ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint with Matty McLean Podcast – 3rd March 2022

Episode Date: March 3, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody and welcome to a turbo Bree and Clint with Matty podcast intro. We were going to get Bree on today Oh But we've run out of, we're doing a turbo intro so we can't because Matty's got to go to the airport I'm so sorry, this is all my fault We'll get her on tomorrow Yeah we'll get her on tomorrow We can't leave the people without something interesting for the podcast intro, so quickly share an interesting fact about you that not

many people know. Go! Um, I... God, oh my god, what's a fun fact about me? I'm panicking. I'll go first. I'm panicking. I have a phobia of used fruit. Any fruit that has been eaten by somebody else, if it touches me, I'll

physically wince. Really? I'll have convulsions about it. And fruit that I've touched as well any fruit that's been open i eat my fruit too fast because once it's opened it's disgusting to me uh yeah i did see you got rid of your fruit pretty quickly earlier yuck yeah um i have a third nipple do you yeah where underneath my other one of my other nipples. Really? Yeah. A third nipple? Really? Do you want to see it?

Okay. Can I see it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hang on, hang on. Is it actually a nipple? Yeah. Is it really a nipple? I've never seen a third nipple before in my life.

There you go. It's tiny. If you were at the beach, I would just think that that was a mole or a freckle. I mean, you can't do anything with it. Well, you can't do anything with the other well actually that's true i have the world's smallest nipples did you know that about me uh yes because i saw that you're a bachelor of the year photo earlier this week oh yeah that's right and they were tiny freakishly tiny only two of them though yeah i'm not a big fan of my nipples actually if we're getting deep into it have you got big juicy suckers yeah yeah and they're quite um they're like fan of my nipples, actually, if we're getting deep into it. Have you got big juicy suckers? Yeah.

Yeah. And they're quite, they're like flaccid nipples. Oh. No, they just don't point. They're very like soft. What about when you get cold? They're soft. Yeah, then they go hard.

Yeah, right. I wish I had hard nipples all the time. God, this is really taking a turn, this podcast intro. Yeah. It's meant to be a turbo intro and this is stuff we should really talk about

at length here we are deep diving into our nipples yeah well between your larger nipples and your extra one

and my tiny nipples we probably have the standard amount of nipple between us yeah right like if you shared some to me and you gave me

some of your hardness we'd be we'd be we'd be perfect I'd probably wrap that up that's a good place to

sorry guys I'm so sorry guys we gotta go I've gotta give Matty some of my hardness and then he has

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bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye the podcast everybody good everybody welcome to the show Bree and Clint with Maddie we've just been having a talk about doing rat tests

and that sort of thing because they're in the pharmacies and supermarkets now if you can get them so everyone's going to start ratting themselves I've found an issue with it where, if you can get them. So everyone's going to start ratting themselves. I've found an issue with it where now that you can test yourself

and you're sort of expected to test yourself, I reckon there's a lot of people who are thinking themselves into having COVID. Totally. You're like, oh my God, I've got symptoms. I've got symptoms. I've totally got symptoms. The craziest thing though is a guy that I know tweeted today

and said he had a rat lying around, thought I might as well see what the fuss is about. For fun. For fun, took the rat with no symptoms and tested positive. See, that's wild. Crazy. That is wild. And that to me goes, yeah, we had 23,000 cases today.

What's the real number? What's the real number? What's the real number? Totally. Because if you get it, this is what I wonder too, if you get it and you're a family of four or whatever and you feel sick so you take the test, do you bother doing the rest of the family or do you all just go, oh, we've all got it?

Well, if you're a household, you've got to isolate regardless, right? Although, if you knew that all of your household had it at the same time, then you would all do the 10 days together. And all get out on the same day. Another person that I know was in a household. One member tested positive. They had to do 10 days as a whole household. Yep.

Finished the 10 days. Then another member of the household tested positive on day 10. And they had to do another 10 days. And they had to start the 10 days again. Oh, God. This whole situation is just a never-ending nightmare. What happens when we hit the peak? Does it get easier from there?

They're saying the peak is probably two weeks away. Is that when it gets easier? I guess so. Is that when it's less transmissible? Possibly. And you've had more people have had it, so less people are likely to get it from there. Yeah, God.

Who knows? What a bloody nightmare. Today on the show, we're filling the wonderful Jenny Sewell's cart from TVNZ. My friend. Your dance partner. The dance hero. The Beyonce of the group. Yeah, yeah.

Sorry to say that to your face. It's okay. It was literally the first dance we did. I realised what my place was It's good to have one in the group though Yes, but as someone who always considered themselves a Beyonce It was a very hard pill to swallow To find out that you were a

That I was the Kelly Rowland Or worse, the Michelle Williams Well, we'll put the last item in Jenny's card at 4 o'clock this afternoon You can win it at 5 o'clock If you're here for the free car, that's happening at 6 o'clock And we'll kick the show off today with Tradie vs Lady this afternoon. You can win it at 5 o'clock. If you're here for the free car, that's happening at 6 o'clock. And we'll kick the show off today with Tradie vs. Lady. There's 50 bucks cash

thanks to KFC up for grabs right now. I've got the questions ready to go. Give us a call. 800 dial ZM. That's the one. We'll play straight after. Lil Nas X. And that's what I want.

Brian Clint with Matty ZM. Brian Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Brian Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. We got her. We got her. We got our girl. Hook, line and sinker.

Clint and Maddie getting the ladies. Let's meet our lady for Tradie vs. Lady today. She is a 37-year-old busy mother of three from Rotorua. Welcome to the show, Sarah. Hi. Hey, Sarah. How is my hometown today? How's it going down there?

Yeah, good. Busy. Yeah. Good. Good. Smelly? No. No, you get used to it, right?

You can't smell it when you live there? You don't smell it. Tell you what, if you move away for 15 years and then you come back, you definitely smell it. But where's the different parts of town? Yeah, that's what I tell everybody as well. You've got to go to the good bit. Don't go to the lakefront. Okay, you're taking on our trainee today. He's 32. He's from Carpety and he loves frogs. Okay,

welcome to the show, Brett. Hey, Brett. Yo, what up? How are ya? Do we have many frogs in New Zealand? Yeah, we've got some native ones. We've got green bell, golden bell. Don't get me started, bro. We're not talking about frogs. Do we have any of those ones where you lick got green bell, golden bell. Don't get me started, bro. We're not talking about frogs. I don't want a competition. Do we have any of those ones where you lick the back of them

and you go on a psychedelic trip? If you're licking frogs, you're on a psychedelic trip. I'm getting high. It's like, bro, you're already high. Stop licking frogs. That is the perfect answer. You make a good point, Brett. Your buzzer is tradie, Brett.

Sarah, yours is lady. First of three correct answers is going to get $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Good luck. All right, question number one. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has revealed she forgot her anniversary with her fiancé, Clark. What's Clark's last name?

