were Young. There's songs. Lady. Trotty. Crystal. When We Were Young.
There you go.
Perfect.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
A man has been arrested in the US for trying to break into a lion's cage at a zoo.
Do tigers have spots or stripes?
Trotty.
Carlin.
Stripes.
Nice work. Guys, that took bothlin. Stripes. Nice work.
Guys, that took both of you way too long to answer.
I think you've been buzzed by talking about a lion
and then switching it on them to a tiger.
Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was good.
No, it's good.
It's a good old switch up.
Keep them on their toes.
One all, everybody.
Let's go.
I definitely meant to do that as well.
It's a mistake on my part.
Question number three.
Disney has revealed plans for a residential village in the US.
Name the hit film Beauty and the What.
Pity.
Ooh.
Carlin, just?
I heard Carlin first.
Beauty and the Beast.
Nailed it.
Is that like a Disney town? Yeah, Disney town. Wow. Yeah, you can go and the Beast. Nailed it. Is that like a Disney town?
Yeah, Disney town.
Wow.
Yeah, you can go and live there.
No, thank you.
A little too perfect, I think.
I think so, yeah.
All right, the tradies are up two to one.
Question number four.
The Paralympics are about to kick off with three Kiwis in the mix.
Which country are the Paralympics in?
It's the same place as the Olympics.
Carlin for the win.
Tokyo?
Not a country and not where it is either.
You want to have a free guess, Crystal?
Japan?
No, they're in China this year.
Beijing, China.
Okay, that's all good.
Two under the Chinese still. We'll keep China. Okay, that's all good. Two under the tradies still.
We'll keep going.
All right, question number five.
The first international tourists have arrived in Australia
since the country reopened its borders.
Name one of the eight states or territories that make up Australia.
Australia.
Australia.
Crystal.
Melbourne.
Ooh, unfortunately not a state.
Do you want a free guess, Carlin?
Queensland.
Got it.
Well done, Carlin.
You got 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC.
Awesome.
Thank you, heaps.
Go the tradies.
It's 11 to 10 in favour of the tradies now.
That's close.
Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. With the tradies now. Oh, it's close. Bree and Clint.
ZM Bree and Clint.
With Matty filling in for Bree, that's M by Hold and Numb Little Bug.
Instagram is full of good news.
If you look for it at the moment, it's full of good news.
And God, do we need good news at the moment.
Yeah, there's lots of shitty news around.
But that's why the good stuff is so exciting.
It's so odly and it pops, right?
You see it and you go, oh, oh, I needed that.
I needed the dopamine hit.
Yesterday afternoon, I believe, some very happy news was posted
by former ZM best friend Polly Harding.
PJ, and she joins us on the phone right now.
Hi, PJ.
Hey, PJ.
Hi, guys.
I feel bad being on the show right now because literally it's been
like a day since Natty's announced it.
It's so soon.
Clint's already moved on from me,
Paige.
I literally got a 24-hour window
and then he's over it.
Congratulations. Well, to be fair,
PJ brought out, she dropped fresh news.
Yeah, true. And you know how the news cycle works.
And to be fair, bringing life into
the world is a bit more exciting.
So congratulations, Paige.
Oh, my God.
It's like equally exciting and terrifying.
It's all the emotions.
I know.
It's such a rollercoaster.
Yeah, you're going to be a mum.
I know.
And do you know what's amazing?
Like if I say anything stupid in this chat,
I can finally use the excuse of baby rat.
I've wanted that my whole career, everything stupid I've said.
I don't know if you can.
I don't know if you can, PJ.
The baby's not due until August.
I can.
Baby brain kind of comes on after you have the baby a bit as well.
Really?
No, I'm claiming it from now onwards.
Peach, this is amazing, but you've got a motor mouth,
so I'm amazed you've managed to keep this a secret.
Well, I haven't really kept it a secret.
Like, honestly, I have, like, on a wider scale,
but, like, even at New Year's, you know,
I was at parties and everyone was drinking
and I just made it so obvious.
Like, I was like, oh.
And I dropped it left, right and centre
without kind of saying it.
So I think everyone knew.
To be fair, if I was at a party and you weren't drinking,
I would...
I'd be like, PJ's pregnant.
Something's up.
Yeah, yeah.
Not anybody else.
Well, the 0% is a saviour in that regard.
Like, it definitely covered me in a few situations,
but I don't know.
I'd get over them after a couple.
So, yeah.
You and your boy, you're going to have to suffer them
for a little while longer.
Your baby's due in August
you and BJ
are going to be parents
are you ready for this
are you ready for the
big life change
that's coming your way
I think so
like I always
want to be a mum
but it's kind of crazy
now that I'm actually
how much
I want to be a mum
and it's kind of weird
it like just feels
so right
and I don't know
I've got this weird
fire in my belly I'm really really pumped it's kind of weird. It just feels so right. I don't know, I've got this weird fire in my belly.
I'm really, really pumped.
It's terrifying. Oh my god, I can't
look after myself
on a daily basis.
So it's going to be a miracle how this baby
survives. I'm so, so excited.
Yeah, although I'm sure
99% of parents think that
and then they don't.
I mean, look at Clint.
Clint can do it.
If Clint can do it,
you can do it.
Oh, I know.
And his kids are so cute.
Like, what if my kid's not cute?
We'll tell you.
It's beautiful.
Be brutally honest with you.
Hey, PJ,
you're going to make
such a great moment.
You are.
And that is such cool news.
Like we said,
we need good news at the moment. So this is such cool news. Like we said, we need good news
at the moment.
So this is some of that.
Can I just say,
because a few people
have asked
if we're going to call
the child TJ, CJ,
or what was it?
Of course,
because you've got BJ
and PJ.
Yeah, yeah.
DJ?
DJ's a good one.
No, no, no.
Just for everyone asking,
there will be no J
in the name.
DJ.
And J always teased me
that I was going to call
after a herb or like some random plant in the garden. It's also Jay in the name. DJ. And Jace always teased me that I was going to call it after a herb
or like some random plant in the garden.
It's also not on the cards.
You're so calling this kid Agapanthor.
Good old Aggie.
Or Sun Salutation or something like that.
Well, PJ, she's travelled especially to the highest hill on the farm
to be able to talk to us this afternoon.
And look, the line is as clear as anything,
so you've done well.
Oh, beautiful.
We haven't cut out yet?
No, no, we're good.
Congratulations, Paige.
We're proud of you guys.
Thanks, guys.
Love you.
Love you.
There we go.
She's going to be a mum.
Big news.
Yeah.
There's been an old newspaper clipping
from the 7th of July 1975 found.
Oh, that's going back a wee while. I love these things. People find them inside walls when they renovate. Been an old newspaper clipping from the 7th of July 1975 found.
Oh, that's going back a wee while.
I love these things.
People find them inside walls when they renovate.
And it's like it really is a time capsule, right? Absolutely.
Well, it's often about maybe the price of petrol.
News of the day.
News of the day.
The ads are really interesting.
Lots of ads for cigarettes a lot of the time.
Yeah.
Who was in Parliament at the time.
Yes.
This one has a flat listing from 1975.
