ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint with Matty McLean Podcast – 23rd February 2022

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Yo, yo, yo, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Don't laugh, I can do street. Yo! Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. I could be street. What up, what up? Welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Maddie's filling in.

Bri doesn't have COVID. Slip that in wherever we can. She's just off doing other things for a little bit. She's a busy lady. Girl, she's a off doing other things for a little bit she's a busy lady girl she's a girl boss yeah okay she's got girl boss energy and girl boss need to um work and i'm bored in the afternoon so you got nothing to do someone is welcome to hang out your partner's not home you'd just be rattling around the house by yourself doing who's gonna pay me attention today oh yeah that time you'd be live streaming from your closet It's not a metaphor by the way

Matty does a lot of Instagram content from his closet Well it started because During lockdown last year We started doing these TikTok dances And that was I needed a space that was far enough away from Ryan Who was working in our home office Or he'd be in the lounge

And I was like I need to be away from him so that I can play the music and not bother him. So I went back into the closet after a very long time being out of it. That symbolism was too good. So good. Reminds you of your teenage years. And then I kind of fell in love with the space.

The sun streams in. It's spacious. So I hang out there by myself sometimes. But life's better out of the closet. Yeah, yeah, yeah But every now and then Every now and then, pop back in Depends on the closet though

Yeah You've got a nice closet Yeah, I'm lucky Yeah, mine sucks I'm never going in Anastasia, if you had girl boss energy What would your side hustle be? Not to say you don't have girl boss energy

Nah But have you ever thought about that? What your side hustle would be? Yeah. If you were like producer by day, something by night, what would it be? Sowing. Selling? Sowing.

Sowing. Oh, sewing. Yeah. What's sowing? Well, it's got to be a business, so would you sell the things that you sow? Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably. So you mean like clothes? Well, at the moment, I could do, yeah, no,

it could be more basic stuff like knock-off bougie linen hats. I can do those. Very niche. No, but again, if you're going to pay $120, but I could make one for, well, I could make one for $10, but sell it for $50. Can I have a linen hat? You can see.

I'll give you $35. No, you wouldn't be cool enough. So that's a shit way to do your business. What are you going to say to your customers? No, you're not cool enough. I do have a girl boss side hustle. You know what it is. What is it? The dresses.

She's got to design a wardrobe business. Really? No, I don't do it. It's quite a common side hustle. But girls do it themselves. But I don't do that because I don't have the time for it. So I just do it for someone else I just thought of a collab

what? how have I never thought of this? what's your rate? you should be renting out Lucy's wardrobe yeah you should

she's got she's got that lovely Miss Crab one she's got she's got whatever you need like and she's in the process

of curating at the moment my wife is very decluttering fashionable is she decluttering? decluttering imagine if she could monetize it I'll broker this deal and she's in the process of curating at the moment, my wife is very fashionable is she decluttering? imagine if she could monetise it she'd get a lot of business out of that Miss Crab one has she only got one Miss Crab?

well no she's got heaps but I can only think of one I don't know her wardrobe that well she's got lots of vintage Karen Walker in there yeah so you're going to go back in the closet then. Anyway, we'll work the details of that deal out. Ben, what's your side hustle?

Don't know. I have to think on it. No, come on, man. You've got to have girl boss energy. Sling it out there. What do you love? Turn it into a business. Guided hikes.

Yeah, I could do that. Meat rubs. Yeah, I could do that too. You can actually get pretty good coin from that. I do. I do a guided hike with you. You could do that. Meat rubs. You can actually get pretty good coin from that. I do a guided hike with you. You can do that. You can actually do that now because in that month that we get off, you could do about like eight tours.

Well, you're doing the hikes anyway. You can be high. But do you like to do the hikes and then just be on your own? Yeah, I do. But I can make an exception for the right amount of money. That's girl boss energy. All the right people. Yeah, it's's girl boss energy. All the right people. Yeah, it's real girl boss energy.

Hold out. Hold out, man. Let them come to you. Yeah. Matty, what's your side hustle? I'm going to start creating those shitty, stupid apes and sell them as NFTs. I was going to say NFTs. My side hustle was going to be NFTs.

Aren't they the stupidest things you've ever said in your life? I don't understand why they're valuable. We had someone on the show to explain it to us. And did they? Didn't make sense. It was tricky. If you're a Kiwi, you'll know Brook Howard Smith. He's making a lot of money out of them at the moment.

Really? And he's like, I've got to get you in on this. I'm like, you do, but I don't understand it. It just seems like a pyramid scheme to me. Do you know what it's like? It's like, remember that um the emperor the emperor's clothes yes and it was like the emperor walked around naked but everyone was too afraid to tell him that he was walking around it's like everyone's too afraid to say to people

your art is yeah do you know what i thought when we had brooke on yeah i genuinely thought brooke's not brooks the ships but no no that's quite cool but yeah all i knew was that he was coming on to talk about nfts and do you know what i thought i genuinely thought this i never said it i thought he was selling like his own work like the target panty sniffer and stuff like how do you because i oh you told you said he was making bank doing it and i was like surely sell that of context, that sounds so weird. Brock used to host a secret camera show in New Zealand where they filmed tradies and they would sniff the undies in the drawer.

That would be a weird NFT. More often than you'd think, hey. Yeah. It was a wild show. It was the best, though. Oh, so juicy. So juicy, yeah. So to speak.

Not for some people. So to speak Not for some people So to speak Cool okay Well four girl bosses Ready to hustle So hit us up In the DMs Link in bio Hit up my link tree

Hashtag ad Hashtag sponsored Nice Here's today's podcast Everybody enjoy What time is it? Two, three, two, one. This is AM's Bree Inclins with guest host Maddie McLean. Maddie's here for the AM for Bree. Hello. We are just desperately trying not to get COVID at the moment.

I took my first rat test today. Yeah. Are you positive or negative? Well, imagine. Come give me a hug. Yeah, yeah. And then I'll tell you. No, negative.

But it was crazy. I I mean this is the way it's going to go we're all going to have to take them soon and it really feels like you're like out there weaving through traffic and trying not to catch it I had a friend I would say go down today she got COVID but it really feels like I'm like damn lost another one

fall into COVID-19 tell me your opinion because we're not supposed to change, like the idea of this red light system, right, is that you can live your life, but there's just some restrictions. So I was meant to meet some friends for dinner tomorrow night, but now I'm like,

is it really a good idea to go out and socialise? Do you carry on with life as normal or do you try and avoid it as much as possible? I reckon you carry on as much as you can. Because like you said, ultimately we're probably going to get it at some point. So what? Are you just going to barricade yourself in your house forever?

Yeah. And all the bars and restaurants are like, please come in. We're open. Please come in. Live your life, Clint. Live your life. But it's the inconvenience more than anything, right? What, of getting it? Yeah. Well, getting it with kids.

Another fallen comrade. Yeah, right. If you're out there successfully dodging COVID or unsuccessfully... We're with you. Care car. We're with you. Today on the show,

we're going to give you another shot at winning our add to cart. There's an item being added into that cart at 4pm this afternoon. That's the last one on Rhiannon's list. And if you have all of the items, you and Rhiannon will win a cart. Plus, we'll put someone else in the draw to win that brand new Honda Jazz this afternoon. It's looking good out there. We'll start the show with Tradie vs Lady.

