ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint with Matty McLean Podcast – 7th March 2022

Episode Date: March 7, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Uh, uh, uh, uh, I want to do this thing Okay, here we go everybody Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast With special guest Maddy, featuring special guest Bree! Yo! What's up Fano? You're a special guest on your own

podcast. I like that. I should always be a special guest. I've got a burning question for you Brie. Yes? Where the bloody hell have you been, bitch? Well, it's a secret. Maddie and I

spoiled the secret, by the way. What do you mean? We said you were on Naked Attraction. Oh, did you tell Maddie? Yeah, and then we told the podcast listeners. Oh, shit. Well, now I'm going to be sued by the TV network. Yeah. She's

incognito, though. They superglued a big merkin on her. No one will ever recognise my puss. It's a posh spice inspired, ginger spice inspired merkin. It's a Union Jack. Oh, right. But in ginger peeps. Yeah, and it's 100% real human hair but in ginger peels yeah and it's a hundred percent real human

hair so one of the expensive merkins it's good to get vitamin d on the old foof isn't it yeah it's good to get vitamin d on the gooch they say remember when that that was a thing sunbathing butthole sunning yes perineum sunning or something Yes And there was a spate of people getting sunburnt a-holes That is not a good time That's the epitome of a sting ring Yeah, totally, totally I've never seen the sun down there Although I imagine it would be nice

Are you good? Are you alright? Yeah, mate Everything's good with me Well, there's not much I can really tell you guys Really, is there? Oh, because secret Yeah, there's not much I can really tell you guys, really, is there? Oh, because secret. Yeah, everything's a secret. A bit like the first 20 years of my life.

And you, Matty. Yeah, I remember that. I was there during the secret of Matty's. He kept it so well. No one knew. I'm the best secret keeper ever. Exactly. That one time I kissed a girl at university,

everyone was like, see, he's straight. I knew it. I knew he was straight. Yeah, it's so interesting. The TV network people were like, now, how good are you at keeping a secret? And I was like, I'm pretty experienced. Maddie used to come over and read Ralph magazine with me. Exactly.

I was like, fuck, titties. And then Matty's like, oh, how nice is it feeling titties like a bag of soup. Exactly. A bag of soup. I like licking them. Hey, what? Hang on. Now I'm just giving real anecdotes from my own life.

Good stuff. How are you guys? What's been happening in your world? Oh, my God. I've pissed my pants at that video where Clint stitched you up, Maddie, with Nathan Foley on the phone. Oh, my God. I should have known.

I should have known. That's on, my God. I should have known. I should have known. That's on me, really. I mean, yeah. Look, I mean, I didn't think you would go that hundy pee on it. Neither did I. Neither did I. Yeah, the look on Clint's face as he was like, oh, this is kind of backfired on me,

because of how hard Mattie's gone. Because he was too vulnerable. He put too much of himself out there, which I love. It's just I don't always have Nathan Foley secretly on the hotline. He was a good sport too. He commented on the video Nathan Foley. He shared it. Oh, did he? Does that make it better or worse for you,

Matty? I don't know. I mean, he's yet to actually slide into my DMs or anything. Dave, there's still time. There's still time. Maybe you could go and comment on your engagement post. Maybe that would be an appropriate thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's actually a good question. Like, if you had to hook up with one of the original members from High Five, who are you hooking up with? Can you throw Wiggles in there as well? Yeah, go on. Throw the Wiggles in. Jeff. Anthony's pretty hot and ripped as well.

Is he the toe shoes one? Have you seen... Oh, Anthony. Anthony Wiggles. I've got to go Charlie from the original High Five. She was a babe. Oh, she was a babe. She was a babe.

She was so hot. Oh, my God. Man, he's just showing me a picture of Anthony Wiggle. Dude looks like he's in a jockey commercial. He's ripped. He's ripped. Oh, God, I need to go Google Anthony Wiggle. He's got like a 25-year-old rig.

He's got mad DILF vibes. Whoa. Don't Google Anthony's wiggle because that will bring up something else. Or do else Or do Or do I mean if that's what you're into Is wiggle fitness something we need to think about Like the hot

You know remember Zumba They've got hot potato, hot potato Everything they do has got a dance move with it It's cardiovascular aerobic fitness Men's health Men's health are going to do the hot potato Fitness craze Okay you're locking in who Manny Men's health are going to do the hot potato fitness craze next.

Okay, you're locking in who, Matty? Well, Nathan. Nathan, you've got, who did you say, Brie? I've got Charlie from High Five. Oh, this is really hard because I can't double up, right? Oh, did you say original? Can I have Emma Wiggle or is she too new? Oh, she's too new.

You've got to go the original. So I either go gay wiggle, like go gay with a wiggle, or... Or go gay with a high-five member. Oh, there was a couple of... No, there's a couple of high-fivers. Kathleen? Yeah, there was Kathleen. I'll take Kathleen. Okay, you've got Kathleen.

All right. Should we message him and let him know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Get him on for a secret break. Yeah, you wait. Tomorrow in the show. I won't go as hard as you.

I won't be like, I sexually discovered my body while thinking about Kathleen from High Five. The first time I ever got around. I remember it. Well, Clint, that's hugely inappropriate because Kathleen joins us on the phone right now. I met all of them. Oh, did you really? Yeah, I met the whole entire cast, original cast at this Candles by Caroline. How did you greet them?

I think I did spirit fingers. Oh, missed opportunity. Yeah, yeah. I'm too nervous. High five. Cleaver Clint. Oh, missed opportunity. Yeah, yeah. I'm too nervous. High five, Clever Clint. Yeah, thank you.

Oh, fuck off. Wait, did that not land for any of you? I got it. Did you not, only because I did

the gesture to you? No, I got the joke. No, I did the gesture. It just wasn't funny. I thought Brie was playing on it

by adding Spirit Fingers. No, I liked it. I quite liked it. But I didn't get it. Okay, we're going to go home. You got any important life announcements you need to put on the podcast? You've been gone for a while.

So what messages do you need to get out? Do you need help? Do you need care packages? What do I need? Yes, please send – what can I get where I am? Pretty much everything. So just send me everything that you think that I would like. Are you in an exotic location?

