ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint's Podcast - 20th July 2023

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

Kid's fave swears. Maia Jackman on the Fifa Women's World Cup. Weirdest foods. Hayley Williams AI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. I'm just using AI to erase a punnet of chips from a nice photo of Brie and her partner. Yeah, no, I appreciate that. Then you erase my partner altogether from the photo.

Yeah, this thing's crazy. Well, there was a guy in the background looking creepy, so we got rid of him. And then I was like, if you want me, if you want her out of this picture as well, I can get rid of your partner altogether. Have you seen the amazing videos that are doing the rounds on TikTok of Photoshop where the AI is just outrageous

and you can ask it to do, so say the photo is a certain size. Yeah. And it's a landscape. You can ask the AI in Photoshop to make it like wider or longer and it just fills it in. Have you seen the video versions of that where they're taking movies like Back to the Future

and recutting them for vertical video so you could watch it on your phone up and down. But if you do that at the moment, it cuts off, you only get a little bit. It fills in the space at the top and the bottom. It just predicts what should be there and recreates it. It's incredible. Speaking of AI

and speaking of the FIFA Women's World Cup which kicks off tonight the football ferns go the football ferns. Have you seen the France campaign that they've been running? Amazing game. It's all over TikTok. It's all over social media where they've taken their female footballers

and they've, using AI, put the male footballers' heads onto the females' bodies. And they play the ad and they'll be like, this is soccer and it's amazing. It says, only the men's team can make you feel like this. Yeah, and then it goes, you weren't watching the men's team, you were actually watching the women's team with the men's heads superimposed on their bodies.

Incredible campaign. It's such a good campaign. It's just started absolutely pissing down here in Auckland just in time for the opening ceremony and the opening game, so that's good. Yeah, that should be fun. That's what we need. Who cares? It's going to be a good time anyway. Brian Clint, let's get into Tradiverse Lady. 59 points

to the Tradies, 64 points to the Ladies. 0800 dial ZM if you guys want to play in Tradiverse Lady this afternoon. We're our players. We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. Here's Taylor Swift, Cruel Summer,

the, oh, ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM. Yeah, that's the name of the radio station that we work at. ZM, that's Imagine Dragons and Radioactive. No, I didn't say the wrong name

of the wrong radio station before. I wouldn't say that. You half said it. No, I wouldn't do that. I'm a radio professional. And I haven't worked at that radio station for like six years. Is it on your mind? So, I don't do that. I'm a radio professional. And I haven't worked at that radio station for like six years. Is it on your mind? So,

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I think you guys are hearing things. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Alrighty, here we go. We move on to the Tradies and the Ladies. The Tradies, another good win

for them yesterday. Brings them up to 59 for the year. They're still trailing the Ladiesies and the ladies. The tradies, another good win for them yesterday, brings them up to 59 for the year. They're still trailing the ladies who are on 64. Let's go live to our lady first in Tauranga. She's 20 years old and she's a tradie and a lady. She's chosen to represent the ladies, though. Welcome to the show, Tyler. G'day, Tyler. Please tell me you're a Tyler.

I am a Tyler. No! She's not. Oh, you're not. You said, please tell me,'re a Tyler. I am a Tyler. No! She's not. Oh, you're not. You said, please tell me, so she did. What are you? What's your trade? I'm a water and wastewater operator.

A wastewater operator. Okay. All right. I'm going to pretend like I know exactly what that means you do. I'll tell you what, when you've got a bit of wastewater around, you better hope you used a good Tyler. Yeah, effluent. Effluent water.

Yeah, sure. You're taking on our other tradie today. They're calling from Wellington. They're 22 years old, and they are the best builder in Wellington. According to who? Welcome to the show, Ethan. G'day, Ethan. Hey, hey, hey.

You got a certificate for that title? No, qualified end of the year. End of the year. Wait, wait. so you're saying the best builder in Wellington isn't even qualified yet? Ah, yeah. Yeah, wow, he is good. Almost there. Almost there.

He's done the course in half the time. That's how good he is. Okay, Ethan, your buzzer's tradie. Tyler, yours is lady. First to three gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. It's Barbie movie release day.

What is Barbie short for? Short for? Ready? Yes, Ethan. I'm going to lock in Barbara. Barbara. It is Barbara, named after the creator's daughter, Barbara. Question number two.

One to the tradies. True or false? The colour orange is named after the creator's daughter, Barbara. Question number two, one to the tradies. True or false, the colour orange is named after the fruit? Lady. Yes, Tyler. False. That's actually true. Oh, my God. Really?

They got the name for the colour from the fruit? Apparently. Wow. So the fruit became... Famous. The fruit came before the colour. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

So like what came first, the chicken or the egg? The orange came before the colour. Yeah. You're hurting my brain, but I believe you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fruit came first and then the colour. The main thing is Tyler was wrong.

Yes, exactly. Question number three, still one to the tradies. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Ethan. Stan Walker. It is, of course, the great Stan Walker. That is two to the tradies. You can take it out here.

You need this one here, Tyler. Question number four. Sinophobia is the fear of what? Is it cats, houseplants or dogs? Trady. Yes, Ethan, for the win. I'm going to go houseplants. That's incorrect.

Tyler? Cats? Dogs. We were looking for dogs. Yeah, I know. I didn't know that either. This still means tradies are on two. Question number five.

Who do the football ferns play in their opening match tonight in the FIFA Women's World Cup? Is it France, Australia or Norway? Yes, Tyler. Norway? It is. She's on the board. Nice work.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number six. The first line-up for R&V 2023 is out. Where does that New Year's Festival take place each year? Yes, Tyler. Gisborne. Wow, what a comeback. Gisborne.

That means we're all tied up. This is for the win. Question number seven. What year did the website Facebook first launch? Lady. Yes, Tyler. Worth a guess. I said 2001. Incorrect, Ethan. 2000. We're looking for 2004. It's not as old as you think.

Alright, still all tied up here for Tradie versus Lady. Question number eight. For the win, what colour is a ruby? Tradie. Ethan, just in. Red. Red? It is.