Tredy. Sarah. Gayfords. That's correct. I thought that was me. You just buzzed him with a whole lot of gibberish. Sarah. Gaphers. That's correct. I thought that was me. You just buzzed him with a whole lot of gibberish. Stumble over your buzzer. Sarah got it.

Let's go. Look at too many frogs. Question number two. Melinda Gates has opened up about her husband Bill's affair. What computer company did Bill Gates start? Brady. Brett. Microsoft.

Got it. Frog boy. Question number three. Cleanup mode is underway in Brisbane after massive floods this week. What Australian state is Brisbane in? Brady. Brady. Brett.

Queensland. That is correct. 2-1 to our tradies. You can win the game here, Brett. Question number four. Kim Kardashian has officially dropped West from her last name. What's the name of the TV show that she and her family appeared on? Yes, Sarah.

Oh, she's got it. She's got it. I could hear Brett. He was excited. He was on match point. I'm doing hot laps. I'm doing hot laps, but I'm real focused. And then you realise it was a Kim Kardashian question, and you're. He was on match point. I'm doing hot laps. I'm doing hot laps, but I'm real focused.

And then you realise it was a Kim Kardashian question and you're like, not in my wellness. Nah, but you knew it, Brett. I know you were there right along with me. All right. So it was a level. Match point. It's two apiece. Yes, this is match point.

One of you is going to win it right here. Question number five. The White Ferns kick off the World Cup here in New Zealand tomorrow. We're actually chatting to player Frankie Mackay later in the show. What sport do the White Ferns play? Ready? Brett? I would say Brett.

Yeah, I reckon Brett just. What's the answer? I think it's cricket. You think it's cricket or you know it's cricket? It's cricket. It's cricket? It's always cricket. It's cricket.

It's cricket. That was a tight game. We're taking a victory lap now, guys. We're going to have to slow down from walking back and forth. Siri, you were right there with him. You did so well. Well done, Brett. A win for the tradies this afternoon.

50 bucks from KFC is all yours. Sweet, man. This is interesting. I'm about to tell you what your dreams mean. Oh, God. There's been... It's like a study done by a betting company. Right. They've analysed the most commonly Googled dreams

across 180 different countries, spanning 392 different dream subjects. Are you someone that does this? Are you someone that analyses dreams after you've had them? I don't know what my dreams mean, but I am someone who has some quite vivid dreams from time to time. They've tried to figure out, one, what the most common type of dream is,

and two, what do those dreams mean? So first of all, what are the most common dreams? Here's the top ten. Number ten, fish. Fish? I don't know if that's fishing or being a fish, but it's fish. Number nine, cats. Number eight, money.'s fish. Number nine, cats. Number eight, money.

Okay. Money dreams. Number seven, this is quite common, I feel, teeth falling out. I don't think I've ever had a teeth falling out dream, but I know that it is common for a lot of people. And it means something. Right. We'll tell you what it means in a second.

Number six, dreaming about an ex. Yep. Number five, a cheating dream. Ooh. Yeah. That could be you cheating or your partner cheating. You know when you have a cheating dream that your partner has cheated on you and you wake up and you're mad at them? Yes.

Yeah, those dreams. Number four, the most common dream, travelling. Number three, snakes. Okay. You had a snake dream? No, more rats, but maybe it's a similar thing, you know, something that you're kind of fearful of. Yeah.

The second most common dream is being pregnant. Right. And the most common dream in the world, dogs. Huh. People dreaming about dogs. Falling. I would have thought falling would have been on there. I always have falling dreams.

Yeah, but is falling the subject of the dream or is it something that happens within the dream? Yeah, you're right. I guess it's something that happens within the dream. And they used to say if you don't wake up before you hit the ground, your spirit leaves your body. Did you hear that? No, I don't like that.

Yeah, that's what I've been told. So what do these mean? I've gone through and I've pulled out the most interesting ones. So first of all, what does being pregnant in a dream mean? It's linked with experiencing something new in your life and a hint that you are growing as a person doesn't necessarily mean that you're pregnant. No.

It's all about the wider meaning, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's all metaphorical. It's all your subconscious trying to tell you something. Snakes symbolise a struggle to make a tricky decision, perhaps bringing light to something that needs to be confronted in your waking life, something you're avoiding.

Okay. Cheating. This is what we care about. Yeah. What does a cheating dream mean? It's often perceived as the body's way of processing complex emotions about past events. So don't take your cheating dream literally.

Right. It's your body processing complex emotions about past events. Although sometimes I think you can read way too much into it. Like I did have an R18 dream about Vaughan Smith recently. Did you? And I think that's just because I find him hot. Do you think?

Sorry, I shouldn't have said that, should I? Or are you processing... And the state is looking at me very strangely. Complex emotions about past events. No, I think I just find him really attractive. Well, he'll be stoked to hear that. Can you save that clip for the moment? What if you're dreaming about an ex?

What does that mean? It'll be something about looking back at the past and you've got unfinished business or something like that. So according to this, dreaming about an ex could be a sign of healing. Your subconscious is trying to help you process your feelings and move on. Yeah, right. Yeah.

So it's bringing up something from your past and it's helping you move on from that thing. Yeah. But what if you're dreaming romantically about your ex or just an old flame?

You know, you're having a spicy dream about someone that you love. Is there meaning behind that? Yeah. That could be a symbol of passion

indicating that you're actually looking for more excitement in your life. Right. That you're a bit bored. If you're dreaming about it on flight. Spicing up in the bedroom. Yeah. You want a bit more going on.

Yeah. If you are dreaming about getting married, what does that mean? Oh, you're ready for like the next chapter or you're ready to take a leap of faith. Close. It's about commitment and it could be committing to take a leap of faith. Close. It's about commitment and it could be committing to a new job, committing to a new routine, a new friendship, a new hobby. The marriage is just a symbol of being locked into something.

Right. So that's what that means. What if you're dreaming about money? So this isn't saying if you're dreaming, like if you're having money problems, this is if you're dreaming that you have money. It's meant to symbolise self-confidence and self-worth. If you dream about money regularly,

it could mean that you're feeling rich in life. Oh, I like that. Do you dream about money? No, never. And if you're dreaming about your teeth falling out, this is what I really wanted to know. This is really interesting. So what do you think teeth falling out. This is what I really wanted to know. This is really interesting. So what do you think teeth falling out means?

You're trying to shed yourself of problems. Like you're trying to get rid of something that's bad in your life. I find this one interesting because it is such a common dream, but it's not something that happens to people, but it happens across different people, so it has to have a meaning.

It's something that human beings dream about. So if you dream about teeth falling out, it says it may denote feelings of self-doubt, frustration, or fear. Right. So it could mean you've got like a big decision that you need to make and you're second-guessing yourself, you're scared of doing something, or you're just really pissed off with somebody. Or you just really badly need to go to the dentist. Could be that as well, yeah.

