ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 18th November 2022

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe, great barista made coffee on the go. Well, I did it, as I said I would, and nobody noticed. What have you done? Wait. New t-shirt!

No. I did notice! It's the true classic t-shirt The one that I was getting Non-stop targeted advertising for Oh my god I wish I said something For the last

Three days I bought a pack of three I wasn't going to Sade's like Just do it And I wasn't going to And then so she ordered me The pack of t-shirts

So okay I wish I said something Because literally the last Like today I was like God he looks good And that t-shirt's nice. Yeah I did, I thought the same. Yeah. But it's not an AS colour is it? The sleeves are longer than an AS colour.

I don't know exactly what the difference is. It's just a difference. How is this t-shirt, because I get targeted these now too. To be honest it feels cheap. It feels real cheap and light. It's like thin. So these have a different cut than a normal T-shirt.

No, the one I've had so much targeted advertising for them, it's like, go from dad bod to daddy. And it's like all of these ads about guys putting them on and their wives being like, ooh, meow. Meow. Yeah, you did leave for the bathroom today and then the door shut behind you and Hayley said, Daddy. Daddy, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's why it was a t-shirt. It was a t-shirt. All along. I was so confused. For the last three days, I've worn my three pack. Yeah. And I was going to leave it till today after the third one to be like, they did nothing. Because in the ad online, the guys just get non-stop.

Wow. They do. Now that I can see it kind of comes in there, doesn't it? In here. But I think it's- But then it goes out at the bottom. You can see it does go out at the bottom. It would pay dividends for, you know, massive barrel-chested guys?

Yes. Like naturally very strong-looking dudes. Who's that? Do you mean me? Big chest. Big me. Oh, yeah. Big chest.

Like big, round, round barrel chested guys That sometimes t-shirts don't sit right on them I can see it going well for them But it's thin So the nips are always on show I have noticed your nipples all show The nips are on show for the last three hours I couldn't wear that

And even I can see a little bit of your chest here Pushing against it Pushing against it Way thinner than I thought they were going to be I thought they were going to be a thicker t-shirt It's not that Look at Just stop there.

Look, it's cupping your bicep. You look jacked. Oh, wow. Look at that. You look jacked. He looks jacked. I think if you had big arms, like if you were a big boy with big arms, it would definitely hug the arms a little bit.

Yeah, okay. But then Sade's like, well, maybe you should have gone for a medium, but a medium would have been too small. No, I think you could have had a medium. It's not a large, is it? This is the large. Yeah, it's a large is it this is the large it's quite roomy this is the large so i ran the test um and no one complimented my arms but i did see it yeah so hot but your nips are too prominent also that light uh when i start losing weight my nips are just like let's party briefly all the time all the

time i don't know why They can finally breathe I don't know It's probably a giant areola Let's go He's poking out Yeah They're really alert What do I think?

Is there a child behind me? Yes I'll just show you then I don't think they're that big of an areola No, that's not a big areola I'd say that's standard issue Yeah, but yours Compared to yours

What about mine? What about mine? There's a child I will remind you There's a child about mine? There's a child. I will remind you there's a child behind me. Okay. There's a child behind me. So anyway, yeah, I don't know.

I don't know if they're worth the money. Because they're not cheap t-shirts. No, see, AS Color is the way to go. Same thing. A very, very basic tee. There you go. So that's, I've spent the money, so perhaps you don't have to. It's unlike Instagram advertising.

We're going to lie to you. Play ZM's Pitch, Vaughn and Hay advertising. We're lying to you, isn't it? Play ZM's Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. Knock, knock, knock, knock. Hello. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. Three minutes past six.

Thank you to the knock. The knock. Or rather, that news. The news knock. The knockster. Knocky. Coming up on the show this morning, more free fuel. We'll give you the chance to win free fuel at 7 and 8. Listen up for the activator.

They play just before the news. The top six is on the way. Yeah, the top six places to send the youth, if not military camps. This is our nationals plan. National are peddling out that old chestnut. That's good. I'm pretty sure that last time this was brought up as an idea for the troubled youth, experts sort of around the world were like, oh, no, we kind of work out that doesn't work. Yeah, I was reading an article about it this morning.

They said that. They said you've got to get to the root of the problem. And that is. It takes so much time and resource. And social issues. Yeah. But we want an immediate solution. You want a band-aid, do you?

It doesn't win elections, though, saying we're going to fix all this and it'll take years. Yeah, it didn't win them the election last time either, so I don't know. Military camps. Yeah. Because I want my ram raids done with a more military precision. Same. So that they come out raids done with a more military precision. Same. So that they come out. It's a clean entry.

It's, you know, it's a targeted grab. A bigger vehicle, a higher class vehicle. Yeah, a quick exit. And a quick offload of supplies. A lot of them have been very messy. Very messy. You see the videos, you're like, who's organising this ram raid? Who's sweeping up?

I don't want the smashing of the glass. I want them to go in and put like a suction thing on it and do a quick spin with one of those glass cutters and then out it comes. Sort of a Catwoman type thing. Yeah, beautiful. You know, the sort of training one can only get at a military camp. Actually, our ram raids have been very sloppy.

Pick it up, guys. Yeah, and they're happening at all hours of the night. We want them happening at dawn. You know, that's when all your good military actions happen. Yeah, yep, it is. You know, your D-Day landings. All the good them happening at dawn. You know, that's when all your good military actions happen. Yeah, yep, it is. You know, your D-Day landings, all the good stuff happens at dawn. Yeah. Well, shit, maybe they're onto something, guys.

Maybe. We've been quick to dispel. Well, the top six are dealing with that and coming up soon on the show. Next, though. Steve from Blue's Clues. He's had a big interview and revealed some behind-the-scenes secrets, including why he left so suddenly. I've got chia seed, hang on.

They really expand and you don't know they're in there until they... What are they? Are they those little black seeds? That go all gooey and... It's like jelly now. Yeah. Look at that. I picked it from my teeth.

They go jelly. What is a chia like? It's a tiny... It looks like a poppy seed. No, no, no. But what is the chia that the chia seed comes from look like? The chia pod. Chia seeds.

Chia... I don't know. Chia brook. Like a flower. Chia seeds come from the desert plant salvia. Do they have to... Oh, hell no. I'm sorry.

I've heard about you, my little hallucinogenic friend. A member of the mint family. Right, so they just want to pick it up with tweezers and then put it in a... Okay. Put it in a peanut butter. Right. Now, Steve from Blue's Clues. Well, there's a movie, isn't there?

Yeah, that's why they're doing all the press. There's a movie coming, and so he's been doing lots of interviews, Steve. What's the movie? Is it a doco or a Blue's Clues movie? Like a live action Blue's Clues. Oh, wow. And Blue goes and finds Steve in New York. Yeah, I'm so excited for it. Because I was a huge Blue's Clues

fan, even though I was too old. I just thought it was fun. Good music. Well, Steve. Easy to solve puzzles. Easy. So easy. We just got a letter. Like, I see it. Yeah. I didn't even need a notepad. I could remember three points. Yeah. Yeah.

Insulted your intelligence, didn't it? Yeah, it did a little bit, but I had a good time. So remember, he was on the show. It was his show. And then he just disappeared. And then it was like his younger brother, Joe, came on and took over. Yeah. Not actual brother, I don't think.

No, no, no, not actual brother. But character's brother, Joe, came in. And there were all these rumours, horrendous rumours, about what happened to Steve, including that he killed himself. Do you remember that terrible rumour? Yeah. Went around? Yes, I do.

Yeah. And if you go on the internet... That he put two pencils up his nose and slammed his head into a desk. Yeah. That was so violent. It never happened. It never happened. No, of course it didn't.

Of course it didn't. Well, he sat down with Variety magazine and discussed his decision to leave the show so quickly. And then he disappeared, apparently, to the middle of nowhere in the Catskill Mountains. Wow, so literally when no one knew who he was. And he said, just before he left the series, he began losing his hair.

And revealed that he didn't want to wear a wig on camera. And he was supposed to be this young sort of boyish character. And he just thought, like, if I'm on here and people start to notice that I'm getting old and losing my hair, they're going to freak out. Oh, wow. Okay. So he felt so insecure about his hair, you know, falling out. Yeah. That he just left.

And he went, I've got to go. I've got to go. I've got to get out of here. Now, he was going through a bit of a rough time as well. Right. Struggling with it all. And he said, like, we found it hard to be that joyful all the time. Yeah.

Because he was. He was so happy. So stoked. It's the last thing you want to do if you just feel miserable. Yeah. You're having a bad day. Yeah. He said he just wasn't able to dig down all the time and give an authentic version of

happiness. Oh, that makes me sad. Oh, it's very sad. All linked to losing his hair. I know. Yeah. He said he was just like distraught about it. Well, I guess most people don't have to lose their hair while the world watches.

Yeah. That's true. You know, like most people. Prince William to lose their hair while the world watches. Yeah. That's true. Prince William did. Prince of Wales, yeah, but he's never going to shave that though, is he? But like how good when John Travolta finally shaved his head right? I know. And we're all like, you look hot, man. Yeah, well done.

