ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 19th September 2022

Episode Date: September 18, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hello, welcome to the Fleeche, Fawn and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to MacCafe. Download, scan and play the Monopoly game at Mac is to be in to win. If you do. If you do. Spooky season. Now, Vaughn you

Are quite proud of your wife Over the weekend Yeah Yesterday She asked She saw that I was getting ready To mow the lawns Doing the usual

Picking up the Flats The tea tree Not tea tree Oil Cabbage tree Cabbage tree spears Oh my god

We've got a ton Big shout out to Fucking cabbage trees. Can't remove them. They're important. Can't remove them. Run me through one. Native.

Wow, no one's, no, the council's not there with binoculars, are they, all the time? Guys, you definitely can't remove them. They are a giant pain in the ass, and they drop their cabbage tree spears, and you can't run them over with a lawnmower because they're pretty much like running over rope. Like flax. Right. It just makes a mess. So I was picking that up,

picking up the dog poo, picking up the tangelos, tangelos, however you want to say that. Ours is our orange tree, right? It's not giving us any oranges because the tui eat them. Yeah, the tui. Before they drop.

They just like. No, no, no, no, no, no. Cut down a cabbage tree, tick. No, no, no, no, no, no. No to the cabbage tree. No to shooting the tui. Absolutely. No, no, no to shooting, no. Cut down a cabbage tree, tick. No, no, no, no, no. No to the cabbage tree. No to shooting the tui. Absolutely. No, no, no to shooting the tui.

Beautiful bird. And she said, do you want, and I was just about to kickstart the old weed eater, the old whippersnapper, do all the edging and that. And Shardae said, do you want me to mow the lawns? Do you want me to do the right on lawnmower part? I was like, um, unheard of. It's all right. And she's like, no, no. Do you not want me to? I was like, no, no unheard of it's alright and she's like no no

do you not want me to I was like no no I do but I just you don't have to yeah and she's like oh no I will

and then she did she needed a few instructions like I hadn't finished doing I did all the edging on one but I was like you concentrate on this part of the law and then there's another part of the law and I'm like

hey you get back there you get back to this was literally that I gave her you know like a dad point get back over there she was out of her jurisdiction she her, you know, like a dad point. Get back over there. She was out of her jurisdiction. She was out of her jurisdiction and then I finished the edging in that next area and she could move into that area.

But no, she did an alright job actually, but of course I had to go around and check. See, I hate that. I've mowed the lawns twice in my 12 year relationship with Aaron. And both times it wasn't good enough. And I was like, why did I even put the energy into doing them? You should have just done them if you would have done them. Well, you will do misfits. That would be my advice.

Had you misfits? Oh, my God, it's grass. What did you do? It's got to be the same length. That's why we're mowing it. It's fucking grass, for God's sake. That's like if I was vacuuming and I just didn't do the part in the kitchen. Who gives a shit?

I'm literally going to go and drop crumbs on the floor again. Well, the grass regrows. I can see how mowing the lawns on a hole makes no sense to a lot of people. But yeah, I went around and kind of pointed out the bits where she'd missed. Oh, you did not. And then also because I've been putting surrounds around all the fruit trees, she'd hit a couple of those with the back wheel. I did say to her, when you're going around,

don't judge how far away you are or something by the blade cover. Judge by the back wheel. And that was obviously ignored because of the parts missed and the bricks run over. But I gave her an 8 out of 10. Was it hot for you, seeing your wife? Well, you know, my love language is acts of service. I just love doing things together like that.

So that was quite cool. And I love Nextdoor. Just one of those couples and you look at them and you're like, I want a bit of that when I'm older. Not them, but how they live. Oh, yeah. Shree and Dave Nextdoor. Oh, yeah.

What does Shree and Dave do? Well, Shree and Dave Nextdoor, they've got such does Shree and Dave do? Well Shree and Dave next door they've got such a massive lawn. Yeah. They've got two right on lawnmowers. And they just get They both do it at the same time. His and hers.

His and hers right on lawnmowers. Is his pink? Nope. Barbie pink? Nope. Yeah does hers not actually have a blade and she thinks it does?

Just so she feels like when you get your kid at a vacuum cleaner that doesn't actually vacuum. And they like synchronize. It's like the ballet over there. You hear them both start up and they've got different parts and they do this and then they pass each other.

That is so cool. Yeah. It's really romantic seeing them over there sort of like doing Swan Lake on the lawn. Yeah. Would that work for you and Shado though? Because you'd have to probably follow her. I'd probably follow her around.

That would be your line just be behind her actually I don't even I did say I want to say when you're doing that but just try to

hold it straight oh my gosh she's not mowing the lawns again not after that I said how did you like it and she said I can see why you like it

it's quite like therapeutic the hum you get to listen to a podcast and you just cruise. Yeah, a ride on is fun. Yeah.

A push mower. That's no fun. No, push mowers aren't as fun. But you can be a bit more. You can get better lines and stuff. But yeah, she's hot, hot stuff, hot stuff. Hot, hot, hot. Let's play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn, and Hayley.

Thank you, Susie. Good morning. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Two minutes past six. We were all trying to work out who that was, weren't we? It's an old familiar voice we see. It's old Susie Norquist.

It's the old Nork. The old Nork Norks. Old Norky. Old Nork Norks is back. Old Susie Nork. Right. Nork Norks. Thank you. Today on the show, Secret Sound, 7, 8 and 9. The 9 o'clock guest is a cue jumper.

So you can make that on the iHeartRadio app. Otherwise, stand by for the activator just before the news at seven. Thanks to Neon, the jackpot, $100,000 cash. I want it. Can't have it. You should get it. How kind. How good would that be for the Renos?

Oh, handy. Get you a few doors, wouldn't it? That'd get you a couple of handles. A couple of handles. A litre of paint or two. Don't mind a litre of paint. But what? You don't have to chime in.

You've come into it very tired this morning. Have you had a big weekend? No. I had two early nights. Like, Saturday I was in bed by nine. Right. And last night I was in bed just before nine as well. Were you doing too much during the day maybe?

I was a busy boy. Well, maybe you need a spa day. That's very true. A Vaughan Smith spa day. Imagine that. That could help you out. Goodness me, I'd love a spa day. Very true.

Well, no late night for you tonight with the Queen's Funeral. Oh, I know. They spa day. Oh. Oh. Well, no late night for you tonight with the Queen's Funeral. Oh, I know. They just heard the time. They're the old nork. Nork norks. Norks let us know the time

and I'm... I can't say it that way. What time is it? Eleven. Quarter to ten. Quarter to ten it starts. It starts, yeah.

So I'm guessing the whole thing will go to well after midnight. New Zealand time. Yeah, they said it's going to be long and they said that it would be more personal than people expect. Right.

Well, we'll catch up with a couple of correspondents in London this morning on the show, ahead of the Queen's funeral tonight. The top six is on the way. Yeah, Vic Deals, their Facebook page is for sale again. It's only been for sale once, and I was like, that's weird that you can have a Facebook

page for sale. Yeah and I was like, it's weird that you can have a Facebook page for sale. Yeah. But it's big. I would have thought they would not have let that slide. No. But it's slip sliding all right, and it's for sale again. So the top six things I'd do with Vic deals if I purchased it. All right, it's coming up.

Also on the way, somebody's found the way to stop comfort eating, which is great news. Thank goodness. And it's an unexpected way. It's an a way to stop comfort eating, which is great news. Thank goodness. And it's an unexpected way. It's an unexpected way. We'll tell you how you can help yourself if you need help. I don't know if this will work, but sure. It's coming up next on the show, though.

A lorry truck had a crash and the contents of the truck spilled across the motorway. It was very, very silly. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. A lorry truck driver. Remember when we became truck drivers? Oh my gosh. Okay, so last night I was having dinner and a Winston Aggregates eight-wheeler

with an eight-wheeler trailer behind it pulled up. My dad was like, gosh, look at the bloody size of that truck. And I was like, Dad, I've driven it. Dad? Dad. I've driven that truck, Dad. I've driven that through some cones, mate.

And then you were like, I'm the alpha male now. Yeah. And your dad's like, please don't hurt me. Bow down, Craig. Yeah. There's a new queen in town. That's basically how the conversation went. Yeah.

Fantastic. But when I read now stories about truck drivers, because it's like you hear these sometimes, like a big haul truck or a big lorry truck or something crashes and all of its content spill out and everyone's like, what is it? And I'm like, you'd never get that if I was the driver of the truck. I mean, you literally drove this truck for 10 minutes.

Yeah. If that. And I nailed it. I wouldn't say you're a this truck for 10 minutes. Yeah. If that. And I nailed it. I wouldn't say you're a qualified truckie. These drivers have probably been driving for years. Yeah, I'd say so. And they're having a big old crash. So this is just outside of Oklahoma.

Oklahoma. Where the sun beats. Something, something, yeah. Something else. A lorry truck. A lorry truck crashed, flipped on its side, and the contents of which spilled out. And then there was helicopter footage capturing the crash.

Like, this is a huge truck. It's a big spill. It's absolutely blocked the highway. And everyone was like, God, what are all those little boxes and little bottles that have spilled out? And if you zoom in, you see that they are, I would say they look pretty pricey. Some pretty expensive looking adult fun toys.

Just strewn over the highway. And some accompanying juice. Well, that's right, Lacey. This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here. So they already got the records here, but there is a lot of stuff to clean up. The stuff to clean up is Yeah, adult fun toys

Adult fun toys So everyone was like They look like they're individually packaged Like some of them look individually packaged So there's going to be all these people at home Waiting for a fun time Yeah And they're going to be waiting a long time now

Because they're strewn across the road I imagine you have to throw them out. Do we have any brands? What brand? Do you know? Are you in the know? Huge, huge. Yeah, right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big guy. They look like that. Big reviewer. Yeah, you're big. I love, I've loved you for years. Vaughn's Toy Reviews. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's why you're so rich. Yeah, yeah. Because of your YouTube. Ryan's Toy Reviews, but for adults. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like that brand that's super, like, designy. You know, like, they're not just sort of a bit crass.