And, I mean, obviously rent has gone up a bit since 1975.
Ever so slightly.
But how much has it gone up?
Oh.
I thought we could play a little game with my dad.
His name is Asen Roberts,
and he was everywhere in 1970s Wellington.
He was a man about town.
He was riding his motorbike through Johnsonville.
He was riding his motorbike through—
Where else did you ride your motorbike, Dad?
Where was your stomping ground in Wellington?
Around Oriental Parade.
Oriental Parade.
Good spot.
He was a bloody nuisance.
Yeah, I bet you were.
So here to play Guess That Rent, it's my dad, Big Aston.
Hi, Dad.
Hello, Aston.
How are you?
Good.
Do you remember your days in Wellington or are they hazy?
No, it was just like yesterday.
I bet.
Do you remember the year 1975?
Yes.
Had you met Mum at that stage? Nah
No
So you were young, wild and free
Lads, lads, lads
Boys on tour
I'm going to give you some details about this flat dad
And I want you to see if you can guess how much the rent
Would have been in 1975
Yep
So it's a one bedroom flat
Yep It's unfurnished It so it's a one-bedroom flat. Yeah.
It's unfurnished.
Yeah.
It says it's suitable for a couple, and it's in the suburb of Island Bay.
Maddy's lived in Wellington more recently.
Is it a nice suburb?
Beautiful.
I lived in Island Bay.
Did you?
Yeah.
Right along the coastline there, really cute community.
Was it nice when you lived there, Dad, or was it a bit of a, you know, a bit dodgy?
No, it was nice.
Okay.
It was really rich and everything.
Okay.
So how much?
In 1975, how much to rent that flat in Island Bay in Wellington?
A one-bedroom flat, I'd say $25.
$25?
Come on on Asin
well I can confirm
the one bedroom
flat for rent
in 1975
according to the
Wellington newspaper
clipping
is exactly
$25
no
you nailed it
dad
yeah I did
see I thought
you were full of crap
you always say to us
you're like
oh when I was young
beer was 25 cents
and gas was a nickel or a shilling or something like that I thought you were full of crap. You always say to us, you're like, oh, when I was young, beer was 25 cents and gas was a nickel or a shilling or something like that.
I thought you were making up prices.
Turns out you know your stuff.
No, petrol was 11 cents a gallon, which works out to what?
Three cents a litre.
See, now I believe you after that.
I actually believe you now.
For a bonus point, how much do you think the average rent is in Island Bay at the moment?
For one bedroom?
Yeah.
Oh God, I'd say
$400.
He's bloody good. The average rent in Island Bay
right now is $450.
Wow.
Well done, Dad. You should get
into property. Yeah,
like you.
Shh. Shh.
Shh, Dad.
Shh.
Property mogul, Clint Roberts.
There you go.
That is Wellington aficionado and former man about town,
Aston Roberts.
Thanks, Dad.
All good.
See you later.
Thanks, Aston.
Bye.
That was the most classic dad chat I've ever heard.
Think about how he frigging nailed it?
It's time to go to LA for the later.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, are you following this Kanye situation that's going on at the moment?
I'm not.
You can't not.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I am like the biggest fan of Keeping Up With Kanye
you could ever imagine.
Let me give everyone the latest.
Now, if you follow him or don't follow him,
you'll know that he is posting,
I guess you could say,
erratic, controversial things all over social media.
And he deletes them, right?
He's quite savage like that.
So right now, he's currently got two posts on Instagram.
He deletes everything else. It's dramatic. But so right now he's currently got two posts on instagram he deletes
everything else it's it's dramatic but one post that he did today which is making all the headlines
it was actually a post by hip-hop by the numbers and they create a list of everyone that kanye west
is having beef with he saw the list and reposted it now it's brilliant it includes the regulars
taylor swift pete davidson but it also includes Peppa Pig, Peppa the Pig.
Forgot about that one.
I can't even remember why.
Why has Kanye West got beef with Peppa Pig?
I don't know.
I can't remember.
I do remember something about it.
Yeah.
I can't.
I truly, none of us.
Peppa bought knockoff Yeezys from AliExpress.
And Kanye has not forgotten.
Pepper's been sliding into Kim's DMs.
Yeah, okay, Cole.
So Pepper Peg's on the list.
That makes sense.
Let's see what else is on there.
I mean, look, everyone from Louis Vuitton's on there.
You've got MTV is on there.
Amber Rose, we knew that one already.
It's a big list.
But Kanye, when he posted it, that's what he said.
He said, come on, guys.
This list is twice as long.
He has a longer list.
There are more people on his hit list, I guess you could say.
And, yeah, just another day in another drama for Kanye West.
Beyonce's on the list.
Beyonce?
Yeah, the guy's burning bridges left, right, and center.
Yeah, and bad bridges to burn as well.
Yeah.
Don't come for Beyonce.
Never. Yeah. Or P come for Beyonce. Never.
Yeah.
Or Peppa Pig.
Peppa Pig.
Taylor Swift and Gaga and Oprah.
Never go there.
Yeah.
Never go there.
Well, you know what?
You say that, but more people have been cancelled
by going in on Beyonce than anyone else.
Kerry Hilson once dissed Beyonce,
and the beehive literally ended her career. They're like, cool, that's the last time anyone listens to a Kerry Hilson once dissed Beyonce and the beehive literally ended her career.
They're like, cool,
that's the last time anyone listens
to a Kerry Hilson song.
And I don't remember the last time
we did hear from Kerry Hilson.
Right, there you go.
That is the latest on Kanye's ever-evolving beef
with our Hollywood correspondent,
Dean McCarthy.
Brian Clint.
Drew Barrymore is a big deal.
Big deal.
She's been acting since she was about,
how old was she when she was in ET?
Like six?
Six or seven, yeah.
She had a rocky road.
How old was she when she was a Charlie's Angel?
That would have been mid to late 20s, I reckon.
Yeah.
Yep.
How old was she on 50 First Dates?
Oh, I could go on.
But she was about 13, I think, when she was in
rehab. So, you know, she's
had her ups and downs, but she's come
out on top. She's come
right. She's got her own talk show
at the moment. They're kind of lining her up as the new
Ellen. Totally. You know what? Drew Barrymore
is doing all right for herself. Yep, she's
done good. Yeah.
I think she's very relatable to people. Super
relatable. Because she's a warts and all celebrity, right?
And this is possibly the most relatable Drew Barrymore story I've heard.
Yeah.
She was in the park recently and she spotted a guy.
Oh, yeah.
Is Drew Barrymore single?
Currently.
Right, okay.
As we've all done at some point, right?
What, spotted a guy in the park?
Spotted a guy in the park.
Oh, yeah.
All of us, right, Clint?
Yep. Some of us have been a guy in the park. Yeah, sure. That sounds dodgy. I'm not a spotted a guy in the park in the park yeah oh yeah all of us right Clint yep some of us have been a guy in the park yeah sure that sounds dodgy I'm not a guy let's go on with the Drew Barrymore story and she spotted the guy thought this is a very cute guy I
want us don't want to approach him okay I want to be bold there are sometimes you just get that lightning moment where you go, screw it
life is short
absolutely, seize the moment
let's do something crazy
so she approached
the guy, although
here's the clincher, she was wearing a balaclava
at the time, middle of winter
so all the guy
could see was her eyes
but she approached him and said
Look, I want to seize the moment
I want to do something crazy today
I noticed you
I want to ask you out
Wow, okay
Are you single?
