ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint with Matty McLean Podcast – 24th February 2022

Episode Date: February 24, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Buongiorno and welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast with Matty You've got a real spicy flavour to you today Do I? You were saying things like Lorenzo Lorenzo, yeah that's the person who features on today's show Buongiorno Although I think I'm finessing that too much

because it's Italian and I'm giving it like a Spanish accent there. It works. It works? It works. Anastasia, does it work? Does it give me a spicy edge? No comment.

That means it works. There's something on the show today which could have gone one way or the other as far as mine and Maddie's friendship goes. Yeah, I'm still not sure how it's gone Are you not I'm a good sport You are you're one of the best

This was I would say I'm not even sure if I can say top three Like this might actually just be that Most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me Is it more embarrassing than the thought you had yesterday That I had plastered billboards of your engagement Around the city In your name

Yeah That was a slightly embarrassing but funny Yeah This was I think maybe because it was It was the real timeness We don't want to give it away but Anyone who was a fan of the show High Five growing up, there's a real treat for you in the podcast today.

Now people are going, what? I know, I know, I know. It will all make sense. It makes sense. And you're going to die of secondhand embarrassment, I think. You're radiating heat whenever. And that's the worst thing Is I just immediately Go bright red

Always have So do I Always have Yeah I wonder what the primal reason For that is Yeah I don't know Why

Because there's always a reason For something That your body does something Why when we get embarrassed Do we go tomato red But not everyone does Yeah It's not

Not an every person thing Yeah But I Especially There'll be some kind of Natural defence mechanism For some reason Yeah

I can hear Ben googling it I'd be amazed if I don't have Like a full body rash Hives Do you get hives No I don't But that felt The level of embarrassment

That I felt Was very hive like This natural reaction Occurs in the face Of a perceived threat And can also be triggered By the onset of a perceived threat and can also be triggered by the onset of a powerful emotion such as stress shame or embarrassment blood vessels in the face get wider and increase blood flow to the skin which leads to the characteristic redness of

blushing yeah but it doesn't tell us why yeah like what is that protecting us against? There's lots of things we don't understand, like yawning. But why does it happen? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, this doesn't seem really to be a... Can't explain it. Just like your first crush. Can't explain it. Can't explain it. Sometimes there are weird crushes.

Just like the flatness of the earth. Can't explain it. It's real. Can't explain it. It's so real. Just like... No, I won't go to the... Yeah.

Yeah. I won't go there. No. Okay. Anything that needs to be ticked off today? No, I reckon tuck in today. It's been a big week. There's some good...

Not saying there's never not good stuff, but... Oh, it's gold. Some superb shit. Gold, gold, gold gold the people in the briain clint podcast family facebook page that requested a friday oaky tomorrow you're going to get your wish great choice for medley another sexual awakening so oh was it yeah ruby williams Was it? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Robbie Williams. End it. End it.

I was cancelling myself. I can't get my hands sick of this. He did actually, there was some artwork in his album cover. He was like naked. Booklet. He was submerged in water. Yes. Someone knows a lot about the album artwork. I haven't seen that.

Someone's parents owned the CD. Yeah. His mum and her best friend crushed him. That CD should end up in my bedroom on a number of occasions. The ego has landed or swing when you're winning? Which one was it? I think the ego has landed. With the puffer with the turtleneck and he's looking over the top of the turtleneck.

Why do I know so much about Robbie Williams? Well, baby, who knows? Something you want to tell us Clint Let's do it Here's the podcast everybody Enjoy He's here We're here You did it

I didn't talk over you this time You didn't talk over my name Thank you Matty hasLean. He's here. We're here. You did it. I didn't talk over you this time. You didn't talk over my name. Thank you. Matty has just rushed back into the studio. He's been off recording Friday Okie for tomorrow. Did you get it done? You didn't have much time. No, I have to go back in.

Oh, you do. Cool. Because you meant to get your allotted 15 minutes. Yeah, well, I didn't. I didn't. And I take this very seriously. You've chosen the song. Tomorrow on the show, you'll hear Maddie singing a Robbie Williams classic.

What a choice. What I've come to realise is there's some very high bits in this song. Yes, there's that. Those backing vocals? Here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know what? And this is the thing with karaoke, right?

You just have to go balls to the wall. Like, give it your all. Yeah, nobody wants someone who just middles it and plays it safe. No, you can't half-ass karaoke. You can't half-ass Robbie Williams either. You need to be a flaming success or a flaming disaster. Okay, well, let's get you back in the studio to finish that off. I'll get some people to call through now and play Tradie vs. Lady with us

and score $50 cash thanks to KFC. Lots to give away on the show today, but let's start with that one first of all. So if you want it, 0800 dial ZM right now. We'll play Tradie vs. Lady after King George on Friday night on ZM. Time for

Tradie vs. Lady. Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clintz. Tradie vs. Lady. It's a showdown where the scores are level. The Tradies are on 11. The Ladies are on 11. And everybody today is playing for $50 cash

from KFC. So this is the day. You know, you can win glory for your team. Yeah, well, you can push them in front for at least one day.

Exactly. But yeah, glory, mana, bragging rights, whatever you want to call it. Let's meet our lady first. She's from the mighty Bay of Plenty. She's 34 years old, and her name means bad luck. Oh, no. I did not know that.

Welcome to the show, Mallory. Hi. Hi, Mallory. Does it really? Bad luck. Yeah. Yeah, it does. What are the origins?

What are the origins? Is it gay luck? I don't actually know the answer to that one. And are you? Are you bad luck? No. Okay, good. Well, you don't want bad luck today, Mallory.

You want good luck. Could it be bad luck for our tradie? He's 19. He's from Wellington, and he describes himself as a hardworking builder. Welcome to the show, Mitch. Hey, Mitch. Hey, how you going? Good.

You on the tools this afternoon, Mitch? Yeah, we are. Hammering up some drywall? Oh, yeah, just so. Yeah. Well, it's a trick question, because if you said no, I would have said you're not a very hardworking builder, because you would have tools down at 3 o'clock.

But good. No, that's perfect. Mitch, your buzzer is tradie. Mallory, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets that 50 bucks. Good luck. All right. Question number one.

Rebel Wilson is the star of the movie franchise Pitch What? Lady. Mallory. Pitch. Got it. Correct. It was on TV the other night, Pitch Perfect 3. I've never seen Pitch Perfect 1, but I watched Pitch Perfect 3,

and it was not good. Yeah, you said the worst. Well, I didn't choose to put it on TV. Go in reverse order, and then finish with the best one. Do you mean go in correct? Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah, okay, good.

Question number two, here we go. A record number of COVID cases in New Zealand today. Was it in the four, five or six thousands? Mallory. Six thousands. Got it. 6,137. All right, question number three.

Mallory, you could take this out right here. Who sings this song? She's got red hair They were big in the 2010s Me? Oh Yes Paramore? You're lucky

I was just about to buzz that question out Got it Well done, Mallory There's 50 bucks cash lucky I was just about to buzz that question out. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. Well done, Mallory. There's 50 bucks cash coming to you from KFC. No bad luck here today, Mallory. Not today. Well, bad luck for the tradies. That was a bloody

downtrow. Whipped his tool belt off and made him walk around naked, Mallory. He's busy. He's hardworking. He's busy hardworking. He's got to get back to work. Bree and Clint. Hey, I got this message from a casual acquaintance today. Mallory. He's busy. He's hard working. He's busy hard working. He's got to get back to work. Hey, I got this message from a casual acquaintance today. Oh, interesting choice of words. Do you want to know how casual this acquaintance is? She is my friend's sister's husband's sister.