They're not cheap. They're nice. They're all kind of organic shapes and the likes. So I reckon this is expensive. If you were to happen upon a truck crash in the middle of nowhere, and you're driving a van, so that and no no one's hurt so this is this is the scenario i'm giving to you you are driving in the middle of nowhere you happen across a truck crash and the contents of this truck are strewn over the highway you're

driving a van no one is around am i taking one? And what are you taking? What does the truck crash contain? Oh, like what would be your dream scenario? What would be your dream scenario? A little tractor. Oh, my God. How are you getting into the van? I don't know.

You're not getting there. Maybe the truck had ramps. You'd say I'd just ditch the van and go straight for the little tractor. Tractor your way out of there. Famously slow getaway vehicles, little tractors. Yeah, terrible. But maybe the truck had ramps and I could use the ramp to get the little tractor into the back of the van. Why do you want to look?

The truck's on its side. Why didn't you just say a cash van and then you could buy a little tractor with all the cash? A cash van? No, because that money's always marked or sequenced or, you know, they'll be able to find it was you. They'll catch, yeah. They'll get you. They'll get you. They'll get you with a little tractor too, won't they? What are you hoping for in

a truck spill that you happen upon in a white van? God, now I'm on the spot. Oh, because my answer was going to be cash van, but I'm not allowed a cash van. No, your cash van's cheating. Cash van is the equivalent of asking a genie for more wishes. Yeah. Exactly what it is. You're playing the system.

What was it last time? Was it in San Diego or somewhere in America? People were stopping because it was raining money from a cash truck or a bank getaway, and they arrested all the people that took the money. Mine would be a crashed truck full of moochie basics. Moochie basics. Right, you don't know about that. That's a practical thing.

Your classic tops, your classic pants, your classic blazers. Yeah, that you can mix and match with anything. And I'd just pick myself up a capsule wardrobe and I'd be out of there. You know, a truck full of perfectly fitting underwear and socks. Oh, yeah. Oh, you can't go past the basics. Do we sound old enough? We're making sensible decisions

that are completely no holds barred, fantasy world, and we're picking sensible. And maybe some handkerchiefs? Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Because then you'll never run short

of tissues. You've got to have a good hanky, don't you? All right, 14 past six. Next on the show, science has worked out how we can stop comfort eating. Because, you know, that always derails your healthy week on a Tuesday. Oh, by the way, I'm on a journey to health this week. Okay.

Another, the same journey. The same one or a different? The way you can tell is that my smoothie is separating. Shake that in front of the microphone. That's watery. Yeah, that's too watery for a smoothie. Well, this will help your journey to health because science has worked out how to stop

comfort eating. We'll tell you next. ZM. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Listen up sad woman. I'm listening. So this study on comfort eating used sad women. Imagine seeing the poster.

Hey, are you a sad woman? With a penchant for demolishing a whole bag of chips and a state of emotional flux. I mean, I could easily apply for this study, but I'm a man. I love a comfort eat. We're not looking for sad men. Just sad women. Just sad women.

Well, this study wanted to get to the bottom of comfort eating and maybe ways to stop that and they turned to music to do that. Yes. I was reading this yesterday and it made me giggle. It made me giggle quite a lot

the way they did it. Collect a bunch of sad women. Yep. Put them in a room. Put them in a room. Make them sad. Yeah. Like, make them sadder.

And then give them different types of music and snacks. I mean, I'd love to be part of this study. So a woman made to feel sad who'd listened to music ate half the amount of snacks as those women that weren't made to feel sad. Yeah. And the music that they't made to feel sad. And the music that they played them are Eminem, Amy Winehouse. I've gone for an instrumental Eminem to avoid any 6am slurs. Oh, this song is full of slurs. Is it because it's up?

Or it's angry? Amy Winehouse isn't. I mean, hers is quite... Hers is kind of angry, I guess. Angry, yeah. Women who listen to music which release feelings of anger ain't half the amount of crisps, chocolate and sweets compared to volunteers that were given no headphones. Wow.

Linkin Park, another artist as well that they use. Again, that's probably angry. Anybody from the last decade or early 2000s? I think they wanted music that people knew. So music that's maybe 10, 15 years old, people know. Our music isn't angry enough anymore.

You think it's too up? It's too happy? I would love to hear 660 add a bit of Yeah! Right, yelling. Right. It's music that provides solace. Like Coldplay's Fix You.

Oh. Sam Smith's Lay Me Down. Get your feeling. Those kind of songs as well. Okay. So yeah, I mean if you're feeling if you're a sad if you're just sad

I'm guessing this will work for men as well. They didn't study them. No, specifically this is for women. Sad women. Sad women. So when you're just sad, I'm guessing this will work for men as well. They didn't study them. No, specifically this is for women. Sad women. Sad women. So when you're hungry and you want a little snacky doodah, just chuck on some... It's interesting you went for this song.

I would have absolutely done a loose control. Could you do an Amy Winehouse? Oh, that's sad, though, isn't it? That would just make me think of Amy and then want to eat a bag of Maltesers. God, I was like that time I watched that Amy Winehouse documentary on the plane. I was sunk into a deep depression. Yeah, you were quite deep on the gin and tonic, so. Oh, yeah.

Gin and Amy Winehouse will do it to you. Oh, I don't think those are two things that should ever be mixed. So this is going to help me stop snacking. Since when has, I'm just on YouTube here, since when have they had that thing where it shows... Oh, where people Zoom to? Yeah, where people rewind and fast forward to. How did you know that existed?

I don't know, like, wow. Is it on another video service? It's hot in here. Yikes. So basically it's essentially helping you skip the crap. And get to the... And get straight to the action. Yeah.

Right. Here's the most replayed part of this video. It's not new, though. You can tell why it's meant to hit that. He's saying that that's born made out there wasn't a new feature. Wow, so if YouTube didn't make it up... Who didn't? I don't know, man.

Why is everybody looking at me? Leave me alone. What other videos are you fast-forwarding? Ah, man. Top Six is on the way, that's for sure. No, I really feel this is such a technological advancement. Because if YouTube came up with it, they deserve praise for it. As well they do.

But you know how they say in wartime there's lots of advancements in technology. Why are you talking about the war? So I'm just saying the modern version of war is, you know. YouTube. It's pornographic material. Oh, Vaughan, what are you doing? That's why I had to give you the scientific name. Oh, Vaughan.

Married. Al Pornographicus Hub. Pullapus. Erect Hub. Pullapus. Erectus. Pullapus Touchpus. So, that's all. I'm just saying that. But do you know what?

YouTube has ripped off Pornhub. Yes. Unbelievable. But do you know also, adult material were the ones that worked out how to like make videos smaller. Like the compression. Yeah, and like I know what you're saying, it's like wartime technological advancements. Wartime technology at the end of war all the stuff we developed in the war. Space

advancements. The space race. Yeah. All the stuff we've developed will actually help you in your everyday life. And you're now... I'm saying with video compression etc perhaps it's a tip of the hat to the pornographic industry. Oh, I love a 90 minute. You know, a warmer, an opening sequence.

I'm just talking about when you're streaming it, you can get a higher quality video using less bandwidth. Oh, I'll be part of it. The file types and the compressions. Because I'll always sit down for a full story. You'll sit down for a full 90 minutes. Oh my God, yeah. I want to get invested in the characters. All right, 6.22.

Next on the show. Oh, gross. I like you, my dog. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Play ZM. This is not good. This, we're doing, no. No.

Face taping. Now, I thought when I heard face taping, I thought it was, you know how drag queens, they put like a bit of tape up here and it gives them a really like tight face. Right. And then you make up over it and put your wig over the tape and then you can't see. And then you just look like you've got flawless skin. Amateur facelift. It is an amateur facelift.

But now, this face taping trend that's going viral on TikTok, you guessed it. How's your virality going? Have you exploded over the weekend? I haven't. I didn't see you doing any trends over the weekend. Now, do you want to be a social media superstar or not?

I do, Vaughn. Get out there and do a dance. I'll do one tonight. Dance for me, monkey. Dance for me. That's my one rule for my TikTok is I'm not dancing. You're not dancing. Oh, my God.

I've had 20,000 views on my first one. Maybe you should eat some corn. That corn kid's going bananas. It's not the season for corn, though, Vaughn. Can I be your agent, but I'm like a 1940s Hollywood type agent? We're going to get you out there, kid. We're going to get you on the big screen. We're going to see your name in lights.

Yeah, you can do that if you want. The world's your oyster. I'm not going to pay you anything. Aw. I just want a sweet cup. Also, she's already got a manager. Yeah, Carween was my manager. Though I want to say she was slack. Oh, have you fired her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, she's already got a manager. Yeah, Carween was my manager. Though I want to say she was slack.

Oh, have you fired her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, you've already fired Carween. Well, I said to Carween, I want her to give me an idea a day. Yeah, you want virality? Yeah, come to me, I'll get you name and lights. Carween, I'm giving you the trend. You're saying no to them.

I'm not doing a dance. You've got to shake that ass. She's not dancing. I'm not dancing. She's not shaking ass. We're going to get you off that shake of that ass, kid. I don't want to shake up my ass. Shake that ass, kid.

Halloween, find me a hot new trend to do today. We'll see. Just get her a gadget or something. Get her a gadget. Yeah, we have some gadgets. Get her an AliExpress gadget. Those go viral. I want to be cool.

This is the issue. I'm not cool and I want to be cool. That's not something I can fix. That's why you always hear cool people screaming too. I'm not cool and I want to be cool. That's not something I can fix. That's why you always hear cool people screaming too. I'm not cool. I want to be cool. Yeah. Tell me how to be cool.