That's very impressive
I would have thought I was being mugged
If someone approached me in a balaclava
I'd be like, I don't have any money
Where's my wallet?
Take everything.
It's fine.
So she didn't lead with, and I know you wouldn't,
but she didn't lead with,
hi, I'm global superstar Drew Barrymore.
Yeah, hi, I'm one of three Charlie's Angels,
Drew Barrymore.
Want a date?
Stop.
I already know the answer is yes.
No, she didn't, but someone else blew her cover.
Really?
Well, she took the balaclava off,
but whether or not the guy had made the connection is kind of unclear.
He didn't say anything, but they kept talking
and then someone else came up to her, of course,
because it's Drew Barrymore, and said,
oh my God, Drew Barrymore, I love you.
And that was that.
Yeah, right.
Well, that's good for someone else to do it, I guess.
Great.
Someone else to break the ice and go, this is Drew Barrymore.
You know?
Yeah, good.
Did she get the date?
Do we know?
I think she might have,
although the concerning thing, I think,
was that the guy was about half her age.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
But age is just a number, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So it got me thinking about,
I thought,
God, could I ever do something that bold?
And I thought,
oh my God, I did do something that bold.
When I was single.
Happily single, you were going to say.
I was never happily single.
I was the most desperate man on the planet.
I was on a plane and
the flight
attendant was very
cute. Is this where your infatuation
where the free cookies on New Zealand
came from? I do love a good cookie time
cookie on Air New Zealand. Yeah. And then they
started making shortbread which
just threw me into disarray but
saw the flight attendant, thought
he was super cute and so I
thought, screw it.
Like we were saying with Drew Barrymore.
Carpe diem. Seize the day.
So I thought, I'll leave my number for him.
What have I got?
What can I write on?
Ah, there's a piece of paper.
Well, sort of a piece of paper.
The sick bag.
The vomit bag.
The vomit bag.
In the seat.
So I took the sick bag, grabbed a pen,
and wrote a little note and left my number on the sick bag.
How did you make sure that he would find it?
I left it
on my seat as
I was leaving the plane and made
the note very specific to
the flight attendant. Right.
I've got name tags so I knew what his name was.
Oh okay so you addressed it to him. To him.
And I thought if I just leave it on the seat
it's obviously my whole row's cleared out
so the only person hopefully that's going to find this
is the flight attendant when they're cleaning the plane at the end.
Well, you hope so.
The cleaner might see it and go,
oh, this has got vomit in it.
But did he get the message?
Did he get your phone number?
He did.
And?
He was straight.
Okay.
Married.
Oh, no.
With children.
The trifecta.
But you know what?
I think that's better than being available but not interested.
Yeah, true.
Yes.
Take it out of your hands.
There's no shame in that.
That's a very good reason to be rejected.
Look, I'll give him that.
It's bold and I think you did the right thing.
I think shoot your shot.
Absolutely.
I think more people should do that
on a daily basis.
If it's out there,
just go for it.
Don't rely on the apps too much.
As long as you're not creepy with it,
why don't you go for it
and put your heart on the line?
And you know what?
The worst that can happen
is they say no,
but ultimately,
chances are,
you're probably never going to see
the person again anyway.
So much will go for it.
So if it falls over, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Let's take some calls from some people this afternoon
who have done it, who have gone bold
and asked people out in a bold or unique or brave kind of way.
Or maybe you got asked out in that kind of way.
Do you want to share your story with us today on 0800DALSATM
or do you want to text it in to
9696? How'd they ask you out?
Or how'd you ask them out?
Share it with us.
We've been talking about the crazy ways
that you asked someone out.
Drew Barrymore, superstar
Drew Barrymore spotted a guy in a
park and asked him out. This is
how that went down. So I saw this man
in this park and he was really
cute and i was attracted to him so i start following him i was wearing a full balaclava
so the only thing that's out is my peepers so i just meandered over to him and i just went i was
just wondering if i could ask you a question and he was like all right and i said aren't you single
you just asked him that yes and. And he said, perhaps.
I took my hood off and I took my balaclava off.
Did he recognise you? I looked at him and I said, hello.
And he just said, hello.
And then I'm talking to him and I said, how old are you?
And he said, I'm 28.
And I said, oh.
Finn, can you Google how old Drew Barrymore is?
I'm sure that's not that far off.
Surely not.
What's Drew Barrymore?
40-something? She must be in her
Early 40s maybe
It's bold
But I don't reckon
It used to be that bold
Like you would have
Had to ask people out
Like that all the time
Back in the past
You couldn't Instagram
Stalk them
You couldn't find them
On Tinder
You would have to
Take your opportunities
In the moment
Absolutely
So I mention my story
About how I once
Here we go
She's 47
Oh yeah
There you go
How I once asked out a guy A flight attendant on a plane by writing my number in a little
note on one of the sick bags.
Yeah, you shot your shot.
Yeah.
Didn't work, but you still went for it.
He was straight and married, but I tried.
We want to know this afternoon the stories about when you asked somebody out.
There have been some fantastic ones.
Someone's texted and said, I wrote my number on a bunch of $20 notes and spent them.
I got a couple of texts from girls.
Ended up meeting one in Taupo and spent seven years together.
What a random way to meet people.
So random.
So were you just spending them in all kinds of shops?
And then just hoping that it's not.
Is that the equivalent?
Remember back in the day you used to write your number on a playground
or you'd write someone else's phone number on a playground?
You'd just get a shot.
Well, I mean, I'm glad it worked for you.
For seven years.
Seven years.
Totally.
Yeah.
This person wants to remain anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi.
How did you ask somebody out?
Or did they ask you out in a bold way?
It wasn't me.
It was my friend.
So her and her best friend went on like a roller coaster.
So they went downhill.
Yeah.
And when they took the photo, he had a sign saying,
will you be my lover?
She said no.
Oh, she said no straight out.
So is there a photo of her just saying no?
Is that the memory of the roller?
There's a photo of them going down the roller coaster
and then when they got the photo, she was like, no, thank you.
Oh, she went to get the photo.
I see, yeah.
Bad metaphor.
Don't ask someone out while they're going downhill on a roller coaster.
Yeah, that's bold.
I feel like you'd need to know what the answer was going to be.
Yeah.
Also, randoms on a roller coaster.
I know.
Someone texted and said, I made a PowerPoint presentation for my current boyfriend with
reasons why we should date.
This is my friend.
Actually, we were driving along the motorway and she spotted a guy in the other lane.
Yeah.
And she thought it was really cute.
So we wrote her number on a piece of paper and put the piece of paper up against the
window. Oh, yeah. And he took her number down in piece of paper and put the piece of paper up against the window.
Oh, yeah.
And he took her number down in the car.
They went on a date.
While he was driving?
Well, he was the passenger in the car.
Oh, thank God.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
He's like, please slow down.
Wait, I'm trying to drive with my knees.
