ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 22nd August 2022

Episode Date: August 21, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. I ain't worried about it right now. Hello, welcome to the Fletchbourne and Hayley Show. It's thanks to McCafe. Download the McDonald's app and earn rewards on your coffee. We're all tracking deliveries, aren't we? We're all tracking the couriers. Yeah, well, I've ordered something from America.

Where is Secaucus? Secaucus? C-E-C-A-U-C-U-S. Never heard of it. In Saddlebrook. It'll be somewhere where some giant distribution company is able to hire workers for minimum wage and build a giant distribution place. Hudson County in New Jersey. Okay.

So that's what I'm, oh, there's the Empire State Building. Hello. I feel like tracking ever since COVID is just way, it's on the piss. It's on the piss. It's on the piss. It'll say in the depot or just leaving or something, and then all of a sudden it's at your house. Yeah. And the tracking's like, it's got no idea.

Surprise, bitch. Like, surprise, yeah. 3rd of August the label was created. Yeah, right. That was too long ago. Yeah, because that's another one. It'll be like, oh, it hasn't been dispatched yet, and then it's at your door. Well, mine's in New Zealand now, presented to customs,

customs cleared, and then customs cleared again. So a couple of people have had a little forage around. It is a powder, so they might have thought. Yeah, right. The dogs will have had a couple of sniffs of that. And then transferred to partner carrier. Does that mean it's with the courier? Yeah.

Yeah, it'll be close. And then I'll get, I'll carry a view more tracking Do you reckon we'll ever get to the stage where Air tags, like trackers like that Are so cheap That they can just put them on a package And so you'll actually be able to see your dot Wherever it is in the world

Yeah That would be cool It's a bit stalkery though For the safety of the courier drivers Oh yeah, trying to think about that You know what I mean? Yeah Or yeah, you could rob the van

You could rob the van, yeah. Try to think about that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Or, yeah, you could rob the van. You could rob the van, yeah. Think about that. Mine is halfway between Petone and Auckland. It'll be here today, I reckon. Estimated deliveries tomorrow. Oh, no. Well, you'll find out what Vaughn and I have purchased and what we're tracking in today's potty.

Don't want to give it away. He's excited. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Morning. Good morning. Someone's in my car park. Someone is in your car park. A dramatic start to the day.

Someone's in my car park. There's a blue Honda in your car park. I said immediately tow them. Yeah, you're ruthless. Because I'm ruthless. Yeah, I'm a soft touch. You're an absolute walkover. You're a doormat.

That's why they're parking in your car park. Because they say, who would tow me? Not Vaughan Smith. He's too nice. He's a nice guy. He's a nice guy. 2017 Honda CR-V. Blue, two-wheel drive, touring 1.5 litre.

Did you just car jam this? I was going to say you need to do that. I do. I love car jamming. If you don't know what car jam is, carjam.co.nz. If you ever see a car and you're like, what kind of car is that? And you can Google the number plate, it'll tell you the make and model. But not the owner.

Does it tell you the owner and the address? No. You can pay more. Yeah. Oh, really? My dad used to have to do this. We ran a finance company. To see if there was money

owing on cars. To see if there's money owing on cars. Yeah, or if you ever see like an abandoned car, you do it and someone might have reported that car stolen

so then you can ring 10-5 or Star 555 and say, I've seen a car that's been reported stolen. Huh? Oh. Yeah, but just,

I don't know who had the sheer audacity. She had his sheer audacity. Because this is a weekend hangover, I reckon. How much is it to pay Car Jam to find the owner? God, that would be the ultimate stalking tool, wouldn't it? Yeah, we could do. We could do a full investigation. Ownership history, yeah.

Four owners in New Zealand. Two owners excluding dealers. So this car's been do a full investigation. Ownership history, yeah. Four owners in New Zealand. Two owners excluding dealers. So this car's been in a dealer twice. Yeah, but to get the name, how much does that cost? Hold on, I'll click it. We could all chip in. We'd do a whip around. Yeah, just because I really want to find out whose it is now. I think justice should be served. New Zealand history in money owings,

$14.75. Yeah. New Zealand market value, not interested. Dog and Lemon Review, not interested. $250,75. Yeah. New Zealand market value, not interested. Dog and Lemon Review, not interested. $250,000 ownership guarantee. The ownership guarantee. What does it want the name? Hebro provides a guarantee to you that the vehicle will not be repossessed. Okay, so not that one.

So it must be the top one. $14.75. Kyle, we can do that. We'll chip in $14.75. Yeah, I'll chip in. Yeah, ownership history. Yeah, but just tow them. It's free.

You're a soft touch smithy. No, no, no, no, no, no, free You're a soft touch Soft touch smithy No no no Soft touch smithy No no no But you know the flow on effect I've parked in Management's car park That I've just

Flicked in my message Because There was one car park Left on the road And I drove in Saw my car park was Full so I backed out And someone snaked into it

So I was like At like Four to the six In the morning I was in gym The like four to six in the morning. I was in the gym. The gym, yeah. Oh, yeah, the gym. Everybody's going to the gym.

Yeah. Okay. I mean, you probably should have just walked to the gym. Also, power play from you, not to take like, like you took a management's car park. You didn't take like another, like a plebs car park.

Oh, no, no, no. I don't punch down. You just punch up. Okay, right, great. Yeah. I was going to take The CEO's car park But I don't have access

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Like we're so fortunate To have been given A preview of six episodes We have the first couple of episodes, Hayley? I have. I've watched the first episode. We've actually been, like, we're so fortunate to have been given a preview of six episodes. We have. I have. Are we allowed to say, because I've seen reviews of Santa coming out on the media,

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Will your chance to win cash coming up 8 o'clock this morning? The top six on the way? Yeah, an Australian cafe owner wants his staff to wear little red stickers on their shirts when they're menstruating. This has surely got to be a joke, right? No. It sounds like a joke.

I certainly hope so. So I've got the 12 six. The 12 six? The top six. You're doing two top sixes. He's had his three top sixes. I've got the top six other ways of letting people in your cafe know that your staff are menstruating. Right.

That's good to know. It's important. Everybody, everywhere, at every time knows everyone else's menstruating, menstrual cycle. Because you wouldn't want to bring an aggressive dog into a cafe if the staff's all menstruating. Or a bear. Or a bear, yeah. Or a shark. Okay, top six coming up before seven.

Next on the show, though. The Finnish Prime Minister. The hottest, regularly voted hottest young Prime Minister in the world. Oh, poor Jacinda. I know. It's a real slap in the face. Real slap in her beautiful face. Yes.

She had it, and now it's been taken by the Finnish Prime Minister. But it's not easy being young and hot. Trust me, I remember. Yes, and Finnish political scandal next on the show. ZM. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. The Finnish Prime Minister, Sanne Marin,

she was elected, was it last year or the year before? I feel like she ousted somebody because of their poor response to COVID, perhaps. Right. In the early days. I don't really follow Finnish politics too closely.

I'm a big Finnish politician. Well, do you know what? This might come as a shock to you, Hayley, but Ancestry.com have updated their... Oh, yeah, baby. They've updated their... What do you call them? Their ethnicity groups or their... Have they?

Have they? And I'm... Vaughan and I have actually shot up the rankings of the Nordic, the Scandi countries, haven't we? Correct. I think I'm 10% Scandi now.

Yep. I'm currently sitting at 9% Swedish and Danish. So now that's equal to my Irish, which I have often blamed for my drinking. But now I'm 61% Scottish

who also like a drink and the Swedish who love a schnapps. who love a schnapps. They love a schnapps with breakfast. Oh, my God. How have they done this and it's changed so dramatically? Last week when we were talking about it, I was 49% Scottish, which made a lot of sense.

Now it's 38. What's up? Oh, my Maldi's dropped. It's really, it's really. How much has it dropped? 1%. Right. 19.

Ugh. Norway, 4%. Ireland's in, 17%. Yeah, right. It's taken from a Scotland. Hawaii, 1%. That's where my Maori's gone. It's taken the 1%.

It's gone to the, yeah. Oh, okay. It's traced you right back. Isn't it fascinating that the more people that do the DNA test, the more they can work out your ancestry? It's so fascinating. Anyway, we'll carry on. Carry on.

We all feel a connection. I've always felt a connection to the ocean. You know? Yeah, right. And I knew it was more than just the New Zealand oceans. I'm sort of a Moana. More a Moana vibe. Yeah.

Me and Dwayne the Rock Johnson, I have a feeling we could be related. All right, calm down 1%. We could be related. Or he's going to teach you the way of wayfaring. Okay. This is how the 1% live. Yeah. The 1% Hawaiian, that is.

Santa, Mara, and actually, I've been corrected, 2019 was when she... Oh, wow. She has served as Prime Minister of Finland Since then So that was Three years ago She would have been 33 years old

At the time of election She is now 36 years old Would she have been The youngest Even just Prime Minister Let alone female Prime Minister Would she have been

Younger than Jacinda Yeah Yep Yep Because what was Jacinda When she was Oh Maybe not

Because what's Jacinda now 40 42 when she was? Oh, maybe not. What's Jacinda now? 40? 42. How much older was she at school? But she was Prime Minister since 2017, so five years. So she became the world's youngest female head of government at 37.

Jacinda did. Jacinda. Yeah, but so this girl, this Prime Minister is this girl. I'm allowed to say that Because I'm older than her Surely And I think of myself As a boy

This hot young chicky babe She's only 36 now And she's been Prime Minister for three years Oh yeah she would have Beaten Jacinda Yeah So she

Has now been called out For the amount of partying She's doing And people are demanding A drug test She's taken the drug test And apparently nothing So she has now been called out for the amount of partying she's doing. And people are demanding a drug test. She's taken the drug test. And apparently nothing to report. No, of course not.