I'll try anything. I'll do anything. Well, maybe I'll try this bloody face taping thing. So you know how, you know that tape that a lot of athletes wear, that real brightly coloured tape and they scratch? Yeah, get it at the physio. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and you pull it and stuff.

It feels like it's not doing much and then you feel like sometimes it is giving physio. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and you pull it and stuff. It feels like it's not doing much and then you feel like sometimes it is giving you support. Yeah. I've never used it. But this is basically that, that you tape your face in certain ways depending on your quote unquote problem areas. Yeah.

And you can like pull here, do pull there. So you can do your crow's feet or your forehead. Crow's feet. The forehead. Forehead. Jowls. Tape them all up. Sleep. And they. Crow's feet, forehead. Before bed. Jowls, tape them all up, sleep, and they say it's like a temporary facelift. But then when you take it off, it's just going back to normal, right?

Yeah. 100%. Like, is it actually doing anything? I remember someone talking about, like, facial exercises to try to keep, you know, your face all tight. I feel like I exercise my face all day. Just talking. Just talking.

I never shut up. That's my facial exercise. And then anyway, a lot of experts are chiming in and being like, no. Don't bother. Don't do this. One, it's not going to last. Like it's not actually going to do anything.

Yep. Two, you could have such irritation from this tape. And then also, yeah, three, you're going to spend half your morning dissolving it in your face to get the sticky bits off your forehead, aren't you? Oh my God, I know. And then putting makeup over the top of that.

Your pores are going to be ruined. You get all those little kinky bits. Yeah, yuck. It's a no from me. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Silly little boys. Silly little boys. No from me. Today's silly little poll was news to the boys in the room.

It was a little bit news to me that it had a name, but I got it. The theory of it. Do you have an emotional support water bottle? This is like more than ever before, though. You see people always with the same water bottle and are constantly with it. Well, that's probably because they spend a lot of money on it. Whereas Vaughan's got a SodaStream bottle at work. Well, no, no.

You had one, though. I've got my tin one. It got a hiding. That was your emotional support drinking bottle. I had that black one. That was my proper emotional support drink bottle because it had a wide mouth on it. And I feel like the wide mouth drink bottle is more of an emotional support than the skinny one.

Than a little sippy doodah. Yeah. You don't have one, Fletch? I've got my water bottle for the gym. Yeah. But it's my gym. It just lives in my bag.

I don't care about it. It's constantly around you. Yeah. Mine's constantly in my hands. Just a simple sustainer. I'm a humble girl. Yeah. You know what I mean?

I don't have a Frank and Green or whatever that fancy brand is. Do you, can't wait at the social media because she's got an emotional support drink bottle. Do you have a fancy one? Yes,

I have a Frank Green. Yeah. Oh, okay. Frank Green. What's a Frank, how much is a Frank Green? You know what,

I, I did a mystery box, uh, so it was slightly cheaper, but I didn't get to pick the design or the colour and stuff. No, they're like a hundred and something bucks though, right?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Soundkeeper Georgie, do you have an emotional support drinking bottle? Yeah, I've got two alternating ones. Oh my God. Like a big sustainer that like, keeps, no. What? Soundkeeper Georgie, do you have an emotional support drinking bottle? Yeah, I've got two alternating ones. Oh, my God. Like a big sustainer that, like, keeps me going. And then the Frank Green is just for, like, special occasions. He's got a Frank Green as well.

This raspy voice is working for you. Yeah, I don't know. I've woken up kind of sexy this morning, eh? That's a real... I mean, if you do say so yourself, yes. Okay, I'm going to have a look. I'm on Frank Green. Who is Frank Green?

You'll know them. It's those real cool, fun-coloured ones. Oh, those are cool. I've never seen one of those in my life. Look at a white mouth. Oh, I love that I was like, they're about $100, and Carmen was like, no. You can get two litres.

I need this for $90. Oh, do I need one of these? Oh, do I need one? This is not what I for 90 bucks. Or do I need one of these? Or do I need one? This is not what I wanted to happen. Darling, this is not what I wanted to happen. I've got a Sistema from the bloody supermarket. Well, you just said you're a humble girl. I'm not a humble girl.

You want a Frank Green. I want a Frank Green now. Well, okay. So is it actually about emotional support or is it just having a cool drink bottle? No, it's just like sort of part of who you are and like when it's not with you, you're like, oh my God, where's my water bottle?

Right, but if you were having an emotional time, would you turn to your drink bottle? Yeah, because I have the bigger Frank Green one, so it's quite like sturdy and like you just give it a little cuddle. Is yours two litre or one litre? I think one litre. Do I need a two litre? Because I drink a lot of water.

You must all be weeing a lot. That's good for you. That's good for you. You need to flush the kidneys. Or kidneys. Every day after the show, I take a wee and it's kind of like this murky yellow brown. I'm like, that's four coffees. I can smell it from the hallway.

Four coffees of rock and some green powder and not enough water. You need a one litre Frank Green. Well, anyway, some messages in on our silly little poll. Because how many people voted for the emotional I was so surprised I can't see the numbers How do we know the numbers? You click on this picture that Carween sent

And it says here 50% absolutely 50% nah Oh you mean the actual numbers of people Yeah give me the numbers Give me the numbers Carween Fitty fitty People rock a number one bottle. Some feedback.

Tash, yep, comes with me everywhere. Car, mall, sports games, etc. Yeah, it's like three and a half thousand votes. Wash them. Regular, regular, very hot wash, please. Oh, I know, because my last one went mouldy. Yeah, take the seal out, though, because a super hot wash can warp the seal, if it's

a removable seal. It's, Tash says, never by my side, never far from my side. Tasha's saying she drinks three litres religiously every day. Tasha's a saint. Guys,

we had like 7,000 votes on this. She's split down the middle. Cats, cats, dates and junk. I have a one litre stainless steel drink bottle

and we call it an oxygen tank because it literally looks like a tank and it's always with me. That's good stuff. Samantha says, it's even more important to me now. It's Tupperware. And I can no longer replace it.

That's right, because they stopped selling in New Zealand, didn't they? Tupperware's out. Michelle's got Cryface Cryface. No, I broke mine. Oh, get yourself another one, Michelle. Oh, but you can get,

they keep going. Vaughan ran over his and mine. Oh, get yourself another one, Michelle. Oh, but you can keep going. Vaughan ran over his and he used it. Yeah. If it's tin, yeah. Oh, God, Lisa. I've got many. A car one, bedside table, work one, living room one. All get washed.

No, I think you've just got drink bottles. Your emotional support one is just number one. Oh, here we go, Megan. Look at you cradling it like a baby. Megan, my Frank Greenwater bottle is my absolute best friend, especially while breastfeeding I dropped it the other day and the lid shattered What they shattered for a hundred dollars

What's the lid made of Plastic Here we go to our Frank Green panel Some of them are ceramic Must be nice Must be nice. Must be nice. Must be nice. Gosh. Alex says, I would collapse without my water bottle.

We went to India on holiday and my water bottle was in all of the pictures with me. My partner said that it would ruin them. Oh, Simon's not happy. My wife just spent $50 on a new water bottle. Sometimes it's better if she doesn't tell me these things. Well, yeah, he'd probably, he'd be upset that she knows about Frank Green now.

But here's Simon, if I could just weigh in, if it lasts for ages, that's great. Every time she fills it up, that's one less plastic bottle. Yeah. Isn't it going in the thing?

What else can I say to Simon? Is it one fewer or one less? One fewer, actually, because it's definitive, isn't it? You can define that it's one fewer.

I don't want a sippy... It's got a sippy straw thing. I'm a guzzler. I need the big hole at the top. Like that. That's even too small. Oh, God, that's got mould in it. Oh, gosh.

Oh, you're going to need a Frank Green. I think I might need to purchase a Frank Green. You've sold her. Well, there you go. You wouldn't be the only one with an emotional support bottle. No. Play. ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley.

From the yummy ZM think tank, this is the top six. Hi there. Vic Deals, the Facebook page with 193,000 members. Wow. Is for sale. Described as an online trading forum for locals and students of the Wellington region in New Zealand. I mean, it's famous, isn't it? Oh, yeah.

Over the years, it's had its fair share of controversies and incredible memes and stories. So what happens when you buy a Facebook page? You just get all of the members? So I looked. Since 2018, you haven't been able to buy. Facebook say it's illegal or it goes against their terms. Shut it down. Shut it down.

Report it. Report it to the zoo. We've uncovered a crime. I bet that'd be quicker to move on this than there would be fake profiles of people. Yeah, or terror stuff. Or racist stuff, or fake news. False information. Facebook say we do not

allow people to sell site privileges on Facebook, which includes selling admin roles or space on the page or group to a third party. Right. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I tried to find out how much they originally bought it for a few years ago when they sold it.

Because this is the second time it's been up for sale. It's a captive audience, isn't it? Top six things I'd do with Vic deals if I was to purchase it. Number six on the list. Change it to King Chuck three deals. It's already four monarchs behind. And you know Vic is the nickname for Victoria

Yeah got ya Did you see there was that bit on One News last night they were talking about all the things they need to change like the money and stuff I did not see it

Do you know how we always say like oh this murderer or this criminal is being represented by a QC Queen's Council. It's now Casey. Oh, my God, the Casey Clinic.

The Casey Clinic. It's good for them. The Casey Clinic are going to be representing all the criminals. Representing people who have had an unfair trial and at the same time removing cheeky body hair, you know, like a lot. It's the Crown that takes the cases or, you know, represents the Crown. So they are the Queen's Council. They used to be forever. And now they're going to be the Casey crown. So they are the Queen's Council, or they used to be, forever.

