ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 13th February 2023

Episode Date: February 12, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Drive through and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. Apologies as well for the start of the podcast. You'll hear a very croaky Vaughan Smith. Takes you a while to warm up the voice today.

Yeah, it does. I don't think it's arrived. The voice. Yeah. It's down here. Yeah. Get on the lozenge. Get on the lozenges.

Yeah. We just got delivered some very exciting news from producer Carwin, or as we are affectionately calling her, Carmel McJones. Carmel. After a typo in the group chat called her Carmel. Was it a typo? No, I think Vaughn just started calling you Carmel. I think it was to wind you up.

And then I remembered that I have a friend called Carmel McGlone, and so I just thought we'd call you Carmel McJone. Okay. Yeah, so that's your name. You don't get to choose your name. It looked better than flannelette sheets. That's true. She didn't get to choose that. Tell us your good news. Tell everyone your name now. You don't get to choose your name. It looked better than Flannelette Sheets. That's true. She didn't get to choose that.

Tell us your good news. Tell everyone your good news. So we all might remember, maybe, that last year I was roasted a lot and quite often for my screen time on my phone. Wow, that sounds like workplace bullying. Yeah, it does, doesn't it? It does. Jot it down.

Jot it down. Jot it down for the HR list. It's gone long, this show. Jot it down, okay it down jot it down jot it down for the HR list it's gone long this show jot it down and so I'm jotting it down right after Carwen Wolf

whistled at the construction workers I thought that was just between us and she pinched producer JP's bum when he went to the bathroom

jot it down jot it down that one never happened that one never happened but you're not denying Wolf

whistling at the construction workers I like that jot it down sometimes they need to have a wolf whistling at the construction workers. I like that. Jot it down. Sometimes they need to have a taste of their own medicine. It's so short, short say where they're asking for it.

An eye for an eye. Yeah, yeah. Wow. They're asking for it dressing like that. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. Oh my God.

Is that, now is that Michelle Obama? I believe originally Mahatma Gandhi. Right. The Michelle Obama ofatma Gandhi. Right. The Michelle Obama of 1940s India. Right. Well, okay.

Anyways. I'm sorry. Are we diverting from the... So what have you done to make us all proud, please? Well, last year, my screen time on my phone would be up around eight. You already said that, Pam. Nine. No, I didn't say the numbers.

You shouldn't say that. You should say that off the microphone. Wow. No need didn't say the numbers. You didn't say the numbers. Off the microphone. No need to mansplain the recap. Should I just go? No, Carmel McJones, carry on. Anyways, it's now down to six hours.

That's good. Is that because you're not in charge of the social media of the show? It sure is. Channelette, open it up. What have you got? I'm at Is that because you're not in charge of the social media of the show? It sure is. It sure is. Channelette, open it up. What have you got? I'm at 7.21. Wow.

But I will admit, last week I spent eight hours on Hay Day, which is quite embarrassing. What's Hay Day? Do you remember Farmville? Oh, no. Yes. Oh, my God. Hon.

Guys, my screen time is one hour 21. That's only today. That's today. How do I find... Go to week and then scroll back to last week. Week. Last week. I don't know how to even work this phone. Daily average, 65.

Well, there's not that 65 hours in the day. I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out. Is everybody okay if I just shut my eyes for a bit? While you work that out, I'm just going to shut my eyes. Last week's average was 4 hours 48. I'm not proud of that. I'm not proud of that.

I'm not proud of that. Does that include Spotify, iHeartRadio? iHeartRadio mostly, isn't it? Yeah, it's mostly iHeart. It's your big company girl. Don't call her a big girl. Drop that down. Did he just fat shame me?

He called you a big company girl. I am strong. Drop that down. Drop that down. Drop that down. Drop that down. My God. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Thank you, Sam. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Thank you, Sam. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. I'm the Hayley one. You're the Hayley one. Yeah. Some wild weather out there, so be safe. We'll update you throughout the morning.

I slept through the worst of it because I was sort of falling asleep going, oh, it's picking up. And then when I drove to work this morning, I was driving down the street and there's all this debris everywhere. And I was like, oh. Yeah. I guess I snoozed through that. Heavy winds.

Oh, shit, here he is. Hello, welcome. He's woken up from his slumber. I'm hearing body, half mind, and no soul. Right. Wow. Big wedding over the weekend. Big weekend.

A lot of talking from you, singing. And a cigar. Oh, yuck. What did you do? They live with you for a good week. Yeah, it's living rent free in my whole throat. Is that, can you have a lemon honey or something? I've had, I had a lozenge in the throat spray before and now I need a hot drink.

Literally vibrating the table. Listen to you, just listen to yourself, would you? If this was my... Well, yesterday, you know, I had a little bit of energy yesterday. All the drive from Otaki back to Wellington, the whole way I was doing dramatic voiceovers for my wife in this voice. She didn't like it. You know, I saw her Instagram.

Saw her sipping on a blue Powerade. She went... We both had Powerades at one stage. In fact, everybody at the after wedding function had Powerades. You've got to have it. I cooked a thousand eggs. No, it wasn't a thousand. I cooked a lot of eggs yesterday. Right for breakfast.

Yeah, we did a big communal breakfast. What are you guys all rich? Where did you get these eggs from? No, that's the thing. Everybody in the family had been like buying one box of eggs per day in the week late up to the wedding.

Right. So there was enough eggs for the big breakfast the next day. I did. I felt like the king of Egypt cooking up all my eggs. The king of Egypt?

I don't know why Egypt. Is that what he's known for? Eggs? Oh, he loved decadence. Loved to scramble. That's what he's known for. Loved it.

Well, you built the pyramids and imagined eggs were nothing. Yeah. Coming up on the show, our silly little poll, talking in movies. Vaughan Smith, big movie talker.

Now we talk about in the cinema. Light discussion. A light discussion. Cinema or even on the couch? Oh. My main thing I say when we're watching a movie at home is, are you watching?

Do you want me to pause this While you text? Are you watching? Because I know I'm going to be asked To fill in the gaps Yeah yeah You don't have to watch this My favourite is Aaron will

Figure out the ending And let everyone know That he's figured it out Oh no She'll be already married to him And then I'll go to It'll be fine Well singer

Over the weekend singer Zara Larsson Raised this point about talking in the movies, saying it's fine. Wild. Wild. The internet responded most kindly and, you know, reservedly. They did. Silly Little Pole, we've asked you, talking in movies, yay or nay, how do you feel about this? Our results coming up.

The top six is on the way. It's Super Bowl day. Well, the top six things you know about the Rihanna concert. You might think of it as a game of American football. I think the majority of people are looking forward to Rihanna's return to the live stage because she's playing at halftime. You know, sometimes they usually have a couple of performers. Is there anyone else or is it just her? From what I can see, they've not announced

who else could possibly be joining her on stage. I think she's got a special, like a surprise guest. I think just her performing is enough though, right? Well, it's like Lady Gaga. She did it just on her own. But, you know, Dr. Dre last year.

He brought all of them. Well, top six is coming up next on the show. Tomorrow's Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day. Oh my god, did you just ask me to be your valentine? Okay. Oh my god. Stop flirting with me. But there's been

a spike in the sale of something ahead of this lovely day. Alright, it's next. Do you have any Valentine's Day plans, Fletch? No. Just probably dinner and get on the couch again. Nothing for Major Murray? No, no, no.

Okay, nor do I. Although maybe I should take my cat on a date. Well, he's never left the house. He's never seen another cat. No. Okay, neither do I. Although maybe I should take my cat on a date. Well, he's never left the house. He's never seen another cat. No. Apart from like when I've taken him to the vet and he sees another dog or a cat and he's like, what? I think that's going to be too stressful for Valentine's Day. You could give him a special biscuit or something.

Got any Valentine's Day plans, Vaughn-y? No. Jesus, you're a piece of shit this morning. Listen to yourself. You're an absolute dirtbag. Listen to yourself. Why couldn't you have any restraint this weekend at the restaurant? Moment of admission.

I overdid it. I overdid it. Yeah. Did you overdo it this weekend? Not at all. Okay. We should talk about that later. No, we shouldn't. We're not going to talk about it.

It's a sore point in my household currently. I bet it is. So about that restraint thing. Yeah. Show some restraint, boy. The best part about my restraint is that my wife's lack of restraint was equal to, if not exceeding of, my lack of restraint. So there's no one's upset with anyone.

We're more deeply in love than ever before. Right. We've both been, you know. Yeah. Good, good, good. Pieces of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So ahead of Valentine's Day,

apparently Valentine's Day brings about an increase in optimism. Okay. Optimistic that, you know, it's going to bring about maybe a nice date, a romantic evening, and perhaps some sexual activities, which brings about a 30% increase in condom sales. Okay. People still... I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

You absolutely should. But, well, Foodstuffs said that they have this massive peak in an annual rush every year. Really? To buy condoms on the week of Valentine's Day. And they say that it's a popularity spike due to the fact that people go, I'm getting lucky on Tuesday.

Right. Whereas they normally wouldn't get lucky? Yeah. Right. Well, I guess so. It's sort of a week where you're locking in a little shag. Yep. They say, oh, 61% increase in sales of personal lubricant.

Oh, okay. More lube than condoms. I tend to dry out this time of year. Yeah. You double lube per condom. It's quite windy out there too. I go lube, condom, lube, condom, lube, condom. I blow it up a little bit.