The Tradies have pulled ahead for the first time this year. It's 11 games to 10. And if you're a Tradie and or a lady, you can call us now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll play tradie versus lady after Justin Bieber. Bree and Clint with Maddie on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Tradie versus lady. Imagine throwing your poo at people. Like a monkey. That's the low point. That's when you know the protest has gone too far. One of them. This is Tradies versus Ladies. It's where you compete for $50 cash thanks to KFC.

The Tradies are up 11 games to 10. Let's meet our lady first. She's 24 years old. She's from Invercargill, the Dutty South, and she won Tradies First Lady last year. Oh, a reigning champ. Welcome to the show, Leila. Hi.

Hi, Leila. So you're victorious. Are you coming into this confident, cocky, arrogant maybe? I think confident. Confident, yep. Yep. The hard thing, though, is you've got a reputation to uphold now. Yeah, no pressure.

Let's meet the tradie you'll be taking on. They're from the Garden City Christchurch. They're 22 years old, and they also won Tradie vs. Lady last year. Welcome to the show, Cameron. Wow, good to be back. Oh, my God. It's like it's Tradie vs. Lady all-stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is a big old, well, I don't know. It's a sports word for it. This is a... It's a face-off. It's a face-off. There you go. Layla's got it. State against mate.

State against state. Okay, Cam, your buzzer is tradie. Layla, your buzzer is lady. First to three points. $50 cash from KFC. But you guys know that. They know. You know that.

Good luck. All right, question number one, but you guys know that. They know. You know that. Good luck. Alright, question number one. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. The Reserve Bank has raised the official cash rate today. Don't worry, we're not going to ask you anything about that, but name a bank based here in New Zealand. Lady. Yes, Layla.

Kiwi Bank. Nailed it. Well done. In fact, that may be the only bank based here in New Zealand. Well, what I meant was that you could actually bank with. Oh, I see what you mean. I would have accepted Westpac. Yeah, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. Okay, one to the ladies.

Question number two. We're going to be using the at-home COVID tests more and more now. What does the acronym RAT stand for? Lady. Cameron. Rapid Antigen Test. Nailed it. Well done. Have you done one yet, Cam? Lady. Cameron. Rapid antigen test. Nailed it. Well done.

Have you done one yet, Cam? Nah. You wait, mate. You wait. You're going to be sticking things up your nose left, right and centre. And you'll be doing a rapid antigen test. Oh, yeah.

It's just that 50. Okay. All right. One each. Carry on. Question number three. It would have been, all right, one each. Carry on. Question number three. It would have been, get this, Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin's 60th birthday this week.

Wow. Yeah. What's Steve's daughter's name? Lady. Layla. Bindi. Bindi Irwin from Dancing with the Stars. That's correct.

Question number four. Can you level it, Cameron? Kanye West has admitted the one mistake he made in his recent divorce. Who was he married to? Freddie. Cameron, to draw a level.

Kim Kardashian. Got it. Well done. You needed that. It's a match point for our two returning champs. This is it. This is the decider.

Question number five. Winston Peters showed up at the Wellington protest yesterday. What political party was Winnie the Pooh? Ladies. Layla for the win. New Zealand first. You guys are so good.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. There's no shame in that loss, Cameron. You both did bloody well. And you were right there, Cam. And Layla, congratulations. You both did bloody well. And you were right there, Cam. And Layla, congratulations. You're the carryover champ. Two Tradiverse Lady wins for you now.

Well done. Hey. Sweet. Bree and Clint. I thought I'd figured out the only thing that could make me cry. My niche thing that I would cry at. Is it Spark ads on a Sunday evening after a big Saturday night?

No, those are good. Because those get me. No, those are good. Like the one where the mum gets given the card for Father's Day? No, those are good. But for me, it's Pixar movies. Literally any Pixar movie

and I can watch the same Pixar movie over and over again. Up, up, 100%. Inside out, tears. Coco, baw again. Up. Up. 100%. Inside out. Yeah. Tears. Coco. Balling. Really? Always. I cried in the Trolls movie. The Trolls movie.

I haven't seen it but I'm sure it's emotional. You'll be an emotional wreck. But I had a brand new experience the other day. Right. I cried for the first time ever reading a book. Oh, okay. I have heard of people crying reading books.

Yeah. I've never done it, and I do find it a strange phenomenon because you can stop. You could just... Yeah, and look, yes, you absolutely get emotionally invested in the pages, but I've never found words particularly emotional.

For me, it's the seeing something. It's the combination of script, soundtrack, visual imagery. Oh, soundtrack. If there's some sad music underneath, it gets me going. You must have a great imagination. You must be able to put yourself right in there. For this book, clearly I did, but it's the first time this has ever happened

to me. Okay, what book was it? It was a Nicholas Sparks book. So Nicholas Sparks, who did like The Notebook and is renowned for tearjerkers, made me cry for the first time ever reading his book though. The unfortunate thing was, it happened

when I was on a plane. And I was in the middle seat of the row. So there were two people either side of me. Two strangers? Two strangers either side of me. Here I am reading my book and because it had never happened to me before, I didn't think

anything of it. I was reading my book and then all of a sudden I start sobbing oh really like properly crying hysterically crying wow like making those kind of like like involuntary sobs and noises i don't know who that's more awkward for whether it's you or the people sitting next to you because i wouldn't know what to do if i was the person beside. Totally. You want to make sure everybody's okay, but what do you do? A little pat on the neck. Put a hand on the thigh and go, it's all right, man.

It's only a short fight. Just close the pages. I know they've stopped doing the cookies, but the shortbread's okay. Just close the book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Well, at least it was an emotional book. At least it wasn't like Rich Dad, Poor Dad or something. Totally. Although I don't know that they would have known what book it Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Well, at least it was an emotional book. At least it wasn't like Rich Dad, Poor Dad or something.

Totally. Although, I don't know that they would have known what book it was, but it just made me think, is this one of the more uncomfortable places to cry in? Yeah. With two strangers surrounding you on a plane where you can't get out. Totally. You're stuck. Totally. You're stuck in your seat. And here I am

sobbing. I cried at work once when I heard a Kanye West song. Clinton. It was look, it was during the dark fantasy era, okay, back when Kanye was really good and it was the last album that he released on New Music Fridays. Do you know the song

Lost in the World by Kanye West? Lost in the world Yeah, this is it. This is the song that made you cry. Yeah, I was like, man, he just gets it. Lost in the World by Kanye West. Yeah, this is it. This is the song that made you cry. Yeah, I was like, man, he just gets it. He's a real artist.

He just gets it. Are we talking like a single tear rolling out of you? Yeah, not full weepage. Not like, oh, oh, oh. Just tear rolling

down my face. And the person who I worked with at that radio station at the time turned to me and said Because I had headphones on too And they're like

What is wrong with you? They were like Have you been sent some Tragic video here? I went Nothing Nothing Just yay

Just yay Just real music man Just the power of real music Let's take some calls on Awkward crying situations Please Between two strangers on a flight While reading a book It's the power of real music. Let's take some calls on awkward crying situations. Please. Between two strangers on a flight while reading a book, awkward crying situation.