George's here.
That PowerPoint presentation, that was you.
Oh, wow.
You asked your boyfriend out over PowerPoint.
Yeah, it went pretty good.
It went pretty good?
Okay.
So were you guys good friends
but you wanted it to be more?
We actually dated beforehand
and then he broke up with me
but then after a while
I made that PowerPoint
and convinced him.
Give us some of the reasons.
Some people out there
listening now going,
I know how to work PowerPoint.
I'm good at doing a prezo.
What were some of the reasons
you used for why
he should be your boyfriend, Georgia?
I think one of them
was we look good together
and I added a lot of photos of us.
Oh yeah, that's good.
Yeah, visually compelling.
I like that.
nostalgia factor.
Yeah, and then I also did
our family.
Our family is like us both.
Yeah, that's good.
I'll tell you a good way
to clinch it too
if he's not into it
on the last frame
and just keep this
as an emergency frame
if you need it. The last one you go If he's not into it On the last frame And just keep this as an emergency frame If you need it
The last one you go
I'm pregnant
And you're the father
Whether that's true or not
Just get him over the line
Absolutely
Get him to commit
Hook, line and sinker
Hey well done Georgia
Congratulations
Thank you
There you go
There's hope for everybody out there
Just gotta be bold
Be bold
And take your chances
If you've ever had a cake from the caker You know the caker? You bought us a cake from the caker There's hope for everybody out there. Just got to be bold. Be bold. And take your chances. Bree and Clint.
If you've ever had a cake from The Caker, you know The Caker?
You bought us a cake from The Caker.
Oh, I know The Caker.
You know how good those cakes are.
Now Chrissy Teigen, who's married to John Legend, knows just how good they are
because she made one and she shared it to her 37 million Instagram followers.
I know, right?
This is like Kiwis winning a gold medal, except it's cake in social media.
Here to tell us just what that's like is the caker herself, Jordan Rondell.
Hi, Jordan.
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
How are you?
This is crazy, right?
It's not a small deal.
Let's just say that.
Yeah, I didn't imagine it was a small deal.
How did Chrissy Teigen get her hands on a caker cake?
And did she make one of those ones from the box
or did you send her a ready-made one?
Yeah, no, the ones that she posted with John Legend's face next to it
was one that she had made from one of my cakers.
And this isn't the first time she's posted about it.
The first time was a couple of weeks back.
And I was like, oh, my God, how did you find out about us?
And she was like, a friend of mine gave me one of these cake kits
and I'm obsessed with it.
And so, of course, then I sent her the whole range, a book and everything.
And the rest is history.
Yeah, wow.
It's one of those amazing things.
You know, whenever you're watching a film or a TV show
and they mention New Zealand, you go,
New Zealand, that's us, that's where I'm from.
It's kind of like that, Jordan.
Totally.
And I think New Zealanders just love a bit of an overseas success story.
Absolutely.
Totally.
Enjoy the ride, you know.
Like we said, you're the new Lord, you know.
This is like Lord winning a Grammy.
It's John Legend's face next to one of your cakes on Chrissy Teigen's Instagram.
It's a very big deal.
You actually live in L.A. now, and you run the caker business in Los Angeles.
Is that right, Jordan?
Yeah.
I moved here two and a half years ago, and yeah, running the show from here now.
So is there any chance that Chrissy Teigen's going to invite you over
for a piece of cake in the Teigen legend mention anytime soon?
Look, I can't say too much, but we probably will be best friends.
I thought so.
I love this so much.
In all seriousness though, what does this do for your business?
What does a mention from Chrissy Teigen do for you?
I'm trying to play it pretty chill. i got a few followers but we had already started
talking about potential relationship prior to this yeah this was lovely and there's more to
come there's more to come and what i think it does is it gives me it gives the taker credibility and
it probably probably has a bit of
a snowball effect which i don't even know what that is yet that's what i'm imagining that every
person every um special occasion coming up in america they're gonna go oh my god i have to
have that flourless chocolate cake that chrissy tegan had and then they go to their instagram
account they find it they buy it off you and then you become some kind of billionaire that's how
that's that's how we think that this happens.
That's exactly what's going to happen, right?
Thank you. I'll manifest that.
Yeah, good.
We're talking to Jordan Rondell.
She's the caker of
the caker fame. You've probably had one of her
cakes before. They are delicious.
Before we let you go and
take care of all the orders we're
sure are flooding in at the moment,
we have to ask, in your opinion, what is the best kind of cake?
My business was found upon that flower-style chocolate cake.
It's five ingredients.
I'm not going to tell you what they are.
Like the Colonel's secret recipe.
Exactly.
Look, you take one bite and you're just chocolate cravings,
all sweet cravings are gone because you've been so satisfied.
Chocolate cake, baby, all the way.
Chocolate cake all the way.
I'd agree with you.
We've got three boxes of it in the pantry just in case.
See, Jordan.
Love it.
See, Jordan, I'm a big fan of the lemon and raspberry from the caker.
Oh, you are?
That's my favorite.
That's my favorite.
That's a popular one.
There you go, everybody.
That's Jordan Rondell.
She's The Caker,
who is celebrating Chrissy Teigen getting on board
and giving her a shout-out.
Thanks so much.
Go well.
We're proud of you.
Thank you so much.
Time for the name game.
Matty, you've never played this before.
The idea is just yelling out celebrities
as fast as you can.
Great.
Okay.
There's some parameters around it.
I'll give them to you in a second.
But here to take you on is Renee.
Kia ora, Renee.
Hello.
How are you?
How are you going?
Hi.
How's your Tuesday?
I'm not too bad, thank you.
Yeah, not too bad.
I've just finished work and picked the kids up.
So I thought I'd give you guys a bell and try and win some KFC dollars.
Oh, yeah.
Try and get dinner for free tonight.
That'll be good. The kids are stoked. Amen. Oh, yes. They'd love me for it. And you guys a bell and try and win some KFC dollars. Oh, yeah. Try and get dinner for free tonight. That'll be good.
The kids will start.
Oh, yes.
They'd love me for it.
And you guys.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Cool.
We want some kudos as well.
You've got great energy.
You'll be good for this game.
I'll give you the quick rules.
So I'm going to give out a name, just a single name.
Sure.
It's your guys' job to give me a famous person who uses that name as part of their name.
Right.
Either their first name or their last name.
Great.
Like if I said John, you might go Travolta.
And that's all you'd have to do.
Is John on the list?
John is not on the list.
It's just an example.
Don't buzz in.
Just yell out the answer if you have one.
Okay.
And first to get three of them will win this game.
Let's start it off with a name which should be on the tip of your tongue at the moment.
You're engaged to a Ryan.
Give me a Ryan, somebody.
Seacrest.
Yes, Ryan Seacrest.
I had Philippi in my head.
That would do.
Yeah.
I had Ryan Reynolds written down.
You got it there faster than I was able to, Renee.
Thank you.
Good work.
You're on the board.
Okay.
Kanye has identified someone with this name as one of his enemies in his recent list of beefs.
Someone give me a famous amber.
Amber rose.
Rose.
That is the amber as well.
Could have also said amber heard.