Oh, whoa. Your friend's sister is married to a guy and it's their sister. Oh my God. So what, did you meet at a barbecue? I met a couple of times over the years, but certainly not in any major capacity. Casual acquaintance. But we're Facebook friends, as you are with so many casual acquaintances.

Totally. People you've met once in your life and now you're digitally bound to each other for the rest of eternity. Totally. Why is it so awkward to unfriend those people? I need to cum. We need to get more ruthless. You don't want to see my baby pictures and I don't want to show you my baby pictures.

Except I've been on Facebook for so long now that my friend and I say that in inverted commas list is so long it would take me such a long time to go through and calve. It's also a CBF, right? Totally. Yeah. And also I never post anything to Facebook anymore. It's dead.

But I did get this message on Facebook from her saying, Hey Maddy, how are you? Happy Thursday. I have something I'd love to share with you. A really exciting business opportunity. And I thought, what is this?

You're getting pitched. What is this? And then I went and clicked on her profile and I realised I have just been sent my first ever multi-level marketing business opportunity. Oh, congratulations. Thank you. It's a milestone.

And thank you, Matty, for calling it a multi-level marketing scheme and not a pyramid scheme. No, I would never. We here at the Arbonne Company are sick of being told that we're a pyramid scheme. Was it Arbonne? That's what it was.

It was, wasn't it? Right. Well, I mean, it is a fantastic opportunity and you would look great in a white Mercedes. And we were just talking yesterday on the podcast about our girl boss side hustles. Side hustles. Everybody needs a girl boss side hustle.

So maybe this is mine. Maybe yours is Arbonne. Yeah. There'll be no doubt people listening to us right now who do Arbonne and you do you, boo. Absolutely. That's your girl boss energy. Absolutely.

You want that white Mercedes? You get that white Mercedes. You get that white Mercedes. But it's the bit that you're talking about, it's the reaching out to casual acquaintances to recruit them. My friend's sister's brother, husband's sister. Get out. Get out.

If Maddie showed up to a convention at which they were saying, hey, are you interested in becoming a salesperson? Sure, but sliding in the DMs like that. And she wants to get a coffee. Like I don't even see my best friends. Like I don't see my friends that I've known for 25 years. I'm not getting a coffee with you.

Let's go, Boss Energy. Let's build, babes. Let's build together. I got this when I lived in Christchurch. I actually thought it was a really, because I didn't know much together. I got this when I lived in Christchurch. I actually thought it was a really, because I didn't know much about it, and I thought it was a really exciting opportunity. Do you remember when we went to radio school together?

Yes. And we had to go out and we had to sell advertising. I do remember that. For our radio station that we'd made. I went to this business and I was like, hey, and I guess I was the pusher in that seat. You were the multi-level marketer. Yeah, I was like, hey, I've got an exciting opportunity for your business. How would you like to have your ads played on a student radio station

and I'll only charge you full price? And he went sold. He turned around and said, interesting, I'd love to talk to you more about opportunities. And I was like, I'm in the money here. I've made a deal. Sat down. I ended up in an hour and a half

long conversation with him he wanted me to sell USANA supplements do you remember USANA that was the other one it's like

it brings a bell it's workout supplements but it's the same thing right you recruit people to sell and they sell and then you sell

and everybody sells and eventually someone gets a white Mercedes and so if you're in the market for USANA, the good news is Clint has a 15% off deal this week. It does get me to my next point. Matty, you look like you need some pre-workout. This one's all natural.

We should do calls on this because I think it's more common than you think. There's a whole episode of Schitt's Creek about that. Yes. You know? Because ultimately you get to the point where you're selling to people who are selling to other people. Who are selling? It's just a loop. It's a whole episode of Schitt's Creek about that. Yes. You know? Because ultimately you get to the point where you're selling to people who are selling to other people.

Who are selling, yeah. It's just a loop. It's a loop. That's why you end up selling to your friends. Yeah. So let's take calls this afternoon. We can keep you anonymous if you think you're going to offend your friends.

What did your friend try and get you in on? What did they try and sell to you? What did they try and get you to sell? What did they try and get you to buy into? Whose pyramid scheme did they try and get you in on? What did they try and sell to you? What did they try and get you to sell? What did they try and get you to buy into? Whose pyramid scheme did they try and get you to join? Or are you an Arbonne rep that wants to pitch us this afternoon? Give us a call. Oh, $800, ZM.

Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint with Maddie filling in. Just two girl bosses oozing girl boss energy in the studio this afternoon. And Maddie, it's so good to see you. And I'm glad we've got this opportunity to catch up because I've got a fantastic opportunity

for you that's funny you say that because I really wanted to talk to you about a super exciting opportunity did you? for you to make

your own money in the comfort of your own home that's so funny you say that because I was going to say how would you like to be your own boss

and the captain of your own destiny how would you like how does I was going to say, how would you like to be your own boss and the captain of your own destiny? How would you like, how does passive income sound to you? How does making your own hours? Do you like the sound of that? Absolutely. Please tell me more. Please tell me more.

We're talking, what did your friend, friend in inverted commas, because like you said, sometimes it's a casual acquaintance. My very casual acquaintance has tried to get me into an exciting new business opportunity and it's the first time I've ever got a message like this. Selling cosmetics

but you have to buy a certain amount of cosmetics and you have to recruit a certain amount of people to also sell cosmetics. It's like an inverted what would you call that triangle shape? It's like it's

I guess a pyramid? Yeah that sounds familiar. So we want to know this afternoon, what's your friend tried to get you to sell, essentially, or buy? Sinead's here. Hi, Sinead. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good. We're so glad you're here because we need to talk to you about an exciting

opportunity. Oh my goodness, guys. Please don't. I've got enough of those in my inbox. Do you really? See, this is the first time this has happened to me, but I get the sense that especially if you're a woman, you are forever being contacted by old school acquaintances. Oh, gosh, they aren't even old school acquaintances. I talk to these people quite regularly.

Right. Like, you know, they're fairly close friends of mine. But I do get the occasional, you know, they're fairly close friends of mine. But I do get the occasional, you know, like old school person like hitting me up and things like that. But oh my goodness.

So what do they want you to buy? What do they want you to sell, Shanae? What would you like? Because I can probably source you just about anything and everything now. Does it change your opinion of... I've got essential oils for all your things. Oh, essential oils.

That's a good one. Oh, everything. You know, skincare, if you want your house to smell nice, you know, for a bit of cheeky time with your partner. There's all sorts out there. Oh, really? Really? There's adult fun toy ones as well.

That's fascinating. They even have parties. I just got invited to one like four days ago. So I guess this is the new way of doing like... You remember Tupperware parties? Tupperware, yeah. But at least with Tupperware you've got a really useful product that lasts for a lifetime.

