ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 20th January 2023

Episode Date: January 19, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley ponder how many tablecloths a Yum Cha restaurant has on handSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try barista-made iced coffees available now at your local McCafe. Question from me to you. Go. How many tablecloths does that yum cha restaurant we have go to?

How many tablecloths full stop do restaurants go through? Yeah. Because the yum cha, when we last went to yum cha as a team, I slopped the first thing. I already had a terrible tablecloth from like two minutes in. The first time I ever went to yum cha, I was like, oh, no. And everyone laughed. Ah, don't worry about that.

That thing's going straight in a bleach wash the minute we're done with it here but why do they use tablecloths is it because they're not plastic is it because of like

the oil no but why don't they just go beer table like you know a cafe or a restaurant would do it would just be stain it would be all the soy sauce

and all the chilli oil all the oil all the oil would eventually get through that varnish on a table and it would just be. God, they'd need a hot wash at a yum cha. Hot wash.

I'd love to know what they wash. But yeah, last time we were there, I raised this question to my wife. I said, how many tablecloths? And then we saw this massive sack. Yeah. That had been tied off at the top. And I was like, I wonder if that's what the tablecloths are. Straight from the laundry.

So I snuck over there on the way to the bathroom. Did you? I opened it up. All tablecloths and napkins. You are so nosy. What a fiddler. Yeah, so a fiddler and a look. And so this sack was massive.

And then we watched another one pretty much get filled in the time we were there. Because they just finished. They just ripped. Yeah. Whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip. Okay, would you rather at the commercial laundry depot be opening the big sack from the yum cha restaurant with little bits of pork and wonton I don't know, shake off the wonton. Chili oil

and stuff. I don't know if they would. I don't think they would. Or would you be rather opening the bag of towels and sheets from the hotel? Oh, yeah. Tablecloth. Yum cha, yum cha, yum cha Yum cha, yum cha, yum cha I'm feral in a hotel You know what I mean? I'm gross. I eat in bed And sweaty

And I can't get the aircon right Orgies Sex juice Sex juice Sex I walk in there And I'm like What's happening down there?

Sex juice Sex juice You're on the sheets You're on the walls You're on the floor Sex juice Sex juice Yeah

Do you know what? On the hand towels Somehow on the TV. Sex, juice, sex, juice. Yeah. Do you know what? On the hand towels. Somehow on the TV. Do you know the pandemic gave hotels the ultimate opportunity to finally scale back housekeeping? Yeah, I know. Because people are disgusting in hotel rooms. Yeah, I know.

Feral. Feral. What is it? Is it the light? The darkness? I don't know. The silence? Oh, gee. Commercial laundry blows my mind. What is it? Is it the light? The darkness? I don't know The silence? Logic

Commercial laundry blows my mind Why? I'd love to go on a tour of the We used to live just down the road I don't know if it's still there From the Elskotel factory Oh yeah They do all the tea towels

You've got to go all day Yeah And it said Fresh and clean On one thing That was where you parked If you were picking up the fresh and clean Or dirty drop-off.

Right. And somebody took spray paint to it and wrote, ain't nobody dope as me. I'm just so fresh and clean clean. A lot of effort to go to for a graffiti, but I appreciated it every time I saw it. A lot of words. A lot of words.

Yeah, yeah. God, they must use some chemicals. I know. And where does that go? Straight into the sewage system with everybody else? And would you, if you were washing sheets, you'd have to inspect the sheet to see that there was no stain spot removal needed, right? No, I don't think you'd do a check.

You'd just shove it in. Oh. And then when you went to fold it, if there was a stain post-wash, you'd go, that stain's not coming out for the amount of bleach we've put in here. That's why they're all white. I feel like there should be a Vice documentary. This would fit a Vice documentary. Yes, yes, yes.

Things that would fit a Vice documentary. Go. My sex life. Sure. My previous partners. Things that would have fitted Vice documentary. I mean, Vice is always something you're like, this is so interesting. At the end, you're like, harrow, Vice is always something you're like,

this is so interesting. At the end, you're like, harrowing watch. Yeah. Yeah, you're like, God, the world, eh? The world. Who was it that did the documentary, per se? Fred Armisen. Fred Armisen, Bill Hader. Oh, they've got a new season.

Docu Now or whatever it's called. Yeah. Documentary Now. And everyone's based on a famous documentary. They're Grey Gardens. They're Grey Gardens. It's so funny. In fact, Grey Gardens, you might be listening to the podcast

and you may have heard us loosely reference Grey Gardens before. A phenomenal documentary. It's a classic. It's wild. One of the classic docos. Made in the 70s. Do you remember a few days ago when we saw a woman dressed as the mum from Grey Gardens?

Yeah. That was her work attire, by the way. Yeah. And gosh, she had some character Yeah Quite intimidated by a lady With that much character Is that the podcast done

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