And there was also scandal because she was dancing with somebody who was married, right? Yeah, but she wasn't. That was all it was. I know, I know. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Because she's married too.

Because people are saying, well, you're the Prime Minister, you shouldn't be out at nightclubs. Why not? I don't know. You're still allowed a life. Yeah. Who wrote the rules that Prime Ministers have to be stuffy, old, bloody?

Yeah. Sitting in their whiskey rooms. Yeah, I was going to say, the Prime Minister's a whiskey drinker, aren't they? Yeah, cigars. Yeah. They aren't, you know, a? Yeah, cigars. Yeah. They aren't, you know, a bottle of Prosecco Deep. Yeah. Or you know, a couple of Red Bull Voddies.

Because she is in Finland, so you know, they love their vodka. Yeah, they love their vodka. Finlandia, I think that's all they drink. Oh yeah, Finlandia. Must be. Where else would it be from? I certainly hope so, otherwise Finland might have issue with that alcohol provider. All right, 14 past six.

We'll listen up, you two. I've got what it means if you hate astrology. Your star signs. Your Virgo and Capricorn rising. Vaughan's got no time for it. Oh, yeah, but I don't hate it. I just don't regard it with any feelings. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Let's talk about astrology. Did you guys notice the moon this morning when you were coming into work? Don't regard her with any feelings.

Let's talk about astrology. Did you guys notice the moon this morning when you were coming into work? I did. A little crescent situation. Real little crescent. It was a little, like a nail, like a clipped nail. Why are you going to ruin the image of the moon by making it like... I always think that when it's like a little slither. I'm like, it's like a nail clipping.

Oh, that you find in the carpet. You're like, oh, who did this here? It's in the sink or nowhere else. Or outside in the summer. Always clip nails, yeah. That's just a PSA to everyone. Well, a psychologist has looked into why, in particular, men think astrology is all a crock of shite.

Yeah. And it is because of their toxic masculinity. That's why. Nothing to do with, you know, there's no proof in it is because of their toxic masculinity. That's why. Nothing to do with, you know, there's no proof in it or blah, blah, blah. Does this encompass crystals and all that nonsense? Crystals, yeah. You sort of... What's it got to do with toxic masculinity?

Well, because... Explain yourself, woman. Because astrology has been feminised, basically. It's seen as a very girly thing to believe in. They think that a lot of men think it's too girly and immature for them. Right, okay. It sounds like a you problem. If you think something's too girly for you,

it's because you're a toxic man. I don't think it's too girly for you, it's because you're a toxic man. I don't think it's too girly for me. I just think it's horse shit. There's absolutely no scientific proof. You're coming across pretty toxic here, Gordon. I'm coming across hot and toxic. You're the aggression. I'm just trying to speak.

I'm just trying to share the article. Yeah. You didn't need to come out attacking like that. I'm not attacking you. I'm attacking your entire gender. My toxic masculinity also thinks astrology is embarrassing. Yeah. But, hey, we all need something to believe in.

Maybe the stars are it. Though I am like I'll make that relationship between whatever my star sign says that morning and my life. Oh, broad strokes of a brush. If I just have a little, because I say I don't believe in it, but then I'm like, holy shoot. Star sign. I was going to get a reading today because I am starting a new life today, a new journey to health. Right.

Does this mean no cafe treats at all this week? None. None. Wow. And we're going away. Yeah. What about a custard square? I had a kazi at a kazi square at the weekend.

Oh, good stuff. No, I'm not having a bar of it. I poisoned my body this weekend and it's not happening. Today you were suggested to keep calm and be happier. Be happier? What is that? Be happier. Don't overthink about anything and work harder.

That's just a general statement that has nothing to do with where the moon and the stars are. Don't be too stiff towards people. You have to keep calm. Right. Okay. But is that the universally agreed upon star sign for your people today? Or does every publication have a different one?

Your head's a different one. I like this one. You should bask in a glorious splendor today, Libra. You know the interns write those, eh? There's a great deal of power at your disposal. You'll find your ego is healthy. You did have to, when you came over to my house this weekend, sit right next to my awards.

Heidi does have her awards. I had them displayed on the table. I said, oh, have you won some awards, have you? Oh, I said, yeah, yeah. Pick it up. It's pretty heavy. So I'm going to bask in my glorious splendor today. Silly Little Pole, Silly Little Pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that Silly Little Pole, Silly Little Pole. Silly Little Pole, Silly Little Pole.

Silly Little Pole. Today's Silly Little Pole, do you untie your shoes or just slip them off? Oh, well, it depends if I'm wearing my Doc Martens. You just can't slip those off. You've got to undo half the laces. I will. Do you know what I did on Friday night? Friday night I went out and I came home.

I need a couple, maybe a little one or two drinky poos. I think the taxi driver, you left your phone in the taxi. I've described your behaviour to your fiancé as sloppy. I knew I shouldn't have got an errand to go and pick it up for me because the guy gave him the full rundown. But I was wearing Chuck Taylors,

which are like the hardest shoes to get out of. The worst. I cut the shoelaces off. Run a knife down them, did you? Or just scissors? You were so drunk.

No, I wasn't so drunk. I just couldn't get the knots and I just could not be bothered. It was bedtime. Just cut them off. They were dirty anyway. It's the downfall of the chuck. That and absolute lack of arch support.

Have you ever gone out to like try on jeans and you realise you're wearing my chucks and you're like, oh, I'm wearing my chucks. You're like, okay, here we go. Untie the shoes. That's where I always wear crocs out when you're trying jeans oh, I'm wearing my chucks. You're like, okay, here we go. Untie the shoes.

That's where I always wear Crocs out. When you're trying jeans on, yeah, you do. Crocs. Crocs and a slippery sock. But if I'm wearing just my gym shoes or just some shoes, I'll always slip them off. I'd never untie them. But then you've got to untie them next time you put them back on.

Yeah, but that's fine. You'd rather do it this way. I'd rather do it. Yeah, that's later you's problem. Yeah, that's later me's problem. Yeah, that's later me's problem. Do you untie your shoes or slip them off? 31% said untie them. 69% said slip them off.

Thank you to all those people too that were voting later on on the stage and saw that it was 69% and voted to keep it out. You can't see the percentage yet, can you? Yeah. Not until you've voted. But it really ruins the back of a shoe though, doesn't it? It does. Yeah, Not until you've voted. But it really ruins the back of a shoe though, doesn't it? It does. Yeah, it does. Destroy them.

Victoria says, who has time to undo shoes? Nine out of ten times I'm busting for a wee when I get to the house. Yeah, same. So slip slide them off. Joel, who by the way, his Instagram username is coffeefoodinbed. Oh, okay. Great. Those are three of my favourite things. Yeah. Maybe you should be friends with him. He seems like he's dressed very dapper in this. Send, okay. Great. Those are three of my favorite things. Yeah. Maybe you should be

friends with him. He seems like he's dressed very dapper in his. Send him a friend request. Might start following him.

I slip them off unless my wife is watching because she always tells me off. There's another thing we've got in common. He's got a wife too. A wife that tells you

off. So if his wife's watching, he'll untie them. Otherwise, it's the old slip and slide. Shauna says, because I have to untie them the next time I go to put them on, I am investing in my future self.

So she unties them to save her future self time. Those people are like those people that reverse into car parks. It's me. Because future me is going to be so delighted to just hop in and zip away. Right. Courtney says, and I say Courtney because that's how it's spelled. Courtney. Not Courtney.

Courtney. Courtney. Okay, Courtney. Courtney. Courtney says, imagine having your life together enough that you actually untied your laces at the end of your day. I could never. No.

Also, when I put them in my wardrobe on my shoe racks, it's nice having them tied up. Yeah, it looks nice. Because otherwise the laces are everywhere. No. Also, when I put them in my wardrobe on my shoe racks, it's nice having them tied up. Yeah, it looks nice. Because otherwise the laces are everywhere. Yes. Nicole says, I just do it in reverse. I slip off but definitely untie before putting them back on because they look way neater in the wardrobe with laces tied up.

There you go. You've got a soulmate. You should send her a friend request. Yeah, I was just going to partner by the looks of the photo, so don't be creepy. Kate says, why would you make a job for yourself when you're running late the next day and have to untie your shoes to get them off? So she's saying she's likely, future her's likely to be running late more so than present her's going to be present for time.

Leanne says, untie your shoes, you damned monsters. Oh, she works in a shoe store. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'd say so. Has at some stage worked in a shoe store. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'd say so. Has at some stage worked in a shoe store. A sneaker head? Yeah. I'll see if we've got a pair out the back.

Let's see if we've got a pair out the back. They come out and they go, oh, we didn't have that. We've got them in a different colour. It's like, I don't... I wasn't after turquoise shoes. Sorry, Leanne. It wasn't after red shoes.

It's not the same as a pair of black sneakers, is it? That was all I really wanted. Yeah, and then you've got to take all that tissue out of the... Oh, my God. They put so much tissue in the shoes. So much tissue. That's a little... Oh.

I don't know why I always want to let that song play out The end of it You ain't nothing but a Someone put in the effort She's dead now Who? The lady that said that I thought you were saying Doja Cat

No Doja Cat's alive and well I can't imagine if we announced Doja Cat died That would be too far too casual She's dead now Yeah No the lady We cross now to the social media desk Carween

Who She had with us a silly little story of her flatmate in the group chat. Yes. Did she get a little bit peckish, did she? Yeah, so I woke up to some very panicked messages along the lines of how much facial serum is too much to eat. Do I need to throw this up again? What is a facial serum? Is it like a moisturizer?