Well done, Mr. Travolta. Because he was rocking a bit of a wig or a toupee situation. Yeah, I don't think he ever got hair plugs that never looked that. No. No. You'd think with such bald hotties in the Hollywood industry that it wouldn't be a big deal. But maybe they're sort of established bald

as opposed to like slowly losing it, as you say, in front of everyone watching. But anyway, he said he disappeared and got away from it all, was sort of laughed at those horrendous rumors that he shoved a couple of pencils up his nostrils. And now he said he's in a great place. You know, he's so excited. He's a ball brother.

And there's a movie on the way. And there's a movie on the way where he's going to be, you know, the main character. He's back. Guys, it's released on November 18th. That's today. Is it in New Zealand or is that American? Paramount Plus.

Oh, my. That's streaming. That's a streaming. So we don't get Paramount Plus, but it'll be streaming. Well, there's a will, there's a way. It'll be streaming somewhere, yeah. Yeah. I can't wait to watch that.

I love Blue's Clothes. It's so happy. All right. 13 past six next on the show. Somebody's worked out which colour car is the worst. Mine is. I know it is. Grey?

When I bought it, someone was like, that's the most unsafe colour. And I was like, well, I like to live life on the worst. Mine is. I know it is. Grey? When I bought it, someone was like, that's the most unsafe colour. And I was like, well, I like to live life on the edge. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, awesome. Research has delved into car colours and which is the safest and which is the unsafest.

Now, you have a grey car. Yeah, like gunmetal grey, dark grey. Yep. Vaughn, you have a black car. We're an exclusively black car family. Okay, well, you are exclusively a very unsafe family. Oh, really? Because black is the worst, most dangerous car colour to have.

Wow. Even more worse than grey. I thought it was grey because on a grey day, you know, when it's a bit cloudy, you can't see. And in the rain, it rains very grey. And it's the same colour as the road. Well, you're 47% more likely to be in a crash if you're driving a black vehicle. That's a lot of percent. That is a lot of percent.

Besides black, grey, 11% higher risk. Silver. I mean, silver, grey, same thing, right? 10% higher risk. Blue, 7%. Probably because you look like, because I remember we had a blue car as a family. Mum was like, oh, it's the same colour as the sky. It looks like sky, yeah.

People won't see you coming. Red. Red and blue the same. 7% more likely. They say the best colour is white. 12% less likely to be in an accident than black cars are, regardless of the time of day. Also, cream beige and yellow cars ranked closely behind white.

They say that yellow surpasses white as the safest colour in some studies. But how yuck is yellow? I've never seen a yellow car that I thought, oh, that's a nice car and that colour suits the car. Like all those beetles came out and they were yellow. Yes. Like the yellow pages. They were blue, yellow.

They were pink beetles. What else rocked a yellow? The Suzuki Swift rocked a yellow. Yes. The Honda Jazz rocked a yellow. Yeah. I'm sure there were some Jeeps that did a big yellow. Is it because people see you coming and they're like,

ugh, who'd have a yellow car? Yeah. And then give you a wide berth. Their car's like, ugh, yuck, get away from that one. Yeah. That's a yellow car. Do you remember when our friend Mike had a Holden that was Kermit green? Oh, shit.

Fluoro green? Yes. They did some obnoxious colours. Oh, they did. They did. Holden, I don't want to say that that is the reason that the car manufacturer failed to, you know, survive into 2022. But I feel like they're obnoxious.

They did a really obnoxious orange. They did, yes. Yeah. That may have played a part in it. Yeah. I like the teeter Nissan colours, the sort of champagne golds, your peaches, you know, your beautiful teal blues. You'd think they would put people off stealing those, but they don't.

They're one of the most stolen, aren't they? They love a teeter. Yeah. But yeah, I love a black car. I love a grey car. They're the best. I do love a white car, though. Something nice about them.

Got to clean them more? No, you've got to clean them less. You've got to clean them less. But a black car, you're cleaning more. Black cars look amazing when they're cleaned, but they don't stay clean for long. Yeah. But then they're like, when they get dirty, they're just dirty.

Yeah. But when you clean them, you're like, wow, my car is nice. Yeah. And shiny. And then it gets dirty again. I want a red Mustang. A red car. Yeah.

But, you know, I also want $30 million. Not going to get it, am I? Just get the $30 million and then you can get the mustache. Yeah, true. If you've only got one wish. All right, the top six is next. This is like a genie in a bottle situation. Yes.

Okay, got it. Wishes for everybody, except you can't wish for more wishes. The top six is next. The top six are places to send youth offenders. Yeah, National want to send them to military camps. I know. I'll tell you the funniest part about the National policy next. Play ZM's Fletchbord and Hayley.

From the bustling ZM think tank, this is the top six. Oh, hey. Hey, how are you? Hi, guys. Yesterday, National rolled out the old election cycle dog whistle about, you know, the bloody youth. The bloody youth offenders. What they're going to do, they believe, are military camps. Conscriptions of sorts.

For about a year, we'll sort out these little buggers. Yeah, and I was reading an article this morning. They don't really work. No, they don't. The last time this got wheeled out, professionals were like, it doesn't work. It doesn't work anymore. It works on voters,

because people are sick of these bloody kids ram-raiding and spray-painting everywhere. Yeah. But you've got to get to the root of the social issues, and that's hard. That's hard. It takes time. And it costs a bit of money.

Yeah. And it's, you know, a generational thing. It's going to take a couple of generations at least to get right because it took a few generations to completely destroy. God, I've seen some tagging around my neighbourhood. It gets me right up. Blooms back. Is he on bail? I saw him in South

Auckland. I saw him in the North Western Motorway. Are they old ones? No, no, this is a new bloom. Also, speaking of our motorway, there's a new pothole. Is there? Have you noticed the pothole? The bottom of the... I just messaged...

Is it at the bottom of the hill again? I just messaged our friend, the councillor. I messaged him the other day about the graffiti on the Christmas balls. And do you know what? It's gone. It's gone. Shiny Christmas balls downtown. That's right.

The graffiti's gone. I don't know if he had anything to do. I think he just ignores us now. No, you did that. You did that. I am... Vaughan and I quite often message him about poth. I think he just ignores us now. No, you did that. You did that. Vaughn and I quite often message him about Paul Collins. Well, we are rates payers. We are.

We're paying his wages. They love when you say that. Get back to work. Yep. Fix my problems. Fix my problems. Here's my favourite part about the National Party's youth offending. Yep.

This, straight out of Veep, or the thick of it, straight out of Veep Or the thick of it Straight out of a political satire Yesterday posted on Sam Offendale's official Just don't post it Don't post it You're not familiar Sam Offendale's the National MP That it came out recently

When he was a teenager He was a bully He beat the hell out of someone with a beard leg In a university A woman said he just absolutely tormented her. And you know there was a report but the report was never like released publicly. No. Yesterday

he posted on his Instagram page National will crack down on serious repeat youth offenders like Ram Raiders to turn around their lives and protect the public. National will create a new youth young serious offender category targeting the ringleaders of crimes like ram raids. This will apply to teenagers aged 10 to 17.

That's the age group he was in when he was a pre-defender. Yeah, he was, yeah. Have committed a serious offence such as a ram raid or aggravated burglary or serious assault at least twice. He's loopholed himself out of there. Yeah. National will create young offender military academies where serious youth offenders aged 15 to 17

can be sent for up to 12 months, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The comments alone are worth you having a pop along to Sam Orphanedale Tauranga and having a look at the absolute, there's not one comment on there with someone saying, fantastic idea. There's just that one. Here's me, if I was Sam Orphanedale,

when National were like, we need you to post about the youth offenders policy. I's just that one. Here's me. If I was Sam Offendell, we're national, we're like, we need you to post about the youth offenders policy. I won't do it. Because everybody still remembers the news cycle

where my name, the first time anyone had heard of me. Yeah. The first time. Yeah. Let me post about something financial.

Let me post about trade. Let me post about Christmas. Yeah. Let me post about how Labor Let me post about Christmas. Yeah. Let me post about how Labor's being too soft on Christmas. Yes. Yeah, they are. They're letting Christmas. She's so soft on Christmas.

So soft on Christmas. She's letting people put up trees now. She is. Some people are putting up trees now. We need to crack down. Let me post about not supporting sport. Let me, please, don't make me post about youth offenders. Sam, do the post.

Oh, the comments are gold. It's just comedy gold. So anyway, pump along, have a look at this. But this is the top six places we can see the youth offenders, if not prison camps. Number six on the list are the moon. Get out of here, you little buggers. You know, there's probably some fit, healthy individuals amongst these youth offenders, and we need

astronauts. Do something. We're getting back to the moon, baby. How hard is it? Work on a suit. It worked for Australia. That was a, you know, a penal colony. Yeah. Send all these bad jokers to the moon. I think Australia had, like, gravity and oxygen. Did it, though.

We don't know that. It's too far back in history. That can't be confirmed. Number five on the list of the top six places to send youth offenders. Well, it worked once. Why not twice? Australia? Yeah, sure.

Have them. Number four on the list of the top six places to send the youth offenders are the gallows. Oh, that seems nice. Whoa, holy shibolis. But they could build the gallows. Oh, that seems a bit nice. Whoa, holy shibolies. But they could build the gallows. That's a real vote. Pick up some crucial

building skills and then we hang them in the gallows. Oh, but they've just become registered master builders and we need more of those. Yeah, yeah. I've got an extension.