What would be other awkward crying situations? Oh, God. Job interview. Whether you are happy or sad or just intimidated or confused, job interview would be a... What's your biggest weakness? I'm just really emotional. I care too much.

0800 dials at him. You can text these into 9696 and be honest with us, okay? It's a safe place. Absolutely. Maddie and I have put ourselves out there. No judgment. And we'll continue to.

Tell us your awkward crying experiences. Bree and Clint. I cried on a plane the other day. First of all, it was two firsts. First time crying on a plane. Yeah. Second time crying reading a book. You joined the Mile High Cry Club.

Yeah, not the usual Mile High Club people want to join. No, no, no. Because I was seated between two strangers, middle of the row, and I just read this part of the book that just made me sob hysterically. Did you give the name of the book? By the way, I think people are going to want to know what it is. It's called The Wish by Nicholas Sparks.

If anyone's read a Nicholas Sparks book, maybe they maybe this will come as no surprise to them whatsoever. That's the notebook author, right? Totally. Yeah, right. So he's renowned for this. We want to know your awkward crying experiences.

Where did you burst into tears? Might have been an awkward place or it might have been an awkward reason. Totally. If you're willing to be honest with us, we'd love to hear it this afternoon. Another Matty on the phone. Hi, Matty.

Hey, Matty. Yeah, hey, guys. What's going on? Where was your awkward cry? What's your story? So, yeah, it was a bit like yours, bro. I'm a driller, and I was working in the desert in Australia for like a full month.

And coming back through the airport, I sat on a plane, and I thought it would be a good idea to watch Red Dog. Oh. I mean, what's that? I don't know that movie. Oh, it's pretty emotional. I'm not going to lie to you. So, yeah, I lost it big time.

I'm talking like snot bubbles and crying and the whole works. And you're a big tough driller from the outback. Well, apparently. What happened? What did the people around you do? Did they try and comfort you in any way? A couple of the air hostesses were a bit like, oh, what's wrong?

Did your mum die? Did your mum die? Just watching this movie, eh? No, I? Did your mum die? I was like, nah. Did your mum die? Just watching this movie, eh? You're like, no, I just really missed this dog that I've ever met. Yeah, got me good, eh? Any movie that centres around the dog,

it's very, you know that it's going to get emotional, right? Totally. They do it on purpose, especially to men. Plus, I feel like airports and travel, there's heightened emotions. You're often going somewhere exciting

or you're returning home for an emotional reason. Whatever you, Maddy, need to excuse you. I'm trying to make myself feel good here. Thank you for your honesty. We appreciate it. It's a safe space here. Let's talk to Kirsty. Kia ora, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty.

Hi, guys. How are you? So good. Where was your awkward cry, Kirsty? It was actually at the gym when I was working out. Oh, no. Oh, no. Really hard workout? Tough, tough, tough set? No, no.

Unfortunately, no, I can't say it was because of that. I'd just gotten out of a relationship, so I'd just broken up with my partner. And, yeah, I don't even know what set it off. I just started crying and put my head down in shame while I'm crying with my headphones on. What were you doing at the gym at the time? Yeah, what exercise? I can't even tell you. It was a while ago now. Because I'm hoping it's the

cross trainer. The one where you've got your arms swinging and your legs swinging and then you're just... Yeah, no, I can't even tell you but I hope nobody saw it and thankfully I'm not actually at that gym anymore. You're just in there trying to get your Khloe Kardashian revenge body going. And you know what?

I'm sure there's a few gym bros who have shed a few tears while shifting to it. Yeah. Do you know how emotional those steroids make some muscle dudes? It really plays with your system. Hey, no, thank you. We appreciate that story. That's very funny. Nikki plays with your system. Oh, gosh. Hey, no, thank you. We appreciate that story. That's very funny.

Nikki's here as well. Hi, Nikki. Hello, guys. How are you going? Good, thank you. Nikki, when did you cry? So I was a teenager getting my restricted license. Oh, yeah.

All I had to do to pass was Parallel Park, so right outside the police station, and I accidentally crashed into the car in front of me while I was parallel parking. No! And you did everything right up until there? Yeah. Please tell me that the driving instructor took sympathy on you

and they're like, she's just choked under the pressure. No, those guys are brutal. They'll just look you dead in the eyes and go, fail. But she's crying. I know. And he was lovely. And he had taken me for my driving license, you know, my lessons. So that was even worse.

But no, I failed and had to reset it. Look, they must have to deal with that all the time. Emotional teenagers trying to get their license. That's not an easy thing to deal with that all the time. Emotional teenagers trying to get their license. That's not an easy thing to deal with. No. Have you got your license now, Nikki? Are you all sorted? Yes, yes.

All sorted now. Yep, yep. Just avoids parallel parking now. Yeah, it only goes a nose fist. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dee McCarthy. The details are finally out on the new, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. The details are finally out on the new Keeping Up With The Kardashians, or whatever it is, because they cancelled that show.

They cancelled that and they brought back a new one, right, Dean? Yes. Oh, it's so incredibly different. Let me tell you how it plays out. You're all super rich. Yeah. The camera's floating around. Yeah.

They spend half the time in makeup. Like, literally, I'm literally dad. I'm dad. I'm literally dad. I'm dad. And then, of course, they go to glamorous events. Chris is the boss of everything. Kylie has a new makeup kit.

Kim releases some new clothing thing that sells for a billion dollars. Really different. But what I will say is this. Okay. It's called The Kardashians. Coming to Hulu, I think it's April 13 or April 20, April, mid-April, as it was, eh? Couple of things that are different.

Well, we actually, Rob, we haven't seen Rob for a few years. That's a bit awkward. Everyone just forgets that he even exists. There's a whole brother. There's another brother called Rob. And we don't see Scott Disick. And I don't think we've seen

many of the other exes. I didn't see Kanye in the clip. We probably may not see him again. He might be a bit like just disappear from everything live as well. So, yeah, it's really different. It does have Travis Barker in it. I can see Ben's playing us a trailer at the moment. Travis Barker is in there.

Surely they cover the Kanye divorce. Definitely. That happened between shows. Definitely Pete Davidson will make an appearance at some point. Do you reckon? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But essentially this is

the Kardashians on a different network. Right. They had to cancel the old show to move to the new thing. And because it's on Hulu, I wonder if here in New Zealand we'll get it on Disney+.

Ah. Maybe. Oh, I'll find out. I think... Can I tell you the weirdest... I have the weirdest connection to the Kardashians today. My ex and Khloe's ex are beefing today.

Is that a weird connection? One of your ex-boyfriends? Lamar Odom. Yeah. My ex, Todrick. Remember the YouTube guy? Oh, yes. He's in the Big Brother house.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so right now he's in Celebrity Big Brother in America. And Lamar Odom just got kicked out by Todrick, basically. So Lamar's doing all the press tour today, slamming Todrick. Saying Todrick's like a total snake, threw him under the bus. Wow. They're having this big beef. You should message Khloe Kardashian and bond over your exes.