You know, with a lifetime guarantee I might add, Maddie. And if you order three, I'm able to throw in a fourth one. Okay, Sinead, good luck with your girl boss energy. You're obviously attracting too much girl boss energy into your life, so maybe cool down the girl boss energy a bit. One day. Thanks, guys.

You guys have a good one. You too. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hello. You were recruited for a pyramid scheme? Yeah. Well, no. Almost. Tell us the story. What happened?

It's my flatmates That I currently live with And they're a couple Yeah And they're like Kind of high up in the church And they Got this pyramid scheme And they're trying to sell it to me

And like Straight away I was like This ain't right So is it They're trying to sell Yeah They're trying to sell Like Christian courses and stuff

Oh Oh So you have to pay To go along kind of thing Yeah And it's all online All online stuff And what You pay to go along kind of thing? Yeah, and it's all online, all online stuff. And what, you can climb levels and stuff, can you? Yeah.

They call it a conical tier. That's what they called it. Right, and every single one gets you closer to God? Is that how it works? Pretty much. Like, it grows your relationship, I think. Yeah. Well, you'd be dumb not to do it, Anonymous.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? I mean, you can't put a price on that, can you? You can't put a price on it. No, no way. No way. It's between you and God. Absolutely.

Okay, well, thank you, Anonymous. Girlboss Energy. Keep it moving. One more. Hello, Anonymous. Hello. What did someone try and sell you on? So it was a work colleague,

and they sold me some smoothies and tea That I spent probably about $500 a month on And that was all I got to eat A month? You paid $500 a month for smoothies and teas? Yeah, I fell hard I fell hard Oh no

This is the flip side of it too As people who get taken for a ride How long did this go on for? Oh, I lasted a month. I did some abs, don't get me wrong. They lasted another month and then that was that. You did get abs from it, they worked. Yeah, because I didn't eat a lot.

Yeah, but I was going to say, and anonymous, how much time did you spend sitting on the toilet that month? Yeah. Enough said, I think. Yeah, yeah, okay. All right, well, Girlboss Energy out, Anonymous. Thank you so much. We'll just end on this one.

My best friend sells juices. They're supplements that contain all the fruits and vegetables, but it's all contained in a tiny little capsule. They say it changed her whole life, and now she spends 24-7 on her phone trying to pitch to everyone on Facebook that these will change your life. Well, it's funny you say that, Clint, because I really wanted to talk to you

about an exciting new opportunity I have. Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter is being cast in a new movie. It's a biopic. Who's he going to play, Dean?

He's going to play weird Al Yankovic, who's like a comedian, comedian, comedian musician, they call him. If you're familiar with him, he's pretty wild. Well, the first photo of Daniel Radcliffe in the role has surfaced today. Well, the first photo of Daniel Radcliffe in the role has surfaced today. Everyone on the internet has no chill. Everyone online is saying that it looks like Harry Potter in a wig.

I actually agree. And I honestly think when I looked at it, it looks like Harry Potter in a Party City wig. It's wild. Does he still have The lightning bolt On his forehead Dan? Because that would be

That's a dead giveaway Yeah yeah Interesting Weirdo Yankovic Is such an interesting Character to play Because he's kind of The godfather

Of parody songs He wouldn't cut through Anymore because Everybody is doing Parody songs Totally But he was the original one Who did like

Eat it Instead of beat it Yeah eat it Instead of beat it White and nerdy more because everybody is doing parody songs. But he was the original one who did like... Eat It instead of Beat It. Yeah, Eat It instead of Beat It. White and Nerdy instead of Ride and Dirty. Classics. Yeah, which now you go, oh yeah, that's kind of funny. He made a career out of it. And a very successful one of that.

I mean, look, they've got Daniel Radcliffe playing him in a movie. Harry Potter himself. Okay. We're looking at the picture now, Dean. Yeah, I know what you mean, Dean. It's got. Harry Potter himself. Okay. We're looking at the picture now, Dean. Yeah, it's got... I know what you mean, Dean. It's got strong Harry Potter vibes, but that's Daniel Radcliffe's issue for life, right?

He can't escape the Harry Potter thing, no matter what he does. That's why he did that weird horse play that time. He's like, I've got to go as far away from the wizard thing as I can. Yeah, the naked horse one. Yeah, like still got a wand. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles

with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. Winner Honda Jazz with ZM's Brian Clint. It's a Honda Jazz EHEV Lux, and it is packed full of features like wireless Apple CarPlay, Honda Sensing Advanced Safety, and Magic Seats as well. And also it's just super cute. It's super cute as well, yeah.

It's a cute car. That's a factory standard, the super cuteness. Comes on every Honda Jazz. Maddie's here to win it. Hi, Maddie. Hi. What we're doing is we're writing people's names on the car, so we're going to write Maddie on there.

You just need to decide whether your name is going on the boot or the bonnet of the Honda Jazz. So easy. So where do you want it, Maddie? Do you want it on the boot or the bonnet of the Honda Jazz. So easy. So where do you want it, Maddie? Do you want it on the boot or the bonnet? Put it on the boot. The boot. Put it on the boot.

It's on. Done. If your name is the one drawn from the boot, you'll have a 50-50 chance of winning the car. So good luck. Awesome. Thank you so much. If you want another entry in the draw for this,

if you really like the sound of a new Honda Jazz, go and test drive one, and that'll put you in the draw to this, if you really like the sound of a new Honda Jazz, go and test drive one and that'll put you in the draw to win the one that we're giving away for free as well. Honda can sort that out for you contactlessly. They can sanitise the car. They can make sure it's as safe as possible. Let's talk about Spider-Man

instead. Ben, is this the best Spider-Man? Is this the best Spider-Man theme song you could get for us? Yeah, sorry. It's jazzy. I like it. Do you want another one?

No, I like this, actually. This is good. This is actually a good choice. Well done, Ben. Spider-Man, Tom Holland, who's 25 years old, is one of the hottest actors in Hollywood right now. Everybody wants him. Apple TV have got him for a brand new TV series.

They've also cast a mum for him in this show. What? Someone like a... Who would be his mum? Like Rose Byrne, maybe. How old's Rose Byrne? I don't even know. She'd be too young.

She might be too young. Maybe Helen Mirren. Oh? I don't even know. She'd be too young. She might be too young. Maybe Helen Mirren. Oh, yeah, Helen Mirren. She might be too old. They have cast an actor called Emmy Rosam. You might know Emmy Rosam from Shameless. Shameless. She's 35.

Tom Holland's 25. Come on. His mum is 35. The math just doesn't work. I don't think she's playing a 35-year-old, and I don't think the storyline is that she had Tom Holland when she was 10. I think they're just going, oh, yeah, 35. You're old enough to be Tom Holland's mum.