That's another famous amber.
Any other ambers?
Surely, but I can't think of any off the top of my head,
but I don't need to.
I got the point.
One each, everybody.
Let's go totally random.
Someone give me a famous Megan.
Megan Fox.
Fox.
You guys are on the exact same page.
Yeah, you and I should hang out.
We'd be friends.
Let's do it.
Let me get the point, though, and then we can hang out.
Okay, great.
I'm just going to blackmail you into friendship.
I'll shout the KFC.
Yeah, but Renee, you don't understand how competitive I am.
I'm getting the gist of it.
I want to bring you guys levels.
I'm trying to do one which might advantage you, Renee.
Okay, cool.
This will work because he won't say the one that
he won't say the one
that I'm thinking of.
Somebody give me
a famous
Matt.
LeBlanc.
You're perfect.
Yeah, good.
Yes.
I was going to say
you could say McLean,
Matty McLean,
but yeah, yeah.
Oh, no.
How good would it be
if we got the clip
of Matty saying
his own name?
That would have been
really good.
But no, LeBlanc is perfect.
Well done.
Cool.
One more.
We talked about this person earlier,
so I'm not going to accept Barrymore,
but give me a famous Drew.
I can't think of anyone.
No, neither.
Drewlemia. There it neither. Drew Nemea.
There it is.
Oh, my God.
I was thinking, what is the McDonald's Young Entertainers?
Drew Nemea from McDonald's Young Entertainers.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, no.
That was a tight game, though.
That was really close.
Yeah.
Manny, you get the win.
You did so well.
And Renee, you get the KFC chicken dollars.
Just not the victory, but you get the KFC, okay?
Yeah, thank you.
I'll take it.
Enjoy it, Renee.
Thank you so much, guys.
Well done, Maddie.
You got the win.
Thank you.
Was it worth it?
Poor old bloody Renee.
It was so worth it.
Just trying to win some KFC to feed the kids, man.
You had to throttle her like that.
Yeah, but you don't understand how much I hate losers.
Oh, no, we do.
We watch Celebrity Truth Island.
Maddie's here filling in for Bree for the next couple of weeks
while she's away filming.
It's so nice to be here.
It's nice to have you.
We've been talking.
Look, I hate to bring it up.
You do not.
I hate to bring it up, but I got engaged last but i got engaged last week did you you should have
said something i don't like to talk about it you should have done a post about it you should have
done a cross-platform multimedia rollout of your big news of some sort you should have covered radio
television and digital oh my god i know when do the billboards go up?
Yeah, look out for our television special coming up at some point.
Oprah's going to interview us.
And the thing about it, there was a few things that surprised me.
First of all, it surprised me that it happened,
because we just have not talked about getting married in such a long time,
that I'd kind of put it out of the back of my mind that it might not even happen and then the second thing is when he proposed he proposed with a ring yeah i got
bling it's a diamond in there and everything is that your engagement ring or will that serve as
your wedding ring as well will you wear two rings no i think this is it that's i'm happy with this
all right so you've got your ring i've got my ring and so i thought well does what happens with ryan
yeah it turns out r Ryan wants something very different
because I hadn't even brought it up,
but literally five minutes after we got engaged,
Ryan said to me, so does this mean I get a jet ski?
A jet ski?
A jet ski.
He wants a jet ski engagement.
Instead of an engagement.
An engagement jet ski.
Yeah.
I was like, come on, mate.
That's bold.
So bold.
Also, we live in an apartment.
Where's the jet ski going?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Has he ever expressed an interest in jet skis before this?
Yes, because whenever Ryan tries something,
he'll get an idea that he wants to do it full time.
But then he'll lose interest within.
I know exactly how it will go.
We would buy the jet ski.
He'd ride it twice.
And then it would never be ridden again.
No.
And it's meant to symbolize your everlasting love.
And it's a jet ski.
Exactly.
Look, I'm on board with ring alternatives.
A ring is not for everybody.
But I was thinking like a watch or a necklace.
Or even a tattoo.
Some people do tattoos.
Yeah, absolutely.
But a jet ski.
An engagement jet ski.
If that's what he wants, it's your job now to make Ryan happy for the rest of his life.
I think we should call a jet ski store and find out if engagement jet skis are a thing.
Are actually a thing.
Okay, great.
JFK Powersports, Mount Wellington.
To speak to a member of our sales team, press 1.
Some great music.
JFK Powersports, how can I help you?
Hi there, this is Matty McLean calling.
How are you?
I'm good, Matty.
How are you?
I'm very well, thank you.
How's the day going?
Is it the Matty McLean from the radio?
Yes, it is.
Oh, wow.
That's nice.
How are you, Matty?
I'm so good, thank you.
But I've got a favor to ask.
Sure.
So I've just gotten engaged.
Oh, congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Happy for you.
Oh, you didn't need to say congratulations.
I don't need the you. Oh, you don't, didn't need, didn't need to say congratulations. It's not, I don't need the attention, but, um.
Oh, okay.
But here's the thing, because when I got engaged, my partner engaged to me and gave me, gave
me a ring, but he wants something really specific for his engagement present.
Okay.
He wants a jet ski.
So do you do engagement jet skis?
Can I get him an engagement jet ski we can get you jet skis
but you might have to decide on which model you want to look at do you have any idea
are there any blingy ones like any diamond encrusted jet skis or anything like that
you can always put on diamonds they may okay always put on anything on you want on there
have you ever heard have you ever heard of someone
getting an engagement jet
ski before? Not that I
have. I haven't been working for
long in this company.
It's been a year, but I haven't heard this, mate.
I have not. I'll go and
figure out how much you spend on my ring, and
then I'll know how much to spend on
the jet ski, alright?
That's all good, Matty.
Really nice talking to you.
You too.
See you later.
Bye.
It's a good question he asked about budget, by the way,
because I've just Googled how much is a jet ski.
And what is it going to set me back?
This one is $20,495.
You're dreaming.
You're dreaming.
Well, he's dreaming.
I wonder if we can take some calls this afternoon
on things people got instead of a ring
Great idea
Not a $25,000 jet ski
No, no, no
We can get some inspiration for Ryan
He's not a ring guy
But he may be dreaming if he wants a jet ski
What did you get?
Or what did your partner get?
Or what did they want instead of getting a ring?
Call us on 0800DIALS at M
Or text us on 9696
Like was it, I don't know
What did they want? Did they want something crazy out of it? Did they want a horse? An engagement 0800 dials at M or text us on 9696. Like, was it, I don't know,
what do they want?
Do they want something crazy out of it?
Do they want a horse?
An engagement horse?
Engagement horse.
I love that idea.
We've been talking, look,
I hate to bring it up.
You do not.
I hate to bring it up,
but I got engaged last week.
Did you?
You should have said something. I know I don't last week. Did you? You should have said something.
I know.
I don't like to talk about it.
You should have done a post about it.
You should have done a cross-platform multimedia rollout of your big news of some sort.
You should have covered radio, television, and digital.
Oh, my God.
I know.
When do the billboards go up?
Yeah.
Look out for our television special coming up at some point.
Oprah's going to interview us.
And the thing about it, there was a few things that surprised me.