He's got it. What a game, Ethan! You did so well to come back, Tyler, but Ethan, you get the 50 bucks from KFC. Congratulations. Oh, how good? Thank you. Good game to both of you guys. It was a tight one.

We're in the distance. Bree and Clint. I saw this article which was talking about some expert mathematicians who reckon they've figured out using maths code, what is the ultimate swear word? Oh, okay. And it sparked my interest. Definitely.

I want to be using the ultimate swear word. Yeah, because I mean there's some- Not all the time. There's some great swear words. Some great swear words. Yeah, there's some ones with some real impact, some that just sound fun. Some that over the last 10 years have lost some of their impact

because they've just become... Yeah, part of the everyday... ...everyday language. Vocabulary. Yeah. I'm looking at you, C-word. What? Huh?

No, no, no. I'm looking at you, the C-word. Did you just call me the C-word? No, no, no. Sorry, that's what that came across as. No, I'm looking at the C-word. Producers, correct me if I'm wrong. Did he just call me the C C word. Did you just call me the C word? No, no, no. Sorry. That's what that came across as. No. I'm looking at the C word. Producers, correct me if I'm wrong. Did he just call me the C word?

Did you just call him the C word? I don't think he did. That's terrible. Oh, man, I'm having a shocker today. Yeah, I think he did. Jeez. We'll move right along. So a woman named Sophie McLean, she works at the King's College in London.

She created this certain type of code where they fed a computer a list of 45 profanities, so 45 swear words, and ultimately the computer determined what was the top tier swear word. Okay. The top tier swear word, according to this. Are you going to say it on the radio? Yeah, I think I'm allowed to. According to this... Are you going to get a stand on the radio? Yeah, I think I'm allowed to. All right, yeah.

According to this computer is banger. Oh. As in B-A-N-G-E-R. Banger? Correct me if I'm wrong. Isn't that a sausage? Correct me if I'm wrong. Don't we do birthday banger on the show every day?

Correct me if I'm wrong. Is banger a swear word? I don't believe that it is. I don't know if it is, eh? King's College of London. Why does it banger a swear word? I don't believe that it is. I don't know if it is, eh? King's College of London. Why does it qualify as a swear word? I thought all swear words had four letters. Oh, no, that's not true.

No, that's not true. But most of them have four letters. A lot of them fit in the four-letter category. Yeah. That's a, I mean, excuse my language, that's a crappy swear word. Use it in a sentence as a swear word. Oh, Clint, he's an absolute banger. See, I think I would take that as a positive. Yeah, I don't think it sounds bad. Yeah, I saw this

girl last night. She was an absolute banger. Doesn't sound like a swear word to me. Nah. Nah. You know what my mum's favourite swear word is? Oh, sugar. Dipstick. Dipstick. Dipstick. She goes, oh, you dipstick. That's when you know you've really, because we've been trying for five years to get your mum to swear.

That's all we've got out of her. Dipstick. I thought we could bring back something that we've done in the past because it's pretty cute. And it involves the kids that listen to their show. And I want you guys, if you're a child, you need to get permission from your parents, obviously, but I want you to give us a call if your parents say it's okay

and we want to know what your favourite swear word is this afternoon. Because it's cute when kids say it. Don't get help from anyone else, just what is your favourite swear word? What's our cut off age? What age does it stop being cute? They have to be under 10. Nah, I think cut off age 11. Nah. Cut off age 11. Nah, 11 year olds

know the words. Okay, cut off age 10. Because 11, they're an intermediate. It's a whole new category of words that are open to them. There's a lot of disappointed 11 year olds right now. Yeah. Just want to call up. Yeah, well they're potty mouths. 10 and under. Okay, yeah, I agree.

10 and under. 10 and under. Oh, $800. You have one break to tell us your favourite swear word on the radio. As long as you have permission from your parents. Yeah. Or as long as your parents aren't listening.

Brian Clint, we'll get the kids and we'll be back with their favourite swear words next. Brian Clint We'll get the kids And we'll be back with their favourite swear words next Brian Clint There's some mathematicians who have written some code And put it into a computer Which has spat out what the computer thinks Is the ideal swear word We don't agree

We're pretty annoyed at it actually We think it's not even a swear word It's not even a swear word According to the computer They reckon the word banger Oh sorry I was a bit slow on that it actually. We think it's not even a swear word. According to the computer, they reckon the word banger. Sorry, I was a bit slow on that. You missed it. Yeah, they reckon the word

They reckon Okay, get ready one more time. You've got to say the start of the word so it sounds real. Or you've got to say like or mess of They reckon the word... Oh, massive p***ness. They reckon the word b*** is the ultimate swear word. We're calling BS. So we're asking the kids who listen to this show to call up 0800DIALZM

and tell us what your favourite swear word is. We can get away with swear words on the radio if it's kids. Exactly. Right? Surely. They're kids. It's cute from kids. It's cute.

It's cute. They're not going to do the bad ones. Maybe they know some swear words we're not aware of yet too. Well, it's kids. Exactly. Right? Surely. They're kids. It's cute from kids. It's cute. It's cute. They're not going to do the bad ones. Maybe they know some swear words we're not aware of yet too. Well, that's true. The new up and coming swear words. We've got some kids standing by. Let's go to Elizabeth first. Hi, Elizabeth.

Hi. How old are you? Eight. Okay. You're eight, Elizabeth, and you've got a favourite swear word? Yep. Okay. Okay.

Elizabeth, when you're ready, give us your favourite swear word? Yep. Okay, Elizabeth, when you're ready, give us your favourite swear word. Okay. Shite. Shite. Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good quality swear word. It's got some finesse on it.

You can use it in multiple ways, Elizabeth. Okay, you go well down at an English pub. I really like it. Thank you, Elizabeth. Izzy's here. Hi, Izzy. Hi, Izzy. Izzy I really like it. Thank you, Elizabeth. Izzy's here. Hi, Izzy. Hi, Izzy. Izzy, this is you.

Thank you. Hi. Wow, you really do have permission, Izzy. You're being literally put up to this by your mum. She's handing you the phone. I know. My mum said that I can. Okay, good.