This is like back in the day, there's a movie called, I think it was called Punch Drunk, and it had Tom Hanks and Sally Field playing love interests in the movie. And then literally five years later, she was his mum in Forrest Gump. She was his mum. I think that's one of the big problems in Hollywood is for women, it's the age thing, right? You go over a certain age and you're only seen as,

you could only play a grown man's mum. You're over 35, you're now a grown man's mum. Whereas George Clooney, he's still dating 25-year-olds in the movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It got me thinking though, some people just have to face life with a young mum. You go through life and your mum is closer in age to you than all of your mate's mums and what a different dynamic that would be. And also on the

same topic and I know that you've had to deal with this growing up Matty hot mum when you grow up with a hot mum the challenges that that brings having to go through high school and everybody knows that you've got a hot mum I did have a reasonably

young mum and every time I put up a photo, you know, like you put up a happy Mother's Day post or something like that, the comments and mum pretends like she is embarrassed by it. Oh, okay. Yeah. But I know that she sees it as like an extension

of her Mother's Day gift. Totally. All of the, oh my God. Oh my God, Maddy, your mum. So hot. Stop it, guys. You've had to carry the burden of a hot mum your whole life. It's hard. It's Day gift. Totally. All of the, oh my God. Oh my God, Matty, your mum. So hot. Stop it, guys. And you've had to carry the burden of a hot mum your whole life. It's hard.

It's really hard. What's the age difference between you and your mum? There's 23 years. 23 years? Yeah. Yeah, so she's a relatively young mum. She is. Not the youngest.

No, no, no. But I wonder if we should take some calls this afternoon on, did you have to grow up with either a young or a hot mum and what was that like? Like was mum still hidden to clubs when you started hidden to clubs kind of thing? Or are you a hot mum? Yes. And is that a burden for you?

Is life tough? Yeah, is it tough? Is the school drop-off just hard for you? Pandemonium. Because the boys at school love you. Totally. Pre-pubescent boys are going crazy for you. The other mums hate you.

They just can't relate to you. And then the dads are giving you the side eye. Oh, 800 dials at him. I know it's a weird question, but did you grow up with a young or a hot mum? Can you give us some insight into that? Will we take young and hot dads? Sure.

Equal opportunists? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Share your experience with us this afternoon. Bree and Clint. It can be tough sometimes, right, when you've got a young, hot mum. Yeah, right.

I imagine. I know, because I've got a hot mum. Yeah. Mum, if you're listening, I grew up with a hot mum. Totally. And life was hard, you know. Tom Holland, Spider-Man. Yep.

Has been cast in a new TV show and they've cast his mum, 35-year-old actress, Emmy Rosen. He's 25. He's 25. And she's 35. Yeah. So she's playing a grown man's mum. That one's not realistic

But your age gap may be pretty close In your parent-child relationship Like this text that came in They said My mum always introduces herself to my friends as my sister And they believe her She's like the mum of our mean girls, right? Totally

I'm not a normal mum I'm a cool mum I'm a cool mum So I'm a cool mum. So did you grow up with either a young and or a hot mum? Our first caller wants to remain anonymous, and we get that. It's a big burden to carry. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, how are you? Good. It's tough, right? It's tough having a young, hot mum. So tough. I mean, hey. She's probably not mad about it, but I'm more mad about it than her. No, it's not her burden to carry.

It's yours. What's the age difference between the two of you? So it's actually 17 years between me and my mum and dad. Right. Yeah, it's more my dad. That's the issue because anywhere we go, me and dad, everyone just assumes that we're husband and wife. Oh, right.

It's bloody awkward. Every time we go out for dinner, any time we go out for a drink, you've just got to suddenly drop the hint that this is a dad and daughter date, not a romantic date. How old are you? How old are you, Anonymous? I'm 29 now. 29, so he's 39, 46.

Is he 46? Yeah, yeah. And have they kept a bit of a youthful look to them both? Oh, Dad has. Yeah, poor Mum. But Dad has. Oh, sad to Mum. Anonymous?

No. She would say you sucked all the youth out of her. That's what she'd say. Probably. Also, it's my kids now, too. Yeah. So what do you do? Lucky Dad.

Do you front foot it and go, this is my dad. He's my dad, not my boyfriend. We almost want to wear t-shirts Yeah for sure No that'd be even creepier I'd be like I'm like You guys are making

Too big a deal out of it Yeah Thank you not to miss That's very funny Amanda's here Hi Amanda Hey You are a hot mum

Yeah I am Self-confessed hot mum Yeah welcome Own it girl I love the confidence I love the confidence What makes What makes you suchessed hot mum Yeah welcome Own it girl I love the confidence I love the confidence What makes What makes you such a hot mum Amanda?

Okay so I've got a 22 year old And I had him when I was 21 And When he was growing up in college And I'd pick him up from school And all the kids would be like

Hey your mum I mean sorry That's your sister Your sister's picking you up from school They're like Dude that's your sister And he will be like, hey, your mum, I mean, sorry, that's your sister. Your sister's picking you up from school. They're like, dude, that's your sister. And he'd be like, no, no, no, that's my mum. Bro, that's my mum. Oh, my God.

And Amanda, did you do the thing that my mum does where she pretends to be embarrassed by it but actually secretly loves it? Yeah, a little bit, but I'm used to it now. So he's grown up with it. I've grown up with it. I'm 44 now. Yeah. So he's 22.

Are you ready to Are you ready to be a hot grandma? No, not quite. Not yet? Not yet? Because it could happen. He's 22.

It could happen any day. Absolutely. Absolutely. 100%. I can hear it in your voice. You would make a hot grandma. It's a whole different topic though. Morgan's here.

Hi, Morgan. Kia ora. You have a hot mum or a hot dad? Or you are a hot mum or a hot dad? I have a hot mum, I hear. Okay. How hot? Well, she was 20 when she had me.

And when I was 20, and so therefore she was 40, she hit the town a little bit and would hang out with guys the same age as me. You were competing. Friends of yours? Pardon me? No. Did you and your mum ever have a thing for the same guy?

Thankfully not. Oh, that's lucky. She did tell me, though, that if I wasn't going to make it known to my husband when we first started out, that if I wasn't going to have a go, she might. Mum! Wow. Does your husband know this? Oh,

he does now. Is that why you married him? Just so mum couldn't get in there? For sure. Get out of it, mum. Hey, Morgan,

thank you, and sorry you've had to deal with a hot mum your whole life. It's tough. It must have been tough. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann.

Hi, I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians, with me, Annabel Lee-Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone.

I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Free in Clint. And before then, though, lots of flats around New Zealand at the moment are having to isolate together for COVID-19,

either because they've got it or they're a close contact. I mean, there was more than 6,000 cases today. So there's a lot of people that'll be, yeah, as you say, either tested positive or will need to get a test. Especially if you're in a flatting environment.

It's a very social time of life. You've got lots of points of contact. You all work in different places. You all come back home together and mix and mingle. So flats, we're thinking of you, but is any flat doing it this tough? There is a flat of nine girls in Dunedin that all either have it or they can't leave because they live with someone who has it. So all nine girls are locked down together

in a flat called the White House. If you know Dunedin, you'll know the White House. If you know Auckland, you might know the White House. Not that White House, okay? Not nine girls in that White House, okay? We have four of the girls on the phone with us this afternoon and we're going to take a virtual tour of what a nine-girl ISO flat is like, especially in Dunedin.

Maddie, pick a room and that's where we'll go first. Let's start with Maddie. Maddie's in the bathroom. Okay, we'll go live to Maddie. Maddie, come in. Hello. Hi, Maddie. So you're just hanging out in the bathroom at the moment?

Yeah, yeah. It might be a little bit echoey, but yes just hanging out in the bathroom at the moment Yeah, yeah It might be a little bit echoey But yes, I'm in the bathroom Have you got it or are you a close contact? Oh, I've got it Oh, you've definitely got it How are you feeling, Maddie? First of all, are you doing alright?