Not a moisturizer, but like a... Yeah. I don't know how to explain it more than a serum. Is it oil? Is it oil-based? It's not always oil. Oh. But it's definitely like a...

Is it made up? No, it's not made Oh. But it's definitely like a jelly kind of. Is it made up? No, it's not made up. Is it snake tonic? No, it's not snake tonic. So it does work. It's full of all sorts of acids and alkalines. That doesn't sound good. Well, everything's good for you.

Chemicals. Chemical syrup. Chemicals. And so my flatmate and I both have these little sleep drops that sometimes we just have to help sleep because we both do early shifts that sometimes we just have to help sleep because we both do early shifts and sometimes you just really need some sleep. So you just pop them on your tongue?

Yeah, it's got one of those little dropper things. Oh, yeah, yeah. But what also has one of those dropper things is her face serum. I thought you were saying that she was trying to, like, really get the serum to work by tasting it. Well, that's what people do with oils, isn't it? And that's bad.

Like essential oils. No, you can't. Don't eat them. Yeah, no. Shouldn't be eating them. No. And yeah, so instead of reaching for the sleep drops, she reached for the face serum. Facial.

The face serum. Was she in the dark? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like about 10 o'clock at night. I guess she just was like, oh, I know they're right next to my bed. They weren't. So she was awake. Did you say she bombed it up?

Yeah, so she came to the conclusion that that was the best thing to do because everyone else was asleep. No one was replying. She was scared if she went to sleep, she'd die. So she bombed it back up. So you know what was in the serum? What was the active ingredient? No, I'm not sure, but chemicals.

Surely nothing would kill you in a couple of drops if you're regularly putting it on your face, right? Because that would seep into your skin and kill you that way. Yeah, it would just taste a bit. But it was 10 drops. I feel like that's quite a lot. So it took her 10 drops. 10 drops of squirt?

No, like a... Yeah, but 10 drops would be. 10 drops a squirt? No, like a... Yeah, but 10 drops would be the equivalent of a squirt, wouldn't it? Wouldn't it be the whole dripper? Would you normally have that much sleep serum, sleep drops? I would say that was probably a few too many, but, you know, when you've got to get to sleep, you've got to get to sleep. What's in the sleep drops? Is it that melamine, not melamine, because that'll kill you.

Yeah, melatonin, the sun stuff. Yeah, just all these, like, herbs and stuff. No, it melamine? Melatonin. That'll kill you. Melatonin, the sun stuff. Yeah, just all these like herbs and stuff. No, it doesn't have melatonin. Does it work? That sounds rubbish. Does it work? I mean, I sleep. Yeah, but you sleep anyway.

True. You're saying it's a placebo effect. Maybe it's just, I think it's just placebo. Yeah. Right. I mean, a placebo is a placebo. If it works, who cares? Yeah, yeah.

All right, but she's alive? Well, she is, yeah. Yeah, great. I don't a placebo is a placebo. If it works, who cares? All right, but she's alive? Well, she is, yeah. Yeah, great. I don't know that we'd be sharing this. We'll keep this updated if she dies. I know her and Doja Cat both died at the weekend. Huge weekend. Doja Cat is not dead.

You heard it here first. Yeah. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. From the bustling ZM think tank, this is the top six. Hello there. So I was on Australian radio show Colin Jackie O in Sydney. I don't know how they got onto it.

They might have been like, ring us with your hard case yans about being on the rack. Or something like that. I don't know. I don't know. I would have done it. But anyway, some guy called Anthony called in, and he said he owns and manages a cafe. There had been an issue which had ended up at an HR

with a female staff member and another staff member, and then the female staff member had, in the end, been at fault and blamed being emotionally stressed and hormonal due to being on the period. So he said maybe when the female staff at my cafe are with period, they could wear a red sticker to indicate that they needed extra space. Like when you go to a dog park and the dog's collar means things. Yeah, don't touch me.

I bite. This has to be a joke. Surely. Imagine. Then he said the red sticker would have a smiley face on it so it would keep looking friendly. Right, okay. But see it as a warning.

It would indicate, yeah. Okay. So I've got the top six ways to let your customers know you are with period. Number six, you wear the big red period dress. Okay. So I've got the top six ways to let your customers know you are with period. Number six, you wear the big red period dress. Okay. The big flowing ball gown, but it's red. Is it like a one size fits all? Sisterhood of the travelling pants.

Yeah. I mean, the smaller employees, it's going to be baggy. The bigger employees, it's going to be tight. It's great. Are there going to be multiple of these? Because sometimes if you spend a lot of time with people you know you'll sync up

so you can't all be wearing the same dress. Well you hadn't thought about that had you? I'm going to need multiple. Syncing. I'm going to need multiple period dresses.

Maybe AS Colour could do one you know like they sell in bulk. Yes. Fantastic idea. Number five on the list of the top six ways to let your customers

know you are worth period are when they serve you everything comes with extra tomato sauce. Okay, yeah, right. But this is a cinnamon scroll. Just take it! Yeah, great.

Gotcha. Number four on the list, the top six ways to let your customers know you are with, period. They look you straight in the eye and tell you as soon as you enter the cafe. You know where you wait to be seated? Yeah. Hello, welcome to Gloria Jeans.

I'm currently, I'm a period. Yeah, great. And then you can choose whether to stay or leave. Ah, okay. Number three on the list, the top six ways to let your customers know you're with period, red facial war paint. Okay, yeah, just two stripes under each eye,

just to let everybody know. But paint, eh? Yes. Okay, day. Yes. Okay, no. Yes. Just in the original days of war. Yes. You know, you would use. And I'm saying that's probably not a good thing. Not in a food,

not when there's food being served. I mean, I'm not going to come in here and tell you how to live your life at the weekend, but not when we're serving eggs, Benny. Number two on the list of the top six ways to let your customers know

you're with period. Make it a game. At the checkout, if you can correctly guess who is with period, you get a discount and a free jelly donut. Oh, yeah, that's great.

It's great, yeah. And tip, and then you always press no. I always press no. No, and then the little ask about a discount, you're like, how do I get the discount?

And the person says, if you can correctly guess who or how many people in this, if they're currently on their period, it's a discount. And number one

on the list are the top six ways to let your customers know you're with period. You have to wear the big, big silly period hat. It's a moon cup.

But for the head. Yeah, great. Yeah, it's like a big one that goes on the top of the head just to know. Because God knows we wouldn't want anyone to feel uncomfortable. You'd be in HR with all of these.

You'd be in HR with all of these. I would work in HR because these are such great solutions is what you're saying. Right. To avoid conflict between employees. Yes, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's it. That's today's top six.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. I want to talk about the things that you are still hiding from your parents, even though you are now a full-blown adult, free to make your own decisions. And this, I saw this on the talk, the TikTok. And there's a girl whose mother is a dentist. And she'd been avoiding her to the point that her mother was like, you have to come in. You haven't had dental work done for a while.

Was it free? Did she have to pay? Did she mention that her mother was like, you have to come in. You haven't had dental work done for a while. Was it free? Did she have to pay? Did she mention that? Did she mention if your mum charged you? Like, that'll be a few thousand dollars for those four fillings. You're like, what? But you'll pay that, eh? You've got to take the bloody rubbish out a few weeks at least.

Good to see you. Get out of here. Well, this woman, she doesn't even live with her mum. You know, she is fully independent. Right. And the reason she'd been avoiding her mum and they've filmed it, the moment, that she discovers it

is because she has a tattoo in her mouth. You know, remember those like... In her mouth. Yeah, remember it was popular to get like the bottom lip with like a little saying on it or something. Which you wouldn't normally see unless... No, you don't see them unless you go like... And so she'd been avoiding this.

What did it say? What this? It says daddy. It says daddy. And the mum, she's like looking at it because you know they always like, they really bleed those ones. Like the ink bleeds

and they get all fuzzy and furry in their tear. They don't last that long. And then the mum's like, what's that? And she's like, oh yeah, I just bit my lip really bad. She's like trying to lie. And the mum was like, what's that? And she just like pulls the bottom lip out. She's like, what does it say?

And then she says to the dental assistant, like, what is it? Is it swollen? She's like, no, she's got a tattoo. She's trying to work out what it says. She was like, does it say Maddie? Because that's her name. Does it say FU? She's like, no.

She's like, does. Does it say Daddy? And it says Daddy. Wow. And the mum looks so disappointed. She has this pain in her eyes. She's a dentist as well. The mouth. You don't tattoo the mouth.

Yeah, I know. I mean, I don't know if it would impact your teeth, but still. A lot of people were saying like, yeah, it's fine. Don't worry. Those lip tattoos fade in like a year because of like the food and stuff. Right. And then someone was like, no, but I got one 10 years ago and it's still crystal clear.

Because didn't Kylie Jenner get one? I will do a quick Google for you. Kylie Jenner mouth tattoo. Really? I want her. Kendall Jenner. Kendall got one. Is showing off a lip tattoo because she got wild drunk.

So it would only ever show if you were doing that puppy dog. Please. Please. Can I have some money? Does your lip say daddy? Kendall says meow. I mean, you can't fit much on them. No, you've really got to go a small word

You've got to go a small word because the letters have to be quite big because it's a difficult area I always used to think this about knuckle tattoos What would I say if I've got eight letters So there would be people that are not just I mean very few people have a mouth tattoo but a lot of people

I know people as well that have tattoos and their parents they haven't showed them. Oh, yeah, for sure. Because they can hide them because they're on their body. A friend of mine has one on his torso and he never told his parents about it. And then it was one Christmas, he totally forgot and just whipped his shirt off and she was like,

what the is that? Was it big? Yeah, it was really big. And she was so, like, she didn't talk to him for a good couple of months. She was so upset. Right. But this is what we wanted to ask is,

what are you still hiding from your parents, be it a tattoo or a relationship even? Oh, yeah, because you know they wouldn't approve. Yeah. Have you got a bad boy fresh from prison? Oh, yeah. And he drives you around and then he drops you off at your parents' house on his motorcycle just around the corner

so you can still walk. And has to wear track pants to hide the home detention bracelet. Yeah. Exactly. Maybe you're hiding a home detention bracelet. Maybe you're hiding. Yes. Alright, 0800 Dials at M. We want to take your calls now. You can text as well 9696. What are you still hiding from your

parents as an adult? Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Get loud in case you don't already know. Pack up your shit and go. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. We are talking about the things you are still hiding from your parents. As fully grown adults. Fully grown adults. Yeah.