Yeah. Shit. Maybe we just build the gallows anyway. Yeah. It's a real vote, yeah. Well, nothing would knock the crime out of you, like building your own gallows, even Yeah. It's a real vote, yeah. Well, nothing would knock the crime out of you,

like building your own gallows, even if you don't even intend on hanging them. Weave your own rope, like everything from the ground up. Weave your own rope, yeah. Mill the timber. Maybe they make them build their own prison cells, and then at the end they say, okay, well, you can go now, but if you come back...

This one's for you. This one's for you, and you built it. You know how small it is. Yeah. That's a hot play. That's a hot. This one's yours. This one's for you. And you built it. You know how small it is. Yeah. That's a hot play. That's a hot play. It's a hot play. Manipulative.

Number three on the list of the top six places to send the youth offenders, an uninhabited island with a camera crew. Don't tell me you wouldn't watch that. Because that book, Lord of the Flies, they still study that in English. Wasn't there a reality show where they took troubled teens and did this? Yeah, it was in the early 2000s and they took them to the old prison on the hill in Napier. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and they watched these big tough guys

cry for their mummy at night when the ghosts of old Napier-based pirates were rattling their chains in the middle of the night. Number two on the list of the top six places to send the youth offenders, the monastery. Introduce these men to some, and women, because there's female monasteries.

They've got a name too. Nunneries. Nunneries, yeah. Get me to a nunnery. Yeah. I mean, this is the problem. It's all about sex, drugs, and rock and roll for these kids.

Get them to a monastery. Yeah. Bit of chanting, bit of silence, bit of Bible verse. Not allowed to play with yourself either, are you? No, you're not. You've got to refrain.

Shit. What was that age group again? 15 to 17? Jesus. You might accidentally brush against the side of the kitchen bench. I hope they've got a few sets of sheets. Number one on the list of the top six places to send the youth offenders, Uncle Sam Orphandale's house.

Now, if there's one man that has turned his life around, it's Uncle Sam. And he's more than happy to hold the hands of other youth offenders to show them where they've gone wrong. And if you don't stay in line, he could beat you with that stick. He will beat the shit out of you with a bed leg. He's allowed to do that. Those are the rules.

That's today's top six. Play ZM's Fletch Vodden Ailey. Play ZM. Someone popped up on my Facebook page as a friend request, and I was like, who's that? And then I clicked on the picture and saw the name, and I was like, oh, my God, that's the guy that used clad wrap as a condom at school.

What? What? Maybe every school had this rumor, but I've never really asked. This might be one of those, you know, every school, like the brother and sister that kissed? Yeah. That rumor at a school? Yeah.

You'd be like, oh, that brother and sister, their parents called them kissing. Yeah. And it was just like bullying. This did not happen. Well, surely this is urban legend. It wouldn't stay on. It was urban legend that came from the girl that was there.

Oh, really? There as in receiving this. Yes. Now, I never asked at the time because I didn't know. I was like, ha, ha, ha, ha, you didn't, don didn't know. I was like, ha ha ha ha ha. Don't do that. Ha ha ha ha ha. I don't know why not. I just don't think you would.

No. But now that I'm older and I'm thinking about it I'd imagine you'd wrap it around. It's like when you're wrapping a sandwich with glad wrap. You do tuck. Do you like wrap around, tuck and then wrap around again. Wrap around and then wrap around on an angle like you're wrapping a sandwich with glad wrap? You do tuck. Do you wrap around, tuck, and then wrap around again? Wrap around and then wrap around on an angle like your sellotape.

To make an end, yeah. Well, you could almost use like, you know how when you get a mince or a meat pack, they kind of heat seal it? You could almost like maybe if you get the hairdryer and kind of mould it a bit more or like get a warm iron and just lightly press it. Because if you don't mouldable layers, by the time you feel the warmth on the outside,

you're not going to be able to stop it. And it really, you know, when you're holding something with an oven mitt and you're like, oh, that's not hot. And then you're, oh, it's starting to get hot. And then by the time you put it down the oven mitt, it's like scorching. This did not happen.

I mean, Morrinsville College, anything's possible. I love these rooms. Anything's possible. Anything's possible. Imagine you're the subject of an urban legend that's still 20-something years later. People are like, oh, that happened to me. I assume I'm not. There's someone that works in media in New Zealand.

Not for a while, but they had a rumor about them. And I heard their name the other day for the first time in a while. And I just blurted out a word associated with it. And everyone was like, that's right. And I was just like, oh, God, like that's so terrible. That was so long ago. So like 20 years, 20 more years ago. What is it about human nature?

It is to like grab onto these things. I know. Yeah. Michelle peed in the half pipe at military school, right? The what? The half pipe. There was like these two tubes. They were like half little pipe things

and you could like climb in them like little castles. And there was always the rumour that Michelle peed in it. Oh, Michelle peed in it? Oh my God. She peed in the half pipe. Yeah, and then like even years later it was like Michelle peed in the half pipe. Poor girl, she didn't. She definitely didn't?

Well, I don't know. But even if she did, people were, primary school? Yeah. People were wheezing all the time. I wet my pants every second day. How many times? Have we got another school rumor? Producer Jared, that never happened.

How would you even get it in a wine bottle? How? I don't know. Don't say this poor kid's name. I think that was a fake name too. Oh, right, okay. We had a male at my school who got his downstairs bits stuck in the neck of a wine bottle.

There was always that rumour about the kid that stole the test tube from science, though. Did you have that rumour at school as well? Yeah, no. You can fill in the rest, but test tubes, you know. This didn't happen, Jared. I personally think it did. At high school? Yeah.

How did you get... Is this the day I find out I've actually got quite a girth on me? I don't even imagine... This whole time you were thinking you were falling a little short. Well, I know my length isn't much, but maybe my girth is outstanding. I could never have fit it in the end of a wine bottle. You could only put

my fourth finger in there. A Gatorade bottle and a push. And a thumb in. A thumb in into a Gatorade bottle, but you'd never get it in a wine bottle. As the story goes. We are not talking. Carwen won't even look at me.

I had a dollar for every time that you've spoken about your penis this week. $10. HR. HR. Put it in the HR diary penis this week. $10. HR. HR. Put it in the HR diary, Carlene. All right. Okay. Our school was, I'll just add to the list,

it was a raw egg in knee. Kids are ruthless, eh? What was it? How did they get it in? I don't think we ever got the end of that story. What was this? How did he? It didn't happen.

Did he heat the bottle and then put it at the end and when it cooled down, it sucked it in? Or what about, you know, when you get a ring stuck on your finger and you put tooth floss around it so it gets so skinny? And then you... You pop it in and then cut the string. Okay.

As the story goes, he... No, I don't think we need that. I don't believe Jared's professional enough to deliver this. Off air. Oh, you want to do it off air? Oh, see, he knows it's... You don't think we need that. I don't believe Jared's professional enough to deliver this. Off air. You want to do it off air? See, he knows

it's... You can deliver it. Okay, that's fine. Oh my god, now we're leaving the

nation hanging to know how we got his willy in a bottle. In the Urban Legend chat, are you accepting this friend request

from the Glad Rap guy? No, thank you. Okay. No, thank you. I'm just going to pretend I haven't seen it.

Nobody say anything. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. The final I'm just going to pretend I haven't seen it. Nobody say anything. Well, we do this every Friday. Final rankings. We rank things. It's normally food. It's always.

What did we do last week? It was towels. We did do bath towels. Yeah. Towels that you'll find in the bathroom. Today, it's Christmas foods. BT Dubs. BT Dubs.

Here I am with your daily Christmas reminder. 36 days. Yeah, gorgeous. Oh, Lord. So next, what, next weekend, next week it'll be a month. Yeah, week today. Yeah, week today. Week today.

Oh, gorgeous. It'll be a month till Christmas. I can't wait. I can't wait for Christmas. Have you be a month till Christmas. I can't be wet. I can't be wet for Christmas. Have you done any shopping for it? I'm not going to. No. No.

You're normalising no presents. Normalising no presents. Yeah. Though we do do a secret Santa with Aaron's family. You know, you buy for one person. That's all right. So that person better know that they're not getting anything. My daughter asked for a VR headset yesterday.

I was like, you've got to be kidding me. I don't even have one. And you shan't have a cool thing that I don't have. A VR headset? Yeah. What planet is she living on? Earth? Hardly.

Earth 2.0 entitlement Earth? I don't know. You should just get her like a scuba goggle. Put some pictures on it. And tape my old iPhone to the front. Go to like an op shop and get a vintage Viewmaster. The original VR. Yeah.

The Muppets are in 3D. Yeah. How good's a Viewmaster? Dude, Viewmasters ruled. In fact, my parents have still got a Viewmaster in all of our old 80s. Yeah, discs. 80s discs. I tell you what, if there's one thing a kid doesn't appreciate,

it's humour like that on Christmas Day. Yeah. And it doesn't need batteries. Okay, so we're talking today and Friday, Friday, for the final rankings.

It always happens on a Friday. Christmas foods. Now, you brought up brandy snaps before. That's big for me. We only ever have brandy snaps at Christmas.

Yeah, same. Mum will always make them. I've gone to the list of Christmas dishes Wikipedia page and scrolled down to New Zealand. Yep. Pavlova. Yes. Ham. Yum.

Turkey, because we don't get Thanksgiving, so we have our turkey at Christmas. Nah. Strawberries. Yes. Always got to have a couple of puns on hand. Raspberries. Fresh raspberries. Raspberries are made of this.