So there you go. What if your teeth fall out while you're cheating on your partner with Vaughan Smith? Swimming in a bed of money. Sounds nice, apart from the teeth bit. Pretty big news for me today, Matty. This would be run-of-the-mill stuff for you, everyday kind of thing. But for me, this sort of stuff doesn't happen very often. What's happened?

I've had my first TV Guide interview. Oh, look, our boy's grown up. I have been featured in an interview in the illustrious publication, The TV Guide. That is... That's huge. That's when you know you've made it big time, right? Totally.

I don't know if I'm on the cover But I know that I'm inside the TV Guide It is amazing to me That the TV Guide has managed to last as long as it has It's endured absolutely Absolutely Yeah It is a big deal

I'll be buying a TV Guide for mum Oh you'll be buying multiple And making sure she has a copy Totally Yeah and for friends for Christmas as well Exactly I read through my TV Guide interview today

and I don't want to say it's an issue. Oh, okay. So this is obviously to promote the new TV show that you've got coming up. Yeah, it's all about 60 Seconds. The new TV show which launches this month, actually only a couple of weeks away. But what I've often found, and did you find

this as well, is when the TV Guide interviews you, it's quite a long interview. Big, long interview. They cover a number of topics. We weren't just talking about talents and talent scouts. No, we were talking about all kinds of things. There's one thing in my TV Guide interview, my big TV Guide interview, that takes up probably 50% of the article. And I love when they do this.

And is it always an off the hand, right towards the end of the interview comment that you made? I think so. Yeah. And then they turn it into the biggest talking point of the whole article. I'll read you the opening sentence of my interview. This is how it starts. Get a spray tan if they offer it to you.

That's the advice radio personality Clint Roberts was given by a workmate when she learned that he was hosting a new TVNZ

talent show and I'm like cool yeah definitely gotta mention the spray tan totally got one what an experience

I mean we all noticed it was hard to miss another line from the interview his radio colleague who mentioned the spray tan is Brie Thomasel. For the record, yes, he was offered a spray tan for 60 seconds, and he took it.

This is not the first time Roberts has undergone a spray tan. Brie Thomasel offered Clint a spray tan when they visited Los Angeles. So hang on. We're about a quarter into the article now And have they actually mentioned the name of the show you're on once? It's in the title Oh okay It's in the title

And I'm lucky that the title wasn't Clint Roberts Spray tan enthusiast Hosts new TVNZ talent show Yeah it's just a learning thing for me right? It's just a learning Totally But also they get you this way

because they get you comfortable. They ask you some nice global questions about the show. How was it? What's it about? What can people look forward to? Any interesting fun facts about it? The spray tan comes in and then bang. I didn't want to draw too much attention to the spray tan.

I was like, just make sure it's natural. Make sure it's sound. Like just people won't notice it. I just want you to have a look at the pictures they've included with the interview. Can you tell that I've had a spray tan? Very much so. Yeah, very much so. Well, if you want to see that, can I recommend you pick up a

copy of this week's TV Guide, everybody? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Deanee McCarthy. Zee's here. One of the stars of Friends lives in a haunted house. Oh, God.

Who's that, Zee? Courtney Cox. Now, it was a fabulous house, obviously, worth millions of dollars. But she had to sell it because it was haunted. Now, here's the thing. At first, you know, friends of hers came over saying that they felt, you know, ooh, a little like breezes of cold and like just felt like a presence in the room and things like that.

Then one of her friends who was staying over said that they saw a lady sitting at the end of the bed, of their bed, which, you know, scary, but it was this moment that made Courtney Cox go, I'm out of here. A delivery man came to the door. She opened the door and the delivery man said that there was someone standing behind her. Oh, yeah, that would. And she was like, yeah.

That's the rap. She was like, I'm out. I'm out. If you believed in the supernatural, that would be enough to tip you over the edge. You'd go, cool. Nah, yeah, I've had enough. I'm rich enough.

I don't need this in my life. Even if you don't, though, like I'm not a big believer, but if a delivery man's telling me someone's standing behind me, I'm getting the hell out. Interestingly, she hasn't given this interview about her haunted house until after she sold it. Because not many, and you know more about this than me, Dean, you're big in the LA property scene.

I don't think there's a big market for haunted celebrity homes, right? There's not. Well, there's not, but there was the home that Britney Spears lived in and then also who was the lady that died that was in Clueless? She died and then her husband died. Britney Murphy. Britney Murphy. Yeah.

So that house, right? So that house Britney Spears was living in there. She moved out because she said it was haunted. Then obviously Britney Murphy moved in there, died. Her husband then died. And they ended up selling it. You know the guys from Selling Sunset sold that house. And they did a big renovation because if you're going to buy a home,

you want it to look a little bit different to the, you know, what it used to be like. Yeah, the haunted house. Also, you want to renovate the ghost out. You get builders for that. They're like, we'll just remove the kitchen. We'll remove all the light fittings and the ghost. Do you want the ghost or should we get builders for that. They're like, we'll just remove the kitchen. We'll remove all the light fittings and the ghost. Do you want the ghost

or should we chuck it in the skirt? That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Free and Clint. Okay, everybody. Fresh from absolutely thrashing Australia this week in the preparation for the start

of the ICC Women's Cricket World Cup, which starts tomorrow, please welcome to the show New Zealand white fern, Frankie Mackay. Hey, Frankie. How's it going, guys? Good. How are you doing? I am very well, thank you very much. You sound very relaxed for someone who's about to start a World Cup series.

Right? That's how it should be. We've made our way up to Tauranga and we're just hanging out next to the beach. I've got a beautiful view ahead of me. How could I not be relaxed? Good attitude. We like to hear it. We're excited for this because the White Ferns are playing in a Cricket World Cup right

here in New Zealand. How good? It's going to be massive. It's awesome. I think as for myself, like I can remember back in 2000, the last time I hosted the Women's World Cup, I was just a young 10-year-old and that, the last time I hosted the Women's World Cup, I was just a young 10-year-old, and that was the first time I'd seen women's cricket. It's kind of my journey in sport and wanting to be a white man.

So, yeah, to think 20-odd years off, the chance to do the same, and so the fact that possibly in that cup again, it's a pretty exciting time. Yeah, you say the year 2000, and Maddy gave me this fact. That's the last time that the New Zealand women's team won the World Cup. Is that right, Frankie? Yeah, that's the last time. So to think that 20-odd years on we've got the chance to do it again

is something pretty special and the chance to be hosting and we're the lucky team that gets to travel around and play at all the different venues as well and interact with the public and all those different places and we are definitely hoping that we can repeat the heroics of 2000 and bring the Cup home. Yes, are we. Bring it home.

