ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 18th February 2022

Episode Date: February 17, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. Thanks to McCafe. Try the refreshing McCafe iced coffee. It's available now at Macca's. And horrible news today that the son of Tom Hanks has dropped... Chet, the outspoken one, has... Not the nice one, Colin. He's great.

Colin is a genuinely great. Colin is a good boy. Yes, he's Tom's junior, isn't he, really? What kind of a name is Chet? Well, I don't know, but Chet is a piece of shit. Is he? He's been very outspoken for a while now, hasn't he? But he has just said today, this is Chet Hanks, the son of Tom.

I didn't have a strong male role model growing up. About Tom. Are you fucking kidding me? You ungrateful piece of shit. Yeah. Your father survived life on a desert island. After a plane crash. What kind of role model are you after?

If not that. You want resilience? What about the time he ran across America? Yeah. And then back. Or landed a plane. On the Hudson River. On the Hudson River.

I know. Saving all those lives. And positive. What about when he lived in the airport for all that time? I know. To be honest, the more we talk about it, he wasn't home a lot. We are airport, island, running across America. In World War II, he did that whole thing To get Mrs. Ryan

Her last son back After the other three were killed He spent all that time Trying to solve that Near impossible puzzle Made by Leonardo da Vinci Oh that was That was a dead end

Wasn't it Actually he might have A good point Did he track down Leonardo DiCaprio At that time He bloody tried He bloody tried

Didn't he And he was a prison warden Situated in that prison That's right And he's a baby man A man who's actually A boy inside That's right That And he's a baby man. A man who's actually a boy inside. That's right. Maybe he needs to grow up.

Tom Hanks is a piece of shit father. Tom Hanks is terrible. And he fucking went to space on them. Remember he went up to space on them? Just when he thought he'd be home for Christmas. Fuck me. Tom Hanks would be a terrible father. Is he close? Do you know if Tom Hanks hangs out with this Chet fella?

I don't know Every time I see this Chet guy in the news I'm like oh dude Shut up Chet Does he look like? No Colin looks like him Chet looks like an LA gangster He does

A wannabe LA gangster Or is Chet from the first No Colin's the oldest So Colin's from the first Gangster. He does. A wannabe LA gangster. Rita Wilson's son, eh? Or is Chet from the first? No, Colin's the oldest. So Colin's from the first. I don't know. But he's a disappointment. Oh my God.

You just can't hear a bad word about Tom. He nearly died of COVID. Do you remember that? And he collects typewriters. Yeah. And look at me. I'm your father now. Play ZDM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley.

Thanks, Rachel. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Thanks, Rachel. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. It's two minutes past six. Happy Friday. It's going to be a good day. Happy Friday. Yes, because Vaughan, your birthday officially is on Sunday. Sunday.

But we're going to celebrate today on the show. And in studio, look at that, wrapped in gold. So many presents. Holy shivers. 40 presents for your 40th birthday. That's fantastic. I've already got one present. Thank you, Hayley and Aaron, for this bottle of beautiful single malt scotch.

What are you doing? We don't do presents. I do do presents. She's a present giver. You're a present giver. I'm a present giver. Does this mean we've got to get into presents now? No, you don't have to. Every year. That's what present giver. Does this mean we've got to get into presents now? No, no, you don't have to.

I just, every year. Yeah, that's what present givers say. You don't have to. So you were saying on your birthday on October 8th, if Vaughan and I don't get you a present, like we don't get each other presents. I just might just sort of sit here in a little bit of a quiet huff. Okay, so you do care.

There'll be presents. A little bit of a quiet huff. Okay, so you do care. There'll be presents. A little bit of a huff. Which now has to be up to the value of that. That's a lovely bottle of scotch. Lovely bottle of scotch. Honestly, I told Aaron to pop down and came back and I was like, are you serious? Yeah.

Also live on Facebook this morning. Are we? FVHZM, if you'd like to see. So you can see what a fat tired 40 year old looks like. She suddenly was like. It's hot in here my t-shirt's sticking to my titties. If you'd like to see our present so this is how it's going to work. Every

15 minutes on the show we're going to start next we're going to give you the chance to open one of Vaughan's presents and decide if you grab it and keep it for yourself or if you'd like to gift it to the one of Vaughan's presents and decide if you grab it and keep it for yourself or if you'd like to gift it to the birthday boy, Vaughan. We have sort of curated these for Vaughan, so they're not just sort of random.

Everybody's got a Vaughan in their life, though. Everyone's got a Vaughan in their life. Yeah, oh, there's some great stuff here. You might know a grumpy old man and you're like, oh, yeah, I do have a Vaughan. But there are just presents that you are going to want, New Zealand. So if you would like to participate, we're going to do the first bunch of presents. How many have we got there?

Four. 0800. There's four. There's two behind that big one. Two tucked. Mate, they're everywhere. They're everywhere. That bottom one's a big one.

If you would like to play 40 presents for 40, 0800 dials at M. You can decide if you're going to grab it for yourself or gift it to the birthday boy. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Vaughan's 40 presents for 40. Well, in studio, 40 presents. You've got a bunch there, Vaughan.

I've got four here. I've got four here. I've got four here. Okay, do you want to grab the first one? Because this is how this is going to work. All morning, we are giving you the chance to win Vaughan's birthday presents. Now, joining us first up is Summer. Good morning, Summer. Good morning, guys.

Good morning, Summer. Do you want to say happy birthday to anyone? Happy birthday to Vaughan, not to today, for Sunday. Thank you, Summer. Even you. She loves you. to say happy birthday to anyone happy birthday to vaughn not for today for sunday even you she loves it now uh summer vaughn's gonna open the very first gift that we've got him and then you're gonna decide if you grab it or if you gift it always gasping already oh this is gonna be like quite torturous you don't have to take it, Summer. It's Lego from the Star Wars Helmet series. Now, I have the Boba Fett, one of these, and it's a fun put together.

This is the Darth Vader. Ooh. Yeah. And I know how much you love Lego. I've got hard nipples. On the first gift, I've got hard nipples. I was listening last year on your birthday. Was it last year when you got that cool Lego present?

I didn't get it. And I was sitting there so gutted for you. You do what you've got to do, Summer. Don't feel bad for this guy. I got lots of stuff. He's got a swimming pool, Summer. I'm doing very well for myself, Summer.

I was going to afford you one of Vaughan's pieces. I can imagine you're doing all right, you know. I listen to you every morning. I know you're probably doing all right. But are you 40 every day? You know what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. Well, it's actually my wedding on Tuesday,

so this could be an early wedding present. This could be. Again, I'm not going to hold it against you. No, I don't imagine you would, but I'm not going to hold it against you. No, I don't imagine you would, but I'm definitely giving you this first birthday present.

Oh, Summer! No, look. Summer! There's 40 presents today. I don't know how many of them you're going to get, but this is probably going to be the best one.

Summer! You've got to have it. Summer! I've got tears in my eyes, hard nipples and goosebumps at the best one. Summer. You've got to have it. Summer. I've got tears in my eyes, hard nipples and goosebumps at the start of the day. I'm all about the hard nipples, baby. Yeah, me too.

Summer, that was very nice. Summer, that was so nice of you. It is. Thank you so much. I don't want people to be as nice. Summer rules. I think you've mis-underestimated how nice I am.

Alex, good morning. Morning, how are you? Good, good. All right, now, Vaughan's going to open a present. It's quite small, this one.

It's like an envelope. Almost a flat line. Oh, okay. What have we got in here? It is $50 free fuel. Oh, now, that would go great in Vaughan's chimney.

I mean, that would pretty much be the chimney. Wow, no. Yeah. What a load of bullshit. Half a chimney. Half a tank. Half a load of bullshit. Half a Jimny. Half a Jimny. Alex, would you like to...

Yeah, look, he's got his Lego, so I'm going to have to take his picture. Yes! You son of a bitch. Yes, Alex. No, that's good, Alex. $50 free fuel for you. Congratulations.

All right, Maddie joins us. Good morning, Maddie. Woo, good morning. Good morning. Here she is. Hey, everyone. What's up, guys? Thank you.

I mean, this one feels soft, but thick. Okay. I want to say there was one. It's a pack of sausages. It's four big hot dogs. Oh, Maddie, you called at the right time. I tell you what, babe. This is going to be tough.

Would you like us to put four meaty sausages in the mail and send them to you? Oh, look, I know Will loves a good barbie and a good snack, so I'm going to gift this to him. Oh, two guys. You to gift this to her birthday. Oh, jeez, I... You're too nice, Natty. Sausage-y. Too nice.

I think you made the right choice there because these have been wrapped overnight, not in the fridge. Yeah, and they've got a weird, not cold, cold feel to them. Yeah. Todd, you get the last present here. Good morning, Todd. It's a big boy, Todd. Good morning.

Happy birthday to Sunday, Vaughn. Thank you, Todd. Todd, a big boy, Todd. Good morning. Happy birthday to Sunday, Vaughan. You're going to get so many birthday greetings. Todd, this is a massive present. This is humongous. We might need a key to open this. Grab the key there. It's taped shut. Look at him. He's like a little kid

at a party. Okay, inside, Todd. Oh, Toddy! Toddy, Toddy, Toddy. We've got a pack of mac and lini. Is that how it's said? The Tabasco brand? It's all the different. You've got chipotle.

You've got sriracha. You've got the traditional Tabasco sauce. There's also barbecue tongs, a barbecue fish slice, a barbecue scrub. Oh, a nice wooden pizza board. This is a hot little barbecue pack. Perfect for the barbecue I won earlier. What do you mean you won a barbecue? I won the add to cart.

Oh, was it? So you're weak. You won my add to cart, and now you're about to take one of my birthday presents. Take it. Yeah. Okay, Todd, are you going to take it? Yeah, I'm going to take it.

You pig. Todd's a prize pig. Put him on the piggy list. Todd's a greedy little piggy. Don't you be jealous, Vaughn. I know. I'm not. Good on you, Todd. To steal your birthday present. Good on you, Todd. Happy birthday to you. Thank you very much. You've got the hot and spicy barbecue kit for the birthday boy. Congratulations.

Yes. He's not making a list. You can't make a list spicy barbecue kit for the birthday boy. Congratulations. Yes. He's not making a list. You can't make a list of the names of people that steal them. Todd's on the shit list. Todd is not on the shit list. He is. I need Todd's number. All right, we're going to do more.

We're going to open more of Vaughan's presents in about 15 minutes' time. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Vaughan, 40 Presents for 40. Well, in studio, 40 presents. You've got a bunch there, Vaughn. I've got four here. I've got four here! Okay, do you want to grab the first one?

Because this is how this is going to work. All morning, we are giving you the chance to win Vaughn's birthday presents. Now, joining us first up is Summer. Good morning, Summer. Good morning, guys. Good morning, Summer. Do you, guys. Good morning, Summer. Do you want to say happy birthday to anyone? Happy birthday to Vaughn, not to today, for Sunday.

Summer, even you. She loves you. Now, Summer, Vaughn's going to open the very first gift that we've got him, and then you're going to decide if you grab it or if you gift it. Oh, he's gasping already. Oh, this is going to be like quite torturous. You don't have to take it, Summer. It's Lego from the Star Wars Helmet Series.

Now, I have the Boba Fett, I have the Boba Fett, one of these, and it's a fun put together. This is the Darth Vader. Oh, yeah. And I know how much you love Lego. I've got hard nipples. On the first Vader. I've got hard nipples. I've got hard nipples. I've got hard nipples. I was listening last year on your birthday. Was it last year when you got that

cool Lego present? I didn't get it. I know, you lost it. And I was sitting there so gutted for you. You do what you gotta do, Summer. Don't feel bad for this guy. He's got a swimming pool, Summer. Oh, Summer, I'll send you a bracelet.

I'm doing very well for myself, Summer. I was going to afford you one of Vaughan's bracelets. I can imagine you're doing all right, you know. I listen to you every morning. I know you're probably doing all right. But are you 40 every day? You know what I'm saying. Oh, yeah.

Well, it's actually my wedding on Tuesday, so this could be an early wedding present. This could be. Oh, you know. Again, I'm not going to hold it against you. Now, Summer. No, I don't imagine you would, but I'm definitely giving you this first birthday present.

Oh, Summer. No, look. Summer. There's 40 presents today. I don't know how many of them you're going to get, but this is probably going to be the best one. Summer. You've got to have it.