Would I call it exotic? You know, there is Brazilians here because it is a naked attraction. You're in an erotic location. I'm in an erotic location. Send me some new Merkins. That'd be good. No, it's just nice to talk to you guys. I've been loving watching the stuff you guys have been doing. Very funny stuff.

Keep it coming. Cool. If you could keep sculling cans of fizzy drink and then burping on, that'd be good too. You're lucky that I wasn't there, Clink, because I would have made you do that as well. This is the content this show's missing right now, Bree. It's very lacking in gas.

I need to up my game. Maddie, tomorrow, this is my challenge for you. Force Clint to scull a bottle of Sprite and get him to burp on Mike. Done. Okay, good. I look forward to it. That was a whoopee cushion just to bring up the fart content. That sounded like a real fart to me.

Well, it wasn't, so shut up. Have a great secret life, Brie, and we'll talk to you again very shortly. Oh, did we lose you? Oh, we lost her. Did we lose her right at that moment? I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.

Sorry. It went into incognito mode. I thought you got angry at me for wrapping you up. All right, one more time. That's Brie Thomasel, everybody. He's here, baby. Yes. He's just updating his Wordle score by the looks of it on his phone.

Are you still Wordling? I'm deep into Wordle. Do you never miss a day of Wordle? I have not missed a day in almost, I think, 80 days. I don't Wordle. Do you get a streak? Like, does the app tell you how many days in a row? Oh, yeah.

That's how they get you hooked, eh? Absolutely. And my whole family's deep into it. It's like our big conversation topic in our family chat. We share, like the total losers we are, we share our Wordle scores every day. That's cute. Super cute.

Have you got today's one without giving it away? I have. Yeah? Easy? I got it in three. Yeah, okay. Pretty good. Pretty good, pretty good.

Oh, what a big Wordler, right? Producer Ben, I know Producer Ben's deep into Wordle. Yeah. I don't know what he got today, but he's not even listening. No, he's not listening to us. That's okay. We're going to start the show with Tradie vs Lady. We have got $50 cash up for grabs.

Thanks to our friends at KFC. If you want to win this, you need to call us right now to represent either the Tradies or the Ladies. The Tradies are up 15 to 13, so we need a lady to pour it back today. Whose week is it? You can play with us straight after Gail on ZM. Bree and Clint with Maddie.

Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. I don't know why, but I'm feeling a good competition today. Yeah. I'm just thinking the same thing. And my bones are hot contest.

It's 15 games to the tradies, 13 games to the ladies. That's our score for the year. Let's meet our lady first. She's 36. She's from Tāmaki Makaurau, and she's currently an ISO, but she hasn't bloody caught the rona yet. Welcome to the show, Samantha. Hi.

Hi, Samantha. So are you like a household contact, are you? I am, but it's my husband that's got it, so I feel like I must have a superpower that I haven't managed to get it. No passion for a bit? No, he can stay away. Did you make him sleep? Because I'm wondering what's going to happen when I get it, if I get it.

So you're going to get kicked out of the bedroom, you mean? Yeah. Do you guys still share a bed? We do, but, I mean, we tend to sleep face in the office away anyway. Yeah, you're married. Just roll over. Yeah, exactly. No spies in the old.

Anyway, let's go to our tradie, who is 23. He's from the Garden City, the city that shines, Ototahi Christchurch, and he pranked Georgia with the Dick's Enormous text. Welcome to the show, Hayden. Hayden! Hey, what? Is that you? That's unfair. You know poor old Georgia can't take those texts

Oh I just would have thought she would have picked up on it Yeah you would think that wouldn't you You knew the one Maddy read out last week Did you? No what was that one? I won't read it again because I got in trouble the last time I read it But Mr Hunt is not getting a shout out On this show again

Hayden your buzzer is tradie Samantha your buzzer is lady the last time I read it. I'm not going to be reading it again, but Mr. Hunt is not getting a shout-out on this show again. Hayden, your buzzer is tradie. Samantha, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Good luck, guys. All right, question number one. The White Ferns are underway with the Women's Cricket World Cup.

What's the men's cricket team called? Hayden. Hayden, I believe. Whitecaps. Yeah, got it. All right, question number two. Celebrity chef Chelsea Winter has welcomed a new baby. What reality cooking show did she win?

Freddie. Hayden. Hayden. Master Chef. Got it, Hayden. Well done, Hayden Well done Hayden Okay come on Samantha You need to get one here okay

Oh I'm trying I'm trying Let's keep you in the game Alright question number three Were today's COVID numbers Higher or lower than yesterday's Hayden I tried it Yes Hayden Higher

Oh no Oh a lifeline for you there Samantha Is it lower? You know what? Let's get you in the game. I could give you the number. You're bold. Okay, what's the number?

17,522. Hey, she got it. Yeah, we'll give you a point for that. You're still in the game. Okay. Rhythm and Vines have had to cancel their Easter festival this year, but preparations are already underway for this year's New Year's celebration. Which New Zealand city is R&B held in?

Haiti. Hayden for the win. Brisbane. He's done it. Of course, the 23-year-old tradie knows where Rhythm and Vines is held. There's one thing I do know. I heard when we said R&B I heard

Samantha go I don't know Hayden's already shredding thanks guys thanks both of you for playing and Hayden we've

got $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC congratulations that's New Zealand's tea they're a bloody good biscuit

they do yeah they really do Brie and Clint Matty's here filling in for Brie and if you've been That's New Zealand's tea They're a bloody good biscuit They do Yeah they really do Brie and Clint Matty's here filling in for Brie And if you've been going Matty, Matty Where do I know Matty from? He's from the bloody news

I am He's on the news I'm a hard hitting journalist You are a hard hitting journalist And here I am Here I am slumming it with you guys No I love hanging out with you Matty's a presenter from TVNZ

And I thought Because you're a professional, you're the perfect person to fact check this with. I found a TikTok of a guy who does impersonations of newsreaders, and I think he's very good. Perfect. I think he's highly accurate. But you would know. You've reported overseas before.

Yeah, absolutely. And I've worked with some of the best as well. Yeah, absolutely. So let's run these by you, and you can tell me are they accurate, okay? Yeah, absolutely. And I've worked with some of the best as well. Absolutely. So let's run these by you and you can tell me are they accurate. First of all, this is just some guy off TikTok attempting to sound like a BBC

news reporter. BBC reporters will often speak with their head tilted and will take a breath between each sentence. They'll often speak with a melody as well as moving their heads from side to side That is very good That's spot on

That is spot on Okay he's got the BBC down What about an American reporter Because it's very different to the BBC style Has he got American newsreader right American newscasters will often over pronounce their words When listening things They'll often use a higher pitch.