Does the home soil thing actually make a lot of difference? Yeah, it is actually a massive advantage, I think. We've talked about it quite a lot in the team, and just the fact that every ground we go to is someone's home ground, so you know the ins and outs, you know how the wicket's going to play. You can stay at each other's parents' house. No, I wish. I wish we had the opportunity for that.

We've had a few little bits of baking dropped off by some family members, so that's been brilliant wherever we've headed so far. But no, we are in a reasonably strict type of bubble situation. You can only see family members from a couple of metres away and masked up. Oh, no. Although surely Mum will bring the oranges at half-time, will she? Yeah, well, I must say we were in Christchurch before we headed up to Tauranga and mum was good enough to bring me a few home-cooked meals.

So I was definitely pretty well looked after. Let's talk about the girls for a second. Who is the biggest party animal in the current White Ferns squad? Oh, that's a great question. I mean, Susie Bates, to be fair, is probably right up there. She loves to party. She's got the dance moves that she likes to get out at any moment. Loves to sing along.

Loves a shooey? She's into a shooey? I mean, you could probably twist her arm, to be fair. She probably wouldn't say no. Who's the biggest nana in the White Ferns squad? Oh, biggest nana. Oh, yikes. So we have got two mums on tour, but they definitely don't want a,

they don't want n Nana tag attached to them I might take that one on the chin to be fair I might say that I'm one of the old girls That likes a quiet night from time to time And a nice hot drink on the couch Yeah that's all I mean by Nana And who's the biggest hot mess? Who's most likely to show up to a game without their cat?

There's only one person that I could name here and unfortunately for her, that's Katie Martin. That's her. That's her. Her stuff ends up everywhere. If it's not spread from one corner to the other of the dressing room, I'd be shocked. Her room's just the same and yeah, I think at times

organised chaos is probably how we'd describe Hurricane Katie Martin. Love it. Hey, we're so excited to see this tournament. We're right behind you girls. We'd love to see you in the final at Hagley Oval when it comes up. So go well. That's Frankie Mackay, New Zealand, White Fern,

taking on the Cricket World Cup this week. Good luck. Awesome. Thanks, guys. It's been brilliant to talk, and hopefully we can have a chat again once we've won the cup as well. Love it. Yes, please.

See you for a shoeie and cry shirt. I look forward to it. Brianne Clint. Listen up, men lovers. Oh, you've got my attention. People who are attracted to men, okay, wherever you are, whatever form you come in, there is a male-style trend on the horizon for 2022.

Some would argue it's been around longer than 2022 that I think we all need to know about. Is it one of these trends that's come back that really shouldn't have made a comeback? What, you mean like the mullet? Yeah. Were you into the mullet? No. You weren't into the mullet? Never grew one, never liked them. Not even when it was on Jack Goodhue or Richie Mwonga? No. Really? No.

And in fact, I have noticed that the mullets are making a comeback. The mullet has been back and arguably never left. Well, it might actually be on the way out again. Okay. I hope so. No, it's not the mullet. It's not owning a Ford Ranger,

although that is a style trend that I know that appeals to a lot of girls, right, Anastasia? The Ford Ranger is a hot accessory. Sure does, yeah. What's specifically the Ranger. Yeah, right, Anastasia? The Ford Ranger is a hot accessory. Sure does, yeah. What's specifically the Ranger? Yeah, yeah, of course. Not a ute, a Ford Ranger. Okay. Yeah.

No, not the Ford Ranger. The style trend that your mans may need to get on for 2022? Growing a moustache. Ah. Have a listen to this from TikTok. The same thing goes for the era of moustaches that we're living in right now. Growing a mustache. Ah. Have a listen to this from TikTok. The same thing goes for the era of mustaches that we're living in right now. Men have mustaches everywhere.

And for the last six months or so, we've had a mask mandate. I go to the gym yesterday. The front desk worker says, Ethan, you don't have to wear your mask, man. And let me tell you something, boys. I got to have a little look on what you got going on under the hood. We're living in a f***ing mustache renaissance right now. Nine out of ten men that can grow a mustache have one right now. You look good, boys, and I'm into it.

I mean, that's advice from a straight man with a mustache. Yeah. So take that with a pinch of salt. But I think it's time to poll the community and find out mustache on men, yay or nay. We'll start with you, Matty. Should Ryan grow a moustache? Ryan has grown a moustache before,

specifically for... Movember? Movember. And I was very into it. Were you? If he grew one again, I'd happily accept that into our lives. Yeah.

Did you ever think you would be attracted to a moustache? Yeah, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Right, okay. Yeah. And he has a bit of facial hair, and I quite like it. But if he went specifically with a mo, hair for it. Right, okay. We'll go to our other resident man lover, Anastasia.

The mustache. Yay or nay? Always been keen. Never been a trend for me. Always, like, gives him an extra point or two. Really? Yeah, for sure. Look who you're sitting next to.

Hello. Producer Ben, for those who can't see, Way to make it awkward. who sits next to Anastasia, has the thickest, fullest moustache you have ever seen. And it does suit, it really suits you, Ben. Yeah, it's tricky now. I can't get rid of it.

Yeah. What I'm happy about. He annoyingly does get rid of it once a year for Movember. Oh, you shave it? He starts fresh. Right, right, right. I reckon it's time to end that trend, bro, and just commit mustache year round.

You reckon? Yeah, because it's your signature look now. It is your identifier now. I have to cut it every three weeks or it just gets too much. Yeah, right. Well, yeah, you've got to maintain it.

Yeah. You've got to prune it. It really suits you. Thanks, mate. Yeah. No, Ben, it really suits you. It really suits you. It really suits you, man.

Yeah. It really suits you. Thanks, guys. Yeah. No, Ben, it really suits you. It really suits you. It really suits you, man. Yeah. It really suits you. Thanks, guys. Let's ask the community, though. I mean, Maddie and Anastasia together does not a trend make. No, true. But what do the women and men of New Zealand think? Mustaches hot or not?

Because this trend is coming. There are TikTok filters. There are Instagram filters placing mustaches on people's face at the moment so they can simulate what it looks like. More and more young men, I'm not talking about dads, I'm talking about young guys, are getting a moustache.

Are you into it or not? Let's fill the phone lines and get this thing going. 0800 dials at M. Are moustaches hot or not? Am I going to have to start growing one? Yeah, well, there you go. We could decide based on this feedback.

Perfect. You can text us too, 9696. Do you feel passionately one way or the other about the moustache? Brian Clint. Friday night. I've never seen the man. But from that voice, I reckon he's got a moustache. You dig it.

I reckon that man has a moustache. He has, you know, that air about him. Yeah, it's a vibe. And he's got the vibe. I'm into a moustache. He has, you know, that air about him. Yeah, it's a vibe. And he's got the vibe. I'm into the moustache. I mean, but I don't have to kiss one. I just wear it. I kiss ladies.