Summer. I've got tears in my eyes, hard nipples and goosebumps. That's what I started the day. I'm all about the hard nipples, baby. Yeah, me too. Summer, that was very nice. Summer, that's so nice of you. It is.

Thank you so much. I don't want people to be very nice. Summer, that's so nice of you. It is. Thank you so much. I don't want people to be as nice. Summer rules. I think you've mis-underestimated how nice I was. Alex, good morning. Morning, how are you? Good, good. All right, now Vaughan's going to open a present.

It's quite small, this one. It's like an envelope. It's almost a flat line. Oh, okay. What have we got in here? It is $50 free fuel. Oh, now that would go great in Bourns, Jiminy. I mean, that would pretty much be the Jiminy.

Wow, no. Yeah. What a load of bullshit. Half a Jiminy. Half a tank. Half a Jiminy. Alex, would you like to- Yeah, look, he's got his Lego, so I'm going to have to take his-

Yes! You son of a bitch. Yes, Alex. No, that's good. Alex? $50 free fuel for you. Congratulations. All right.

Maddie joins us. Good morning, Maddie. Good morning. Good morning. Here she is. Hey, Bon. What's up, Dad? Thank you.

I mean, this one feels soft, but thick. Okay. All right. I want to say there was one. It's a pack of sausages. It's four big hot dogs. Oh, Maddie, you called at the right time. I tell you what, babe.

This is going to be tough. Would you like us to put four meaty sausages in the mail and send them to you? Oh, look, I know Bulla loves a good barbie and a good snack, so I'm going to give this to him. Oh, gee, guy. You're too nice, Natty. Sausages. Too nice.

I think you made the right choice there because these have been wrapped overnight, not in the fridge. Yeah, and they've got a weird not cold, cold feel to them. Yeah. Todd, you get the last present here. Good morning, Todd. It's a big boy, Todd. Good morning.

Happy birthday to Sunday, Vaughan. Thank you, Todd. You're going to get so many birthday greetings. Todd, this is a massive present. This is humongous. We might need a key to open this. Grab the key there. It's taped shut.

It's taped shut. Look at him. He's like a little It's taped shut. Look at him. He's like a little kid at a party. Okay, inside, Todd. Oh, Toddy! Toddy, Toddy, Toddy. We've got a pack of mac and lini. Is that how it's said?

The Tabasco brand? It's all the different. You've got chipotle. You've got sriracha. You've got the traditional Tabasco sauce. There's also barbecue tongs, a barbecue fish slice, a barbecue scrub. And a nice wooden pizza board. This is a hot little barbecue pack.

Perfect for the barbecue I won earlier. What do you mean you won a barbecue? I won the add to cart. Oh, what's this? So you won my add to cart, and, what's this? So you're wet. You won my add to cart, and now you're about to take one of my birthday presents. Take it. Yeah.

Okay, Todd, are you going to take it? Yeah, I'm going to take it. You pig. Todd's a prize pig. Put him on the piggy list. Todd's a greedy little piggy. No, don't you be jealous, Vaughn. I know.

I'm not. Good on you, Todd. To steal your birthday present, Good on you, Todd. Happy birthday to you. Thank you very much. You've got the hot and spicy barbecue kit for the birthday boy. Congratulations. Yes.

He's not making a list. You can't make a list of the names of people that steal them. I've done the shit list. Play it. ZM's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley. Yesterday, you may have heard earlier in the week me talking about the fact my wife said I had to meet her at a mall. I suspected it was to buy me some more presentable clothing.

I just want to give a shout out to my good friend Johnny who said, where are you going? Effing Buckingham Palace. And I said, that's my boy. That's my boy. I don't need nice clothes. He's like, I'd rather go home than dress up. I said, that's why we're friends. Yeah.

That's why we're friends. But anyway, my suspicions were correct. We went into a couple of stores. I saw a price tag made this noise. Oh, Jesus. And then just went to Helenstynes. So it's good. I got some linen shirts.

Oh, okay. I got linen shirts. You knew it was going to be linen shirts? I knew there was going to be a hard push on linen shirts. By the way, do you know what else I own now? What? A pair of Birkenstocks. Oh, fantastic.

Oh, I think you'll look good in Birkenstocks. Yeah, you will. They're a bloody good shoe, mate. They're significantly more comfy than I thought they were going to be. I will say don't leave them out in the rain. I did. And I think I've got some sort of fungal infection. Very porous.

Very porous. Very porous. Do you think you'll get mushrooms growing out of your Birkenstocks? Maybe out of my feet. I've got quite a rash. Shiitake. Maybe. Little buddy Burton. I've got some questions.

If you found a mushroom, a Shiitake-looking mushroom on your Birkenstock, would you add it to a soup? I'd absolutely stir fry it. As long as I had no plans for the rest of the day. Just to see where we go. In case it was loaded With that psychic Drug

Right Did you get a Country road linen shirt Absolutely not Like I wore to the wedding That was one of the stores I walked into Where I saw the price tag

And I was like Handbrake out I go She's not cheap I did the photo Of one in country road And one in Hallenstein's And I doubt Without the labels on you

You'd be able to tell the difference One cost like $40 And one was like $150 But one itches your skin and one doesn't it was a very expensive shop oh i didn't pay 150. i made this noise lots oh they're about 150. the women's linen shirts some of us some of us look at the price tag wow so you just bought an outfit and you didn't even look at the price tags. Yeah, that's a bloody money bags over here. So my problem being, oh, okay, I, Shardy's not awake. I'll tell you what happened. Okay.

She was like, can you stop being such a sook? This is for you. I said, really? Because it feels like it's for you. That's what I said. Oh. That's such a sookie little bitch. That is so sookie.

Because on the way in, I wanted to go into the Lego store, and she was like, we don't have time. I'm like, this is my trip. And then I walked in, and she's like, come on. And then I was like. Well, she wants you to look nice. Yeah, and you got your Lego anyway. Yeah, I got Lego today, but I didn't know that was coming, did I?

No. My problem is, throughout my try-on period, at the shops yesterday, I fit a size 32 pant and I fit a size 36 pant. There was no consistency. It's very simple. The numbers stand for inches. Yeah.

It should be universally that a 32 in one store is a 32 in another, but there was this huge discrepancy between 32s. Because a like, a 36 is, like, almost an XL, isn't it? It's getting... I think a 36 is a large, isn't it? Is 34 a large? 34, yeah. 36. 34, 36, and then 38's up as XL.

Yeah. But, yeah, from 32, there was no consistency. No, right. I was like, this isn't just, like... Because women's sizing 8s and 10s is just, like, picked out of thin air, right? Oh, it was no consistency. No, right. This isn't just like, because women's sizing eights and tens is just like picked out of thin air, right? It's absolutely cooked. It's all over the place. But men's sizing is literally the inch diameter of your waist.

So how can there be such a huge discrepancy? Maybe you should get over with your tape measure to the sweatshops and crack the whip. Yeah, I think you should. Make sure everyone is using a measurement. Yeah. I was thinking of getting Pippa Wetzel on the whip. Yeah, I think you should. Make sure everyone is using a measurement. Yeah. I was thinking of getting Pippa Wetzel on the phone. This seems like

a fair go. Do you want to be the guy they interview though? Who's got a I'm going to voice this guy. I've been shopping with my wife and there is no

Christmas this week. I'm usually a 32. I know I've put on white lady but a 32 fit in some schools and a 36 in others. That's a hard pill to swallow. Not as hard to swallow as a sausage roll which I've put on weight lately, but a 32-foot in some stores and a 36 in others, that's a hard pill to swallow.

Not as hard to swallow as a sausage roll, which I've had too many of lately, which is probably why I'm in a 36 in some stores. All right, next on the show, the top six. Yeah, the top six. We've got criminals, thieves, apparently their busiest week. O-weeks. Everybody's moving into flats. No one's locking doors.

It's because all these students have got their car down. They've left home with their Playstations. Yeah. They don't know about burglars. Exactly. They go in and then they go out. They're all out to all hours. Doors unlocked.

Thieves have an absolute rort of a time. It's their busiest week. So I've got the top six things I'd steal from different universities around New Zealand. From the self-driving ZM Think so I've got the top six things I'd steal from different universities around New Zealand. From the self-driving ZM think tank, this is the top six. Hi there. Welcome to the top six, which

I've been told if I haven't finished just to improvise, that will work wonderfully. I love it. The top six things thieves will steal from different universities around New Zealand. O-week's the biggest weeks for thieves. You would think that's scummy. I know. Stealing off those with little.

But is it because when you first go flatting, you don't really think about burglars? No, you're not precious about your stuff yet. You've got all your laptops and your PlayStations. Course-related costs. Yeah. And then you're out partying. And you've only got two keys to the flat and 20 people live there,

so you can't lock it in case one of the key people doesn't get home first. I used to put mine under the mat. What? One more time? So I lived in a house with about seven people and we'd put our spare key under the mat. Under the mat. Under the mat. It's crazy.

Wow. It's revolutionary. But has that done a full circle Because no one ever expects Key to be under the mat But now You put it there Because no one expects it If I was a burglar

And I turned up I'd be like There's no way But I'll have a peek Also And you see it You'd be like For God's sake

Have a look under the Fake looking rock Why don't you put your hand Into the Gum boot Why don't you Shake that hand into the gumboot? Why don't you shake that shoe? Yeah. So the top six things these will steal from different universities.

Number six on Otago University in Dunedin. Yep. They will be stealing toffer jackets, PS5s, and secondhand leather furniture from mother and father who are also doctors. Oh. Because they've sent down their children to follow in their footsteps. Yeah. Who take these

tatty leather couches. And put them on the front porch. Every year a bunch of Auckland students that remind you of Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter roll into town. They're like, I'm going to be a doctor like my father. And my

mother. Love the puffer though, students, don't they? Oh, well, they get very cold. What a stinky puffer. Remember when you'd have a puffer jacket, you'd never wash it? How do you wash a puffer? Well, you can't wash it, can you? You simply can't.

Three years into uni. Dry cleaner puffer? No, no. What students popping down to the dry cleaners? I don't know. Mother, father, I need to dry clean my... We'll just send you a new one. Number five on the list of the top six things thieves will steal from different universities

are Victoria University and Wellington. Thieves will be stealing first run prints of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone with J.K. Rowling's name redacted. Yep. Because they love Harry Potter, but there's a straight black vivid name through anything Rowling because she's a TERF. Coffee beans and cardigans from secondhand stores. Those are your big ticket items to steal if you're a thief.

Does that hurt, being a Wellingtonian? No, I'm like, I feel very seen. It's on the mark. Yeah, the cardigans for sure. Definitely. Number four on the list of the top six things thieves will steal from different universities. Canterbury University and Christchurch,

they'll be stealing bottles of cheap vodka and houseplants that definitely won't survive a Canterbury University and Christchurch. They'll be stealing bottles of cheap vodka and houseplants that definitely won't survive a Canterbury winter. No. They took a houseplant down there and they're like, I'm just going to have some creature comforts at this flat in Christchurch. Good luck with a houseplant. Number three on the list is Waikato University. In Hamilton, the top six things thieves will steal from Waikato University.

Weed. Yeah. Number two on the list of the top six things. Makes sense. Yeah. It's the only thing worth stealing in there.

The top six things thieves will steal from different universities. Auckland University. In Auckland, nothing because the students still live with their parents. And the poor kids

from the regions literally bought nothing with them. Like, nothing. Because their parents are like, I'm not driving the bloody ute up to Auckland. You can catch a plane. They've all got COVID.

Yeah, bloody. What are you going there for? You should have stayed on the farm and you and your brother could have inherited and run it like 18 generations before you. I hate this character. I hate him. Yeah. I told you.

Then there's the casual racism But a homophobia It's just how we bloody talk down here We don't mince words And number one on the list of the top six things Thieves will steal from different universities Massey University and Parmy They will steal the ketamine That the students also stole from

Their university Where they administer it As a painkiller for animals. That is today's top six. Katie joins us. Good morning, Katie. Good morning. How are you guys doing? Good, thank you. Pick the one off the top. It feels like a book, Katie. Oh, okay.

Open that up. It's a Dungeons and Dragons player's handbook, Katie. It's a Dungeons & Dragons player's handbook, Katie. This is a Dungeons & Dragons player's handbook. You're not stealing that, Katie. Speak for Katie. Well, it's my birthday on the 22nd, so since when you come first, you can have the present.