Totally. You could be in this new season of the Kardashians, Dean. There's your end, Dean. Literally. Okay, there you go. That is the latest on the Kardashians' new show. Coming back with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Brian Clint.

We've got Batman news. Robert Pattinson's the new Batman, by the way. Did you know that? I did know that. He's the Batman. I'm on board with him, by the way. Yeah, I've seen the trailer. It looks good.

Yeah, at first I was like, not the vampire guy from Twilight. Yeah, although he's got that kind of brooding intensity that Batman needs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, I'm on board now. He's going to smash it. He has done an interview where he said he got advice from Christian Bale

on what he should do. Right, as a former Batman. As a former Batman, in my opinion, the best Batman so far. Yep. What does he need to know? What's the best advice? Here's what Robert Pattinson said. I bumped into Christian Bale next to him at a urinal.

And I guess it kind of inspired him to say, the first thing you need to do in the Batsuit is figure out a way to pee. So when I went into the costume department, first things first, I need a patch. I need a flap on the back. Oh, you did it in the back. Interesting. A velcro.

That gives us a little insight into you that we'd not expect. You needed a bat hole. That sounds like the kind of story where you start telling it to someone and then you instantly regret that you started telling the story. I love that Christian Bauer's advice was get a pee hole.

Find a way to pee. I get it. And he'll be in that suit for upwards of 10 hours at a time. And it would be so uncomfortable at the best of times, let alone when you need to go to the bathroom. I got told a story from someone who worked on Lord of the Rings and they were an orc and they were in that orc costume for like 13 hours a day.

No pee hole. No way to pee whatsoever. So what do you do? Pee in the suit or don't pee. And don't drink any water. So you're just dehydrated in there the whole time so that you don't pee. That sounds like torture. We were talking about this today and

Anastasia says to us, you guys have no idea what it's like to be in an outfit where you can't pee. Oh boo hoo. Poor you. It is so hard being a woman. Anastasia wears a lot of bat suits. Yeah, yeah, I do.

Well, not bat suits, but outfits where you reckon it's hard to get yourself into a position where you can pee. Is that what it is? So I thought we'd get Anastasia in to present the three hardest clothing items to pee in that men just wouldn't understand. So what are they, Anastasia?

The first is stockings. So basically... What? The high school days, you know, had to wear those all for work, you know, in winter. You just pull them down. You've got to pull them down. I know, but then you've got to pull them down

and then you might get them ripped or get a hole in it because you're taking them on and off all the time. Right. They get holes in them really easily. Okay. And it also just means you're annoying. You have to peel them down. If it's a hot day, you might be sitting in it.

She said men wouldn't understand and we don't understand. Yeah, you don't understand. But number one, hard to pee in, stockings. I don't know why you're getting applause for that. Stockings. Stockings. The next one is jumpsuits or playsuits So imagine yourself, you're at a festival in a port-a-loo

And that's the one where, because it comes up to the top It's all one bit You've got to pull it right down And if you're, you know, R&B, 3am You're fully naked in a port-a-loo I've heard this So you guys are getting full nude in the port-a-loos to go and do a wee Yeah, because it's all

one thing you've just got to pull it right down and at 3am at a festival Guy's aim is not very good so if you're draping that along the floor you've got to take it off

hold it above your head just like hold it up hang it high and then do your business while you're hovering so that your bottom doesn't touch the actual wet portaloos seat it's like a Les Mills exercise I can business while you're hovering so that your bottom doesn't touch the actual wet portal.

It's like a Les Mills exercise, isn't it? I can't believe you're literally demonstrating it. Okay, awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's another one. Okay, play suits. Yeah, you hold on to the hand sanitizer. That's what I always do. Yeah, okay.

And the hardest one is similar. It's a body suit. So what you've got to do is take off your pair of shorts, pants, skirt, take those off and then take off the whole bodysuit. You know the ones with the undies attached? No, what are those? It's a bodysuit.

It's like a pair of togs. Oh, like the bra and undie combo? Yes. No, no, no. It's all attached. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like the thing where it's all in one piece. So basically you're having to take off one item of clothing and then take off the whole other item and then you are literally naked. Yeah, right.

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Bree and Clint. Like I said to you before, I don't want anybody to ever feel bad about their tattoo but if you found out that your tattoo had a secret meaning and it wasn't one that you identified with, you'd be a bit gutted. Happened a lot in the 90s when people were getting

Japanese and Chinese lettering written on them and they didn't do their research. And you know what? You deserve that. If you're going to go and get a foreign language tattoo on your body, you haven't had it verified. They thought it meant peace but it actually said cooch or something like that.

Or kung pao chicken. Yeah. Or something like that. Brittany Jade Lewin lives on the Sunshine Coast, and she recently found out that her perfectly innocent tattoo had a very rude meaning. What did she get? So she posted her tattoo on her Instagram story a few times, and she kept getting weird messages from people saying,

oh my God, I can't believe you got that. I didn't know you were into that. I didn't know you were like that. I'm going to bring the tattoo up on the screen and you can see it and you can describe it for us, Maddie. What's that tattoo on Brittany's arm? Okay, so it's a triangle and inside the triangle is what looks like a pineapple. And is the pineapple facing the right way up or is it upside down? It's upside down. So she Googled what does upside down pineapple mean? And this is what it says when you Google it. A pineapple that is turned upside down is for when there is somebody looking for a swingers party. Swingers also use the symbol to look for each other in public.

Oh my God. So it's like a secret society thing. It's also said that a pineapple left on your front door in the middle of the night is an invitation for swingers to join the party. What? Wow. It's like back in the day,

they used to say, if you put your bananas in the trolley a certain way. It said you were single or single and ready to mingle. I've never thought about the way in which I'm putting my pineapples in the trolley. Me neither, and now I'm paranoid. I will now. But yeah, that's tattooed on her body. From what I can tell, she's not a swinger,

but she's going to have more opportunities than ever before to give it a go. But clearly, that's not just a random symbol you get. She's obviously seen it somewhere. She likes pineapples, I guess. Decided to be kooky and put it upside down. Yeah, and now it's inked on her body forever. Not everybody is going to see it as that, but those who know, no.

And they'll definitely say something. And it's on her forearm, so it's not hidden. It's very visible. It's very visible. It's very visible. I thought we could talk about awkward tattoos this afternoon. And it might not be awkward for that same reason. It might not be that you didn't understand what you were getting. It may be.

Or it may just be a tattoo that at the time was fine, but now it's like it's really awkward. One of the cameramen at work on Breakfast had a friend who was like, I can do tattoos. Yeah. And he wanted a rocket ship. Oh, yeah. So rocket is quite long in the body

and then two kind of rounder things on the bottom. Oh, no. Yeah, you can imagine what it looks like. A slong rocket. An absolute phallic rocket. That's what happens when you get a tattoo from someone who goes, I can give that a go. Oh, I could do that.

Do you have an awkward tattoo story that you want to share with us this afternoon? Our phone number's 0800 dials at M. You can text them into 9696. And look, if it's too raw, we can keep you anonymous if you need to be as well. But own it. It's on your body. It's your story. What's your awkward tattoo story that you want to tell us this afternoon?