Some wild stories coming through. This came because a TikToker shared her mum discovered her lip, inner lip tattoo, would you call it? Yeah. Because her mum's a dentist. And she was like, let me look at these teeth. She obviously wanted to tell her. Yeah. She had the video ready to go. Yeah, but it doesn't go down

very well. No. The mum is incredibly disappointed. So yeah, we're asking what you're hiding from your parents. Yeah, and lots of them are tattoos. I'm just asking. There's a couple of people who have messaged in that people have got tattoos, but I don't know what the thing means,

so I don't want to read it out in case it's... Oh, okay. In case it's bad. You know when you don't know something, you're like, I'm going to err on the side of caution then. Biscuit. Biscuit.

I said that's good. That's good. Oh, I think you said biscuit. Oh, sweetie, you're hearing food, aren't you, in words. Why would I say in response to you saying, I'm going to err on the side of caution, I say biscuit. I thought I'd been a good boy and I was about to get a reward. You want a biscuit, don't you?

That's why when your dog does something and you're like, good, here's a reward. Here's a biscuit. You just did it. Okay. I've been with my boyfriend for six years, but my parents don't know he's been in prison for a couple of years before I met him. Yeah, as a parent. As a parent of girls.

I can't wait until your girls get tattoos and don't tell you and then have prison boyfriends. Probably like that. Yeah, I don't particularly want to date someone that's been in prison for a couple of years because you don't go to prison in New Zealand for a couple of years for a parking ticket, do you? What if it's like just some light fraud? You want a partner that's good with money.

Yeah, you do. Yeah, but then their names, they're always going to be bloody looked upon as well, aren't they? Because once you've been done with fraud, the eyes are on you. Yeah. The eyes are on you. My mum hid her tattoo from her adult children, So a bit of a role reversal, I guess. Oh, sassy mum. Yeah, because mum had always been anti-tattoo, you see.

I'm hiding the fact that I lived with my boyfriend, I'm now husband for two years, I'm afraid. We actually got married. Lived in a different city, so got away with it. That's so many people are messaging and like they're super conservative parents. Oh, like no sleeping in the same bed. Yeah, that they've lied to because they believe in, like,

these old-fashioned things so much. Get a grip. Anonymous, good morning. What are you hiding from your parents? Morning, guys. So I'm hiding the fact that I'm paying off a personalized plate for my car. Why are you hiding that? Why are you hiding that?

Because I got a personal loan off my parents to get this car and I'm still paying them back. Right. And so they'll be angry that you spent money on a plate when you could have paid them back first. Their theory is if I can modify my car in any way, then I should be able to pay the car off quicker. Have they seen the personalized plate? Yes, it is a personalized plate.

No, but have they seen it? Because they all know that those things aren't free. Oh, no, I've already got a backup plan that a friend of mine bought it for me as an early Christmas present. Who's got a friend that's dropping a grand on them, though? Yep. Wow. Yeah, but I get you,

because we don't need that lecture from the parents about money. I was going to ask what they say, but we can't, because then you'll be revealing your identity. Yes, no, that's true. Thank you, anonymous. Probably says biscuit. Holy. Yes.

How would you do that? B-I-Z-K-I-T? B-I-Z-K-I-T. Biscuit, biscuit. Tom. Tom joins us. Good morning, Tom. What are you hiding from your parents?

Good morning. I'm hiding my sexuality. Oh, okay. Tom, is there a reason why you haven't told them yet? Just really conservative parents. Don't think they would understand. I've got friends that know, but not my parents. So do you go, like, do you feel like you're living a separate life?

Like you have your life with your friends and maybe partners, and then you go home to your parents and talk about your hot girlfriend in it. Nice boobies. Not really. I just don't talk about my relationships with them. Do you think they know?

Like, do you think they've got any inkling? Probably. But this is the thing about, like, getting... I mean, I haven't been through it, so it's different for everybody. But if you were, like, a conservative parent but your child is, like, not telling you the truth because they're worried you're going to judge them...

You'd let them off the hook and say, is there something you want to tell me? Or just don't care about something so inconsequential. Yeah. Yeah. Well, good luck. Good luck with that. Thanks for sharing, Tom. Lily joins us.

Lily, what are you hiding from your parents? Hi. I've got a really quite a big tattoo on the side of my rib. It says, while I breathe I hope in Latin. Okay, poetic. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, because I'm breathing but I've lost

all hope. Yeah, and soon the breath will stop. So, I bandage it up. So, it's mainly my mum that doesn't like tattoos. So if I'm ever in like a sports bra, because we're kind of sporty people, if I'm in like a sports bra or like togs

that kind of show my rib cage, I've got like a big bandage on it. What does she think that is? You're just constantly hurting your ribs. So I've said that the cat scratches me every single time, and she just, I don't know, she takes it. She believes it. What?

She's like, God, you've got to get a new cat. Yeah. I know. You're screwed if the cat dies. Yeah, true. I know. I don't know what I'll do. I don't know what I'll do if the cat dies.

You need to get a rashie. A rashie. Oh, yeah, okay. Think about that. Or like a t-shirt. Or just a one-piece. Yeah. The one-piece that I do wear is like a low side scoop.

Like if you can imagine like the Baywatch. Yeah, get yourself a nice pair of Speedo swimming one-piece, you know? Yeah. Like your Commonwealth Games swimmers. Yeah, sports quality. Nice. Thank you, Lily. I've also looked up personalized plates, biscuits taken.

Is there? Yeah. What about spelling it different? What about B-I-S-C-I-T? Biscuit. No. B-I-S-C-U-T is available. Yeah, but the ones.

I don't like the ones. You know what I mean? Do you know what's worse is when someone replaces an A with a four. Or a B with an eight. A and four aren't even. A and four aren't even... A and four aren't even... Yeah. Related.

No. I'm sorry. Not even in the same area of looking alike. How much would it cost if we got Vaughan Biscuit? Well, if you got Biscuit with the one, it's $9.99. Do you really want that? Do you really want that? Because it's expensive, Vaughan.

I do want it, Mum, please. Are you going to look after it? You give a good boy a biscuit, don't you? Some more messages in. Michelle says, my parents have absolutely no idea how many papers I've actually failed in uni. It's okay, though. I graduated, but they'll never find out that it took longer than it should have. C's get degrees.

Oh, C's get degrees. This person says, my parents don't know About my same sex partner Of 10 years We've built two houses together Parents are you missing out On so much of your kids life Holding these Conservative Out of date

Ridiculous views That's my opinion I'm allowed it Yeah well it's costing you A relationship with your kids So I hope you're happy Are you happy? Eh?

Are you going to be On your death bed And you're going to be like Well I've stuck to my Conservative views And I've lived a miserable life Or I put them down for a moment and I love my child

for who they are. Also be proud of them. They built their second house in this time and age. You know why? No pesky kids running around sucking up all the gay money. There's children running in here

taking all of my money. Yeah, they're absolute money leeches, and they're noisy. Christ. Gorgeous. My mum, my dad's hiding from my mum that he's brewing his own alcohol. Okay. But brewing systems are pretty intense.

We're hiding this thing. I must have a little shit out the back. That my tattoo wasn't done at the shop. My parents think I got a proper professional tattoo. It's a stick and poke job. What? They can't tell? You can tell a stick and poke from a mile away.

I assume they're in prison. 724 next on the show from the research desk. After a weekend, we probably need this news, how to eat and drink less. Research has come to the party. We're on a journey to health. You're on a journey to health this week. I emailed everyone and said, do not derail me.

I'm shredding for the metaphorical wedding. So no cafe treats after the show today? I won't be derailed. Now don't shoot the messenger. This is just news from the research desk, which I thought might come in handy this week if you're on a journey to health like yourself, Hayley. Thank you.

I will not be derailed. From the research desk, how to drink less and also how to eat less. Okay. From the how to Drink Less research desk, scientists conclude using a smaller glass is key to drinking less alcohol. No, because I'll put... Just go to the brim. Yeah.

Or you just put less mixer in there. Oh, yeah, it goes straight to the good stuff. That's true. But then you drink it faster and then you're like, I'll have another one. I'll have another. But then is it that you drink it and then you're like, I'll have another one. I'll have another. But then is it that you drink it and then you're like, I've got to make another one

and you just put it off. Is how to eat less, use a smaller plate? I will punch a researcher. Because I remember reading that once. Before we get to that, so the study found that people who regularly drink wine at home

consume less each week when they switch to smaller glasses and bought smaller bottles. So what are you drinking? When the bottle's done, the bottle's done. Yeah. Well, a smaller bottle. bought smaller bottles. So what are you drinking? When the bottle's done, the bottle's done. Yeah. Small bottles. Like a 200.

No. That's not economical. No, yeah. It's a snack. Because my absolute, yeah, I'll buy a cask because economically it makes more sense. So 6.5% less wine was drank each week when the participants switched out for smaller glasses and opted to buy half-sized bottles, so 375ml bottles.