Christmas pudding. Yeah. Christmas mince tarts. Yuck. Yuck. Yum, yum, yum, yum. Custard. Is custard on there?

Wine's on there next. Caste. I don't know. That's number one. Does it say in brackets, caste? Yeah. Cheap bubbly. Cheap bubbly.

Swamp and grape juice. Trifles on there. Potato salad, peanuts, cherries, and seafood. Peanuts. Bizarre. I've never thought peanuts are the... Oh, you just said trifle. I love a trifle.

Aaron's sister makes a sloppy boozy trifle. I love it. Yeah, I love a trifle. I reckon I'm going to go number three, brandy snaps. Number two, trifle, even though it's not part of my family Christmas, part of Aaron's family Christmas. Number one, the ham. Ham, your good ham.

It's got to have a ham. So good. Big glazed ham. Yeah. What about scorched almonds? Yum. Ham, you good ham. It's got to have a ham. So good. Big glazed ham. Yeah. What about scorched almonds? Yum. Yes. Play your role year round

but always get bought out at Christmas. Yeah, they're great. Shout out to those, what's that? Waikato. Yeah,

the caramelised, it's like a gold. They do a white chocolate. It's like a caramilk. Yeah, Waikato chocolates do those. Because I really miss the white scorched almonds. It's a shame they don't do those. Yeah, devastating. I'm going to go. Your hand like a caramel. Yeah, work with her chocolates too, those ones. Because I really miss the white scorched almonds.

It's a shame that I don't do those. Yeah, it's devastating. I'm going to go controversial. I'm a huge fan of Christmas mints. So I'm going to go steamed pudding. Ooh. At three. Yep.

Trifle. Auntie Eve's boozy trifle. Yum. At two. Is Auntie Eve the one that does the custard squares? She does the custard squares as well. She does a good custard squares. She was disappointed with those custard squares too.

I know. She said those weren't her best work. Could she whip us up a trifle? Could she send us a trifle? This is my steampunk auntie. Oh, she a bit edgy, is she? Hugely into steampunk. Yeah.

Makes her own costumes and everything. Cool. And what have I said? Christmas and starts trifle. No, Christmas and starts is my number one. Oh, this might really surprise you. Like, I like ham, but to me it's right down the list of my meats. Steam pudding for me, ham, scorched almonds.

Wow. Scorched almonds number one or number three? Number one. Number one. Steamed pudding. Three. Ham. Two. Scorched, put, three, ham, two,

scorched almonds. So ham's on your two lists and high, so ham's on there. Ham wins. Scorched almonds also make an appearance. Because you can't tell me the next day you're not slapping on a couple of big chunks

of ham on the barbecue. Hamsteaks, pineapple. Yeah. Yum. I don't think we ever have any left. Oh, you've got to get a bigger leg.

You've got to get a bigger leg of ham. Nan always likes to be in charge of the ham, making sure there's a ham. Oh, you get a bigger leg. You're going to get a bigger leg of ham. Nan always likes to be in charge of the ham, making sure there's a ham. Yeah, right. I might go full ham this year, like glazed it in. And then it lasts you

until the end of December. Do you have a ham sack? Did your family have a ham sack? Or just a wet tea towel. Yeah, it's a tea towel. We never had a ham sack. Callum's family had a ham sack. You go to their beach house after Christmas and you'd have the family's ham.

They've got a ham sack and a beach house. Jeepers, creepers. How the other half live. Must be nice. Must be nice. We just had a crusty tea towel. Works a treat. And no beach house.

And no beach house. I like how you put the ham sack above the beach house when it came to it. Must be nice. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Must be nice. Must be nice. Must be nice. All right, well, 36 days away from Christmas, so get your hams.

Get your hams. Get your scorched almonds. You've got to order now. Yeah. Order your ham. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Ding, ding, ding. We've got a new...

You know we've got a bell for that. We've got a new worst password. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 has been overtaken officially by password. Oh, it's back. Yeah. NordPass has released

its annual most common passwords report. Because if you're just at a website, most of them now, you couldn't put in password. No, you need a capital letter and a symbol. And a number.

And then if you work here. Some satanic runes. Yeah, if you work here, you've got to change it every two days and it can't be one of the last ones. I know. I just end up with a password notebook because I keep forgetting. How very, very cute. Written on a piece of paper.

He keeps it in his back pocket. He's like, Facebook, hang on, hang on. Well, the most common passwords in the UK, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and it plays 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, password 1. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Arsenal is in the football club. Oh, really?

And it's 6, 5 is Quirty, 4 is Liverpool, 3 is Guest. Do you think anyone has All Blacks as their password? Absolutely. Absolutely. Or the Warriors? Absolutely. Absolutely. Or the Warriors? Absolutely. Warriors. Warriors.

2023 and they change it every year because they're changing it to the year. Warriors underscore our year. Yeah. 20. A lot of people probably still have Warriors 2002, the last time they made the grand final. Yeah. Good.

Is that 20 years ago, is it? Yep. Yeah. Yep. They just never give up. That's what I admire about them. Yeah, yeah. Just keep on cracking.

What about Momoa, capital M, four, number, life, L-Y-F-E, exclamation mark. He posted another photo in his loincloth. Didn't he? He was with another man in a loincloth and a woman in a bikini that barely covered. I wouldn't call it, I'd call it a B, not a bikini. Straight up. I don't call it a bikini. Straight up. I don't have a problem with that. He's a beautiful woman in a tiny thong. You're not jealous.

Muscular, muscular woman. Well, aren't we both? Unless you choke hold it up. Yeah, sure. Which we can all just dream of doing. But they talk about other passwords in Australia. Apparently passwords with the F word in them, very popular.

Really? Yeah. I've got a couple of those. So you mentioned this. They get them from the leaked password. Yes. No, no, no, not leaked. NordPass hold passwords.

They're a security company. But they deal with the cleanups from password leaks and data breaches. Right. So these are the ones that you want to avoid. Right. Yeah. My favorite's AdminAdmin. AdminAdmin.

That's why I think guest is in there because guest, guest. Yeah. Just double guest it on your, you know, if you've got a Wi-Fi or something. Also because a lot of like routers are admin and admin, right? They have a decent password and you should always change that. Yeah. They talk about other risks to security being too easy to guess, like companies that the password is just the name of the company.

That's what I find amazing. I mean, you can never get away with it here because they're quite strict and you've got to change your password every month. Here? Oh, my God, yes. But there are places where the password to something really important and secure would just be password. Yeah. Or there'd be a post-it note on the monitor.

Yeah. I used to do that when I worked for my dad, who owned a finance company, so access to, like, quite a lot of information. And I would always put my own password on the computer. They say that's not as dangerous because a lot of it happens from outside. It doesn't happen in the office. In the office, yeah. Yeah, right.

So that's actually like having a passport notebook, like everybody's mum and dad and Fletch. You know, that's not as dangerous as having easy to guess passwords. Yeah. 33 million people have the password U2. It's too short. It's way too short. And also, take a good look at yourself.

I know. Yeah. They've done one good song. Sunday Bloody Sunday. That's a good song. Very. I was going to say. Other than that.

Elevation. Embarrassed. Yeah, embarrassed. So we were wondering this morning, we want to know what your work's security shortfall is. Is it a super easy to guess password? Is it the key to the kitty is in the top drawer? Yes.

At reception. Yeah. Is it just like, did he leave the kitty to the kitty? Yeah. Where was the safe for the kitty? So there was like a drawer. I mean, his business isn't happening anymore, right? He sold his business.

He sold it. I don't care anymore. It was like the reception and then there was like an office, you know, like a desk drawer and there would be a tin in there with cash and it was quite a bit. It was a finance company. Sometimes people come in for a little top up, give it to them. And the key to it was quite a bit. It was a finance company. Sometimes people come in for a little top up. Give it to them. And the key to it was in the drawer. And you'd just go and hack yourself and go

get macros. I'd snip a 20 out of it. Not bad. I was a teenager. Ruthless. IOU notes. But yeah, maybe you work involved in something quite full on, like a lot of people's personal data. Yes. And it's just a simple password. I mean, you don't full on, like a lot of people's personal data.

Yeah. And it's just a simple password. I mean, you don't have to tell us where you work. No. Just keep that anonymous, but yeah. Absolutely. Maybe the locks don't work. On the doors, maybe if you jiggle the door, it comes open.

Yeah. So you don't just want to hear from the digital security shortfall. Yeah. So you leave work every day and just to cover your back, you're like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Click. Oh, that's locked. Oh, wouldn't try that one. Can't get in there.

Yeah. Or it's been held shut with a cable tie or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, love it. Good stuff. Okay, well, whether your password's password or there's an unlocked door. Firstly, I do apologise to Warriors fans. They made the grand final in 2011.

The three of them are not listening. Well, two of them text messaged in, so they were, but they're probably tuned out now. Firstly, I do apologise to Warriors fans. They made the grand final in 2011. The three of them are not listening. Well, two of them text messaged in, so they were, but they're probably tuned out now. Oh, we're fine. Where's Bruce, I mean? He's probably having a sleep in. I think he gets Fridays off now. Oh, he would have been pissed off that we got that wrong. Yeah, I'm sorry, Bruce.