Thanks for pointing that out. I kiss ladies. Thanks for pointing that out. Like it's a brag? Yeah. Hey, guys, I've kissed a lady before. I kiss lady, by the way. Only when she feels like it.

And she would not kiss you with a mo. And she hates my moustache. Obviously, it's not for everyone. But they're becoming more and more common, I would say. So we want to know this afternoon, is the moustache hot or not? Is it really back? We've asked people who are attracted to men to call in and comment. Because there's no point in the boys commenting.

No, totally, because they'll just choose what they want. And by the boys, I mean da boys. They'll be like, you bro, it's crack up, love a moustache. If you're attracted to men, is a moustache in? Toby's here. Hi, Toby. Hi, hello. How's it going, Tobes?

Yeah, not bad, not bad. All right, what do you think? Mo, hot or not? Well, I personally did have a Mo. I grew it at the beginning of the first ever lockdown. And I've just shaved it after much persuasion from the miso. Yeah. And she kisses me at least 50% more.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I would say no. Yeah, right. But did you like it, Toby? Oh, I would say no yeah right okay but did you like it Toby? oh I loved it yeah like it was it was the image for me it was like one of those

curly ones on the oh a curly one even okay alright well that's some live feedback from your partner this person wants to

remain anonymous with their moustache feedback interesting hello anonymous hello how are you? good what's your opinion on a moustache feedback. Interesting. Hello, Anonymous. Hello. How are you? Good. What's your opinion on a moustache on a man in 2022?

Well, I like it. Like, I wouldn't say no, but it's quite good. But not for my boyfriend. Why not? He just doesn't have the personality for it or something. I don't know. He has to be like one of the boys, you know, but he's not like that. Right, okay. So just for the record, he can grow one? Yeah, well he can, but like... But his personality can't pull it off. It can't pull it off, no. And

whenever he talks about getting one, I'm like, oh yeah, no, maybe not. Does he think he's one of the boys, but he's not actually one of the boys? Yeah, but that's why I'm anonymous. Okay, that's brutal feedback, but it's brutal, but honest. I know, I'm being blunt here. Yeah, but you've got to appreciate the honesty. So just for the record, you're pro-mustache, just not on your boyfriend? Yeah. Okay, good.

All right, thank you. Let's go to Olivia. Hey, Liv. Hello. All right, hit it with Hey, Liv. Hello. Alright, hit it with us, Liv. Moustache is hot or not? It's just gross. Ah. Like, all I can think

is just Joe Caputo from Orange is the New Black. It's just gross. All I can think about, like, coming from a 16-year-old, like, it's just not it. Like, all I can think about coming from a 16-year-old, it's just not it. All I can think about is my granddad. Yeah, okay.

How old are you, Olivia, out of interest? 16. Right. Oh, okay. So maybe time will tell. Maybe it'll become a later in life thing. I don't know. I don't really want to think about kissing my granddad.

Yeah, and I reckon there's not many good 16-year-old mustaches out there. No, no. Okay, Olivia, interesting take. Let's go to Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, how are you doing? Good. What do you reckon, Kel?

Truthfully, a moustache reminds me of Jack Sparrow with all the braids and all that. It's just really attractive. It's just really attractive and really mesmerising. So you mean it in a good way? Yeah, so it does it for you because it conjures up images of Johnny Depp

in the Caribbean. Yeah. Basically, I say yes to the moustache because it just makes me feel really good inside when I see a guy with a moustache. Okay, all right. Interesting. Someone texted and said, no, Mo, if you're a teacher.

I don't know if that's a rule or if that's an etiquette thing. But when I think moustache, I think like PE teacher. You know, I think old school. But then I do kind of get what you're suggesting here. We'll go to one last call Karina's here Hi Karina Hi, how are you going?

Good, how are you doing? I'm going good Alright, what do you reckon? I reckon big yes And also yes to a mullet and a Ford Ranger Right, okay So have we just built the ultimate man here? Yeah

Mustache, Ford Ranger. Mullet. Mullet. But you've got to fight producer Anastasia for him now. Yeah. We'll just corroborate your opinion, actually. Producer Anastasia, mustache, mullet, Ford Ranger. Oh, yeah.

Are you there? She can keep the guy with the mullet. I'm not keen on the mullet. I'll take the other two. Yeah, there we go. Okay. Thanks, Karina. Very interesting.

Hot take. Mustache. We're into it. Thanks. Next time you see Maddie and two. Yeah, there we go. Okay. Thanks, Corrina. Very interesting. Hot take. Mustache. We're into it. Thanks. Next time you see Maddie and I. Hello, ladies. Full stache. Exactly.

Hello, ladies. Well, that is a big change for you. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. Hi, I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians with me, Annabel Lee--Mather, and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous.

It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Go on by lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. This is, I'm taking you back on a wee journey. Do you remember the song by Fountains of Wayne called Stacey's Mom?

Do I? I had a girlfriend called Stacey. Oh, right. And she had a mom. And how was her mom? She was lovely, actually. Wonderful mom. That song is taking us back to 2003.

Oh, yeah. So it's almost 20 years old. Almost. Yeah, wow. Yeah, which was probably peak high school experience for you and I. Yeah, that would be close to our graduating year. Yeah. You know, we're just getting into partying.

Stacey's mum, of course, for those who have seen the video clip, had Rachel Hunter playing the mom. So bad. Yeah. And it was all about, you know, a hot mom. It was a hot mom. 20 years on,

it's probably more like Stacey's grandma these days. Wow. Possibly Stacey's grandma, you know? Well, funny you say that because there is a band in the US who are very popular on TikTok called Sub Audio. Oh, yeah.

They do a lot of social content. And one of the big things they do is they go on that video chat service called Omegle. Oh, yeah. And they just will randomly pop up. You know, it's almost like chat roulette. Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. And they'll just turn up on people's screens

and then they'll play them a song. Cool. But one of the big songs that they've gone viral for now is a 2022 updated version of Stacey's Mom. Mm-hmm. But it's targeting a different member of Stacey's family. Okay. Have a listen to this.

Stacey's dad has got me down bad. Stacey's dad has got me down bad. Stacey's dad has got me down bad. Stacey, can I come over in my car? In my car. We can change the oil and hang out in the garage. In the garage. Did your dad get it back from the hardware store? Hardware store

Is he there or is he reading about the Civil War? Civil War And I know that you think it's just a fantasy But since your mom came out, your dad could use a guy like me. Stacey's dad has got me down bad. He's all I want, and I think he's a real champ. Stacey, can't you see? Mr. Stacey's home for me.

I know it might be bad, but I'm in love with Stacey's dad. That's very good. So good in love with Stacey's dad. That's very good. So good. Mr. Stacey's mum. Menage a garage. So Stacey clearly has a really hot mum and a super dilfy dad. Stacey must be hot too with those jeans. Must be.