Oh! Then I'm going to play fiendish resistance. That's very polite. It's a polite way of saying, I don't want that piece of shit gift. It sounds lovely. It is lovely. It doesn't, Katie, does it? Oh, this is cool.

Yes. Thanks, Katie. Thanks, everybody. No worries. Happy birthday. Thanks, Katie. And happy birthday for the 22nd, Katie. Thank you, Katie.

From one Piscerian to another. Tash, good morning. Good morning. All right. We've got another birthday. Oh, yeah, yes, yes, yes That one, that's kind of big This is an unusual shape, Tash It's box-like, it's cube-like It's oblong-ish

Oh, what's this? Oh my gosh, Tash It's, um, you put it around your penis And you turn it on And it gives your penis and you turn it on. And it gives your partner pleasure. This is a three-parter, Tash. This one's got butt plugs.

Three different sizes of butt plugs. I'm imagining, Tash, you start at the smallest you work your way up, unless you're a pro. Take a deep breath. And that is a sheer satisfaction, karma suction, and Wulza McDoozy. That's a full situation there, Tash. I believe all thanks as well to Adult Toy Megastore. I love Adult Toy Megastore. New Zealand's favourite online retailer for everything adult.

And I believe that's worth $280. $280 worth of dillies and pluggies. Pluggies, dillies, vibratos. Does she have to take all three? Maybe she doesn't want the butt plugs. No, she did. and pluggies. Pluggies, dillies and vibrato's. Tash, does she have to take all three? Maybe she doesn't want the butt plucks. No, she needs them all. Not that I want the butt plucks.

But you know, you're 40 now. It certainly sounds like you do want them. She might not know she wants them. Tash, I've actually got a hen's party

this weekend and it would be the perfect gift. It's not going to, I don't want to set the, it's not going to arrive in time for the hen's party. If you're in Auckland you can come

and pick it up. We can do a contactless pick up. Tash, would you like to grab Vaughan's birthday presents or would you like to gift

it to Vaughan? I'll grab it. You're going to grab it? All three? All three? Just check it out. I mean Tash,

it's saying a lot about you. That's all good though. Happy birthday to Sunday. You're going to be having a bloody happy Sunday. I reckon so.

You're doing the old contactless. Thanks, Tash. Happy birthday to you whenever your birthday is. All right, Shanna, good morning. Is that me? Hannah? Oh, Hannah. No one's called Shanna.

Somebody put an S before the H. No one's called Shanna. Hannah. We're going to go ahead and call you Shanna. Hannah. This looks like a voucher. Looks like a little voucher. Okay, here we go.

Here's a voucher. All right, what have we got here? Shanna loves a voucher. A veggie garden starter pack. I don't know what that constitutes. Hannah. I feel like Vaughn's already got an amazing vegetable garden and mine sucks.

Absolutely. Are you going to take it, Hannah? Yeah, I might have to take that. Sorry, boys. That's absolutely fine, Hannah. Yes. Would you have preferred a veggie garden starter pack or the butt plug three pack? Oh, my partner might have preferred the butt plug starter pack.

I prefer the vegetable garden. Wow. Wow. Absolutely. He's been outed at 6.41 on a Friday morning. Thanks, Hannah. Love that. Next present. We've got another present. We've got so many presents to get through. Again, it feels like.41 on a Friday morning. Thanks, Hannah. Love that. Next present.

We've got another present. We've got so many presents to get through. Jade, good morning. Good morning. Happy Friday, guys. Happy Friday. Another voucher? What have we got here?

Okay, this is thanks to our friends at the iconic Sky Tower, a family pass for the Sky Tower. Oh. Jade. Jade, where in the country are you? In the cargo. Okay. I mean, there's no expiry on this.

It's the perfect time at the moment to be travelling up and down the island. Do you want... Tip to toe. Do you want a family pass to go up to the Sky Tower? I might give this one to Vaughan. Happy birthday, Vaughan.

Thank you, Jade. Because you can take the family. Take the family up to Sky Tower. Family for? Oh, that's lovely. Family sex, Jade. Thanks, Jade. All right, Siobhan, you get the last present at the moment.

And this is a long one. This is a big one. It's a long one. Do you know it looks like a hoverboard? I think it looks like the Nimbus 2000, the broom from Harry Potter. Oh, yeah, could be, could be. All right, let's open up. Oh, how exciting.

The female version of Vaughn. I hope this one's not about a dilly. I'm alarmed. Can I just say it's my husband's birthday on Sunday, and as well as that, our wedding anniversary is the same weekend as Vaughn and Sade, so we're kind of living parallel lives. His name's not He Day, is it?

All right, you have one. Oh, it's an outdoor Oxford camping chair. It's one of those foldy-out ones with a little, it's got a spot for a beer holder or a wine holder on the side. You'd love that. Take that camping. You'd love that camping, wouldn't you, Vaughan? Yeah, that's a good start.

But, Sade, you'd probably love that more. Your husband probably likes to sit. You also love that camping, wouldn't you, Vaughan? Yeah, that's a good start. But Siobhan, you'd probably love that more. Your husband probably likes to sit. You also like to sit? We've spent the year renovating a 1970s caravan, so my hubby would love that. I'm going to steal it. And you've got a 70s caravan. That's something we want to do. This could be...

My husband wants a jibney. He's barbecue obsessed. It's pretty freaky. Oh my God, you married him Are we swinging? I think we're swinging. I'll bring,

we'll steal one of these butt plates. I think you gave that out to a Megastore president of the room. Yeah, okay, we'll give that

to your husband. Whose name is... What's your husband's name? Siobhan. Siobhan. Tim. Tim.

Tim. Tim and Vaughn. Great mates. I can see it. Tim and Vaughn, yeah, I can see that happening. Thanks. Good work, good Tim. Tim. Tim. Tim and Vaughan. Great mates. I can see it. Tim and Vaughan. Yeah, I can see that happening. Thanks. Good work.

Good work, Tim. Congratulations on that cheer. And Jimneys are great. Worth the investment. What's happening next? We're out of presents for now. Well, we'll have more presents throughout the morning because what? We've only given away nine?

Yes. Nine so far. All right. So 31 presents remaining. Well, today's silly little poll we asked you on Instagram. Have you ever been swimming in the nuddy? Have you ever swum naked? Yeah.

Was this specific to any body of water, like pools versus oceans versus rivers? Well, you've got a pool. Do you go nude swimming? I've been nude in the pool. I've been nude in the pool. I've had a river swim. In fact, I've swum in all the water nude. Okay. Oh, a river swim nude is very nice.

It's invigorating. Yeah. Get a little bit of ditty mo. Yeah. A little bit of ditty mo on the ditty hole and away you go. Brush up against an eel. You better wash your boats, your boots, and your diddles after a naked swim. Absolutely.

Well, this is actually surprising to me. The stats came in 58% have been swimming in the nude. 42 not. You've got to try it. I thought there would be a lot more. Me too. You know, at some stage in your life, people have gone nude. But do you think it's just a body?

Like people who just aren't. An insecurity thing. And maybe the nude swimming would. I highly recommend just getting in the ocean and then taking off your stuff, you know, and swimming around for a bit and then putting it back on. Oh, no, no, no, no. What if you lose your keenie? You've got to enter nude.

Yeah, you can't lose your keenie. You've got to enter nude. You've got to experience your naked body slowly being invalid. And also your naked body running down the stones of the riverbank. Rub-a-dee, rub-a-dee, rub-a-dee. Oh, you've got to try it. There's something about it. Well, some messages in from people that are pro or have not yet.

Abby said, loved a good nakey swim on my gap year. Highlight was trying to do a naked run across a pool cover. Oh, fun. You're going to drown. Don't play with them. As I said to my children, don't muck around with that pool cover. If you get stuck underneath it. Yeah.

That was a real horror story in the 90s too. That really freaked people out with pull cover stories. Ivani says, stripped in the car with a guy I was seeing to skinny drip during a storm. It was pouring and grey and darker. We ran down the beach and the tide was out. We just couldn't get to the water so we turned around and ran back.

Nothing like being sort of in the moment like I'm feeling brave and then you're at your knees and you've been running for a kilometre. And you're running and you can just hear slapping and you're not sure what it is. Ah, because it's dark. After a wine tour in the Hawke's Bay, writes Poppy, a group of girlfriends and I skinny dipped in the ocean.

It was 6pm, so I'm very sorry to all the families walking their dogs. 6pm, wow. Kim writes, swam at the beach in the islands, chucked all our clothes on the rocks nearby, and of course some fishermen with a net, they catched all the schools of fish which swim along the shoreline. Kim writes, Oh, that's insulting. It's very insulting. That your bits are doing that. Sam says it's a New Year's Eve skinny dip tradition after midnight. Naked swimming is absolutely glorious.

It's the best type of swimming. It's a good feeling. It's all up in your bits. Yeah. Get a bit of water around it. All up in and around. All right, next on the show, we're going to give away some of Vaughan's birthday presents. If you'd like to grab one of Vaughan's birthday gifts or maybe gift it to Vaughan, you decide.

Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Vaughan's 40 presents for 40. Well, all morning we are unwrapping 40 presents for Vaughan, who turns 40 on Sunday. But there is a catch. All these presents that we've sourced, things that you were not born. Curated? Yeah. But the listener have the chance

when you open each of these presents to either grab it for themselves or maybe gift it to you. Or gift it. So far, quite a bit of generosity. Yeah, but that was for the nerd Dungeons and Dragons nerd stuff. And the Lego. Everyone else has stolen everything else, haven't they?

You missed out on the butt plugs, which I can see. He was quite disappointed in that one. That one hurts. That one hurts. You were. It shouldn't hurt, Bourne. Joining us now, Sophie. Good morning.

It's only the small one. There you go. Take a deep breath. Good morning, Sophie. Morning. All right. Now, this looks like it'll be a voucher of some kind. A voucher of some sort.

Love a voucher. A $50 grocery voucher, Sophie. Ooh. Oh, yeah. I've got to take it. Take it, baby. Yoink, yoink. Yes, yes, yes. Vaughn doesn't need groceries.

Taylor, good morning. I famously just survived the sunlight. Good morning, everyone. Good, good. All right, Taylor, let's open something there, Vaughn. Grab the biggest one, Vaughn. Yeah, I'm going to go for a big one. That one?

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, okay, that's the biggest one, Vaughn. Yeah, I'm going to go for a big one. That one? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, okay, that's the biggest one. Oh. Oh, my gosh, it's more sex stuff. We have in front of us here, Taylor. I believe, Vaughn, this is, again, thanks to adulttoymegastore.co.nz, New Zealand's favourite online retailer for everything adult. What?

I'm seeing feathers. This is worth $220. It's an adult romance pack. Oh. The feathers smell a bit like Play-Doh. Taylor, do you have a... I was taken back to my childhood

with this kinky feather thing. Taylor, do you have a partner? No, we've just broken up before Christmas. Oh. Well, you need to get the romance pack. There's a massage candle set

with vanilla rose pheromone. There's a treasure trove of Kama Sutra. But, oh, wow. Well, you need to get the romance back. There's a massage candle set with vanilla rose pheromone. There's a treasure trove of Kama Sutra. Oh, good French. Hello. You will need to find someone to enjoy this beginner's bondage kit. Oh, my gosh, Taylor. Is that a Jon Hamm lookalike? I think I've already got all of that anyway.

Do you want to just go quickly check your side drawer? Taylor, no, no, I've already got all of that anyway. Do you want to just go quickly and check your side drawer? Taylor, I've just checked. Yep, I've got them. You've got all that? Okay. Just checking you've got the breathable ball gag, Taylor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got the breathable version.

I don't want your chokings all. Okay, now, Taylor, would you like to grab it or gift it to Vaughn? You know what? I feel... You shouldn't feel bad about taking these things, Taylor, if you need to add it to your collection. I don't know that you should be using your bondage kit from your previous partner with a new partner.

And not by yourself. You always need a spotter. You know what? I'll take it. Yeah, okay. Good lad. Yeah, I'll take it. Yes, Taylor. Yeah. I think that was faux'll take it. Yeah, okay. Good lad. Yeah, I'll take it. Yes, Taylor.