Yeah, I'm coming out of it now So I'm on the good days Were you the one who got it? Did you bring it into the White House? No, luckily I wasn't, but we all pretty much got it at the same time. Name and shame. Yeah, name and shame.

Who do you think you got it on? Who was it? Oh, you might be speaking to her soon. Oh, okay. We're going to go and investigate. Okay, Maddie, stay with us in the bathroom. We may need to come back to you. Where do we go next, Maddie?

Let's go out into the balcony. Okay, we'll go outdoors for some fresh air. Indy, hi. Hi. we go next, Matty? Let's go out into the balcony. Okay, we'll go outdoors for some fresh air. Indy, hi. Hi. Indy, was it you? No, it wasn't me. We reckon it was you, Indy. We're looking at a photo here.

Are you on the main balcony or are you on one of the balconies upstairs? There's only one balcony that wraps around. That photo on the article stuff. Yeah. Right there. That's where you are.

That's where you are. Okay, have you got it or are you a close contact? I haven't. Oh, you've got it. Actually, have you all got it now? Has it got through all of you? All nine girls in the flat? No.

Literally still three. There's three? They're taking wraps every day. There's three left to go. It's only a matter of time, right? Yes, definitely. How cocky are they, those three? I think they're superhuman.

Yeah. Hey, Indy, how's it going? Like, is anyone getting on your nerves? Do we need to hear it out, like, listen it out today? Why do you think I'm outside? Okay, perfect, Indy, thank you. I think we need to go inside again and check out what's going on in there. Let's cross live to the kitchen of the White House

where nine girls are isolating for COVID-19 symptoms or otherwise. Molly's with us. Hi, Molly. Hi, Molly. Hi. Now, are you either the girl that's annoying Indy or are you the girl that brought COVID into the house? Maybe she's just mad at me because I got COVID first.

Oh, Molly. It's you, Molly. Your patient X. Oh, did we lose her? Have we got Molly still? Molly. Oh, that's scary. Ben, we got Molly still? Molly, oh, that's scary after. Ben, check on Molly.

Rest in peace. Grace, Grace, are you there? You're in the bedroom. Grace? Yeah, I'm here. Can you run into the kitchen and check on Molly for us? Is Molly okay? Yeah, I can hear them yelling.

One second. Okay, yeah, head down there. Head down there. Although, do you want to leave? Like, do you want to leave where you are? Well, I'll go upstairs. Or were you quite happy chilling in the bedroom? Not sick of her just yet.

They want you back. Did I still go on the same line? Hang on, we'll see if we can bring you both in. We've got Grace. Have we got Molly as well? Molly? I'm back. Oh, God, we were worried that you died.

Oh, Molly. We were terrified. Sorry, not this time. We were terrified. So, guys, what do you do? What are you doing to keep yourselves entertained? A 1,000-piece puzzle. Yeah, that's good.

Great. Yeah. And that's about it. What's the TV show that's kept the whole flat going? I don't think the nine of us could agree on a TV show to save our lives, to be honest. Yeah, okay. Is it a nine? It's what I want to know, because this is, if you've just show to save our lives, to be honest. Yeah, okay. Is it a nine?

It's what I want to know, because this is, if you've just joined us, we're talking to the Dunedin flat. It's called the White House. There are nine girls isolating there. They all live there. Is it a nine-bedroom flat, or do some of you have to share a room?

Nine bedrooms. Whoa. How many toilets? Three. Three, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, not too bad. All right.

Yeah. Hey, Molly, who's got the most annoying habit in the flat? Oh, the most annoying habit? I'm in a position of power right now. I don't know, Grace telling us that she's better than all of us because she doesn't have COVID. Maybe. Grace, are you the one

who doesn't have it? Yeah, I don't have COVID. I'm just stuck in here. Yeah, you're stuck in there with all these others. And are you absolutely riding high on your moral high horse? Yeah, but I'm like the flat nurse at the moment. So, I mean. Yeah, there's a responsibility that comes with that.

Okay, girls, well, good luck. We hope you guys come right soon and you can get out of that house. Nine people stuck in a house, most of which have COVID. It can't be a fun time. But it's a time you remember for the rest of your lives, won't it? Molly, I cannot believe what you've done to your friends. I'm terrible, I'm terrible. No one go anywhere near Molly.

Welcome back to the DILF Factor, everybody. It's our new game where it's your job to figure out are these hot male celebrities DILFs or not? A.K.A. have they got kids? Or are they childless? Childless, absolutely. Yeah, not necessarily single, but they could be childless. The referee of the DILF factor is producer Anastasia.

Hi, Anastasia. Hey, guys. Today we've brought help on board for you, Maddy. You'll be playing alongside Janine. Kia ora, Janine. Hey, Janine.. Hey, guys. Today we've brought help on board for you, Maddy. You'll be playing alongside Janine. Kia ora, Janine. Hey, Janine. Good afternoon, guys. How are you both?

Good. How are you, Janine? You sound delightful. Oh, thank you. A bit nervous. No, don't be nervous, Janine. Have fun with it. Do you enjoy a delf, Janine?

Well, I do no comment there. You're familiar with the term though, Janine. Do you know what it means? Yes, yes. A person with no kids is celebrating with no kids. That would be a non-DILF and a DILF would have the kids. I think we get the gist. She gets it.

Let's play. Anastasia, please present the first man for the record. We need three correct answers for you to walk away Let's play. Anastasia, please present the first man for the record. We need three correct answers for you to walk away with some KFC chicken dollars. Okay, Janine? Okay. Okay, good. Anastasia.

Your first male celebrity is George Clooney. He has kids. No, I don't think he does have kids, Janine. He's married, but I'm pretty sure I don't think they've had kids before. Maybe lock one in, please. Or do you think he does? What do you think? Whatever you... Oh, Maddie, that's a hard one.

What are we locking in, guys? I'm going to need an answer. Okay, go. Okay. No, wait. No, wait. They have. You're right, Janine.

They had kids. Okay. He's a delf. We'll lock it in. He is a delf. Oh're right, Janine. They had kids. Okay. He's a DILF. We'll lock it in. He is a DILF. Oh, that was so close. You were saved by Janine there. That was so close.

I need to trust. Sorry. I'm so sorry, Janine. I need to trust you. No, no. Don't be sorry, Maddie. Don't be sorry. Some twins.

Okay, you're on the board, guys. You're on the board. Well done. Let's go to male celebrity number two. Drake. Are you familiar with Drake Janine? Yes, I do. Yes.

Yup. What do you think? Kids or no kids? I've got a no kids vibe from Drake. Yeah, let's go no kids. No kids. Not a delf. He's not a delf.

That's incorrect. He's actually a delf. He's not a delf. That's incorrect. He's actually a delf. He's got a son. He had a secret kid. Yeah, a secret kid. A couple of years back. Yeah. I think he did.

Okay, one right, one wrong. That's okay. You're still in the game, guys. We'll move on to our next celebrity male, John Cena. John Cena, the wrestler. Oh, he's definitely got a head cut. I reckon. Yeah. Cena. John Cena, the wrestler. He's definitely got a head cut. I reckon. He looks way too fertile,

doesn't he, Janine? Yeah, too good looking. Too good looking, too strong. You couldn't not have a kid with John Cena. You'd get pregnant just looking at him. So we're locking in Dilf? John Cena is not a Dilf. No, Janine.