And now they're going to be the Casey's. Wow. Not the QC's. Not the QC's. Isn't that wild? I was like, oh yeah, that's got to change. Are we going to get statues? I know that statues isn't really the done thing anymore,

but are we going to get statues of Lizzie? Do you reckon? Oh, there'll definitely be statues. But then there's already statues. Yeah. She had quite a few statues. Well, that was another thing they had on the news. The Auckland Council have like 100 portraits of her

that they have to change out. Why? Because you've got to put the monarch up. The reigning. Maybe they could just cut out like a picture and put it over her face. Yeah, superimpose Charles' face. Keep it for rate payers.

Yeah, I don't want that coming out of my rates. I've got a couple of potholes that I'd rather be seen to first things. Yeah. Number five on the list of the top six things I'd do with Vic Deals if I was to buy it. Or the other option is rather than changing the name, keep the name Vic Deals, but change the profile picture and the cover photo

to photos of Victoria Beckham. The real Victoria. Oh, yeah. And she's selling off some of her Signahang clothes. Yeah. Oh, my God. What a wardrobe. I know.

What a wardrobe. Do you reckon I'll fit them? I was just about to say, not specifically about you, but I was like, I don't know how many people would fit. What would she be? A size two? One of your girls, mate. One of your kids.

Yeah, maybe. How tall is she? I don't know. She doesn't look overly tall. Can we find out how tall Victoria Beckham is? Yeah, stand by, stand by, stand by. She is 1.63 metres. That's small.

Yeah. Number four on the list of the top six things I'd do with Vic Deals if I was to purchase it. Turn on permission to post so nobody's could get through unless I clicked that it was okay just so people think they've been robbed their freedoms but they're trying to post on the page that they've been robbed their freedoms and guess what? I'm not going to allow those posts on.

Curated. Curated. Curate your Facebook page. Number three on the list of the top six things I'd do with Vic Deals if I purchased it. Demand a cut of anything advertised for sale on there. Sell a mattress for $5. I want $2.50.

Yeah. What? 50%. You're damn right. It's nearly trade me level. You dumb little mattress. Yeah, nearly. I was reading they actually do make quite a bit of advertising.

Oh, there you go. Is that legal? Yeah, like anyone just influences. Like any page. But a citywide influence. Number two on the list of the top six things I'd do with the Vic Deals page if I purchased it. I see that the Wellington mayoral race is apparently going to be a tight one this year. I'd rig the election.

Would you? I'd rig the election. That's the a tight one this year. I'd rig the election. Would you? I'd rig the election. That's the sort of power I'd be willing. I'd rig the election. And number one on the list of the top six things I'd do with Vic Deals if I purchased it, I'd shut it down. Oh, when you can't, it's an institution.

I'd do that thing where I'm like, I'm leaving Facebook. I am leaving Facebook. And then just like go into a hiatus and then pop back up six weeks later because you realise you're not getting invited anywhere because people are still using that invitation thing, aren't they? Yeah, they are.

That is today's top six. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Oh, if you haven't seen the video, you simply must. This is, I can play the audio. It doesn't really do what happened to Post Malone any justice. Yeah, well, give it a play. See if you can tell. So he's not singing anymore.

Well, that's his backing track. He's been found out a little bit there with his backing track. But, yeah. So what happened is he was on stage singing that song. Everyone was singing along. Nick Minnit, he just falls down a hole and, like, falls into this kind of gap in the stage, and his ribs hit the side of the stage in the hole,

and they cracked ribs. And he is out. Like, he is on the ground in agony. Oh my God, he rolls and he is like, his face is wincing. Like, no kind of keeping on singing or anything like that.

People rush to the stage, like his security guards or whatever, to make sure he's okay. And then they take him off the stage and the audience has left there waiting. And because it's a concert, there are like so many videos online right now. Hundreds.

From all the different angles. So he said he said that it was like 10 minutes later he came on stage and he was crying. He was in so much pain. He was like grasping his ribs and then he said, oh look, I'm so

sorry. I'll push through I'm not going to ruin the night for you and then someone from the audience hands him a beer and he finishes the concert. So everyone was like

man. Chirupa. He's just started his tour though. There's no word if he's going to have to cancel those shows because he's broken ribs.

Three ribs. Yeah. Have been cracked. Which make breathing hard let alone singing. Let alone singing yeah. So then later he posted an update

on his social media saying like, thank you for your patience. Thank you for putting up with my dumb ass. He said, whenever we do the acoustic part of the show, which was happening just before that song, the guitars on the guitar stand afterwards go down into like a, you know, those doors that they slip down. Yeah.

And then it would close up again. But before it had the chance to close up again, he turned around the corner and fell into it. He said he's in so much pain and the meds and everything like that, so he's going to keep on going through the tour. But he did a whole concert because it only just started with broken ribs. Yeah. That is insane.

That's amazing. I was just talking about this over the weekend. I remember I was marching. The first ever big military tattoo I ever did, it was in Norway. And there was a girl I was marching with called Jackie. And it was her first tattoo as well. Like, oh, my God, here we are. We've made it.

Yeah. Just before we were about to – she'd had a bad tummy. And we were like, oh, my God, like what's happening there? Just before we marched out, her appendix burst and she marched. That can kill you though. She did a five minute really intense display with a burst appendix.

And then rushed to hospital? No, and then we had the finale where you stand there at attention for 15 minutes or something and she was standing next to me and she was just going, woo, woo, and then I caught her and out we went. How long do you have before a burst of pain? Hours.

It was bad news. What have you carried on with once you've been injured is what we want to talk about this morning. Vaughan Smith's in desperate need of a toilet break so he'll wrap this up. Very out of character. Maybe a break in the usual where we'll happily talk for hours on end and never stop. You're going to get in trouble.

I would like to take calls. 0800 dial ZDM 9696. You can text in. When did you carry on with an injury? I'll see you after the song. Go quick, play the song. I was just going to say, the appendix can rupture as quickly as 48 to 72 hours

after the onset of symptoms. Yeah, there you go. And then you've got to get to hospital. It's horrific pain, cramps. Yeah. Do you want to talk? Do you have any stories? No, I'll tell you my story when I get back.

When you're marching at the level we were marching at, Yeah, no, no, no, wrap it up. Wrap it up. Seriously, I can shit my pants in the studio. It's up to you. Absolutely not. I will say so. You leave.

Hayley and I will carry on. Wow. God, he's wearing light-coloured jeans as well. Look at him strike. Clinch, darling. He's running. This is a problem when we have three minutes to go to the bathroom. I know, can we just say

if any New Zealand artists are listening out there, give us some five minute songs, some six minute songs. Well, I've got a four minute twenty song now from Coterie. Oh, thank you, Coterie. Thank you. But we would love to take your calls right now. 0800 DARS at M9696. When did you get an injury, but you just kept on keeping on?

Yeah. Sing it loud in case you don't already know. Pack up your... and go. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. Well, Post Malone fell through a hole. A trap door.

While he was performing, cracked three ribs, came back out, apologised for the delay and onwards and upwards with the show. He would have been winded. It looks like the sort of injury that would have severely winded one as well. I'd say one of those skinny, long-haired people dressed all in black will have a stern talking to. Oh, a stage manager would have been in absolute trouble for that. It would have been way cooler if it had been a clear fall.

Like he literally just fell and disappeared. Disappeared, yeah. Yes. Fell six foot, landed, got a bit of earth shock in the ankles. Yeah. I would have been more embarrassed if my backing track kept playing though. Yeah, well, there's definitely a voice in there, isn't there? Yep.

But look, he was getting some support. Yeah. A little bit of support. So we want to know when you've had an injury and you've just carried on. Because he carried on the rest of his concert after he came back out. Yeah. Maybe you didn't know how bad the injury was. No.

And you just carried on. Because what kicks in? Like the adrenaline, right? Adrenaline. And that kind of masked the pain for a while. The shock. Yeah. Yeah, especially performing like that.

You get that huge adrenaline buzz. It was like a ginormous audience. Yeah. It's Post Malone, for God's sake. Some messages in. Somebody on our Instagram replied saying, I got a concussion and pretty bad face scrapes the day before my birthday and I couldn't remember anything about it.

So that's part of concussion, isn't it? Yeah. But it was the day before my birthday and the next day was obviously birthday at school. So I went to school the next day. Yeah. Carried on for sympathy and cake. Although I later found out I definitely should not have been at school. I should have been the next day. Yeah. Carried on. For sympathy and cake. Although I later found out

I definitely should not have been in school. I should have been resting. Dead. Yeah. Resting. Lisa said, broke my finger riding

in a horse competition but still had to do the competing for the rest of the day. Ouch. Dancing on stage at a competition in Australia says, Kareen broke my foot

and had to just keep on keeping on. Oh no. Yeah. I fractured my pelvis falling off a horse but but when it first happened, I got back on. Oh, no. And I was like, well, that's a bit sore, but I did just fall from a horse. And it turns out a month later when I got the x-rays, I had fractured my pelvis.

Oh, dear. No. Sian, what did you injure and you kept going? You carried through. Oh, well, it was the first day of netball grading and within the first 10 minutes, I got somersaulted in the air by the goalkeeper. Somersaulted in the air in netball?

Well, that's contact. She's going to need to stand down. It's very much contact these days. It's not like the good old days of the 80s where you could somersault a bloody netballer and get away with it. Carry on. I put my wrist out to try and stop because I had a bad knee.

So I put my wrist out and then we were only able to call a tournament at time. And I got sprayed with the ice spray and told to carry on for the rest of the game. Yeah, strap up. But it's good when you're grading. You don't want to play your best because then you get into a lower grade. And then you beat everybody because you're actually better. Yeah, that's true. But then they plastered my wrist wrong

and I ended up with nerve damage in my wrist. Oh, okay. What grade did you end up in, though? That's the most important thing. The grade of missing out for the rest of the season. Oh, right. So that way you're not in at all. You're out.