So they're halving the size of the bottle, but it's only going down 6%, so they're buying more small bottles. That's wasteful. Here we go, here we go, here we go. That's wasteful. The environment, it makes no sense economically to do this. And you're only dropping 6%.

That's terrible. At my level, 6% is not enough. Do you know what I mean? It's not going to put a dent. Like I said, don't shoot the messenger. All right. Okay, from the research desk of how to eat and snack less, these researchers have said that you've got to write down your last meal.

I can kind of get that because when I've done that MyFitnessPal and you catalogue everything you eat, you're very aware of everything you eat. Whereas when you're not, you're just like, num, num, num, num, num, num, num. Have a biscuit. But when you've got a big list of all the biscuits and stuff you've eaten, you're like, oh, okay, maybe I don't need more chips. I just lie. When I've done MyFitnessPal, I'm like, I'm not going to log those biscuits.

They don't really count. It was stupid. I shouldn't have done it anyway. I won't put them in there. Also, like, food is one of the, I'm just lying to myself, food is one of the only joys in life, food. Every time you're eating something, you're having to log it and track it and worry about it.

Nah. Well, they found that they tested this on people and they made people write down their food. People ate 70 fewer calories. 70? That's a breath. That's one apple. So for this study, they were testing

them with biscuits. Biscuits. A lot of biscuit chat on the show. And they're a great personalised plate. Somebody out there has biscuit Although you've got to lose a letter Because you can only have six Oh yeah

On a personalised plate So they would test them with biscuits And the people would eat less biscuits 70 calories Yeah if they were logging If they were logging their food So there you go Smaller wine glasses

Less biscuits Log your food MyFitnessPal Journey to health Or Good luck Eat the biscuit If they were logging their food. So there you go. Smaller wine glasses, less biscuits. My fitness pal. Journey to health. Or just eat the biscuit, wear the shorts, have the wine. Yeah. You'll be fine.

Let's talk love languages, guys. We love talking love languages, don't we? I love the love languages. They actually make a lot of sense. What are you again? You're acts of service? Yeah, I think so. What are the love languages? So the love languages. They actually make a lot of sense. What are you again? You're acts of service? Yeah, I think so. What are the love languages?

So the love languages are words of affirmation, physical touch, gift receiving, quality time, and acts of service. I'm quality time. Yeah, you like to give and receive quality time. Yeah, I would agree with. I'm definitely physical touch. I do love words of affirmation. Can I say this?

If I need, like in terms of receiving it, I'll often go up to Aaron and be like, what are five things you like about my face? And is he just like, oh. Say three things you're proud of about me. Really? That's a lot. I couldn't handle that in a partner, needing that.

Yeah, it's quite full on. I came from a household where that just did not happen. No. I'm not very, I wouldn't say I'm needy at all, but every now and then I just crave a little bit of I wouldn't say I'm needy. Tell me three things you're proud about me. What are five things you love about my body?

Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm needy. What are four things you love about the body. Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm needy. What are four things you love about the sound of my voice? I wouldn't even know how to describe four things about the voice. Aaron does his best. Sometimes he's like, you're really sweet. And I'm like, oh, get a grip. That's not it. And then I'd pick apart

how wrong he's getting it. He can't win. What are three things you love about me? You're lovely. And you're like, that's not a quality. That's just fluff and filler. He can't win What are three things You love about me You're You're You're lovely And you're like That's not a quality That's just That's just

Yeah That's fluff and filler Try harder James you run a tight ship Not all the time I'm very easy and chill Right Nope

And physical touch But luckily Is he really struggling By like the fourth or fifth one He's like You've got a current You always have a current Woffing registration

Yes And you're like I do Thank you You keep your fingernails clean Yeah That's a good quality Oh thank you

That's a good quality Do you remember I told you guys That when we celebrated Our 11th anniversary That we had 11 opportunities Throughout the day To ask for a positive affirmation And definitely towards the end

I'd be like I'm ready for another one He'd be like Great teeth That ready for another one. He'd be like, great teeth. That's good, though. You work hard, you pay, you know. I sort of wanted things about my spirit. Eleven. My spirit and my soul.

He's going to make sure he's away for the weekend of the 12th anniversary. Well, don't laugh at these because a massive study has been done that shows that, what do they call it, mismatches. So couples that speak totally different love languages. So say someone who's more like a physical touch and then their other partner doesn't enjoy that at all,

giving or receiving, and maybe their more quality time with their other partner is busy. Leads to greater dissatisfaction romantically and sexually in the boudoir. Right. Is there any match for a gift, a gift receiver?

A gift receiver? Like who, what is the best person love language wise to be with a gift receiver? Because that would be the absolute worst one to be with. You'd be constantly having to buy them things. Are there flowers in that basket? It feels very materialistic, doesn't it? It weighs. Like would you have to be with. You've been constantly having to buy them things. Are there flowers in there? It feels very materialistic. Yeah. Like would you have to be with another gift buyer?

Another gift? I wonder if receiving gifts... So then what? Everybody's just buying each other gifts the whole time. There'll be no money. Yeah, and everything's after paid and you can't afford the rent or the mortgage. Yeah, it'd be terrible. I've got a little graphic thing here

that says how to speak your partner's love language and receiving gifts. If their love, so say my love language is receiving gifts, how to communicate thoughtfulness, make your spouse a priority, actions to take, give thoughtful gifts and gestures.

So I wonder if, but then I'm like acts of service, but I think acts of service is more like make them breakfast or dinner. Go out of your way to help with chores. Right. Whereas receiving gifts, give thoughtful gifts and gestures. Express gratitude when receiving gifts.

And then they say things to avoid. Unenthusiastic gift receiving. What's this shirt? That's not going to fit. That's too small. Right. For example. And then forgetting special occasions.

Right. I don too small. Right. For example. And then forgetting special occasions. Right. I don't care about gifts. You just want five things that your spirit sung to them today. Four things you just love about my hands. And I'll hold them in front of him. He'll go, nice long fingernails. Your knuckles aren't bulgy. Is he allowed like 10 minutes to think of something?

Or does he have to do it then and there? Heaven forbid he took a bloody pause. He just has to rattle that list off. Friday, we had the Wiggles in the studio. Oh my goodness. Current lineup of the Wiggles, very lovely people. But hearing that the original lineup of the Wiggles, very lovely people, but hearing that the original lineup of the Wiggles, Sam and Anthony and Jeff.

Jeff, absolute hero of the people, Jeff. Yeah. And Murray. Paul's in the show, just worship Murray for that. He's got some rock on his swag, doesn't he? He's a shredder. And he's got some rock on his swag, doesn't he? He's shredder. And he's got this long rock and roll hairdo still. The original Wiggles were doing an R15 show on Saturday night.

We thought we simply must. And we did. And zero regrets. What a night. It was so impromptu as well because we had all planned to hang out this weekend. You guys were coming over. Fletch hasn't seen my house before it gets reno'd. And we were just going to have some drinkies. Yeah. And then a

chit chat and probably an early night. And we were like, turning to a BYO. Yeah. Delicious succulent Asian food. And then off to the Wiggles we went and absolutely preloaded. To the brim.

I used this opportunity to say because a lot of people messaged me. To the brim. I want to use this opportunity to say, because a lot of people message me, they see... People were so confused. They're like, where are your kids? I'm like, no, you're missing the point. No kids. And then people are like, but it's the Wiggles.

What are your adults? And I'm like, yeah, but like, it's wholesome, like good vibes. If you've had kids, you've had the Wiggles. They've done you an untold amount of favours by keeping your kids entertained so you can get stuff done. We all grew up with the songs. So you know all the

songs. So this Friday, there is an R15 concert in Christchurch at Christchurch Arena, 8 o'clock. Tickets are still on sale. That's the other good thing. It's an early show. It was so much fun. Because they don't do anything different.

We walked in. No. We were a bit late because we were enjoying a delicious succulent Chinese meal. Yeah, Chinese meal. And when we walked in, everyone was already in there because they had, what's his name who did the opening? Justice Crew. Justice Crew, yeah.

And you walked in and the set was how incredible. We all just started screaming and then we just didn't stop screaming for hours because it was like so joyful. And then between the opening and the Wiggles,

they play all these songs that are just the Wiggles singing covers. Bohemian Rhapsody? Yeah, Bohemian Rhapsody and all these amazing songs. So they play all that and then the Wiggles

came out and everybody there just absolutely lost their mind. And for the entirety of the Wiggles show, everybody was just in a constant state of losing their mind. And for the entirety of the show, everybody was just in a constant state of losing their mind. Euphoria. Because people ask me.

Absolute euphoria. I had so many messages, people saying, oh, do they swear? Like, what do they do? But they do not. It's exactly the same show they do for kids. They would have done for kids for all of these years. Except the floor is wet with spilt booze and not urine. Oh, my God. Like like at the end of the night

I just looked out, it was like a sea of just booze, like yeah. There were definitely I mean, we were having a good a great time. We were kind of at the back and we had lots of space around us so we were just dancing our little tushies off. It was a mosh pit.

There was right at the end we charged forward. Yeah, went forward. Because one girl messaged me saying their friend got kicked out of the Wiggles. Oh, that's one for the CV, isn't it?

It really is. Aggressive. Aggression. It was a message earlier this morning. I messaged back, but she hasn't replied. Right.

I did ask. That was one of my questions is how do you get kicked out of the Wiggles? Just so much fun. I remember one point coming out to get it. We were doing rounds of drinky popoos and we'd be like,

okay, it's my round. I'm going to go. I've got our order. And I remember coming out at one point to get some drinks and Vaughn's with a group of ZM fans taking a knee. Yeah. And I was like, what is happening here? It was, yeah, so much joy in the room.

