ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint with Matty McLean Podcast – 25th February 2022

Episode Date: February 25, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast with Matty Where if you haven't got the podcast for the last few days And maybe you only consume this video in our podcast family each week And that's the only time you interact with us You go, hey who's that guy? That's Matty, we've got to wave to everybody Matty Oh my god, hi

Hi everybody, or is he over here? Anastasia, oh he's over there Oh that's my one, hi. Hi, everybody. Or is he over here? Anastasia. Oh, he's over there. Oh, that's my one. Hi. Hello. There we go. This is on Friday. We do an international birthday banger

where we get people to submit their birthday from around the world on our Facebook page and then we slowly get through them. People who can't call the show normally. Perfect. I love this. Ben, what's the running tally? How many have we done so far?

Oh, quite a few. Yeah. It'd be in the hundreds. In the hundreds? That's impressive, man. Yeah, what's the running tally? How many have we done so far? Oh, quite a few. Yeah. It'd be in the hundreds. In the hundreds? That's impressive, man. Yeah, I'd say so. Three a week for four years. I don't know.

I mean, you do the math. There's a lot of people in the list. I want to do the math. It's probably definitely over 500. Someone could do the math if they wanted to. I thought we only had 200 last year. I think it's in the tens of thousands. After you've done today's, I'll be able to tell you the math.

Yeah, that's good. That's good. We better do one then. Here it comes. Do you want me to do it? Yeah. Oh, man. Okay, everybody. First, we go to Sydney, Australia, where Nicole Anderson has submitted a birthday banger. Nicole's birthday is the 26th of November, 1992, which means she was 16 on the 26th of November, 2008.

And this was the number one song. Can't read my, can't read my, no, we can't read my, oh, this place. This was on the radio show today as well. And we didn't pick it. Is this a sign? Is this the universe saying, hey... Give Lady Gaga a chance.

Give her a go, all right? She's good. Trust us. She's going to be big. She's an unknown, but take a chance on her. She's a rough diamond. Okay, we're going to Cassie Hodges from Wollastown in Invercargill. Who knew, and this is going to sound very condescending,

who knew Invercargill had suburbs? I know. I thought Invercargill was just Invercargill. Yeah, that is very condescending. Of course it's got suburbs, but I'd never heard of one, so we're going to Wollastown. And Cassie's birthday is the 15th of September 1993, which means she was 16 in 2009.

And this was topping the charts. Banger. For our global listeners, Invercargill is way, way, way at the bottom of the South Island of New Zealand. It's where they filmed The World's Fastest Indian. Correct. That's where the movie is set, right? Correct. With Anthony Hopkins.

Yeah. Did they film it there? Yeah, I think so. so Yeah on the salt flats Or maybe salt flats Or did they Beach He did it on the beach And then went overseas

To race on the salt flats Yeah Okay shout out You guys are great Stevie Parnell From Cambridgeshire Well that sounds fancy Doesn't it

Cambridgeshire Do you reckon that's how They say it mate Yeah Cambridgeshire Cambridgeshire In the you reckon that's how they say it, mate? Yeah, Cambridgeshire. Cambridgeshire. In the UK, you get the last birthday banger of the day. Stevie was born on the 6th of January 1994, which means she was 16 on the 6th of January 2010,

and this was the number one song. Don't stop, make it pop. DJ, blow my speakers up tonight. I'ma fight till we see the sunlight. This is from 2010. That's confronting. I know, right? This is 12 years old. I mean, to be fair, it was the first we'd ever heard of Kesha, right? Yeah, yeah, true.

But still, where did that go? I know. The numbers are in. We have done 268 international birthday banners. Wow. That's a lot. Go us. Is that including the three that we've done today, Ben?

Yes, it is. Yeah. It is? Yeah. Okay, good. I think we've got to go. Oh, I'm going to vote for Lady Gaga. Okay.

I was going to vote for Black Eyed Peas. Well, you can. We're just going to split vote. Yeah, I'm going to go Black Eyed Pe Peas Well you can, we'll just go split vote Yeah, I'm going to go Black Eyed Peas Okay, Ben, adjust the thingy so we can come to you How's that? Yeah, you get the decision, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? Well

Spoiler, Lady Gaga pops up today on the show, so I'm going to go Black Eyed Peas There it is Well done Cassie Hodges and Invercargill or as they say in Invercargill

Invercargill purple work shirt turkey burger at the Gore War Memorial have a great weekend everybody thank you for getting the podcast

Maddie's on with us again next week while Brie's still off filming her TV show bye see ya week while Bree's still off filming her TV show. Bye. See ya. See ya. 3, 2, 1 It is Brie and Clint With guest host Maddie McLean G'day everybody, welcome to the show It's Brie and Clint with Maddie filling in for Brie

On a Friday, it's Friday Jams Day, that's good So I'm just laughing because I'm reading the text machine And poor Georgia Yeah People constantly try and troll her Oh, is it still happening? It's still happening Okay, so read us one out Even though we know that you're not being tricked Constantly try and troll her. Oh, is it still happening? It's still happening.

Okay, so read us one out, even though we know that you're not being tricked. Shout out to Mike Hunt. It was construction in Greymouth. I know you're going to read that one. You told me to read it. I thought you might censor it a bit. You're a live television guy. I thought you would.

Sorry. Should I not have done that? Am I getting fired before I've even started this job? They can't fire you. You're in a casual contract, so don't worry about it. Today on the show, we're going to do a Friday Okie. Matty has selected the immortal Robbie Williams for us to say. How did you go in your record for this?

Well, I went in hot. Yes. Much like I have at the start of the show. That's not to say I did well, though. Mr. Hunt does not get a shout out on this show ever, okay? I went in hot, but yeah, I'm not sure that it came off the way that I thought it was going to come off in my head. Have you heard the finished product? I have not.

Okay, neither. We'll hear it together at 5 o'clock for Friday Okie. We'll also add one more item to our cart today at 4 o'clock, and we'll give you a shot at winning the brand new Honda Jazz just before 6 o'clock this evening. It's such a good car. We'll start the show with Tradiverse Lady. If you'd like to play, you can call us right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. And this Friday Jam is purely for me.

I've gone down a big paramour wormhole recently. I mean, that's fantastic. I can see how you can get down there. Right? Yeah. So here's a Friday Jam hand-selected by me. It's That's What You Get on ZM. So, Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Okay. Tradie versus Lady. Okay, Tradie versus Lady time. The ladies are in front ever so slightly. 12 games to 11. Are we going to go into the weekend with a tie game? Well, that's up to our Tradie today. Let's meet our Lady first.

She's from Tamaki Makoto. She's 22 years old and she's stuck at home with COVID Oh no Welcome to the show Grace Hi Grace How are you doing? I haven't been there It's definitely not a walk in the park

You sound scratchy and congested Oh god Grace I feel like I just caught COVID over the radio How many days into it are you? Oh, God, Grace. I feel like I just caught COVID over the radio. How many days into it are you? I stayed at home from Monday and then I got some tests on Tuesday. So, like, four days. You've been diagnosed since Tuesday, so maybe you're over the worst of it.