Oh, my God. Recently announced he's still on the fence about it. He's got a partner. I think he's married. Janine, I feel like I'm letting you down here. It's all right, guys. We've got a few more. It's all right, Maddie.

We can do the next one. Yeah, you're right. Your next male celebrity is Childish Gambino, or Donald Glover, as his real name. He's got child in the name. Yeah, good point. Does he have a kid, though? Oh, we've got 50-50 chance here.

We do. All right, guys, I'm going to need an answer. Love it, Janine. I would usually say I like those odds, Janine, but it hasn't done well for us so far. No, that's true. Janine, I'm going to take your lead on this one. What do you want to lock in?

I will go with kids. Kids. Kids. Delph. You're correct. He does have kids. Childish can be known. He's a Delph.

That's another point. All right. Here we go. To win the chicken dollars, you need to get this one correct. Okay. This is the final Delph or no Delph, Janine. The final one,ake gyllenhaal sorry he's a very good looking person isn't he janine isn't he just but i don't think i'll give

you a hint he's unmarried i don't think he's got kids all right, we'll lock that in Maddie No DILF That's correct Janine, congratulations You and Maddie just won the DILF Factor And $50,000 Thanks Coming out to you Janine Oh lovely, thank you guys

You're very, very welcome She really brought a wholesome edge To the DILF Factor, didn't she? Janine. Oh lovely, thank you guys. You're very, very welcome. You're good at that Janine. She really brought a wholesome edge to the dill factor didn't she? Brianne Clint with Maddie back in a second. Brianne Clint. So there's 10 years between my sister and I. Older or younger? She's younger. Got it. So

my pop culture references are very unique because I've of course got the things that I was really into growing up but then there's this weird So my pop culture references are very unique because I've of course got the things that I was really into growing up. But then there's this weird period where I spend a lot of time watching things that my little sister was watching as a kind of a toddler.

And one of those shows, so many people out there will remember very vividly, High Five. Who could forget High Five? So colourful, so active. And yeah, you're right. Whether you're a millennial or a Gen Z-er, it was on TV when you were growing up. Totally. And it

was kind of one of those things that even if you didn't want to, you just couldn't help but miss it. Like it was just always there. Yeah, totally. But I probably paid a little bit more attention to it because my sister was glued to the screen watching it. And she would have been watching it around two, three, when she was a toddler,

which meant I was about 13. And it was definitely at a time where I was starting to kind of figure out what I was into. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. It was definitely a very formative kind of time period. You're getting flustered just thinking about that.

And this is what happened to me because one of the guys from High Five, I always found very attractive. Nathan. Oh, yes. Nathan Foley? Nathan Foley. And I know I'm not alone. I know that there's a lot of people out there whose first kind of

sexual awakening is with Nathan from High Five. He opened your eyes to a whole new world. And now look at me. I'm engaged to a man all because of Nathan from High Five. You're giving Nathan all the credit. Yeah, wow.

Well, if I hadn't seen him, who knows? Yeah. But then a funny thing happened because this was, I mean, we're talking 2000 High Five was around. Yeah, yeah. So that's 22 years ago now. Yeah, you're talking 2000. High Five was around. Yeah. So that's 22 years ago now. Yeah, you're a 13-year-old boy. Yeah.

Yeah. And now Nathan Foley is trying to have a bit of a musical comeback. Yes. So he's gone into kind of pop rock. Yes, I've seen this. Yeah. And he's released his debut album. And so we got pitched him as a guest on guest on breakfast yep and i said great i love

this and so i said let's get him on the show uh so we had nathan on as a guest on breakfast and immediately as you saw before this is what happened to me it was like all of these 13 year old memories came from right back to me yeah yeah and. And I went bright red interviewing this guy. And I've got to say, still got it. He still got it? Still got it. He's charismatic. He's cute.

Absolutely. And he's got this kind of, yeah, because he's kind of releasing rock music now. He's got this like bad boy edge to him a little bit. So you had these feelings. You interviewed him. Did you tell him about it? No, no, no, no, no. I kept it very professional. So you had these feelings, you interviewed him. Did you tell him about it? No, no, no, no, no. Very professional.

So you've never told Nathan how you feel? Well, I didn't tell Nathan specifically, but you know, on breakfast, I share a bit of my life. People know who I am on the show. The team that I work with know who I am and they could see me getting flustered during the interview. So I said, thank you. Thank you so much, Nathan.

Said goodbye to him. Thought he'd been disconnected from the feed. And then Jenny May said to me, you've gone bright red. And so I told the story. Turns out they hadn't quite disconnected Nathan's feed. No! So Nathan Foley heard the entire thing are you sure he heard the whole thing yes and I know this for a very very good I guess good reason because I then got a message from his publicist to say, you have inspired us to make new

merch for Nathan. And lo and behold, she sent me an image of a t-shirt that is in the mail coming my way that says, Nathan Foley was my first love. That is perfect.

And you're right. You're not the only one. There'll be a market out there for that. I know I'm not the only one. But you've never had the chance to say it to his face. Well, no, but now he knows. And now he's bloody making money off it

by selling merch. Off my prepubescent crush. I would hate for you to not live that crush to its full potential. So please welcome to the show this afternoon a man who's been on hold for the last five minutes.

Nathan Foley from High Five. What? Why do you keep doing this to me? Now I've heard everything. I'm so sorry, Nathan. Hello. No, no, no. How are you? How are you? I'm so good. We've had Nathan lined up for the last week to come on the show.

I didn't know you were going to go that far in depth with it. I'm mortified. No, no. Look, I understand. It was the colourful tight clothes, wasn't it? That's what did it. Look, I don't even know where to go with this. Nathan, look, you were just a very attractive man at a

very formidable age for me, alright? I totally understand. You know what, it's one of these things that show we've like, we were raising children back then, education and music. And young adults, it turns out. And now we can add sexual awakenings to the whole mix.

Yeah, I feel like I've sullied your reputation here. No, look, it's okay. People watch the show for different reasons. Now I know your reason. It's fine. Hey, Nathan, you're a great sport about this. Thank you very much for joining us on the line. Nathan, I feel like I need to do you a favour.

So can you plug your music, please? So this is not the only reason we got you on the show. We'll do it for him. We'll do it for him. You have to go and check Nathan Foley out on Spotify. I'm mortified. Thank you. I've got a couple of singles out there,

but I've got a brand new album coming out this year. So just keep an ear out for that. Oh'm mortified. Thank you. I've got a couple of singles out there, but I've got a brand new album coming out this year, so just keep an ear out for that. Oh, Matty knows. He's hoping it comes with album artwork, actually. Like a full fold-out poster. Well, the T-shirt is on the way anyway. Thank you, Nathan.

Thank you, Nathan. We appreciate your time. That's Nathan Foley from High Five, everybody. Sorry, I didn't know that you were going to... I cannot believe you did that. I didn't know that you were going to... I cannot believe you did that. I didn't know you were going to relive the entire watch and all experience.