Clearly. Must be. Not hot enough to get any attention outside of her parents though. Back from the hardware store and reading about the Civil War. Welcome to the DILF Factor, everybody. The DILF Factor, New Zealand's leading hot dad identifying game with resident DILF champion? Yeah.

Matty McLean. I know my DILFs. He knows his DILF champion? Yeah. Matty McLean. I know my DILFs. He knows his DILFs, and together you need to identify DILFs to win KFC this afternoon. Let's meet your co-contestant, Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hi. Hey, Jenna. How's it going?

Not too bad. Do you rate yourself as a DILF expert? I wouldn't say a DILF expert, but I know what a DILF is. That's a start. It's a good start. You've got one up on last week's contestant. Bonus. So long as you know what DILF means

and you don't say it on the radio, you're good to go in this game. I won't. Good. Perfect. Anastasia has our DILFs. When you're ready, please pose DILF number one.

DILF or non-DILF number one is KJ Apa. KJ Apa from a Kiwi guy from Shortland Street, Riverdale. Do you know KJ Apa, Jenna? Not really, no. My daughter's going to shoot me because she's into all that Riverdale stuff. It's okay, Jenna. He's the ginger one. Because, Jenna, you and I are working together

here and boy do I have your back in this situation. What do we reckon, guys? Dilf or not? Perfect. So the question is, does KJ Apa have kids? Is he a Dilf or is he not a Dilf? KJ Apa does have a child. That's correct.

You're locking that in and that is correct. Well done. I was really hoping that would trip you up. He's a new dad. Because he's so young. Yeah, but I follow him on social media so I see the photos of his kids.

I should have checked that. Alright, awesome. So that's a point to you two. Let's go to second DILF or not. The Rock. Oh, Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Good one, Anastasia.

Great one. What do you think, Gina? I want to say yes. You want to say he has kids? I definitely want to say he is a DILF. Okay. I mean, he's hot. I never hear him talk about kids.

No. And I don't know that I've seen photos of him. No, but he's done a lot of Disney programs, though. Doesn't mean he's a DILF. Yeah, but you're saying he needs to have kids to relate to kids. Interesting. Maybe he's just chasing that Disney money. What do we reckon, guys?

Like some other actors, they do Disney so their kids can watch them. kids. Interesting. Maybe he's just chasing that Disney money. What do we reckon, guys? Like some other actors, they do Disney so their kids can watch them. Yeah, right. Oh, true. Jenna, let's go. You had a gut and let's trust it. That's correct. Here's Adilf.

He's got heaps of kids. Nice work, Jenna. Heaps of kids. Yeah, he's got like previous marriage ones too. Kids all over the place. Yeah, but again. Well, come on. He's a Samoan.

We all have great lot of kids. Islanders, we all have kids. There you go. All right. Amazing. Awesome. Good insight there, Jenna. Thank you.

So you guys are sitting really well with two points. Let's hear our third one. Jared Leto. What do we reckon? Oh, Jared Leto. Jared Leto, Jared Leto. 30 seconds to buzz. No.

Oh, I was going to say no as well, Jenna. I don't think he's got kids. No. He's a bit of a man about town, eh? Are we ready to lock that in, guys? Should we lock it in, Jenna, do you reckon? Yeah, let's lock in a no. Yeah.

That's correct. You guys have done three from three. Oh, yay! Your Dilfrada is out of control. No one's ever got five from five. Let's see if we can get five from five. All right, let's try it. Oh, now there's pressure.

That's all right. No, pressure's off. You've already won the game. You've won the game, Jennifer. This is just for glory, okay? Yeah. Okay, we can do this. Celebrity number four is what I call him,

oh so fine, Chris Pine. Oh. Chris Pine. He is very, very attractive. He's the Star Trek one, isn't he? Yes. I know him from rom-coms, but let's go with that. Because there's a glut of hot Chris's, isn't there?

So he's the Star Trek one. What are we looking, guys? Yeah, let's go yes, Jenna. Let's lock in a yes. You guys are doing so well. Unfortunately, he doesn't have kids. That's okay. We've got the go yes, Jenna. Let's lock in a yes. You guys are doing so well. Unfortunately, he doesn't have kids. That's okay. We've got the money anyway, Jenna.

All right, would you guys like to try our first one? Let's do one more for fun. All right, very quickly. Yeah, definitely. Celebrity number five, Idris Elba. Oh, good one. I want to say no. You don't think so, Jenna?

No. Okay. I was going to say yes, but I've got to trust Jenna's gut. Okay. No, trust you, Maddie. Let's go yes. Oh, okay. Are you sure, Jenna?

That was a smart move, guys. He is a DILF. Oh. Yay. Four out of five. Pretty good. Four out of five. And to DILF record, congratulations.

There's some KFC chicken dollars coming your way, Jenna. Awesome. Thank you. The Dill Factor returns next week with more hot men with or without children. Chris Pine. Chris. Oh, so fine. Chris Pine.

Bree and Clint. I was catching up with a friend who I work with at TVNZ the other day, and she was telling me the story about an unfortunate incident that happened at her flat. Yeah. She'd been on a couple of dates with a guy. Yeah. And it seemed to be going pretty well. Mm-hmm. And on Friday night,

he showed up quite drunk after a BYO dinner at her flat. No! Yeah. Uninvited? Mm. Oh. Yeah. Oh, that's so unfortunate. Yeah, especially if it was going good.

But you know it, right? We've all had those moments where you've had a bit to drink and you go, this is such a good idea. She is so into me and I'm so into her. Of course she's going to love it that I turn up uninvited to her flat on a Friday night. It's romantic. Totally.

I should be spontaneous and just go there. And go big or go home, right? Meanwhile, she's stone cold sober and hasn't introduced you to the flatmates yet. And sitting on the couch, eating takeaways and watching Selling Sunset. Yeah. And you know what you've done there?

You've... I'm coming in. Hot. You've come in way too hot. Way too hot. And it got so much worse because he turned up and she went, you're so drunk.

This is not a good idea. She said, I'm going to drive you home. Oh, yeah, good idea. Get rid of him. Yeah. So she got into the car. And that's a kind thing to do as well. Totally.

Yeah. Totally. She got into the car, but because everything was all a little bit flustered and there was a lot going on. People didn't understand why he was being shepherded out. She got into the car in her garage, went to reverse out of the garage and stupidly didn't check what was parked behind her car

and ran over one of the flat's bean bags. Oh my God. It popped and beanbags went everywhere. But because the garage door was open, the beans all started rolling down the driveway. That's bad. The way you set that up, I thought you were about to say she ran him over. You were like, didn't check what was behind her and she ran him over.