Yeah. I think that was faux hesitation is what we've just seen. You didn't want to seem too keen there, Taylor. Well, I'm wondering whether or not to give it to Fletch or not. Oh. That's another birthday. Excuse me. That's his beginner's bondage kit.

Fletch's at expert level and has been for years. His kit's made out of stainless steel and tethered to the roof. He had to get permission from the building he lives in to anchor it into the concrete support base. He had to put in a support base. Those were my ceiling fans, not any of the others. I think he had to get council consent and an engineer's sign-off. Oh, mate, you'd be waiting years to get council consent for that.

God, you can string up some fatties, though, can't you? Shannon, good morning. Morning. Okay. Happy birthday to Sunday. Thank you, Shannon. All right, I think you've avoided the controversial present there. $50 free fuel is what I've just opened.

Ooh, okay. Shannon, put that in your tank. Do me a favour, put that in your tank. I'm going to grab that. Yeah, you put that in your tank. Cheers, Shannon. You put that in your tank. I'm going to grab that. Cheers, Shannon. Vaughan can fill up his own car. It actually does need gas.

Rosie joins us. The last gift now. Let's quickly open this, Vaughan. It's a Whopper, Rosie. Good morning, Rosie. Good morning. Oh, it's from our friends at Akoya. Shop the celebration collection at Akoya at Akoya.com. Check them out on Instagram at Akoya.

Yes, it's a big pack. Is this the one I just got? No, this is white musk and warm vanilla. There's some candles. Yeah, all the celebration candles are great. Oh, my gosh. Smells amazing. Now, Rosie.

Beautiful. Rosie, do you love an Akoya candle? Absolutely. Who doesn't? Who doesn't, Rosie? Rosie, are you going to grab or gift it? I'm going to grab that. Yes!

I came out with nothing from this one. Sorry. Rosie, don't be sorry. Oh, there's a whopping bag there, Rosie? It's a big, heavy bag of candles. You enjoy that. Still a load more presents for you to win or gift to Vaughn over the next couple of hours. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley.

Play ZM. A guy called Ryan Dubs, at Ryan Dubs on TikTok, has got himself in a little bit of hot water, I guess, from his followers after he shared on TikTok that he spends $3,000 New Zealand dollars a month on bottled water. Self-proclaimed water snob.

Also describes himself as a brand king and creative director to the stars. This guy's so creative, director to the stars. He said, I know what you're thinking. Everyone's like, do you? And he said, where do I keep it all? Not the first thought that came to mind. He's got four fridges that he fills with this.

He orders Voss, you know Voss, the ones in the glass. Oh, that's like a fancy. Oh, so a glass bottle so it could be really fancy. Still though, it seems a waste. No, he's a good guy. He's a good guy because like he said, he was actually having that Fiji water delivered to his house, but it started to weigh on him, you know,

like how much plastic it was putting into the environment. So then he changed to Voss. Why doesn't he get a water tap? A purifying thing installed. Why doesn't he just turn the tap on and realise his privilege of his access to fresh water? Where does he live though? Americans hate drinking out of the tap, hey? He's American.

Have you seen LA when you're in California? It's all like, I don't know, you go past those canals and stuff and you're just like, bleh. Well, people were just like, this dude is a joke, basically. Very humiliating. We need a world reset. If you put the bottle to your ear, you can hear the marketing team laughing.

How good would a world reset be? Just a control-alt-delete. Yeah. Like, everybody's still here. Undo, undo, undo, undo, undo. Do you mean just get rid of the internet? Sometimes. Sometimes I mean that.

Yeah. I like my water from the tap. It's excessive. You know when you're at a restaurant and they're always like, do you want some water? And you're like, yes, please. And they're like, sparkling or still? I'm always like, tap.

Don't you go cranking open a lemon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the Brad Antipodes? Don't be. Yeah. Hit me with some tap. Hit me with some lukewarm tap. With some you go cranking open a lemon. What's the antipodes? Hit me with some tap. Hit me with some lukewarm tap. But then when you say that you're like, just tap. Because you don't want people to hear that you're...

I want free water. I want the water I've got at home. Could you just fill up my drink bottle for me? Yeah. My mouldy systema. Some people are a bit... If they grow up in some parts of New Zealand, come to, say, the big cities,

and they're like, oh, I don't like the water here. It tastes yuck. Water at your house is yuck. Your water's yuck. Do you have yuck water? He's got yuck water. Why have I got yuck?

Water here is nice because I think there's like 10 filtration systems and it comes out of that cold tap. But yours is very... Why is mine yuck? I hate a thick water. Where was I recently? Oh, I went over to Waiheke Island.

No. They've got like a thick milky water. You know what I mean? But then that's also another reason people buy bonded water. I'd just rather get out of the tap. Who cares? Same stuff. So you spend $3,000 a month on water. Yeah, $3,000 a month. I just want to get out of the tap. Who cares? Same stuff. Absolutely.

So he's spending $3,000 a month on water. Yeah. Yeah, $3,000 a month. Is there anything that you guys spend money on that you don't, that you spend too much money on? We are going to ask people, don't we? That's why we were both looking at you. That was the most beautiful pickup

of my absolute letdown there. Yes, he spends $3,000 a month on an absolute unessential item. Yep. Water. We want to know what you spend too much money on that you probably don't need to. That you're addicted to.

Yeah. Like a lot of people spend money on energy drinks. Energy drinks. That gets up. Makeup. Coffees. Makeup. No, you need makeup.

You need makeup. I'm rocking a couple of real cystic pimples on my chin at the moment. Right. So, God bless. I'm going to use the expensive stuff on those. Right. Can you hear them? Doof, doof.

They've got their own pulse. They're about to break through. Yeah. What do you spend too much money on that you probably don't need to? Yeah. Maybe you've got an addiction to bottled water. Maybe it's cigarettes. God, it's 2022.

Maybe you can't say no to Smiggle. Every time you look at it toilet, I don't pen. People get hobbies, like they start collecting something and then before you know it you're spending so much money each month on train sets. All the rings figurines. But then to me, if it's stopping you going and

spending the money boozing or whatever, then it's just a different, your entertainment budget has been real. As a collector of booze, and I collect it in my liver, I reject that. We're talking about a man who has admitted online to spending $3,000 New Zealand dollars a month on his bottled water addiction.

He calls himself a self-proclaimed water snob. So we asked you, what do you spend way too much money on that you don't need to be spending? Too good for tap water, for council juice, as some people have called it. Council juice. Council juice in Scotland, apparently they're called tap water council juice. John, what do you spend

too much money on? That's the question we're asking this morning. Johnny. Oh, is that me? That's you, babe. I know there's a few Johns out there, John. I probably spend like probably about a hundred bucks a week on vape juice. Yeah. Oh, my God.

That's a lot of vape juice. Yeah, I don't have the refill one. Oh, I have the refill one, but like I buy the gas station one. Oh, yeah, the little pods. Right. Is that the expensive way of doing it? Yeah, rather than having the little like refill. Yeah, I've seen producer Jared refill in the old vape.

Yeah. You'd spend more if you were smoking, though, wouldn't you? Yeah, definitely. He's going through $100 a week. $100 going through $10,000 a week smokes. John, thanks for your call. Anonymous, what do you spend too much money on? Coke Zero.

Oh, how good. Yeah, we love a Coke Zero. How much a day, though, or a month? So every week I buy five 30-packs. There's seven of us in the house. And then my husband, he stopped drinking alcohol, so now he'll go and buy a bottle of Coke Zero when he needs one when he's working. So he probably buys about five or six of them a day.

So I wear them around. It's probably buys about five or six of them a day. So I wear them around, probably roughly about 150 to 200 bucks a week. Oh, yeah. Oh, we don't love it that much. We were like, yum, we love it. Like maybe a can every month. Yeah. Wow, that's so much. Oh, your dentist is just like shivering.

No, but there's no sugar in it. No, but it's not just the sugar. Oh, yeah, they say that about soda water, though, too, don't they? Anonymous, thanks, you call some messages in. Of what you spend insane amounts of money on. Somebody, there's books. I haven't read half of them. Nerd.

I just keep buying more books. You heard about Netflix, bro? Plants. Oh, yeah. A lot of plants. Got you there. Kane says, haircuts. I go far too often.

But that's the thing. If you've got a really, like, precise swish fade, you've got to keep that fresh. They grow out silly. It's irregular. It's for you needing to have haircuts. O'Malley's that I go, is it O'Malley's across the road here? O'Malley's, yes.

O'Malley's. Patrick O'Malley. Hey. So they cut hair for the Les Mills instructors. Oh, yeah. And the Les Mills instructors go like four times a week to keep the freshest looking face. You've got to look good when you're doing your pump class

or your cycle class. Give me strength. Coffee. Somebody else said just insane. Like I added up once how much money I spent on coffee. It made me sick. Oh, I know. That's why when people say,

oh, if you want to buy a house, you know, save $5 a day. It's like saving a coffee a day. Everyone always says that. It's a coffee a day. My husband spends money on records. We've got free premium Spotify with our phone account. He can literally listen to any song.

It's not the same, babe. Apart from Neil Young. Yeah. It's not the same. And he just keeps buying more. Oh, mine has to be Farming Simulator. I keep up every year and then I buy the expansion packs for them. Such a good game.

40 presents in studio this morning for Vaughan's 40th birthday on Sunday. We've already opened, Matt, what, about 10 of them? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, that's true. You call us, 0800-DARLS-IT-M. Vaughn will open up one of his birthday presents and then you decide, caller, listener, if you get through, you decide

if you grab that gift for yourself or if you gift it to Vaughn. Are we giving away five now? I think we've got, yeah, we've got five. Five in the pile. Jared joins us. Good morning, Jared. Good morning, how are you?

Good, good, good. Great, opening up this present. Jared joins us. Good morning, Jared. Good morning. How are you? Good, good, good. Opening up this present. Here we go. It is a UHFCB radio. Oh, so is this so you can take this, like, hiking if you go out into the... Is this two-way? You play walkie-talkies. It's walkie-talkies!

It's like three walkie-talkies with a 3K. Don't open that. It's not yours yet. Jared, he was just ripping into it. He's excited about this one. Jared, would you like the walkie-talkies? Would you like those? I would like them.

I would. Okay, are you going to take them? Yeah, I will. Okay, are you going to take them? Yeah, I will. Yes! Also, he's ruined the box. Yeah, he has. The box is slightly opened. No, put it back!

Ruined my birthday tree! Oh, my God. He's just torn your gift apart. We'll put it in a bag. I like that. We'll put that in a bag. I like that. We'll put that in a bag. When the birthday boy doesn't get a pass. This is my boy.

He puts his fingers through the whole thing. Sinead, good morning. Hey, good morning. All right, next present. Next present. A little skinny vouch. He's got a voucher feel to it. He's drunk.

He's drunk on power. A $50 grocery voucher. I'll keep it. Yeah, go on. Yes $50 grocery voucher. I'll keep it. You go on. Yes. All right, congratulations. All right, let's go now to Amy. Amy, good morning.

Hi. What an unusual feeling. Oh, yeah. Is that a hand? It was a squash racket until I picked it up. No, too small, too small. Let's open this. Oh.

It's a Weber barbecue badminton. Oh! It's a Weber Barbecue tongs and spatula. Now, I do have barbecue stuff, but it's always good to get a new one. And that's a big, fat, and big, fat, and big, fat, and that's an official Weber one. So you've probably got a Kmart one. Good tong tongs. Now, I've got a Weber one, but they've had a hiding. You could slap a bit of meat with that. Oh, my God.

Spanking it. If you do take this, Amy, I need you to promise you're going to spank some meat with that. Oh, my God. Spanking it. If you do take this, Amy, I need you to promise you're going to spank some meat with it. All right, Amy. Yes, please. You want to take it? Yes, please. You slapped at me, Amy.

You're going to slap it though, Amy. You're going to slap it. You've got the Weber barbecue set. Congratulations. Let's go to Yasmin. Good morning, Yasmin. Good morning. Happy birthday for Sunday. Thank you, Yasmin. Good morning. Happy birthday for Sunday.

Thank you, Yasmin. I like Yasmin's energy. All right. Okay, I'm going to open this one. It is. It's a Super Soaker. It's a Nerf Super Soaker made to look like the shotgun from Fortnite. Oh, that's cool.

That's pretty cool. Fortnite, don't you? That's pretty cool. All right. Yasmin, are you going to keep that gift for yourself or are you going to give it to Vaughn for his birthday? I'm going to have to. I love Fortnite.