First of all, it surprised me that it happened
because we just have not talked about getting married in such a long time.
That I'd kind of put it out of the back of my mind
that it might not even happen.
And then the second thing is when he proposed,
he proposed with a ring.
I got bling.
It's a diamond in there and everything.
Is that your engagement ring or will that serve as your wedding ring as well?
Will you wear two rings?
No, I think this is it.
I'm happy with this.
All right, so you've got your ring.
I've got my ring.
And so I thought, well, what happens with Ryan?
Yeah.
It turns out Ryan wants something very different Because I hadn't even brought it up But literally five minutes after we got engaged
Ryan said to me
So does this mean I get a jet ski?
A jet ski?
A jet ski
He wants a jet ski engagement
Instead of an engagement
An engagement jet ski
Yeah
I was like come on mate
That's bold
So bold.
Also, we live in an apartment.
Where's the jet ski going?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Has he ever expressed an interest in jet skis before that?
Yes, because whenever Ryan tries something,
he'll get an idea that he wants to do it full time,
but then he'll lose interest within.
I know exactly how it will go.
We would buy the jet ski,
he'd ride it twice,
and then it would never be ridden again.
No, and it's meant to symbolise
your everlasting love.
And it's a jet ski.
Exactly.
Look, I'm on board with ring alternatives.
A ring is not for everybody,
but I was thinking like a watch,
or a necklace.
Or even a tattoo.
Some people do tattoos.
Yeah, absolutely. But a jet ski. An engagement a tattoo. Some people do tattoos. Yeah, absolutely.
But a jet ski.
An engagement jet ski.
If that's what he wants,
it's your job now to make Ryan happy
for the rest of his life.
I think we should call a jet ski store
and find out if engagement jet skis
are a thing.
Are actually a thing.
Okay, great.
JFK Power Sports, Mount Wellington.
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JFK Power Sports, how can I help you?
Hi there, this is Maddy McLean calling.
How are you?
I'm good, Maddy.
How are you?
I'm very well, thank you.
How's the day going?
Is it the Maddy McLean from the radio?
Yes, it is.
Oh, wow.
That's nice. How are you, Maddy?Lean from the radio? Yes, it is. Oh, wow. That's nice.
How are you, Maddy? I'm so
good, thank you. But I've got
a favour to ask. Sure. So I've
just gotten engaged. Oh, congratulations.
Thank you so much. Congratulations.
Thank you. Happy for you. Oh, you don't,
didn't need to say congratulations. It's not,
I don't need the attention, but
Oh, okay. But here's the thing,
because when I got engaged, my partner engaged to me
and gave me a ring, but he wants something really specific
for his engagement present.
Okay.
He wants a jet ski.
So do you do engagement jet skis?
Can I get him an engagement jet ski?
We can get you jet skis, but you might have to decide on which model you want to look at.
Do you have any idea?
Are there any blingy ones,
like any diamond encrusted jet skis or anything like that?
You can always put on diamonds, Amy.
Okay, great.
You can always put on anything you want on there.
Have you ever heard of someone getting an engagement jet ski before?
Not that I have.
I haven't been working for long in this company.
It's been a year, but I haven't heard this, mate.
I have not.
I'll go and figure out how much you spend on my ring,
and then I'll know how much to spend on the jet ski, all right?
That's all good, Matty.
Really nice talking to you.
You too.
See you later.
Bye.
It's a good question he asked about budget, by the way.
I know.
I've just Googled how much is a jet ski.
And what is it going to set me back?
This one is $20,495.
You're dreaming.
You're dreaming.
Well, he's dreaming.
I wonder if we can take some calls this afternoon
on things people got instead of a ring.
Great idea.
Not a $25,000 jet ski.
No, no, no. We can get some inspiration for Ryan. He's not a ring? Great idea. Not a $25,000 jet ski. No, no, no. We can get some
inspiration for Ryan. He's not a ring guy
but he may be dreaming if he wants
a jet ski. What did you get?
What did your partner get or what did they want
instead of getting a ring? Call us on
0800DIALS at M or text us on
9696. Like was it
I don't know. Do they
want something crazy out of it? Do they want a horse?
An engagement horse. I love't know. Do they want something crazy out of it? Do they want a horse? An engagement horse.
An engagement horse.
I love that idea.
Bree and Clint.
I got engaged to my partner Ryan last week.
Very exciting.
Yeah.
Quite overwhelming, though, as well.
Now I've got a bloody wedding to plan.
Don't you just?
I've already been sent an Excel spreadsheet by Ryan.
We started filling in the details.
I thought you'd have to go out and get him a ring,
but turns out he doesn't want a ring.
He doesn't want a ring.
He's not even sure if he'll wear a ring,
you know, wear a ring on the actual wedding day or anything.
But what he has asked for is something really specific
and not at all what I would have thought
is a romantic gift to get someone,
especially after an engagement. he wants a jet ski.
An engagement jet ski.
The good thing about an engagement jet ski is everyone will know that he's taken.
That's what you want.
People will come over to him, hot guys will come over and they'll be like,
hey, man, I wanted to know if you wanted to.
Oh, sorry, I didn't see the jet ski.
Sorry, my bad.
I'm back off.
You're happily taken.
Yeah.
I should have known when you did that big 360 slide into the harbour
that you were a taken man.
We want to know this afternoon,
did your partner want something unconventional,
something other than a ring to celebrate your lifelong union?
Lots of people don't want to wear a ring.
Jewelry's not their thing.
Man, we've had some good input on this.
Matt is here.
G'day, Matt.
Hey, guys. How are we? Good. Was it you or
your partner that didn't want to ring?
I mean, I got a ring
also, but we just had
an agreement about once
I'd proposed that I'd get something out
out of the proposal
as well. Right.
So are you the...
Ryan, my partner, could kind of take or leave marriage.
I'm the one that has been saying for a long time that I want to be a beautiful, blushing bride.
So are you kind of the Ryan in this situation? Yeah. Yeah. I decided that I've always wanted
to buy a hoverboard and was never really allowed to buy one. So I made an agreement with my partner
that if I propose
that I can get a hoverboard, well,
she'd buy me a hoverboard, actually.
So the only reason you're getting married
is so you can get a hoverboard.
Well, it was incentive to
hurry up the proposal.
So what do you mean by hoverboard?
You know the
two-wheeler?
Ah, right, right. Oh right You're not really hovering
Not a fall back to the future
Because those exist now
Yeah true
The ones you're talking about are the ones
That people have the most gnarly accidents on
Yeah yeah
Haven't quite had that yet so far
So pretty good
I thought your partner might hold it off until the wedding
So you got the hoverboard
Oh yes I did Congratulations on such a happy occasion so pretty good. Yeah, good. I thought your partner might hold it off until the wedding. So you got the hoverboard?
Oh, yes, I did.
Brilliant.
Well, congratulations.
Congratulations on such a happy occasion.
Matt is a man who knows what he wants.
Andrea is here.
Hi, Andrea.
Hi.
Just one thing.
One good thing about the hoverboard is no one is going to hit on you.
You're true.
If you want to know your take, it doesn't matter.
They're not going to hit on you on a hoverboard.