How old are you first, Izzy? I'm nine. Okay, you're nine. Okay, you're right on the cusp, Izzy? I'm nine. You're nine. You're nine. Okay, you're right on the cusp of being allowed to say these on the radio. So, Izzy, when you're ready, tell us your favourite swear word. So, instead of saying the F word, I say fudge. Fudge.

Such a good one, Izzy. Fudge. Oh, fudge it. And I say Yeah There's all kinds of replacements you can use Thank you Izzy that's really good Fudge off

Let's go to Maya for one more G'day Maya G'day How old are you Maya Eleven Maya we said only under ten yearyear-olds were allowed to call. I'm going to allow it, Maya. I turned 11 last week.

She only turned 11 last week. Okay, okay. No, I'm going to allow it, Maya. I just think that Maya will know the bad ones. I feel like she's old enough to know the bad ones. No, if I know Maya, she'll keep it PG. So when you're ready, Maya, tell us your favourite swear word. It's either...

I told you no 11-year-olds. I told you no 11-year-olds. God, they grow up so fast, don't they? Maya. Thanks, Maya. Maya, you'd never use those words, okay? No, you nailed it, Maya. You'd never use those words.

Unless someone cuts you off in traffic, okay? Look, I don't want to call anybody out on the show, especially not a member of our team, but we have to talk about producer Ella. What has she done now? We have to discuss. Has she slapped her mother-in-law's bum this time instead of the dad-in-law's?

I forgot you slapped your father-in-law's bum. No. How are things going with you and him since the bum slap? I feel so awkward. Yeah, I haven't really seen him since. No, I wouldn't either. Oh, that makes it way worse. Yeah, it does.

Anyway, park that because she's done something else today. And you did it in front of a lot of people. I'm just going to go on the record for your sake and say this wasn't intentional. No, it was completely just like when you're subconsciously doing something. Yeah. And I did something. Oh, what did you do?

Ella, for the last few days, has been using somebody else's lip balm. Oh, I don't know about that. Now, can I explain myself? Just a lip balm that she found on her desk. Can I explain myself? Ella. No, no, wait, wait, wait. So was there any chance that it could have been your lip balm

and you've accidentally picked up someone else's or you've just seen a random lip balm and thought, I'll use that? Which one is it? Yeah, I just saw it and I smelt it and I was like, that smells good. No, in my defence, I've only put it on my lips twice. I usually just get my finger.

That doesn't matter. And then put it on my, yeah, it was, today, this afternoon, when everyone was around, it was just automatic. You don't share lip balms? I know that. So usually she'll roll her finger around on the top of it and then smear it on her lips for hygiene reasons. But today she went straight lip balm to lips,

which is what everybody saw happen. And they went, Ella, that's not your lip balm. I need to find out whose lip balm this is now. We know whose lip balm it is. Whose lip balm was it? You can't. Do I tell her? Whose lip balm?

I don't think you can. I think you have. Shannon from The Breakfast Show. Spree, don't say it out loud. Well, I assumed because you sit in the same spot as Shannon. I was going to say Ella's got 12 hours to go and replace that lip balm and then she never has to know. Poor Shannon.

She doesn't even know that she's sharing a lip balm. She doesn't know that you guys are hooking up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I'm sorry. That was bad for me. Usually I'm a bit more hygienic. Are you just saying sorry? Because I got caught. Because you got caught out?

Yes. You don't actually think it's gross? It just to me shows how far our standards have slipped since COVID. Like, we've come a long way from face masks in the office to now sharing lip balms. Would you use Shannon's toothbrush? No.

No, I wouldn't. Would I use her hairbrush, maybe? Would you use her lipstick? No. Would you use her roll-on deodorant? No, that's too far. Is it? Maybe.

I hate, like, if you ask someone, like, you know, there's times where you forget your deodorant and you ask someone, does anyone have any deodorant? And then the person with the roll-on comes in and goes, you can borrow my roll-on if you want. And you go, yuck. And then Ella walks in and goes, do you want to put some of Shannon's lip balm under your arms?

The other day I needed some deodorant and I was like, oh, I didn't bring any. And Ella's like, don't worry, you can use mine. And she handed me her roll on. No, no, no. And I used it. Like, if I had to, if I was desperate, I would. Yeah, I think Claudia was desperate for it.

Ella uses a vegan stick deodorant. Shut up. I don't. It's like a paste. I thought the tea tree was coming out. Be honest, Claude, be honest. When she handed you the roll on, did you have a look at it to see if there was any hairs in it? No, for my own prediction, I did not.

Anyway, we can put it to bed. Okay, we've parked it. It's safe in the Breeinclint community. Nobody needs to know. Stop sharing people's lip barbs. I have to tell Shannon. Breeinclint. Breeinclint.

Kiwi man Owen Robinson has gone viral this week after he served his family up his version of butter chicken. I'm calling it butter possum. Is that because it's got possum in it? Instead of chicken. So technically, butter possum. Butter possum. He served it up to his family for Matariki

and he says the meal only cost him a few cents per head. Yeah, right. And that's because he actually hunts his own possum. Yeah. So obviously, you know, he's not paying for it. Do you reckon he told his family it was possum before they ate it? Or is that, dig in, guys. Butter chicken.

What do you think of the butter chicken? What do you guys think? He said initially it was an appealing dish to make because it was cheap, obviously. But he says he'd make it again because he enjoyed the taste. I am not opposed

to eating possum. I never have eaten possum. But the idea of it I'm not opposed to. I just would be worried they were full of diseases. Well, that's what it does talk about in the article. It says you have to be very careful because a lot of possums carry a lot of diseases. How do you know you've got a clean possum? Yeah.

You've got to send them to the family planning clinic first. I couldn't tell you. Do you have to boil it? I don't know. Yeah. I'm not too sure. Yeah. But if we did eat possum, it would be a good thing because they're a pest.

Do you reckon possum tail would be good? Nah. Nah, I reckon the possum tail would be all wiry. It's all bush. It's all fluff. Yeah, you don't want to eat bush. Nah. It'd be quite unpleasant, wouldn't it?