Yes. Oh, he's having a sop. I am being robbed blind on my birthday. He's having a sop. I love that. Hey, thank you so much. Let's go to Emily. Good morning, Emily. Good morning. How are you? Happy birthday. I love that. Hey, thank you so much. Let's go to Emily. Good morning, Emily.

Good morning. How are you? Happy birthday. Thank you, Emily. Is it that? Yeah, I was so close. Anyhow, mate. Okay.

It's an Ahsoka Tano, who's my favourite Star Wars character. You'll know her, Rosario Dawson from The Mandalorian, but you'll know her from Clone Wars if you're a true Star Wars character. You'll know her, Rosario Dawson from The Mandalorian, but you'll know her from Clone Wars if you're a true Star Wars fan. It's a pop, it's a pop vinyl of Ahsoka Tano.

A little toy. Do you know those little toys, Emily? Do you know those big heads? So much more. Yes, yes, yes. I think Vaughn would like it. Now, are you going to

gift it to Vaughn or are you going to keep it yourself? I'm going to gift it. Oh! Woof, woof, woof, woof. Beautiful, beautiful. My wife thanks you. She doesn't really, or are you going to keep it yourself? I'm going to gift it. Yay! Beautiful, beautiful. My wife thanks you.

She doesn't really. She hates when I keep bringing these home. She does. All right, congratulations. Thank you so much. Lana, good morning. Good morning. All right, now, Lana, we've got the last present here. Not a lot.

Well, there's plenty more, but the last present for right now. Wow. It's got a Vouchery vibe to it. Okay, open that up. Vaughn, what is it? Don't crinkle it. What were you doing? Are you sitting on a rocking chair on a porch?

Lana, this is cool. You couldn't even put a price on this. A long lunch with TVNZ1 breakfast sensation Maddie McLean. Who I believe joins us on the phone now. Oh my God. Good morning. Morning, Maddie. Morning.

Here's the thing. Is this a present for Vaughn or is it a present for me? I feel like all my Christmases have come at once. Oh, wow. We've dined before and gosh, we have a hoot when we dine, don't we? Hey, Maddie. We really do. Maddie, we'd like you to meet Lana.

Lana's on the phone. She has the option to steal this from Vaughan. Who would you prefer to go to lunch with, Maddie? Lana or your old mate Vaughan? Well, Lana, hi. How are you? Good. And I just want to preface that it is my birthday

next week. My birthday present would be for you. Oh, this is getting good. Lana, do you have any interest in TV One's Maddie McLean? I do love the TikTok dancers, I do have to say. Oh, okay, so you could ask him

about that at lunch. You could. I could, but I do know that Vaughn has a nice bromance going on. He's my key to journey so, but don't tell Maddie that. See, I was going to say lose the B. It's just an out-and-out romance. It is. Yeah, it really is. Too much pro left in it.

All right, Lana, would you like to take the lunch with Tevye One's Maddie McLean or would you like to gift it to Vaughn? I would like to gift it to Vaughn. Oh, my God. It's another one for the old smithy. She's not a Maddie fan, is she? Yeah, Maddie, she doesn't like you. She doesn't want to hang out.

Or she just knows that the love that Vaughn and I have is too powerful to come to terms with. Yeah, that's true. Maddie, where will you be taking Vaughn for this lunch? You're paying, by the way, Maddie. Did we tell you that? Okay, great. Yeah, what have I signed up for? Take me to your cottage.

Okay, perfect. Okay, we'll go to the cottage. It's been a romantic. We can make it last the whole weekend if you want. Yes. And let's not take partners. Perfect. That be so risky. That'd be that Ryan's like,

oh, that's my Maddie. I'm like, who's this? Bye, Ryan. It was nice while it lasted, Ryan. Yeah, make sure Maddie and Ryan can hang out. All right, Maddie McLean, thank you so much. What a lovely prison. We'll open up some of Vaughn's birthday gifts

again before 8 o'clock. It's Hayley's version this week. Not good timing. I actually just choked on some water. But Hayley's version this week, it's a first. I'm doing things slightly differently this week I wanted to add some production value Some layering

So Hayley's version Usually done live in studio Usually a cover This week It's a pre-recorded From my home studio Original It's original

Indeed Because It is not about The Wellington protests. You've lied to us. I have. It is about Vaughan Smith. Hit it.

Ba-ba-ba-birthday. Ba-ba-ba-boy. Vaughan Smith in town. Uh-uh. Forty years ago, 1 February 20th, a lovely farmer's wife gave birth to Vaughn Smith 82 40 years ago, 1 February 20th A lovely farmer's wife gave birth to Vaughn Smith You know Vaughn, bushy beard, fierce hat, sick grin He's the squeaky little fella with the skinny little pins

Well, it's his birthday again, an old boy But apparently not old enough to stop playing with toys Beg your pardon, not toys, collectibles, sorry Vaughn, we all know figurine is just a fancy word for dolly A farmer, a father, aibles, sorry. Vaughan, we all know figurine is just a fancy word for dolly. A farmer, a father, a lover, a chum. He's that guy at the gym who's been staring at your bum. He's the man with the tongs cooking up a

slab of meat. He's the boy in the tiny truck driving down your street. He's the fully grown man playing video games. He's the guy doing all he can to guess your mum's name. He's the man looking in the mirror every single day thinking, how did I land a wife as hot as Sade Born, you're getting older now, you're no longer 39

It's time to fix the music, man, you're one step closer to dying Born, it is your birthday and it's quite a significant one You're 4-0-4-T on on the dot Your time is ticking on Now I'm sure you're thinking Nah, I've got plenty of time Well, maybe you should pass that message onto your spine

You can't do jack with a back like that So grab another brioche lean in, get fat You know, the more I think about it, Vaughn the more I think you're weird A farming gaming Star Wars nerd

with a hip to beard Who loves a pricey single mold and a break from all the noise but who also thinks a fantasy based role playing game is a dream night with the boys. He loves a beer, a rouge, a whiskey a port. He's the guy with a wardrobe filled with cut off denim shorts. He's the man

who farms on PS5 as well as in real life. He's the bloke that does weird shit like welding his own knife. He's the man with cows and pigs and chooks and cats and dogs and goats. Better slow down Noah soon you'll have to build a boat. He's the one who cows and pigs and chooks and cats and dogs and goats Better slow down Noah, soon you'll have to build a boat He's the one who clearly gives his family everything he has Cause a message from his kids We love you dad

Born you're getting older now, you're no longer 39 It's time to face the music man, you're one step closer to dying Born it is your birthday, And it's quite a significant one You're 4040 on the dot Your time is ticking on Happy birthday, Vornay. Yes! That is amazing.

That's one of the nicest gifts I've ever received. We were talking about how horrible it is to get like genuinely nice messages from people and like the effort that you've put into that. It's like, I love attention, but as long as I'm orchestrating

how I get it. Yeah. I gave you a two minute 40 worth of attention. That's beautiful. I love it. Thank you so much. Oh, my pleasure.

That and a bottle of whiskey. Fletch. I'm just saying. I'm a gift giver. She's coming for the, she's coming for the best friend status. I'm going to have to buy you a brioche after this show. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Vaughn's 40 presents for 40. All right. If you want to win some of Vaughn's birthday presents, give us a call. 0800 DALZATM right now. We're going to go to Sarah. Good morning, Sarah. Good morning. Give us a call. 0800 DALESATM right now. We're going to go to Sarah. Good morning, Sarah. Good morning.

All right, Sarah. This one's got a vouchery vibe, Sarah. All right, open that up. Do you put it next to the microphone so we can... Oh, yes. There's no one in the game as good. $50 grocery voucher. Okay.

Oh, now. If you take this, I want to guarantee that not a dollar of it's going to be spent on Mama. For real, it's garlic bread. It's a trash. No, it's great garlic bread. It's an insult to the family name. Sarah, would you like to take Vaughan's $50 birthday present? Go on.

No, I'll let him have it. Are you sure? Honestly. Are you kidding me? He's got lots. Okay, then I'll take it. it. Are you sure? Honestly. Are you kidding me? He's got lots. Okay, then I'll take it. Don't let him have it, Sarah. Happy birthday, Vaughn.

Thank you very much, Sarah. You're a good person. Good person, yeah. I mean, everybody's been... I don't know if you've been listening since six, Sarah, but everybody is stealing Vaughn's presents. They are. He's got too much.

Ashley, good morning. Good morning. All right. Is this another vouch much. Ashley, good morning. Good morning. All right. Is this another voucher? It's got a voucher vibe. It's got big writing on it, but I can't see what the writing is. There's a few vouchers. AJ Hackett, Nevis Catapult in Queenstown.

I've done this. I have done this. It is insane. Esvah-wee-ska-wee. It's so big. They, like, pull you back. I don't know of a man like this. A man my age with my back and my impending heart issues. No, it's not on the big. They pull you back. I don't actually, I don't know if a man like this, a man my age with my

back and my impending heart issues. It's not on the back because they pull you back and then something clicks and they shoot you forward. Does that sound like a bit of you, Ashley? I'm actually terrified of heights. So you're making Vaughn do this for his 40th? Yeah, I am going to. Thank you.

That's cool. Happy birthday. Oh my god. Thank you, Ashley. If you don't want to do that, I will 100% do that. Oh, I'll Thank you. That's cool. Happy birthday. Oh, my God. Thank you, Ashley. If you don't want to do that, I will 100% do that. Oh, I'll take it. That looks amazing. And thanks to AJ Hackett for that one. Yeah.

Anastasia, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Good. This feels, oh, yeah. Is it a T-shirt? Hey, it's a T-shirt. It's a fresh one.

Oh, God, it's a bloody heart back. It's a raglan tee. Large AS colour raglan tee. It's a raglan tea. Large AS colour raglan tea. It's a classic Vaughan wear, Anastasia. Yesterday when I was packing a real sock when my wife was taking me shopping, I said, can we just go to AS colour? I do have to say, Anastasia, I want this for you, but also Vaughan is very sweaty this morning and has not packed a spare.

I can do with a fresh tea change. Now, would you like to give this to Vaughan, Anastasia, for his birthday, or would you like to take it? You know what? I'm a team player, and he needs to change it for the rest of the team. Thank you very much. Oh, he gets to keep one of his presents. It's a little bit smelly.

Thanks, Anastasia. Happy birthday. Thanks, buddy. Thank you. All right, well, it's not done there, because we've got so many presents to get through. We need more people. Play.

ZDM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. to get through. We need more people. Well, all morning we've been opening Vaughan's presents. How many have you actually got to keep? One, two, three, four, five, I think. Five out of about 20. Yeah. That's pretty good. More presents, more presents. Here out of about 20. Yeah. That's pretty good. More presents, more presents.

Who are we going to join this? Poppy. Poppy, good morning. Good morning. All right, here, this is a rectangular box. Could be a box of roses, maybe. Oh, it's a little model of a Suzuki Jimny. It's like a click-together plastic model. It's a Tamiya, so it must have a motor in it. It does. Of an older Suzuki Jimny. It's like a click together plastic model of a Tamiya so it must have

a motor in it. It does. Of an older Suzuki Jimny. What you got? That's what I've got. Poppy, you've got to decide now.

There's no way I can take that. Oh, but could you imagine the joy in us listening if you do take it? Oh,

he's laughing already. It's Vaughn's birthday. There's no way. Happy birthday, Vaughn. Thank you. I used to have Tamias like this when I was a kid. I used to love doing this. People are too nice to you, Vaughn.

Surrounded by angels. Be nice. Be nice. Receive the niceness. Oh, is that? Okay. Ashley, good morning. Good morning.

Are you a nice person as well? It depends what it is. Yeah, if it's a nerd thing or a toy, probably not. Then you're getting a voucher-shaped one. Okay. He changed his mind. I just joked. We do a voucher.

You're going to love it. It's a $50 yum cha voucher. Oh, yum. So if you go to yum cha. That wouldn't even touch the sides of the Smith family. Well, that's entrees. It'd be the tiniest dent. Oh, Yum Cha. So if you go to Yum Cha. That wouldn't even touch the sides of the Smith family. Well, that's entrees. It'd be the tiniest dent. All right, Ashley, you now need to decide.