Hopefully. Okay, let's meet your competition today. They're a lady tradie. They're from Dennyverk. They're 22 years old and they have two alpaca. Welcome to the show, Sophie. Hi. Hi, Sophie.

Is the plural of alpaca, alpaca or alpacas? Oh, I've got no idea. But what are they like? What are they like as pets? I'll be honest, they're not everything they cracked up to be. They don't actually like me. It's a bit rough. They kind of spit at you.

Are they like that llama off, what's that movie? Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon Dynamite, yeah. Stop it. I actually called one of them Tina after that movie. What does he feed her on that movie? Is it lasagna? Yeah, something like that. Eat your lasagna, you stupid llama.

Something, okay. Sophie with the alpaca, your buzzer is tradie. Grace, your buzzer is lady. First person to three correct answers gets 50 bucks, thanks to KFC. Good luck, girls. All right, question number one. US President Joe Biden has condemned Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

Who did Joe Biden replace as president? Trudy. Lady. Sophie. That would be Donald Trump. Got it, Sophie. Speaking of stupid llama. Very good.

One point to the tradies on that one. Sitting around eating lasagna these days, isn't he? Yeah. Question number two. Were today's COVID cases in the 10, 11 or 12,000? 30. I heard Grace first. 12,011.

Got it, Grace. And Grace is one of them. Yeah. I'm so sorry, Grace. That's why she knows the number. All right, question number three. A US blog has published an unverified report

that the Queen has died and is refusing to take it down. How old is Queen Elizabeth? 94, 95 or 96? Trudy. Yes, Sophie. I want to go for a complete guess. 96?

No. Grace, there's two other options. What is it? She's 95. Well done. Two points to the ladies. One more, Grace. Question number four.

Apparently, we've been pronouncing Lindsay Lohan's name wrong all this time. It's Lohan. Name the movie Lindsay appeared in as a kid. The parent what? Lady. Yes, Grace, for the win. The Parent Trap. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Well done, Grace. Congratulations. You needed a win this week, Grace, and you got it. You've tested positive for a tradie versus lady victory. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Congratulations. Thank you.

It's great on a hangover. I wonder how it is on COVID. You should check it out. Hopefully your taste buds are working, right? Yeah, yeah. Actually, it's cash as well, not just KFC chicken dollars, so spend it on whatever the hell you want. Exactly.

Treat yourself, Grace. Brie and Clint. Maddie, you've done a lot of live TV crosses in your time. Some good, some bad. I was going to say some very memorable ones too. Didn't you break into Government House one time? Yeah, I jumped the fence once. That's right.

That's where the Prime Minister lives. Yes. And I was broadcasting live from outside there for a completely different reason. It was just a random news story that I was reporting on and the host of Breakfast at the time. You may have heard of him, Paul Henry. We got talking about how low the fence was

and he suggested that someone could easily jump over the fence. I'm highly, highly susceptible to peer pressure. And so when he suggested I see if someone could, in fact, jump over the fence, I did. Of course, why not? Turns out they don't love it in fact jump over the fence, I did. Of course, why not? Turns out they don't love it when you jump over the Prime Minister's fence. Absolutely not. And I almost got arrested on live television.

You found a chink in their armour. You found a flaw in the security system. The elite security system. Actually, there's a lot of protests in Wellington at the moment. Let's not talk about security failures in government houses. My advice is not to do it. Good. This is a completely legal, completely innocent live TV cross fail,

but it's cute. There's a guy who reports for the ABC in America. His name is Miles Harris, and he seems like he's relatively new. Right. Like, I don't imagine you being on TV is still a novelty for your mum, right? No, she's over it. No, she doesn't even watch anymore.

No, she's over it. This still seems like it's an exciting thing for his mum. So this is Miles Harris lining up his big live television cross to the ABC network. He's in Ohio when somebody he knows drives into shot. Take a listen. Did you record that? Hi, D'Angelo. Hi, baby. D'Angelo is the cameraman. She's saying hi to everybody.

Look, I get it. If your kid has worked this hard to get on TV and finally he's making his debut, you're proud. You're proud, yeah. You're a proud parent. She just needed to drive on the other side of the camera. She needed to drive around the back of the camera. She drove straight into the shot. Hi, baby.

But it's cute. My kids ever get on TV? That will be me. I'll be there. Oh, my God. That's my kid. I made them. I made them.

I made them. That's me. Cute. Bree and Clint. COVID is absolutely blasting us at the moment. It's everywhere, mate. You can't escape the thing. I'm sick of talking about it.

It doesn't mean that has anything to do with the, like, it doesn't matter if you're sick of it. There's 12,000 cases today. They're literally sick with it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. We're sick of it. Some people are sick with it.

It's going to get really tricky for businesses and employees and bosses around the country. A little bit easier with the changes to like close contacts. They're now only household contacts, right? Yeah. But still, I mean, 12,000 cases today. So many people are getting COVID.

That means so many households are going to have to isolate. We're still four or five weeks away from the peak as well. So what does that do to workplaces around the country? Some restaurants in Auckland have begun closing their doors. The very fancy Prego restaurant in Ponsonby, or as Matty calls it, the local, closed its doors because they can't staff it at the moment. There's a story today about a cafe in Tauranga

where customers have actually pitched in to keep the doors open by doing the dishes. And joining us on the phone from Tauranga's Mereterano Cafe is Jo Brown. Hi, Jo. Hi, how are you? Good. How are you doing, Jo?

God, what a time, right? Oh, it is absolutely crazy. Absolutely. You are joking, right? Your customers are not doing dishes for you, are they? They actually are. It was really weird the first day they came out and put all my tables out on the footpath and one just grabbed his pinny and went out the back and started doing dishes. And I'm like, no, you don't have to do that, buddy. And he's like, I want to do it. And people were clearing tables.

Customers were clearing tables. That's incredible. Hey, and I saved wages. Yeah. How many staff are you down by at the moment, Jo? 12 out of 16. So you have 16 employees, and 12 of them are currently isolating. They were isolating until the changes happened at midnight last night.

So you got them back? I've got all of them back except the chef that had COVID. Oh, he got the COVID. Yeah, right. He got COVID. So basically he got the COVID and wiped out all of the Saturday, Sunday staff. Yeah. Jo, that says so much about your business though, that the customers,

because there are so many cafes where you go in, you order your coffee, you leave, that's all you think about. But these customers clearly care about you guys a lot. Yeah, I guess I've been here for nearly 20 years and there's probably 50 people that come seven days a week, twice a day. Wow. Yeah, so it's a very local base

and I guess we are like a family. Well, they're proving that, for sure. But I give them shit too because the dishwasher, the dishwasher was like talking to the customers and I'm like, mate, that is not where the dishes are. Are you cracking the whip on your free labour, are you, Jo? He was leaning, and I said, yeah, got time to lean, got time to clean.