No, you're right. Quite unpleasant. You know what I'm saying, though? We could eat our way out of an environmental crisis. Yeah, I'd give it a go. Like if someone could guarantee that there was no diseases in it. There'd be possum farmers pop up around the country. Yeah.

Just guys with big fields full of possum. Good way to get rid of them. Yeah. You know, a pest, good way. Would you eat possum? Oh, I'd give it a try. Yeah. I'll try, I'm not going to say I'll try anything once,

but I'll try a lot of things once. Because you're from Australia. Have you tried platypus? Mate, they're endangered. Oh. Like, super endangered. Yeah. Try another one.

So, no. So, no. Have you tried koala? Also endangered. Koala, the Australian possum. Definitely not the Australian possum. Have you tried crocodile? No, but I would like to try it.

I've tried crocodile. How is it? It's fine. It's good. Is it gamey? Yeah. Quite gamey? Yeah.

Because it's a white flesh, isn't it? Yeah. From memory? Yeah. I think I might have had it like minced up and then made into a patty. Oh, crocodile mince. Yeah. Like a crocodile burger.

Have you had roo? I've had, I, my brother and I, when we lived together, we used to have kangaroo once a week. Really? Yeah. It was a part of our like weekly shop. Can you buy kangaroo meat at the supermarket in Australia? Every supermarket.

Can you? You know how like at the supermarket. That seems sacrilegious. You know how- Because it's such an icon of your country. Yeah. It's like if we had fried kiwi wings. You know?

It's quite interesting. So, you know, the supermarket, hey, you've got like the beef section, then it's like chicken, then it's like pork. Yeah. Yeah. In Australian supermarkets, one of the sections is kangaroo. Kangaroo has its own section? Yeah.

Wow. But the thing about kangaroos is they're a little bit of a pest in Australia because there's so many. Yeah, you don't realise that until you go there. There's so many of them, so I don't feel so bad. I was staying with a mate in Perth a couple of months ago and a family of kangaroos just hopped across his backyard. Everywhere.

And I was like, bro, bro, bro, bro, you need to call animal control. There's kangaroos at your house. He's like, yeah, they come every day. They're everywhere. It's Australia, man. There's a tonne of them. Everywhere. And I was like, bro, bro, bro, bro, you need to call animal control. There's kangaroos at your house. He's like, yeah, they come every day. They're everywhere. It's Australia, man. There's a ton of them. Yeah. Yeah.

It blew my mind. So I have had kangaroo. If you cook it right, quite nice. If you cook it wrong, quite tough. Quite springy. Yeah, quite chewy. I thought we could ask people, put it out there this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. What's the really unusual or weird food that you've tried?

I've got one. Yeah. Ella, can you block your ears? Can you? Sorry. What have you tried? Well, this is twofold. Not just because she's vegan, but because she raises these.

I've had guinea pig. Oh. I had guinea pig in Peru. How was it? Not for me, because I also had guinea pig. Oh. I had guinea pig in Peru. How was it? Not for me because I also had guinea pigs. And you decided you would eat some guinea pig? Well, I was in a foreign country. It's a delicacy. I didn't want to be rude.

I've tried crickets in Thailand. Oh, yeah? How were they? Quite crunchy. Flavourless as well, eh? Yeah. They say that, you know, crickets are the way of the future. Cricket flour?

They can make cricket flour and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an abundant protein source. I don't like them on their own. Yeah. Quite. You can taste all the little legs. Yeah, dog.

I'm not going to even answer that question. I have not had dog, no. Oh, 800 dials at M. We want to know the weirdest food that you've eaten. You can also text us on 9696. Nothing endangered. Yeah, no text us on 9696. Nothing endangered. Yeah, no platypus, okay? Nothing endangered and nothing that lives inside your house.

Yeah. Thank you very much. Everything else? Everything else, not for grabs. Bree and Clint. What's the weirdest thing that you have eaten? And boy, we've got some interesting responses. Gabriella is here.

Hi, Gabriella. Hi, Gabriella. Hello. Tell us, Gabby, what's the weirdest thing you've eaten? When I was a child, when I went to see grandma, she probably had sometimes armadillo. Armadillo? Armadillo.

Yes. Is armadillo the one with the hard shell? Yes, yes. So it was not much meat to it. I bet. Kind of like a fleshy watermelon. Would have been quite tough. What country did your grandma live in that she served

armadillo? So we come from Guatemala. Guatemala. And is that a delicacy in Guatemala? Is it normal to eat armadillo or was Nana a bit out there? No, you have to try to find it. But yeah, sometimes grandma will cook it for us. Yeah, special occasion.

Would she go out and find it herself? Like, would she hunt it or can you buy that from the supermarket? Well, not like a supermarket, but like a traditional market. A specialty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Interesting. Brings a whole new meaning to that. Remember on Friends, they had the holiday armadillo? Yeah. Gabriella has the holiday armadillo. They have it for Christmas. Yeah.

Instead of the holiday turkey, it's the holiday armadillo. Someone on the text machine said, in Iceland, my wife and I ate mink whale steak in a puffin. It's a local delicacy. What? A penguin. You ate a puffin? That's a local delicacy. What? A penguin. You ate a puffin? That's a penguin, isn't it?

It's kind of like a penguin, yeah. It's that bird with the little beak and the... Oh, it's not a penguin, yeah. I know the one you're talking about. It's on the books. It's on the books. And the mink whale. Yeah. Someone else...

We said this conversation was going to be controversial. It is controversial because, like, whale... Yeah. I would never eat the whale. No. No. No. A lot of meat in there.

Gavin's here. Hey, Gav. Hi, Gavin. Hey. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Gavin, what's the weirdest thing you've eaten? Yeah, Tim, we had some possum tails at the Hokitika Wild Food Festival.

We were just talking about possum tails. Was I right? Was it very wiry? No, it was pretty bony, but it was quite meaty. There's actually a surprising lot of meat on them. Are you telling me, Gavin, you had possum tail osso bucco? Yeah, off a barbecue. What's osso bucco?