Are you going to take Vaughn's birthday present or are you going to gift it to him? $50 Yum Cha. I'm going to take it. Yeah, girl. Yeah, you tried Yum Cha? You've been to Yum Cha? No, I haven't.

All right, well, then I wouldn't rob you of this experience. That would be fantastic. Don't be put off by the chicken feet. Eat them as well. They're actually quite delicious. Have a nibble. Have a nibble. Have a little nibs.

You've got to suck it. You've got to suck the chicken foot. Callie, good morning. Good morning. All right, Callie. We're going to open a present for Callie. Oh, this is a big one. Oh, it's got a handle.

Oh, it's got a handle. It's got a handle. Oh, these are good. It's got a handle. Oh, it's got a handle. It's got a handle. Oh, these are good. It's got a handle. These are very, very good. Raptor Naturals is a New Zealand company that does barbecue rubs and apparently they're branched out into sauces because there's a tomato aioli sauce in there.

Oh, that looks yum. So it's a pack of cowboy steak, veggie salt sprinkle, and Lucky Kentucky rubs. Oh, wow. I think I'm going to have to keep that one. Yeah, girl. Yes. Her voice sounds like a thief.

No, congratulate Kelly as well with her rights to steal your birthday present. Georgia, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Keep opening these gifts, guys. So many. Voucheries. Oh, a Thai massage voucher.

How good's a Thai massage? They bend your hand. At the end, they do give you a little bit of a bend. Baps out, they're pulling you back. Yeah. So, Georgie, do you want to keep this gift or give it to Vaughn? I mean, Vaughn is 40, but I think I want to keep it. Yeah.

Yes. All right, Vaughn's not doing too great this morning. I hope you get the same judgmental sounds when they're trying to bend you, but you're not very bendy at the end. Where they're like, just relax. And you're like, I am relaxed. I always think they're going to snap your neck, like in the movies. And then you die.

And then you die, yeah. What have you done to someone that you think someone's gonna pay a Thai masseuse to break your neck? I don't know where the spies are. No, we don't know. Why would a spy be after you, is what I'm saying. What have you done? I don't know what I've stumbled across.

Taylor, good morning. You get the last present at 8 o'clock. Good morning. Alright. I thought it was a MacBook. It's a frame photo. I mean, this is an absolute look. Lovely. This is my cardboard cutout

from Have You Been Paying Attention being hugged from behind by newsreader Simon Dallow. And a picture of that in a frame. This would actually look nice in any house, Taylor. It would. What I've always wanted.

Oh, I'm sure. Are you going to take this? No, I've only been having Oh, I'm sure. Are you going to take this? No, Vaughn, you can have it. Happy birthday. Oh, thank you. It's a beautiful photo. Oh, that was a few kgs ago. Yeah, look at the bloody trim there, mate.

Well, we'll get that photo online. Yeah, it's beautiful. Oh, it's going on my pile. All right, next on the show, it's my pick for Flashback Friday, a song that I just cannot believe is 10 years old. Wow. I don't know what you've picked. He should have gone with something from 1982 to celebrate the vintage.

He tried this morning. I did look at your birth year. It was a horrible year for music. I'm surprised your parents even made love to music. No, they wouldn't have. No, no, they would have made love to talkback radio. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM.

ZM's Add to Cart. Well, Add to Cart back again today. A whole bunch of items in our virtual shopping cart. We tell you the items at 8 o'clock, 11, 2 and 4. And if you're the first caller through at 5 o'clock. It must be Clinton's. It must be. It must be Clinton's.

Very formal of you to call in Clinton. Clinton's. His name's Clinton. That's the name his mother gave him. That's Clint. We've all been, haven't we? Yeah, so it will be Clint's turn. And so the first item in the Add to Cart today.

It is a Philips Air Fryer Essential Compact. It's a fancy one. I was just asking you yesterday if you still use your air fryer. We actually used it last night. Because I said... Why don't you whip up? Some kumara fries. Because, yeah, it's really massive, ours. Yeah.

Well, this is famously compact. Yeah, it looks nice. fries because, yeah, it's really massive ours. Yeah. Well, this is famously compact. Yeah, looks nice. Alright, well, jot that down. The next item is coming up at 11 o'clock. Friday Flashback Well, it's a Friday tradition to pick a song. It's got to be at least 10 years old

and initially, I thought because it's your birthday, we're giving more of Vaughan's birthday presents away soon on the show, but I thought it would be nice maybe to dip back to your birth year, 1982. 1982. Terrible year for music. Hayley will back me up on this. Yeah, you did really think hard about Olivia Newton-John's Let's Get Physical.

But it's not as upbeat as you remember. No. It's sort of like... We listened. It's a bit of a ditty. And then I thought maybe the year of your conception. A better year for your music, but nah. Again, you looked at Betty Davis' eyes.

I did, but... Then you thought about the year that you guys first were on air together. But I was like, that's not what we're celebrating. That can be for our next anniversary. So I've just gone back 10 years. And when I look back at the biggest songs 10 years ago, they don't seem that old. That's the danger of playing a 10-year-old song now.

It feels like just like last year. Now, this was the third biggest song in New Zealand in the year 2012. One of the biggest songs all over the world for the year. This song topped the Hot 100 airplay list in America. It did it for seven weeks, which is a long time for a song to be number one in America. It was the first song to do this since Destiny's Child Survivor. So catchy, catchy.

Featuring Janelle Monáe. Oh yes, I know what it is now. Fun. Janelle Monáe, We Are Young, I know what it is, yeah. Fun. Janelle Monáe, We Are Young. It's your Friday flashback. Sit in. I need to get my story straight. My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire State.

My lover, she's waiting for me just across the bar. My seat's been taken by some sunglasses. Asking about a scar. And I know I gave it to you months ago i know you're trying to forget but between the drinks and subtle things the holes in my apologies you know i'm trying hard to take it back so if by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down. I'll carry you home. Tonight, we are young. So let's set the world on fire.

We can burn brighter than the sun. We are young. So I set the world on fire. We can burn brighter than the sun. No, I know it that I'm not All that you got I guess that I, I just thought Maybe we could find new ways to fall apart But our friends are back So let's raise it up

Cause I found someone to carry me home. Tonight, we are young. So let's set the world on fire. We can come brighter than the sun. Tonight. Brighter than the sun Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can go brighter than the sun

Carry me, ride into the night Just carry me, ride into the night Carry me, the moon is on my tide I have no reason for all this So someone come and bury me All tonight He just never died But I can hear his voice

So someone come and bury me All night We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Tonight We are young So I set the world on fire

We can burn brighter than the sun So if by the time the bar closes And you feel like falling down It's fun. Janelle Monáe, We Are Young is your Friday flashback today. Third biggest song in the country, 2012. Well, you've made somebody cry. Why?

We're taking our 18-year-old daughter to university today and this song has made me cry. Oh, I bet. Oh. I just get a little shiver at the idea of that. And I don't want kids. But that's still emotional for you. It's very emotional for you. I don't want to tell you what I got

up to at university. It's not going to help. Certainly you think you're crying now. It won't help. You think you're upset now. Wait till they're boozed on the news when there's a couch on fire. Feedback on the song. Not a fan of the song. Didn't like it then because you thrashed it too much on the radio. Oh, it's my

fault, is it? Your fault. You! And I feel like we've only just stopped hearing it. But I still love you, Fletch, they say. Oh, that was aimed at you. Yeah. Oh, wow. Good era, lame song. Someone says shut the front door. There's no way this can be 10 years old. Yeah, it is. It's a banger. I'm soothing

my side part and checking my eyeliner for this one. Yeah. Not emo. No, but was it? Are they getting emo? I think they're more of the post-emo era. Well, and also a great thing to come out of that band was the Bleachers. Yeah, Jack Antonoff's Bleachers. Yeah.

Great band. Anyway. Bloody good. Good. I reckon it was good. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. There's been a study that looked at what couples fought about the most in 2021.

And it turns out it's mishearing, miscommunication. They said more than half of over 40s listed a lack of listening as a cause of disagreements in their relationship. Three out of five of them, 58%, said they'd had an argument with their partner due to mishearing in the last month. Now, mishearing is hard because it's like, did you mishear me or have you misconstrued me or have you decided? Or have you chosen not to hear me? Or are you gaslighting me? You know?

Yeah. Would there be much mishearing that leads to any arguments in your... No, I don't think so. They're calling it mishearing, but it's like failing to listen, not listening. Yeah. We don't argue about it, but sometimes I just don't reply. I hear something and I'm just like, I'm just going to let that sit for a bit

because I feel like it will ferment in the silence and they'll realise, no. That drives me nuts. That's what Aaron does. And I'll be like, I'll literally say, are you listening? Or you're not listening? Or did you hear me? Does he do this?

No, he recites back. And I'm like, but why? You didn't acknowledge it. So how am I supposed to know? You have to acknowledge. Just say, yes, babe. Always know. I don't always know why I do it, but I'm always glad I do. But if you haven't replied, I'll be like, babe. Always know. I don't always know why I do it, but I'm always glad I do.

But if you haven't replied, I'll be like, yeah. But if you do reply or acknowledge, isn't that like saying yes when they might not want to say yes? Exactly. No, but they can engage in a counter argument if they want. Or sometimes I need them. Because Aaron, I'll go, I don't think you're listening. And you go, you said that and you recite it back.

Yeah, that's good stuff. You recite it back, word for word what I've said. And I'm like, it's not a test. I'm wanting you to engage in this conversation, especially because two thirds of those surveyed have said that communication is in the top three of the most important aspects of their relationship. Okay. So if you're a bad listener, well, you're just not freaking acknowledging me.

It's good fun. I think it's a bit of power. It's a bit of power. Oh, it is power. It is power. So we thought this morning on the back of this study. Also, you've already decided what our answer, if it's sort of like in a question form, you've already decided what the answer, if it's sort of like in a question form, you've already decided what the answer should be.

So I'm imagining... No, no, but it's not even when I'm... I'm not trying to say something argumentative or something. I'll go, this is what we're doing. We need to do this, this, this. And I've got that person coming on. Aaron, are you listening? Yep, you just said

it. And then it's all gone. We're always listening. A young, fresh, I used to be cool and now I'm 32 going, are you listening? Did you hear me?

Are you hearing me, Aaron? And spoiler alert, 90% of the time, we know exactly what we did wrong. We're like, what? We already knew. So we want to ask this morning, if it's not, you know,

mishearing, what are the biggest things you always fight about in your relationship?, if it's not, you know, Mishearing. Mishearing. What are the biggest things you always fight about in your relationship? And whether it's little things. Yeah, the one thing that always goes like, oh, wait, that's it. And now I'm going to argue. Yeah. Like it could be, I mean, we talked about this a little bit a while ago, but like, you know, maybe you treat your house like a flat sometimes

and you leave the toilet roll on the floor as if we were 19 years old in Otago University, not in our 40s in an advanced relationship. There's a lot of personal buy-in here, Sproul. There's a lot of personal buy-in. I'm hot. I'm hot. He leaves the toilet roll on the floor. Sometimes. Wow. Okay.

He does nice things. Maybe it's the toilet roll on the floor. Sometimes. Wow. Okay. He does nice things. Maybe it's the toilet roll on the floor. What do you always argue about those little things that set you off? Give us a call. 0800 DALES at M. You can text as well, 9696. And then after that, we're going to open more of Vaughan's birthday presents. So stand by to win.

Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. A study has revealed that mishearing, aka not fricking listening, is the number one cause for arguments of 2021. So we want to know, in your relationship, what are the little arguments that you always have? You've got to think, in 2021, all we did was spend time together talking.

Yeah. We were locked inside for a lot of it. Make or break for a lot of couples, in 2021, all we did was spend time together talking. Yeah. We were locked inside for a lot of it. Make or break for a lot of couples, wasn't it? It really was. Divorces were up. Requirements for couples counselling were up. Anyway, we wanted to ask you, what did you argue about? Some text messages.

When my wife reaches over the open dishwasher to throw things in the sink. So rather than putting them in the dishwasher, she's literally reaching over the thing where she could just be like, plonk, in the sink. The sink is, no, it is not the holding pen for your dirty dishes. We have arguments about the length of time spent on the toilet. Apparently it would take too long, but you've got to love your alone time.

You've got to take your time. Who cares how long someone's in the... But if you've got kids and you like going and you're taking an hour and a half long poo with the door locked. Yeah, you'll get it. I'm not playing games. You're getting out of some responsibilities. My boyfriend of 10 years doesn't flush number ones. Drives me nuts.