Sorry, Andrea, it's all about you now.
What did your fiancé get instead of a ring?
He got a rifle.
What?
An engagement rifle.
An engagement rifle, yeah.
Who said chivalry is dead?
That was a long time ago, though,
and we've been married for 23 years,
but subsequently every either ring or rifle,
he, you know, if he's got a rifle, then I've got a ring.
Or if I've got a ring, he's got a new rifle.
So every time he gets a new gun, you get a new piece of jewellery.
Yeah.
Oh, no, you've set this up well, Andrea.
You've done well.
Yeah, I have.
Very, very well.
I want to know, did you slide the rifle onto his finger at the aisle?
No, not quite. Not quite? No, he didn't stick his finger down the aisle? No, not quite.
Not quite?
No, he didn't stick his finger down the barrel or something like that?
No.
Okay.
It's different.
It's different, right?
Yeah, okay.
Engagement rifle.
There's an option.
Exactly.
Maybe not for Ryan.
I don't see him as a rifle kind of guy.
Probably not.
Adrian.
Adrian, hi.
Yeah, hi.
So is this something you got or something you got your partner?
No, it's something I got.
I proposed to my wife 25 years ago.
Yes.
And I didn't particularly want to ring, so she said, what did I want?
And so what I wanted was a chainsaw.
So I got a chainsaw.
What every man wants.
Yes, mate.
That's right, exactly.
Tell me, because I've seen those ads for still, still chainsaws,
and they're like, it's a chainsaw for life.
You buy this, you'll have this chainsaw forever.
Did you get a lifetime chainsaw?
That's right.
Well, it's a Poo-Lan, American.
A Poo-Lan?
A Poo-Lan.
A Poo-Lan.
And it is still going, yeah, 25 years later.
It's still running.
Yeah, right, okay.
Are you hoping one day one of your children comes to you and says,
Dad, I want to propose, can I have the family chainsaw?
Yeah, but you should know you never give out your chainsaw.
They're just dreaming.
No, no, I've seen the ad, don't worry.
Well, congratulations, Adrian.
Yeah, I guess.
I guess.
Well, thanks. Maddy needs to. I guess. Well, thanks.
Maddie needs to man up and buy the jet ski.
Oh, come on.
Bugger off.
Thanks, Adrian.
That's very good.
Bree and Clint.
ZDM Bree and Clint with Maddie filling in for Bree.
That's Charlie Puth.
Charlie Puth.
That's good. Charlie Puth. Charlie Puth. Charlie Puth.
Why do you keep doing it?
I don't know.
It's called like such.
Try it, it's fun.
Okay.
Puth.
Okay, that's quite fun actually.
It's birthday banger when we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday.
You might not remember, but we can figure it out for you.
Here to play is Aiden.
Kia ora, Aiden.
Kia ora.
How you going?
How's your Tuesday afternoon?
Oh, pretty busy, you know.
Yeah, pretty good.
Where in the country are you calling us from, Aiden?
Toa Piri Hamilton.
Oh, yes.
I know exactly where you are.
Okay.
Cool.
Give us your birthday,
and Matty will work out your birthday banger.
Okay.
14th of September, 1985.
All right, Aidan.
You were 16 on the 14th of September, 2001,
and this was the number one song.
Oh, Tauperiity stand up.
Kylie Minogue.
You can't get you out of my head.
Big banger.
Do you love it, Aiden?
I'm loving it, yeah.
Yeah, it's a good one.
It's a bit of you, eh?
Yeah, bit of me, bit of me, yeah.
I love it.
Okay, cool.
Wait there.
Let's do a birthday banger for Ken.
G'day, Ken.
G'day, how are you?
Good.
How are you going?
Very well, mate.
Where are you calling from today?
Osatahe, lovely 30 degrees.
Where did you say you were?
Christchurch.
Oh, Christchurch, Garden City.
Lovely.
Okay, Ken, what's your birthday?
Okay, wait for it, mate.
18-04-58.
Oh, good, mate.
Yeah, yeah.
So, Ken, you were 16 on the 18th of April, 1974,
and this was your birthday banger.
Yes, Ken.
Ken, you definitely, I can tell,
you definitely rocked out to this song, didn't you?
Yeah, great song.
This is a semi-controversial song
for our show at the moment too
because producer Ben,
if you'll come in for a second,
said that this is an overrated Elton John song.
Ben.
Yeah, that's true.
I just said it's not in my top five.
Yeah.
Would you agree, Ken?
This is a great song, isn't it?
Yeah, I didn't know
there was an overrated Elton John song.
True.
Good point.
And Ken's from Christchurch, Ben.
You should respect his opinion, okay?
Ben, turn your microphone off.
Ben Gunson in the corner.
That's from Ken, Ben.
Let's go to Maddie.
Hi, Maddie.
Hi, how are you?
Good.
Are you having a nice day?
I am having a good day, thank you.
It's your birthday today, Maddie.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Thank you so much.
What have you been doing?
Not a whole lot.
I'm actually from Auckland,
but finally got out of the city for a bit of a break.
So I'm currently in the gorgeous city anger in the Coromandel.
Dreaming.
And I've had the best day.
Oh, perfect.
What a great spot to spend your birthday.
You have to go skinny dipping in the ocean for your birthday.
I don't think the people at Cathedral Cove would have loved that too much.
So not the plan of today.
But, you know, we'll see how the night goes.
All right, Maddie, so we know your birthday's today,
but what year were you born?
So I was born in 2000.
Okay, Maddie, so you were 16 on the 22nd of February 2016,
and this was your number one song.
My mama don't like you, and she likes everyone.
Oh, yep.
And I never liked you.
JB.
All right.
It's a good Justin Bieber song.
It's a great one.
And I've been so cold.
Out of the Justin Bieber songs that there are, that's not bad.
Yeah, yeah.
I hear you.
You might want a bit more energy for your birthday banger, but I think it's a good song, right?
Yeah, I'd say so.
I think that's pretty good.
Okay, Maddie, happy birthday.
Wait there for us.
We need to decide between Kylie Minogue,
Benny and the Jets, or Justin Bieber.
Maddie, you can decide first today.
As much as I'd love to go for Maddie because it's her birthday,
I've got to go for my favourite Elton John song.
It's not personal, eh?
No.
No, not at all.
I agree with you.
And Ken, you're the winner of Birthday Banger today.
Hey, awesome, mate.
Awesome.
All the way out of 1974.
1974.
Well done, Maddie.
Good choice.
Yeah, good stuff.
Here you go, Ken. Enjoy it, mate. It's your Birthday Banger. It's, Matty. Good choice. Yeah, good stuff.
Here you go, Ken. Enjoy it, mate.
It's your birthday banger.
It's Elton John on ZM.
Hey, kids.
ZM.
Brian Clint.
It's time for a Honda Jazz Blitz.
Honda Jazz Blitz with ZM's Brian Clint.
What the hell is a Honda Jazz Blitz, I hear you ask?
Well, we have a brand new Honda Jazz EHEV Lux to give away. And today on the show, we're putting
as many people in the draw for that Honda Jazz
as we can in one break.
Let's do it. It's very simple as well.