You're bloody brilliant. I've been thinking about ways that you can pay these people, because obviously times are really tough, and you're up against the wall at the moment. Have you thought about maybe giving them, next time they come in, give them an extra stamp on their coffee card? Oh. You know?

If I'm paying, they're paying. I love it, Jo. You're ruthless. You're a savvy businesswoman. That's a compliment. A savvy businesswoman. You guys are close. No, it's, yeah, sorry.

The Paul Rutherford that was doing the dishes, I said to him today, on a serious note, can I please buy you lunch? And he got quite snotty and said absolutely not. Like he got, he did not want anything for free. And internally I said, perfect, great scenario. Yeah, you're a few because I didn't actually want to buy you lunch. Hey, Joe., I said, perfect. Great scenario. Yeah, you're a few because I didn't actually want to buy you lunch.

Hey, Jo. To be honest, no. Yeah, great people. And like Maddie said, it says a lot about you guys as well. So well done on running such a place that people actually want to chip in to get you through. And we hope that-

Thank you very much. It's like there's lots more to come. And we hope you and all the other cafes, because we can't survive without our coffee and our piece of cake in the morning, you know? So you've got to get through. We really appreciate it. Perfect. Thank you very much.

Hey, Jo, just quickly, would you hire them? Absolutely not. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. This is one of those Simpsons predicts stories. They're everywhere. Yeah, they've had some really, really good ones,

like Trump becoming president. Some people say they predicted the iPod as well on my phone. This one is the latest one that people are saying the Simpsons managed to predict. The war between the Ukraine and Russia. Wow. So this is an episode saying the Simpsons managed to predict, the war between the Ukraine and Russia. Wow. So this is an episode of The Simpsons from 1998 called Simpsontide. And the scene that I'm about to play you that they're saying predicted the war

is where there's a United Nations meeting and the person who is the Russian ambassador to the United Nations says they want to bring back the Soviet Union. Have a listen. The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vassal. The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up. Yes, that's what we wanted you to think.

I mean, it's pretty good. Yeah. But at the same time, who didn't predict a war between the Ukraine and Russia? True, although it was in the late 90s. I mean, it wasn't like... 1998, yeah. It wasn't like it was six months ago. Maybe then you could go, well, obvious.

And when you see it, it involves tanks, and it's the same as a lot of the imagery you're seeing on the news at the moment. So I don't know, maybe The Simpsons did predict Russia invading the Ukraine. Who knows? So good. Yeah.'t know, maybe The Simpsons did predict Russia invading the Ukraine. Who knows? So good. Yeah.

Not the war, The Simpsons. Not Putin. No. There's the latest. Brie and Clint. Can be tough being single, right? Totally. I mean, it's been a while since, well, you especially were single.

But, you know, if you're flying solo and you need something done that requires maybe like a two-person job or just something you're not very good at, who do you call on? We talked about this earlier in the week, even just making the bed. Yeah. Like if you've got a queen-size bed and you've got to put a fitted sheet on, you don't understand your own privilege if you're in a couple and you make the bed together.

Running from one side to the other, constantly. That's reason enough to get shacked out. Exactly. I've said this before, the real reason people get into relationships, somebody to make the bed with. Totally. And so that every now and then someone else empties the dishwasher. Yeah, true.

Because isn't that the most painful job? I hate it. You open it and it's full, but it's clean. And then you just close the lid and you go, I'm going to pretend like I haven't seen this. Well, Nicole Peaver from New York is single. And she needed some shelves installed in her apartment. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, she wanted like a bookshelf. Okay. On the wall. So she got the bookshelf ready to go, but they were like on brackets on the wall. Yeah. Not a job she was willing to take on herself? No. So she asked a handyman, she put the word out to a handyman

to see if someone could come and do it for her. Yeah. And I said that like it's a job I'd be willing to do myself. I'm not, it's not. Yeah, I did. I'd get a guy on. And I say that like it's a job I'd be willing to do myself. I'm not. It's not. Yeah, I'd get a guy on. When I was single, I had a mirror like a full length mirror that

sat on the floor of my wardrobe forever. It was meant to be wall mounted. Yes. Right, I got it. I just didn't trust myself. No. And neither did Nicole. So she thought, well, I'll see if a handyman can come and do it. And a handyman quoted her $200 to come and hang these shelves. Whoa, yeah.

And she's not, you know, she does fine for herself, but she was like, I'm not willing to spend that much money on these shelves. Yeah. So instead she went to Tinder. And she thought, well, I can get two things possibly out of this. I can find a guy to go and have a nice dinner with, and then I could also try and find a guy to have a nice dinner with who is willing to come and hang my shelves afterwards.

Yeah, right. And she did it. She did. She had a nice, successful date with a guy. Yeah. She put it to him, would you be willing to come back to my apartment to hang my shelves for me? And he did.

And he was like, that's a euphemism. Yeah, exactly. He's like, I'd love to hang your shelves. I know what that means. And he was like, that's a euphemism. Yeah, exactly. He's like, I'd love to hang your shelves. I know what that means. I've got shelves at my house where they are particularly well hung. Well hung. Very well hung shelves.

Anyway, he gets back there and it's actual shelves that he needs to hang. Okay. Well, I mean, he's agreed to it. Please tell me he followed through and he was a gentleman and he hung the shelves. He followed through. Yeah.

And she documented it on TikTok. Unfortunately for the girl, well, unfortunately for both of them, I guess. For Nicole who wanted her shelves hung. Yeah. And for this guy who was clearly trying to impress the girl by hanging the shelves. Yeah. He hung them upside down. So she ended up with upside down shelves.

And I mean this in the nicest way possible. She got what she had coming. Exactly. I would say those are not well hung shelves. And that's not what you're looking for either in your shelves or from a Tinder date either. Upside down. Oh, I'm looking at them now.

Those are very ambiguous shelves. I would hang them that way. But obviously that's a brace that's meant to go underneath. Again, why you shouldn't get me down your shelves. Yeah. I would hang them that way, but obviously that's a brace that's meant to go underneath. Again, why you shouldn't get me to hang the shelves. Yeah.

It's pretty hot though, I reckon, someone doing some work. No, not him, I mean the act. Oh, sorry. Doing some DIY. He's fine, yeah,

but the act of doing some DIY early in the night is very hot. Very attractive. I once, I'm not afraid to say it, I once fixed a bed for a girl that I was seeing. How early in are we talking?

Like, third, fourth date. Wow. I fixed her bed. What, did she have some loose knots? Well, full disclosure, I broke the bed as well. But that's a whole other story. Write yourself. I broke the bed.