Please pass that on to Bruce. Okay. Well, that appears to all three of them. We're talking about your work's security shortfalls. Yeah. The new list of password, the top passwords that have been leaked, has been released, and there's a new password. Password.

Number one, password. Password is the password. It's overtaken 123456. Come on, people, you can do better than this. But there's got to be a happy medium, because now it's like you can't have password, but then they go suggested password and it's like 50 characters long. like forgot password. Reset it, yeah. What was your grandmother's middle name? I don't know.

I don't know. Oh, yes, I do. I'm not saying it out loud. What is your grandmother's middle name? I'm not saying it out loud. What was the street you grew up on? Just out of interest. Interestingly enough, your porn name is your grandmother's middle name,

the street you grew up on, your first pet, and your favourite colour. Yeah. I don't know what my grandmother's middle name was. Oh, you're a terrible grandchild then. Some text messages in. You could slip a ruler through the gap in the door

and open the lock to the accounts cupboard with petty cash, spare keys and account details under the cover. Oh, for God's sake. I love those ones. You can get a ruler in. Yeah, good stuff. In the gap, look it open, away you go.

You're away laughing. Callum, this is a security floor you found while working. Yeah, I was demoing like an office in town and it was all like these glass offices and every single office had their spare key above the door. Yeah, classic. So they'd lock it before we'd leave and then there was a key right there.

Yeah. So they're like, oh, don't go in here. But what about that key? You didn't right there. Yeah. So they're, oh, don't go in here. But what about that key? You didn't see that. Yeah. And it was, we didn't know where to put them because obviously they still wanted their spare key, but we then destroyed their office.

Callum, you sound like a shady character. Once I left, did you use that key? How many trainees? I've got, when did we? Yeah, trainees. That is it, isn't it? Yeah, I know, because we renovate, and we always give a trainee a say,

oh, you can have a key, just give it back, and then you go, oh, we need another one for the painter, and then one for this guy, and then you're like, there's like 10 men out there with keys to my home. Have you got one? I've got keys for people's houses years ago. Yeah, exactly. I want mine back, thanks.

Change your lock here. You want to get the trainee in to change the lock, though, so he'll need a key. He'll need a ago. Yeah, exactly. I want mine back, thanks. Change your lock here. You want to get the tradie in to change the lock though, so he'll need a key. He'll need a key. He'll have to get it off the plasterer though. Thank you, Callum. Some messages in. I've worked for two quite big retail stores.

Neither have working cameras. They're just fake ones. It says, like, smile, you're on candid camera, but the cameras aren't actually up to anything. Does it say smile, you're on candid camera or smile, you're on camera? Candid camera. Yeah. It's an old reference bring that back somebody said my friend worked in a bank in the 90s and the safe code was still 10 20 30 40 and then years and years and years later we were at a place and they're like oh my god we used to have a safe

like this at the bank i worked at and they put in 10 20 30 40 and it opened oh my god so it was one of those turny lock ones? I don't know. And then you twist it back? I don't know how those work. Because if you were going 10, then you'd have to go back. You couldn't go back to 20. Or you'd go all the way back to 20.

Yeah, right. I suppose you could. I'm an electrician. I have keys to businesses and people's houses just lying around in my truck with the address attached to every key. Well, Christmas holidays would be a good time to get a key to that one. Yeah, because everyone would be a good time to make the address of that one.

Yeah, because everyone gets their presents and then, of course, they go away. Yeah. And just leave all these awesome presents around their house. This kindy I worked at got broken into when the police came to do fingerprinting they wanted to get into the office.

They were pretty disappointed to learn the key was on the top of the office doorframe. Yeah. My company uses 1234 a lot for passwords for a while, but someone broke in and used our EV wall charger. Someone broke in and charged their EV. Ballsy, ballsy.

Good on them for using an electric vehicle. Yeah. Also, do we want to talk about the greatest security breach of all, which is the key under the mat? Yeah, the key under the mat or the key under the pot. Or on top of the meter box. Or the insanely fake-looking rock. Yeah, or inside the gumboot.

I mean... I can spot those rocks a mile away. Someone said... You're a clever boy for that. I think the rock key industry needs to get better with their rocks. Yeah, they need more artists on board. They should get actual rocks. Yeah, they should.

They should drill actual rocks and put a bung in the bottom. Spend the money to drill in an actual rock. The code to get into the gun safe at work is written on the wall right next to the gun safe. Oh, for God's sake. And that's from the New Zealand police. We thank them for their service. Next on the show, my mum has requested a shout-out. Well, she'll get one.

She'll get what she wants. Play ZM's Fletch Vodden Ailey. Play ZM. Now, this has just been announced. I'm so excited. I'm going to see the killers in Christchurch next Friday. I saw them in 2007, I think. They are so good live.

It was awesome. They play a Spark Arena show on Monday, Monday night. And this is why I'm going to Christchurch. Monday night's a school night. Doesn't work for you. I want to have a blowout. I want to go along and have a great time at the Killers. But they have surprised everybody with an incredibly well-kept secret.

After the show at Spark Arena on Monday night, they are going to play at midnight at Auckland's Town Hall, a small intimate show for fans. Wow. Tickets for that show go on sale with the band pre-sale at 11 o'clock this morning. Then a Frontier touring pre-sale at midday. And then general, the rest of the tickets will go on sale Monday at midday.

Now, there'll be a limit of two tickets per customer. You won't get the tickets until just before the show because they don't want them resold. I love secret concerts like this. And at midnight, though, I'm like, do I go? So the concert's on Monday night. Yes, at midnight, though, I'm like, do I go? Tell me, is this, so the concert's on Monday night. Yes, at Spark. So this will, this, the concert, the secret midnight concert is technically Tuesday.

Technically. In the wee hours of Tuesday, yeah. The end of Monday, the start of Tuesday. I believe, yes, yeah. I was trying to get my, I was. So your alarm goes off at 4.30 in the morning. So could I go to sleep at like 8.30, my normal bedtime? Yeah.

And then wake up at like quarter to midnight. Yeah. Get to the venue. In could I go to sleep at like 8.30 my normal bedtime and then wake up at like quarter to midnight get to the venue in your pyjamas in my PJs and then either come straight to work and sleep on the couch that giant beanbag we've got

Yeah, that'd be quite good. Or just go home for another couple of hours. Because this show You're going to be a grumpy Gus. Do you remember the Foo Fighters a couple of years ago

did a little intimate like an earthquake Yeah, that's right. a couple of years ago did a little intimate, like an earthquake relay? Yeah, that's right. A couple of years ago, that was probably closer to a couple of years back. You mean, which happened in 2000? You remember when time lost its relevance? But that was in everybody that went to that show. Like the Town Hall.

You never get to see a massive band like this at a Town Hall. Anyway, all those details are online. The Town Hall's such a good thing. Ticketmaster for those tickets. All right, enough. Enough. But you can win a double pass soon. Yes, enough.

Because now is not the time, ladies and gentlemen, for chit-chat about the killers. It is chit-chat about the New Zealand Rose. You didn't tell me what this event was called. Well, so mum messaged me last night on WhatsApp. She said, love your Auckland weather. I'm in Mount Eden. Why do they do that?

What? Come to Auckland and then bitch about the weather. My parents say the same thing as well. Oh, same. Don't shim it up here. Yeah, which is rich from your parents because they live in a fog suit most of the year. Oh, wait, your mum lives on the West Coast

where it's nothing but storms. I won't take any whack out of bashing from a New Plymouth lad. So she said, I'm after a favour. Just some free advertising on air for the Rose Show on Saturday. Now this is cheeky of Viv

because she told me when she came to Auckland the next time she was going to come out and prune my roses. Show me how it's done. Oh, really? And that's really going

quite well at the moment. I've trimmed them last summer. I didn't know what I was doing. I had a quick Google but they're flowering a lot. Well, she may be staying on Sunday night because she doesn't know if she can drive all the way back to New Plymouth late on Sunday. Well, no, not in the evening. She'll be tired.

According to this, she doesn't finish till 3.30. Well, yeah, that's why she's saying she might stay. Yeah, that's what I'm... So maybe we could pop out. Where is she staying? I don't know. She's not staying at your house. No, she's staying with the congregation.

With the congregation of Rose. With the Rose people. So she's into roses. And Hayley, you might not know this, but a long time ago, mum went away and remember she did her online blog about the roses. Did she? And people loved her online blog. I'll follow.

Was it Denmark and then the UK? Copenhagen. She needs to get Instagram. She should. Yeah, well, maybe. Does she do any peonies? Bev's blooms. Oh, there you go.

So mum said, maybe just slip it into conversation tomorrow that mum is in Auckland for the Rose Show at the weekend. Consider it slipped. It's absolutely slipped. Well, I've got the program here for the Rose Show at the Mount Eden War Memorial Hall, 489 Dominion Road, Mount Eden.

But I don't know if, I don't want to deflate mum's bubble here, but I don't think our audience is a rose show goer. Don't presume to know. Wait, roses are going to be next.

House plants are going to start to wane and the rose will make a triumphant return. Do you think so? Do you think so? I've been wanting some roses. A lot of the next generation

don't have the room for a rose garden, do they? Well, no. Because all the townhouses have been built on the rose growing lawns. Correct.