For example, countries in Eastern Europe, Ukraine, Russia, Poland, Belarus. Yeah, good, right? He's nailing it. Let's go a little bit closer to home. What about the Australians? How do the Aussies do their news? Right.

Is this correct? Typically, Australian female newscasters will speak very eloquently. New South Wales records 30,000 new coronavirus cases. How's that? Yeah, that is spot on as well. That's good. That's all the same guy. Yeah.

That's one guy doing all of those. I mean, first of all, he's good at accents. Yes. Because not everyone can pull off an accent. But to do an accent in a newsreader voice as well. It's impressive, eh? Very impressive. I thought he hasn't done New Zealand, he hasn't done a Kiwi reporter, but you're a Kiwi

reporter, so could we get an impersonation of what a newsreader reporter sounds like in New Zealand for this afternoon? I've prepared a story for you because I can't send you in blind, so when you're ready, Matty, please give us the news. Local celebrity Matdie McLean was spotted jet ski shopping this weekend with long-term lover and

real estate sugar daddy Ryan Teese. McLean, who became engaged a fortnight ago, in case you hadn't heard, was interviewed about the OTT marine purchase and had this to say. He wants a jet ski instead of an engagement ring. I think it's weird but wait until he hears that I want a Harry Potter themed wedding day with shirtless waiters serving butterbeer. TVNZ's

poster boy of weather is forecasting blue skies for the couple's future and dispersed with hot, steamy periods and plenty of moisture. Wow. That was good. Yeah. That was good.

Accurate too. Yeah. And you held your composure. Thank you. You didn't crack under pressure. You can't. You can't. Not in the news.

You're so professional. You can't laugh during the news. It's the goddamn bloody news. Yeah. Who are you? Hilary Barry? Exactly. She laughs during the news all the time.

She really does. Like a little too much. Whoa, shade Hilary Barry Exactly She laughs during the news All the time She really does Like a little too much Whoa Shade Hilary I love you Hilary I love you Last week we covered off The biggest story in music

The Dua Lipa scandal Where she's been accused Of stealing her hit Levitating She was accused by a group Of Article Sound System Called Article Sound System Hay Day. She was accused by a group of Article Sound System called Article Sound System

whose song sounded like this. Which we thought was due be us until Maddie uncovered evidence on the weekend. Well, we took it

to court last week. The court of public opinion. Yeah, we sentenced Dua Lipa to life in prison. Yeah, the two of us did. Yeah. But then I saw something over the weekend, a TikTok from a guy who said, actually, this might not be what we think it is

because curiously, he couldn't find any instance of this song by Article Sound System until about two weeks ago. Yeah. Except for this one file on SoundCloud. But then his partner reminded him that you can actually replace audio files on SoundCloud. Without re-uploading.

Without re-uploading it. So it'll say that you put it up in 2018. Exactly. But you could change the audio tomorrow. Completely. Plot twist everybody. So maybe we were harsh to judge Dua Lipa and sentence her to life imprisonment. Are you saying that

our court is dysfunctional? Look, I'd say that there's maybe a case for a re-examination. I'm not willing to do that because we've got a fresh case. Justice must roll on. Yeah, look, we're too busy. Sorry, Dua.

Today, yeah, sorry, Dua, you'll get your appeal in 2040. Today, the artist in question, the defendant, if you will, you may have heard of him, ginger superstar Ed Sheeran. I'm in love with your body. Did Ed Sheeran steal part of this song from 2017's Shape of You? He's in real court, not our court, he's in real court today. Today defending a $5.7 million lawsuit that says he stole part of this song. Big deal, eh?

Huge deal. So Sam Chokri and Ross Donahue say that the part of the song he stole is the oh-i-oh-i-oh-i's. Quite a distinctive part of that song, I would say. Yeah, absolutely. It's the hook. It's the most memorable part of the song. It's the most valuable part of a song, you know? So do you want to hear their version?

I would love to. So this is what they're saying Ed Sheeran heard and went, yeah, I love that. I love a bit of that. Here's semi-switch. I'm a collapse when he leaves. Ew. Look, I'd consider myself a hard-ass judge. Yes.

I'll send someone to jail if I think that there's an infringement. Happily. Yep. Yeah. Easily. I'll send you on your way. I won't even blink. So is Ed Sheeran going to jail?

I don't think we can send Ed Sheeran to jail for an O-Y-O-Y. Really? And then Sammy Slick. It's slower. But I mean, it's made it all the way to the court. It's in court today for $5.7 million. I just think it would be easy enough to sit in a sound booth

and go away, away, away. Like, it's not, you're not a lyrical genius. No, no, no, yeah. Okay, well, we have to pass a verdict. Is Ed Sheeran going to prison? In this instance, I'm going to say not guilty. There you go, and our court's ruling is final. Final.

Ed Sheeran, you are free to go. So we'll send our verdict to the official high court in the UK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And hopefully news can reach them before Thanksgiving. I'm in love with your body. He'll be stoked. Yeah. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the line. Who are the celebrities, Dean, who are trying to raise a crazy amount of money for Ukraine at the moment? Oh, this is

incredible. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have decided they've hit a goal. They've decided on a goal of $30 million they would like to raise for the people of Ukraine. Because you may not know this, but Mila Kunis was actually born in Ukraine. She was born in 1983 in Ukraine, moved for the people of Ukraine. Because you may not know this, but Mila Kunis was actually born in Ukraine. She was born in 1983 in Ukraine,

moved to the States in 1991. They pledged $3 million. At the start of this, they said, okay, we'll match $3 million. They've done that, obviously, and they're now at $16 million. Wow. And they have a goal of $30 million.

They are very influential people. And I'm not sure if you know this about Ashton Kutcher, but he was one of the people who first invested in Uber. He's stupidly wealthy, has some huge contacts in the Silicon Valley and the tech world. So they'll hit $30 million, you watch, for sure. Pretty incredible, actually. Some celebrities are incredibly useless, I'll say that,

about celebrity culture. But these guys get stuff done. And that is going to make a sizable difference to some people's lives over there. Totally. And clearly not just about the money either. It really obviously resonates with them really personally as well, which is huge. Yeah. There you go.