Isn't it ox tail? Osso bucco? I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's ox tail, like an ox tail stew. Jeez, that's a high-end joke. I'm sorry I didn't get that one. That's fine. I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's like an oxtail stew. Jeez, that's a high-end joke. I'm sorry I didn't get that one. That's fine. I don't think it was very good.

I like how Gavin pretended to get it. That was my favourite. Gavin's like, that was over my head. Sorry, Gavin. Thanks, Gavin. I tried. Controversial text. Yeah.

Because we're asking you what's the weirdest thing you've eaten. Someone has texted through and said they've eaten dried elephant biltong. Oh, controversial. Controversial. Controversial. Someone else said they ate donkey in Croatia in a stew type dish. They said pretty nice. Someone else said I've had live snake heart.

Wow. And then they went dot, dot, dot. Or very recently alive. Let's cross live to an even more controversial one, especially post-COVID. Josh, what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? How are you going? Yeah, when I was living in Vanuatu, I ate fruit bat.

Bat. You ate bat? Yeah. Yeah, and I think I said on the text, like it tastes like how I imagine tires would taste. Yeah. Yeah, and I think I said on the text, like it tastes like how I imagined tires would taste. Yeah. Burnt rubber. Yeah.

They look like tires. Who is wanting to eat bat? I just look at that animal and think I would like nothing more than to stay so far away from you. Yeah, yeah. And I was thinking while I was waiting to speak, actually growing up, my mum was like a Great Depression kid. She would rummage on our farm for food.

So we'd have meat and eggs that we were told we weren't allowed to ask. Where they came from. We learned later they were like turkey eggs, probably whatever meat she found somewhere. And we weren't allowed to ask what was in the stews or anything. Oh, no, Josh. Fizz and eggs or something. Mum just got the job done.

Who knows what you've eaten, Josh? One more from Shay. Hi, Shay. Hi, Shay. Oh, hello. Can you top those, Shay? What's the weirdest thing you've eaten? My list is pretty long, but I would say I've had black bear.

I've had mountain lion. What? I've had rattlesnake. Those are probably the weirder ones. Sorry, is this Shea or beer grills? Have you had to survive like in the wild and you just had to eat what you can? No. Well, most of them were just from hunting.

So, yeah. Oh my God. And where? Where was this, Shay? I'm from Colorado. So, yeah. People in Colorado are built different, eh? You guys are a different breed, eh? The mountains in Colorado.

Yeah, you're mountain folk. Yeah, I don't know. I can say this about myself, but I'm pretty redneck, so... Really, Shay? Yeah. Well, we were going to say it after you hung up, so I'm glad you said it.

The funniest thing is is anybody who hears that I'm on the radio, they're going to be like, yes, she actually is. That's Shay. They know Shay very well. Jeez, that was

an eye-opening conversation. There was some weird stuff in there, eh? I do not endorse all of those things, but I enjoyed hearing people talk about them. With the advancements in AI, you know, the possibilities are endless. Like, for example, if you ever thought to yourself, I wonder what Hayley Williams, the lead singer of Paramore, would sound like covering Jesse McCartney's Beautiful Soul. I've never wondered that, but now it's all I want to hear.

You want to hear it now, don't you? Who put that combo together? I don't know. Is it because he's got quite an effeminate sounding voice? I don't know what it is. Maybe because it's just something that Hayley Williams might not ever do. That was rude of me to Jesse McCartney, by the way. He's got a beautiful voice.

He's got a beautiful soul as well. He's got a beautiful soul. I think it's because, yeah, you'd never hear Hayley Williams covering that song, I don't think. So Jesse McCartney. That's obviously the original. Hayley Williams. Very different. Very different.

Very different voices, very different styles. Yes. So the wait is over. Here is the AI version. And just keep that in mind. It is AI. It's not real. So it's not perfect.

But this is what they think Hayley Williams would sound like doing Beautiful Soul. I know that you are something special To you I'd be always faithful I want to be what you always needed Then I hope you see the heart in me Yeah, what do you think? It's pretty good. You think it's close?

It sounds like her, for sure. Especially there. The bit I'm disappointed about, and I don't know if you can plug these sort of nuances into AI, I want to hear Hayley Williams singing Beautiful Soul in Hayley Williams style. Yeah, see, it just sounds very monotone. Yeah. I don't want to hear Hayley Williams doing Jesse McCley Williams style. Yeah, see, it just sounds very monotone. Yeah.

I don't want to hear Hayley Williams doing Jesse McCartney style. I want to hear like a Hayley Williams version of it. Because I thought ahead and I thought, what is the part of that song that you would get the most kind of va-va-voom out of? And it's obviously that massive note in the middle of the song. I think it's just before the bridge. I want you in your beautiful soul. What has Hayley Williams, the AI version, done? Does it stand up

to the Jesse McCartney version? Here it is. I want you in your beautiful soul. Yeah, it's good. I'm not going to sit here. I'm not going to praise a computer, though. I'm sorry. I'm not there. Sounds a little bit auto-tuned.

Yeah, it's because it is. Yeah, right. Bree and Clint. The FIFA Women's World Cup 2023 kicks off in two hours. Not long. Not much longer to wait. Opening ceremony, 6.30. Football Ferns play Norway at 7 o'clock,

and then it's all underway. The first Football World Cup ever held in New Zealand. I am fizzing that we get to be a part of it. It's huge, eh? It is the biggest deal. It's the biggest women's sporting event ever. Yeah. So it would be remiss of us to not talk to a football fern this afternoon.

We managed to get one and not just any. She's been to World Cups with the football ferns. She's even kept in the football ferns before. She was a football fern for nearly 20 years. Please welcome to the show football royalty, Maya Jackman. Hi, Maya. Hi, how are you going? Oh, so good to have you on the show, my friend.

What has it been like for you in the lead-up to this FIFA Women's World Cup? Are you absolutely buzzing that it is in your home country? Oh, am I what? I mean, I got up early this morning and, you know, the day started with just, you know, just buzzing, so. A shoo-ee? Oh, yeah, literally, yeah.