Did he grow up on a low water system house or something? Yeah, if it's yellow, let it mellow. Yeah. One of those houses. Or was his urinating and flushing formative years spent in Christchurch just after the earthquake where it wasn't to be flushed if it was number ones? When men do number ones, do they use toilet paper?

If there's a little dab, have a little dab or give it a shake. Sometimes a shake still needs a dab. But you don't want to leave a bit of toilet paper on there. No. That's never happened to me. Like when you dab a bit on like a cut when you're shaving. Oh, you don't want to leave a bit of toilet paper on there. No. That's never happened to me. Like when you dab a bit on like a cut when you're shaving. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you don't want to try a crusty toilet paper down there next time you open it up. Ingrid, what's the argument that you always have with your partner at home? Basically, he doesn't believe he needs to put the head of the toilet seat down and flush it. Like he thinks it... He's a monster. Yeah, he thinks he's going to waste a head of the toilet seat down and flush it. Like he thinks it... Yeah, he thinks he's going to waste a lot of water,

so he just leaves it there. But there's no way he's doing it. It's because he's lazy. Yeah, I know. I don't want to waste the water. What does he get? So eco-warrior? Yeah.

So he doesn't flush number ones either. I know. And sometimes I even need to get him to wash his hands. Oh, he's a yucky, he's a grubby little troll. You sound like, yeah, your mum. You're telling him off. I know, right? Yeah.

Oh, wow. All right. Good luck with that one. Good luck with that one. Some more messages in. My pet peeve, and it starts arguments, is when my husband interrupts what I'm talking about. So he obviously thinks what he's got to say is more important and then never asks me to continue what I'm saying when he's done.

It was probably a shit yarn. Yeah, you need to get a bit of yarns to be honest. And that can go either way, husband or wife. Yeah. Sometimes everyone knows friends that are partners where the boring one gets interrupted by the lively one and everyone's happy that it's happened. Oh yeah, they're like, thank you for one. Yeah. Natasha,

what are the arguments in your house always about? Oh, hi guys. First time caller, long time listener. Yay! Welcome, welcome. So my partner, he'll like brush his teeth and he'll get like toothpaste all over his mouth and then he'll go and wipe it on my

towels. Oh no, wash! Wash, get a little handful of water, wash the I'll get like toothpaste all over his mouth. And then he'll go and wipe it on my towel. No. Oh, no. Wash. Wash. Get a little handful of water. Wash the face. Monster. I know. That's what I tell him.

You don't want that because if you've got a minty towel and then you're drying and you're getting drying your bits and stuff. You've got minty bits. Yeah, you've got minty bits. I'll go and wipe my face. Yeah. I wasn't going to wipe my face, but yeah, your face will also hurt. Or the air downstairs starts tingling.

Yeah, no, no. No, no. Get him a flannel and tell himstairs starts tingling. Yeah, no, no. No, no. Get him a flannel and tell him to wet his mouth. Yeah, good idea. Right. Does he do this every day, though? Yeah, yeah. Oh, what a monster.

What an absolute monster. I know. I can't deal. Natasha, thank you. Messages, more messages. We always fight about our poor environmental capability. So that means that, like, for example, I like dark and quiet, and he likes light and bright.

Oh, okay. So they find it hard to balance their one's a vampire and one's a unicorn sort of situation. She needs an eye mask, you know? Yeah, that's true. She could do that. Yeah. And he needs a head torch.

I fight him about using my towel. Get another towel. We share towels. Yeah. Do you? I'll just use it. We've got two towels, but there's no specific person. Yeah, we're the same. You just go for the driest towel. It's the same looking towel. Yeah. He always forgets to take a towel to the bathroom, uses mine, and then leaves

it very, very wet, and then doesn't get me a new towel. Oh, no, no. If there's only one towel, you've got to get a towel. Monster. no, no. Oh, no. If there's only one towel, you've got to get a towel. Yeah. Lots of people arguing about things that, you know, in the scheme of things, pretty small, but you've got to argue about something, don't you? It's better arguing, for example, about when he leaves.

Oh, the only thing we argue about is I like to reuse my drinking glass, so I leave them on the bench. And as soon as she has a dirty piece of cutlery, they are magnetically drawn to my one drinking glass so they pop the thing and I'm like, don't do that, I'm going to reuse that glass. Better to be fighting about that rather than the time he had sex with someone at work.

Yeah. For example. For example. That would be slightly worse to argue about. She can't stack the dishwasher properly, drives me nuts. She never played Tetris growing up. I literally restack it every time and she'll stand there growling me for restacking it. And I said, well, if you do it properly in

the first place, I wouldn't need to restack it. And then that's the whole argument. Oh, yeah, it sets it off. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fact of the day is from ISRO I-S-R-O It's an acronym Indian Space Research Organization

Okay ISRO ISRO ISRO ISRO That's an acronym. Yeah. Indian Space Research Organisation. Okay. ICER. ICER. ICER. ICER. Today's Fact of the Day is about one of their ventures into launching in 1981 the first communication satellite of the Indian space race.

It was called Apple. And today's Fact of the day is to get that groundbreaking technology out to the launch pad in 1981, they towed it on a trailer behind a bullock. Wow. Yeah. So they launched it from the Guyana Space Station, Space Centre. So that's near, it's a French,

we've talked about this country before, how technically it is France. Yeah, right. If you're looking at a map of France and there's ever like a little thing off to the side and you're like, what's that? That's Guyana. Yeah. Right.

So they launched it there close to the equator, but they got there and then the French Space Centre were like, how are you getting it out there? And they're like, don't you have a buggy? A buggy, a trailer, a tractor? And they're like, no. Oh. The thing we've got specifically designed to tow out our rocket, it can't tow out your rocket.

And they're like. Sorry, Marjorie was supposed to organise that with you guys last Friday. Oversight. Jeepers. Are there any locals? Well, there's old Trev down the road. He's got a bullock and a trailer. Will it fit on there? Probably. So, got a Bullock and a trailer. Will it fit on there?

Probably. So, yeah, there's even a picture. Look, this is the absolutely – oh, that's us. That's Vane. That's a live stream. Oh, wow. That's the Bullock towing out that groundbreaking piece of technology, which was the most advanced thing that the ISRO had ever launched at time,

worth millions of dollars, a huge portion of their budget. Being towed by an animal. Being towed by a bullock on a trailer. On a rickety trailer. A rickety ass trailer. That trailer's got two wheels and nothing else to it. You better bend in the knee when you take that off there

because it's a high trailer too. You don't want that sliding off the trailer and dropping. So today's fact of the day is the Indian Space Research Organisation launched a satellite in 1981 after they towed it to the launch platform on a trailer behind a bullock. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Vaughan, 40 presents for 40. All right, 40 presents for Vaughan's 40th birthday. We've spent all week scouring all over for these presents. Everywhere. Some bought, some gifted. Hard thought, all of them. And it's your chance right now, 0800DARLSATM, to open up to be with Vaughan when he opens up a birthday present

and decide if you keep it for yourself. A couple of exciting shapes here. Yeah. Yeah, we've got some chunky ones here. Or you can gift it to Vaughan Lacey. Good morning. Hey, how's it going? All right, good, good.

All right, now let's open up one of these. Oh, he's gone for a small flat voucher. Normally a voucher. You have $50 free fuel. Not bad. Or does Vaughan have it? Oh, I could really use a guess. Take it, mate. Take it.

I can't deprive you of that. You just sounded desperate. Thank you, Vaughan. I appreciate it. Happy birthday, mate. He's going to take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good.

All right, Lacey. Fantastic. Let's go to April. Good morning, April. Good morning. Happy birthday, Vaughan. Thank you. Thank you, April.

I'll say thank you on his behalf. Okay. What are you going to open that or what? Why did you pick one up and then put it back down when you heard April's voice? Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Because he wants it. Open that present. Open that present.

I'll open this one. I've got the box. It's a nice square wrapped gift. It's the chase, the family board game version of the chase. And you love the chase. I love the chase. He loves the chase. Do you love the chase, the family board game version of the chase. And you love the chase. I love the chase. He loves the chase. Do you love the chase, April?

I love the chase. That chase is on. Well, you can play the chase at home, April. Did you see the 11-question cash builder? Oh, my God. You're lucky, though. I've already got the board game. Oh!

So you really love the chase. I really love it. So you're giving Vaughn the chase. I really love it. So you're giving Vaughn the chase board game? I am. Happy birthday. I'm going to play

this this weekend with my family and destroy them! Those dumb idiots. And then say go to bed. Go to bed

for you the chase is over. Thoroughly enjoyed playing alongside you kids. And if you think you can do better why not have a go?

All right, let's go to Daz. Good morning, Daz. Oh, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Keep going. Happy birthday, dear born. Happy birthday to you. Hip, hip.

Hooray. Hip, hip. Hooray. Yay. We're not doing 40. Oh, that was nice. We're not doing 40 hip, hips. That's for sure.

It was nice. All right, Vaughan. I'm going to pick the big, heavy one now. That went on the desk and it went thud. Sh-a-dunk. All right. It's a big one. Let's open that.

Oh. It's another one from our friends at Akoya. Shop the celebration collection at Akoya at Akoya.com or check them out on Instagram at Akoya. Oh, it's the same smell as before I could smell it. The celebration, yeah. The celebration. White mask, warm vanilla.

You've got a range of goodies in there, Vaughan. Does. You lost your first one. I did. Does. Into the Akoya candles. Oh, I didn't get my partner Valentine's. Oh, come on, Daz.

To be honest, you sung, you hip-hipped, you've got a great sound to you. I love your vibe. I'll check your vibe and it's all good by me. I'd be happy for you to take this. Oh, thank you, brother. Oh, there's so much love, isn't there? And say when it arrives that you ordered it, but it just took a little while to arrive.

I am so sorry. This is late. Courier delays at the moment. Sashen, good morning. Good morning, guys. Sashen, you're good. Thank you, Sashen. All right.

You've got a little present there, Vaughn. Open that up. Okay. This is voucher size. Voucher size. A 12-month Neon subscription. All thanks to Neon. That's good.

That's a good streaming service. Oh, man. Oh, Vaughn, I'm sure you've got all these sort of subscriptions already. My kids will hate me if I don't get the subscription. No, Sasha, I do. I do. I do. I have it.

It's all yours. I mean, I could have done with a year free, but nah, sure, you take it. I'm a bit like you, Vaughn. I'm a bit of a tight ass. I don't even have Netflix or anything. So I think I'm going to have to. We wouldn't bloody need it, mate. You got neon now. I've got neon, mate.

I'll take the neon. Awesome. Congratulations. All right. One more present. How many have we got left? We've got one here. Two more locks.

And then we're going to finish off with the last present. We've got eight left. We're going to have to really tear into them. Okay. Joining us now, Joe. Good morning, Joe. Good morning. Happy birthday, Vaughan.

Thanks, Jo. All right, you have won... An AJ Hackett Harbour Bridge Bungee. I've done this, Jo, so I'm happy. I'm okay if you take this. A hell of an experience. Just walking underneath the Harbour Bridge. I did it last year.

Same thing. The walk itself is worth it. Huge fan of civil engineering. Yes, please. I'll take it. You can take it. Okay. I like that there was no mucking around there. You're like, I'm taking it. I'm worth it. Huge fan of civil engineering. Yes, please, I'll take it. I'll take it. I like that there was no mucking around there. You're like, I'm taking it.

I'm taking it. She's not even going to pretend that she called for any other purpose. Alright, the rest of the presents for Vaughan are going to open before nine o'clock, so keep listening if you want to get through to win. This is all fun and games, but something terrible has happened to me. I'll tell you next. It's atrocious.

Alright, ZM. Play. ZM's Fletcious. All right, ZM. Guys, I've got terrible news. Okay. The chimney, my new chimney, has a scratch. Did you back out into a pole? No, I didn't, ma'am. Because I have great visibility on the chimney, by the way. You know, when you chuck your head around, you can see a lot.

You've got a hell of a turn on you as well. Oh, yeah, on a dime, mate. Just lock it in. Short wheelbase, get right around. I have been in your car several times when you've hit things. Like, several. Yeah, but that was the Honda. You love taps.