Wow, a lot of protection. He cannot be too careful. He does not want another kid. Are you quad bagging? Quad bag. You get a quad bag. Yeah. You barely notice.

Okay, for those, that is a joke. You shouldn't double bag. Never quad bag. Never quad or double bag. Glad wrap is not a sufficient replacement. Heavy groceries, yes is a joke. You shouldn't double bag. Never quad bag. Never quad or double bag. Glad wrap is not a sufficient replacement. Heavy groceries, yes. The penis, no. Oh my God.

So the foodstuffs boss said that the last annual spike in lubricant sales was Christmas. Christmas? That's a sexless holiday. No, but would it be people gearing up for New Year's? Yeah, probably. As well. Are you going away for a holiday? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, obviously other things like chocolates and flowers and that, they increase.

Yeah. But flowers die. So does most love. Especially when one of you is a dirtbag and the other one is an angel. You've got to both be dirtbags. You've got to both be dirtbags. Yeah. Or neither be dirtbags. Whereas lube lasts forever. Lube lasts, no.

No, no, no. Expiry days. Expiry days. Right, okay. Trust me. Trust me. Oh, really? Have we had a tingly... Trust me. Have we had a tingly experience? Oh, look, you've had to go into a pharmacy and... Really? Excuse me.

Does that cause that? Does that, if it's expired? Thrash. Really? Excuse me. I think I might have a minute. Does that cause that? Does that if it's expired? Yes, check your expiry date. Wow. Check your expiry date. Who knew that? I knew it. Right.

A number of years ago. Right. Okay, good. And I've never made the same mistake again. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. Happy Valentine's Day, yes. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, a 29-year-old female from Orlando, Florida

has gone viral on social media for a series of videos in which she outlines how being beautiful isn't all it's cracked up to be. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Claiming her attractiveness seems her regularly judged on her appearance. Constant.

And it's hard for her to maintain friendships and it's hard for her to be taken seriously in the workplace. And I thought, you must experience this every day. Sorry, Vaughan? New Zealander here. Yeah. She's not that hot. Rate yourself.

Yeah, rate yourself, mate. You're not that hot. Mate of mine who went to school, his mistress is hotter than you. Yeah. She's all right. She's just down to earth. She's pretty chill. Maybe that's the answer.

Move to New Zealand. You'll suit yourself out. Suit yourself right out. Yeah. It's not easier being this hot. All right, mate, calm down. I've made it incredibly a difficult workplace for everyone. That's why I've tried toning it down recently of just sort of messy hair and no makeup.

Yeah. And I sort of rest my gut when I stand. I rest it on the desk. Just so that you guys can take me seriously. Yeah. It is a struggle. It's a real struggle. She's seriously not that, not, I mean, not that attractive.

Yeah, well, she has been wearing it online. It's gone viral, like 300 million. Can I see this person? 300 million views. You've got to see the videos. The photos don't really show. I mean, she's a very attractive woman. Very attractive.

But in a constructed Instagram way. Yes. Like a lot of makeup. Yeah, whereas I'm more of your natural beauty. You're a natural beauty, yeah. I don't need anything. No enhancements. She said even in a circle, you know, her friends, her girlfriends will be envious of her.

They're not really her friends then, are they? Yeah. My friends are just happy for me that I was blessed with this face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're stoked. They're happy to be hanging around and pick up your scraps. Absolutely. Scraps of men that throw themselves at you and you, you know.

Because my scraps are better than what they would get just outright. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Your scraps are five-star meals. Exactly, for them. What do they call that star? A Michelin star scrap. A Michelin star, yeah.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Because I'm a Les Mills 11. At Les Mills anywhere. At Les Mills anywhere. You're an 11, yeah. Well, particularly Christchurch. Yeah, right.

Who went to Carwin? No, it was Georgia. Georgia went to Les Mills Christchurch. She agreed with us. Messaged us over the holidays saying she was at Les Mills Christchurch 10. Yeah. Just outright like that. Yeah.

She said you were right. Sorry, Christchurch listeners. Step it up a bit. I mean, you were literally at the gym when there were four people there, Hayley. I just think you need to go out. I was at the top. You were in the aqua jogging class taunting the old ladies. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, Janice, is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're muck. Keep up, mucky Betty. They don't have a pole, but okay, sure. They got saggy old boobs there, babs. Look at those little buoys bouncing around.

Nick's on the show. Silly little pole. How do we feel about talking during the movies? Strongly. It's a strong no. Yeah. Play it. ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Silly little pole, mate. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. It is so silly, Pole, mate. Today's Silly Little Pole was inspired by a hot take or a horrid take from singer-performer Zara Larsa. Now, she took to TikTok to share her opinion. She said, now I'm about to go to the movies. We need to talk about this because people always say if you talk during a movie, don't go to the cinema.

And then she said, lies. If you don't want to hear people talking during the movie, then you shouldn't go to the cinema. Isn't the whole thing about watching something with other people in the same room to experience it together, to laugh and scream and have a full analysis of the characters while you're watching it? No, not while you're watching it. I mean, laugh and scream and cry, absolutely, as a group. But don't say, now I think he might have had a troubled childhood.

Yeah, character analysis. Mark my words, he's the killer. Oh, my God. I'm telling you, guys, guys, I've picked it. Vaughn's a bit of a movie, you're a bit of a movie talker, but it's mostly... Where do I know them from? Where do I know them from?

Oh, yeah, and then you hop on IMDb. Yeah, and then say where I know them from. Yeah, so this bright light's coming from Vaughn because he's on his phone. Absolutely. Yeah, missing the movie. Just checking. Wow, there were so many people that responded being like,

hey, love your music. Shut up. Shut your mouth in the cinema. So we wanted to do our own research here. We said, do you talk while watching movies? It's a 50-50 split. Really? I wonder if we should have said at home,

done a separate at home and then at the cinema. Yeah, because at home, done a separate at home and then at the cinema. Yeah, because at home... You do, don't you? You relax a little bit. Yeah. Because you do have more of a one-on-one analysis with whoever you're watching it with. Yeah. Your cat.

Your wife. But still, I just... Keep it to a minimum. Also, shut up, yeah. Yeah. This film costs millions and millions of dollars. Show some respect. Yeah.

50-50 split. Some feedback we have received. A movie is to be watched, says Justin. Most of the time, if you speak slash ask questions during the movie, the answer will be given to you at a later time anyway. Just be patient. That's a shock. What's happening here?

Well, no, we don't know. Yeah. It's the opening scene. Why is she doing that? We don't know yet. You'll find out soon. no, we don't know. Yeah. It's the opening scene. Why is she doing that? Well, we don't know yet. You'll find out soon. Oh, we jumped ahead in time. I know as much as you do at this point.

Yeah. I don't know. Phil says, no, no, no, no, no, because there are other people in the cinema and it's not my living room. Talking is the rudest thing ever. Yeah. All right, people are passionate.

Kath. No, because people who talk during movies are psychopaths. We don't know if they might reach that status. She might have a point, though. Emma says, not at the movies, but at home, on the couch, or in bed, absolutely. Usually a, what's he from? Or a, well, I'll IMDB him. Yeah.

Or Rotten Tomatoes gave it an 8.2. 99% of the time, it's movie related. Okay. Bat Country Clothing said, People that go to the cinema and talk during movies need multiple kicks in their front bum. In their front bum! Wow.

Jeez. That's aggressive. Watch the bone. There's quite a big bone there. Yeah. I want to connect with the bone. The pubis. You could break a toe.

You could break a toe. Backcountry clothing. Hannah says, yes, only because I have the attention span of an ant and I can't keep track of what's happening. That's on you. There you go. And Andy says, if you don't talk, then why bother watching it with someone? So he's saying it's a shit experience, so you should talk. Shit experience, yeah.

It's a shit experience. They're there and they're laughing too. That's enough. And Tony Esty is yes, because movies are boring. Somebody's been on TikTok too long. Yeah. Just losing their attention span. Yeah. Movies are boring.

They're very quintessential entertainment. Some movies are boring. They're very quintessential entertainment. That was a lot closer than I thought though being 50-50. Same. That poll result. Interesting.

With these chatty cafes. Yeah shush. Zip it. Shush. Fletcher will be in the movies shushing you too whether you're an adult or a baby.

Play ZM's Fletchvorner Naley. Play ZM. A globalch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. A global apocalypse is officially on the way. No, but it does certainly feel like it these days. When you used to think about the apocalypse, you'd be like, oh, only in the movies. I know, and now a pandemic. Now we're hunkering or bunkering down.

I know, I've just spent the last five minutes researching if it's hunker or bunker down. It's definitely hunker down. Which one are we looking at? No, it's bunker down. No, it's not. No, it's hunker. No, it's bunker down.

No, I've looked at dictionary.com. It's bunker down. I won't argue with that. You can hunker. That means a squat. You can squat down. That's the origins of the word, but it's evolved to mean...

Bunkering. Yeah. No, hunkering. No, it's bunkering. Get down low. Make sure you're squatting in this. Bunker down, please. All right.

You can squat if you want, but there's no need to squat. What's the definition of bunkering down, though? Because you would need to be in a bunker to bunker down. Well, no, it just says bunker or shelter, and a house could be a shelter. Right. Well, I'll hunker down. You bunker down, it just says bunker or shelter. And a house could be a shelter. Right. Well, I'll hunker down.