All you need to tell us is whether you
want to write your name on the
boot of the car or the
bonnet. Yeah, exactly right. At the end of it, we're
going to spin the wheel and someone off the boot or someone
off the bonnet is going to be winning the car. Correct. So what are we going
to do? Jane's up first. Hi, Jane. Hi. Hey, Jane. How's your day going? Very good, thank you. Good.
Let's get you in the draw to win this Honda Jazz, eh? Yes, sounds great. Perfect. Boot or bonnet?
I'm going to go with the boot. You're going to go with the boot? Okay, your name is on the
boot. Congratulations, Jane. Wait there, we? Okay, your name is on the boot.
Congratulations, Jane.
Wait there, we'll write that down.
Amy's here.
Hi, Amy.
Hey, Amy.
Hey, how's it going?
Great, thank you.
All right, let's do this.
Do you want your name on the boot or the bonnet?
Got to go for the bonnet.
Bonnet.
Well done.
Your name is on there.
Best of luck.
We hope you win a brand new car.
Scott's here.
G'day, Scott.
How are you? Good, man. You'd look good in a brand new Honda Jazz. I look good win a brand new car. Scott's here. G'day, Scott. How are ya? Good, man. You'd look
good in a brand new Honda Jazz. I look good in a
brand new Honda Jazz. So good.
You'd look good in it too. Boot or bonnet?
I'd like to go boot.
Perfect. Your name
is on the boot. Congratulations,
Scott. Poppy's here. Hi, Poppy.
Hey. Hey, Poppy.
Alright. Tell us. Boot
or bonnet? Where do you want your name? Boot, Poppy. Hi. Hey, Poppy. All right. Tell us, boot or bonnet, where do you want your name?
Boot, please.
Well done.
Your name is on the boot.
You're into the draw to win the Honda Jazz.
Rosie's here.
Hi, Rosie.
Hi.
How are you?
Good.
Thank you.
Right.
Honda Jazz, we want you to win this.
So where do you want to put your name?
On the bonnet, please.
Bonnet.
I reckon we're almost 50-50 split with these today.
Yeah, about even.
Okay, good luck, Rosie.
We hope you win this car as well.
We've got time for one more.
Vanessa is here.
Kia ora, Vanessa.
Kia ora.
Hey, Vanessa.
Right, hit us.
Boot or bonnet?
Boot, please.
Are you sure?
Are you sure you want to go on the boot?
Yes, 100%. Stand firm. Stand firm, Vanessa. Well, Boot, please. Are you sure? Are you sure you want to go on the boat? Yes, 100%. Stand firm.
Stand firm, Vanessa. Well, congratulations
Vanessa. You're the last person in on
our blitz and you, my friend, have
a good shot at winning yourself a brand new
Honda Jazz EHEV Lux.
Awesome. Thank you so much.
You're very welcome. If anybody would like an
extra draw to win this car, all you've got to do,
an extra chance in the draw, head into a Honda
store and test drive a brand new Honda.
They can prioritise your safety with all
test drive cars fully sanitised
and contactless test drives
are also available on request.
The Honda Jazz EHEV is a
bloody nice car and you get in the draw
to win it all this week and next week
on the Brian Clint Show. So good.
Brian Clint. Aren't
thrift shops an amazing thing? Oh, I love going and checking out the op shop. So good. Bree and Clint. Aren't thrift shops an amazing thing?
Oh, I love going
and checking out
the op shop.
So good.
We've got a hospice shop
by us.
Yeah, right.
This is amazing.
I told a story the other day
about a guy who found
an amplifier in there
and went to the counter
and offered the lady
300 bucks for it.
She goes,
I was going to list
that amp for 20 bucks.
And the guy was like,
that's fine.
Will you take 300?
And she goes, yes.
And then after he took it,
he goes, cool, this amp's worth eight grand.
Oh.
So she won, but also lost.
And he won as well.
And he won, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I always think, God, imagine if I find the thing,
that if I took it to Antiques Roadshow,
it turns out to be like a million dollars or something.
That's what everyone's dreaming of.
But mostly it's just Tupperware from the 80s.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But this guy went into a thrift shop in the US and was just rifling through things and saw a VHS tape.
Oh, yeah.
And on the VHS tape, you know, you used to have the labels and you'd write kind of the Goonies.
Well, I know, but I wonder if Gen Z Anastasia knows.
Have you ever used a VHS tape in your gen z anastasia knows and anastasia ever used a vhs tape in your life
anastasia yeah yeah well i i had quite a bit of my childhood on vhs did you did you really yeah
yeah yeah we we did it all we recorded like family home movies kind of yeah yeah i recorded over all
of my sister's cooking shows which mom wasn't too happy about but you were born in 1997 why are you
still using a wow that blows my mind
I thought you'd be strictly DVD
DVDs were only like when I was a little bit older
Wow
Well good to know
Great to know
You used to have to rewind them before you took them back to the
Video store
Anyway this guy saw VHS and on the label it was written
Surprise
With a smiley face
Oh you have to buy that
And he thought brilliant
Because he had, and this is the crucial part
Had a VHS player at his house
Well if he didn't
The thrift shop is a great place to find a VHS player
Totally
But also if you couldn't find a VHS player
I would just see that and go
There's no point buying it because I don't know what to do with it.
No, I've got to go on a hunt.
This is a treasure hunt.
I've got to buy this and go on a hunt to find something to play.
Yeah, I'm too lazy.
But he had the VHS player, so it wasn't too much of a hunt for him.
So he thought, brilliant, I'm going to buy it.
Brought it home, put it in the VCR player.
Yeah.
Started with some static.
Okay.
And so he was actually a little bit creeped out at first.
Like The Ring. Because it was kind of like The Ring. Yeah. The old school horror movie. Yeah. Started with some static. Okay. And so he was actually a little bit creeped out at first. Like The Ring.
Because it was kind of like The Ring.
Yeah.
The old school horror movie.
Yeah.
And so he was going, oh my God, what is going to come after the static?
What am I going to find on this VHS tape?
Yeah.
Do you have any idea what he might have seen on there?
Sex tape.
Is it a sex tape?
It's not a sex tape.
No.
It's not a sex tape.
Because that would be a surprise.
It would be.
It would be. It would be.
Sex tape and it was his parents.
For good or for bad.
But no, it wasn't a sex tape.
It was this.
This videotape was labeled a surprise, along with a creepy smiley face.
A 33-year-old computer programmer had no clue what was on it when he found the tape at a thrift store.
I just threw it in the bag of stuff I was buying just to see
what it was. What comes up first is this static. I had no idea. Pop it into the VCR
what do you see? I'm like really it's this? He got Rick Rolls. He got Rick Rolls.
By a VHS tape.
The amount of effort someone would have to put into that.
For probably no payoff.
You would normally never find out.
Totally.
Thanks to TikTok, it has paid off.
It absolutely has because I know about it now.
So maybe the person who's done this does know about it, but you're right.
And you know what you've done?
You've effectively just Rick Rolled all of us with that story as well. And I'm so sorry.
I was like, it's his parents' wedding tape.
You're not getting that song out of your head for the rest of the night.
There you go.
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