I've been there when you've backed into a bollard. I've seen you scrape a traffic island. Was that somebody's fault? No, that was that woman that tried to pass us between us and a traffic island, and she scraped the car. And then got out and yelled at me. I was like, well. What a witch.

I am so sorry, but you've broken the law. Yeah. No, this scratch, from what I can deduce, so it looks like someone sat there shopping on the bonnet of the Jimny and then opened their boot and then dragged the shopping off. And it's like a screw off the front of the bonnet. Is their boot and then dragged the shopping off. It's like a screw off

the front of the bonnet. I think it was when I was at the mall. Oh, that's terrible. When did you notice it? After the mall. After the mall is when I noticed it. I was giving the car a clean. Didn't happen at home?

I don't know what. Nah, because no one would have sat. It's not like you'd never sit something on the bonnet of the car at home. There's no place where it parks that would be a thing. I know you're a big believer in karma, but have you ever opened your car door or ran a trolley into a car and then left it? I was once

in a trolley when I had a car. And did you own up to it? Might have been it. That might definitely have been it. But I feel like my cars previously have been dinged in car parks that are more than made up

for that karma. I can't believe someone's used your bonnet as a little table for themselves. And then rather than a clean lift, a drink. I don't even like it

when I see people leaning on my car. You know, like when you're waiting for something outside or shopping or something and you lean on a car. No, but I'll make that call

depending on am I wearing jeans or jorts because I don't want the things. Oh, yeah. But say, for example, I was in sweatpants shorts or sweatpants. You'd lean on someone's car. I would lean on someone's car if it was a shitty car.

Oh, you'd lean on a hunk of shit. Right. Yeah, but not a nice car. Well, this is a nice car. Or if it was a company car and it wasn't their car, I'd lean on it. Wow. No, I never would.

You wouldn't lean on any car. No, it's weird because if I was walking towards my car and people were leaning on it, I'd be like, you know, get the little dook-dook. Hey, get out of here. Crazy kids. Yeah, but it's got a little, I don't know, I'm going to have to Google if you can get rid of those. Can you buff it out? I don't know.

Get one of those pins? Yeah. The magic pins. I'm reluctant about the pin. if you can get rid of those. Can you buff it out? I don't know. Get one of those pens? Yeah. The magic pens. I'm reluctant about the pen. From As Seen on TV. I had the pen on the Honda, but the Honda also, like, you couldn't tell. No, you were using a Vivid. You were using a Vivid.

That's a pen, isn't it? Sharpie. Close enough. Sharpie. Sparkly Sharpie. Sharpie's got a deeper black than a Vivid. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Vaughn, 40 presents for 40.

Well, we've spent a good chunk of this morning opening 40 birthday presents for Vaughan. There are eight presents left. We're going to spend the next 10 minutes opening these presents. So if you would like to win them and you decide if Vaughan gets to keep his birthday present or you steal it, 0800 dial ZM.

I don't know if this is your wife, but there is a caller on the line called Sade. Good morning, Sade. Happy birthday to you. Is that her? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. That was good.

No, Sade would never do that. No. She only shows that amount of passion for a glass of chilled rosé at the end of the day. And a... She'd sing for the rosé. All right, let's open the present. Sade, so I'm going for the big one.

Oh! This jewel just hit the floor. It is... It is a 500-piece puzzle of a 1964 Series 2A Land Rover, which is my Land Rover. It's a puzzle. It's a jigsaw puzzle.

That's nice. You've left the price on. Would you like to steal that present or would you like to gift it to Vaughn? Hey, Vaughn, do you want to do paper scissors rock for it? Yeah, okay. You've got to go first because you've got to say what you've got and I'll do it honestly here. Alright, three, 2, 1.

What did you go, Shade? Oh, Vaughn wins because he's paper. Happy birthday! Thanks, Shade. We love your energy. You've got a real set of lungs on you. Thanks, Shade. Jason, good morning. Good morning, good morning, good morning. Happy birthday, Vaughn. How are you? Thank you, Jason.

I'm very well, thank you. How are you? Welcome to the club. Welcome to the club. Welcome to the club. I'd say it's good, but it's not. It's all downhill. What is this, a rectal dysfunction club, is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the pools, but, you know, what are you going to do?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, a 12-month neon subscription's in the little package I've opened here, Jason. Oh, no. Oh, you beauty. Okay, I see you've already answered my... You're going to take it. Well, I'm going to take it. Thank you very much. Good on you, mate. Have a good weekend. Okay, I see you've already answered my... You're going to take it. I'm going to take it. Thank you very much.

Good on you, mate. Have a good weekend. Thanks, Jason. Michaela, good morning. Good morning. Happy birthday, Vaughn. Thanks, Michaela. I'm going to open the...

This is a little... It looks like another voucher. The vouchers are good. It could be anything. What have you got there? It's a $50 grocery voucher. Michaela. You got mouths to feed I've got to get the kids some nappies and formula

Of course, of course, you get it We'll take it, that's yours Congratulations Alright, Ethan, good morning Good morning, how's it going? Good Good, Ethan This one's

Oh, it's solid and small and boxy Dream to wrap presents It's small and small and boxy. Dream to wrap presents. It's small in its box shape. Oh, yeah. Okay, inside is... It is... It is a JBL speaker, by the looks of things. It's a Go3 Bluetooth JBL speaker.

They've got good bloody sound. It's waterproof. You'd love that by the pool. Damn. Yeah. Ethan, now do you want to take this from Vaughan and keep it for yourself, Good bloody sound. It's waterproof. You'd love that by the pool. Damn. Yeah. Ethan. That sounds good. Now, do you want to take this from Vaughn and keep it for yourself,

or do you want to gift it to Vaughn? Oh, I'm going to have to be selfish and take it, sorry. Take it, Ethan. Ethan's cleaning me out. He is. All yours, JBL speaker there, Ethan. Good little speakers, those ones. All right, we're going to come back next and open the last eight presents.

No, last four. Last four. Sorry, maths. Four to go, four. Last four. You work in the entertainment industry, not the maths industry. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Vaughan, 40 presents for 40.

Spin that track, DJ. There are four presents left for Vaughan's birthday. Leanne joins us. Good that track, DJ. There are four presents left for Vaughan's birthday. Leanne joins us. Good morning, Leanne. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Vaughan.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Leanne. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Leanne. You have the same energy we have had since five o'clock this morning.

I don't know how interesting this has been listening to us open 40 presents of Vaughan. I don't know. Who knows? But, well,

a chance for you to win, Leanne. Let's open this presents of Vaughan. I don't know. Who knows? But, well, a chance for you to win, Leanne. Let's open this present of Vaughan. It's a square cube looking. Oh, yeah. I was just saying yesterday, wasn't I? He was. This is a box of Paco Rabanne. The scent.

Is it eau de toilette? It's eau de toilette. 50 mils. This is one million. this has got a real good stank, it's got a good stank to it It's not yours yet Excuse me I was just going to have one squirt

Now Leanne I'm out Leanne I'm reverted to something in the drawer for my daily squirt You got a man in your life Leanne? You like to rock a sort of a strong masculine scent? I'm married to a dirty farmer, so he could probably do

with something nice. The cows won't appreciate it, though. Or his bloody weekly trip into PGG rights, and they're not going to know what to do with him. He's going to walk through a new man. No, but you don't want him going into town for the weekly supplies and hooking into some hot young thing who likes a sniff of him now.

He wants this one, Leanne. He's fighting for it. He does, doesn't he? All right, Leanne. Oh, look, I feel bad for him. You go on. You have it. What?

Are you sure, Leanne? If you really want it, yeah. Oh, don't do that to me. Take it. What's your partner's name? Hamish. Hamish. You can stinky old Hamish. You can stink your old Hamish.

You can give this to Hamish if you want. If you want? Honestly, honestly, honestly. I'm Leanne. Leanne, follow your heart. Go on, Leanne. What do you want? What do you want to do, Leanne?

I tell you what. I'll buy him a kilo of lollies from the warehouse, and he'll be happy with that. So you keep it, Vaughn. See, she doesn't want Hamish smelling good when he goes to town. He's getting in there in the Mazda BT50 and he's smelling like a dream.

Thanks, Leanne. Thanks, Leanne. That was very lovely. Jess, good morning. Morning. Happy birthday, Vaughn. Thanks, Jess. The third to last present.

It looks voucher sized. It looks voucher sized. That doesn't mean just because it's small. Good things come in small packages. Something like that. It's $50 free. It looks voucher sized. That doesn't mean good things come in small packages, something like that. It's a $50 free fuel. Oh, not bad. Do you want it? Ah, no. I've worn you.

I've had a good day, Samuel. Jess, you don't want $50 free fuel? Jess, don't give him that. Do you not drive? I do drive, but I'm okay. I have a company fuel card. Oh, yeah. I've got friends with company fuel cards. It's so great.

How cool is that? You follow them into the pump? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You follow them in and then before you hang up. All right. Okay. Who are we going to next?

Renee, the second to last gift here. Hello, good morning and happy birthday. Thanks, Renee. It's big and it's soft. It feels like... Open that up. It is. What is it? Oh, it's a robe. Is it a robe? Open it up. Open it up. It looks like a big, beautiful bathrobe,

doesn't it? It looks like a big, beautiful bathrobe. It's a lovely, lush-looking bathrobe. Oh, and it's got a V on it. Oh. Hello. Renee, do you... Oh, yeah, it's got a V on it. Hello. Renee, do you... Oh, yeah, something sexy and it's got a V on it. Renee, do you know anyone in your life that starts with the V? Pardon?

Do you have anyone in your life that has the name starting with V? No, I don't, actually. I mean, you wouldn't mind a bathrobe. I mean, you can unpick it. You know, you could totally unpick it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I could sit there and just take it off. That's okay. You'd ruin the robe. Oh, it looks lush, yeah. I think I could sit there and just take it off. That's okay.

You'd ruin the robe. Oh, it looks lush, babe. It looks lush. It's nice. It's comfy. I've got it on. Renee, do you want to keep the Vaughan Smith embossed V bathrobe or would you like to gift it to Vaughan?

Oh, that's a hard one because, you know, I'm eight months pregnant. So do I keep it for myself and be all snuggly? Oh, yes. Yeah, it went all right. You'd be so comfortable with bring on early labour. That's all. I'm not the dick. I mean, if your child is going to have a name that starts with V,

if that's already on the cards, man. That could change. Renee, what are you choosing? Oh, look, I'll be nice for when you can keep it. Yeah, he's already wearing it, though. He's already wearing it. I'm honestly not taking it off. I'm be nice, Vaughn. You can keep it. Yeah. He's already wearing it, though. He's already wearing it. I'm honestly not taking it off. I'm going to drive home in it.

This is... All right, our last gift this morning. Zorana, good morning. Morning. Happy birthday, Vaughn. Hi, Zorana. Now, this, how would you describe this? It feels exactly like the Simon Dello photo frame.

I think it's a photo frame. You think it's a photo frame? Now, before you open that, I have an audio accompaniment. Yeah, okay. It's the most impossible word in the English language. The audio accompaniment.

Accompaniment. Accompaniment. Yeah, with that. Yeah, here we go. G'day, Vaud, mate. The big four zero. Congratulations on surviving this far. I know you're a big fan

of yours truly, David Seymour. And I ask, how can I give you just a little piece of myself that you can maybe keep on your bedside table to remember me by before you nod off

to sleep each night. I hope you enjoy the present. Wow, Zora. You can have that. It is a signed David Seymour framed photo. A framed photo. You're a big fan there. Girly looking.

Good, Zorana. You an act voter? So I am not going to keep it, so you can have it for me. Are you sure, Zorana? Very kind. It'll fetch a hefty price on Trade Me. That's really where I sit politically. There's also a video there.

Wow. He'll turn up to anything, won't he? I will. Good sport, though. Good sport. Thank you to our producing team for sorting out these 40 presents this morning. Thank you for everybody this morning taking part. Have a happy birthday over the weekend, Vaughn. Thanks, guys. And you're road. I don't know what's happening this morning. Thank you for everybody this morning taking part. Have a happy birthday over the weekend, Vaughan.

Thanks, guys. And you're right. I don't know what's happening this weekend. Perhaps I'll see you. I don't know. I'm not going to come and help you with your

bloody puzzles and your toys and stuff. Had a sookie last night because I said shut up. I don't want to see anybody. I don't want to sit by myself all weekend. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.