The whole time he's sitting there on hold, I'm like, oh God, I'm starting to feel like a bad friend. I'm sweating. I am actually drenched in sweat. We've got to do this topic. We've committed to it now. We've got to do this topic We've committed to it now We've got to do this topic

0800DALZM Who was the celebrity that was your first crush That opened your eyes to a whole new world You could come on and tell us And maybe we could secretly have them lined up on hold To surprise you as well I need to leave. Bree and Clint.

I think Maddie might be reassessing our entire friendship at this stage. That is hands down the most mortifying moment of my life. If you missed it, Maddie had a very vulnerable and honest conversation with us about the person responsible for his sexual awakening. It was kind of my first big crush and probably first guy crush as well and it was

Nathan from High Five. Unbeknownst to Matty, Nathan Foley was waiting on hold to come on and talk to you. On reflection, do I think it was a bit mean? Yes. Did I think you were going to go as far into depth about the crush as you did?

No, I had no idea that you were going to lightly go, man, I had such a crush on that guy. I was trying to paint a picture for the audience. I thought that was what I was meant to do. It is, and please never stop doing that. I apologise. As soon as we went to the break, I just said, I should have known said I should have known

I should have known that was what was coming I'm a sucker helping us out by being here what a pack of a-holes look we did put the question out there at the end

there was a lot going on but we asked who was yours who was the person responsible for your sexual awakening and you were so honest with us Manny

I need to be honest with you mine was Minnie Crozier from Shortland Street I get it responsible for your sexual awakening. And you were so honest with us, Matty. I need to be honest with you. Mine was Minnie Crozier from Shortland Street. I get it. Right? Totally. Am I alone in that?

Definitely not. She was in a copy of the TV Guide. And did I keep that TV Guide for three years in my bottom drawer? Absolutely. I have such a crush on Minnie Crozier. Someone else has said Caroline off Shortland Street. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Shortland Street. Oh, yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, Shortland Street had a lot to answer for in the 90s. Yeah. Someone's called in anonymously. They're not ready to stand behind theirs yet.

Hello, anonymous. Hi. Hi, how's it going? You good? Are you all right? Yeah, good, good. No, sorry. I can't give my name on air

because that might be a bit embarrassing. I might get a bit mortified. But it has to be Zach from Hanson, the youngest of the three brothers. The youngest. Growing up in the 90s, yeah, closer to my age. Yeah, right.

You weren't a Taylor fan. No, no. Do you know what? The first time I saw a photo of him, I actually thought it was a girl. I thought, this is the boy. Do you know what? We all do. I'm not even gay and Taylor was my sexual awakening. you know what first time saw a photo of him I actually thought it was a girl I did this is a boy do you have handsome or what

we all do we all Taylor I'm not even gay and Taylor was my sexual awakening yeah I was gonna say the amount

the amount of guys in early handsome days who had posters of them on their wall yeah that long hair very very guilty

have you seen a picture of the handsome brothers now anonymous no I haven't actually. I've got to say, still got it. Better back then? No, you picked well.

When I get home. You picked the right Hanson brother, I think. Oh, did I? Okay, good to know, yeah. Well, the oldest is a bit. We're in touch with him, actually. Oh, the oldest was pushing shit up LA. It's always the oldest.

It's like Kevin from the Jonas Brothers. And his name was Isaac as well. And then the hot one was called Zach. It was very confusing. The parents got bored, couldn't think of anything creative. There we go. There's someone out there for everybody. Freddie Prince Jr., but specifically from the Scooby-Doo movie.

Actually, we said that before and producer Anastasia goes, oh, hell yeah. So, it's definitely a thing. I get it. There you go. Can you go back to the topless photo of Nathan Foley? Nathan, are you still there? We should bring Nathan back on here.

Oh, dear. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Still there. We should bring Nathan back on here. Oh, dear. You know the deal. We figure out the number one song on your 16th birthday. We do that for three people, and then we play the very best one out in full. Here to play Birthday Banger first. Oh, no, Ben, we've lost one. Jump on that.

We'll go to Michaela first. Kia ora, Michaela. Hey, how are you? Good, how are you, we've lost one. Jump on that. We'll go to Michaela first. Kia ora, Michaela. Hey, how are you? Good, how are you? You're not bad. How's your day going? Yeah, good. Just got the kids from school about to do dinner.

All the use. Busy mum life, eh? Yeah, routine. No, we love routine. Give us your birthday, and we'll work out your birthday banger, Michaela. 5th of June, 1989. All right, Michaela, you were 16 on the 5th of June, 1995,

and this was the number one song. Huge banger. Great song. We played it one week ago right here on Birthday Banger. Sorry, I realized I said 1995. I meant to say 2005. You definitely weren't 16 in 95. You're right.

And this wasn't number one in 95. No. Yeah, yeah. Good song, though. Do you like it, Michaela? It's not bad. Not bad? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, cool. Wait there. We'll do a Birthday Banger for Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hi. Hi, Emma. Having a good one? Yeah, I've just finished work. Nice, nice. Go and enjoy the sunshine. Thursday, Thursday. You're going to get on it tonight, Emma. Hi. Hey, Emma. Having a good one? Yeah, I've just finished work.

Nice, nice. Got to enjoy the sunshine. Thursday, Thursday. You're going to get on it tonight, Emma? I'm probably just going to go home to my baby, really. Yeah, fair enough. Oh, yeah, that too. That's what I meant by get on it.

Yeah, yeah. Really get on that responsible parenting life. On that mum duty. Yeah, that's what I'm doing too, actually. Hey, Emma, when's your birthday? February 22nd, 99. Oh, so a few days'm doing too actually. Hey Emma, when's your birthday? February 22nd 1999. Oh, so a few days ago. Happy birthday for the other day.

Thank you. Alright, you were 16 on the 22nd of Feb 2015 and this was your number one song. Ellie Goulding. One of the last big hits from Ellie Goulding, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Fifty Shades.

Fifty Shades soundtrack, wasn't it? Yeah. Love Me Like You Do. Do you like it, Emma? Yeah, it's all right. It's not bad. It could be worse. Yeah.

I know what you mean. Yeah. It's a nice song, but you're not going to put it on at a party and everyone's going to go, oh, my God. Yeah. That song. Yeah. That's okay. You're not responsible for what it on at a party and everyone's going to go, oh my god. Yeah. That song. That's okay. You're not responsible for what was number one on your birthday. No, it chooses

you. We've always said that. Casey's here for our last birthday banger of the day. Hi Casey. Hello, how are you? You're really good. How are you doing? Great, thank you. Alright Casey, let's find out your birthday banger. When's your birthday? The 9th of May 1990. Okay, you were birthday? The 9th of May, 1990.

Okay, you were 16 on the 9th of May, 2006, and this was topping the chart. Shakira, Shakira. I can hear it in your voice, Casey. Is that a bit of you, is it? Nice, love it. Yeah, good. Okay, it's good vibes and your energy adds to it, so wait there.

We're going to choose between Black Eyed Peas, which won last week, which doesn't count it out, but definitely counts against it. Love Me Like You Do, Ellie Goulding, or Shakira's Hips Don't Lie. I've got to go with Casey's energy. I'm going Hips Don't Lie. I agree with you. Casey, congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger. Yay, thank you so much. I've been to go with Casey's energy. I'm going Hipster Live. I agree with you. Casey, congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger.