Some good news coming out of Hollywood. For the Ukraine, that's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. We had Kiwi reporter Ash Tulloch on the show when she was covering the Beijing Winter Olympics. Now, after two years away, she's home. She was one of the Kiwis on the first flight into New Zealand

that didn't have to quarantine. They didn't have to do any MIQ. And she joins us on the phone now. Hi, Ash. Hello. Welcome home. Very sunny or haughty beach. Oh, my God, Dream.

Dream, welcome home, Ash. So you were news. You are the news because you were on that plane which had the first load of Kiwis coming into the country, not from Australia. We've already had those ones come in. Who cares about them? From around the world who didn't have to go on MIQ, where did you fly in from?

It was a wild, wild experience. It took me 39 hours to get home. I originally started in Portugal and I had to go via Madrid and then Dubai, Kuala Lumpur and then landed in Auckland. I was lucky because my boyfriend sent me a message just when I landed.

He was like, hey, just FYI, there's an article out which says that your flight is the first flight. So you're going to get a goodie bag. There's like going to be some music. And I was like, damn it. There's definitely going to be cameras. I love that you became that story as well, Ash. Like front page news.

There's a photo of you crying, hugging your mum. But it was so beautiful to watch. It was really neat. Yeah, it's honestly been such a surreal experience because I think we've all lived our life so differently the past couple of years. And, you know, I have to admit, admit, I'm a very, very privileged person. I have my health. I have a job.

I have food and a house that I live in overseas. So I've been so fortunate to have been able to see what's been happening in New Zealand and see the border closure. But actually, I haven't had a crisis that's meant that I've desperately been trying to get home. It's more just been the fact that I've wanted to be here, to be with my friends, to be with my family. And so I have to say it's just been such a wild couple of years. And my heart has been breaking for all the people

who haven't been able to get back in time to see their loved ones for funerals and things like that. It's just, it's truly been wild. Did mum get a chance to put some lippy on before the Herald took some photos of her at the airport? Mum was totally prepared for it. I think the Herald actually said, like, can we get a picture of you guys?

And mum texted me and I said, no. I just felt bad. I was like, I'm not here for this. And also, like, honestly, I just feel like I am genuinely a very privileged person. I was in, you know, as you said before, I was in China a week and a half ago covering the Olympics. I get to live this amazing life

and I just didn't think it was fair that my story should be the one that we were talking about because there are other people who have been through so, so much more than I have. But our lived experiences

are all totally different and, you know, actually something that I've learned through all of this is that when we have social media, so much of it is smoke and mirrors and I think we know this, but we kind of forget. So, you know, for example, my friends are all saying, oh, things

look great. Life looks great. But also behind the scenes, you just don't know what people are going through. So I think it's a good timely reminder for all of us to sort of check in on our mates and make sure like that they are doing okay, because you just don't know. And social media is one thing, but it's not reality. And we know that, right? Yeah, totally. You've been trapped out of the country for two years. You were one of the first Kiwis to get back in under the new rules. What does Auckland Airport give you in a goodie bag to celebrate that?

Oh, my God. You won't believe this. Any guesses? Honey. I reckon Honey's going to say, I was going to say like a Dave Dobbin CD. Some pineapple ice. No, I wish. No, I couldn going to say like a Dave Dobbin CD. Some pineapple lungs. No, I couldn't believe this. And my dad was like, don't be mean, because I was sort of joking about

it this morning. Waddy's tomato sauce. Nice. Which I just thought was hilarious. Marmite. Good. I was expecting hand sanitizer and mask, but there was none of that. And they also had Whitaker's chocolate, Fiji pineapple lungs, which I didn't even know existed.

They're new. They're new. Do we like them? I haven't tried them yet. Clint, you're all over this kind of like thing, right? I like them at first and I'm not so sure anymore. They go a bit rubbery after you chew them. Okay.

All right. That's an interesting description. But I think there was something else and I can't quite remember what it is right now. Oh, that's right, some kettle chips. That's a good welcome home back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, Ash, it's just like a timely reminder

that if you're an emotive person in a country where most people are understated, you're definitely going to get your photo taken and put it on the page of the newspaper. Anyone who wears their heart on their sleeve is hotter for the news at the moment. Hey, we're stoked that you're back in the country. We're stoked for any Kiwis

who are getting the chance to come home right now. Just before you go, what did you miss most about New Zealand while you were away? Oh, I don't know. I mean, I have to say, first of all, it was just hugging my parents. Like, there is nothing quite like physically

being able to touch the people that you love. And it's so good to be back. The sun is shining. The surf is pumping. In fact, I've got to go, guys. I've got to go catch some waves. Fair enough. Reporting live from Ohopi Beach, that's New Zealand reporter Ash Tulloch.

Welcome home, mate. Good to talk. Welcome home. Thank you. It's an interesting world. I've always been someone that kind of wears my heart on my sleeve. It's with friends, mostly Like I'll happily tell anyone anything And I remember when I was single and dating a lot

I would always come home and regale my friends with tales of my dating escapades Especially your friends who are in relationships Yeah, they're like, give us the juice Love living vicariously. Sell us the goss. Absolutely. But I never was one of these people that kind of posted the intimate details of my dating life to social media.

No. No, and I think that is a recent thing that has become semi-normal. It must be, right? Because you guys have been together like five years, right? Yeah. Five years ago, if you put your dating updates on your Instagram story, I'd be like, TMI. Why are you doing this?

Also, it would freak out the guy. Yeah, totally. Or the person you were going on a date with. Yeah. Which is interesting because this, maybe it's part of my algorithm, but I see these TikToks all the time. People sharing their stories of going on dates.

And there was one that popped up today from this guy in America who talked very candidly about a first date he went on with a guy. So update on my date from last night. There was a definite highlight moment where we were walking in this really cute part of town with all these twinkle lights on the trees. But we were in this conversation, holding hands, walking back to my car. I was telling him about my main character complex and how I feel like the writers of my life

love a good movie moment. He stops and I turn to him, I'm like, what's up? And he's like, can I kiss you? And I was like, sure. So he kisses me and then he goes, I'm just trying to help the writers. I mean, it's a good, huge story. Romantic.