You bunker down and we'll see who survives this thing. Oh, there's a restaurant called The Bunker. Anyway. Is it in an old bunker? It's in Queenstown. Okay. Good fun. I think I've been there.

Have you? The Bunker? I think I've been there. Leave me a quick Google. I've been a lot of places this weekend. Yeah, I have been here. Okay. I've been there. Leave me a quick Google. I've been a lot of places this weekend. Yeah, I have been here. I have been here. Lovely. Is it a bunker? I had the fire going when it was hot

outside though. That was my one question. It was too hot. Oh, right. Is it an old bunker? It's a, well, it's not an old like air raid shelter bunker or anything like that, but it certainly does have a bunker feel to it. Sounds like a great place to hunker down in the bunker. See, now you've used hunker. Now you just

strictly told us to use bunker. You can still hunker but you're bunkering down. Why are you going to a bar and squatting? Great for the glutes. It's not on. It's good for the glutes. The glutes are never off. Well, I'll update you with the latest in the news at 7. Well, I'd appreciate it.

Whether or not you should be hunkering or bunkering. Just read the bunkering. Yeah, we'll clarify. But if the apocalypse continues, New Zealand and Australia, in a partnership with Australia, has been analysed as being the safest place to be

at the end of the days. Is it because, are you talking about a nuclear apocalypse? So if there was a nuclear apocalypse or any kind of abrupt sunlight reducing catastrophe. Like a volcanic eruption. Unless it was one of our volcanoes. Unless we've got heaps. Yeah, it really would be the worst. But they worked it out based on 13 different factors.

Okay. And what we came out on top of is our ability to feed and provide resource for our population in situations where the world is coming to an end. Right. So anything like a nuclear, I can't really struggle with that word. Nuclear. Nuclear. Nuclear. I've put in too many syllables. Yeah, yeah. Nuclear. Nuclear. Nuclear. Too many, I've put in too many syllables.

Yeah, yeah. Nuclear. Nuclear. Nuclear. Yeah. Nuclear war, a super volcano explosion or an asteroid strike.

Right. We would have enough resource to look after the majority. Right. Some of us will have to go. Of our population. We wouldn't have antibiotics and stuff though.

Don't we get all that from India and China because remember at the start of COVID they were like, oh, there might be a shortage of antibiotics and stuff because. Don't we get all that from India and China? Because remember at the start of COVID, they were like, oh, there might be a shortage of antibiotics and stuff because we don't make any of it. Yeah, but we've got some better thing. Like China might have too many people to feed if something like this happened.

So, I mean, they wouldn't come and take all of our stuff, would they? No. So the things they looked at, food production, energy self-sufficiency, manufacturing and impact on climate, and we sat on the top. No, no, no, we're too close to the ocean. The majority of our population live within Kui of the bloody sea.

If it's an asteroid strike that causes a massive T tsunami. When did living by the sea ever cause any issues ever? I'm going to ask people right now. I'm sure the salt water lapping at their ranch like it would not be a problem whatsoever.

They said that there was one drawback. I don't really understand it. It's something with the military. Trilateral security pact between Australia, New Zealand,

the United Kingdom and the United States. Were they saying we're on like... More of a target? Yeah, bombs start going off and they're like, who are they teamed up with? Oh, but we performed New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. They're saying we're on like... More of a target. Yeah, bombs start going off and they're like, who are they teamed up with?

Oh, but we performed in that case, we performed slightly stronger than Australia. So we were less likely to be a target. We're skinnier, we're harder to hit. Yeah. Here we are. Sorry. Should we call them shapely?

Curvaceous Australia. I was going to say quite wide. Big fat ass on that thing. One heck of a dumper. Yeah, big dumper on Australia. Whereas we've got a little cinched situation, don't we? So comparatively, China, Russia and the United States, if a nuclear winter struck,

they would see a food production drop of 97%. So you wouldn't be able to do that. So even if we... Here go the cheap limes from Mexico. Yeah. Hayley's got a lime tree. I've got a big lime tree. I could serve quite a lot of Northwestern. We just have to do what our ancestors did for literally tens of thousands of years,

is eat seasonally. Yeah. You know, we can't demand winter stuff in the middle of summer and summer stuff in the middle of winter. But you've got a fungi on your lime tree. Yeah, but you can still eat them. It's not inside, it's on the outside.

Yeah, but you're not going to survive the apocalypse if you get too fussy about your citrus. Yeah, if you don't like my bloody citrus rot. Yeah. They said even in the worst case scenario, which would be a 61% reduction in crops during a prolonged nuclear winter, we'd still have enough food to eat.

Fantastic. Cheery news this morning to start the week. Yeah, cheery appropriate news. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. From the bustling ZM think tank, this is the Top 6. Hello there.

Today there is a Rihanna concert happening that is being bookended by some football. Some American football. The Super Bowl halftime show. You bet. Who was last year? Dr. Dre. That was amazing. M&M, 50 Cent.

Amazing. It was the whole thing. Mary J. Blige. 50 Cent came in upside down. Is anybody going to beat Maroon 5 though? We're dead. 50 Cent was the whole thing 50 Cent came in upside down is anybody gonna beat Maroon 5 though? we're dead impossible

this love is making it so complete I said goodbye too many times

before banger after banger after banger after banger yeah so good No you can't beat that I got the top six things you need to know about the Rihanna concert

I'm at a payphone I'm at a payphone Trying to call home Earth, earth, earth See? Yeah What I mean? She will be loved.

She will be loved. That's beautiful. Man, nothing got the crowd going. More than Maroon 5. But a Maroon 5. Rihanna's concert today at the Super Bowl. Here's what you need to know. Top six things, number six.

It's also going to have some amazing ads. It's the only time of the year where you're like, did you see that ad? Although, do you remember last year there were like a handful of crypto ads? Larry David, Matt Damon, many celebrities. And all came under fire in the last like three or four months. Yeah. When all these places went bust.

Apparently in one of the ads Bryan Cranston is playing Walter White and he said that it's that's it. And also Jennifer Coolidge has done an ad I believe.

Wow. Wow. John Travolta's in an ad and he pays homage to Olivia Newton-John. Aww. I bet the estate of Olivia Newton-John. I bet the estate of

Olivia Newton-John family is stoked that her death is being monetised. They're probably getting a little bit of money. Oh, they'll get a little coin. Hopefully they get a little coin. Number five on the list, the top six things you need to know about the Rihanna concert today. It's absolutely fine to watch it and judge her outfit

while you have a mouthful of chicken wings. Yeah. She looks like shit. She sounds terrible. She's put on some weight, eh? That's the average punter? Yeah, pretty much acceptable. Number four on the list of the top six things you need to know

about the Rihanna concert today, you'll hear the term Philadelphia Eagles thrown around. Now, those aren't actual eagles. They are men. Okay. And the Kansas City Chiefs. Not chiefs. Just men.

I don't know how it all works. That's a football team. And they wear helmets, right? And big shoulder pads. Big shoulder pads. Big shoulder pads. Number three on the list of the top six things you need to know about the Rihanna concert today.

You can gamble on a whole lot of things including what colour the liquid poured on the winning coach is going to be. The winning colour at the moment, yellow green. Yellow green. Is it a Powerade though? Yeah. They always tip the whole

thing on them. Outside chances, none? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They tip the whole thing on them. Outside chances, none. Yeah. Water or purple. Okay. But red, orange, blue, yellow, green are sort of your favourites. Okay. Blue's been the winning colour in the three of the past four years,

but yellow, green is the favourite this time. You can actually bet on that. Yeah. It's likely. What's the winner paying? How much is it like? Well, it's like yeah, I guess it's the equivalent of $1.65.

You know, I'm through with the how you bet on horses and such. Yeah. For every dollar you get back $1.65. If I was the water boy, I'd be taking out a $10,000 bet. On purple. So would I. Purple's at $7.50. Put it all on purple. Oh, same. So would I. Purple's at $7.50. Oh, put it all on purple. Yeah.

It's likely because in 2018 when the Philadelphia Eagles won, yellow Gatorade was poured on then-coach Doug Peterson. If you're wondering what colour the Kansas City Chiefs used when they won in 2020, it was orange. Is it just whatever's left in the cooler? Yeah. In the drinks cooler? Yeah.

Okay, yum. Yeah. Number two on the list of the top six things you need to know about the Rihanna concert today. You'll see LVII written down a lot. That's Roman numerals for 57th. This is the 57th Super Bowl. Oh, wow. Yeah.

And number one on the list of the top six things you need to know about the Rihanna concert today. Someone's likely to take a blow to the head that's going to likely give them CTE. Chronic Traumatic Enchromphalopathy. But yay, sports. Go sports. Go sports. And they wear helmets. You should watch a documentary on CTE. It's nuts. It's horrible. Even just some of the past rugby players here in New Zealand are just struggling.

Yeah, man. Oh, yeah. Post-retirement, it's pretty sad. It's very sad. It's intense. So I'd be made up for it. But anyway, R'd be... But anyway, Rihanna. But Rihanna. But Rihanna. Rihanna, Chicken Wings, great ads.

Yeah, I mean, you got it all. It's got it all. That's the next top six. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Now this is a... These stats are out of Britain. Okay. But we share a lot of heritage, I guess, with them.