No, but beanbags's almost worse because those things are so annoying to clean up. Yeah, RIP beanbag. Yeah, I get it because then she would have still had to get rid of him and then she would have come back and had to grudge clean up all of these beans. And they fly

everywhere. The whole time she's getting more and more bitter and twisted and the guy is not getting a second date is he getting another date after that i have i'll need to double check with her but you'd think like maybe maybe the moment's passed yeah yeah but then i was telling the story and then anastasia told us her own story about a real hot come in yeah so this is a couple weeks ago um i haven't heard from this person since. He started off calling the first of many calls

from 3am. I was asleep. I wasn't going out this night. Oh, you were getting the up to phone call. And I woke up to all these. The first call was at 3am? Yeah. Around midnight he was sending some feelers out and I just said, have a good night. Yeah. So the call starts and

over the space of two and a half hours he has messaged me progressively saying that he's going to come over to my house, uninvited, and called me 27 times. 27 times? I'm coming in. He

deleted me on Facebook in the hope that the messages would go away, but I woke up to everything. And yeah, he hasn't spoken to me since. No. I just feel bad that he would have Ubered to my house and back and wasted all that money. I don't think you've got anything bad to feel bad about.

No, that's not on you. I had a really good sleep. I was going to say, please tell me you slept through all of that. Yeah, I did sleep through all of it. I sleep with my phone on silent. You've got to. Yeah. Especially if you're your age on a Saturday night

and you're not going out. Yeah. Well, what's bad is that he's a few years older than me. Right. So he should know better. Yeah. 27 unanswered phone calls. Oh, some of them are FaceTime.

Honestly, so you make phone call 26. And then you go, hang on. So you go, I'm going to call one more time. What do you think is going to happen when they answer? Yeah. But then also, what was it about the 27th call that finally you went, I think enough's enough. I reckon the phone went flat.

That's what it was. Wow. Okay, you've got the record so far, Anastasia. Let's take some calls this afternoon on when they came in way too hot. I'm coming in. You know, it could have been early in the relationship. Could be, I don't know, it could be like the beginning of

the relationship and it doesn't have to be like showing up. It could just be they went way too hard on the first date. You know, they did way too much for the date. If they came in way too hot, we want to hear about it this afternoon. You can text us on 9696. You can call us on 0800

just call us once. Not 27 times. If you don't hear from us, take the hint. Get the message. And you can stay completely anonymous by the way. We just want to hear your great coming in too hot stories. Bree and Clint. We want to know this afternoon, who was it who...

I'm coming in. Came in way too hot. Way too hot. Anastasia got 27 phone calls from one guy in the space of a couple of hours the other night. Unanswered phone calls between the hours of 3am and 5.30am. Yeah. Can you imagine being the person who made those phone calls

and then the next day having a look? Yeah, because it's bad enough, right? Oh, your soul would leave your body. Your soul would hang over. And then you look at your phone and you go, shit. That would be the worst anxiety, I reckon. Yeah. But you did it.

A version of you did it. So we want to know this afternoon, who came in way too hot? Nikki's caught up. Hey, Nikki. Hey. How are you? How's it going, guys? Yeah, alright. What happened? Did you come in way too hot or did someone else come in way too hot?

Someone else came in way too hot. Met through a dating app. Went to the movies, went to McDonald's, had a nice time. And then the next day he messaged going I love you. I dumped my girlfriend for you and I have very specific interests. I want you to indulge.

I was like, no, no, no. Way too soon. What do you mean I dumped my girlfriend for you? Were you aware he had a girlfriend? No, that was not discussed at any time. Oh my God. I love you after one date. I know. One of these very specific interests he wanted you to indulge. I'm assuming

they were of the kinky variety? Yes. After one date. Yeah. I'm coming now. Hey Nicky, if it's any consolation like clearly you got it. Get him to say all of that after one day. And just a movie date, too. Man, he didn't even talk for two hours. That's impressive. Let's talk to, oh, Anonymous. Hello, Anonymous.

Hi. Hi. Always interesting when you want to stay anonymous. What happened? Who came in too hot? So I had been dating this guy for about a month, and one day he came over and had a trade me listing of a property he wanted to buy and I was thinking oh that's cool he's like yeah

and then we can put the house here you can put your stables over there and like after a month he's talking about buying a property building a house having kids holidays that we were going to take every year and all that jazz and I just He's talking about buying a property, building a house, having kids, holidays that we were going to take every year and all that jazz. And I just thought, oh, hell no, mate. That's enough. See you later. Nah.

And he would have thought he was being so romantic as well. Can I just clarify? Did he want to buy the property for you? Or did he want you to go 50-50 with him on your guy's property? I'm not actually entirely sure. But the kind of guy that he is, I think he would have brought property for me sort of thing. It is one of those hard things though, right?

Because sometimes you'll come in hot, but if there's the genuine connection there, you're coming in hot, we'll meet in the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so you're on the same page. It's all about reading the room. Totally.

And these people have not read the room. No. So, wow. Yeah, he did not read the room at all. And these people have not read the room. So, wow. Yeah, he did not read the room at all. Yeah, wow. I'm coming in. I mean, on the downside, you might have missed out on a free property there.

I know. I am pretty gutted about that. I'm not going to lie because I do love the company. Yeah, you could be living in the lap of luxury right now. Finally, Lauren, hi. Hi. What happened, Lauren? When did they come in way too hot? I went on a first date and he

showed me his wedding Pinterest board. Oh. Including wedding dresses he'd want his future bride to wear. What the hell? Yep. On a first date? On a first date. And that's unusual for a guy to have put that much level of thought and detail into a wedding like that.

I know. That Pinterest board went on for quite a while too. Imagining the dress that your future wife would wear is very Norman Bates-y to me. That's very like... Did he have good taste at least, Lauren? Like, was it a nice dress? Is it? No.

Coming now. Was there a second date? I think there might have been a pretty second date but that might have been it. Yeah, wow. There you go everybody. Our learnings from this, read the room everybody. It's okay to be a hopeless romantic. You just need to bide your time.

Someone did text in and say, met a girl, we went out on a date. She came in very hot, made advances straight away, thought she was crazy. Long story short, been married for seven years now. Oh, there you go. Yeah. I'm coming in. There's an example of coming in hot that works. Exactly.

So forget my advice, do whatever you want. Go for it. Life is short. Bree and Clint. Hey. So forget my advice. Do whatever you want. Go for it. Life is short. Every day at 5.30 we figure out the number one song on your 16th birthday and then we play

the best one out in full. Here to play Birthday Banger today is Bridget. Kia ora Bridget. Hello. How are you doing Bridget? Having a nice day?get. Kia ora, Bridget. Hello. How are you doing, Bridget?

Having a nice day? Yeah, it's been a good thing. Good. Fine. Thank you so much for asking. Delightful. I'm so glad you asked, actually. Right, Bridget, let's find out what your birthday banger is.

When's your birthday? 13th of April, 1996. All right, Bridget, you were 16 on the 13th of April, 2012, and this was the number one song. A 10-year-old banger from Carly Rae Jepsen. That's good. Do you like it, Bridget? No, she evidently doesn't.