Super romantic. So he's just putting that on TikTok for everyone to see, though. For everyone. And then here's where the problem happens. Because he then uploaded a second TikTok a couple of days later where he green-screened a text message conversation between him and the guy because one of his friends had seen the TikTok and had obviously put it together and told the guy

he'd been on a date with that this other guy was making TikToks about their romantic escapades. So the guy who was just trying to have a romantic passion in the park was like, bro, are you TikTok-ing our relationship? Yeah. Yeah, right. I see. And that would be the biggest thing

stopping me from ever putting things online like that. How the other person would feel. How the other person would feel. And it got me thinking, God, this must happen so regularly now that people share so much to social media that inevitably the person that it's about is going to find out. Do you think people would be put off dating someone

if they knew they had a big social media following? Absolutely. Unless you were someone that was happy for had a big social media following. Absolutely. Unless you were someone that was happy for your private life to be shared. Well, that's the risk, right? Yeah. Either they'll share intimate details, which they might not, or if you guys break up eventually, they'll be in complete control of the narrative.

Totally. They'll be able to put their side of the story, if it ends badly. Totally. And they'll put their side of the story out. Any fight you have, any disagreement you have, you fart and

beard, they'll share it on their Instagram story. Sounds like dating Brie Thomas. Brie and Clint. It's Pride Month at the moment. Oh, happy Pride Month, by the way. Happy Pride, thank you. Happy Pride, Anastasia. It's very homophobic that you haven't said that to me yet.

I said it first. I said it first. You're such an ally. I am. Unfortunately, there's not a lot going on in New Zealand at the moment, of course, because of COVID. But one country that is celebrating it so epically is Australia right now.

Yeah, I saw a lot on the gram on the weekend. Over the weekend, Sydney had such a good Pride Festival. It looked insane. They had their Mardi Gras party inside the Sydney cricket grounds. With Savage Garden. Yes. The Wiggles. A whole bunch of drag queens.

Keita Mean, the New Zealand drag queen, was over there, I saw. Amazing. And one other person that was at the Pride Festival was my brother. Oh yeah. Rob. Yep. He lives there eh? Yeah he lives in Bondi. I would say quite a laddish

guy. But maybe Sydney's changed him or maybe he's just like become a lot more comfortable with himself over the years. Is he a feature on the LGBTQI plus rainbow? He's not. He's a hetero. He's one of those.

Right, okay. Yeah. He's a breeder. But he's an ally and he's getting amongst Mardi Gras. And God was he an ally over the weekend because he sent me a photo of his outfit that he wore to a Pride Festival boat party and it was insane.

I've seen this picture. Can you please describe the outfit for everybody? So we're talking leather hot pants. Yes. A open leather vest. A choker around his neck. Yeah. This is the gayest thing I've ever seen anyone

wear, let alone my brother my straight brother I can't imagine you wearing this outfit I would never wear this outfit I would never but good on him Good on him, yeah totally He was living his life, here it is

He's in good nick, your brother His reg is very impressive I was about to say thank you. Well, yeah. I was about to say thank you. Like, I've done something to... No, I got the personality. He got the... Oh, Matty. Matty had quite a crafty idea this afternoon.

Yeah, I thought we'd have some fun with this. So I thought what we'd do is we'd get Anastasia, producer Anastasia, to call my brother posing as someone from a gay magazine to see if we could convince Rob to be the poster boy for Pride Parade in Sydney. Rob has no idea the call is coming. No clue. Anastasia, you are Maggie.

Austin Park and Rob speaking. Hi there, Rob. My you are Maggie. Wilson Park and Rob speaking. Hi there, Rob. My name is Maggie. I'm just calling from a magazine called Attitude. It's Australia's biggest queer publication. How are you? Yeah, not too bad. How are you?

Not too bad, thanks. Hey, look, I'll make this really quick. Someone in our team saw some photos of you looking awesome over the weekend at Mardi Gras. Did you have a good time? Yeah, I did, actually. It was, yeah, we were on a boat party on Saturday. Yeah, that's right, the boat party.

You looked amazing, may I say. It was such an awesome costume you were wearing. Are you sure you got the right person? Yes, no, no, no. You looked amazing. Hey, look, I'll cut to the chase. you're wearing are you sure you got the right person yes no no no we you looked you looked amazing hey look i'll cut to the chase basically we're going to do a mardi gras special next month and we just wanted to know if we could use any of those images to feature in in the magazine yeah yeah absolutely yeah we just really think that that leather look really resonates with our

like target demographic type thing. Yeah, no worries. Awesome. That's so cool. Awesome. Well, we'll be in touch to get some high-res images. But basically something else I wanted to ask with you. Obviously, we partner with Sydney and Mardi Gras and Sydney and for everyone coming along.

And we just wanted to know if that's something that you'd be interested in doing just with how good and how cool your outfit was over the weekend. No, I don't think I'd be comfortable being the poster boy for Mardi Gras, but I could put you in touch with some people that would. Oh, come on. That's so homophobic of you. I can't believe you wouldn't be the poster boy for Mardi Gras. Oh, I knew it. Such an idiot.

I should have got it from the Kiwi accent. This doesn't sound right. Rob, welcome to ZM. I really do think you'd look great in the magazine. You do look great. You sure? What if there was a small fee to be the poster boy for Pride Month in Australia? I'd do anything for a small fee.

Yeah, I thought so. Yeah, it's just a shame we couldn't get Matt over. I'm sure he would have looked better than I did in that dodgy uniform I had on. I would not be caught dead in the outfit you're wearing. But Rob, if you were willing to send it over, I've got a couple more weeks of working with Matty. I'd love to organise a shoot of him wearing the leather,

well, I was going to say leather-inspired. It's not even leather-inspired. The leather outfit that you wore to Pride Week. It looks fantastic. I don't think you'd need any of my help with that. I'm sure Matt would get dressed up for you, wouldn't he? I'll, uh... The diet starts tomorrow.

It's time to play Guess the Voice. A game of oral expertise. Oral? Oral expertise. Requires the contestant to use their ears. Yep, their tarting is that form of oral expertise to identify celebrities. Running the game is our expert quiz master Anastasia.

Hi Anastasia. Hey guys. So yeah, this is Guess the Voice where we'll play this week some female singers' voices. First person to buzz in with the correct name wins their team point. First to three wins. Adam's here. Adam, you want to be on Team Maddie?

