ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 19th January 2023

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

*Explicit Content*Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley play yet another round of Word Association! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try barista made iced coffees available now at your local McCafe. Alright, it's time for your favourite segment. Word Association. God, you guys are just so ready for me.

You're a yes and, yes and all the time. Yeah, that was real. We've done, what's it? Improv. Improv. We've done. The fact that you've got an improv, you've got an improv, the word improv is probably.

That was the gag. That was the gag. That was the gag. That was the gag. So dead. Letters. Letters. Letters.

Letters, man. All right. Word association. You got some random words for us? I got a random word generator here. We are going to go for 50 words. 50 words? Of all types.

Any amount of syllables generated. Okay. Word association. When I say the word mild. Asphyxiation. Mild asphyxiation. Mild asphyxiation. I'm sorry. I was personally unaware that asphyxiation had a scale.

You're either asphyxiated or you're not. Yes, I didn't know that there was a mild asphyxiation. No, I don't know. Maybe I've heard that recently on a news story or something. I don't know. Mild asphyxiation. Wow, heard it recently on a news story. Got these websites he frequents. Asphyxiation. Wow. Heard it recently on a news story. Got these websites he frequents.

Asphyxiation. How do you even spell it? I don't know because I gave you mild. That was the easy word to spell. I don't know. What are you having a little sniff? It's the second day in a row I've forgotten to put deodorant on.

Oh my God. You pongy pongy? It's human down there. Right. What was your word? Just old choke wank over here. Trust me. Right. What was your word? Just old choke wank over here. Wow.

You were the one the other day that made a choke wank joke. With RIP Michael Hutchence, 25 years. Oh, terrible. No, curry, mild curry. A mild curry, yes. One of the most shameful things you can order. Yes. How would you like that? Medium.

Butter chicken. Yeah, even medium. You don't need to ask if somebody's ordering a butter chicken. Middle of the range. It's not hot. Yeah. It's too creamy. It's too creamy to be hot.

It's a wild juxtaposition that something creamy is hot. Okay, next word. Experienced. Old. Experienced. Experienced. Haggard. I was going to say tradesman.

Oh, okay, experienced tradie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, good. You want one? Experienced. It's experienced, experienced. I just said it in a different accent. Experienced.

So your word to associate with experience Is experience Yeah Experience I'll scroll down a little bit Oh Venus De Milo Deodorant

Isn't that a brand of deodorant? No it's a razor I'm your Venus That's right I, it's a razor. Arm your penis. That's right. Arm your fire. Your desire. Arm your penis. Yeah.

Inside her. That was the... Oh, boy. That was the kids' version. The kids' version. Arm the penis inside her. Arm inside her. It's your desire.

I can't remember what just... So rude. Actually, when you said that word, the first thing that came in my mind was penis. But I didn't say it because I was trying not to be crass. Mine was Williams. Yes. Venus Williams.

Venus Williams, the name. I love Venus. The Williams or the planet? All of the Venus. All of the Venus. But, you know, Serena's like... I love Serena. Yeah.

I'm for Venus Well Serena's The better player right Venus is retired and everything And Serena followed suit Like how good is it when Venus and Serena play doubles Oh yeah And their dad's Will Smith

Is that right Yeah you got it That was bad timing for that movie, wasn't it? Yes. Jesus, he cocked that up. He really kind of bought a, yeah. The word that I'm going to give to you, Hayley Sproul, the word is jockey. Cocks.

Just jockey undies. Undies. Horse. Horse. Yeah. Yeah, I can see why both of those worked. Just jockey undies Undies Horse Horse Yeah Yeah I can see why both of those worked You don't want to elaborate on any of that? Just undies men and undies

Jockey wheel Is that do you have a favourite pair Because you know people go crazy for Calvin Klein's They're like oh my god Calvin Klein's It's a bit of a turn on for them I'm jockey Are you say Jason Momoa He's got his own brand of undies

He does But he pulls down his pants a little bit and you see the label, what label is it? You can pick any label. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because this is a trade-y. No, he's going to be, he's going to be, Wednesday, Wednesday. H&H. No, he's going to be wearing his, um, Marlowe. That's his name.

His loincloth. His loincloth. Right. If he's unbuttoning his pants, I don't give two cents. Yeah, they're not going to be on for long, am I right? I don't even care. Is there a brand that you find sexy? Yeah, I mean, like Calvin Klein's pretty sexy.

Yeah. How do they do that? I don't know how they do it. It's their modelling campaigns. Yeah, have you seen the models? Yeah, but I've never seen like a real dunger advertising undies of any brand. No. Calvin Klein seems to have that sexy like that's the word you want to see when they bend over

and their undies are a bit higher than their pants that have slipped a little. Yeah. Or even if like Momoa pulled down his pants and I saw a lacy thong, I'd be like, that rule. What if they were like Kmart like $2 Y-fronts? He wouldn't though because he cares about the environment. I think he would buy some kind of eco brand like a bamboo. Right. Well, he's got his own.

Mule bamboo, mule bamboo. Undies of bamboo. Yeah. Maybe not. Do you want some words so you can play? Oh, I'm playing. Would you like to have a go? Well, I've got one more word.

Okay. Fletch, you're first. Then Hayley. The word is got one more word. Okay. Fletch, you're first. Then Hayley. The word is disco. Balls. Tech. Disco tech. At the disco tech.

Yes. The disco tech. I love disco music. I've been listening to lots of Casey and the Sunshine Band recently. Okay. How good. Yeah. Everybody.

There was something. When I was a kid, I loved a bit of disco. Yeah. Loved the disco music. Because it was always happy, upbeat. Yeah, it just makes you want to dance. Good bit of energy. Good bit of energy to it.

Okay, a word for you. Not a disco fan. Not a disco fan. Create random words. Cupboard. Old lady. Beer. Old lady Hubbard.

The cupboard was beer. Yeah, well, it's the same situation. Do you need to borrow some money? Something to live in the cupboard. She lived in a shoe. Little Miss Hubbard. Was it Little Miss Hubbard. The cupboard was bare. Yeah, well, it's the same situation. Do you need to borrow some money? Something to live in the cupboard. She lived in a shoe. Little Miss Hubbard. Was it Little Miss Hubbard that lived in the cupboard? Oh, no, that's Little Miss Muffet.

Little Miss Muffet sat on the tuffet. Old Lady lived in the shoe, didn't know what to do. She had too many children. She lived in a shoe. Why was she living in a shoe with that many children? Well, it was hard times. You know what I mean? Inflation and stuff.

Well, I mean, next year maybe you'll find yourself living in a shoe with 12 children And not knowing what to do Well good thing I'm a size 10 foot Lots of room for all the children Biggest lady shoe you can find You know easily Without going to custom made Well that's another edition

Of our word association Hey guys Apparently being the company's Most successful podcast Isn't enough They want us to tell people To tell more of their friends So people are clearly liking it

But we have to tell them To tell others to like it. I would concentrate more on the shitter podcasts that the company makes. Yeah, same. You know, the real

losers out there. Yeah, like, no, no, no, we'll just, maybe we won't say next. Maybe we should even encourage people to listen to other

podcasts that the company makes. Oh no, but only after ours. Yeah, nah, nah, don't do that. And not more than ours.

Give us a sexy little review though.