ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 21st January 2023

Episode Date: January 20, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley reveal which famous person they'd like to be the child ofSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh, I hate that. Yeah, no, it's not good, is it? Chaps? Follas? Hello, chaps. I like that. G'day, chaps. Yeah, hello, my girl. Oh, I hate that. Yeah, no, it's not good, is it? Chaps? Fullers? Hello, chaps. I like that. G'day, chaps. Yeah, hello, chaps. Thought.

Thought starter. I'll pose it to the group. If you could be the child of any famous person, who would that person be? Well, I haven't heard from him for a few years. He might have been doing something, but I certainly haven't heard his name out and about. But Johnny Depp seems like a good guy. Oh, just pause.

Can we? Oh, can we? No, no, no. What's happened? Is he a piece of shit now? Yeah, he's a piece of shit. Yeah, a piece of shit. I mean, who didn't see that coming?

I don't know. I'd want it to be someone that no one had a bad thing to say about like tom hanks yeah tom hanks has one great son and one crazy yeah yeah well he's about to have a second pretty cool son vaughn thanks no i would wouldn't you want to be someone like um the son of like steve jobs Jobs? Oh, you are rich. You inherit his vast wealth. He was like an innovator. Yes.

So seen as very cool. Yes. And then you also wouldn't be recognized. But people also said he was a prick. No, but you also wouldn't be recognized. Ah, right. You're saying anonymity. You'd get the anonymity.

Wealth and anonymity. Whereas if you were the son of Princess Diana and Prince Charles, you couldn't go anywhere. Your life would be horrible. Yeah, I think I'd go for some kind of rock and roll old timer. Because you'd have access to cool stories. Yeah, but then your dad would have done some shit. Oh yeah, it would have been on heroin and cocaine when you were being born.

But what a tale to tell. You know, what a tale. I heard a podcast with Wayne Gretzky, like famous hockey player recently. And he said because his son also just liked playing hockey, but obviously knew that his father was the best hockey player of all time. But because his last name was Gretzky, everybody would say to him, you're not as good as your dad.

Yeah, right. Oh, that would suck. And he would say to people, well, breaking news, you're not as good as my dad either. Yeah. Yeah, right. So having the same name as them, if it was like a popular name.

Bit of a different name. Smith would be fine because there's thousands of us. But even like Hanks, people would be like, ha's thousands of us But even like Hanks People would be like Hanks Like tall And you would say Is Colin as good a director As his dad

Yes Yeah because they're in the same field So you wouldn't want to be In the same field as them It would be horrible Being compared It would be Singers as well

You know like Who's Who's Who's This is such a good thought Hayley Who's Oh it's Singy Lennon, this is such a good thought, Hayley. Who's, oh, it's Singy Lennon. John Lennon's son.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean Lennon. Can't remember his name. Sean Lennon. He did music. Well, no, so did Bob Dylan's son, didn't he? Remember that? He was in the, he's the Wallflowers. Yeah.

But everyone's just like, oh, this isn't like your dad's music. Yeah, your dad's iconic. You're like pop rock. Like, what is this? How embarrassing. One headline? Are you kidding me? That was an absolute banger.

It's an absolute banger. It's an absolute banger. Vaughn, if you will, please. I don't know how much of these songs we can play in the podcast, but we do have a radio license, so I think we can play like a snippet. Snippet us. I think we can play songs in the podcast now. If we talk over them.

No, I think it's been changed back. Oh, it hasn't been changed. Oh, well, let's stop then. We don't want to see it cancelled. In my podcast, 60 Songs That Explain the 90s, they don't link the song at the end of the episode anymore. Don't they? Even though it literally, at the end of it, linked to the

proper Spotify version of it so that the artist would get the royalties, which I can't understand because it's also... There's some weird rules, eh? Weird rules. That is also put together by the ringer that is owned by Spotify, so I'd like to know the politics behind that situation. Because I never understand when YouTube take down a video because someone uses a song in a home video. It's like, if anything, it's only going to make people want to listen to that song.

Yeah. And stream it or buy it. And then the artist makes money. It's mind-blowing to me. Do you know, I'd probably be like a famous chef's daughter. So daddy would cook for me Gordon Ramsay Yeah, he actually looks like a really fun dad

Hayley Ramsay Yeah, yeah, Hayley Jane Ramsay Okay That sounds, hey, Jane Ramsay Oh, JonBenet Ramsay JonBenet Ramsay That's a different podcast intro Where we try to solve the murder

Yes Yeah, I'd go chef, celeb chef That'd be cool Imagine if your mum was Nigella Lawson. Cool. She was on the Australian

My Kitchen Rules. And it was so weird. You were like Pete and Manu when they used to turn up. That's one thing. Because that was what they became known for.

But you imagine on My Kitchen Rules what it would have been like if the door would open and be like, hello chocolate lovers. Hello chocolate lovers. And Nigella's standing there and you invite her in and she gets the wobbly chair and you're like, oh, this lovers. Hello, chocolate lovers. And Nigella's standing there.

Yeah. And you invite her in and she gets the wobbly chair. And you're like, oh, this isn't going to bode well for my school. Oh, I know. Having her in. Yeah, I'm going Nigella. Has Nigella got children? Nigella's my mum.

Nigella doesn't have children, eh? Because I just had to Google if Dolly Parton's got children. Because I reckon Dolly Parton would be a great mum. Does she? No. No children. I just don't have any time for some children. Nigella is mother to two children, Cosima and Bruno.

They're 26 and 24. Oh, my God. How old is Nigella? Oh, she's old. She's 62. What? She's tight. Yeah.

Up tight. Imagine when you're like 19 And your mum's involved in a coke scandal I'd be like Go mum That's fun Imagine that You're 19 or 18

And all in the news Your mum's like being Absolutely You know Everyone's absolutely Got it for your mum Because of the way she's like Hello

She's seductive Yeah I'm gonna Plop some butter in there. I'm going to plop a little butter. Oh, it dripped down my chest. I do apologise. Yeah, but you go around and you're friends with her daughter or son and she's like, do you want me to drop your kids off the bar?

Yes, please. That's the way she'd talk to you. Yeah, she does. Oh, she's posh but also rough as guts. I love her. She's like a scone. You look famished. I want more than a scone.

Oh, no. Sorry, I got... Don't speak to my mum like that. Sorry. I got swept up in the moment. Okay, so I'm Vaughan Hanks. You're... Hayley Lawson.

I'm Hayley Lawson. I'm Fletch Jobs. Fletch Jobs. Fletch Jobs. I get the latest iPhone. You would technically be just Jobs. I'd be just Jobs. Fletch is your last name. Yeah. And your nickname is derived from it. You would just be just Jobs I'd be just Jobs Because Fletcher is your last name

Yeah And your nickname is derived from it You would just be Jobs I'd be just Jobs Jobsy Jobsy Oh I just realised I did the whole show With my headphones on backwards

So Well that means the show's backwards then isn't it We're going to have to play this in reverse Well should we speak in reverse And hopefully they'll work out the other way? Share a deezer, deezer, deezer. Give us a review. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.