The fertile rose growing lawns of West Auckland are just being absolutely gobbled up by these atrocious townhouses. Not in my neighbourhood. Yeah, do you know what? Sucks to be them, I guess. Roses. I think from Saturday, Saturday it's open to the public from 12 till 5

at Maldedon Memorial Hall. And there'll be roses in there. And you walk in and there are roses. At 5am to 9.30am, they're staging a tea and a light breakfast. No, but this is, you're reading the run sheet for the congregation. People don't know what's happening

before they get there, you see. Oh, right, okay. I'm not helping out. 9.30am to 10am, the judges and stewards will have morning tea and a briefing. And then 10 to 12, judging. You're reading out secret information here.

This is not for the public. This is, is this sort of the Rose and Marty or Luminati roses? It is, yeah. Now, from 12 till 5, that's when the show's going to be open to the public. So if you love roses, not the chocolates, the flowers, this is the time to get down and see the pick of the bunch, the peace holidays. I wonder if we should stop talking.

I don't know if they'll be ready for the overwhelming public response. Sell out the event. Again, this is at the Mount Eden War Memorial Hall on Dominion Road. Lunch at 12 till 1 at own cost at nearby cafes. Don't, that's, yeah, that's for the congregation. Nearby cafes. She hasn't said if there's a cost, like if it's a gold coin or something,

but maybe it's free, I don't know. Surely just a koha. Yeah. Well, actually, let's just, I'm just going to double check that. Rose show, November, what will tomorrow be? The 19th. Yeah, I mean, people can do this on their own.

Mission $5. If you're a gold card holder, $4. Under 12s are free with an adult. So you can take the kids born. How much is it going to cost me? $5. $5. Are there any freebies?

Free sniffs? Yeah, I guess you get free sniffs. Is? Free sniffs? Yeah, I guess you get free sniffs Is it free sniffs? Sniffs included, is it? If you're going to get any free sniffs That's a good one, isn't it? That's a good one Oh!

You know where this is It's just over the road from That BYO we went to and made Bloody arseholes out of this house It's right on that New flavour Yeah, it's over the road from that giant At BYO we went to and made bloody assholes out of this house. On Dominion Road by the five-hour moral road. Yeah, it's over the road from that giant freaky statue. Yeah, the boy. That boy, yeah.

Which is on the next... Yeah, well, tell it. They don't go to... For lunch, don't go to a cafe. Go get some dumps. Go south and get some of that amazing cuisine that Dominion Road offers. All right, well, that's something to do over the weekend. Yeah.

See you there. We'll see you there, the three of us. We'll be there. Play. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Vaughan and Hayley's silly little pose, silly little pose. It is so silly, silly, silly That silly little pole Silly little pole Silly little pole

Silly little pole Silly little pole Today's silly little pole, it's about parallel parking. Yeah, and it's something I've always been good at. I don't know why, I guess I was blessed with a gift. Born this way. Born this way. Do you actively avoid parallel parking?

Because you tried and someone taught you, right? That's why people that are scared of it never tried it and never had someone confidently teach them. Now you've just got to keep going.

I mean, I was rubbish for ages and my parents had like a big, big car. You know, it was like a Mazda 9, one of those big... Mazda 9? Mazda 7 maybe? Mazda 9?

Yeah, there's a Mazda 9. CX-9s. 9. CX-9. Really? CX-9, that's what I mean. Are they big booty things? Big ass on it. Oh, yeah. Big ass on it. I learnt in that.

The key is to line yourself up with the car, right? Yeah, the door, yeah. Door to door. Didn't the CX-9 have reverse cameras? No, God, no. No, I was going to say, that was the key to learning to reverse a parallel park, doing it with our reverse cameras. Yeah, I've got a reverse camera in my car now and I hate it.

And doing it in a big car, so then when you get a smaller car. Slip on in. Slip on in. I love it. I'm good at it, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I guess you're.

You're born. Talking to a trio of absolute heroes here. A couple of legends. Yeah. A couple of legends. Do you see a tiny little gap and you're like, I can do that. I'm going to give it a home. And then you get it and you're like, I can't do this.

In the Jimny, I park up alongside it and I give it the old nosy, am I going to fit in here? And sometimes it'll be perfect. I watched a guy shake his head at me once. He was in the car that I was going to park in front of. And I started going in and he was like, oh, shit. So he backed up because he was like, this guy doesn't care. And he was right, I don't.

And yeah, I got in. Well, exactly. What's the worst that's going to happen? That's what bumpers are for. But you're good in the chimney. Like we've been with you and you've parked in places, not even a park.

Oh, no, exactly. Not even big enough for a motorbike and you're like, I'll give it a hoon. Yeah, and yellow lines. Yeah. You know, grass verges. Yeah, sometimes you'll just park nose in. Yeah.

Yeah. That's great. Well, do you actively avoid parallel parking? Yes. 47%. That's a lot of people. Nah, I'm actively avoid parallel parking? Yes. 47%. That's a lot of people. Nah, I'm great at all kinds of parking. 53%.

Pretty even split. But I like that. It means that there are more parallel parks for the rest of us that are confident. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because people are like, well, I can't park there. Yeah, and I'm like, pfft, all right, bring it on. Charlotte says, I can park anywhere with the power of senses. Otherwise, it's a hell no.

I think she was going to say the power of the Lord. Maybe Jesus helps sometimes. Just take your hands off the wheel. Jesus. Not even turning the wheel. Go into this park so I may worship. Amen. Praise be.

Ashley says, I'm the opposite. I actively look for parallel parking spots. They're my favourite spot. I've got a small car. Oh, okay. What about a parallel parking spot on a one-way street and it's on the other side? That's weird, eh?

Oh, that stuffs with you, eh? You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're going to go in the other way. Sometimes that's easier, though. You just... Yeah. But, eh. Alex says, nothing gives me the feeling as a female of big D energy, like nailing a parallel park in front of an office window.

It's good stuff. Yeah, but nothing removes that energy, like having to go like five times. Reset, yeah. And then like hoon off. Yeah. Sarah says, I look forward to it because I'm so good at it. Yeah, good.

I taught my husband how to parallel park and that is the number one secret between us and now you guys. We've been married 15 years and no one knows that I taught him husband how to parallel park, and that is the number one secret between us, and now you guys. We've been married 15 years, and no one knows that I taught him. Wow. Anna says, no, I always avoid them because I'm a little last,

driving a whopping Ford Ranger I can't even see over the bonnet. You know another thing that I think I'm good at because I grew up down a long driveway? Some people are terrible at reversing. Yeah. They're really scared, and they go slow. Yeah. What rules more than reversing yeah they're really scared and they go slow and yeah what rules more than reversing and getting this sound when you're going as fast as you can

in reverse yes but that's in a manual where it makes that noise eh yeah no like a um automatic winds up as well yeah because it's only got a top speed in reverse. And Ashley says, nah, I never parallel park, but the amount of times I hear the curb makes me think that I should learn. Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, the Renault continues, and it looks like the kitchen is going to be the first room finished. Oh, exciting. Yeah.

Cabinetry is being cut out as we speak. I saw the video. The machine's cutting it out. Yeah, you went and saw that machine live, didn't you, Vornay? I've been and I've seen the machine live. So it cuts out all the cabinet doors. Dude, it's such a cool machine. You could cut anything.

Is it better than that time we saw the Mellow Puff machine, the biscuits on the Mellow Puff conveyor belt? That'd be pretty hard. Hard to beat. I mean, that's hard to beat because at the end, you can eat a Mellow Puff, can't you? Yeah, but you can come over to my new kitchen and eat a Mellow Puff there. I might need to see the kitchen cabinets being made

and then compare it to the Mellow Puff conveyor belt because that was mesmerising. So we're doing that. We've undercoated in the kitchen where the paint's going in. The kitchen's coming in within a couple of weeks. And then our cabinet makers have been saying to us, you need to start choosing your appliances because they're going to make the cabinetry sort of around them. Oh yeah, so you like fit the oven in.

Fit the oven in. Or the microwave. Not the oven. We've got a big, bushy, you know, six burner gas thing that stands on its own. Didn't buy it, by the way. They're so expensive. It came with the house, thank God. Yeah. But things like dishwasher and built-in microwave. I didn't even know that was a thing. And why would you need a built-in microwave?

So it's like part of the cabinetry, like in the wall, as opposed to sitting on a shelf. Ah, because you can hide them behind doors as well, can't you? Yeah, I thought, well, that's the alternative. And then I was like, I've been looking at these. And then I was like, look. Jugs and toasters. Jugs and toasters and fridges and all of this. And then I was like, well, I found a range hood that's pretty cheap.

And I was like, well, go there. And that's one brand. Yeah. And then we're looking at these microwaves and that's a different brand. And I was like, well, that's one brand. Yeah. And then we're looking at these microwaves and that's a different brand. And I was like, well, that's fine. And then maybe a jug, you know, I wouldn't get a jug in that brand.

I'd probably get a different jug. And then I mentioned this and you said, no, they've all got to be the same brand. They've got to be the same. They don't. I don't. Okay, kitchen appliances have to be the same brand. No, I've got a Samsung fridge and stovetop and washing machine,

but we've got a Fisher & Parker oven and a something microwave. The big appliance, you call that whiteware, don't you? Yes, because it all used to be white. That's all different brands for me, but all the appliances are the same. The microwave. I had to have them matching. I don't know. So what have you got matching? Tell me your matches.

