ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 1st January 2023

Episode Date: December 31, 2022

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley talk New Years Resolutions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try barista made iced coffees available now at your local McCafe. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year.

Happy 2023. It all turns around here. Are you one of those people that are like, don't say Happy New Year's, New Year's, because it's New Year. How many New Year's ago did we go to Gisborne? Oh, that was like three New Year's ago. Bourne doesn't want to be reminded of the time he went to R&B for 14 hours. Tops. Oh, that's right. You abandoned ship. Fail. Get out of there. Yeah, definitely. Fair enough. Are you guys resolution makers?

Not really. Nah. If you're going to identify something that you'd like to deal with, why leave it to one day of the year, you know? Yeah, yeah. Make those changes every day. But it is a change. Every day could be the first day of a new year.

People like a reset, though, don't they? Yeah, yeah. This year I would like to, I say this every year, I'd like to apologize less. Oh, okay. You know, I'm one of those people that's always like? Yeah, yeah. This year I would like to, I say this every year, I'd like to apologize less. Oh, okay. You know, I'm one of those people that's always like, oh, sorry, like I say sorry before I ask for what I want. I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah. You're going like, oh, sorry, is it all right if I use your toilet? What am I sorry about? I'm going to need to go wheeze. Yeah. So I'm going to say sorry less, even if I'm in the wrong and actually someone needs an apology. I'll be like, I just sort of have this theory at the moment.

I can't say it because I've taken a bow. Sorry too much, sort of in my general life. You crash into somebody in the supermarket car park, you jump out and you look at them and they're like, oh my God. And you're like, yeah, this is totally my fault. And they're like, hmm. Yeah. And? Yeah.

Yeah. It's just wild, isn't it? I just hit you. It's just wow. I mean, these things do happen. This is what insurance is for Yeah I'd like to try a new food

You know like something I don't normally eat Maybe I'd get into mussels I do not do mussels I don't do mussels But last year Because I used to think oysters were yuck And then last year I had one of the best oysters of my life

I would gobble oysters I love oysters Yeah And last year you did the cooking classes And they were amazing The cooking classes Have opened up My whole world

Of cuisine And I want to start Being a little bit More adventurous Right With my food Yeah Maybe I try mussels

Maybe some kina I'm a bad Maori This is what my nana Would say I'm a bad Maori I don't eat seafood So you're not into The seafood

Yeah So I've got to get into My nan would say The same thing But it was all racism It was There wasn't There was no The words bad My nan would say the same thing, but it was all racism. It was, there wasn't, there was no. The words ban and Māori were in the same sentence.

Yeah, yeah. She'd call me that as a sort of, and I'd be like, but, and then now that I've grown up, I realise that we're very racist. Yeah. Okay. So it's not quite a resolution, but what's one thing you'd like to achieve this year? Oh, no COVID.

Oh, bless COVID? Oh, bless you, sweetheart. I'm fucked though, aren't I? You're fucked, that's for sure. Unless there's a new

vaccine on the horizon because they haven't stopped working on that. No. Haven't they? Nah. I thought we were sort of done with the whole

palaver. I mean, I'm bored of it, don't get me wrong. Yeah. The whole palaver. Learned that. But it's like I was saying to you the other day, Hayley.

What if every time we get it, it's just fucking us a little bit? But that's what somebody said. Their friend had it three times and they were fine. It was on the fourth time they ended up in hospital on a ventilator and in a wheelchair. Say that to Mr. COVID over here. Must have torn the trough. I know. Jeez Louise.

He's only got it a long time. Well, that's why you've just got to live life, you know, guys. Get out there and just live life. You don't know how You've just got to live life You know guys Get out there And just live life You don't know how long You're going to be here for You're done there Achievements

Achievements Things I'd like to achieve From an overachiever Like myself It's hard Yeah Yeah It does a lot

I would like to What about Your Jade Airpoints Because you're The perfect orgasm I clocked that years ago mate I mean god I've been bloody trying I've been practising Yeah What about your jade ear points? The perfect orgasm? I'm not that years ago, mate I mean, God, I've been bloody trying I've been practising

Yeah Really been What is the perfect orgasm? I don't know I've not had it yet You're not doing it right But I imagine it's When you do

It's like probably doing heroin The first time they say it's great, eh? And then you're just constantly chasing the dragon But you always have a good time, don't you? I have a fine time It's about the journey It's a fine time Yeah But it's not perfect Right you always have a good time Don't you? I have a fine time It's about the journey It's a fine time Yeah

But it's not perfect Right So there's a fine time I'd like to cull a couple of friends Yeah you've got too many Way too many Why did you say that As you looked at us so

Oh just you know First in No last in First off Yeah That's okay That's alright That's less people for me to deal with

God I was going to make the work week A bit crap this year Not being friends Yeah Radio shows's less people for me to deal with. God, I was going to make the work week a bit crap this year. Not being friends. Yeah. Radio shows have done it for longer. I don't know what I want to achieve.

I'm happy. When you make a statement like that, the follow up from listeners on the street when they see you is like,

hey, you know when you said like radio shows don't get on, which ones? Which ones? Who is it? Which ones? Who is it historically and also now you can kind of tell watching their clips right anyway carry on vaughn carry on i don't know what i want to achieve

i don't know i don't want to get jacked like beyond the point of um like yeah i want to get silly jacked so you mean you're gonna start using your chris hemsworth app yeah, I want to get silly jacked. So you mean you're going to start using your Chris Hemsworth app? Yeah, like I want to not be able to walk through the door. I want to be able to go sideways because my shoulders are so boom. You're so jacked. Wow. Yeah, I want to get ripped.

Yeah, okay. Well, good luck with that. I'm happy to take some testosterone. I know how easy it is to derail your journey to hell. Are we getting brunch today? Okay, if you had to rate, review, or marry Fletch, Vaughn or Hayley, what one would it be? Okay, I would marry Hayley.

I would have sex. Wait, which one is it? No, no, no, no. It's only rate, review, marry. Oh, okay. No comment. I would have sex with the podcast. I don't know how that would work.

Give us a sexy little review, though.