I fixed the bed. I fixed the bed. I have never received so much kudos as I did after doing that. And I've got to tell you, I made it up completely. I just went to Mitre 10 and I bought, you know, those nails that are on a strip and you put the strip up and you bang all of the nails in? I don't know if the bed survived much longer, but, you know. Well, it's four o'clock in the afternoon,

so we won't get into what kind of kudos you got. What sort of nailing? Excuse me. We're meant to be talking about something else. I thought we could take some calls this afternoon on DIY fails, particularly from your partner. Great. So your partner comes in,

got all the confidence they need, and they're like, yeah, I can take care of that. Not a dating situation. Any partner, they're like, yeah, I can take care of that. Not a dating situation. Any partner. They're like, yeah, I can do that. Turns out you should have got a professional in. 0800 dials at M or text us to 9696 this afternoon. We want to know your partner's DIY

fails. Oh, they'll be there. Oh yeah, totally. You had to pay more in the long run to get it done. You had to pay someone to fix what your partner fixed. Let us know. Dob them in. Oh, $800 at M.

Maddie's telling you how to get work done around your house. All you got to do is get a Tinder date to do it for you. Exactly. This girl in New York needed her shelves hung. Yeah, not a euphemism. And so she went to Tinder. She needed her pipes checked stop it she

she needed a job done she needed something to look under the hood she needed a job done and so she went to Tinder to get a job done it was shelves real shelves too

she needed some shelving done and her Tinder date did it for her To get a job done. Yeah. It was shelves. It was shelves. Real shelves too. She needed them hung. She needed some shelving done. Yeah. And her Tinder date did it for her. But he screwed it up. He hung the shelves upside down. Upside down. Your one opportunity to impress this girl.

I imagine him standing next to his upside down shelves that he's just hung really proud of himself. And he's going, so? Can I have a pash now? And she's like, they're frigging upside down bro and he's like what do you expect it's free labour

exactly I hope she paid for dinner I mean she was exploiting him he screwed it up it's tit for tat even if it was tit for tat Lynette's here hi Lynette

hey how are you good happy Friday we want to know your partner's DIY fail this afternoon dob Dob them in. What happened? Okay, so my husband noticed that the pantry doors were off culture, like the handles weren't

straight, so him and his mate decided, oh, we'll whip the door off and plane one end of it and that'll fix everything. So they took it off, went outside, thought they were real cool with their plane and everything and, you know, power tools and everything. Decided to, yep, grab some off. Went to hang it back up and realised that the plane's the wrong end of the door.

Brilliant. I've got an important question for you on this DIY attempt. Before anything happened, Lynette, you said he noticed the door handles were off kilter. Had you noticed anything? Like, did you notice an issue at all? Yeah, but he's one of those people that wants to do shit straight away, so I just decided to ignore it because if I told him he'd want to do it sooner. So do you have uneven pantry doors now or do you just have no pantry doors?

No pantry doors. That's a trendy look, isn't it? We sold the house with the uneven. You sold it with the uneven? We sold the house with the uneven doors. The ironic part is his other brother's a builder, so if we'd waited a couple more days, he would have done it properly. He would have been fine.

Yeah. I love the idea that the pantry doors were so rooted, you had to sell the whole house. Oh, you've stuffed that up. Also, why wait a couple of days for the brother when you can do it yourself? Obviously, DIY. Yeah. Bryony's here.

Hi, Bryony. Hi. What was your partner's DIY fail? So we were repainting the walls and it was like old jibs. So my partner tried to rejib the walls before we started painting it because it was going to cost like $500.

But I ended up doing such a shit job and now we have really ugly walls. And do you remind him of it every single day? He actually reminds me of stuff. I feel like walking to a room and he goes, man, these walls are shit. I love the idea because jibbing and plastering is actually not an easy thing to do.

Like there are jibbers and plasterers whose whole job it is to make walls look smooth and your partner's like, pfft, 500 bucks. I can do that. Quick two-minute YouTube tutorial. Easy. Well, good. At least you know your limitations going forward.

Finally, Megan. See, I'm Megan. Hello. How's it going? Good. What happened? A few months ago in the last lockdown, I couldn't reach one of our mirrors that was hung up on the wall,

so I asked my partner to clean it because he's like a foot taller than me. I left the room and then I came back and he was using like a dish scourer and dish soap. So the whole mirror was completely destroyed. It was scratched everywhere. He cleaned

a mirror with like steel wool? Yes. That's not even a DIY fail, that's just like an IQ fail. Are you sure you're with the right man? Yeah, deal breaker. That's a deal breaker. Leave him. Are you worried that you're dating a big dummy? Well, usually he's actually onto everything

but this is just, yeah, not his moment. Or do you think he did it as a way of saying to you never make me do anything again? Never make me do this again. Because that is a male tactic. Maddie's right. Guys will do a terrible job of the first thing they're asked to do, like cooking, so that their partner goes, oh, don't worry.

They never have to do it again. Yeah, don't worry, I'll just do it from now on. Yeah, yeah, well. True, maybe I should hit him up about that, see if there was anything behind it. Yeah, cleaning with steel wool. You need to check what he's using for a loofer in the shower. The man may be stripping his skin off. That's terrifying. Thank you, Megan, for your call. I love this text.

My ex of 13 years was nicknamed Half-Ass Nick. It's every job he did needed some sort of fixing up later. There you go. They walk among us, everybody. That's why, and if there are any tradies listening, they'll back me up. Just get the professionals in, man. Swallow your...

Dude, swallow your pride. Get someone in. They'll do a much better job than that, and you won't have shitty looking walls. Kia ora. I'm Simon Pound and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but.

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follow Business is Boring wherever you get your podcasts. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Sparklab. uh russia overnight has invaded ukraine crazy right i heard that news update at four o'clock that said it's the largest invasion in europe since world war ii it's absolutely bonkers yeah and a really big deal so this is where i i'm glad you're here because it's clearly a big deal but i think a lot of new zealanders don't necessarily understand how big a deal or because it's clearly a big deal, but I think a lot of New Zealanders don't necessarily understand how big a deal or why it's such a big deal. And I get it. There's so much going on in the world right now.

Yeah. And especially when you feel literally so far away from something like that, it's easy to go, oh, I don't care. Not another thing. Yeah. Not my problem. It's your job to care about it, though. You were anchoring TVNZ Breakfast this morning.

It's the number one news story in the world. So can you explain the Russia-Ukraine conflict to us? I'm going to give it a go. Go, cool. So conflict between Russia and Ukraine has been going on since Ukraine separated from Russia, which was at the time called the USSR. That happened in the early 90s. So this is a

long time. Right, okay. But they used to be part of Russia. They used to be part of Russia. They used to be part of the USSR. Yes, exactly. They separated. They became their own states and countries. Yeah. But it's always been a little bit fraught. Titchy. Yeah. And then in 2014,

Ukrainians got rid of their president at the time who was super chummy with Russia. Right. And Russia went, we're not loving this. And so they invaded this region in Ukraine called Crimea. Yes. And they took over Crimea.