It was so amazing. That's because I'm not a crowds, I don't like crowds at all. And I think it's down to how unpredictable humans are en masse. Yeah. And when there's aggression and booze in an area, everything can change in a heartbeat, you know? Yes. So, yeah, I got a whole lot of reasons I don't like crowds

and being in a crowd of people. But, like, I never felt it on Saturday night because it wasn't an ounce of aggression. No. It wasn't an ounce of, yeah, you never felt like anybody was there for anything other than just the best time of their lives. Your wife said to me yesterday,

she hasn't seen you like that happy ever. I haven't seen Aaron that proud of me. I talked to Aaron about it because he doesn't like crowds. We're not crowd people. He hates it. And he was just like, oh yeah, we had the room and it was just like,

we were dancing and it was just joyous. When we changed our plans because I think Aaron was like, we're having a casual night at our house. When I said we've got tickets to the Wiggles,

I just 100% thought he was going to be like, oh no, I won't go but you know, I have a drink with you beforehand. And then we were just like, yep. He was so into it.

I was going to have a conversation with you, Fletch, and I'd turn around and Aaron was just on his own like, yeah! Yeah! I reckon the only aggression in the night was probably coming from us

when that guy said we weren't allowed to go into the bar because it was too busy. Oh yeah, we got silly afterwards. We went to a rooftop bar and the guy said, no, no, no, it's too full. And we said,

I don't think so. I think we'll be the judge of that. And then we got up there and it wasn't. It wasn't. What a beautiful seat. Well, if you get the chance, if you're in Christchurch where you can make it this Friday, it's the last New Zealand show with the original line-up

as they do their tour around the country. It's their last R15 show. 100% do it because that was the funnest night ever. If you see merch you wanted to start, don't wait until the end. Oh, no, yeah, me and Shana got T-shirts. Yeah, the T-shirt I want sold out even before we got there. Yeah.

The T-shirt I wanted. So if anybody sees the black Wiggles T-shirt with, like, the presidential seal, like the Ramones-looking T-shirt. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But with Dorothy the Dinosaur in the middle, not the American Eagle, and then the four original dudes' names around the outside. Large, black, buy it. I will pay you back with a finder's fee.

That's good. Sophie joins us. Good morning, Sophie. Good morning. Well, you don't have to wait any longer because today is the day that fire will rain. HBO's House of the Dragon premieres today. You can get it on Neon.

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if we're allowed to give our review yet but to be safe we won't but you don't need to have seen Game of Thrones this is a prequel

so it's a standalone show but oh oh there are like things you'd recognise if you're a Game of Thrones person but it's not important information

I don't think HBO are allowed to stifle my oh noises I'll give you one. Oh, my God. Yeah.

That was me yesterday. Fantastic. Exciting stuff. Well, out today, HBO's House of the Dragon. Now, Sophie, we've got your chance to win some cash if you can dodge our fire-breathing dragon. Now, say safe when you want to lock in the dollar amount. But if you fail to say safe before the fire-breathing dragon sizzles you to death.

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$500 is all yours. Wow, thank you so much. It's so exciting. HBO's House of the Dragon premieres today. You can get it on Neon. Next on the show, speaking of House of the Dragon, the pre-quarter Game of Thrones. Some wedding guests have been asked to do something before this wedding.

So it's a Game of Thrones wedding? It's a Game of Thrones wedding, and this is honestly ridiculous. So destination weddings are a thing, you know, where you're like, it's a really good way to cut the old guest list. Cut the numbers. Yeah, that's the idea. Cut the numbers. Yeah.

Although I do love that Aaron and I have been talking about potentially doing that and every time someone's like, I might be around, we're like, come! Oh, you should come! So wait, that's a hollow promise? Yeah, so like all my friends that you know, like my bestest school friends that won't be there and they'll look at the photos

and be like, who's that? Like, I don't know, it was just some guy I knew and he was in town. Anyway, but I guess the main thing is the cost, right? That people go, if you're getting married in Fiji

or Europe or whatever, the cost falls on the guests. So you can see that some people go, like, it's a little bit selfish to have a destination wedding. But the whole thing is they don't want you to come. Yeah, I like it.

They just keep it small. Keep it small. Yeah. Well, if you add on top of that, this bride, so they're massive Game of Thrones fans. Right. So they wanted to have a destination wedding so it looked somewhere more Game of Thrones-y.

Oh, where are they going to do it? I can't get the... Because where did they film? They filmed all over the place. Around the whole world. They could go to Dubrovnik, have it at King's Landing. That's the Croatian place. Yeah.

Everybody goes there. Yeah, it doesn't say in this, in the bit that I'm interested in. So they're going, hey guys, we're having a Game of Thrones themed wedding. So now you're going, and it's a destination. So now you're flying somewhere. You've got to hire or buy or make a Game of make a Game of Thrones themed outfit so you look like you are a character. And then the third thing that they've asked their guests is to learn High Valerian, which is a made up language from Game of Thrones

because most of the wedding ceremony, minus, you know, a prayer here and there, is going to be conducted in High Valerian, a made-up language. Because I remember the actors talking about speaking this, and they did have to learn some kind of basic. Some guy invented the languages. The Dothraki was the big one. The Dothraki language was very extensive. Yeah, the guy that invented the languages.

Yeah, a long time ago, interviewed the guy. Yeah, so that,? Yeah. The guy that invented the languages. Yeah. A long time ago. Interviewed the guy. Yeah. So that, I mean, that's, because the way they've constructed the language, it's really full. Like you can learn it in its entirety. They're not just kind of going. Yeah. Will there be a test? I'd just wing it. Well, then, so the friend said,

I mentioned to the bride, like, oh, look, you know, it's all getting very expensive. Plus, you know, do I really have to put this time into it? And the bride got all shirty with her and was like, well, I'm not really asking for too much. Kept sending her links to learn the language.

Oh my god, you can do Hi Valeria in this fake language on Duolingo. I was gonna say I'm pretty sure it's on Duolingo. Game of Thrones language is on Duolingo. Oh my God. Wouldn't you rather use the time to learn an actual language? So if you, this could become one. If you wanted to give a speech or a toast at this wedding,

you're expected to do so in High Valyrian. But then, too much effort. Too much effort. Yeah, a lot of people were saying, like, I wouldn't feel safe attending a Game of Thrones themed wedding. Who knows if it'll be a red one? Yes. Anyway, so this is, we wanted to dive into the,

because weddings turn people a little bit crazy. They do, yeah. Don't they? They do. What was the most ridiculous thing asked of you for a wedding? Maybe it was to fly, you know, to Antarctica. You have to put money into a puffer jacket. Well, you've got to get get Hercules, don't you?

You've got to get the Air Force to airdrop you in. Well, maybe, have you seen those weddings people have underwater? Like a scuba wedding and you'd have to have your driver's licence. Or just if you're asked to do something on the day, and you end up working or you end up...

This happened to me, and this is fine because she's one of my best friends. But I was my friend's one of my best friends. Yeah. But I was my friend's maid of honour and she's super organised. It was a really classy wedding and then just as we were about to walk out as she was going to meet her husband I was like, who's MCing? She goes, oh, you?

Oh no. Like literally on the day five minutes before. Yeah. I nailed it. No, you need a lot of prep for that. Yeah, you need prep time. You need to know the people. You need to know the ins and the outs, who you can joke about,

who you can't, what's on and off the table. It was the best case scenario, I guess, because I am a performer. And like, you know, if you threw that on someone who wasn't, they'd pack themselves. So you acted your way through.

I did. And instead of giving my speech, I just cut it up into chunks, you know, and like use that as my kind of overarching thing. Anyway, what is the most ridiculous thing that you have been asked? To do it at a wedding. To do it at a wedding. Yeah, okay, let us know.

Maybe you've been asked to learn a language. We are talking about the most ridiculous things that have been asked of you to, oh, bless you, darling. Bless you. You turned your mic off. Thoughts and prayers. Don't. Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. It's rubbish.

Is it that the devil's coming out or that the devil's getting in? Bless you. It's that your soul escapes, right? And the devil's waiting at your nostril. He's just grab it. Gotcha. A load of rubbish. The devil got your soul years ago.

I don't like when people say bless you. He is the devil. I think you need some blessings. The devil got in. Actually, it might be a good for Monday. You did have a big weekend. Some thoughts and prayers, Fletcher Sway, please. The wildest or most exuberant things that have been asked of you as a wedding guest

or, you know, part of the party. A destination wedding. The bride is asking everybody to learn the fake, the fictitious. Well, it's actually a language now, isn't it? Yeah, but it doesn't come from anywhere. History. Yeah, Valyrian. Yeah, High Valyrian.

She's expecting all the guests to learn it. All the speeches will be in this Game of Thrones language. Crazy she chose High Valyrian over Dothraki. Dothraki is the language of love. Yeah. Some messages in from people who have been asked a little too much for somebody else's wedding day.

I'm a celebrant and the bride asked me to ask her potty mouth nasty nana not to come to the wedding. But I'm a celebrant. Oh, that's not your job. That is not your job. Absolutely not in your job description. So is the celebrant, I'm a celebrant, am I supposed to ring up? What does everyone except me a the celebrant, I'm a celebrant. Am I supposed to ring up? What, is everyone except me a celebrant?

You should become a celebrant. I'm also not a celebrant. Everyone else is a celebrant. I'm also not a celebrant. Everybody is a celebrant. It's so easy. How much do you charge him for celebrancies? I don't charge anything.

I do it for the goodness, kindness of my own heart. Yeah. No, don't, but like, don't text me and be like, oh my God, can you be the celebrant? I only do it for friends. Yeah, okay. Oh, friends only. You're not like doing a business. You're not making a business out of it. No, every now and then like don't text me and be like, oh my God, can you be the celebrant? I need to go to friends. Yeah, okay. Oh, friends only. You're not like doing a business.