Yay, thank you so much. I've been waiting so long. Yay. Here we go. Coming out of what year, Matty? What's this? 2006. Brie and Clint with Matty.

This is Birthday Banger on ZM. No fighting. Shakira, Shakira. Brie and Clint. From tomorrow, the Alternative Commentary Collective No fighting. Shakira, Shakira. Free and Clint. From tomorrow, the Alternative Commentary Collective are commentating the second test between the Black Caps in South Africa and it's live on Spark Sport. And to celebrate, Jeremy Wells joins us in the studio.

G'day, Clint. G'day, Jeremy. G'day, Matty. Hello. I don't think we've had you in the studio before. What, have you had Matty in the studio before? Yeah, he's old hand. I fill in from time to time.

But you and I are like ships in the night at TVNZ. Oh, I know. Every now and then I'll see you in the dressing room as you're heading into radio and I'm getting ready for breakfast. We don't spend enough time in the dressing room. No. I spend way too much time with Simon Dallow in the dressing room. Me and Simon Dallow.

Simon and I, I mean, I know him physically, intimately. Right. Mentally, he's an enigma but you know physically i know every single part of him tv guide sexiest man of the year i think uh upwards of half a dozen times simon dello oh yeah well he's tall yes he's handsome he's authoritative he's got a brooding intensity about him as well does simon he really does there's a whole show to be made around the TVNZ changing rooms, I think. Because I imagine it to be like the Les Mills changing rooms. Just lots going on, like a celebrity hotspot.

Less action in the showers than Les Mills. Speak for yourself. I don't know what happens at night time, Jeremy, but you should see us on breakfast. Me and John Campbell. What a day. What a time to start. Come on, John.

Let's hop in the shower together. What have we got? What's the cuteness factor of the Black Caps team at the moment? Oh, pretty cute. Pretty cute. Pretty cute. Who should I be keeping my eye out for? I mean, there's one guy that we call the sexy camel, Tim Southey.

I mean, he's got hot eyes and he's got kind of a little come hither sort of a vibe to him. Okay. You know Accessible But hot I like that I like a hot guy that I think I could get You could definitely get him

Alright He wouldn't stick around But you could get him Definitely for one night Great That's all I'm after We have some Spark Sport subscriptions to give away So you can enjoy the ACC commentating the cricket

And I thought to do this We'd have a little game of Maddie vs Jeremy. You'll be playing four people. Holly, you're here. Hi Holly. Hiya, how's it going? Good. Jeremy's going to be playing on behalf of you and Carl, you're here as well. Maddie's going to be playing on behalf of you.

Okay, Carl? Sounds good to me, guys. Does it, Carl? I've picked questions particularly relating to your own wheelhouses, and today, Maddy, you'll be answering questions about cricket, and Jeremy, you'll be answering questions about Harry Potter. No pressure, but Holly and Carl really want a Spark Sports subscription. We start with Jeremy.

Jeremy, can you name one of the four houses of Hogwarts School of Witches and Wizardry? Witchcraft and Wizardry. Witchcraft and Wizardry. Dumbledore. Dumbledore is incorrect. I would have accepted. Actually, Matty, we would have accepted Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin. Nice try, though.

Sorry, Holly. Matty, question number one. Yep. Who won the inaugural one-day Cricket World Cup in 1975? Bangladesh. Gerry? Matty.

India. India. It was the West Indies. It was the West Indies. Jeremy, your second chance The third Harry Potter book Is Harry Potter and the Prisoner of A. Azkaban

B. Alcatraz Or C. Parimoremo Azkaban Nailed it Azkaban is correct I'm okay with the Māori choice Matty Which country was responsible for the infamous sandpaper cheating gate in 2018?

Okay, I do know this. The bloody Aussies. Good luck. Dirty cheats. The filthy Australians is the correct answer. Even someone who knows nothing about cricket knows that Australians are cheats. So let's go. Jeremy, which of the following is not a Harry Potter fetish item

currently for sale through the online marketplace Etsy? A Gryffindor BDSM Harry Potter inspired spanking paddle for $319. A Dumbledore his and his pleasure wand for $269. Seems reasonable. Or a Harry Potter harness for $56. I'm going to say a Harry Potter harness for $269. Seems reasonable. Or a Harry Potter harness for $56. I'm going to say a Harry Potter harness for $56. Unfortunately, that is an item

that you can get. It was the Dumbledore his and his pleasure wand. Right, Matty? Damn it. I was excited about the thought of that. Matty, for the win and to take a Spark Sport membership for Wait, who are you playing for? Carl.

Carl. Which of the following is not a type of bowling delivery? A dibbly-dobbly, a googly, or a Pakistani pile driver? Are these literal, genuine terms? Two of them are. A dibbly-dobbly. A dibbly-dobbly. A dibbly-dobbly is actually a cricket

delivery. Therefore it's a draw and Holly and Carl, you both receive a Spark Sport subscription. Congratulations! That's a good result. Wait, what was the answer? The Pakistani pile driver is not a cricket delivery. Sounds like it should be though. You can catch the AZZ commentating the cricket from tomorrow live on Spark Sport.

And we've got three more subscriptions to give away. If you would like one, you can text us now on 9696. Jeremy Wells, thank you very much. Thanks for having me. Thanks, Gerry. A research team from the Texan Christian University has investigated a potential link between physical attractiveness and the body's ability to fight off infection. Read, do hot people have better immune systems than the rest of us?

And do they? word by the way that we may be attracted to certain individuals with appealing physical traits due to a biological urge to seek a healthy partner something primal inside us that says i need to find a like a healthy breeder it is amazing when there are those things that still basically draw us back to cave caveman days totally it's like how survive this? Yeah. What are my best chances here? And why do hot people have all the advantages in life? And do they get immunity as well? So this is how the research worked, okay? They took 159 people

and they photographed each of those people with no makeup on and they also took a blood test from those 159 people. They then asked around 500 different people to rate all of those people on like a hotness scale based on their appearance. Just

appearance alone, just rank them. They found that the men considered to be the most attractive in the survey were found to have high functioning blood cells involved in fighting viral infections from the body. And they also found that the women in the study who were thought to be most hot,

they had blood that revealed slower growth of bacterium responsible for food poisoning and localized infections than other women. So hot chicks don't get food poisoning. That's what it's suggesting right now. Well, I guess at the end of the day we are we are bred to breed right yes yeah and hot people hook up more yeah okay yeah so therefore you need hot people to survive but i do hot people hook up more i don't know if that's actually true i don't know if that is true but if they did surely they'd be more prone to infection if you know what I mean. Yeah, right. Whatever it is, the data suggests that perceived hotness

correlates with higher immune systems, like a stronger immune system. So how often are you getting sick? Like, so much. Like, I woke up with a runny nose this morning. Actually, I shouldn't say that in the current environment, should I? I've been marched Out of the building I'm fine

I'm fine They also determined What the most attractive Feature on both men and women Was from this data Do you want to guess What it is Love to

What is the hottest feature So it's universal Across men and women What do people find Most attractive Eyes No not eyes No

One more guess Smile No not smile Facial symmetry The more symmetrical your face The hotter people found you Right So don't do that Instagram filter

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