Yeah, so, honestly, I was saying to someone, it just felt like the other day we were doing the 100-day countdown, and now we're here two hours away, and I can't believe it, and just to have this in our own backyard, like you said, Brie, so, so huge, and I really don't think the Kiwis get it. Nah, I know everybody sees that. I think we are starting to get it. I think today... They need to get their butts into gear.

I think today the penny may have dropped, and I know it's as late as it could possibly be, but I really think that people are starting to get it, Maya. Yeah, well, better late than never, eh? So, honestly, if people can't get to the game, if you can watch it anywhere, like, it is awesome. It's going to be awesome. And this game for the football fans is epic.

Like, to be in your home country playing in front of a sold-out crowd, none of these girls have done this ever before in this country. So, you know, they've got... Oh, sorry, yeah, you have done this. You've been to a World Cup before. What will the girls be feeling right now as they get ready to run out there? Oh, look, you cannot replicate this feeling. Like, I remember walking out in front of 65,000 people,

and I was just blown away. And this was not at home. So, you know, like it's 45,000 people, and knowing that your family and friends, all the people that have supported you to get to you, get you where you are today, they will be taking it in. They'll be digesting it. I probably won't hit home until they're out there on the pitch

in that national anthem. I think I'll be calling my eyes out at that point. To be hearing that, to see the crowd and to know that this is at home, I'll be pretty emotional. This is going to be the crowd and to know that this is at home, I'll be, yeah, pretty emotional. This is, like, going to be the pinnacle, it is the pinnacle for a lot of football players' careers to play at a World Cup. Like, how big of a deal is it, though, Maya,

to have, you know, like, crowds this big coming out to watch women's football? Oh, it's huge. Like, you know, the US, we're here in February and we got 12,000 people and that was big. You know, that was our biggest crowd. But now, you know, the football fans, I think all of those games are pretty much capacity.

I think the US games are going to be fairly much capacity. And, you know, there's some really, really great teams here. Like, I know the US are number one, and they're like these megastars, but there are other teams here that are unbelievable. So you get down, get some tickets. If you haven't got tickets, see Sweden, see Japan, see all these amazing teams, and, you know, just get and see this. These athletes, they're unbelievable.

It's just, yeah, I can't even, you probably can hear it. I can't describe how sweet it is. Yeah, we can hear it. You can't put it into words how big of a deal it is. We're talking to Maya Jackman, football fern legend. And look, this is quite a hard game for the football ferns first up. Norway are a really good team, right? They're good.

They're brilliant. Yeah, you know, they've been giants in Europe for a long time and they've made every World Cup. They've been a World Cup winner. They've made it into the out They've been a World Cup winner. They've made it into the out-of-the-group stages every time. Well, I heard, Maya, that you had something to do with the fact that the football fans have to play their first game against Norway. Weren't you one of the people who pulled the teams out of a hat

to put the draw together for the Football World Cup? What are you trying to do to us? Hey, look, it's the first time we haven't had a top seed in our group, so we can't be complaining. You rigged it as much as you could, right, Maya? You did what you could. Yeah, I rigged it as much. Okay, we'll take it then.

Sounds good. We'll take it. We are so excited. Bree and I are going to be there at Eden Park tonight. The whole world is going to be watching this tournament. I know you'll be pumped. Are you going to be in the stadium tonight, Maya? I'll be there. I to be there at Eden Park tonight. The whole world is going to be watching this tournament. I know you'll be pumped. Are you going to be in the stadium tonight, Maya? I'll be there.

I'll be there 100%. And hey, look, everyone, get there early because security's ramped up today. It is a world. Of course. It's like an event like none other. So everyone's going to be patted down. Everyone's going to be having their bags checked.

So get there early. Get in there. Enjoy the fan festival that's around there, get some food, get some drinks and enjoy the night. It's going to be amazing. Former football fan, Maya Jackman, thanks so much. Go the Ferns! Go the Ferns!

Go the Ferns! Here we go. Birthday banger where you call us up, tell us your birthday, we figure out what song was top of the charts when you were 16 and if we pick your song to play in full, you win a $250 voucher to Pack and Save. That's right, we're celebrating super low prices at Pack and Save with their super birthday deals on now.

So let's see who's going to take it out. We start with Charlene. Kia ora, Charlene. G'day, Char. Hi. How's your week been, Charlene? Oh, pretty busy. Pretty, really busy.

Well, you're nearly there. It's Friday tomorrow. Let's see if we can get you this voucher. What's your birthday? The 26th of June, 1997. All right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday with this one. But I know they'll never own me. Yeah. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday with this one.

Yeah. Crazy that this is 10 years old. Oh, yeah, 10 years old. Yeah. What do you reckon, Charlene? Do you like Lorde? Yeah, I do. Yeah, this was... I love looking for her.

Yeah. That's one of my top songs from Lorde. This was the second song I heard. Second single, yeah. It was like her second, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and Floom did that remix of it as well. Very good. Okay, let's do a birthday banger for Cathy this afternoon.

Kia ora, Cathy. G'day, Cathy. Kia ora, how are you? Good, Cathy. How are you going? Oh, all good, thank you. Very excited. Oh, good to hear.

Good to have you on the show. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? It's the 3rd of November, 1977. All right, Cathy, that means you were 16 in 1993. And on the 3rd of November, 93, this was number one. In our temple, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What a banger from four non-blondes. What a banger from four non-blondes.

What a banger. Kathy, can you get around that? Oh, I liked a bit of 90s R&B, I was hoping. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's okay. That's okay. That was still a banger. You hoping for Blackstreet or Montel Jordan? Yeah, yeah. Exactly. I like the way you Montel Jordan. Yeah, yeah.

I like the way you work, yeah. I like it, Cathy. I think you got a good one. One more for Casey. Kia ora, Casey. Hi, Casey. Kia ora. How's it going?

Good, Casey. How's your day been? Yeah, good. Oh, good to hear, Casey. Hey, give us your birthday. It's the 17th of March, 1994. All right. That means you were 16 in 2010.

And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. Banger. Black Eyed Peas banger again. We had one yesterday, that one. This is like an underrated Black Eyed Peas banger, I believe. I like this one. Very good. This is my crumping song, Casey.