No judgment. A little bit. I mean, yes. Absolute judgment. Just a tiny bit, but in a fun way. Yeah. We're all having a laugh together. We're laughing with you.

Bree and Clint. We're talking awkward tattoos. A lady in Australia has found out that her upside down pineapple tattooed on her wrist means that she's into swinging. No judgement? That's what you're into? Well she's not though, that's the problem. She just liked the idea of it. It's a pineapple upside down

with a triangle around it and if you google this is a real fact, if you google what does upside down pineapple mean, it says that you're into swinging and it's a sign to other swingers that you're out there and part of the swinging community. I love learning. You're going to say I love something else.

And that would be me learning about you. Give it time. You just drive past my house one day and you're like, huh, there we go. Well, that's what it says too. If you put an upside down pineapple outside your house, it means that there's a swingers party going on and you're inviting other swingers to come and join.

Come on in, literally. So we want to know your, not your swinging stories this afternoon, your awkward tattoo stories. Renee's here. Kia ora, Renee. Hey. What's yours?

What's your tattoo? What's awkward about it? So I picked out an arrow tattoo for my first tattoo, actually. And it turns out it was a staff-run tattoo, and it was a Sagittarius one. And I am not a Sagittarius. And I've had multiple people ask me if I, you know, who have I got the tattoo for, and I can't tell them anyone

because I'm not even related to anyone that's a Sagittarius. Could you date a Sagittarius maybe? Is there a way you can provide that? I think my partner might be a bit upset about that. Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, but at least it would make the tattoo make sense. True, true. Maybe you'll, I don't know much about star signs,

but maybe you're meant to be a Sagittarius. Is that how it works? I don't know. Maybe it's written in stars. Maybe you should just start reading the Sagittarius, what are they called? Start the horoscopes and make it 50. And see if it relates to you, you know?

You can have it put in both camps. Okay, thanks, Renee. Good story. Jaden's here. Hi, Jaden. Kia ora, team. Kia ora. What have you got, Jaden?

I've got a horseshoe on the, like, sort of top of my thigh. And I did it myself, and it's, like, pointing down, and when I'm wearing shorts, it looks like there's two male appendages hanging out. Two on one leg. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Hey, that'd be a party trick, though, wouldn't it? Let's talk about tattooing yourself for a second.

Are you a tattoo artist? Oh, absolutely not. Absolutely not. So why did you tattoo yourself a second. Are you a tattoo artist? Oh, absolutely not. Absolutely not. So why did you tattoo yourself? And what did you tattoo yourself with? I bought a tattoo kit off Wish. Great, great. I thought I'd give it a go and yeah.

Because all success stories started with, I bought a tattoo kit off Wish. Oh, absolutely. That's not even the only one I've done, but we always talk about those ones. Have you tattooed any of your mates? Have they been drunk enough to let you draw on them? No, just my brother wrote our last name on his arm

and it was pretty crap. Oh, Jaden, that's classic. Okay, thank you, man. We appreciate it. Put the kit away, Jaden. Last call, want to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. I called you guys before to tell you

a story about me getting a tattoo of a Canadian maple leaf. Oh, yep. Yep. Yeah, yeah. And it was not so successful. It looked great on the paper and it had a bit of a Celtic design. You know, I was missing home and I've got Irish and Scottish family.

Yeah. It looks like a completely different kind of leaf. Ah. I know what you mean. Yes. There you go. And do you? Canadian pride.

I just don't want to be that. Yeah, I don't want that on my ankle. It's legal in Canada, isn't it? Totally. It is legal now in Canada, yeah. It's been legal for like, oh gosh, five years now. Yeah, well, you seem to know all the facts. You're the one with the tears. Chill.

It's chill. Chill, bro. Yeah, all the retirees up at their cabin who would never touch it, they love the CBD oil. They've always got it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the boomers are on board with the maple leaf, if you will. Yeah, so I'm on round 10 of the laser, and it's still pretty strong.

Oh, you're still, you're actually trying to get it removed. Oh, no. I'm probably going to get about 18 sessions. I stopped paying after 12, so it'll cost about $1,800. How painful is it? I always wonder this. How painful is laser tattoo removal? Oh, it's horrific.

I don't know. I've never had a blowtorch on my ankle, but it's like right over the bone. So I have a blowtorch scratching with needles. Yeah, well, you must really hate that tattoo. Yeah, so word of warning, just get a tattoo you're not going to hate. Or just draw the outline on your body first.

But definitely don't let that guy with the tattoo gun off wish anywhere near you. Maddie's here filling in for Bree this week, which we appreciate. Thank you. Thank you. Your big news this week,

we found out that you are engaged to your partner, Ryan. Yeah, we got engaged last week. Yeah, congratulations again. Thank you. It's very exciting. I know you've had a lot of congratulations, and you deserve it. It's very happy news. Yeah. Can you just It's very exciting. I know you've had a lot of congratulations and you deserve it. It's very happy news.

Yeah. Can you just run me through the different ways in which you rolled out the news, like the announcement itself? Oh. So there was the TV. It was announced on TVNZ Breakfast. Well, yeah, we put it up on Instagram first.

Oh, Instagram first. Yeah, social media. Breakfast and I surprised you. Yes, there was the radio one. Told you about it. Yeah. Any other media? Any other media in which you've? No, I think that's about it. That's about it. Are you sure? Yeah. Am I missing something? We're hearing strong rumours that you may have taken out a billboard campaign. Oh, shut up. To announce your engagement. Shut up.

What have you done? And I know you hate being the central attention, but I've never seen somebody take out a billboard. Oh, my God. I'm mortified. I am mortified. Are you saying this wasn't you? Ben, can you bring it up? Can you bring up the evidence that we've got?

Just have a look up here, Matty. No. This is not real. You've photoshopped this. What I'm looking at, what I'm looking at, is a billboard from your engagement shoot, wonderful shoot, of you and your gorgeous partner, Ryan. And over the top of it, it says, I'm engaged.

I am mortified. I just, I just, I mean, congratulations again. People are going to think that this was me. Are you saying this wasn't you? This was not me. Who would have done that? Who on earth would have done that? Clinton Roberts, look me in the eyes.

Were you responsible for this billboard ad campaign? We've got to go to a caller right now. We've got your partner, Ryan, on the phone. Ryan, good afternoon. Hello, Clint. Congratulations on the big news, by the way. Thank you. Are you aware of this billboard campaign that's out there?

Not the billboard campaign, but it does sound very much something like that. No! I would never do this. Ryan. His likes on Instagram have obviously slowed down. I'm looking at it. You're on the billboard,

and I would say you're the co-star. I reckon you're a supporting actor on this one too, because it's very interesting, the choice of words, Ryan. It says, I'm engaged. Not we're engaged. It says, I'm engaged. Not we're engaged. It says, I'm engaged. Clint, when I met him five years ago,

I knew very much I was going to be the co-star. Oh, no. I would believe that you didn't do this, except for the copy. It's so spot on. I'm engaged. Look, it's our engagement, Ryan, and I would never substitute you to this.

It's reminding me of that episode of Friends where Monica keeps saying, it's my big day. It's basically where we're at. But also, haven't we moved on? Isn't PJ pregnant? Surely that should be on a billboard before. Well, we had her on yesterday and Maddie's like, that spotlight is drifting.