That's on the border, right? Correct. Of Russia and the Ukraine. Which actually covers quite a lot of ground. Yeah. Like the border between Russia and Ukraine is really long. Justin Timberlake wrote that song about it, Crimea River, right? Stop it.

It's literally the border, the Crimea River, right? I don't know if that one's factually correct, but sorry, you carry on. I'll fact check that later. But yeah, that invasion was huge. And that was in 2014. And since then, like 14,000 people have died. Whoa. Yeah.

Okay. So it's huge. Yeah. So this isn't like an overnight thing. This has been going on for a really long time. Yeah. Recreating the Justin Timberlake joke. Not great.

That's okay. We'll let it slide. And so Ukraine since then has been like, this isn't cool. Yeah. We can't be having this. And so Ukraine Since then has been like This isn't cool Yeah We can't be having this So they wanted to join NATO Which is like a big Collaboration of about 28

28 European countries That have formed this like military alliance It gives them coverage right Against a superpower like Russia Totally It means that they There's a deterrent for Russia to invade A a bit of protection yeah uh but russia really don't want ukraine to join nato um partly i think because they like the idea of being able to maybe reform the ussr but

also they don't want these big military operations so close to their border yeah so they've been trying to get all these european countries turn down Ukraine's application to join NATO. Yeah. You with me? Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah. But everyone else in Europe's like, no, let them join. Like more the merrier.

Come on board. Come on board. Especially because Russia is seen as this big superpower. Yeah. So they're like, we'd love to have Ukraine on board. Balance it out. Absolutely. A bit more maybe, yeah.

So now Russia's like, we can't let this happen. We're going to invade Ukraine to stop them from joining NATO and take control of Ukraine. Which is crazy in 2022 that you think a country will just go into another country and go, we own you now. Yeah.

Which is effectively what they're trying to do, right? Like if Australia said, we want New Zealand and then just push their way in by military force, like it doesn't... It seems crazy. And especially when you think of it in terms like that, right? Yeah. But this is literally happening

and looks like it could quite easily happen. Like it would not surprise anyone if Ukraine just became part of Russia now. So the big tension is also, right, is any of the other big Western countries like the UK or the US going to do anything about it, right? Totally. And all of these Western countries have said,

we're not going to engage in any kind of military operation. No, because everyone's got nukes. Yeah, exactly. And also, things have changed. They're not just going to send in their army and their military into an unnecessary battle that could likely result in a huge number of deaths. So instead of sending in military operations,

they've just gone naughty. Naughty, yeah. Snapped on the head. We're going to cut off your, I don't know, we're going to make it hard for you to trade with the West. Exactly. So they've all imposed actually quite heavy sanctions on Russia, shut down banks and that kind of thing, like banking operations

so that they can't have overseas banking operations going. They've stopped funneling money into big projects that Russia wanted to be responsible for. So there are some quite big things that they've done. And essentially they're trying to kind of isolate Russia so that Russia goes, crap, we can't do anything without all of this money kind of coming in and stuff.

But it's kind of like, who knows whether that will be enough to put a stop to it. Because inevitably, Vladimir Putin, the leader of Russia, would have gone, well, this is exactly what's going to happen. Yeah, I know what to expect. I know what to expect. I'm willing to do it anyway. Exactly.

And he has done it. And he has done it. And there's been like, they're saying there's been more than 100 Ukrainians have died in the last 24 hours. Yeah. Possibly more. Yeah. And it more. Yeah. And it's just crazy.

Imagine going from just wandering the streets in your country one day. To being shelled by Russia. And literally having to go underground into your subway stations to take shelter. Yeah. Crazy. It's fascinating.

And there are so many pictures, like crazy pictures coming out of that as well. So hopefully that gives you a bit of an crazy pictures coming out of that as well. So hopefully that gives you a bit of an insight into why all of that is going on. Totally. Because like Matty said, it's so far away. It is so far away, but it is really important. And also I get it like, you know,

you go to a dinner party and your smart friend is talking about something and you get lost and it goes right over your head. Happens to me all the time. Now you got a bit of back. Now you got, yeah. Just take a little, one or two of those facts, not the Justin

Timberlake one. And then they go, wow! And you go, thank you, my friend Maddie McClain. Exactly. Perfect. Time for the one second song challenge. Maddie's second ever one second song a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Matty's second ever one second song challenge and he's coming off a win as well. Also, is he?

Are you singing that, Ben? No, that's sound keeper Gary. Oh. Right. Legend. Legendary. Good singer too. He'd be good on Friday.

You're coming in with momentum. You won your first ever One Second Song Challenge. Can you go back to back though? Yeah, I feel like I struck it lucky last time. We're about to find out if it's a fluke. Let's meet our team members. Ethan's here. Hi, Ethan.

Hey, guys. Hey, man. Would you like to join Team Maddie, who has come off a win, or Team Clint, who, you know, tried and true, baby, old faithful? We'll go Team Maddie, who has come off a win, or Team Clint, who, you know, tried and true, baby. Old faithful. Um, we'll go Team Maddie, please. Yeah! Okay. Ouch. Should I keep that momentum?

Jess, you're on Team Clint, which is great, right? Love it. Yes. I'm ready. Yeah, me too. I'm so ready. Nice faking there, Jess. Anastasia, lay down the law. So this is the one second song challenge. I'll play the start of a song.

The first person to buzz in with the correct title and artist wins their team and themselves a point. First to three wins. You two will give it a go first, and then Ethan and Jess will give it a go. This week's songs are number ones from the year when Maddie was 16. 2003? Yeah, 2002.

2002? Yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, so you guys all happy with that game rules? Yep, good to go. Cool. All right, boys, you'll be up first. Let's hear song number one.

Clint. Shakira. But which one? Five, four, three, two, one. Don't lie. I know it. Do I get to? Yeah, give it a go.

Can I steal? Yeah. It's Shakira, Whenever, Wherever. No! The other Shakira song. Damn it! Sorry, Jess. I was halfway there.

No problem. You're going to get it for us this time, though. You're going to pull it back. I am. All right, Jess and Ethan, this round's a little bit different than normal. It's a little bit tough, so I'm going to accept just the song title

or just the artist, okay? Ooh, okay. Your names are your buzzers, guys. Let's hear song number two. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't know this.

Just the title will do. It's a yummy song. Goes good on chips. Oh, my God. Big bottle of red sauce. Ethan. Yeah. Ethan. Yeah. Ethan.

Salsa. Oh. Ketchup song. Ketchup song. Oh, there she is. Yes. I really like Ethan's attempt. Yeah.

And I see where you were going with it, Ethan. Yeah. But Jess, well done. You got us on the boards. Yeah. Yeah, okay, one and all. Awesome. Very late, though.

Very late. That's all right. We'll go back to Maddie and Clint. Let's hear song number three. Maddie. Ooh. That is Atomic Kitten, Tide Is High. Wow.

You were hot on that buzzer. Well done, Maddie. I would have said Sugar Babes. Yeah, I said Sugar Babes the first time I heard this one. For all saints. Being gay is paying off. Yes, well. Did you say being gay is paying off?