50% of British men, white British men 50% of them have a chance of losing their hair by the time they're in their 40s so by their 40s 80% of men by the time they reach 80 that's nearly everyone essentially

and I guess it's a massive thing isn't it sometimes and so they did some study in Taiwan it took a group of men to try to work out if they would be able to determine who was going to lose their hair and how

they could work that out. Did they just look at their like grandparents or their parents? It's definitely a lot of it's hereditary but there was one thing that commonly Just look at their grandparents or their parents. There's definitely a lot of it's hereditary, yeah. But there was one thing that commonly affects a lot of men who lose their hair, and that is that their right ring finger is taller than their right index finger. What is your ring? So your fourth finger, that one, is longer than your pointing finger. What is your ring? So your fourth finger,

that one, is longer than your pointing finger. Oh, it is. I'm bald. On my left hand, it's longer. On my right hand, it's the same.

Wow. Did you only just learn that you're bald? God, you have big man hands, eh? You've got big man farm hands. You've got big man farm hands. Hold up your hands like this. No, put them, put fingertips to me.

Which one's your right one? That one. No, your ring finger's slightly shorter. So you're not bald. Oh yeah, you're not bald. I'm not bald. Imagine if I took my hat off and your hair had grown back. Whereas mine is a lot longer, isn't it?

Yeah, yours is a lot longer. But what kind of baldness is this? Well, not the hereditary kind. So not like you can follow your parents and go, oh, my dad lost his hair around this age. It would probably happen to me. Yeah. Although that doesn't always work.

It kind of skips a generation, doesn't it? It must be weird, you know, when you see siblings like brothers and one of them's bald and one of them's not. Yeah. That's always like, oh, what's happened here? Well, the reason they think... Mum was sleeping around. Yeah, yeah, mum.

With the Aramex courier. I don't think there was Aramex back in the day. So the reason... Are you sure? Yeah. Not in New Zealand. Right. The reason they think...

If you're already balding, I mean, you're probably baldding because you're a baby. Yeah. But I was including like Postaste and the pre-New Zealand Couriers. You said Aramex. Yeah, but I was including the umbrella companies that Aramex became. So Couriers. Yeah.

Became Aramex. Who became Aramex? I thought it was a new... No, wasn't it something like New Zealand Careers or Post Hayes? They sold, did they? Is Post Hayes still a thing? I think so. I don't know.

You're quite big up. What about Sub 60? Are they still kicking? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I see them around every now and then. Do you? All I know is that when I order something and it's like Aramex have got it on its way, I'm like...

Yeah, you're like, oh, I'm never getting that. Yeah, yeah, see you. Okay, we'll see you soon. Yeah, cool. So the reason I think that you're... Just let your neighbours know to expect a package. The reason they think that you could have a long ring finger and that be tied to baldness is the long ring finger

is a sign of high testosterone. And high testosterone causes hair loss. Have I got high testosterone? A testosterone imbalance, yeah. Yeah, so why? That's why my hair falls out. Because polycystic ovarian syndrome, a lot of I got high testosterone? A testosterone imbalance. Yeah, so why? That's why my hair falls out. Because polycystic ovarian syndrome, a lot of it's high testosterone.

And that's why you're quite, lads, lads, lads. And that's why I'm not afraid of a bloody tackle when we play ruggers. Yeah. When we play ruggers. And leering at the ladies. Oh, my God.

You love a wolf whistle, don't you? Yeah. Yeah. Get fries with that shake, sweetheart. That's what Hayley always says. I always say, when Cowan and Shanley at Pyjamas walk in, I always say, oh, give us a smile, love. Yeah.

Come on. Cheer up. But it's not your fault it's a high testosterone. A post-disabioid syndrome. Yeah. It affects a lot of women, and I'm one of them. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. We're joined on the phone this morning from WeatherWatch.co.nz.

Philip Duncan, come on, Philippe.co.nz, Philip Duncan. Come on, Philippe, kick the ball like I told you. Wow, that's a callback. How can that ad still be bugging me in 2023? Yeah, I know. Every Philippe I know. Come on, Philippe, kick the ball like I told you. Was that an ad for yogurt?

Yeah. And then Philippe booted the ball, collected his old man, blew him through the back of the sock and ate. Great. And then tucked into a strawberry yogurt play. Yum, yum. Delicious. Now, Philip, serious news. The cyclone that's battering the country.

I mean, there are obviously people without power. There have been huge swells and waves and trees are down. But some people are saying, well, we're expected worse. Yeah, and we get that in every storm because it's not stormy at their house and they don't seem to care about anyone else that isn't, you know, them. We're learning this about humans, aren't we? Yeah, if you look at the, I mean, it's so strange because in most other countries, they go, oh, thank God I'm not being hit by it.

But here they're like, oh, it didn't hit my house. What a load of rubbish. And yet you look at the power outage map and you're like, there's a lot of people in the upper North Island without power. And the cyclone's not even here yet. It's still north of New Zealand. So is the worst yet to come? Yeah.

The main part of it actually comes in later today and tonight and overnight tonight and Tuesday. And that's when it comes in closer to Auckland. The air pressure drops, the storm becomes more intense and we're likely to see record low air pressure in the Auckland region and that basically means that the storm is very intense and can produce very strong winds and very heavy rain. Will our ears pop?

Probably not, although some people have told me that their ears have been popping the last day or so. You know that thing on the wall that your dad always walks past and goes tap, tap, tap, and it's got the needle? Grandparents always had those. Barometers? Yeah. This could be the lowest in many, many, many, many years.

Yeah, for the Auckland region, it could be the lowest on record because our lowest air pressure in Auckland, I believe, is 970 hectopascals or millibars. And this storm, some forecasts are putting it down to 957, which is unbelievably low. That would make it deeper than the air pressure was when it was a severe category cyclone. Does that mean it's more windier when that happens?

What does it mean? It makes it more intense, more inclined to see very strong winds and heavy rain as well. What are hectopascals? It's how you measure the air pressure. Hectopascals. How many hectopascals would a balloon have? I don't know.

I was just trying to compare it to something. He's not a balloon man. No, but I was just trying to compare it to something. He's not a balloon expert, Vaughn. He's a weather expert. I am so sorry to compare it to something. He's not a balloon man. No, but I was just trying to compare it to something. He's not a balloon expert, Vaughn. He's a weather expert. I am so sorry to have brought up balloons. They're in the news at the moment, though, aren't they? Philip, so I noticed that originally we were saying,

oh, you know, Wednesday is going to be kind of gone and come Thursday we might be out of it. But now just looking at the weather apps, they've kind of got us covered till right through to next week. Is it going to linger around a little bit longer? It will. The stormy kind of weather is really today and tomorrow. Then the low kind of falls apart slowly or unwinds

over the next sort of two more days east of New Zealand. And that means just more sort of showers and wet weather coming in behind it. So, yeah, it's not a perfectly clear-cut system, but that's the tracking at this stage. Cool. Philip. Cool, Philip. Thanks.

Where the F is summer? And when can we expect it? I don't think we're getting it. Summer finishes in two weeks. You don't have to ask any more about where summer's gone. Oh, my God. Are we going to have a nice autumn? I hope so. I hope so.

I hope so. You hope so? You're in with a man. That doesn't fill me with confidence. But what are we in at the moment? Is it an El Nino, La Nina, Benina? We're in La Nina, but it's almost gone. Almost.

So is it our third year in La Nina? It is. It's our third consecutive La Nina. So this will be the end of it the next one coming up will be El Nino by the looks of it so that's the opposite it gets drier and windier

hell yeah hell yeah what a great planet wow well Philip thank you so much for updating us so I guess just to recap expecting more the worst of it still to come today and tomorrow yeah that's right still to intensify later come today and tomorrow. Yeah, that's right.

Still to intensify later on today and tonight and then across Tuesday as well. That's sort of the main part of it. And then it starts to unwind Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Philip, I love that you make it so understandable. I really appreciate that because honestly, I'm just going, the weather's shit. That's why a lot of people get frustrated because they hear that there's a warning out. They think that's the start. That's the whole storm. And actually, warnings can take sort of, you can have several warnings in a storm like this.

And the last one might be the worst one. So it's just a matter of just realise it could take longer than you think to go through. Yeah. And just before you go, what about our South Island listeners this morning? Are they going to escape most of this? They'll get some of this weather coming into the upper South Island, yes. It's around the Kaikoura Ranges especially. They're more exposed. Other areas, not quite so much.

But yeah, heavy rain could be going down into parts of Canterbury along with very strong winds too. It's only a fear they get a little bit. Yeah, they get you a little bit. Just a taste. Just a taste. Philip Duncan from weatherwatch.co.nz.

Appreciate it as always. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so much,watch.co.nz. Appreciate it as always. Thank you so much. Yes, thank you. Thank you so much, guys. Cheers. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Ailey. Play ZM. Now, I might have got some stats wrong when I teased this.

Okay. Good thing you are back to hear the real ones. So, this Valentine's Day, perhaps a slightly... Sort of a clickbait situation. I clickbaited. You clickbaited. Wow. I clickbaited.

How does that feel? Empowering. Yeah, good. I hooked you, got you, is the feeling. Now, if you are thinking that this Valentine's Day you might lay it low, you might just maybe cook a home meal and watch a movie together, you are not alone. Because a new study has revealed that this year, only 22% of us are planning on heading out for a romantic meal.