Just my kettle and my toaster are matching. Oh yeah, the kettle and toaster are matching. Or just the same colour. Yeah, they're the same colour and same brand. But my dishwasher and fridge and microwave are all different. Yeah, well I didn't even think that it would be an issue.

I'm going, you're cheap, add to cart. If it's the same sort of colour? Add to cart. Oh, yeah, I'm not going like white, black, grey, silver. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are yours? All silver. I haven't decided.

Oh. Oh, that's a whole other thing as well. Because I've got very dark cabinetry, so I was thinking maybe black, but not black, black, like dark gunmetal. Do you think? Show up hands. Oh, that's a whole other thing as well.

I've got very dark cabinetry. So I was thinking maybe black, but not black, black, like dark gunmetal. Do you think? Show up hands. Yeah. Black appliances look cool, but then the minute your hand touches them or your crazy finger rubs on it, it's like impossible. I don't want to go super silver stainless steel

because all of our fittings are brass, like gold. Oh, what a conundrum. I'm in a conundrum here. But you've got to, toaster and jug have to be the same. You were wanting different toaster and jug. She wants a different toaster and jug. Someone just messaged in saying red. No.

Red appliances. We moved, the last house we lived in had a big red splash back and they had a red fridge. And I'm forever, I'm traumatised by red. Was it a Smeg red fridge? Smeg are really out there with some of their fridges. Remember that denim Smeg fridge we saw at the home show? I was like bleh.

Oh, I can't afford a Smeg fridge. Like you open up your fridge, your denim fridge, and there's a pack of ciggies in the back pocket. And a six-pack of bourbons. Now, you may have heard Billy Ray Cyrus. Well, he broke up with his wife, Trish, last year. Has anyone told his heart? It was already achy.

Has achy break your heart? Yeah. I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's been told at this point. Okay. They broke up ages ago and he started dating an Aussie singer called Fire Rose. No, she's not. No, she's not.

Who goes by Fire Rose. Okay. Now, she is 34 years old and he is 61. So to put that in context, my dad is 61 and I'm 33. So that would be like your dad and I dating. Yeah. Maybe not as weird. So I've just googled Miley Cyrus is

29. In fact, her birthday is in five days. Yeah, so he also has other kids. He has a 35-year-old kid. He has a 33-year-old. Yeah, there's Brandy and Trace. Trace I know about. He was Metro Station.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The band. And Brandy was with a different ex-girlfriend. Is that Brandy and Monica? What? No. Imagine your... Different Brandy.

Do you think that Brandy looks like Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter? I don't know. I don't know the mother. Imagine Christmas, though. What? They're engaged. They're going to be married. So they're going to be married.

You're like mother-in-law? Stepmother-in-law. Stepmom. Your stepmom would be just a year older than you or two? A couple of years older than you are. It's a little... But didn't Miley stop talking to him? Yeah, they've gone quiet.

They've gone quiet on each other because of yeah, because of this. Because of how Tish was treated. Also, Billy Ray's gone a little Jesus-y. Right. Not in terms of the way he speaks, in terms of how he looks. He's had a lot of nippity-tuckity. He has, yeah.

There's a little dye on that upper head. Yeah, and I'm going to call some sort of implants. Oh, okay, right. A lot of hair on that head that wasn't there a little while ago. Right. Anyway. Some plugs. Look, this would make me feel very uncomfortable,

and I want to know if there's people out there whose parents dated someone your age or younger. And was it weird? Was it awkward? Were they friends? Maybe it's not weird because maybe you'd get on if you're the same age. Yeah, I know, but you'd just get on in a different way.

Yeah, at first though, it would be very weird. I would find it too weird. I don't think you could even really get over it maybe. It would maybe be too odd. Oh no, I would just find you could even really get over it maybe. It would maybe be too odd. Oh, no. I would just find it so bizarre. I'd be like, ooh, dad, ooh. Dad, ooh, ooh.

Hey, hey, hey. Player's got to play. Player's got to play. Yeah. Don't have the player, have the game. Big dog's going to bark. Ooh. If you end up dating someone Augie's age when she's in her 30s,

she will find it so gross. Especially if you said, hey, Augie, player's got to play. So we want to take your calls. 0800 DARS at M. If this has happened to you. Yeah, maybe your mum or your dad ended up with or dating. It's dads. It's normally dads.

Is it mums as well? I'm sure there are mums out there. Mums might play, mums ain't stay. Yeah, mums ain't stay. We're finding a little cringe, I guess, that Billy Ray Cyrus is now engaged to his girlfriend, who's 34 years old, only a couple of years younger than Miley.

And younger than... A couple of years older of years younger than Miley, and younger than a couple of years older, sorry, than Miley, and younger than some of his other children. So we're asking, did your parents end up dating someone who was about your age? Hey, spoiler alert, it's happening. It's happening everywhere, isn't it?

And you said it would just be the dads. Not correct. There are some mums. There's a couple of mums out there. Yeah. There's a couple of mums. Get it, mummy. Where to start? Do you want some calls? Do you want some texts? We've got them all, baby.

We've got them all. You tell me what you want. Kelsey, is this dad? Yes, it is. Okay. And how old's dad's partner? And how old's dad? So my dad's partner is three months older than me. My dad is, I should go to the math,

28 and 29, like 53. And how old are you? I'm 28. Okay. So how was that when he first told you about that? Well, that was 10 years ago. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on, Kelsey. So you're used to this idea by now. Yeah. So you're 28. She was 18. Yeah. Wow.

When they got together, I wasn't 18 yet. Right, okay. I was still 17. She was 18. What was this conversation? How did this go down? Hello, daughter. My dad was kind of just like, you know, I've been seeing someone. And I was like, oh, cool.

Like, good on you. That's really cool. And he was like, you probably know her. She went to this school. And I was like, okay. All right. Were things a bit rocky with Dad initially about this? And I was like, okay, all right. Were things a bit rocky with Dad initially about this?

I don't necessarily think with my dad, but definitely with her. She tried to parent me, and I was like, dude, no. We're the same age. No, she didn't. Yeah. Oh, my God. Go to your room. Kelsey, you go to. Oh, my God. Go to your room. Kelsey, you go to your room.

Yeah. You go to your room. It was next level. Oh, my God. For 10 years, it's obviously worked out. Yeah. Yeah, and are you friends now? I actually get on really, really well with them both.

It's probably the best relationship my dad and I have ever had, which is crazy. Do you call her mummy? No. Does she still parent you? I don't necessarily think it's parenting. I think it's more like we kind of just have a really good friendship. Could you say $100?

Oh, 100%. Amazing. Kelsey, awesome. Thanks for sharing. Jenna, awesome. You're not my real mum. Thanks for sharing. Jenna, good morning. Hi, morning. Good morning. Now, how old is dad and how old is his girlfriend? So dad is 62

and girlfriend is a long-term partner is 34. Okay. Long-term partner is the same? Yeah. Very similar to the last caller Yeah Right, okay So I'm 33, so yeah

She's younger than you She's just older than you Just older And was that hard at first? Yeah, well, it's still kind of awkward Like, you know, I just had kids And kind of like wondering You know, she wants to have children too.

And what does that mean? Yeah. Awkward, yeah. Wow. Yeah. I mean, I guess at least you know what to buy mum for Christmas because she's your age. Yeah, yeah. Just give us a hand.

Yeah. Jenna, thank you for sharing. Asked some text messages in. No shortage. Look at Vaughn's face. It's like he's been traumatised. I just want to know how an old man, like before who we were talking to,

and he said to her, oh, you might know her, she went to this school. How did a man that age meet someone in school? Like, how do you sell that to people without sounding creepy? I don't know. It's like when my parents,

somebody messaged, certainly not my scenario, but somebody's like when my parents, somebody messaged, certainly not my scenario, but somebody said, when my mum and dad started dating, she was 18 and he was 50. My dad was older than my grandparents. Oh, wow. How does that come about?

Lingering? I don't know. So many, so many, so many, so many, so many, so many, so many. My dad started dating a girl that was my age. We didn't go to school together, but she went to another school in the same city. And when... That's two lots of school fees.

Yeah, that is if you're paying for your wife. And school camp. You're going to take that up. But she said to me, one of the first times we met, if I liked, I could call her mum. No. I told her... I don't want to, if I liked, I could call her mum. No. I told her.

I don't want to do that, please. I did not want to. And I still don't. No. Somebody said, my best friend's mum started dating her oldest son's best friend. Sorry, break it down slowly. So this person, take them out of the equation. There's this woman, right?

She starts dating her oldest son's best friend. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, okay. 20 years later, they're still together, happily married. Oh, wow. Oh, okay. I'm back on board. But then my, I don't want teenage boys.

I'm sleeping with your mom is a joke, but if it's truth. Stacey's mom has got it going on. I'm a year older than my partner of 20 years' son. So that's somebody who's dating a guy and she's just one year older than his oldest son from his previous marriage. This would really give the Ancestry.com algorithm a real test, wouldn't it?

Yeah, how many times removed are these first cousins? Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch Vodden Ailey. Play ZM. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do he would have loved that. Yu-Gi-Oh. Yu-Gi-Oh is not Dragon Ball Z. Yu-Gi-Oh. It's like a car battle game. There was a cartoon about it.

Who's the Dragon Ball Z guy? Goku. Goku, Vegeta, Gohan. Yu-Gi-Oh. What did you just say? You can't say Vegeta on the radio. You can't say Vegeta. Not at 8.31.