This is such a crumping song, you're right. Yeah, I eat crumpets and listen to this. Can you get into it, Casey? Do you like it? Absolutely, yeah. It's wicked. I'm going to vote for it. I know Lorde's in there.

I'm going to vote for your Black Eyed Peas song. I know it's weird, but I've caught the vibe off it, so I'm going to vote Black Eyed Peas, I'm a B. Between four non-blondes and Black Eyed Peas I'm a B. It's between four non-blondes and Black Eyed Peas for me. We played Black Eyed Peas yesterday. Did we? Yeah. Was it the winner yesterday? Yeah.

Was it? I'm pretty sure. Oh, okay. Well, I've already voted now, so. I'm going to say Oh. I'm going to go Black Eyed Peas. You'm going to go Black Eyed Peas. You're going to go Black Eyed Peas? Because if you split the vote, Claudia was going to vote for Lorde anyway. Exactly.

That means we've got a winner. Casey, you've just won Birthday Banger and a $250 Pack and Save voucher. Congratulations. Nice work. Oh, that's awesome. Thanks so much, guys. No worries. Here comes your personal message from Stickman as well. Kazam, you've struck yellow with a pack and save gift card

to celebrate super birthday deals on now. Love a good Kazam. There you go, Casey. Thanks for calling up and being part of the show. Yes, thank you so much. You guys have a wonderful afternoon. You too. Oh, thanks, Casey.

We appreciate it, mate. Brian Clint, here's a birthday banger from the year 2010. You're on Zidim. Brian Clent. It's me, Shane. Zidim, Brian Clents. Free, that's how it's supposed to be Come join my festivity And celebrate like I'm a bee Text machine? Oh! ZDM, Brian Clint See, I told you it was an underrated Black IP song. Someone on the text

machine said, I'm a bee. Jokes. I'm a wasp. Buzz buzz. Buzz buzz. Show's brought to you by KFC. You can check out the Double Down. It's back in two flavours right now at KFC. I read this interesting discussion that was happening on Reddit about where you should be washing your pet food bowls.

Oh, is this a discussion? It's a discussion between a husband and wife where the wife is really angry at the husband because she thinks that him washing the cat's bowls in the kitchen sink is disgusting and revolting. And she's wanting him to change his ways. I have never thought that in my life. I would have to disagree. I wash my cat's bowls.

Oh, cat one died. Oh, well, less bowls to wash. I wash the bowls in the sink, in the kitchen with a scrubbing brush. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah? You wash them with the same scrubbing brush that you use to wash your plates. Of course. Oh, see, that's where I draw the line.

And I also sometimes give it a rinse and have it in the dishwasher. I'm all for washing the bowls in the sink. I don't know about using the same brush. Why? That I use to put into my glasses and cups. You don't think about where that brush goes any other time. You're scrubbing. Those brushes are disgusting.

Why? What else am I scrubbing with that? Oh, you're scrubbing bloody crap off the side of the sink. Cats have bacteria in their mouth. They're licking their bloody butthole. They're licking all kinds of stuff. Yeah, well, you've got dogs and that dog's licking you. That's what I mean.

I'm saying I don't use my brush. No, I know, but you're not even using the brush as an intermediary. At least with the brush, I've got some detergent on it. You're letting the dog lick your actual face. I don't let my dogs lick my face, can I just say. I'm not against anyone that wants to let their dog lick their face. That's your prerogative. My dogs, I watch them lick their own vaheen

and then it's not coming onto my face. Yeah, that seems like a double standard. What? You said earlier that you let your dog lick your spaghetti bolognese off your plate. Yeah, that is true. I do that. So what's the difference?

But that's going into the dishwasher where it's like super hot water. Put your dish brush in the dishwasher. I haven't thought about that. See, we are a bit split. This lady there, it turns out it is a discussion. You revealed before that you don't wash your pet's plates every day. Nah. That they've just got a stanky meat plate sitting on the floor?

Well, when you've got dogs, they lick it clean. They do the cleaning for you. You just said that their mouth is full of bacteria. Yeah, but they, you know, not to them. It's their own bacteria. I think it's their plate. Producer Claude doesn't, you don't wash your dog's bowl every day, do you? Nah, and the dog cleans up the cat's bowl,

so I don't need to clean that up either. There's nothing to clean. They literally lick everything. You can put it back in the cupboard. I don't have a problem with the cat's bowls in the sink or the dishwasher. I don't. See, I have a problem with it in the dishwasher. Really?

Yeah, I don't know about putting it in the dishwasher. Why? Because you're putting it in there with all your other plates and then it's all like washing around, whereas if you just said it gets all hot and sterilized. But if you have it in the sink, you can just have those bowls in the sink without the other bowls and plates and then you wash the sink and then you're good to go.

Sorry to nitpick. So if you clean the dog or cat bowl in the sink but you don't use the scrubbing brush, what do you clean it with? I just kind of rinse it. Oh, okay. Just run it under the tap. Like literally with? I just kind of rinse it. Oh, okay. Just run it under the tap. Like literally there's nothing left on a dog plate.

Yeah, okay. You know how cats, there is like bits and pieces that they'll leave. Like dog bowl, nothing left. Yeah. I rinse it with hot water. Okay. And that's kind of it.

People put strange things in the dishwasher. After this conversation, I feel like the weirdest thing I put in there is the cat bowl. But I have talked to someone before whose partner was fixing up a motorbike and he put motorbike parts in the dishwasher

to get them clean. Oh, no. He'd stripped the whole bike down and he got these greasy parts and he put them in the dishwasher. They came up amazing. I would have hit the roof. My brother and I, when we used to live together, and I was still, you know, well into my sporting softball career. Yeah.

And I used to put a few of my softball bits and pieces into the dishwasher. Like what? I put my mouth guard in there once because I thought it needed a good sterilised clean. Yeah, that would have ruined the mouth guard. And then what else did I put in there? I think I put in my batting gloves in there one time. The gloves? Yeah, the gloves disintegrated.