Oh, so when you teased this, you said only 20% of people... Don't go backwards on the fake stance I used to hook you here. But this is an even more... This is even more staggering figure. Yeah, it is. It's only just, I mean, a fifth of us, basically, are going to be heading out on your typical dinner, dressed up, maybe drinks, a meal,

and a walk along the broad boardwalk. Over a third of New Zealand's population will be in the grasp of a an insane cyclone. There is no better excuse than ever before to stay at home. That is not the excuse that is being used here.

It is the cost of living. Yeah. We simply cannot afford it. We can't afford doing flowers, rubs, dinner, drinks. A rub can be free. Yeah, a little massage.

Is Aaron not good at it? He's finding it in lately. He's finding it in. Does he not use the thumbs? Arbitrary sort of foot squeeze. Oh, right. Okay. Used to put a lot more into it. Oh, wow. Okay.

Really airing a lot today. Used to put a lot more into it. Oh, wow. Okay. It's all right. Yeah. Really airing a lot today. Yeah. But yeah, a lot of people are saying that they're staying in at home. They're going to have an at-home date night. Not meaning that you can't celebrate. Which is fine. Absolutely.

Do you think if you're a new, like, you only just started kind of going out in the last few months, you might go out or you might put some effort in? Whereas if you've been together 10 years or whatever. Yeah. Just have a nice bottle of wine and a dinner at home. We've actually never really celebrated it. It's a, what do they call them? It's a commercial holiday. Yeah, it's a silly holiday. We don't even get a day off.

Yeah, but you say- I don't like rubbing it in the faces of single people that really want to celebrate. Yeah, who are lonely and having their Galentine's Day. Oh, yeah. Pathetic. Well, there'll be a lot of that cancelled tomorrow with the way the weather is.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. So the way the top things that people are going to be doing in order to save money this Valentine's Day, have sex. Yeah, it's free. It's free most of the time. Although Connie's in lube. And babies. Paid services. Yeah,. It's free. It's free. Most of the time. Although Connie's in lube. And babies.

Paid services. Yeah, babies. Not free. No. Millions. And just cooking up a storm together. Yum. Romantic meal at home.

Yeah, nice. Whereas compared to last year, the stats are so different because that cost of living crisis hadn't quite hit. Right. It wasn't particularly cheap, but now it's worse than ever. And people have been locked up for a while,

so getting out was a novel. Yeah, we had to. We wanted to go out. But a lot of people are saying it's not a bad thing. Does that, though, if you're with somebody who is a strong Valentine's Day believer, how does that excuse wash, though? But that's the thing that they're saying.

It's not a bad thing because the spending of money is not the point of the day. It's about spending time with your chosen valentine. Yeah, but what if their love language is gifts? Those people. Those people. Yeah, those people. Good luck. I mean, I don't have an answer for that.

I don't know. Yeah, make them a macaroni picture frame. If you've got some old pasta in the... What are you, five? I'm just trying to think of ways to save money. What could you whip up at home? A glitter sign that says I love you. Okay.

No, not glitter. Glitter goes everywhere. You're just going to frustrate them because they're going to be finding glitter forever. Like a cutout, like an origami bird that says... What if they're scared of birds? A lot of people are scared of birds. I'm running out of ideas.

Diamond, diamonds. It's got to be diamonds. I see now you're spending a load of money. They're just in the ground. Diamonds. You could just like dig a hole. You might find one. Go hunting for diamonds. You'll find something. There's a hole. You might find one. You'll find something.

There's your ideas. There's your ideas of Valentine's Day. Easter is approaching, and if you've been in the supermarket recently, you'll know the hot cross buns are out, all the Easter eggs, all the bunnies. I mentioned that sometimes cream eggs at the moment, cheaper than actual eggs,

depending on what brand and what's in stock. But there is a TikTok that's blown up and has come with a warning. You would have seen these. They're in little packets. Cadbury mini eggs. They've got a hard shell in their speckle. Like a candy shell. They almost look like a little

duck egg or some little bantam quail egg. Like a mini egg. Bantam or a quail egg. Like a sparrow or a robin or something. But too small to be a quail. So they're like a hard candy outer and inside is solid milk chocolate.

I know them well. And the hack that's gone online is people are opening the packet and pouring them all into a bowl or a cup. And there's only in each, there's maybe like, I don't know, 10 or 15. And then you microwave them for 50 seconds. 50? Yeah. That's a long time.

How long would you do a cookie time for? 20. 20. I was going to say 20 or 10. Yeah That's a long time How long would you do A cookie time for 20 20 I was going to say 20 or 10 Because you only just want It just melting Let's settle on

15 15 15 Yeah but it also depends On your microwave Because I've got a Microwave that's 11 I think it's 1100

10 Or a 12 Might even be 1200 You've got a powerful microwave It must be nice Yeah I don't want to brag But I do have a powerful Panasonic microwave I think I might have a powerful Panasonic microwave.

I think I might have a wiki. What's the brand? Smeg. No, Smeg wouldn't have a wiki. Smeg wouldn't have a wiki. Smeg, it's built under. Oh, must be nice. Built under bench.

I've got a Samsung. It folds in half and the screen just stays the same. Oh my God, amazing. Just like pop it open. And I get to like, when other people are talking about the Apple microwave, I get to tell them we had that six months ago. Oh, wow. Okay, yeah, right.

Good quality food. The warning of this mini egg hack for 50 seconds is that people are putting them in the microwave and some people's microbes are blowing up. Because there's not enough in the microwave. Yeah, you're just making the environment hot, but the little thing is not enough to take it. You'd probably be best if you want to try this at home, because apparently people are raving about it. I thought the warning initially when I saw this news story was that the chocolate inside was melting hot.

I thought it might have exploded, because the candy shell does seem to have an airtight grasp on that chocolate. Yeah, but apparently 50 seconds just leaves it absolutely runny and soft inside. What are you doing? Gooey. That's too much. Well, people are saying they'll never go back to normally eating these. Really?

Again, because they're so delicious. Well, now I want to try them. I mean, I guess it's like a hot M&M, right? It's like a giant hot M&M. I guess so. Because you couldn't microwave M&Ms, could you? You probably could. Well, M&Ms were designed, the candy coating was designed

so that World War II soldiers wouldn't have the chocolate melt in their hands. But then they get the colour rub off. Yeah. That backfired. Give away your position. If the Nazis saw a red hand. Well, a red, a blue, a brown, a yellow, green hand. It all just goes brown, doesn't it?

Yeah, although that's camouflage. They are the old camouflage. Yeah. So it's a camouflaged hand. Okay. Unless you're one of those soldiers that... But it won't make your trigger finger sticky, whereas if it was just chocolate,

you'd be like trying to wipe that off and you wouldn't be ready even when the Nazis came. Unless you only ate yellow M&Ms, that would be quite bright. Some people separate their M&Ms. Yeah, I've never heard of yellow being the one they will have, though. Do M&Ms's taste different? They don't, they all taste the same

They all taste the same yeah This is a hack that is very popular 0800 dial Z What are you microwave? Is that what we're doing now? No we're not doing that 0800 dial Z How do you change up a treat?

We're not doing that at all We're not taking calls? He's the treat. We're not doing that at all. We're not doing that at all. We're not taking calls on what do you microwave? We're not doing that at all. Come on. Let's take a call on what do we microwave.

When I was at university, me and Aaron used to microwave cheap rosé. Why? Because it was so bad that if you made it warmer, it wasn't as like. It was more palatable.

So it was like a mulled wine. Yeah, what was it called? Crimson rosé. Right. And we used to chuck it in the microwave. How much was it a bottle?

Seven? My mate Callum used to microwave his jeans to dry them. Like, A, it didn't work. A, it didn't work. B, steamy. He had to tuck all the zippin' stuff inside so that it didn't have, like, direct exposure because otherwise it would zap. It would cause

lightning. Do you know my microwave, my new microwave, Smeg? Yeah, yeah. Can microwave metal? What? You were telling us. How is that possible? And it doesn't spin, eh? It just sits.

No, this one spins. Oh, it spins. What's up with that? Don't know. What is this, the future? Wait, so you could put Easter eggs. You could put a hammer in there. And a hammer.

What if it was a cold morning and you were going to head out on the building site? You'd give your hammer 30 seconds so you've got a nice warm hand. Wait, would it heat the hammer? I'll try it. Somebody microwaved their phone accidentally. They were drunk. Vaughan, we're not doing 0800-DARZEN-M-WHAT-AVE-YOU-MICROWAVE. You can text as well, 9696-WHAT-AVE-YOU-MICROWAVE.

No, we're not doing that at all. It feels like we're doing it. It was just a helpful reminder, not talking ovens. A helpful reminder. Not talking ovens. 0800-DOS-IT-IN-WHAT-HAVE-YOU-MICROWAVE. We're not doing that at all. Air fryers don't count.

What do you microwave? Maybe it's an accident, maybe it's something regular. Maybe you've discovered something that's awesome in the microwave. No, we're not doing this. My mum used to microwave a whole chicken. Dude, it was in there for like 55 minutes. Nothing should be in a microwave for 55 minutes.

How did it taste? Rubbery. My mum does, what's Annabelle, not lagbine, the other one, white? White.

Annabelle White's. My mum does her corn silverside. Who's Annabelle White? She's a New Zealand chef. She does her microwave corn silverside and it's juicy, delicious. A succulent.

Succulent. You know Annabelle White. Does she microwave her hammer? Annabelle White, Annabelle White. Oh, yeah. She's very smiley. She's very smiley. She's very smiley.