It's drifting. I'll tell you what, regardless of who did it, if you would like to see the billboard, can I suggest that you drive past Graham Street in Auckland Central this afternoon? I am. Get a selfie with her. Congratulations again, guys.

Thank you. Bree and Clint. Time for Google Down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down? Down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... A game Brie usually runs, but she's away, so producer Ben is going to be the Google Down master today.

Yeah, I'll do it. I'll read the questions. Big boots to fill, mate. Well, it's... Brie takes pride in new questions. That's true. I've got good questions. Yeah.

And it's easier. I find this easier than actually, you know, doing the questions. That's true. I've got good questions. Yeah. And it's easier. I find this easier than actually, you know, doing the questions. Oh, right. Less pressure. Less pressure. Less pressure, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, going up against Matty, Anastasia and myself is Matt. Kia ora, Matt.

Hey, Matt. Oh, sorry. Hello. You got us? You hear us? Yeah, I can hear you now, sorry. Well, I can hear you, Matt. Can you hear me?

No, I'm clear, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he got it. Matty, can you hear Matt? I can hear... I can. Yeah. And Matt, you can hear me? Matty? I can hear you, yeah. Can you hear me? No, I'm clear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he got it. Matty, can you hear Matt? I can hear... I can. Yeah. And Matt, you can hear me? Matty?

I can hear you. Yeah, yeah. Great, good. Okay, cool. We're all clear. Matt, what are we Googling on this afternoon? I've stolen my daughter's iPad. iPad?

Okay, we can't compete with iPad. Do we have your permission to Google on our phone? Yeah, all right. Go for it. Okay, good. Matt, all you've got to do is yell out the answer as soon as you find it.

First to get three answers correct wins the game. Good luck. Here we go. All right, everyone ready? Ready. Okay, here we go. Your first question for Google Down is

how many episodes of Friends are there? Two, three, six. Two, three, six. Anastasia said it while I was looking at it. Yeah, that's Anastasia. There's 236 episodes of Friends. Two seasons, and back

in the day where there were long seasons. Yeah, right. Matt, are you butt-dialing us? Yeah, sounds like it. Okay, cool. One to Anastasia. Here we go, guys. Your second question. What's the name of the oldest turtle in the world?

Jonathan. Jonathan. The Seashells giant turtle. Anastasia's got it again. Far out. She's still good. Jonathan is the world's oldest turtle. He's almost 200 years old.

I know. 1832. You are good at this game, Anastasia. Yes, she is good. Oh, I have my days. It's usually a Wednesday. Okay, cool. Two to Anastasia.

Matt, she can win the game here, okay? We need to all work together to take her down. Right-o, mate. Okay, here we go. Your third question. You're right in there, by the way. Yeah, he is, yeah. You're very good at this. Yeah, you are good, Matt. All Okay, here we go. Your third question. You're right in there, by the way. Yeah, he is, yeah. You're very good at this.

Yeah, you are good, Matt. All right, here we go. Third question. How many number one songs has Taylor Swift had? Eight number one songs. He's got it. Oh! Great work, Matt.

I got number one Taylor, and it took a while to show up. Really? I got how many T-cyphed, Gull? Yeah, that's good. Okay, two to Anastasia, one to Matt. Here we go, your fourth question. Which one should I do? Okay, let's do this one.

What date did Apple release the first iPhone? What date? Oh, my gosh. 29th of June, 2007. Nah, she got it. Oh! Yeah, she has got it. Damn it!

Well done, Anastasia. You're the champion. Thanks, guys. Looking. We didn't get a single point, Matt. No. I just, I bashed keys and it still came up with the date. Date, A-L-L-E-I-P-H-S-O-N-E.

That's what you did. 29th of June, 2007. The hard bit, Matt, and would you agree, itE-I-P-H-S-O-N-E. That's what you did. On June 2007. The hard bit, Matt, and would you agree, it's seeing it and then getting the words out. There's like a shock there. You're like, I know what it is, but I don't know how to put the words into words. I gave up because I saw my buttons all gibberish

and I thought, nah, and it still came up with the date. You did well, Matt. You did well. You'll get there one day, Clint. You don't get the title, Matt, but you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. I'll lick it, get there one day, Clint. You don't get the title, Matt, but you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. I'll lick it.

Thank you. Rose Matafayo, who you will know from Jono and Ben back in the day, but so much more than that. She's so talented. She's got a new season of Starstruck, a big sitcom show that she's done over in the UK. Yeah. It's just started on TVNZ On Demand.

Season two. Season two. That show is amazing. She's just started on TVNZ On Demand. Season two. Season two. That show is amazing. She's just been on Graham Norton as well. She's given an interview on Radio New Zealand where she has talked about the type of profession, if someone holds this profession, don't date them. Which I think is interesting advice, right?

She's going, you can tell too much from someone who does this kind of job. Stare clear. Red flag. Someone who does this for a job, they're undateable. The unfortunate thing about red flags, though, is most people tend to ignore them. Oh, yeah.

You go, it won't apply to me. Yeah. I hear what you're saying, but this is different. This guy's different. This is different. So what does Rose Medefayo say is the occupation to avoid? I think I've been on record saying no comedian should go out, no one should go out,

no one should go out with a comedian, including myself. You know, I wouldn't recommend this. I think comedians are great, but I think there are a lot of relationships where you meet because you do the same thing and it's the equivalent of meeting someone in the office, hitting it off or whatever. But for me, I was like, maybe I should branch out. I think that's what I guess I'm going to try and do in my 30s.

There's actually two bits of advice there. One, don't date someone in the same profession as you. And two, don't date a comedian. Don't date comedians. And she says she puts herself in that category. She's a comedian. I guess with comedians, it must be really hard, right? Because it's one of those things where you go on a date

and someone's sitting there who's not a comedian and they're going, where's the joke? Where's the joke?'s the joke where's the joke be funny be funny it must be really hard the flip side of that too i reckon some comedians you would date them and they'd constantly be trying out new gear i'd be doing one liners you'd be on a date just with them and they'd be like is anyone here from hamilton in the middle of the night, they go, you know where I'm from. Don't you hate it when... Look, that's brave of Rose to come out and say that. That's her opinion.

Comedians, red flag. Don't date them. I'll throw one on the list straight away. If you're in the dating game at the moment, absolutely, under no circumstances whatsoever, date a DJ. Oh. And I say that as a reformed semi-retired DJ. I don't mean radio DJ.

I mean proper wiki-wiki on the turntable DJs. Right, taking requests. I'll tell you why. Shitty hours. If you date a DJ, they're out Thursday, Friday, Saturday night until three o'clock in the morning. They usually drink

way too much because it's an occupational hazard of being a DJ. And also, I say this with love to the DJ community, it's quite a high D-bag ratio

in the DJ community. And I say that as a semi-retired recovered D-bag. Totally. And especially if you're a wedding DJ as well. It's like you're wanting to put music on,

just you and your partner on a Saturday night and all of a sudden they're just playing like Dancing Queen. Anastasia, you dated any DJs? Would you back that one up? No, no, I haven't. Well, take them off your list, okay? I don't want to see a DJ on your list. I don't want to see that you're dating a DJ.