It's great F, isn't it? Sian, thanks for your call. Emily, what did you, what injury did you get and you carried on? Oh, well, I didn't know. I thought I had a back spasm, but I wrote an exam with two kidney stones. Oh, I've heard they're awful. I've never had them. No.

Are they the ones you have to wee out? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then they give them to you in a little plastic pottle. Yeah, and ask if you want to keep them. And then you're like, why would I want to? I would make a maracas.

Ah, maracas. You're like, that's not rice in there, is it? Emily, thanks for your call. John, when did you carry on with an injury? Good morning. So I was jackhammering outside of Newtown Hospital when I was a road worker one night. Yeah. And I was just going real hard.

We had a brand new one. It was really powerful. I'm a small guy. Did you have the jackhammer 4000? Is that the new one? Oh, that's the new one. That's the new one. Yeah, it's a brand new, spanky new one.

And I was one of the small guys. So when I was using it, it bounced up onto my foot and left a big gaping hole in my foot. So I was like, oh, what's going on here? So I carried that jackhammering and I was like, my foot's all sweaty. So then I put a finger gaping hole in my foot. So I was like, oh, what's going on here? So I carried that jackhammer in and I was like, my foot's all sweaty. So then I put a finger in the hole in my boot and then I pulled it out and it was just covered in red.

Yeah. That'll be blood. That's not ideal. So I went and sat down and then took my shoe off and sure enough, I'd almost lost my foot toe. Oh, you jackhammered off your toe. But that's when you go for the brand new Jackhammer 4000. Yeah, the 4000. You've got to be wearing steel caps. Yeah, you jackhammered off your toe. But that's when you go for the brand new jackhammer 4000. Yeah, the 4000.

You've got to be wearing steel caps. Yeah, you do. Were you wearing steel caps? It would go through that. I was. Jesus, it went through that. Well, I mean, they could jackhammer through concrete, right? I do believe red sweat is blood.

Red sweat, blood. Yeah, thanks, John, for your call. Some messages in to finish off. Carrying on when you're injured. Had a 10-kilometre run to do. I was moving furniture, dropped the dresser on my big toe. Suspected big toe. Did the 10Ks.

And it was, indeed, a broken toe. Oh. Ow. Or are they just taking the opportunity to tell us that they can run 10Ks? Like people that do. You know people that do marathons? And they keep talking about it. They do it once, and they keep talking about it.

Yeah. Fair enough, though. It's a hell of an effort. What was your time again? For the entire marathon, three hours, 35. See, that's really good. He won't stop going on about it, though, will he? Under four.

Under four, that's what you want. Yeah, you want the magical under four. Rolled a car two and a half times on the Crown Range. Ambo dropped me off at work and I had to work until the end of the day. The next day when I went to the doctors, they said I had a concussion and a broken hand. Jeepers. Now, my thoughts are if you roll a car two and a half times, you don't nip back to work. No. I don't think you'd have to.

Nah. Do you rest of the day off for free? Yeah. I'd go. I'd probably go to the hospital or something. Yeah. One of those. I got a dong on the head.

They don't say what the dong on the head was. I went three days with a severely broken eye socket before going to the doctors. Some broken eye socket? Yeah. That sounds like a bar brawl, doesn't it? Got run over by a boat trailer while launching the boat. Didn't know I had a fractured fibula. Was left holding the boat while they went to get some Panadol.

Panadol? Yeah. Didn't know it was a fraction until two years later when I had an x-ray from my knee. Wow. And they said, what the hell happened here?

It hasn't set properly. And I was always wondering why whenever I knocked my knee or brushed against something it hurt so much. It's okay. It'll be fine. No, no, no.

It'll be a little bit of a bruise. It'll bruise for a bit. Yeah, you'll be fine. You'll be fine. Next on the show, our feature, it's the end of the world. We, you'll be fine. You'll be fine. Next on the show, our feature, It's the End of the World. We've got some terrible news.

Terrible news, and it does feel a little bit apocalyptic. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. It's the end of the world as we know it. Well, it's our segment, It's the End of the World, where we deliver you some apocalyptic news. And there just seems to be just no shortage these days. No, I think a lot. Global warming news.

Yeah. And last time we did this, the debut was STI riddled ladybugs. That's right, yeah. Were set to swarm the UK. Well, brace yourself, Brits. God, they're getting it hard. Well, no, no. Yeah, I mean, they're in mourning at the moment, aren't they?

They're in mourning. It's hot. Got, you know, chlamydia, ladybirds everywhere. And now 200 billion daddy longlegs are set to invade the UK. What? Why? So apparently it happens at about this time every year, but it's never been this many set to invade.

Invade makes me think they're coming from somewhere else. Yeah. Just the garden, I think. Just the garden. Just the garden. Well, it's because of the increase in temperature. They're so warm. So they, oh no, they like it because as the weather cools down,

they see a cosier place to live in the autumn. And your house is their favourite spot. So they get attracted by light, obviously, and they fly into your house. But this time they're expected to be a real issue because there's 200 billion of them. So shut your windows if you're in the UK. I don't mind a daddy longlegs. I love a daddy longlegs. They're my favourite sort of spider.

These are like the mozzy, wuzzy ones. You know, like, not just sort of hanging out around. What do you mean they're like the mozzy ones? No, you're talking about crane flies. Crane flies aren't daddy longlegs. Daddy longlegs are spiders. Well, you said daddy longlegs. Crane flies are crane flies.

There's actually no species of insect called the daddy longlegs are spiders. Well, you said Daddy Longlegs. Crane flies are crane flies. There's actually no species of insect called the Daddy Longlegs. The Daddy Longlegs is a nickname for several species of insect. The Longlegs Cellular Spiders. Cellular Spiders is what we have, but this is talking about the crane fly. Oh, they English call those Daddy Longlegs. Daddy Longlegs. No, they can't do that. A Daddy Longlegs is a dumb spider that doesn't do anything. It's a spider and not the most venomous spider ever. Oh, they can't do that. Daddy Longlegs is a dumb spider that doesn't do anything.

It's a spider and not the most venomous spider ever. People love to say that. I know it is, but they're not strong enough to bite. If it could bite you, you'd die. But they do, is it the Daddy Longlegs spiders that we've got that'll eat a whitetail or kill a whitetail? Yeah, that's why you keep them round. Yeah. You let them hang out on the corner of your roof.

So what they do is their main priority while inside your home is to look for someone to mate with and get ready for the next generation of bugs to invade your house. I apologize, you've come to the wrong house. No, looking for another crane fly. So if these crane flies were to come in, they'd see your wedding ring and just leave. I don't wear it.

Oh, okay. We've got a problem. We've got a big problem. These crane flies think I'm DTS. Yeah. But I'm not. They're looking for

an eligible bachelor and they've got you confused. Oh, dear. Well, apparently it's happening from now for the next two weeks that they'll be swarming your house

like a bloody locust. When I was a kid, I thought they were super mosquitoes, crane flies, because they look like someone got a mosquito and just made it a hundred times bigger, you know? Yeah.

They look like a super mosquito, but without the like really pointy. I've just Googled. They are like a mosquito. They look like a mosquito. Yeah. They've got the long legs, not like a...

Real long legs. Yeah. okay. And they always get caught in spider webs. Because they have so many long, gangly legs. Well, they do reiterate that they're not dangerous to humans. They are not incredibly poisonous, as the rumour goes. And the worst that could happen is they'll buzz around your face. Yeah, that would give that flappy...

That's pretty horrible. They're giving your face a very flappy. How many million did you say? 200 billion. Well, there you go. Just avoid England for the next few months, maybe. Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Sleep studies. There's lots of sorts of sleep studies, aren't there? Oh, yeah. Well, Flinders University in Australia's sleep study has looked at what's stopping people getting to sleep. In specifics. The screen. It's the screen, isn't it?

It's the screen. They knew the screen was the big problem. So they're like, what on the screen is causing the problem? And it's YouTube. Yeah, that's me. That's me, man. I honestly thought it would have been TikTok. I would have thought it would have been that reels or some sort of thing where you can like watch it for a minute.

Next one, next one, next one. I do a bit of math. This study did not include TikTok. Didn't it? No, one of the world's fastest growing social media platforms, according to this article. I've never heard of it myself, but apparently it's doing well and best of luck to them.

Yep. You're still on Bebo. Some up and comers. Yeah, well, with an attitude like that, you're not getting today's love. I love YouTube. I don't know why, because I have such a long list of things that I need to watch.

And some of them are like, oh, I can't get into that at the moment. Oh, my God. Did you see the article? Apparently, some people have been getting up to six ads on YouTube that you can't skip. So they've increased the ads from like one or two to like six. Six? That's terrible. Up to six, yeah.

Well, I just go down YouTube hauls. Like, I review top 10 products from eBay. I review my family's wardrobes. I review this. It was the restoration videos that got me. Yeah. And I found this toy from the 1940s. Crikey, it's rusty.

I'm going to restore it. And then I watch them restore it, and I'm like, what a guy. And the algorithm gets you, and before you know it, it's 2am. Yeah. Do you guys know Tia Clear Toomey? She's the world's fittest woman in the world. She's won the world CrossFit Games like six years in a row or something.

God, I bet she goes on about it. Oh, mate. Probably as much as you and your marathon. Oh, I'd say she goes on about it more. Oh, I love it. Does she go on about it more than you going on about when that time you went to Bali? I did go to Bali recently. Yeah.