I met her once and I said, my mum does your microwave corn silverside. She was delighted. Very good. Annabelle White. There was no microwave cookbooks in the 80s with microwaves first started sneaking into people's houses. I tell you what,

you certainly couldn't microwave a hammer in the 80s. Oh, first started sneaking into people's houses. I tell you what, you certainly could have microwaved the hammer in the 80s. Oh, you wouldn't know what it would have been. Good recipes from people telling us what they microwaved.

Oh, no doubt. Maybe that's what we could then talk about. Your favourite microwave recipes. We're not talking about microwaves. Oh, 800- No, we're not.

Text 9696. Why are we not doing it at all? Message our socials. People are already messaging it. My mum does a great microwave carrot cake. Oh, yeah. Nah, it's real good. Use the oven. Nah, nah, nah, nah. It's real good. No, it's moisture carrot cake. Oh, yeah. Nah, it's real good.

Nah, nah, nah, nah. It's real good. No, it's not. It's moist dress. Yeah, moist. So moist. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley's Refund Your Date.

The Valentine's Edition. Well, Valentine's Day tomorrow and we thought we'd fire up the old date refunder. Have you got it going? Have you got it plugged in there, Vaughn? It's actually broken. Parker. Yeah, something went wrong. Well, we'll have to manually decide. No, it was downstairs in the basement

two weeks ago when it flooded. Remember how we had a 100 year weather event two weeks ago and now we're having another one now? Shoot, time flies. It's 100 years. So, it's 100 years. So all you've got to do is register, ZM online, and tell us about your terrible Valentine's Day date, and we could hook you up with a wild secret voucher.

And I was like, maybe I'll go to wildsecrets.co.nz and tell the people what you can get. Are you allowed? No. Are you sure you want to visit the site? It's because it's an adult site. It's an adult site. It's an adult site. That's good that you've warned them.

It is good. Joining us this morning, Tony, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Now, tell us about your terrible date. God, you still sound devastated, Tony. It shook you. So I took my boyfriend to 660 as an early present.

Okay. Classic. And he decided it was a great idea to ditch me for two hours. No. Where did he go? He went straight into the mosh. The mosh? I didn't know.

I never would think of a 660 mosh. Yeah. He's in the pit. So were you just standing there for the whole time? Yeah, so I actually caught up with a friend. Yeah, I would do that too. Be like, you're a lame company. I'll go find someone else.

And then when did you reconnect with this moshing man? So I went back to where he left me and sat there for half an hour Oh wait, was he in the dog box for the rest of the weekend? So pretty much we left the concert straight after that and I broke up with him

Yep You don't get ditched at a concert it's dangerous and it's boring and it's bad behavior. All right, Tony, we're going to hook you up with a Wild Secrets voucher. Thank you. Just for you.

You treat yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He gets nothing. He's long gone. He's already lost what he had. He gets nothing. Georgia, good morning. Morning.

What was your terrible Valentine's date? Oh, so me and my partner went to the beach with fish and chips, had a cute little date. Cute so far. They pretty much flipped in the wind, so we couldn't eat them. So we thought, no, no worries, we'll make the best of it. We'll go swimming. And I got stung by a jellyfish.

Oh, my gosh. Wait, Georgia, go back. What did you order? Always a cheeseburger and fish bites. Yeah, yum. A burger from a fish and chip shop. Always. No.

I always go a bit, you're missing out. Deep fried patties. We're listening to two privileged individuals. Growing up, it was only the fish and chips from the fish and chip shop. Same. No, Georgia, how good's a fish and chip shop burger? Was there a crab stick in there, Georgia? No. No, get a grab. And also fish bites from a fish and chip shop burger? Was there a crab stick in there, Georgia? No.

No, get a grab. And also fish bites from a fish and chip shop. Grow up, Georgia. Hey! Get a whole fillet. Get a whole fillet of fish. I feel like that was the powers that be above blowing over those fish and chips on purpose

because you didn't get the right fish and chips. And then, so you got into the ocean, you got stung. Did your partner have to pee on you? He offered. I said, no, thanks. Yeah, we're good, babe. Good. Yeah, also, how long into the relationship was this?

Oh, like three years. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they didn't pee on each other at that point. I considered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thought about it. Reduce the stung. Just get some vinegar or something.

Is that what you do? Vinegar? Yeah, it's the same. It's always vinegary. Have a cup of water. Not too many. Well, maybe people take vinegar for the vinegar

with the fish and chips at the beach, but a lot of people don't have vinegar on hand whereas urine, regularly available. Yeah. So wee on your partner's leg

and your fish and chips to get a nice vinegar. That is disgusting. Georgia, we've got for you a Wild Secrets voucher. We'll refund your date. Congratulations. Yeah, thank you so much.

Play ZM's Fletch for the Daily. for you a Wild Secrets voucher. We'll refund your date. Congratulations. Thank you so much. PlayZM. Award season at the moment, isn't it? It was the Grammys last week and the Brit Awards. Last night, yeah. Harry Styles winning album of the year and heaps of other things. Lots of other things.

And Mo Gilligan was presenting. Comedian, I believe. Right. And made a bit of an embarrassing mix-up when he said, please welcome to the stage, Sam Capaldi.

As in Lewis Capaldi. I don't know if it was a Sam Smith, Lewis Capaldi mix-up. Or if it was an autoc Smith, Lewis Capaldi mix-up. Mix-up. Or if it was an autocue issue, but he said it so confidently. And then you just hear it to the mic, Lewis Capaldi go, who? And then he just sings a song. He's very funny, Lewis Capaldi.

We've spoken to him a lot. Did you say he signed a massive Netflix doco deal? Really? Yeah, because he's so funny. They just want to be following him around all the time. Oh my God. I've watched him do one of those duet things, you know, those duets.

Oh, yeah. And like, I'll sing this verse and then you sing the second verse. It's so funny if you find it. It's very crass. Hilarious. Yeah. Anyway, huge name mix up and everyone was like,

what happened? And they clarified it afterwards. And not the only name mix up this weekend. So embarrassed, but on the weekend we were obviously talking with some of our neighbours, you know, don't hesitate to call if you're in

trouble or you need anything. And Aaron was talking to our neighbour who we've been chatting to for at least a year, when we've lived there for a year and introduced ourselves to them very early on and And every time we see them, we're like, G'day Adrian. Are these the one that you drink with? No, they're the other side.

The other side, right. Yeah. No, they were all right. The other couple, we haven't had a drink with them because they had a baby. Oh, okay. Yeah. So fun over. Yeah, fun's over. Anyway, they came over and then Aaron said,

oh, thanks so much, Adrian. He was like, oh, look, I've got to tell you, that's not my name. Wait, have you been calling him Adrian for an entire calendar year? For an entire year. Wow. His name's Alistair. Alistair, not Adrian.

Alistair, Alistair, Adrian, three syllables, start with A. Because when Aaron first met them, I wasn't there. Right. And so then Aaron said, oh, I met our neighbours on that side. Yeah. After we'd first moved in.

What are their names? It's Gabby and Adrian. Adrian. Adrian. I was like, right. So we've just been calling him Adrian this whole time. Wow. But how many times has he had the chance to correct you? Yeah, well, it's been a year.

So a lot. He texts us, you know, we gave him the chance to correct you? Yeah, well, it's been a year. So a lot. He texts us, you know, we gave him our number to say, you know, you have any problems, let us know with the storm and he texts us to say thanks for that. And we said, you'll always be Adrian to us. He's going to have to change his name. I've learned it wrong. But anyway, I find it so embarrassing when people get your name wrong.

There's something about it that just, I'm so bad at it. That's why I don't often back myself to say the name. Thanks, mate. Yeah, but they know. They know. Hey, champ, buddy, anything like that.

I want to know, is there someone that is constantly getting your name wrong? And maybe you haven't had the courage to tell them? Or maybe you haven't had the courage to... To tell them? Tell them. Or perhaps you've been called the wrong name at the worst of times. Or maybe your boss has been calling you the wrong name for two years,

but you just can't correct them. It's too late. You are now. They're the big boss. Yeah. They're the big boss. Yeah. People with names that may be a little unusual, not mainstream,

you know, not mainstream. You know, not like your Matt or your Sarah. People always confusing names and writing their name wrong. Yeah, and white people famously love to give like a one letter to a name that's not English. Yes. So what's your name?

I'm going to call you Jay. You can call me Jay. Jay. No, just my name's fine. Jay is also fine. Yeah, but just Jay for short. I can't say that. Yeah, but maybe you met someone and they just like you erranded just the first letter and then you just give them

a completely different name. Yeah. And you just haven't been able to correct someone or maybe you finally did correct them. Or were you somewhere where your name was announced and it was announced completely wrong? Like Sam Capaldi. Play.

ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. We want to know if someone is always getting your name wrong. Like I got our neighbour's name wrong. For a whole year. For a whole year. Yeah, a whole year. It's not Alistair. It's Adrian. It's not Adrian, it's Al wrong. For a whole year. For a whole year. Yeah, a whole year. It's not Alistair. It's Adrian.

No, it's not Adrian. It's Alistair. Oh, yeah. Don't, don't, because then I'll go back and I'll call him Adrian again. It's Alan. It's not Alan. Don't do this to me. And also, Lewis Capaldi was introduced at the Brit Awards as Sam Capaldi.

And then he just said, who? Into the mic really loudly and very funnily. Right. Would you like to introduce our caller online too, Hayley? Mauro. Mauro. Mauro. Mauro.