You're not making a business out of it. No, every now and then I get an email being like, hey, because you're on a registry. Oh, okay, right. I need to get off that registry. Remember that guy who put something in my mailbox? They can, they never got it from the celebrant's registry. Maybe, maybe. You can get, you can just randomly access the celebrant registry and just randomly call

a random one. Yeah, well, because if you were actually, there isant registry and just randomly call a random one. Yeah, well, because if you were actually, there is a registry, and if you were actually trying to run it as a business, you would have a celebrant's email address. Right. Because now I've just, I've told you, and you can email me personally

if you look me up as a celebrant. Okay, great. I might change that, actually. Yeah, okay. But yeah, so she's asking to get the celebrant to ring the grandma. This is actually putting me off being a justice of the peace. Well, were you going to do that in your retirement? I really wanted to be a justice. No, no, no, so she's asking to get the celebrant to ring the grandma. This is actually putting me off being a justice of the peace. Well, were you going to do that in your retirement?

I really wanted to be a justice. No, no, no, now. I wanted to be a justice of the peace. Don't you have to have been something? No, you just have to get nominated by your local MP. Do you? They have to, like, sign off on your thing. Yeah, I really wanted to be a justice of the peace.

But now I don't. It sounds like a little weird. It does. Grace is called. Grace, were you asked too much at a wedding? Yeah, actually. Me and my brother Jackson had to get onto the stage and dance in front of the guests

because my dad forgot to hire entertainers. Wait, wait. So how old are you, Grace? I am 11. So they went, we need some cute kids. We've forgotten this. This is in place of a house band, Grace? Like, he's not got someone singing Billy Joel covers.

He's got two kids dancing. Yep, he had a four-year-old and a six-year-old dancing on the stage. For how long? I'd say roughly about 10 minutes. Oh, wow. That's a big routine. What did you do? What was your dance move?

Chicken dance? We may or may not have done some Fortnite emotes. Oh, yes. A bit of flossing? At the height of flossing. Was Dad in trouble? Was Dad in trouble for forgetting the entertainment? He was in trouble with me.

I bet. I bet. Yeah, that would be slightly embarrassing. Did you get any sort of remuneration for this? Did they pay you? No. Got a bloody stepmom or something out of it, didn't you? embarrassing. Did you get any sort of remuneration for this? Did they pay you? No. Got a bloody step-mum or something out of it, didn't you? Yeah, probably.

Yeah. Yeah, she's just stuck on that. Grace, thanks for your call. Some messages in. I was asked to cut my hair very short to be part of the bridal party. My hair was mid-back length, and they wanted me to cut it really short to fit in with the rest of the head. That's too much oh that's too

much that's too much you know you don't do that i mean you could always photoshop her hair later couldn't you yeah like a little sort of we'll just not care do yeah yeah what's that um you know what i would have done i would have she would have said can you cut your hair really short and i'd be like that's so stupid and i would shave it off how How short? You're going to be like, I've shaved it. Yeah. Why isn't it when you bought? Well, too bad you should have been clearer. You didn't stipulate. It was instructions. I offered a friend to,

I take photos of her getting ready as a wedding gift. As I know that often that can be quite an expensive add-on for wedding photographers. Okay. So I said, I'll come around,

I'll take some photos of you getting ready and then that will, and then I can go get ready and we can all have a good time. On the day of her wedding, her mum said, I'll come around, I'll take some photos of you getting ready, and then I can go get ready and we can all have a good time. On the day of her wedding, her mum said, and thank you so much for doing all of the wedding photography. We cancelled the other one, so it's obviously a massive save. Oh, my God, so now you're doing formal snaps?

Now you're not a wedding guest, you're a wedding employee. Oh, gosh. Stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail fell off before the wedding. We, the bridesmaids, were in open-toe shoes, so I was told I had to glue on a fake nail. To the raw bed. Yeah. What do you get a fake nail out

of? You just get a... You can get toenail. Can you get fake toenails? Yeah, the people that got little squat. I've got a massive toenail. I don't reckon they'd make a fake toenail. You'd have to get a custom-made toenail. You'd have to get a custom-made toenail. I'd have to get a custom-made. And how do you get a custom-made?

Do you go into Professionale and they scan it? They pick up all the other bits of nail that they've cut off everybody else, or the dustings. Yeah, yeah. And they put it in powder and into a paste with some PVA glue. A bit of resin. And then they'll set it right then and there. No wonder that place at the mall smells.

It's the resin. Oh, it's a lot of reason. It's for the fake toenails. Yeah, a lot of reason. Hold the plane. Bride and groom were late for their flight and some of the wedding party were begging the people checking our tickets to just wait.

It came down to a matter of seconds. Moving on. So delay an entire plane ride. Last reading I went to, the celebrant showed up an hour early. He was double booked and said one of us would have to marry the couple

because of... A double booking. He was just doing them and then going to the next one but he got the times wrong so double booking and he said good luck and away he went.

My parents turned up late to their own wedding. They had four guests. They were late because they were a bit drunk and the guy had to go as well. He's like, I've got another wedding

so they just went quick version. Oh, really? So I don't think they even really said anything nice. They just went, yep, I do, I do, I do. Let's go. Well, they're still together, aren't they? So it's worked. Wow.

Time will tell. Time will tell. Early days. Early days. Early days. 33 years. Yeah. I was told I was going to be one of my besties' bridesmaids.

Six months later, she rang me saying it was too difficult to navigate me being in a different city. So I was cut from being a bridesmaid. Six months later, she rang me saying it was too difficult to navigate me being in a different city. So I was cut from being a bridesmaid. But I could still come to the wedding to wrangle her children down the aisle

and then take them back to the hotel room and get them settled before the babysitter arrived and at which stage I could come back to the reception. No.

That's a big no for me. That's not even a friend, is it, really? No, that's a child wrangler. That's, yeah. Yeah. There you go. Weddings. People wrangler. That's, yeah. Yeah. There you go. Weddings.

People asking, stop being crazy at your wedding. Can you sort your feet out before my wedding, though? Because I don't want your skanky toes. We're doing open toe, guys. Birkenstocks? Or Havianas? Oh, are those my two options? Yes.

Black Havianas with a Brazilian flag on the strap, though. Fine. Yeah, like the nice Havianas. Oh, the Black Havianas with a Brazilian flag on the strap, though. Fine. Yeah, like the nice Havianas. Oh, the dressed Havianas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody wants to be my enemy. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Play ZM.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Today's fact of the day is about the belly button. I was going to say some people hate them, some people love them. I hate when people touch your belly button. Every now and then Aaron does it. I'm like... That means it's somebody's fetish, in my opinion. If there's something about bodies that you're like, you know like feet?

You're like, feet are so like toes. But then some people are like, feet. Yeah. Give me them little footsies. Well, some people Are really going to like My new professional Fake toenail Oh it's going to look

It's going to look really good Yeah it's going to look jamming Oh wait thank you It's going to look jamming I'm still I'm still blown away They put the dust Off the other nails

Into all their fake nails They don't do that It's a hell of a It's a hell of a way To keep that authentic nail Look Like the resin Will only take you so far

But today's Fact of the day About the belly buttons is the sort of belly button you've got. The depth. Maybe you've got a real deepie. I've got a deepie. You've got a big deepie? I've got a big deepie. Yeah, I've got a deepie. You've got a sinkie?

Yeah, but you had an outie. So I had an outie way back in the day. And then when I had a hernia operation as a kid, I was just like, can you just pull that in while you're in there? Just give me a bit of a nip tuck. And I got a free nip tuck on the public health system. Yeah. So they tucked it in.

Yeah. I guess they just pull a thing in there. I'm guessing he was in there on the groin and they must have just yanked it in. Because what? That's what they can do. Because I had an outie and it looked like a teddy, like a... A balloon knot. Yeah.

A balloon knot. No, it looked like, it was like a button, you know, like a wood dome button you'd have on a cardigan. One of those. Oh, like an actual button. Yeah. Look, look at this little diagram. This tells you what kind of belly button you've got.

Oh, okay. So there's an outie and then there's a horizontal. You know the people that have got like a- A line. But those are people with abs normally. Or a vertical. I've got it. Show me the other ones.

Then there's the light bulb, which is bigger at the top, that kind of tapers off at the bottom. Then there's the round, and then there's the deep hollow, which is the deep- I think I've got a round. I'm deep hollow. You've got a deep hollow. Even when I'm, no matter what size I am, if I'm lighter or heavier, it's always deep.

So that's what it says as well, is that the depth of your belly button has got nothing to do with your weight. When you put on a lot of weight, it should stay about the same. But what causes an innie versus an outie, and there's these old myths, but they have said the way that your belly button looks is mostly by chance. A belly button is essentially a scar and it depends on how your skin grows when it heals. These things have nothing to do with how your belly button turns out. It is not the result of how the doctor clamped the umbilical cord. Yeah.

Because they do, they follow a procedure. It's always the same length down, clamp, cut or whatever or leave it to dry and fall off. The result of how the doctor or anybody else cut the umbilical cord or the result of how your parents took care of the umbilical cord. Yeah, right. Because that's something that I don't think I was ever told in antenatal class is that that little thing hangs on for a few days.