And according to Rose, we don't want to see you dating a comedian. Also, one more thing. Were you claiming to be a DJ before? Reformed DJ. Reformed semi-retired DJ, yeah. Okay. You've literally been to some of my shows. Yeah, you're great.

You're great. No, you don't need to go that far. We want to know this afternoon, what is a no-date profession? What's a red flag occupation? Yeah, let's create a list here. A little PSA, a public service announcement. Yeah. Do you have a weak spot for a certain type of trade

or a certain type of, I don't know, it could be anything. It could be a lawyer. You could say never date a lawyer for whatever reason. We've got to put together the definitive list of red flag occupations. No shade, but just a little bit of warning. Okay. 0800 dials at M. You can text in to 9696. Is it

nationally broadcasting weatherman? I can confirm. Yes. Yeah. Rose Matafayo has come out and said do not under any circumstances date a comedian And she is a comedian She is So we're doing a list of red flag occupations

No date list Yeah who should you not date Look we're not getting personal here We don't want names We're generalising We just want professions And experiences I've thrown DJs on the list

I'm happy to throw a DJ on the list and you know what DJ has come through a lot DJ has come through a lot someone also did say serial killer which not an occupation yeah

that's not an occupation that's just sound advice for anyone a lot of people saying cops don't date a cop I think maybe because of the hours they got brutal hours police officers so I did love this one as well don't date a primary school I think maybe because of the hours. They got brutal hours police officers.

I did love this one as well. Don't date a primary school teacher. Love my wife but I've signed up to only going away on school holidays even though we don't have kids. Also, I have to do her laminating in the evenings. Just get you to mark some of the kids' homework. So what else goes on the list in your experience? Gemma's here. Hi Gemma.

Hey, don't date a pilot a pilot oh i've heard this no but i always thought pilot was one of those really sexy professions yeah but then you're never there so what about the rumor that pilots have like secret families at different cities around the world wait you're not still dating a pilot are you jimma no no no it was only for a little while right and and was it just the fact that he was never there or was there more to the story? Yeah, pretty much. Just never there.

Yeah, okay. But Rich, that helps. Do you get to spend their money while they're not there? No, well, once they get past training and everything, then yeah, they'll earn the big bucks. Oh, I get what you're saying. Don't date a pilot who's in the first five years of their career. Don't date a trainee pilot.

Yeah. Don't date a young pilot. Okay, thanks, Gemma. We'll put pilot on the list. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how you going? Good. Who should we not date?

You should not date a jockey. A jockey? Don't date a jockey. You will laugh, but little boys with high voices and a lot of attitude just isn't a jockey. You will laugh but little boys with high voices and a lot of attitude just isn't a good thing. Sarah, it sounds like someone's

been burnt by a jockey. Yeah. A few times. A few times? Sarah, so you're not even taking your own red flag. You just keep going back.

It's kind of, it's its own culture. Like, you work with them all the time and you see them 15 hours a day. Okay, this was Rose's other piece of advice. Don't date someone in the same industry as you.

So are you in the horse racing industry, Sarah? Yeah, I am. Right. What was it, can I ask? Was it the silk shirt that got you? Or the really, really tight pants? What was the bit there? Well, it was the fact that his undies were smaller than mine, I think.

Sarah, shots fired. Okay, we'll put Jockey on the list. A lot of people saying don't date a dairy farmer. Dairy farmers are bloody hard workers. Oh, hard workers. And good people, but people are saying they're married to the farm. And they smell. Oh.

Oh. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. Someone else said it. Oh. Someone else said it. Someone said don't date drug dealers. Well, yeah. That's not a red flag in itself. We can't help you. Someone else said it. Someone said don't drink drug dealers. Well, yeah.

That's not a red flag in itself. We can't help you. Someone put them together. Someone said builders and drug dealers. Or builders who are drug dealers. Yeah, well, at least they've got a different career to fall back on. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hello. We're doing red flag occupations at the moment. What's the one that you think we need to add to the list? An entrepreneur. An entrepreneur. What do they even do? An ideas man. Well, I figure if you've come up with some fancy idea and started a really cool business,

why can't you just say so? Because they haven't quite figured it out yet, Anonymous. No, it sounds like they want to have a fancy business, but they haven't actually quite done it. An NFT collector is the new entrepreneur, don't you think? Crypto guy. Yeah. Don't date a crypto guy.

Don't date. Yeah, okay. So, okay, if it says entrepreneur in their Instagram bio, you're saying run a mile, is that right? Definitely. Okay, cool. We'll put that on the list. Thank you, Anonymous. We appreciate it. This is good. We're

compiling quite the list of red flags. Although, we're going to be left with no one to date soon. That's the thing, right? Bartenders? That'd be the same issue with the hours, I guess. Politician? Yeah. Never date a race car driver. So scared every time they leave the

house for work. Oh, that's a different one. Yeah. Social media influencer. That's true. Eventually you'll end up in their content. Someone said, I dated a pee dealer. Apparently that flag was not red enough.

Oh. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. You know the deal? Every day at 5.30 We figure out the number one song On your 16th birthday

We do three of them And then we play the very best one out in full I do love this But what I've realised is I take it Very seriously Like the responsibility Like the responsibility of picking the song Yeah, yeah, yeah

Well, so you should You know I'm a bit more jaded four years in But you know It's good that there's someone here taking it seriously. Kelly's here and it's her birthday today. Hi, Kelly. Hi.

Happy birthday. It's not today. It's actually Friday. Oh, it's on Friday. Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep. Should have read that properly. It does literally say it, Kelly. Not your fault.

Clint just doesn't read. What are you going to do for your birthday, Kelly? Oh, not sure at the moment. We were going to go to the beach and do a barbecue. Oh, yeah. Nice. Can't catch COVID at the beach. That's a good idea.

Yeah, that's what we're hoping. Everything. Get it outdoors at the moment. Exactly. Right, Kelly, let's find out your birthday banger. When's your birthday? 25th of 2nd, 1983. Perfect.

So you were 16 on the 25th of Feb 1999, and this was the number one song. Huge. So good. That's original, Brittany. What a great time to be 16, Kelly. It's definitely a banger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there. We'll get definitely a banger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay,

wait there, we'll get a birthday banger for Jess. Hi Jess. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you going? You doing alright? Yes, thank you. Yeah, doing good, doing good. Congratulations, Maddie. Oh, thank you so much. You don't need to talk about it. Have you seen the billboards? Oh, yes I have.

Watch out for those. They're good too. That's my engagement present to you. Oh, thank you. What a great gift. You still have to actually get me a present. You don't get away with it that easily. How much a billboard costs? Jess, what's your birthday?

29th of January, 1992. All right, Jess, you were 16 on the 29th of January, 2008, and this was Topping the Charts. Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love. True. Throwback. Yeah, real true. January 2008, and this was topping the charts. Throwback. Yeah, real tune. Yeah, what a turn. Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love.

Original X Factor winner, Leona Lewis. Correct. Simon Cowell's major project. We didn't hear a lot from her after Bleeding Love. No, we really didn't. There was one or two other songs. She came out strong. Yeah. Yeah, came out the gate running fast.