Tell you what, beautiful place. Warm, the people are lovely. Beautiful spot. I should have made a bloody vlog about it. You should have. My top five places in Bali. I review top five Bali destinations. No, but this world's fittest

woman, She does like A what I eat in a day Which is obviously Like 4000 calories Now why am I watching that Yeah why I don't work out like that I'm not gonna eat that much

How does she get That many calories Tell me Tell me her Burgers Like yeah Lots of like Meat

Muffins You know like Muffins You know what are those things Like English muffins With like Like eggs And bacon Oh yeah Like CrossFit people eat They eat Muffins? What are those things? Like English muffins with eggs and bacon.

Oh, yeah, like CrossFit people eat. Well, that's because they work out so hard. But I'm either working out or not. So is it just YouTube keeping us up? Or does it have a list of... No, it's... Yeah, there's a whole bunch of offenders. All of the social medias, all of the ones you...

Right. Spotify makes the list, which I thought was... I guess you could go down a music hole. Yeah, but you're not off to music, don't you... Right. Spotify makes the list, which I thought was... I guess you could go down a music hole. Yeah, but you're not off to music, don't you? Yeah. Because your eyes aren't engaged. You can shut your eyes and relax. A lot of people go to sleep with podcasts as well.

Yeah, but then something really interesting comes up and you're like, I'm enticed. Yeah, then you're... I can't go to sleep. Then you're staying up, especially if it's a white girl crime podcast. Oh, my God. Tell me, how brutally was she murdered? Then you can't go to sleep because you're worried about the especially if it's a white girl crime podcast. Oh my God. Tell me, how brutally was she murdered?

Then you can't go to sleep because you're worried about the murder outside. When I was listening, do you know I drew the line this morning. I love, like the worse the better for me. I was listening to one and it was about a cannibal and I was like, I'm out. That's you, you're done.

Yeah, it just made me feel a little bit sick. Right. So I tapped out. Especially at that time of the morning. I do have a moral compass, you know. So I tapped out. Especially at that time of the month. I do have a moral compass, you know? So they also said for every 15 minutes that you watched YouTube, your chances of getting adequate sleep fell by 24%. Oh, wow.

Every 15 minutes. Yeah. Okay, wow. Because some people don't have their phones in their room. That's like a rule they have. Yeah, but what do you do when you get into bed? Just like sit with your thoughts. No thanks.

You can talk to your partner. Oh, God. No thanks. Now, we're in a moment in time, aren't we? A moment in history, especially tonight after the Queen's passing. It's her funeral, 9.30, 10 o'clock p.m. our time. Now, we couldn't get there. No.

We tried. But on the ground, New Zealand Herald journalist Adam Pearce, he joins us on the phone. Good morning, Adam. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. Pretty good. Pretty good. What's it like us on the phone. Good morning, Adam. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. Pretty good.

What's it like being on the ground in London? Because you hear a lot of people saying it's quite weird in London at the moment, quite eerie. Yeah, it certainly is. I mean, I think I'd start by saying it is a real privilege to be here for, like you say, a pretty significant name. It's a strange mix of emotions, really. You've got a lot of people who have lined up

to see the Queen's Coffin lying in state in Westminster Hall. They've been enjoying the novelty of lining up amongst thousands of people from across the UK and around the world. But as they get closer to Westminster Hall and obviously closer to the Queen's coffin, it becomes a lot more emotional. And I think it's taking people quite by surprise just how emotional it is making them seeing the coffin in person.

A number of people have told us that they've just burst into tears upon seeing it. So it is quite an interesting contrast. It was incredible seeing the images yesterday of the grandchildren holding vigil. Did you see those? It was like all of her yesterday of her grandchildren holding vigil. Did you see those? It was like all of her seven or something grandchildren standing by. They sort of surrounded her coffin, had their heads down. Yeah, it must be incredibly emotional. We saw David Beckham walking past and having a cry.

Yeah, unfortunately I didn't get a chance to have a chat with Bex on the line. It didn't tie my luck very well there. But you're right in what you're saying about seeing the images of the family. And I think you get a real sense that they are a family when you see those images. You know, it's not just this monarchy that we can't touch. These are people who have lost a mother and a grandmother and great-grandmother as well. And a lot of London just standing still today when the funeral happens. We heard even McDonald's is shutting for most of the day while this is happening.

Yeah, you're going to be hard-pressed, I think, to go and find some food outside in London, really, or anything for that matter, because most of the city will just grind to a halt, I'd imagine. You know, it's because of how significant this moment is, people will just not want to miss it. Is there, like, a formal way that everyone will be, who's not actually at the funeral, will be marking it, a moment of silence or, you know, a time where everyone will come together and kind of mark that in a way?

Yes, as I understand it, there is a two-minute silence at some stage throughout the day, but obviously there will be various points that people will be able to take part in, obviously in some way, the funeral procession, whether that be standing outside Westminster Abbey as the funeral's taking place or standing alongside the roof of the official procession as the Queen's Coffin is moved from the Abbey as the funeral's taking place or standing alongside the roof of the official procession

as the Queen's Coffin is moved from the Abbey after the funeral along to Hyde Park Corner, along to Wellington Arch. And then from there, she'll be moved by hearse to Windsor Castle where the final committal service and then the final, final private family service will take place. So there'll be a number of locations that I think people who have travelled here will disperse

themselves amongst to be able to witness a piece of history. What's the weather looking like? Well, I'm actually flabbergasted by how good the weather has been. I don't know how London weather is better than London. It's been, it has actually been incredible London weather is better than Wellington It's been

It has actually been incredible We haven't seen a drop of rain apart from the first night where people were queuing up, we had a bit of a deluge but since then it has been sunny skies You would have, you'd be mistaken for thinking that you were in

Whangarei in the summertime in New Zealand, it's just incredible That's what they do call Whangarei in the summertime in New Zealand. It's just incredible. That's what they do call Whangarei, a London of the summer. A London of summer. Yeah. Certainly, that's how I understand it. I think good news for people, because people were lining up along their procession route,

weren't they? Already, kind of to get the best vantage points. Yes, I certainly wouldn't be surprised if we see quite a few people camping out overnight just to get a good vantage point, because as myself and my colleagues have experienced, it is just incredibly hard to move through an almost scrummage of people along the footpath, especially with all the railings and barriers that are in place along those procession routes. So if you were up for it, it would be worth certainly putting yourself down in a tent somewhere and holding up for the night.

But these people that are marking their spots along the route, all these people that have been lining up for like 13 hours to see the Queen's Coffin, where are they going to the toilet? I thought I was just thinking that. Well, fortunately, they've actually organised it really well. I can't speak for the people who are lining up ahead of tomorrow's funeral, but as far as the queue for the line in state is concerned, there's portaloos right across that line,

and also with food trucks and water stations, and there's plenty of people to help. So you've got to give it to them. They've organised this really well. And you're allowed to keep your place in line if you go to the port-a-loo? Yes, exactly. They give you all wristbands and numbers so everyone knows where they are in the queue. And I think also the fact that, you know, just given the context of why they're all there in that queue, there's probably not too many people that are pushing and shoving

and causing a bit of angst and a bit of tension. Everyone's there for the right reasons, and I think they want to honour the Queen by, you know, not being a prick, essentially. It's so strange, isn't it? Like, because usually the size of the spectacle, I mean, the world will be watching,

and usually that's a wedding, right? Like, we had parties, and you'd all get together and watch the royal weddings. And now it's like, I don't know, it just feels obscure because it's got this real sadness to it. It is a sadness, yes. And I think there are a lot of people bringing up Diana, obviously. That is the first memory that a lot of people reach for, but there is also, in connection or in addition to the sadness, there is also

the recognition and the respect afforded for the Queen who has given so much of her life to the monarch. I think people will be enjoying it in that aspect, relishing the opportunity to give thanks for their monarch. Yeah, while it's all streaming tonight,

the funeral, basically all through the night, from 10 o'clock tonight, officially the funeral underway. I don't know what to say. Enjoy yourself, Adam. Enjoy the rest of your time there. Live the experience, Adam. Live the experience.

I don't know. But we really appreciate you talking to us this morning, Adam. Thank you so much. No worries at all. Thanks, John. Many years ago... I'll try again. Many years ago, Jason Momoa said

that he feels more at home in Aotearoa than he does in Hawaii. When did he say that? What's he been here for? This was in 2018. He said he came here for like the first time or whatever and he said it just, everything made sense and he was like, oh my God, this is like, he would give anything to live here.

Right. And to have a residency here. And to that I say. I'm not married yet. I've got a house. I've got a house with three meter stud. It'll fit. And hi to my.

This is a Hollywood actor, Jason Momoa. So he's in New Zealand. He's in New Zealand. Your hall pass is in the country. Fresh head tattoo. You've got a traditional Hawaiian tribal head tattoo. He did. Which looks badass.

So a listener messaged me last week and said, Hayley, did you know Jason Momoa is headed to New Zealand? And I was like, no, I didn't. Wait, do you have some competition? I told her to back off. Are you kidding me? It's Jason Momoa. headed to New Zealand. And I was like, no, I didn't. Wait, do you have some competition? I told her to back off. Are you kidding me? It's Jason Momoa. It's a marathon. Right.

It's like those old Lynx ads. It's like the start of the Round the Bays. Yeah. It's just packed. I'm really good, though, at, like, pushing to the front. So he arrived yesterday to a beautiful porphyry there. I don't know if he was prepared for it. Like, I don't know if they told him what to do.

I don't think anyone's prepared for walking out of those airport doors, you know, and then there's everyone. Especially not into a 20-minute porphyry. And I guess everyone else got diverted behind. So he received this beautiful porphyry, which obviously, which obviously he loves our culture. And

he was wearing a hat and he had his hair down and then he took his hat off. And he shaved his head. No, it's got just the sides are shaved. And then he gets a bloody scrunchie off his wrist and he ties up his hair and I was out.

And then a woman comes up to him and she hungies him and he knows exactly what to do because Aotearoa is his... He knows his way around a nose. He knows his way around a nose. He's here and I don't know why. No one knows why. Is he filming something with Taika Waititi? Surely he's here for the same reason.