Mauro. Mauro. Mauro. Yeah, it's just like Maori, but instead of Maori, Mauro. Mauro. So what do people call you instead of Maori, Mauro. Mauro. So what do people call you? Mauro? Mauro?

They call me Mario. Mario. Nice to meet you. Yes, that's correct. What is Mauro? Whereabouts is that name from? Well, it's originally from Italy, but I am Brazilian. And it calls...

Georgia. I'm sorry, but Georgia just sitting in the back of the studio head has went, oh. A Brazilian-Italian She's Brazilian-Italian She goes very excited. Sorry, Karen Are you a hottie, Mauro? Are you hot? I am, I'm married

Stand back, Georgia She's still waiting to be engaged So when people She's still waiting to be engaged, so. So when people. She's not married. When people call you Mario or something different, do you correct them or you just let it slide? Oh, I just leave it. Yeah.

You know, as long as, you know, it starts with my, I look. Maria. Matt, Maria. Yeah. Matt Damon. Maria. Matt, Maria. Matt Damon. Yeah. My wife has a friend, an older friend,

and the first time I met her, she said, oh, what's your name again? And I said, Mauro. And she looked at me, Bob. Okay. Bob.

Wow. You know what? Close enough. She didn't even try. Is it? Close enough, Bob. Is it? Hey, awesome.

Thanks for your call. Let's go now to Liz. Good morning, Liz. Good morning. How try. Is it? Close enough, Bob. Is it? Hey, awesome. Thanks for your call. Let's go now to Liz. Good morning, Liz. Good morning. How are you guys doing? Good. Who gets Liz wrong? I know, right?

I was working on a construction job in Perth. And when you start, you go through a week's induction in the city. Can I just ask, Liz, have you ever microwaved a hammer? No. Oh. Call back, Liz. No. No, apparently there's a microwave now that can have metal in it.

Yeah. And it has led to the question that a hammer could... I've got a metal-friendly microwave. Should I microwave my hammer, do you reckon? Oh, maybe give it a miss. All right. At least with a bowl of noodles or a cup in there. Yeah, okay.

Sorry, let's carry on. You get your induction. Yeah, I'm in my induction. I meet a group of guys, and one of them I got really close to, Mike. Really great guy. Is Mike an Italian-Brazilian, do you think? No, that was Mauro. Oh, Mauro.

No, no, just a new setter with a M sound, so. Georgia. Sorry, carry on. So I go out to site first, then Mike actually comes to site a few months later. So we're seeing each other, and we're always with a group of us, individual group of friends,

and we're walking in the opposite directions. And so every time I'm like, hi, Mike, and he'll be saying, hey, Sue, how are you going? Oh, no. Sue's not even close to Liz. No, nowhere close. I think he just got me mixed up with another person. But anyway, a few weeks later, we're actually sitting in the mess and we actually are together. And I say to Mike, Mike, I've just got to let you know, my name's not Sue, it's Liz. And he was mortified. He was absolutely embarrassed.

Yes. No, but good on you for correcting him because, I don't know, everyone gets all shy and cheapish. It's just a name. If it's someone you're not going to see that much, I'd just let it slide. I wouldn't care. Also, in Mike's defence, women do all look the same.

Yeah, we do. We do. All look like Sue. Long hair. Don't you think? Boobies. Amazing, Liz. Thanks for your call. Let's go.'t you think? Boobies. Amazing, Liz. Thanks for your call.

Let's go to Emma. Emma, who called who the wrong name? So at my sister's wedding, my sister and I now happen to have been together for years, and the father of the groom got up to do a speech. And he's like, I'm so excited to finally have Laura's family joining us. And we're so excited. Oh, so excited to have Laura join the family. And with Laura comes Megan and Kevin and Emma and Hazel.

Hazel's my daughter. And Nigel and his wife, Albert. And he goes, it's Nick. Oh, no. Nigel. And then it's family. There's no excuse for not knowing the family's name. Sounds like a big family, no. Nigel. No, I mean, it's family. There's no excuse for not knowing the family's name. Sounds like a big family, though.

So that's my mum and dad, me, my daughter, and my now husband. So I married Nigel. I married Nigel. You married Nigel, not Nick. Now, is Nigel his name or is Nick his name? Nick. It's Nick. It's Nick.

It's Nick. So everyone calls him Nigel. We even called our cat Nigel to try and stop people calling him Nigel. But we've got a cat. You're never stopping that. He'll always be Nigel. He's Nigel forevermore. Were there any Italian Brazilians at this wedding?

Nigel's a 1-8th Italian. Oh! Yum, yum, yum. Nigel the cat or Nigel your husband? I don't think you can... Nigel, Nick. You can have Italian cats. No, I'm not Italian cats.

I'm the type that's got moustaches. Where the whiskers are, it's moustaches. And they love pizza. And when you say, oh, we're going on a grain-free diet, they say, hey, I'm not into my life. I love a lasagna. I will surely die. Meow. Why would you

deprive a pussycat of a pasta? It's my history. History. The cat's poor like this. Lay his. Ay-yi-yi.

Lay his. Any more dicks or are we just... Hey! Should we just leave? Hey! I'm pissing here. Hey, I'm walking around in a circle before I sit down here. Hey, I'm a-scratching here. Hey, hey, hey, I'm ready around in a circle before I sit down here. Hey, I'm a scratcher here.

Hey, hey, hey. I'm ready to go outside. Hey, let me out of here. What am I, a prisoner? Meow. Play Zed-N's, Fletch, Vaughn, and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

Low energy. I started high, but it was hurting my throat, so I had to just relax into it. Barry White in the room. Yeah. Do you want a voiceover? No, stop. This is what I did on the drive back to Wellington yesterday

for my wife. But it has to be like really like grunty American products. Right. Like Larnet sort of. Yeah, right. Sell me a DeWalt drill.

The all new DeWalt drill. I hear that stuff. 18 volts of transportable power. I would have made you walk. Like get out of the car. brand new ford f-150 that was one of my big ones yesterday can you sell um um a french pair a koya candle i'll do my best i'm not going to promote a koi account that's because my daughter's my candles okay we'll sell us an audience that are out of stock okay i mean if they can't keep out with after with demand what kind of candle company are they?

Just a casual one. Can you sell me a Libra panty liner? Oh, yeah, okay. Well, can I? Yeah, you're allowed. Okay, I'm allowed? Yep. Permission sought?

Yep. On behalf of all panty liner lovers. Hey, ladies. Oh, I hate it. No, no. You told me I could. You told me I could. Canceled.

That's bad. Today's fact of the day is about a world record that was set in 1984 that people don't think will ever be broken, even though it is still an event that happens at the Olympics. It's the javelin, the men's javelin. Is this what Hayley's been watching all morning? No, pole vaulting. Oh, pole vaulting.

She was watching pole vaulting mishaps too. She wasn't listening to the world pole vault jams and she was trying to keep up with which Hungarian can go over the bar the highest. No, no, no. Well, you kept rewinding that one where the guy's... His junk got caught on the bar. Yeah, so he cleared the bowl and then...

The bowl was gone and then his package went... On the bar and knocked it down. Well, now I wonder if there's been javelin accidents at the Olympics. You'd have to tape it down there. one would have known if there's been javelin accidents at the Olympics. You tape it down then. Wouldn't you do like a drag tuck? Yeah. To make a flat mound?

You don't want to be, you know, in the final of the pole vault and your giant wang loses you a gold medal. Have you? I actually lost a gold medal because my giant. My giant got in the way. Speaking of giant wangs have you tried those

men's underpants where you tuck the nuts yes the genitals sit in a forward pouch yeah they sit forward

of the they sit forward of the thigh why gooch area to stop chafing yeah to stop sticking

yeah yeah apparently a wonderful experience oh it's like a little kangaroo couch. Yeah. You talk to a couple of people at the weekend. Well, it was my mate Johnny's wedding and you should see the arse on this guy. Like,

I'm not gonna, I've got a photo. Did you pop a bottle of champagne on it? Dude, of course you did. It's because he's always squatting, picking up slabs of beverages. Look at that. Look at that arse in his wedding pants. And he was walking around in his und slabs of beverages. Look at that. Look at that ass in those wedding pants. Yeah. So thug.

And he was walking around in his undies. And he's packing at the front and the back. Oh, my God, Vaughn. He's married now, ladies. I'm sorry. We've got a front pick. I'll find you one for later. But then I said, are those undies that hold it forward?

And he said, no, what are you talking about? I was like, you son of a bitch. So you were like, there must be a reason for this package. For this monster package. Yeah, right. And there was nothing other than how blessed he is in the genetical department. The genetical. Geneticals.

Wow. Geneticals. His geneticals. So your reasoning is not for comfort. It's more to accentuate. I'll take whatever I can. What you've got. Bring it forward.

But then somebody else said, are super comfortable undies. Right. Where it sits forward of the area. I just like it all to be compact. Like a boxer brief. Just cram it in there. Cram it in there. Yeah, pack it all up.

Yeah. I'm going to try one of these. I won't tell you. And then you just every day stare at my crotch. I don't know if I could get away with that. Let me just write this down in my HR log. Okay. Yeah, against Hayley.

What have I done? She says she didn't want to stare at my crotch even though I asked her to. Producer Jared just winked at me just before quite sexually. So sexually. I jotted that down. Yeah. Although you. And if you thought this hurricane was bringing some precipitation, I'll tell you what.