Yeah, Jeepers Creepers. Oh, the kids are in the car. How am I supposed to explain this to my kids? How am I supposed to explain what a Vegeta is to my kids? That'll be the kids explain to the mum what a Vegeta is if mum doesn't know what a Vegeta is. I thought we'd ban nerd chat. I also don't think you pronounce the J, it's fajita. It's slightly different.

It's Japanese for vegetable, not Mexican for sizzling. Hot platter. Delicious foldable bread items. No, this Yu-Gi-Oh card that I'm referring to is a one-of-a-kind Yu-Gi-Oh card that was part of the Make-A-Wish Foundation. And this kid, like a genius, if you get to make a wish, create a limited edition collector's thing, officially endorsed by the people who make it.

You just make them bank, baby. Yeah, but usually if you're making a wish, you're in a terrible time in your life. Yeah. You're not going to be around to collect. Give you something to live for. Give you something to live for. Let me run you through the story. Tyler Gressel in 2002 was diagnosed with a rare form of liver cancer called

undifferentiated embryonic sarcoma, which I'd never read before and I just read it. Holy moly. Wow, you sounded like a doctor wow you sounded like a doctor I sounded like a doctor that was so good and October 2002 so he was granted a Make-A-Wish foundation

a big fan of Yu-Gi-Oh and so they went to the place where the Yu-Gi-Oh cards were made for kids entertainment and he said my wish

I want to make a wish I want to be a Yu-Gi-Oh card so Tyler the Great Warrior was created as a Yu-Gi-Oh card it So Tyler, the great warrior, was created as a Yu-Gi-Oh card. It was a one-off. So immediately he's got an official Yu-Gi-Oh card that there's only one ever made of. How smart.

How smart. How old is he? Here. Tyler. I would have won a wish as a, you know, nine-year-old and just asked for McDonald's. Yes. Same.

McDonald's and a cuddle. I would have asked him at nine years old, probably met Sean Fitzpatrick. I knew I'd really like rugby, but I just would have panicked and said it. A ride in a fire truck, maybe. Yeah, yeah. And you get to press the sirens.

Shoot for the stars. Yeah, well, I would have absolutely blown a wish. So he created Tyler the Great Warrior. It was unveiled on August the 5th. They were given a whole tour of the UGO facility and they loved it. And the best news is he made a full recovery. Oh.

He fully recovered. I love this. Does he have to hand the card back? Oh, my God. So he doesn't have to hand the card back, but I can tell you from... Oh. Sorry there, Tyler.

You did say terminal. You've survived. Have you well, mate? I'm sorry. Sorry about that. See, you can't give a ride in a fire truck back, can you? No, no, you can't. It's an experience.

So it is worth $150,000 US dollars. Yeah. One Yu-Gi-Oh card. Is he going to sell it? You couldn't, could you? No word if he sold it. I think he's holding on to it. He's been offered up to $150,000 for the card,

but he said it was due to the sentiment to value and the amount offered. Until he wants a house. Take a photo copy. When he was nine in 2002, he'd be 29 years old now. You can buy your house in America. And it is the third in a game rant list of the most expensive Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. It's the third most expensive Yu-Gi-Oh! card.

There is a signed Japanese Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon with 421,000 US dollars. Oh, my God. And the most expensive one was a 1999 one-off tournament-exclusive prize card for the person who won the 1999 Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament. The tournament, Black lost a soldier worth two million US dollars. So say you pay two million dollars, right?

Somebody did in 2013. Someone purchased it off the winner for two million dollars. And then what do you do with it? You have to lock it away. Put it in a security vault. You wouldn't just have it

out to enjoy. I knew I shouldn't have thrown away my gold Tana Umanga Weet-Bix cards. I could have been filthy rude. You should have held on to Tana Umanga's. My Anton Oliver collector's Weet-Bix card. Your Josh Cronfeld. Yes.

Or your classic early 2000s All Blacks there. You fools. Yeah, I know. We're all a bunch of damn fools for not holding on to our collectibles. But today's fact of the day is there is a $150,000 Yu-Gi-Oh! card out there that a kid designer was officially added to the collection as part of the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Yeah. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley's Monday Maestros. Well, this is what we do every week. We have homework set for us for Monday Maestros. And Monday we come back and we've learnt or we attempt a new challenge. We've mastered it. Yeah, well, I don't think I ever have.

Producer Karwain, good morning. I'm sorry, your haiku. He was absolutely ripped off on that one. I'm sorry, Vaughan. I mean, I sometimes think you do deserve your wins. He's teacher's pet, though. The haiku. Yeah.

It was beautiful. I will say that wasn't my decision. Yeah. He's teacher's pet, though. The haiku. Yeah. It was beautiful. I will say that wasn't my decision. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Because that old Anna cow. She's gone, isn't she? So this week, Monday Maestros is a little different. Instead of learning something,

you're being given a task to achieve Monday morning. Okay. Okay, what must we achieve? So, you all know some interesting people in your lives, some famous people potentially. Oh, my God. Your task this weekend is to line up an interview with, or just chat, call, with the most impressive person you can

for Monday morning. Oh, I've won this because I know Lily from Big Save. I've got her number in my phone. Wow. Now, it does have to impress Jared and I. Oh, okay. So, Lily from Big Save might work. She might not.

Yeah, no, she's probably having a sale too. You guys have been in the industry a little longer than me. I feel a little hard done by here. We famously don't make friends with people. We're shy. We just hide away. True, actually. So we have to tee up the most impressive

interview of the most famous person we have access to. Yes, and so on Monday morning, you will give Jared and I their number. We will give them one call. If they don't pick up, you're disqualified. Can I just go and ask Jeremy Wells to come through and get naked in a spa? Yes, please. Because you guys were all out there at the window ogling at that the other day,

weren't you? That's a yes, I think. I plead the fifth. Is that a yes, is it? Okay, right. No, we were just really thirsty on that day. Had to keep on popping out to get water. Exactly.

Exactly. It was a very long day. All right, well, great challenge. Great challenge. Monday Maestros. We'll come back Monday, see who we can get lined up for interviews. Well, somebody's washing machine usage has divided the internet because neighbours are at war over the washing machine on at 4am.

Do you reckon they share a wall? Yes. Yeah. I'd say so. And I, because I live in an apartment building, I, at the weekend I'm up quite early. Yes. I might wake up at six or whatever. Sometimes I'm like, oh, should I put the washing on?

Where's your washing machine? In your bathroom? Yeah, but like, you know, when it gets to the spin cycle, it could be, it's like, I'm like, I'll chuck it on at seven. Yeah. And so the spin's happening closer to eight if I go for an hour load. Monster. Is that all right? Yeah, on the weekend.

On the weekend, is that all right? A weekend, nothing noisy before nine. No, exactly. In the country, you don't mow your lawns or start any engines or spark up any power tools before nine. Look, I've had no complaints, but I certainly wouldn't be putting my load on at 4 a.m. Oh, my god.

And apparently it's waking up this block of flats, this apartment building, and there have been notes going back and forwards. Angry notes. But it's divided the internet because people are like, well, if you have to be at work, say at 6 or 5 or you have to leave home, when are you going to do your washing? And also, I don't know if it's the same in New Zealand, but power

is cheaper for some people between midnight and and say six. The hot water might be cheaper. But if you do it before work, then your washing's going to sit in the tub or manky all day. Well, no, I'm assuming you'd put it on as you get ready and then you'd put it out. Right, right, right. Before you leave. Some people are saying washing machine should not be before 7am, which is, that's the noise. Is that the rules for councils?

Yes. Like 7 till 11? 7 till 6. 7 till 6? 7 till 6 is power tools. Right. Is that? No power tools after 6?

And none on Sundays. None on Sundays? No power tools on Sundays. They can't tell you what to do on Sunday. Well, when I used to live in Avondale, that was it. I've used a drill on a Sunday. Yeah, I can't tell you not to use power tools on a, when I used to live in Avondale, that was it. I've used a drill on a Sunday. Yeah, they can't tell you not to use power tools on a Sunday. Yeah, no noise.

Are you sure? No. No, you are lying to me. I thought Sunday they just extended it. That's just tradies don't want to work Sundays. Tradies are lying to you because they don't want to come around. Lazy bastard. I thought that the hours on Sunday just went a bit later,

so from nine or eight or something. Oh, sorry, yeah, it's earlier. God, I used to think it was no power tools on a Sunday. 7 a.m. till 10 p.m. is Monday to Saturday, nine till six on Sunday. So that would be mowing the lawns, too, eh? Mowing the lawns. Yeah.

Because that's one that gets neighbours really agitated as well. Yeah, but you also get agitated if you've got a bushy berm, so, you know, pick your evil. Okay, if you had to rate bushy berm, so, you know. I can choose, you know. Pick your evil. Okay, if you had to rate, review or marry Fletch, Vaughn or Hayley, what one would it be? Okay, I would marry Hayley. I would have sex.

Wait, which one is it? No, no, no, no. It's only rate, review, marry. Oh, okay. No comment. If you have sex with the podcast, I don't know how that would work. Give us a sexy little no, no. It's only rate, review, marry. Oh, okay. No comment. I could have sex with the podcast. I don't know how that would work. Give us a sexy little review, though.