It's all about that song, though. Do you like it, Jess, for your birthday banger? Yeah, absolutely love that. Yeah, that's a good one. Cool. Okay, wait there. We'll do another birthday banger for James. Kia ora, James.

Yeah, g'day, boys. How you doing? Yeah, good, James. You having a good Wednesday? Oh, mate, I've been at work. I'm so lucky. You have no idea. What do you do for work, James. You having a good Wednesday? Oh, mate, I've been at work. I'm so lucky. You have no idea. What do you do for work, James?

I work for a private finance company in Hamilton. So, you know, jealous, I know, right? I mean, it sounds riveting. It is. It's absolutely riveting. You have no idea. Tell us a bit more. Go into a bit of detail.

Or tell us what your birthday is. You can choose. I'll do that one. Yeah, go on. 20th of the 7th, 1984. Perfect, James. You were 16 on the 20th of July, 2000. And this is your birthday banger.

I'm my love, set me free. Whoa. This is so good. She had those orange tinted sunglasses. Yeah. That protected no sun whatsoever. You get Anastasia and I'm Outta Love. Do you like it, James?

Oh, mate, brings back all those nostalgic memories. I bet it does. I find a better radio station at the time. Okay, wait there, James. Cheeky. We've got to pick one of those It's either going to be Brittany Anastasia

Or Leona What are you leaning towards? This is really hard Because they're all good But I'm really partial To a bit of Anastasia I'm glad you said that Because I thought

You were going to go Brittany And I was going to go Anastasia And we'd have to split it But we don't Because we agree. James, in Private Finance in Hamilton, congratulations,

you just won Birthday Banger. Woohoo, thank you. Good stuff. This is a great song. So good. From the year 2000, here's your Birthday Banger on ZM, Brianne Clint with Maddie.

Now baby, Brianne Clint. Winner Honda Jazz, with ZM's Brian Clint with Maddie. Love this. It's the first brand new car we've ever given away on the show and it's a goodie too. It's a Honda Jazz E-HEV Lux. It's hybrid. It's electric. It has petrol as well. It's the best of all worlds. God, don't we need that at the moment?

Right? Yeah, I filled up my car today. I could not believe how expensive it was. This car is so new, by the way, because I'm about to drive one for a bit. They're going to give me one to drive around. Lucky. New car smell, leather seats. It's so new, I could do Uber rides in it if I wanted to. I could pick people up.

Next time you order your tie off Uber Eats, look out for Clint. Oh yeah, I could do Uber Eats as well. They might get a bit of a funky smell on the car. If you want to win it, all you've got to do is get through to our show this week and tell us boot or bonnet. Where do you want your name written? And Taylor has got through. Congratulations.

Hi, Taylor. Hello. Do you need a new car? Yes, I do need a new car. So bad. Mine's a real petrol guzzler at the moment. Oh, and petrol is so expensive. We need to help you out.

You do. Tell us, are we riding Taylor on the boot or the bonnet of the Honda Jazz? The boot, please. Boot. She's a boot girl. Done. Your name is on there. We're going to draw one name from the bonnet, one name from the boot.

Then we will spin the wheel, boot or bonnet, and one person is going to take home the Honda Jazz. It could be you, Taylor. Yeah, sounds good. Yeah, and one person is going to take home the Honda Jazz. It could be you, Taylor. Sounds good. Yeah, wouldn't that be nice? You can get another entry into the draw to win one if you go and test drive one at a Honda store. They can do that contactlessly for you and sanitise the car and everything, so it's very safe. Easy.

The new Honda Jazz is packed full of features and there is stock arriving now, so there's no need to wait if you need yourself a brand new car. Go and check out the Honda Jazz. It's COVID season, baby. Yeah, right. We talked about today how everybody feels like it's just out there trying to dodge it.

Totally. But there's so many fallen soldiers. Oh, it's going to get you. Yeah. I've seen so many people either close contacts. That's the big one at the moment. Yeah.

But there's quite a few people out there testing positive. And the worst thing is if you are a close contact or obviously you've got symptoms, you've got to go and get a test, right? But those cues to get a PCR test are hours long. Like eight hours some of them I heard. And now they're saying you might

not even necessarily get your results back. Like it's dire. We are flaming out at the moment so what you're going to do is you're going to start using those the rats yeah the rapid antigen antigen test looks like a pregnancy test it does little white box one line for negative two lines for positive correct right yeah just like a pregnancy test just like a pregnancy test. But don't pee on it. Do not pee on it. I mean, you can. Actually, maybe you could and see what it does, but they're so hard to come by that you don't want to waste them. You took one today, right?

My first one. Yeah. So we wanted to do a little thing on breakfast tomorrow morning, basically saying we're going to start using them. How do you use them? How does it work? How do you take it? And you know that feeling when you are about to go through a police checkpoint,

like a breath test, and you know you haven't done anything wrong, you haven't had anything to drink, but all of a sudden you start panicking, like, oh, God, I'm going to fail this. Same feeling when you're going through customs. You're like, I know I don't have a knife, but what if I randomly do have a knife? Totally. I don't own a gun, but what if I've got got a gun that actually did happen to me the other day i went through um security and i had a um swiss army knife in my bag i don't know where it came why do you have a swiss army i'm not a swiss

army knife guy i don't know where it came from anyway that's not what this is about um so we got the test and yeah i all of a sudden started to panic that i was gonna test positive yeah and clint i've got some news no how do you do a piece how do you do a really really easy because i i find the the pcr that's the one that goes all the way up you know that's the brain tickler right yeah really uncomfortable i don't believe i could administer something that deep to myself surprisingly Surprisingly, I could. Okay. Because you actually do have to get quite far up your nose

and you have to go up both nostrils as well. Okay. So they say go up your left and your right nostril. So you literally, and I learned a trick today because I think most people's first thought when they go to put a swab up is to go upwards. Yes. But actually the best way of doing it is to literally go straight through.

Like at a right angle to your face? At a right angle to your face. And you just push, push, push, push, push. And it's fine. I put it in today. Yeah. I put it in. Oh, yeah.

I barely felt anything. That's what he said. Yeah. And so all you do is you put the swab in you swirl it around a few times put it up your other nostril swirl it around a few times if people have like you do the hokey pokey and you turn around yeah uh and then you take it out you get a you've got a it's almost like being back in science class you've got a little test tube with some solution in it yeah you. You swirl the swab in the solution. You add a few droplets of the solution to your little kit, your little cassette.

Yeah. And then you wait 15 minutes for the lines to appear. That actually sounds more complicated than I expected. No, it's easier. I know you're saying it's simple, but that sounds like there's more steps than I expected. The droplets? What am I, a scientist? Exactly. Right?

But actually, it's really simple. As a guy who failed chemistry at high school, I did it fine. Well, we're going to have to start taking them here at ZM regularly. They want us taking them like three times a week. And whatever job you do at some stage, you're probably going to need to take one as well. Totally. So if Matty can do it, anyone can do it. Right angle, right in, swirl it around, you'll be fine.

Go deep. Go deep. Go deep.