Okay, stop right there. Let me jot that down. Just jot that down. Yeah, although you... And if you thought this hurricane was bringing some precipitation, I'll tell you what. Okay, stop right there. Let me jot that down. Just jot that down, jot that down. This show is a ticking time bomb. Guys, we've got 25 minutes. We've got to get out of here. Jot that down, jot that down. Today's fact of the day.

Please stop distracting me. Sorry. With one of my best friends, absolutely 10 out of 10 professional dumper. Front and back. Front and back, as it turns out. God damn him. Anyway, he's a married man.

Now he's happy and I love the guy to bits. He's got it all. The record that was broken was a javelin record of 104 metres at 0.80. Someone threw a javelin more than the length of a rugby field. Hang on. 104 metres. 104 metres and 80 centimetres. Get out. Those things are heavy too.

No, 104. 104. No, no, no. Yes. I'm right. 104 metres. Yeah. And then an additional 80 centimetres.

So just shy of 105 metres. Jeez. He threw it in 1984 at the Olympic Day of Athletics competition, so it wasn't at the Olympics. But wait, why does this have anything to do with the balls being forward? No, because you were talking about pole

vaulting, and the guy got caught on it, and then that made me think, have you tried the undies? So we're dropping the balls. Well, no, we wouldn't be dropping our balls if we were wearing those supportive undies that had an extra pouch in the front to hold them. We're dropping the balls from conversation. It's not linked at all to his horns.

I was waiting for the balls. This guy has balls. No, it was your talk about the pole vault. I talked about javelin. You talked about pole vault. You then talked about balls. Surprise, surprise. Then I talked a bit more about balls

and my mate's absolutely beautiful buttocks It got ball focused And then I dragged it back Okay Sorry to drag us back to the balls This is just about javelin And then you've dragged us back to the balls I will again drag us back to javelin

So he threw just shy of 105 metres The previous record would have been 99 metres So obliterated it And then they changed the javelin design. Oh, was it too easy? Was it light? The centre of gravity changed in the official Olympic... With the world?

No, they moved the weight of the javelin back because so many people would throw it and it would land flat. And of course, every time it landed flat, they'd throw it. It's like a fault. So they said if we move it forward, it's more likely to poke. Yeah. But it also means it drags it down a little bit quicker. Wait, so that's not fair.

You'll never break the record. Well, they also changed it because they said that the standard Olympic javelin throwing size was 105 metres. So he was so close to breaking it. And you know what's at the end of the javelin? What? The javelin throwing size was 105 metres. So he was so close to breaking it. And you know what's at the end of the javelin? What? The javelin throwing pitch.

What? The place they run around. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Track. Yeah, because they obviously can't be like, stop everything to do with the track because it's javelin time. They need them both to happen at the same time. You're sprinting for your life.

Yeah, or that just makes it more interesting. It would make you A little bit faster Wouldn't it A little bit more close To the original Athens based Yeah Exactly

But also that has happened There was a US athlete Called Elijah Godwin Who was running And got impaled By a javelin And it punctured his Like your sister

His left lung She got impaled By a fencing standard That we had for a slip and slide In the paddock And we were throwing it And it went straight Through her foot.

And we put a plaster on each side and said don't tell mum and dad. You shut your mouth. And then she went white and started vomiting uncontrollably. And you were like we better tell mum and dad. Yeah well they knew there was vomit everywhere at that stage. Yeah okay. They kind of caught on to the fact. So today's fact of the day

is that there is an Olympic record that was set in 1984 for throwing a javelin that people don't think will ever be beaten. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Let us cross now to the social media desk where a Chanelette Pyjamas chose to do something this weekend that I didn't know was even available. Yes. What did you do?

I went and watched the 4K 3D remastered Titanic movie to celebrate the 25th anniversary at Newmarket, at cinemas all around the country. Does it still sink at the end? It does. Well they could have fixed that and saved a lot of lives. And it was sold out. Really?

Yep, Newmarket yesterday packed cinema. Well I guess there's nothing else to do right with the weather? Absolutely nothing to do. While the ads were playing, the emergency alert went off on everyone's phones. The whole cinema was like... It was terrifying. What does that sound like when it goes off for 200 people? It was terrifying.

So was it a better experience than when you watched it in the... Yes. How old are you? So I wasn't alive when it came out. It came out in 97. Oh, neither. My gosh. Wow, did you just feel really wasn't alive when it came out. It came out in 97. My gosh. Wow, did you just feel really old then?

You did. I was born in 99. And so I've never seen it in a cinema before. That can't be right. You're an adult. Well, yeah. No, that can't be right. I refuse to believe it.

I refuse to believe it. 99 was the last decade. No, if you were born in 1999, you're still a baby. You're still a child. Yeah, if you were born in 1999, you're only like 10. Tops. 10 years old max. I did use a fake ID to get this job, yeah. Wow.

She had little cute cheeks. But yeah, the cinema was sold out and the craziest thing was there was so many kits and it's rated M and there's a lot of intense themes. It's very intense. There's steamy scenes, isn't there? There was.

Why, what happens? Now, I don't know if you know that Shannon, the chandelier pyjamas, Vaughn has still and refuses to watch Titanic. What's wrong with you? I know, it's such a good movie. Well, I know what happens. No, no, no.

It's a classic. It's experience. Yeah, and the different relationships, the dynamics, you don't know that part of it. And you've got to watch it in 3D because the water splashes on you. It's quite intense. Do you know what I mean? It doesn't splash on intense. I'm living in Auckland at the moment. Water's

going to be splashing on me for the next few days. I don't have anything I need to splash. Do you know I read this yesterday. Titanic must be in the zeitgeist because of its anniversary that you know when he's when he takes Rose down. Spoiler alert. When he takes Rose underneath

with all the poor people. I think 25 years later there are no spoiler alerts. You know when he takes Rose down, spoiler alert, when he takes Rose underneath with all the poor people. I think 25 years later there are no spoiler alerts. You know when he takes Rose down and they go dancing? Yeah. With all the poor people? And there's that little kid? Yes. Do you know they filmed a scene where she died? And then they went, it's too much. No, that would have ruined it. It's this little

girl and like Jack, like Leonardo was like dancing and it's like a bit. She'd be too old for him now. Oh yeah, she'd be way too old. It was so beautiful. I sobbed so much. Like I was trying to hold it in and you know when you're ugly crying and you're like. And then this kid

turned around and she started laughing at me. And then she's like, for me that girl's crying. How many times would you say you've seen Titanic before this? I watch it yearly. Oh, it's an annual thing. It's an annual thing. So I'd say I've probably seen it 10 times. Do you watch it on the anniversary of the sinking?

Or just whenever? Do you know, it was April 14th. I was about to say April 14th. Yeah, 1912. We're a month away. Wow. No, I love the movie. You have to go see it in 3D. It's the Titanic's 25th anniversary. So Leonardo DiCaprio's got to break up with the

Titanic now too. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. I didn't know anything about this until Paris, Paris Hilton, is that her name? Was having a baby and then she was talking about designer babies.

Do you remember that term coming into play? Designer babies? It's been around a while, right? It's been around a while where you can do polygenic screenings and have a look inside the baby or the little embryo

and moderate it. Kind of pick what you want. Modify it and pick things and get rid of things that you don't want. And this started from probably a good place, which is like removing. I was going to say genetic disorders and stuff like that. Genetic disorders. That'd be a great idea.

Yeah, I have a friend who's pregnant at the moment and she did this through the magic of science, which is she had a genetic thing that was passed on to her and she suffered from it and then she removed it. Wow. That's fascinating, isn't it? Now that baby won't get that thing. But now it's gone a bit too far because you can pick like, you know, a good footballer

and someone that's good at art. So this is the thing that like with the ever growing, that you could choose a smart child or, yes, someone who would be physically more at an advantage or more likely to get into, like, good colleges. But can you actually, is a lot of that taught, though? Like, skills and... I think a lot of it is, but if you have a pre, what's it called? Like, a predisposition to being good at things.

It was that song. It's helpful. Predisposition. Wow. He also had a bit of a struggle getting those high notes before they opened for the Kings of Leon. Did he? Sweet disposition.

Did he? Temper trap struggle. So with all of this in mind, they did a study about whether or not people would actually be into this because it feels a little... Yeah, like you're just a bit... I don't know. I don't have a baby. So maybe, you know, this would help

remove a lot of worries. But one in three Americans, I find you, would be open to a genetically enhanced child. You'd also be picking the sex of the baby too, right? Yeah, you can do that. Yeah. So you can just go, I want to make sure that it's female,

leggy. Yeah. Leggy. Leggy. Yeah. Intelligent. Can control the weather. A witch.

Yeah. Superpowers. Yeah. And good at baking. Metal claws that extend from its fists when it clenches it in time of thing. Yeah. Advanced, you know, super healing.

What are we doing? Are we doing X-Men? Is that what we're all doing? I think we're all doing, yeah. We're all doing an X-Men. Yeah. Okay, cool. You just got plain old normal babies.

Boo. Boo. Off the menu babies. Boo. Well, if you enjoyed that that Give us a rating and review And be sure to tell your mates You know what I reckon your script reading

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Much like I'm going to do About this podcast Thank you Vaughan and Hayley For that Good boy script reading too. Thank you. Much like I'm going to do about this podcast. Thank you Vaughan and Hayley for that. Good boy. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.