Hello, how are you? Sorry, we didn't catch that. You want to be on Team Maddie? Hello, how are you? Sorry, we didn't catch that. Do you want to be on Team Matty? Yeah, Team Matty will do. Yeah. Team Matty will do. Adam, I'll have you know I'm the reigning champion, but if that'll do... Oh, that's better.

Oh, that's better. You'd better win. I'm on KFC. Yeah, Adam's negging you. He's like... I haven't had KFC in like two years. He's using negative reinforcement to He's like, I ain't had caffeine like two years. He's using negative reinforcement to spur you on to victory.

And God, does he know it'll work on me as well. Casey, talk dirty to me, okay? Be mean to me and see if it'll make me win. I don't think

it's going to make you win, of course. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. That's good. Okay, Casey, I'm going to do it for you. Maddy, we'll do it for Adam.

Anastasia, when you're ready, let's play. Let's hear, so these are all female musicians that we're doing today. That's good. Okay, Casey, I'm going to do it for you. Maddie, we'll do it for Adam. Anastasia, when you're ready, let's play. Let's hear. So these are all female musicians that we're doing today. Let's hear voice number one. A couple of months, really. Maddie. Oh, you have not got that.

Adele. He's done it. That was fast. It's just I don't like being famous. Coming out of nowhere after so long, I know, makes it more of a big deal. Wow, okay. Adam's negative read. Oh, really? Already coming into play. The negging's working more of a big deal. Wow, okay. Adam's negative read is already coming into play. The negging's working, Adam.

Well done. Yeah, better. Come on, go handcuff him. Come on, Clint, let's do this. Okay, and let's hear voice number two. If you don't get this, Adam's going to whip you. Here's voice number two. I think that everyone needs to watch and just like, he's amazing.

I mean, his work is obviously so incredible. Taylor Swift. Another correct point. Big fan. Oh, it is Taylor Swift. I was going to say that woman from the Uncajams. I was going to say Drew Barrymore for some reason. It did have a bit of a Drew Barrymore vibe to it.

But you were wrong, Adam. Well, Clint. Yeah, what's she doing? Okay, one more. I need this one to stay in the game. God, my back is against the ropes here. Maddie could win it here. Come on.

Let's hear voice number three. So super excited to catch... Clint. Lady Gaga. That's a point. Correct. I think it's Chris as well. Four out of five times that we practiced, I didn't get it,

and everybody on my team won it. Apologies. Lady Gaga was the correct answer. Right, let's hear voice number four. I entered a talent show at my, it's called my... Middie. That's Lorde. Correct, he's won the game.

To media school, which I guess is like middle school. It was after lunch, so I got ready. I put my special outfit on. Of course, that's Lorde. The Queen. Adam, you crafty bugger. You've just won some free KFC, courtesy of Mitty McLean. Oh, my God.

You're making me so hot and kinky now. Oh, God, Adam. Calm down. hot and kinky now. Oh god, Adam, calm down. It's just KFC. It's been a long day. I'll bet it has. Go and cover yourself in some

potato and gravy and calm down, okay Adam? Yeah, you can lick it off. Oh god! We're just talking about Uber rides.

Yeah. Yeah, they're part of our everyday lives now. Yeah. It's completely replaced the word rides. Yeah. Yeah, they're part of our everyday lives now. Yeah. It's completely replaced the word taxi. Totally. I'm going to go get an Uber.

I can't think of the last time I just dialed a taxi number. No. But it's still important to have. Oh, totally. To have access to, oh, I'm not taking one. Yeah. You know. But because you give out ratings,

you're always looking for the things that are going to lift the Uber's game, you know? You and I were reflecting on when Uber first came out how hard they used to go to impress you. Oh, they would have lollies in there. Breath mints. Absolutely. Hand sanitiser. Complementary water.

Totally. In the back of the Uber. I got in one one time and it had on the back of the headrests 10 exciting things to do in that town. Seriously? Yeah, so you could go and check out the sites. Brilliant.

I love that. They give you the aux cord so you can plug your own music in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of that's a COVID issue now. Yeah, probably. They've got that big plastic screen. They can hardly even see you. Yeah, but I saw this clip of a guy, an Uber driver in the US

who's possibly topped the charts in terms of what to do to impress your Uber passengers. Okay. Have a listen to this. Ready for the best Uber ride of your life? I am so ready. Excited for Monday? Running a little late? Does that stress you out or are you just used to it now?

No, it still stresses me out. Well, you know what helps with stress? What? Not being late. Puppies. Stop it. What the heck? You want to say hi? Where did that come it safe well maybe not safe he literally has the puppy on his lap

and it's a surprise for the passenger he's driving down the road and then he uses both hands to pick it up and goes, surprise, puppy. What we didn't see is the videos of the people who were not dog fans freaking the hell out because there's a puppy inside their Uber. Get that thing away from me. Very cute. I'd be all about it. Yeah, so would I. I would absolutely froth.

Is the puppy into it? The puppy looks pretty, yeah. The puppy looks into it. Okay. But it got me thinking, who else has had crazy Uber rides out there? Because surely this guy's not alone in terms of doing things above and beyond. Or maybe it doesn't have to be a good thing. Maybe he had a terrible Uber experience.

I took an Uber just before Christmas in Auckland, and it was in a van. It was just two of us, but it was a van that pulled up, and he pushed the button, the door opens. Nice. Inside, disco ball, flashing disco lights. Seriously? Karaoke monitor and microphone

for you to do karaoke in the back of the Uber. I love that. I know. It was like, I was like, five stars. How do I give you more than five stars? And he goes, well, you could tip me. Yeah, yeah, true. Yeah, you're getting three dollars, bro.

Done. No, no, no, don't even mention it. I'm giving you three whole dollars. Two percent. Because I'm a big spender. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the flip side, Jack Tame and I were in, Jack used to be a US correspondent for One News. Yeah. And he was living in New York at the time. I went to visit

him. We were in an Uber on the way home from the airport. Yeah. And our Uber on the way home from the airport. Yep. And our Uber driver got cut off. He got into this big screaming match. The two cars pulled over on the side of the road. Someone got their McDonald's thick shake and threw it at our Uber. And it hit the window and exploded.