I mean, there could be many things he could be here for, but he's filming something. It's not a holiday. It's a project. I can't breathe. Lisa Kudrow was here. She's my, like, idol. Jason Momoa is here.

He's my husband. All pass. All pass. He's your husband but doesn't know it. They're heading down to Wellington, my hometown. Can I ask, what does your current fiancé think about this? I don't care. I don't care.

I couldn't give two. What he cares? Right. He just knows that this is your hall pass and that's it. Look, if you look at Aaron and then you look at Jason Momoa, it makes sense. There are similarities. Why I chose Aaron.

You've got, oh, you're saying you chose him because, but when you got with Aaron, you wouldn't have been aware of Jason Momoa, would you? Maybe in a deep unspoken. I think in my soul I did. Yeah. I think my soul knew. But, you know, exactly.

When I met Aaron, Jason Momoa wasn't around me. Yeah. And so I went with Aaron. Yeah. And now Jason Momoa is around me. Yeah. And so I went with Aaron. Yeah. And now Jason Momoa is around me, so to speak. What's it good to do? Yeah. You know?

Go to Wellington for the weekend? Oh, my gosh. I wonder how long he's here. I wonder if he'll fall so in love with this place. I'm surprised you didn't go to the airport. I didn't know. I didn't know what day he was arriving. If you'd had the time and the date, would you have gone?

Absolutely. Wow. And I would have been arriving in my marching gear. And I'm talking shiny tights. Somebody saw him in person over the weekend. Oh. What? Could we get that person on the phone maybe?

And somebody else said he's here to film his new Apple TV series. There's an article about it. It's called Chief of War. It's a new. Oh, okay. And that's filming in like the studios in Wellington? Must be. Oh.

Goodness me. Oh. Well, how long is he in Auckland for? Can we get him on the show? What could we talk to him? Or maybe he's already gone. Is it Wellington or Auckland? I don't know.

I thought he arrived in Auckland. He would have been on a date. Because what if they're filming it? Because if you need a lot of room, you've got to use the QMIU film set. That's up by my place. Hayley, not too far from your place. You could run into him at New World. That's a 10 minute.

I'm going to New World after the show today. You could run into him at New World. I don't think he goes to do the Super Bowl. Jason, I'll be at New World QMIU around 10 a.m. And then imagine if he's like, oh, I'm not here long enough to plant my little garden. Do you want my little garden? And he gives you his little garden. Is that a youthismism? I didn't mean it to be.

I didn't mean it to be but I see how it could have been contrived. I'm just going to hang around the protein. Right, that's weird. But I feel like he'd have something to do with shopping for him. No, he's a man of the people. That's his whole vibe. He likes to pick his own mints, you know? You know where like someone bouts picks the mints

and it's not like, it's a 500 gram mints recipe, but they get like a 450 and you're like, well, that's one tenth less the mints. I'd rather you went over than under. Wait, hang on, hang on. Rachel. Is Rachel hot? Rachel.

Rachel, good morning. Welcome to the show. What do you want, Rachel? Hi, how are you guys? I'm good, but do you want, Rachel? Hi, how are you guys? I'm good, but are you out of a 10, what are you? Oh, I don't know. I'm a 9. Maybe when I was younger.

No, but wait, Rachel, do you want Jason Momoa? Because she might not be competition, Hayley. No, I'm not competition. I've got a husband. You can have him. Who? Wow, happy. It's Jason Mamoa!

Now you saw him at the weekend in the flesh. Yes. Where was he? Twice. The park higher. He's staying literally just down the road. He's staying just down there. Yeah. We saw him when we were checking in on Friday

night and my husband was like babe, look over there. And I looked over and I was like, oh, my God. And the hotel lady was trying to tell us about the hotel, but I couldn't hear what she was saying anymore after that. Shut up about your shower jets. Shut up, Sarah. Who cares? Yeah, I don't care what year the building was.

We'll find our own place to eat. Yeah, exactly. I can't go today. So do you think he's there, this is where he's staying, or do you think he was just visiting for the weekend? I think he, yeah, I don't know. I think he was just staying for the weekend, and I think they're scouting out locations for like Chief of War or something.

Right, okay. That's coming up. Oh, God, Hayley, you could just park outside the hotel and wait there. I literally walked in this morning, Rachel, and I said, oh, it's a zero effort Monday. I'm wearing track pants, not a drop of makeup. Like, there's a bald spot at the back of my head. Like, it's not today.

It's not today. I've just been sent. Good old Murphy's Law. This photo, this is somebody who met him. Oh, look at that. And had a photo with him. Now, they're outside of Hell Pizza. I looked up Hell Pizza.

Oh, that'll be by the Hyatt. There's one just along. Is there? And Winyard, yeah. Is there a Guinness bar next to it? Why hasn't he gone? No, because that looks like that Victoria Street Guinness bar in central Auckland, doesn't it? Isn't there a Hell Pizza on Victoria Street?

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. He's literally all the way around. He's walked past. I'm going to have to pop home. I'm going to have to pop home, zhuzh up. Get dressed up. Get zhuzh up, and then get back into town.

He's got a funny hat on. We had an awkward little sitch with the elevator with him yesterday. Oh, my God, you were in the elevator too? Tell us what was that. No, we were leaving breakfast and he passed in front of us leaving breakfast, heading towards the elevators. And we got there just after the door closed. And we were like, oh, my God, imagine if we'd ended up in there.

My husband waited a minute, then pushed the button, and the elevator hadn't left. And it opened again with him in there. And we kind of stood there awkwardly for a second. He would have been looking for his key card, because, you know, you've got to put the swipe down. So then what happened? Then what happened?

Did you get in? Did you get in? Well, no, he was like, I said, oh, sorry. And he was like, that's okay. So then what happened? Then what happened? Did you get in? Did you get in? Well, no, he was like, I said, oh, sorry. And he was like, that's okay. And he got out. Oh, my God. And we were like, oh. He can't work an elevator.

We'll get the next one. Do you want to be with a man that can't work an elevator? No, he's being a gentleman. He was saying, you have this one. I'll get the next one. Or he's, like, so averse to, like, interacting with strangers that he was like,'ll just i'll just yeah okay well i mean i'm sure this is an ongoing situation as hayley tracks down uh jason

i think someone might be taking the mic here oh really what what jason momoa was at halitau on friday night get out that's like you're local that's your local. I was at Halotau on Friday night. Oh, maybe this is a wind up then. This could be a wind up. Yeah, it sounds like it. He does love his beers though. He does love his beers. I was at Halotau on Friday and I was there on Sunday. I'm just going to admit it to the people just so that we know that I go to Halotau at least

once a week. Jason, my brother works at a restaurant in Whangarei and Jason went there with 20 other people and had fish and chips on Saturday. He got a photo and everything. They turned up in three helicopters. He was being flown around at the weekend

looking for locations. Oh my God. He was at Halotau on Friday night. That's the second report of Halotau on Friday night. Vaughn. If he was like

I went to Halotau on Friday night. Can we get a confirmation on that Halotau on Friday night? Because I was with confirmation on that Halotau on Friday night? Because I was with you, remember? And then you were like, stay, hang out with us. And I was like, no, I've got to go home.

You were blowing up balloons with your friends. I know. And I was going. You were blowing up for the party. It was a birthday party. So you were blowing up balloons, terrible blowing up balloons. Most of it seemed to be going back into you. I said I was out.

Oh, you've got terrible technique as well. You're terrible. You're like. Oh, my God, so bad. And then you get all panicky and talk like this. And then, anyway. Poor Alan Smith. I'm just going to say, I'll take you to blah, blah, blah.

I left this one because of his poor balloon technique. I got into a cab. I got home. I saw Aaron and we went to the hotel. Anna, you must have missed him by I don't know how much. I'm going to vomit. I love this. All right, well, make sure you keep us updated of any reports

of Jason Momoa. Message Hayley directly. Cowane, I know we're late. I know we are late. What's next? Don't worry about it. Okay. This is the most casual you're going to see me all week.

I'm going to look tight from now on. It's a pop-down time. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and now on. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. Little side note. We need to tell Jason Mamour that I'm 1% Hawaiian. Sure. I'm 19% Maori, 1% Hawaiian.

I reckon play it a bit cooler. Yeah. To no coconut bra. You're coming off a little crazy. I need to calm down. Tonight, it's wall-to-wall coverage of the Queen's funeral in London. Pretty much after the news tonight, it's live right through until 6am. Yeah.

And I feel like the talk of the town over the last few days has been the huge queues. People are queuing to queue to see the Queen. Even David Beckham queued for like 13 hours. He got there at 2am. Thought he'd beat it. He didn't. And Kim, you too have been queuing in this line. Yes, yeah.

I queued for about nine and a half hours to get in on Thursday night. Oh my gosh. Before we talk about what actually happened when you got in there to see the Queen, what did you do in the line for that long? Well, luckily

I actually met a couple of the people around my place in the queue, so we just ended up chatting the whole time and kind of kept each other company, which was really lovely. I feel like I would drain my phone battery on Instagram. And then by the time, you weren't allowed to take phones in, were you? No, we had to switch all our phones off just before we went in.

But luckily, we all had a few portable chargers on the way in. So we managed to get through the queue. Right. So after all that time lined up, hours and hours, what was it like when you finally got inside? Well, we got quite lucky because we were the first group that went in after they'd just done a clean. So we were pretty much the only people in there. There was about 20 of us in there.

What do you mean, clean? Are people cleaning your house? What was that? What were they cleaning? Yeah, what are they, dusty floors or something? They basically have to sanitise the building every like 10,000 people. Right. So we had to, our queue got paused for about an hour while they did that,

which at 3am was not the news we wanted to hear. But we made it through. But yeah, we all got our individual moment in front of the coffin to sort of pay our respects and bow our heads. And it was really, really moving, much more moving than I thought it would be. Wow. Yeah, a lot of people have said that. Like, they didn't expect to cry or be moved as much.