Yeah, it's weird when you see it and then it rots off basically. It dries out and then it just snaps off, yeah. Because I always thought that when I was young that, yeah, your dad had done a crap job of snipping it. No, it's not. Nothing to do with it. It totally isn't because it always breaks off at the same point. And then it all just depends on how your skin heals,

whether or not it stays on the outside or if it goes back in. You have to get a little cosmetic surgery like Fletch. Get a little push in. It can change. It can change from an innie to an outie. Is that when you get a bear gut? Or a bear bear? Pregnancy, but they say that's the increasing size of the uterus

that can cause the belly button to pop out, not the fact that it's tight, that it's been pushed from behind. Is that why mine popped out? When you were pregnant. You were pregnant at 11. I don't think so. Enlargement of the liver and spleen can pop the belly button out. So if one day you wake up and your belly button's popped out

and you're like, oh, I've put on a little bit of weight, it might not be because it has to be pushed from behind. Do you think I've got a like a gigantic massive spleen or something no why when mine was popped oh when you put that as a child yeah no because yours was always out it didn't go from any to out if yours goes from an enemy but you're not pregnant but i could have been born with a giant explain well there's there's a um a belly button world record. For the deepest? For the deepest.

The biggest belly button. What, how many? It's got a finger. It's got a whole finger. Oh no, he's got an outie. How far out is it? How out? I don't know.

Oh my God. It looks like an odd fellow. It looks like a skin-coloured odd fellow on his belly button. I would say that from... It's like a little knob. I wouldn't say. It's like a skin-coloured odd fellow on his belly button. I would say that from. It's like a little knob. Oh, that's weird. You flick it and it gets caught on things.

You knock it. It's like. Dude, that dude's skinny too, so it's not like it's. Oh, it's twisty like a kuru. Yeah, well, that's okay. I don't like that. I don't like it either. I'd get that nip-suck.

Because mine makes me feel sick. Yeah. Like if you're really giving a good clean, I'm't like it either. I'd get that nip time. Because mine makes me feel sick. Yeah. Like if you're really giving a good clean, I'm often like, ugh. And you push too far, you're like, ugh, yeah. Yeah, totally get that. Hate it. So today's fact of the day is any outy, horizontal, vertical, light bulb round or deep hollow, it's all really,

your belly button depends on how you heal. Fact of the day day, day, day, day Yeah. Play. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Vaughan and I at the weekend purchase, we both purchased the same thing and it's arriving apparently today. We talked about this when we experienced one in a hotel. I think we lightly touched on it. At Christchurch.

On air. That's right. We stayed at the Crowne Plaza, I believe it's pronounced. Yes. Beautiful. Oh, gorgeous. And you didn't, how you didn't experience this. No, I didn't.

Because you went in the executive. No, I didn't. No, I wasn't. Radio suites that Vaughan and I got given. How you didn't experience this is you went in the executive radio suites that Vaughan and I got given. How do these rooms get decided? Well, you get an executive radio suite when you've been in the business for 10 years. It's sort of a congratulations. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but where were we last time? Dunedin, and I got the bath, and you got nothing. Oh, yeah, I didn't get a bath. Actually, they mistook Vaughan for a producer. Put them in the machete rooms. Yeah, one of the producers got a radio executive room. But Vaughan took it for the team. Disappointed, yeah. Oh, well, it's nice every now and then to remind it of your humble roots, you know.

Yeah. But so in this, and we did mention this, in this Christchurch room, there were, like, body pillows. Like, double, double pillows. And they were amazing. I had, like, three of them. But they're pregnancy pillows, like double, double pillows. And they were amazing. I had like three of them. But they're pregnancy pillows, right? Kind of, yeah.

Yeah, they're long pillows and you like put a leg over them. Now, when Sade was pregnant with both of our kids, she had one, but I was like in my early 30s then and I didn't have lower back issues. And, of course, I mean, you wouldn't have stolen it from your pregnant wife. You know, you wouldn't have had a go on this pillow. She rolls over so much. She leaves the pillow behind and then finders keepers. Daddy snuggles up.

It's just great for a snuggle. They're great. And so anyway, because I searched for these pillows after we stayed in this hotel, my targeted advertising has been relentless for pillows. Pillows all the time. Pillows. And then Anne popped up and

Briscoes were having a sale. So Briscoes sells them? Well, everyone sells them. You can get them at Kmart. You can get them everywhere. And I'd put them off for so long and then I saw this pillow and I was like, okay, this looks pretty legit. And there's a sale. And so I just bought it. But can you get cool pillowcases?

Well, you can make your own pillowcase if you've got a sewing machine. Bring out the old sewing machine. You might need to get out the banana for us. No, they had pillowcases matching. And so I just got one. And then so I sent it to Vaughan. And then he got one as well. And they're coming today ugly i did i

spoke to chade about this i was like oh you're gonna have a big body pillow on your bed she's like yeah i know and i can't guarantee when we're in parmesan north for our bangers bingo tour uh that we'll get a radio executive pillow sweet what are you gonna bring it so i might check it in yeah i might check it in in the suitcase might check it in, in the suitcase. Too much. This would probably be the whole suitcase. It's like a metre, one metre forty. Like, that's nearly a person. Yeah, it's a little person. I guess that's the difference.

Maybe this is why you're so excited about it, is I have a two metre person in my bed. I've got a person in my bed too, but I twist when I sleep. That's my problem. And people get too hot. Yeah, so you just chuck a leg over the pillow. The pillow doesn't get hot and heat up. You need to sew a

tennis ball to your t-shirt. No, that's for snorers. No, but that's so that you don't twist. No, but I don't twist like that. I twist like... What are you going to go to sleep with a tennis ball on your t-shirt? Absolutely. That's ridiculous. Now this pillow is going to be the answer. Yeah, so stand by for pillow reviews because I'm so excited about this.

I've been chucking a leg either side of a standard pillow and it doesn't quite have the same. No, but if you can get an arm over it as well, then that takes care of what your arm's got to do. Why don't you just use two pillows? And then you know it's an ugly pillow. No, no, no. They move independently.

It's not the same. They move independently of each other. There needs to be some sort of, not rigid, but there needs to be some sort of stability down the middle. I don't know. When it arrives, can I have a go? Or is it weird if I stay? Oh, I don't know.

You can have a go. While it's in its plastic packaging. Oh, that's not going to be the full experience. No, you're not going to have the full experience. It's memory foam too, as I believe. Yeah, it's memory foam. That's why I'm so excited about this. Wow.

I expect to hear about some very good sleeps from the boys. Don't fall in love with your pillow. Yeah, no, don't. You could fall in love with your pillow. Put holes in it. Put a little face on it and stuff. A little kiss, a bit of lipstick on it. Yeah, we'll go out for dinner.

Like that Ryan Gosling movie? Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking of. Lars and the Real Girl. Fletch and the Big Pillow. Play it. ZM's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley. Well, the celebrity, the pay for celebrity greeting website, what's it called again?

Cameo. Cameo. Just had an absolute COVID brain freeze. Can I still say that? Yeah, you can. Yeah, four months on. They are now launching the ability for you to pay for an extended 10-minute long two-way video chat with celebrities.

That would be horrible. So awkward. So awkward. Can you imagine being the celebrity? I'm just looking at the list here. One of the top guys, because I think it's taken me through to the Australian ones, Honey Badger, you know that guy.

Yeah, Nick Cummins. But he's charging $243 plus. That's just for a video, though. That's not even a call. But he might be able to keep a conversation going for 10 minutes because he's such a larrikin lad. But imagine ringing like a shy celebrity who just wanted a bit of pocket money. Or those influencers.

It is embarrassing looking at these featured ones, people that are on sale. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like I've discounted my fees. Yeah. I'm going to say, and I hate it when people say this, but I'll Chappelle Corby.

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? See, that's it. 49 bucks. But then are there questions you're not allowed to ask? But see, also, if we could get a 10-minute video call, that could just be an interview, right? No, because I think they've got rules about it.

You're not allowed to broadcast it. Well, yeah, if you're going to use it for commercial reasons, you're not allowed or you have to pay more. Andrew Johns is like NRL royalty Newcastle Knights legendary league player. Yeah. What does he earn? Tons of money, he's got business. What does he need to be Earning $249 for a

Yeah but if you could Sit down For half an hour And earn Thousands of dollars Making some videos You Why wouldn't you

That would probably just You know Give you some pocket money I was I was gonna say I don't know any of these people But then if you scroll down Under actors

David Hasselhoff $808 plus Just for like A birthday greeting video. For a greeting, so not the two-way call thing. Tom Felton, who plays Drake. Draco Malfoy, yeah. Yeah, he's $970 plus.

Some expenditures on here. I mean, people buy these for friends' birthdays, don't they? So if you're a huge David Hasselhoff fan or a huge fan of barley drug smuggling. I've got Nikki Webster. Really? Yeah, Nikki Webster. I don't know who Nikki Webster is.

I've been missing you still. Barry Kisses. Yeah, I remember that song. That's it. That's all she did. Okay. Oh, yeah, I see. I'm down.

That's the musician. I can't. Can you find any of the prices? Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray. Okay Oh yeah that's I see I'm down That's the musician I can't Can you find any of the prices Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray Every morning when I wake up There's a fan of King And I'm like

I've been for four years I mean why are you paying Just say a word Call me I'll do my Mark I don't know impression I can't find any prices For the two way video calls I don't think they've

Completely launched it yet Maybe it's a tease Oh my god Kermit on Cameo. Do you think that's just some silly actor? Surely they haven't licensed that. Oh my God,

there's animals. You can get messages. I don't understand. So you just get like a video from a duck. Yeah. I just go down to the park.

Now those ducks are assholes. Yeah, they're assholes. You want a celebrity duck, is that it? No, I just want a well-behaved duck. All right. Is that your next birthday present, a well-behaved video message from a duck?

Yeah, maybe. We'll see. If you liked today's podcast, tell your friends you could send them the link. And if you don't have any friends, just pretend you did. Yeah, great. And rate and review. And maybe get out there and try to make some friends.