Thick shake is a really good projectile. So good. Because it's not going to do any damage. No. But it's so thick and gluggy that if you get the windscreen, the stuff. And if it goes inside, if you manage to, if your aim was good and you got it in the window, pandemonium.

ZM, Bree and Clint with Maddie. That's new music from Labyrinth and Zendaya. It's called I'm Tired. Zendaya was one of your hot talking points for your Gen Z BYO on Friday. So I had a BYO with my sister who's 10 years younger than me, so we're different generations.

And so on Friday I said, God, it's been so long since I've been to a BYO. I need all the help I can get. Totally. Because what do I wear? What do I talk about? What do I bring? How do you interact with those people? Lindale phrase apparently was off the table.

Embarrassing. We took advice from resident Gen Z producer Anastasia. Yeah. And I want to know, Maddie, how effective was Anastasia's advice? And did you fit in at the Gen Z BYO? I would say yes and no. Okay.

I worry that I'm not the right person to ask. I'm probably not the best. Well, you didn't tell us that on Friday when you were dishing out advice for me, really. I don't know.

You sat right where you're sitting now. You looked me in the eyes and so confidently told me exactly what I needed to do and say. You told him to take

a bottle of red wine to a BYO. Yeah, reads in. I will say that it's the first piece of advice that she got right. Yeah. Really? what I needed to do and say. You told them to take a bottle of red wine to a BYO. I will say that's the first piece of advice that she got right. There was a lot of red wine being drunk. Yeah, most people drink red. But I didn't take your advice and I wish I had because I turned up

with my bottles of bubbly because that's what I always drunk at a BYO. And all of the Gen Zers looked at me like I was crazy. Did they think you were like a Richie Rich? They're like, whoa, champagne. Maybe that's what it was. They were like, what are you drinking?

I was like, bubbly. More like engagement party vibes. The guy off the TV is loaded. You're like, babes, this is a deuce. Little do they know, it was a bottle of Spumanta. Okay, so the drinks advice was right, but you didn't take it. You were also given fashion advice. I didn't take that either.

What did you wear? Did you wear a waistcoat? No, I didn't wear a waistcoat, but I did put my fancy shirt and pants on. Okay, and what was everyone else wearing? Very casual. Yeah, I told you. There's nowhere to go out after.

I just panicked because, again, this is all I know. You put on a town shirt when you go into town. Totally. You put on town shirt, town shoes, town pants. Yeah. Which are skinny leg jeans. Exactly. Unfortunately, with the current climate, there's not many people in town.

True. So you're not really dressing up to go around. You've got to dress for kick-ons. Yeah, you've got to kick-ons out there. But I did take your advice on topics, so people to talk about, so have good conversations about Zendaya. Does everyone think Jacob Alderati's hot?

And I used his name. I couldn't remember it right now, but I did remember it on the night. And yes, big talking point. Super hot. Good start. So far, so good. Such a start. All right.

The one that let me down was the one thing that you said that I should say, the saying I should use. I was walking around all night saying, Che Gil, Che Gil. I was taking the piss with that one. Well, now I know that. How was Maddie to know that that was the one? I was taking the piss with that one. Well, now I know that. How was Maddie to know that that was the one thing you were taking the piss about? When you turned around, that was later on.

You turned around in the show and you were like, what else should I say? I was like, Chegill? I was taking the piss. I took it really seriously. So unfortunately, the one piece of joke advice was the one piece of advice that you took. That I took to heart. All right, well, let's start off with red wine next time.

It's confusing, man. Getting old is scary. Thank you. You with your drum and bass knowledge, how do you know Wilkinson's been there? I'm big fan. Big fan. Big fan.

Big fan. Big fan. I actually have seen Wilkinson live before. Have you? Yeah. Are you a duff head? Just huge. Yeah.

Huge duff head. Matt, he's big on the DMV. Say, give me a bottle of Lindalf Reis and put me on the D4 with some duff duff. He's anybody's. This is a birthday banger where we tell you the number one song on your 16th birthday. Raylene's here. Hi, Raylene.

Hey, how's it going? Good. How are you doing? Good, thank you. Good start to the week? Yeah, good start to the week. Nice. Let's try and make it even better by finding out what your birthday banger is.

When's your birthday, Raylene? So, 27 of November 77. Alright, Raylene, you were 16 on the 27th of November 1993 and this was the number one song. Oh my gosh. So good. First things first,

excellent birthday banger, Raylene. Second things second, weirdly, that song has never come up in birthday banger history until last week. It came up for the first time. I think I heard it. Yeah, twice in a week. And we did pick it last week because it's such a good song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never mind.

But, I mean, if the other's a dog tucker, then you've got to win it. I would listen to Meatloaf any day of the week. Including Monday. Yeah. Okay, I mean, if the other's a dog tucker, then you've got to win it. I would listen to Meatloaf any day of the week. Including Monday. Yeah. Okay, wait there, Raylene. We'll do a birthday banger for Alana. Kia ora, Alana. Kia ora.

How are you? Not too bad. How are you guys? Good. You haven't got COVID yet? No, not yet. Good. Keep fighting the good fight, my friend.

Dodge it. Yeah, duck and weave. Duck and weave. What's your birthday? 5th of March, 1996. All right, my friend. Dodge it. Duck and weave, duck and weave. What's your birthday? 5th of March 1996. Alright, Alana, you were 16 on the 5th of March 2012 and this was topping the chart.

This came up last week too. But we didn't play it, so it's in the running. Oh, and it was your birthday on the weekend, Alana. Happy birthday. Oh, okay. That's right, because the person who got this last week, it was their birthday on Friday. Yes.

This is weird. We're having almost identical birthdays come through today. Sort of weird. I just watched The Matrix on the weekend too. I knew we were living in a simulation. I knew we were living in a simulation. Sally's here. Hi, Sally.

Hello. Hi. Hello. Hi. Hello, Sally. You don't sound old enough to play birthday banger. Sally.

Hello. Hello. Was that your child? Yeah. That doesn't quite sound like a 16-year-old. Sounds like you've got a lot on, Sally. So give us your birthday and we'll do your birthday banger.

12th March, 1988. All right, Sally, you were 16 on the 12th of March, 2004, and this was your birthday banger. Okay, that's terrifying because we've had this song as well since you've been here, man. We have. But we did not play it.