Being gay. Oh, being gay. All right. We're going to go back to Jess and Ethan. Ethan, if you get a point here, you could win it for your team. Sure. Ethan, hopefully it's a nice big straight anthem. All right, guys.

Let's hear song number four. Ethan. Appleveen. Comicated. Oh, he didn't buzz in, Jess. Oh, I forgot to buzz. Ethan, what is it? Hopefully Ethan didn't hear you.

Ethan? Ever Levine. What's the song name? Oh, no. I was about... Okay, Jess, what's the answer? Oh, no. Complicated.

Ever Levine, complicated. The comeback of the year. You've kept us in it. What's the score? What's the score? We're currently sitting at a tie, 2-2. Oh, okay. All right, it's Maddie versus Clint for the decider.

Let's hear a song. Oh, that had so much tension. That was... My heart is racing. Yes. Let's hear song number five. Go, Benny! Oh no! Obviously Eminem.

Yep. Five. No, don't put pressure on me! Three, two, one. No! What's the name of it? Is it just Slim Shady? No.

Is it the real Slim Shady? No. Without me. Oh, Ethan, well done. Well done, Ethan. And with that, the 50 KFC chicken dollars go to team Maddie and Ethan. Yes. Congratulations, guys.

Boys. Nice work, Ethan. Without me. Sorry, I don't know whether I was meant to say anything. No, you were. Honestly, we were floundering. Someone had to win it. There we go.

That's the one second song challenge. Well done, Maddie. Two wins in a row. Thank you. Bree and Clint. This is a real interesting one, though, that came out of the internet this week on Reddit. Someone posted, am I the a-hole? Because they've taken their mum to task,

and the internet is calling mum narcissistic. But is she? This person has broken ranks with the family and said, I'm over it. I can't do it anymore. Since I was a child, my mother has expected us to buy her presents on our birthdays.

So when the kid has a birthday, the mum wants the presents. So the mum goes, I gave birth to you. I carried you. I carried you. I raised you. I raised you. I clothed you. I fed you.

When you say it like this, it actually sounds kind of reasonable. Doesn't it just? But it's not the way, right? Mum has her day to be celebrated. It's her birthday. Exactly. And she has a backup day as well. Mother's Day.

Totally. And for me, every day is Mother's Day. I celebrate Mother's Day. My mother. That wasn't meant to be dodgy. I mean, my mother, my wife. So is it too much? Is the mum being unreasonable? The internet

thinks so. But I thought who are we to comment? Two men. Two non-childbearing men. Neither of us are mothers. Neither of us have carried a child before. Two men who will never push a child out of our downstairs. So I thought we need to get a mum

on. So please welcome to the show your wonderful mother, Tracey. Hi, Tracey. Hi, how are you? Hi, Mum. Hi, Matt. How are you? I'm great, thank you. Have you got a gin in hand? Just poured one because it's close to five.

Friday. Yeah, Friday my day off. So, yeah, just poured it. And it's a to five. It'd be Friday. Yeah, Friday my day off. Fair enough. So, yeah, just poured it. Fair enough, Mum. And it's a beautiful day down here. The lake looks like glass. You're in Queenstown, aren't you? In Queenstown, yeah.

Maddy's got an important question because we needed the opinion of a mum for this conversation. So, Maddy's got an important question to ask you. Mum, do you think that on my birthday you deserve a present? No, why? No, definitely not. Well, there's a mum on the internet who says that on each of her kids' birthdays they should buy her presents because she did the birthing and the carrying.

Oh, yeah, well, good point. But no, no, you've got to celebrate. You've got to celebrate your kids' birthdays. And it gets harder the older they get. But to me, it's a special day. Why does it get harder? Why does it get harder? Well, because, you know, your kids move away from home

and they've got their own lives and you're just trying to think of something. You don't know what to get them up, do you? No, no, sometimes I don't. But you say I'm hard to buy for. You're a very good gift giver, Mum. And I think you and I have come to a mutual understanding that if we can't figure it out, a bottle of gin will do the trick nicely.

Absolutely. Or a voucher for a nice meal out next year. Exactly. But look, I would understand if you wanted something on my birthday trick nicely. Absolutely or a voucher for a nice meal out. Exactly. I would understand if you wanted something on my birthday because it wasn't easy with me, was it? No, no. 36 hours, mate. 36 hours.

Yeah. It was that big head, eh? It's only gotten bigger. Eight pound ten. So yeah, it took a... Yeah. Hey, Maddie. Eight pound ten. So, yeah, it took a... Yeah, yeah, she wasn't easy. Did Dad at least get you a bloody gift afterwards? Good question. Did people buy push presents in the 80s?

Oh, one of the few times I ever got flowers from your father. Yeah, count them on one hand. Three children. All you had to do was push Maddie out of your vein. That's all it took to get flowers. Hey, Maddie's mum, we really appreciate you. Enjoy your Friday dinner, okay? Have a great afternoon and a lovely weekend.

And it's been a blessing ever since, right mum? Yeah, absolutely. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki. I love Friday-oke.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-oke! All real testimonials. True.

Those that you heard just there. I don't doubt it for a second. People bloody love it. And last week when we didn't do it, because I was between co-hosts, you know, I had a bit of Bree, I had a bit of you, there just wasn't time.

We didn't do it and we got messages saying, you've got to make Matty do a Friday Okie. So this week, Matty has stepped into the lion's den and taken on a song of his choice. What song have you selected for us for Friday Okie, Matty? Well, I was, look, it was a hard decision to make, but we talked about this guy earlier on in the week, and it got me thinking about some of his absolute bangers,

and I thought this one would be a really good song for Fridayoke. Robbie Williams, Rock DJ. I don't want to rock, rock DJ. DJ. And the stage is already going, rock, DJ. DJ. Anastasia's already going off. Wait.

It's got good juju, right, Anastasia, this song? Got a lot of late night Saturday in town. Yeah, Denny Dolan's vibes. Yeah, the music video up on the PowerPoint. The bog Irish bar in Christchurch vibes. Oh, shut up. Right? So if you like this, Anastasia, just you wait.

As is tradition, those who choose the song go first. Oh, okay. So, Matty, we're about to hear your Robbie Williams rock DJ. Any final messages you need to put out there? I'm so sorry. Let's do it. Here it goes, everybody. You can't vote until you've heard them both,

but here's Matty doing Ruby Williams. Yes. We got soul, we got everybody I've got the gift, gonna stick it in the goal It's time to move your body Babylon back in business Can I get a witness? Every girl, every man Houston, do you hear me? Ground control, can you feel me?

Need permission to land. I don't want to rock DJ. But you're making me feel so nice. When's it going to stop DJ? Because you're keeping me up all night. Not bad. Thank you so much. You can actually sing.