Yeah. She's a washing machine, bro. Yeah, I know. Let's open it up. Oh, 800dials.com. This would have happened with your partner, with a family member. Flatmates would be notorious for this because flatmates don't always share the same moral compass

when it comes to hygiene. We want to know the weird thing that went in the dishwasher. Remember that time I cooked a lasagna in the dishwasher here at work? Yeah, it wasn't bad. Yeah, I mean, it tastes a little bit like, you know... Steamy. Tastes a little bit watery.

Tastes a little bit lemony. But that'd be the finished Powerball tablet. 0800 dials at M or you can text it to 9696. Let's put the list together of the weirdest things that you've seen go in the dishwasher. We want to know the weird thing that went in the dishwasher. Yeah, like something that not many other people would be putting in the dishwasher.

It's like a name and shame. I don't believe people are going to be dobbing themselves in for weird things in the dishwasher. It's more like you open the dishwasher? It's like a name and shame. I don't believe people are going to be dobbing themselves in for weird things in the dishwasher. It's more like you open the dishwasher and you're like, what are your rugby boots doing in here? Yeah, why are the rugby boots in here?

Everything else is muddy. We're going to start with Nick on 0800 dials at him. G'day, Nick. Hi, Nick. How's it going? Good, thanks. Nick, was it you that put something strange

in the dishwasher? It was. I take all the keycaps off you that put something strange in the dishwasher? It was. I take all the keycaps off my keyboard and put them in the dishwasher. What? Nick. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, they're made of polybutylene plastic, so they're really hardy, and it cleans them up real good.

The letters off your keyboard? Yep, that's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Disgusting, Nick. Disgusting, Nick. Disgusting. Why not just put them in an ice cream container with some hot soby water? Because the dishwasher dries in, Nick. You're squashed in, Nick. You're squashed in. Why don't I just put them in an ice cream container with some hot, soapy water?

Because the dishwasher dries them too. Because you just chuck them in the cutlery basket. The dishwasher does all the work. It does, yeah. That's right. Are you a bachelor, Nick? No, I'm married. Okay.

Nick, are you a very clean person? Because I feel like not many people are thinking to themselves, I'm going to take all my keys off my keyboard and put them in the dishwasher. Yeah, pretty clean. Because the good thing about it is then you can clean off all the, you know, bogeys and hair and stuff that are underneath the keycaps on the keyboard with a nice brush afterwards. Yeah, because that goes onto all your plates and cutlery now.

Yeah, that's right. Just throw out the dishwasher for you. Thank you, Nick. Exactly. We're getting a lot of texts from people who put engine just throughout the dishwasher planet. Thank you, Nick. Exactly. We're getting a lot of texts from people who put engine parts in

the dishwasher. Yes, some other people. Have you seen those TikToks where people say that putting

hats in the dishwasher is the best place? A hat? Yeah, because you know how when you put a hat

in the washing machine, it ruins the shape of it. It ruins it. Whereas they say if you put it in the dishwasher,

it stands upright and it doesn't ruin the shape of the hat. That's tapu, I reckon, putting a hat in the dishwasher. That's where your dishes go. Mate, you're putting your cat's bowls in there. Same thing. Technically not tapu. Let's go to Kieran. Hi, Kieran.

Hi, Kieran. Hi. Tell us, Kieran, what went in the dishwasher that probably shouldn't have? It wasn't me or anything like that. It was at work, and I went the next morning after someone else had done the dishes and opened the dishwasher to find the ashtrays in it. Oh. Ashtrays.

Oh, yuck. Yeah, ashtrays. Ew. Ash, you know, like little specks of ash, and so she hadn't even cleaned them. Oh, nah. Oh, nah, that's too funny. All the cups and everything. Oh, she brought all of them straight. Oh, no, that's too far. Washed all the cups and everything. Oh, can you imagine?

You just find there's like grime on all your other cups and plates. Yeah, and they could be re-washed. And while you're having a cup of tea, you're like, why do I really feel like a cigarette all of a sudden? It's one of the most disgusting things out. Yeah, thank you. A lot of adult toys coming in on the text machine. Yeah, someone else said,

my old flatmate put her moon cup in the dishwasher. Yeah. I don't know if the dishwasher is the place for the moon cup. You've got to boil them in a pot though. Yeah. Sterilize them. But you also should have a designated pot in my opinion. Really?

Yeah. Like I lived with this person once who just used the pot that we all cooked pasta in. And then one day she'd forgot it. It's like forgot about it. And then it boiled down so low the water was gone. And then the moon cup melted to the bottom of the pot. And I was like, well, that pot's ruined.

She now has a dedicated pot. My dad has aspergers and he washes the dishes with hot water, scrubs them with dish liquid before they go into the dishwasher. A lot of people wash them, eh? He gives them like a full wash. And then puts them in the dishwasher. And then puts them in the dishwasher. Oh, buzzy.

Well, at least you know they're clean. Double clean. Double clean. Nicolay's here. Hi, Nicolay. Hi, Nicolay. Hey, guys. Love you, Wimek.

Oh, thanks, Nicolay. Tell us, mate, what was the weird thing that went in the dishwasher? Well, for a start, it's not me. It's the cricket coach. Oh, no. The boys went from softball to hardball cricket, and the cricket box created a lot of good conversation. And the cricket coach used to get the boys to share the cricket boxes,

and then he'd put them in the dishwasher to wash them. He would put communal cricket boxes in the family dishwasher. That is off. That's off. Well, some boys would double-handle, but some boys wouldn't. Some boys would double-handle and some wouldn't. Oh, Nicolay! Wow.

Oh, that makes me feel so ill. much. It makes me feel so ill. You've taken the cake. Have you guys? To me, that's worse than the Moon Cup. I think you've won, Nicolay. Have you guys ever... Teenage boy shared cricket box in the family dishwasher. Sweaty cricket box.

Have you guys ever smelt one of those things? I got dead one time. To sniff a box? To sniff a box. No, that's too much. And it was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelt. It was the communal box at my

state high school. Don't say communal box. Don't come in here and say communal box and trick me not to make a joke. It was communal box It was Everyone had a turn They did We'll wrap it up Thanks Nicola

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