No, we didn't. Sally, do you like Jamelia Superstar as your birthday banger? Yeah. You do. Okay, good. Wait there, we're going to decide between Carly Rae, Meatloaf,

which we just played last week, and Jamelia Superstar. I vote Jamelia. I vote Jamelia as well. Easy peasy. We'll go back to Sally, Meatloaf, which we just played last week, and Jamelia Superstar. I vote Jamelia. I vote Jamelia as well. Easy peasy. We'll go back to Sally, the busy mum. Congrats, you just won birthday banger. Thank you.

She's got to go, everybody. Yeah, she's busy. She's got to go. It's almost dinner time. So enjoy this, your birthday banger out of 2004. Four. Jamelia Superstar, Brianne Clint with Maddie ZM. Brianne Clint. for Jamelia Superstar, Brian Clint with Maddie ZM. The news today, officially, R&V-sta is off.

It's cancelled, but R&V New Year's 2022 is on. And here to tell us all about it is the co-founder of Rhythm & Vines and Mr Baywatch Campground 2005. It's Hamish Pinkham, everybody. Hi, Hamish. Hey, thanks, guys. Thanks for the intro. How is the New Year's rig looking?

Oh, it's good, mate. We've had plenty of time to get outdoors and did a bit of hiking, bit of tramping, just trying to stay away from, well, there's been no music festivals to attend, has there? It's been stink, bro. Yeah, when do you need to start shredding, though? Oh, the shredding, mate, we've got a bit of time. It's all about runway, isn't it?

So we've got to ramp up. I reckon start after July. You'll be fine. Okay, good, good. I saw you post today two shots for Bummer, which I think sums it up perfectly. We'll start with that. RMV Easter is cancelled, yeah?

Yep, it is. It's all a bit bittersweet, isn't it? Because the writing's on the wall with mass gatherings. There's no clarity when they'll be back. You know, it's six weeks to Easter and we just don't really have enough time to take the risk. So yeah, disappointing news for those that were looking forward to, you know,

seeing summer off with a bit of a bang in Gisborne. But the good news is we can start wrapping up to the 20-year anniversary in December and focusing on that now. summer off with a bit of a bang in gisborne but um the good news is we can start ramping up to the 20-year anniversary in december and focusing on that now and with the borders open we've got some international guests join uh joining us and it'll get back to its rightful place which is new year's eve and it's the best place to do it yeah and touch wood i'm touching it right now for you hamish because this year is going to be something pretty special right at New Year's? Yeah well we've had two years to get it right um there'll be but there'll be a lot of anticipation people will be coming in pretty hot uh we've got some great new initiatives and ideas for

the 20-year celebration a chance to look back on all the artists we've had bring back some special guests and think about the future as well so it's's all shaping up to be one hell of a year. So we can't wait to get that underway. We're taking registrations now and people can lock in their plans and you've got to think that things will be back to normal by December. What did you think of my suggestion that I gave you, that you get one artist from every year of Rhythm & Vine so far? You know, to celebrate 20 years of RMV, you get one artist from each year to comehythm and Vines so far. You know, to celebrate 20 years of R&B,

you get one artist from each year to come along. That's a good idea, right? No, we love it. I mean, we've got such a rich history. And I think we've also got to think about the future. And we've always been on the cutting edge with Rhythm and Vines and bringing some guests that will lead us into the next 20 years. But yeah, I think you're right, Clint.

We've had some fantastic acts from Public Enemy to Milo to Calvin Harris. And yeah, we may just see some of those favourite names back again this year, so stay tuned. Chance the Rapper. I was just thinking 2015, a great artist you could bring back. I mean, I don't know what your budget is like this year, but thoughts on emergency DJ Clint? He's always welcome back.

I mean, the best stage changeover DJ in the game, isn't he? So it's been said, not by me, but I have heard that. Who has said that? I just saw this. This is big news too, Hamish. We're talking to Hamish Pinkham, co-founder of RMV, about the changes and how they're not doing RMV Easter. They are doing RMV 2020, the 20-year anniversary.

2022, sorry. You guys are selling NFTs now for RMV. Yeah, well, it's a step towards the future. Again, it's a chance for people to own a little slice of the festival, and it'll be a smart contract. It'll be on the blockchain. It'll be something you can call your own. So stay tuned for details on that.

We've got some pretty creative people working on this NFT concept. So, yeah, register to buy a ticket in December, and some lucky punters will get to the front of the queue and potential to win lifetime passes to the festival. Don't tempt me. I've got seven under my belt already. My wife's told me no more, but a lifetime pass sounds like a leave pass you can't ignore. Hey Hamish, how do you go about picking who's going to

perform at RMV? Do you just put a dream list together and then just work your way from there? Yeah, well it's, as I said we like to be forward thinking and staying on top of the trends so it's often we used to try and get around the world and see some of the leading festivals and get

some inspiration but yeah we've got a good network of other festivals we talk to and the agents in places like London and L.A. and try and get a read on the next big names. And, you know, you guys have got a big part to play as well with, you know, who's hot in the radio space, who's, you know, making waves in the local scene. And it's just a really a bit of a mixture and a gut feel to do the program each year. So hopefully we can deliver another spectacular one. There you go.

Some stink news and some great news for the RMV fans. Hamish Pinkham, thank you very much for joining us this afternoon. Yeah, thank you, guys. Cheers. It's a marathon, not a sprint, right, Hamish? Free and Clint. Okay, let's get down to brass tacks Matty I left you on a very salacious Very troubling headline

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researchers discover oh as if we didn't have enough to deal with now we have to worry about penis covid oh so your penis catches covid let me give you some details the findings suggest that symptoms like erectile dysfunction reported by some covid 19 patients may be caused directly by the covid 19 virus so you get COVID, the cells go down to your old boy and play around with the way that he does his thing. Scientists who were expecting to find the coronavirus in spots like the lungs,

but didn't know where else they would find it, were somewhat surprised to find coronavirus infected the prostate, the peni, and the testes, and the surrounding blood vessels in three

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Where's Wendy Petrie giving me this information At 6 o'clock? Well, I'll send it her way. Do! Because I think people need to know, not just the men. Imagine Wendy Petrie reading this story out. Oh, she would never. She would never. She's way too classy. But, if you needed another reason to get boosted

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