Look, that was a lot of practice in the shower for that one. Was it? Is that what you do? Yeah, and the acoustics there sounded really good. Ben, that was good, right? It's one of the better ones we've had, yeah. Also, how refreshing is it to have a different voice on Friday Oaky? Yeah, one that's in tune is nice. Oh, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

Okay, fine. Challenge accepted. That's Maddie's Rumi Williams. You can't vote until you've heard them both, okay? And what if mine's really good? I mean, yeah. You know, what if mine's really good? I'd steal the victory, right?

Good luck. Well, I haven't heard it either So here we go This is my rock DJ You can vote Straight after you've heard both Me with the floor show Kicking with your torso Boys getting high And the girls even more so

Wave your hands If you're not with the man Can I kick it? Yes, you can I got You got We got everybody I've got the gift Gonna gonna stick it in the goal.

It's time to move you by day. Babylon back in business. Can I get a witness? Every girl, every man. Houston, can you hear me? Ground control, can you feel me? Need permission to land. I don't want to rock.

Rock. DJ. DJ. But you're making me feel so nice. When's it going to stop? Stop. DJ. Because you're keeping me up all night.

I mean, it gets quite high in some bits. It gets... Like, deceivingly high. Yeah, I wasn't prepared for it, I don't think. I had it in my mind how it was going to go and then all of a sudden you're hitting this high note. I also don't remember putting on a British accent, but it turns out that I did. So does that count towards me or against me? If you

want to vote, I know 800 dials it in. We'd love to get you on. We need five people to come on and tell us who is the winner of Friday Okie. Is it me, or is it Matty in his debut performance that has the best Robbie Williams this afternoon? If you give us a bit of feedback too, you're in to win yourself some free KFC this

afternoon. The best feedback will score that and we will have a winner of Friday Oki, Robbie Williams edition. Free and Clint. The results of Friday Oki. Friday Oki! You just heard two very, very good renditions of

Robbie Williams, if we do say so ourselves. Yeah. Like very good. I feel like we gave it our all. Yeah. Almost indistinguishable From the real thing If we do say so ourselves Totally Maddie sounded like this

When's it gonna stop Stop DJ Cause you're keeping me up all night Oh good grunt at the end there Thank you I was actually quite proud of that Yeah And mine No that's not my one This is my one Oh, good grunt at the end there. I was actually quite proud of that. And mine.

No, that's not my one. This is my one. Oh, okay. They had to choose that bit of my one for the replay. Oh, come on. We've got five votes and some feedback. Brooklyn's here. Brooklyn, happy Friday Hey lads, how you guys doing?

So good, Brooklyn What did you think of our Friday Okie attempts this week? It was brilliant, to be honest, I think I thought that Matty actually surprised me I found myself harmonising against him Wow, okay Yep But I also found myself harmonising against him. Wow, okay. Yep.

But I also found myself laughing at Clint. So what's more powerful, the harmonies or the laughter? Who gets your vote? Well, today I'm going with the harmonies. I'm going with Maddie. Yes. Well done, Maddie. Thank you, Brooklyn. Have a great weekend.

Pam, to your cure, Pam. Hi, how are you? Good. How are you doing, Pam? Yeah, I'm doing good. I'm really torn because I love Maddie. Yes. But I'm going to have to vote you, Clint.

Because I was too good, right? Oh, you had that gaunt thing in your voice. You were sounding all sexy and all that sort of... All sexy even? Pam! Okay, let me just get it clear, Pam, because my ego needs this. No, no, no. Mine was so good that you're willing to turn on Maddie that you love and vote for me.

Is that right? Yeah, I hate to say it. Oh, Pam, I thought we had something special. But I love Maddie. I love Maddie. I thought we had something special, Pam. Okay, thank you, Pam. I appreciate it.

Thank you. Sexy even. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi. Hi. Who are you voting for this afternoon even. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi. Hi. Who are you voting for this afternoon, Maddie or me? It was a bit of a struggle.

So normally I would go for you, Clint. But I feel like Maddie just hit some of those deceivingly high notes. Yes. Perfectly. So I'm going to have to go with Maddie today. Thank you. It was a pretty impressive debut performance, eh? It really was.

It's something Mariah Carey practice I've been having over the years because she's very hot. I'm three years deep and I still sound like that. You've just walked in here. Okay, thank you, Emma. It's 2-1 to Maddie. We've got two votes left. Caitlin's here. Happy Friday, Caitlin.

Hi. Hi, happy Friday. Who are you voting for? Well, I really wanted to vote for Maddie because, you know, beginners like and all that jazz. But I think Clint really just put in a bit more effort. That's my British accent, eh? You just really tried.

Yeah, I did try. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, thank you, Caitlin. You've taken us to deadlock and there's one vote left. G'day, Nick. G'day, how's it going?

Good, man. Do you like Robbie Williams first and foremost? Was this a song for you? It sure was, actually, yep. I'm a big fan of Robbie. Yeah, it's a banger of a song, going? Good, man. Do you like Robbie Williams first and foremost? Was this a song for you? It sure was, actually, yep. I'm a big fan of Robbie. Yeah, it's a banger of a song, right? Absolutely, yep. You're going to decide the whole competition,

so do you have any feedback for us first? Denial. Yeah, no, it was pretty hard, but it was both pretty good. Yeah. But I would have to say that my vote goes to you, Clint. Are you serious? Yep. Oh, wow. I've got to be honest with vote goes to Euclid. Are you serious? Yep. Oh, wow.

I was, I got to be honest with you, I was not expecting that. And I know how much you hate to lose, Matty. I'm sorry. But, you know, I'm happy for you. Some songbirds you cannot cage. I don't want to rock, rock DJ. Just don't judge it off that bit there.

Hey, thanks, Nick. Have a great Friday, man. Have a great weekend. No worries, you too. Cheers. You want a Friday Oki again next week? Yeah. Well, I need to redeem myself, clearly.

It's my choice next week. I think I've got a bit of a Kylie Minogue vibe going on. Love it. Bree and Clint. You okay after the Friday Oki? You all right? Have you settled into it? Because you put on a brave face when we were on the radio.

Yeah, and then I said some terse words when we were in an ad break. But it was close. It was 3-2, you know? Yeah. I don't quite know what happened with your listeners there, but that's okay. Well, you'll get another shot next week is the good thing. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. I love when it's going well, it's our listeners. And when it doesn't go your way, it's my listeners.

It's like when you're a parent, right? Your child. Your child is playing up. Let's do a birthday banger. The number one song on your 16th birthday, Daryl's first. Hey, Daryl, happy Friday. Happy Friday, Sam. How you going? Whereabouts in the country are you?

Just on the way to Daniburg, actually. Good spot. Love it. Great spot. Good stuff. Okay, what's your birthday, Daryl? 16th of January 1993. Alright, Daryl, you were 16 on the

16th of January 2009 and this was your number one song. Can't read my, can't read my, no, we can't read them all.