She hung up. That's okay. We can still vote. We have never had that reaction to a birthday banger before. She's like, I hate it. I hate it so much. See you later. Let's talk to Nicola.

Kia ora, Nicola. Kia ora. Promise not to hang up on us, okay, even if the song sucks? No, it won't suck, I know it. It won't suck. You're that confident. Okay, what's your birthday? 30th of November, 1972.

All right, Nicola, you were 16 on the 30th of November, 1988, and this was Topping the Charts. Don't worry, be happy now. Bobby McFerrin. And don't worry, be happy. I heard a little annoying laugh there, Nicola. That's a classic. Yeah, it is.

It is a classic, absolutely. Don't worry, be happy. Great message, too. Okay, wait is. It is a classic. Absolutely. Great message, too. Okay, wait there. We actually have Bridget back. Bridget, did you hang up on your birthday banger? Sorry, that was an opening.

Oh, right. So it wasn't an adverse reaction to Carly Rae Jepsen? Well, I don't love that song, but I'll deal with it. Okay. Stay on the line, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you win, then you get to hang up on us again. I hate it and hang up. Wait there, we've got to do one more for Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi, guys. How are you doing? Yeah, really good, thanks. Good. I like that attitude and I'd love to find out what your birthday

banger is. So when's your birthday, Anna? 16th of November 1977. Alright, Anna, you were 16 on the 16th of November 1977. All right, Anna, you were 16 on the 16th of November 1993, and this was your birthday banger. And I was doing everything for love And you know it's true and that's a fact Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Rest in peace, the great man Meatloaf. This brings back so many memories of a McLean family roadie. Right? Absolutely. Yeah, totally. Did you like this one, Anna?

I kind of did like Meatloaf a little bit, but not really that much, to be honest. I'm in a really tricky position here because on one hand, my wife will kill me if I don't vote for Meatloaf. On the other hand, my boss will kill me if I do vote for Meatloaf. So I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place here. Which means I have to vote with my gut.

And before I know what my gut says, I'd like to know what your gut says. My gut is saying I'm so sorry, Ross Boss, but I love Meatloaf. Well, I mean, if you want it. What's it going to do to Well, I mean, if you want it. What's it going to do to me? I mean, if you want to do it. I'm filling in. You can't fire me. He literally can't fire you. You're like, you can't fire me. I don't work here. Okay, hey, Anna,

congratulations. We're going to bloody do it. You just won birthday banger with meatloaf. Woohoo! Here we go, everyone. Turn this up for a Thursday afternoon. Meatloaf, and I'd do anything for love. Bree and Clint with Maddie, ZM. And I would do anything for love.

I'd run right into hell and back. Bree and Clint. I love this when you have a little-known artist accuse a superstar of stealing their songs. They go, hey, that's our song. You ripped us off. Here's the proof. Here's a song we put out in 2013.

Totally. And they all wait until the song is like a huge. Huge. So there's more money to be made from it. And it does seem to happen more than you would expect it to happen. The song in question today is Dua Lipa's Levitating. Love Dua Lipa. Good song.

Love Levitating. Yeah. Did she steal it? Wow. Producer Ben has found someone accusing Dua of theft. Ben, who is this? It's a band, a Florida band called, I think it's pronounced Arkel Sound System. Arkel Sound System.

Yeah, and they did this song called, I actually don't even know the name of the song, but back in 2017 they did it, and now they've come out and gone, hang on a minute, that sounds a lot like ours. Yeah, they've only just heard Dua Lipa. Yeah yeah i wonder how long does it take them to realize this you should have been like oh they haven't turned on the radio for the last two years yeah this global hit sounds a lot like our one okay well we need to hear it we need to judge this you and i are

going to judge this maddie um we will actually rule in this case okay so we'll decide whether dua is going to jail and our ruling is final and our ruling is final so levitating and article sound system Till you have lived your life for Live your life for real Oh Live your life for real I have heard the evidence What Ben has actually done for us Is he has compiled both of the songs together To see if they overlap See if they go on top of each other as a remix

So have a listen to this This is Dua Lipa and Article Sound System at the same time Don't stop Till you have lived your life for Live your life for real So have a listen to this. This is Dua Lipa and Article Sound System at the same time. That is alarming. Dua. Dua. Dua. Dua Lipa. Naughty girl.

Okay, we're in court. They're expecting a decision. Matty, Dua Lipa, how do you find the defendant, Dua Lipa? Guilty! That's it. Dua Lipa's going to prison, everybody everybody Do not pass go, do not collect $200 Straight to jail The amount of money you receive for the student loan

And the student allowance is about to go up Oh nice You're getting a pay raise as a student From nothing to Almost nothing A little bit more than nothing You joke, but yeah it is only a tiny amount in the grand scheme, considering how expensive things are at the moment.

Before I reveal how much, I wonder if we, well, you, know how much the student loan is these days. What year did you and I go to Polytech? We were there 2005, 2006. Yeah, and when we were there, do you remember how much it was? I want to say like $150 a week. Correct. The student loan was $150 a week.

What about the student allowance? That was the one you didn't have to pay back. If your financial situation or your parents' financial situation qualified for it, you got this amount that you didn't have to pay back. Remember what that was? Was that $90? It was $170. $170? You got more.

Wow. And I was always jealous of those people. I was like, man, wish my parents were poorer. Why'd I have to come from a family that is relatively financially stable? God damn you, mum and dad. God damn you, hardworking parents. To say people who got it's parents weren't hardworking, that's not what I

meant. So, it's going up by $25 from what it was last year, not from 2005 levels. How much do you think, we'll start with the student allowance is in 2022. Okay, so student- Because it's the one you don't have to pay back. Yeah. And if your financial situation qualifies you for it.

So it was $170 when we went to school. Is it about $220 now? Well done. It is between $232 for students who have no children or dependents. And it goes right up to $434 if you're a single student with children. Right. That's quite good, eh? Yeah. Not an excuse to go out and have kids, though.

No, good point. Also, $430 a week is not a lot of money to be a student and raise a family. It'll help, totally. But also rents are crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what about the student loan? This is the one that the majority

of New Zealand students get. This is the one that they have to pay back, but nobody thinks about that when you're receiving it. No. This goes on PALS. It goes on Maccas at 2 a.m i was gonna say potato wedges cream at the pub that's what we always got with it yes so how much is that in 2022 i'm gonna go i'm gonna go i'm gonna go 200 flat it's just gone up 25 so you're saying

it's gone up from 175 to 200 well i can reveal in 2022, students are rich, man. $272 a week. Which I mean is not even rent, but you know. Whoa, rich, man. I want to go and be a student. I think I paid $80 when I rented. For your rent? In Christchurch.

I paid $55, but our roof caved in. No shit. That's the truth. A true shout out to Worcester and Christchurch. Brian, click with Matty. Good luck at university, everybody. Make the most. Just remember,

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