Yeah, I think it was the guards that got me because I expected the guards to sort of be very stern and plain-faced, but they all looked so solemn and so upset by it. So that really got me, was just looking at all their faces while they were guarding her. Wow. Is this the longest you've queued to see anything

or buy something? Oh, yeah, definitely, by far. I think it's gone down as the longest queue in the world. So, I mean, that's quite exciting to be a part of that. Yeah, and in history too, yeah. Amazing. And you say you waited nine and a half hours, but now people got the last reports,

weren't people waiting for after 24? Yeah. Oh, yeah, like huge. Yeah. Yeah, it got worse and worse. I know this is maybe TMI we just met, but how did you deal with the toilet? Because for me, nine and a half hours is nine and a half wheeze.

Well, luckily we were all given a wristband, which let us leave the queue for up to an hour and a half at a time. So we managed to sort of jump in and out and then kind of find the group that we were around using the numbers on our wristbands to like get back in and out. So it wasn't too bad actually.

I would have gone a nappy. I wouldn't have left just in case. Just in case. Kim, well done. Good on you for doing that and being part of that moment in history. Thank you so much for chatting to us. Thanks so much.

Bye. It's been great. Take care. Bye. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Today's fact of the day is your fingernails grow a lot faster than your toenails. Yep.

That would be right. Finger nails grow approximately 3.5 millimetres per month and toenails grow 1.5 millimetres per month. So you know when you see them long-ass, nasty toenails? Oh, that's months. Yes. Months of neglect. Yeah, the longer they get, they can slow down because obviously they need,

what gives them the nutrition to grow is kept in the nutrition to just keep them there at a longer rate. And men's nails grow faster than females, with the exception being during pregnancy when women. Oh, when your hair goes crazy. Everything, yeah, yeah. Keratines just go crazy. Your hair and your nails all start growing really, really fast.

Have you got a nice little fingernail situation? No, I chew mine. Just did mine last night. And that's funny because I thought you never do your toes. I thought at the time I did both, nails and toenails. And then I was like, it is weird you don't do your toenails as much. No. Because they don't grow as much.

No, you do your fingernails far more often. So today's fact of the day is your fingernails grow way faster than your fingernails. Science. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley's Monday Maestros. Monday Maestros, we have homework set for us on Friday and on Monday we must present our homework to the class.

This is really fun. We're learning. We learned the recorder. We learned pie and now we learned some Espanol. And Romy joins us again this morning. Good morning, Romy. Hola, Romy. Hola, ¿cómo están?

Yep. Buenos. Good morning. Soy. Soy bueno. Muchos bueno. I don't know how well this has gone, Romy, to be honest. Now, we're each going to, we've got like a couple of sentences each

and then maybe you could at the the end, translate what we said. And then at the very end, after all three of us have gone, you can award the winner. How does that sound? Yeah, amazing. For those that don't know, you're from Argentina, is that right? Yes. Because there are different accents of different countries. Spanish can sound quite different, can't it?

Oh, yes. Especially in South America, we have very different sounds everywhere. Right. You're obviously biased, but do you think that Argentinian Spanish is the best? Maybe it's easier than others. I'm not going to say the best because we speak very fast. Yeah. But the Mexican one is the best because we speak very fast. Yeah. The Mexican one is the best.

They speak really well. It's the one they use in the movies for translation. Okay, that's interesting. Wow. Well, I've sort of, I'll start, shall I? Because I was such a crazy experience learning it because I sort of went for a more like a northeast variety and I find it really changes my voice a bit. learning it because I sort of went for a more like a northeast variety.

And I find it really changes my voice a bit. When you speak Spanish? It's like almost unrecognizable, but it's so, I love it. Okay, here's my best attempt. Hola, mi nombre es Hailey Hines Pruy. Tengo 32 años. Tengo un novio alto y un gato que se está quedando calvo. Did you have a stroke?

Tengo un zapato talla 10, grande. Lo sé. Cuando era joven, mi hermano me golpeó en la tara con un palo de golf. Ay, hablar español es tan fácil. You're cheating. How long does it take? That's cheating. You know what I mean?

Like it changes. This is when I speak. Hola, mi nombre es Hayley. But when I'm speaking normal, hello, my name is Hayley. Are you sure that wasn't Google Translate? That sounded like Google Translate. It did sound like Google Translate. It was.

It was. Romy. How would you rate Google Translate, Romy? Hey. Oh, well, it's probably okay. It depends on what you want to say. If it's easy sentence, it's okay. But if you want to say some slang, it's nothing.

Like words. Yeah, yeah. Really bad. want to say some slang, it's nothing. Like, really bad. Well, I wasn't trying to slant. I mean, I reject the accusations of cheating. Just roughly what did Google Translate say there, Romy? So she said she's hailing. Maybe she has a cat that it's running out of here or something like that. Okay.

See, I think, again, your slang has been lost in translation there. And the best part was that when she was a kid, she was hit by a golf stick. Yes, she was. Her brother. Her hermano. Her brother, right? Her brother, yeah.

Their brother, yeah, their brother. Los polos hermano. I think I've done quite well there because Romy absolutely understood me. So... Oh, right. Okay, so you've done really well there. Who's going next? I don't know.

Do you want to go next? Fletch. Fletch. Oh, Romy. Oh, Romy's just demanding. She's so demanding. All right. Hola, chica.

I don't know if that's a strong start. Is that bad? Is that bad? No, it's okay's a strong start. Is that bad? No, it's okay. It's okay. Is it okay? Because it's like we're in English saying, hello, girl. You can say that for a friend, right?

We're friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hola, chica. Mi nombre es Fletch. Amor a los gatos. Tengo un gato. called Major Murray Fluffington. My favorite food is pastel. I also like to build arena castles.

Oh! That's my Spanish. Wow. That's my Spanish. Okay, well. Okay, not off to a good start from Romy. What did I say, Romy? Wow. That's my Spanish. Wow. That's my Espanol. Okay. Okay. Not off to a good start from Romy. Now, what did I say, Romy?

So, the last part I couldn't understand, but at the beginning you love cats. Yes, I love cats. And your favorite food is pesto, did you say? It was meant to be cake. Pasta. Pastel, yeah. Ah, pastel, okay.

That's it. You said my favorite food is old El Paso. That's what I thought he said too. I was like, that is so insulting. That is so insulting. My favourite food is a boxed version of... I tried to say, también me gusta construir castillos de arena. I like building sandcastles.

Ah, yeah. Okay, good. She didn't understand. And then like, yeah, that's right. And then I said my favourite food is cake. Pastel. Pastel. Okay, well, anyway, I gave it a go. That was good.

Vaughan, you're up next. Hola, mi amo Vaughan. Muchos gustos, Romy. Buenos dias, Fletch Haley. Hoy es lunes día fuente de septiembre. Yeah. Today is Monday, September 20th. My grandmother is good. She loves sausages. My wife is Shade.

My wife is Indiana. My wife is August. Don't call your daughters heifers. Me gustan las vacas, las yaginas y las cabras. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez. Did you just go? That was very good. That was very good. Romy, what did he say? Oh, my God. No ve días. Did he just go... I like that one. That was very good.

That was very good. Romy, what did he say? Oh, my God. So he says his grandma... Sorry, this was so funny. That today was Monday. Yes. Good, 19th of September.

Yes, I did. I did say that. Yes. Good. 19th of September. Yes, I did. I did say that. Yes. Wow. That you like some animals like chickens, hens. Yeah. Oh, that was your list. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, that was at the end. Las vacas. Las vacas. Is that cows? Yes, cows. And las gallinas. Is that?

Gallinas, hens. Hens. And las cabinas. Is that? Gallinas, hens. Hens. And las cabras. Las cabras. When you said las ginas, I don't know if you can say that on the radio. It's goat. It was very good, Vaughn. And mi abuela se bueno y ella ama las salchichas.

Oh, yeah, that was the part. Yeah, yeah. Your grandma is really nice and she loves the sausages. Yeah! She loves sausages. She does love sausages. I mean, we can't fact check it. We can't fact check it.

No, we can't. Romy, how do you think we did? So, you guys did awesome. I think Hayley cheated a little, though. Yeah, she's disqualified, Romy. She's disqualified. All right, I'll admit it. Hear her now. I didn Hayley cheated a little, though. Yeah, she's disqualified, Romy. She's disqualified. All right, I'll admit it. Hear her now.

I didn't do the work. And you ran to Google Translate. Five minutes before, you were on the phone, Romy. I put some words into Google Translate. Disgusting. I'm out. I'm out. Because the pronunciation was great, so.

Yeah. Well, that's Google. Well done, Google. So out of Fletch and myself, who did better? Who won? I think you won, Vos. It was great. It was the sausage.

It was the grandma and the sausages, wasn't it? Yeah, the granny and the sausage, yes. Yeah. It was brilliant. It was brilliant. Romy, thank you so much. Felicidades, Vos. Felicidades.

Felicidades. Yay. Felicidades. Felicidades. Amazing. Romy, thank you so much for taking the time out of your day. Gracias, Romy. Gracias. Muchas gracias. Muchas gracias, Romy. Hello, Soundkeeper Georgia here.

So I've actually banned producer Jared from playing the Secret Sound guesses from the show in the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. Instead, you need to listen to our Secret Sound podcast to get it, where you can text SECRET9696, and you'll get a link directly to the podcast, or you can just follow our socials, Secret Sound everywhere. All right, toodles. Is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for a poos. Busting for a poos.

Jesus. Give us a review. the podcast done because I'm blasting for a poos. Blasting for a poos. Jesus. Give us a review.