Oh, bang it. You like that? Do you like it, Daz? Absolutely. I know my truckie mate Hamish should be loving that. Shout out to Hamish.

Shout out. Brilliant. Two, two. Two, two, Ham. Two boys getting down to a bit of poker face. Love out. Brilliant. Toot, toot, Ham. Two boys getting down to a bit of poker face. Love it. Let's go to Brogan for a birthday banger. Kia ora, Brogan.

Hello. How are you? Good, thanks. How are you? Great, great. Having a nice Friday? Yeah, not too bad. Perfect.

When's your birthday, Brogan? 8th of June, 1996. All right, Brogan, you were 16 on the 8th of June, 2012, and this was Topping the Charts. Flowrider. And Whistle. It's got a great drop, this song. Yeah.

Do you like it, Brogan? Yeah, absolute churn. I had a weird rumor that this song's not actually about a whistle. Huh. Have you heard that? Uh, no. No. I mean, I haven't had it confirmed.

Right. I just assumed it was about being a referee. Blowing his whistle, yeah. Well, it could be. It could be literal. Okay, that's a good birthday bang of Brogan. Wait there. We'll do one more for Adrian.

Hi, Adrian. Hi, boys. How you doing? Good. How are you doing? Oh, mate. Good Friday. Looking forward to a? Good. How are you doing? Oh, mate. Good Friday. Looking forward to a good weekend.

Perfect. What have you got planned? Big plans? Oh, let's just see what happens. Roll the dice. Roll the dice. I love that. Is there a bit of accent we can hear in there, Adrian?

Yes, mate. I'm a pom. Oh, yeah, from the UK. Yeah, good stuff. Yes, mate. All right. Good stuff. Give us your birthday, and we'll figure out your birthday banger.

1st of February, 1988. All right, Adrian.. Give us your birthday and we'll figure out your birthday banger. 1st of February, 1988. All right, Adrian, you might like this one. You were 16 on the 1st of Feb 2004 and this is your birthday banger. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this. I don't know who you are. There you go. You must be some kind of... She's a Brit.

Jamelia? Yeah, she's one of yours, Adrian. Yeah, that's good. You like it? That's a good party starter. That's a good. Jamelia? Yeah, she's one of yours, Adrian. Yeah, that's good. You like it? That's a good party starter. That's a good party starter, yeah, and that's all you want out of a birthday banger.

I know, right? It was one of the original SingStar songs, I think. Yes. Yeah, that's where so many people know it from. Okay, wait there. We need to decide between Gaga, Poker Face, Flo Rida, Wessel, and Jamelia, Superstar. What is your gut telling you, Matty? It's so hard.

I think I'm, just because I haven't heard it in a while, I'm going to go Superstar. Jamelia. Really? I would have thought you were Gaga all day. I do love it, but I just typecast you. I've assumed too much. Jamelia, okay. Do I agree, Jamelia? Oh, I've got

good feelings about that Flowrider song. I'm going to split the vote today. I'm going to go Flo Rida, which means we'll go to Anastasia for a split vote. Anastasia, what's the winner of Birthday Banger? All three songs are up for grabs. Without a question, it's Superstar. There it is, everybody.

The winner of Birthday Banger for Adrian, all the way from the UK. Congratulations. Have a great weekend, man. Cheers, guys. Have a good weekend. You too. Roll the dice.

There you go. Straight out of SingStar, your birthday banger on ZM. Bree and Clint with Maddie. Bree and Clint. We're giving away a car, everybody. Win a Honda Jazz with ZM's Bree and Clint. Maddie's given away lots of cars in his time,

but I was saying to Bree, this is how you know when you've made it as a radio show. They give you a new car to give away. What an amazing thing to do for someone.

Yeah, right? Yeah. It's a life-changing prize. It can get you out of a sticky situation and this car in particular is very cool. It's a Honda Jazz

EHEV Lux. It's a hybrid. It can run on fully petrol. It's electric. It does everything you need It's a hybrid It can run on fully petrol It's electric It does everything you need it to do It'll save you money on gas And Jay, you can win it potentially If you choose boot or bonnet this afternoon Oh yay

What do you want to do, Jay? Do you want to go boot or bonnet? I will go boot Boot? What's your logic there? Why are you putting your name on the boot of the Honda Jazz? Just because that's my gut feeling. Your gut says boot, so we put your name on the boot.

You've got to trust your gut. Well done, Jay. We'll put you in the draw for that. You could be taking home a brand new Honda Jazz. Have a great weekend. Thank you. So we're picking one name from the boot One name from the bonnet And spinning a wheel

Yep And one of those two people Will win the car That's it If it lands on boot The boot person gets it If it's bonnet The bonnet person gets it

So I Text Message Like a lot of people Do you? I'm so unique in this way Whoa you're special Yeah I use my phone

To text and message people Tell us more About how you use this wonderful new technology So here's what you do, you get your phone There's this thing called a keyboard You use it, you type letters And you make words and then you send it off to people Amazing

But one thing always gets me Because I do have a little bit of a potty mouth Might surprise people Yeah, clean cut Matty McLean from the TV with a man du jour. Yeah. I'll say swear words. Will you, Jazz? Yeah.

If words? If words. Is words? Yeah, is words. C words? The occasional C word. B words? Oh, yeah.

I'll give you a B word from time to time. Okay, yeah. But if words in particular really trip me up when I'm using my phone. Yep. Because it often... Oh, the duck? Duck. Ducking.

You ducking idiot. Ducker. Oh, duck me. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. And often you're in a hurry, especially if you're writing furious swear words like that. You're in a hurry Especially if you're writing Furious swear words like that You're in a frenzy

You're coming in hot I saw something that said once When has anybody ever intended to write Duck you It doesn't even make grammatical sense Exactly, but you're in a hurry You send it off and then you go Oh duck!

I said duck Takes the heat out of whatever you're in a hurry, you send it off, and then you go, oh, duck. Yeah. I said duck. I said duck. Takes the heat out of whatever you're saying, right? But I have found a brilliant iPhone hack. Mm-hmm. So if you go into your contacts. Right.

And add a contact in lowercase that has the name duck with an F. Right. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Got it. Okay. Yeah.

Ducking, ducked, ducker. Put all those words as the title. Yeah. Yeah. What do you need? Duck, ducking, ducker. Ducked. Oh, ducked. Yeah.

That's a good one too. Yeah. All in lowercase, then your iPhone will recognize that you use that word right okay and so then it adds it to your vocabulary yes and so then when you actually go to use to type the word in your phone it will go oh oh i know what you mean this is his friend yeah yeah called duck ducking duck ducker yeah just don't add a phone number to. Because if you ever get a phone call from duck ducking mother ducker with Fs, your partner's going to go, um,

who's that? Yeah. Uh, hang on a second. Who are you ducking? Uh, wait one ducking minute. Who's calling you?

And then you go, shut the duck up. Play. Zed Ames, Brad Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays Who's calling you? And then you go, shut the duck up.