ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 14th January 2023

Episode Date: January 13, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss Supermarket KettlebellsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try barista made iced coffees available now at your local McCafe. I would like to raise... Chickens. No.

Children. I grew up with chickens. Would you like to raise how? Would you like to raise the roof? Would you like to raise hell? Would you like to raise the roof? Would you like to raise a barn? Yeah or the bar Would you like to raise some money? Would you like to be raised by wolves?

Out of all of those Would you like to raise sea levels? Raise hell Would you like to raise hell? Which is sea levels rising Ironically Water Water will be our

Water will be our hell I'd like to raise This point A child Things Would definitely not those. A pony. No, all that.

How long do you reckon a child placed in your care, let's say a baby placed in your care, at your doorstep would last? You know, we had to look after these robotic babies for a weekend. No, I'm talking a real baby. You know, he scoffs and stuff. I think he'd do a good job. Do you reckon?

I think it'd be an Adam Sandler baby. I reckon he'd become a little bit obsessed with it. Baby daddy situation. I reckon it'd be a tiger mum, Do you reckon? I think it'd be an Adam Sandler. Why couldn't he become a little bit obsessed with that? Baby daddy situation. I reckon it'd be a tiger mum, that's for sure. Oh, yeah. There was a tiger mum at the pool the other day. She was cracking the whip at her kids doing the lanes. No way.

Yeah. They were bloody fast, too. They were just absolutely gunning it. My thing was, and my parents killed the tiger thing pretty quickly. You think you can do fucking better? That was what. I never said fucking. Did you say that as an eight-year-old?

I would have said, you think you can do better? And they're like, fair call. I wasn't in the all-black stack. No, this is what I would like to raise. The shit that supermarkets sell that we don't need. Do you know what? There's some stuff that honestly. No.

There is some stuff on the shelves that you're like, that's been there for a while. Okay. Here's what I saw. Kettle bells. Oh, I know. I knew those. You know, like the white, the big-

18 months too late. Do you remember when everybody went- They were like, there's another lockdown. Everyone's like, I need Jim McGuimoo. Yeah. I wonder if that's why they were selling them in the first place. But they were on the bottom shelf. There was like two of them.

There was like a 16 and a 12 or something. Okay. And they just caught my eye. Those are pretty big kettlebells. Yeah. And I was like, okay, weird. But we don't. No, they're not that heavy.

For the sort of person that would buy one from a supermarket, that's pretty big. But also they sell so much shit that I always wonder who buys. How deep do you go into that weird aisle? That's pretty big. But also, like, they sell so much shit that, like, I always wonder who buys. Like, who buys? How deep do you go into, like, that weird aisle with, like, the stationery and, like, the, like, pins and balloons? But see, pins and balloons I get. No, but next to it is weird shit that you're like, what is the need of that? And how long has this been here? Or, like, when you go into a dairy and you're like, man, some of this stuff. Sunfaded and dusty. Yeah, it has been there for a long time like that's never gonna sell no yeah well how many kettlebells were left two there were two how many do you think

there would have been four i reckon they did an order of four to see how it goes it's going past and they're like you know what i need a kettlebell'm going to buy a big whacking bag of chips and a block of chocolate and a pack of crumpets and then I'm going to buy a kettlebell. What supermarket was it? It was a Countdown. Do you think Countdown someone buys for all the branches? Like somebody's

job is supermarket purchase and they just would have seen them so cheap they were like, well I can't help to have them there so I'm sucker or buy them. See, I think it was placed in the wrong bit because it's in that aisle, you know, by the buttons and needles and shoe shine stuff. Where would you put it? I'd put it under the fucking chips.

Because someone comes for a bag of chips. Yes, that's creative. And they're like, oh, hang on a sec, I'm going to need that to counter the chips. What about if... I listened to a fascinating podcast about, if you'll excuse me for just a minute, but a man wants to talk.

You've actually hijacked me in the middle of a sentence. About the international aisle. That's my favourite. The international aisle is the best aisle, but it just got lumped in with international. Like pasta used to be in the International Isle. Which is wild. But then when it became so popular in America

and enough of it got sold, it branched out and it became its own section. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they said that's what everything in the International Isle, like Mexican food, it's not in the International Isle anymore. Well, the real Mexican stuff is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tio Pablo.

Tio Pablo. That's in there. you're um what is it old el paso old el paso that's in the chips i was just wondering if maybe someone was doing a workout and then they were like they were like walking them around the gym and they popped them down and they weren't actually for sale did you check if they were for sale who the fuck takes kettlebells they were they were doing they left the gym they were for sale? Who the fuck takes kettlebells into a sauna? They were doing, they left the gym. They were one of those, you know, those CrossFit gyms.

They're like, no, we're going to go around the block with the weighted bag and the kettlebells and just do lunges. While I'm out, I'm going to get some milk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they popped them down because they were straining on the shoulders. Right. And then they're for sale. Were they priced? I didn't get the price they were, yeah.

Do you want me to check? Do you want me to check today? I wonder if they'll be online on the website. Oh, maybe. Let's have a look. Countdown Kettle. I bet if you put kettle, it'll say kettle for a chip. It'll come up, yeah.

Kettle popper chips. Yeah. Hang on, let's go kettle. There'll probably be actual kettles. Again, things you don't buy from the supermarket. Yeah, no, no, no. You get a grip. No way.

Heard of Briscoes? Oh my God, here they are. $38 and $26. There's a 12kg for $38. Circa Band Fitness Kettlebell. Wait, is the lighter one more expensive? No, no. Eight is $26.

Twelve is $38. Oh, so twelve. Right. So you can buy them. There's kettlebells. Do people find buying kettlebells at Rebel Sport, they might be a bit intimidated perhaps? Oh, maybe. Yeah. They don't know what they're looking for, whereas that's just simple.

There's only two options there. Or is this our local supermarkets thinking Costco's here and Costco sells everything? Yeah, I've got to start selling some crazy shit. Yeah. Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. Okay, if you had to rate, review, or marry Fletch, Vaughn, or Hayley, what one would it be?

Okay, I would marry Hayley. I would have sex. Wait, which one is it? No, no, no, no. It's only rate, review, marry. Oh, okay. No comment. I could have sex with the podcast.

I don't know how that would work. Give us a sexy little review though.