ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 24th December 2022

Episode Date: December 23, 2022

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley open up their banking apps and take a deep dive into their recent purchases!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try barista made iced coffees available now at your local McCafe. Okay, we're going to try this today on the podcast. We've opened up our banking apps. What account did you guys go for?

I went for joint. I've gone for my credit card because I just put everything on my credit card. I'm going to go for credit card as well. Oh, Jesus. I don't have a credit card because I'm not to be trusted.

That's amazing. I've got my personal bank account which I use mostly for business and secret shopping. And then I've got my joint account which we use for every day, me and Aaron. Okay, so we're going to scroll back.

You start scrolling. Fletcher's going to go first. And when we say stop, you've got to explain the top purchase in detail. All right. Okay. I'm scrolling. Scrolling. Scrolling.

Stop. Dat transfers Orlando. Dak transfers? Dat. Dat. Orlando. I was hoping you were getting some Dak. How much is the Dat transfer in Orlando? This is for $10AT. Orlando. DAT. I was hoping you'd get in some DAT. How much is the DAT transfer in Orlando?

This is for $108.84. Orlando. This is for a hotel airport transfer for a holiday. Oh, you're so organized because that holiday is so far away. Well, no, but it's now in podcast land. Oh, yeah. But it's far away in time of recording. It's far away in time of recording.

But you must always book your holiday and plan everything to a T. Including the transfers. Absolutely, because you're the kind of person that would rock up to an airport and be like, how are we getting to the hotel? Everything's booked out. That's like dead ringer impersonation there. It was pretty good. I have been doing some character work.

I do talk like that. I want to get in the car now. Actually, to be fair, I don't think you would be like that. Vaughn, though, is like that. I'd just catch an Uber or a taxi or whatever. No, I'm a bit more organized, depending on where I'm going. If it's a really developed country, I don't give a shit. I'll just catch an Uber.

If it's somewhere maybe more like Bangkok or whatever, then I'll get a shit. I'll just catch an Uber. If it's somewhere maybe more like Bangkok or whatever, then I'll get a transfer. I'm the same. You sent Auntie Joanne's driver in Bangkok. Auntie Joanne's always got a driver. Auntie Joanne's driver will make you there. Auntie Joanne's driver. Will she take you to the leather market for a new belt on the way home?

Oh, no, no, no. She's their specific driver. Oh, okay. Wow. She's got a deal for you. Oh, no, no, no. She's their specific driver. Oh, okay. Wow. She's got a deal for you. Oh, look, there's a bit of money in Shardae's family in Thailand. They'll send the driver. They get really funny about it. Oh, no, we'll just catch a taxi. No,

they're so dangerous. They're so dangerous. We'll send the driver. They are a bit loose. Calm down. They're loose goose, but they're not that dangerous. Yeah. Okay, Vaughn, you're next. Scroll, scroll, scroll through the banking app. Stop, stop. There's a couple of bank fees there. Okay.

Did someone make a late payment? Google YouTube videos. Oh, he's a one percenter. Oh, what did you buy? No, so this was, we rented a movie on YouTube yeah I do we do that because they always have

really new ones and really old ones that we couldn't find anywhere else the girls I always see them pop up yeah I thought you were

a premium I am a Google premium yeah right I'm a Google premium I'm not life without ads guys just life without ads it's good yeah

but it's very expensive it's one of the most expensive streaming platforms a month yeah but I use YouTube so much yeah that it's so expensive It's one of the most expensive streaming platforms a month Yeah but I use YouTube so much That it's so fucking annoying To sit through

Guys get a free ad blocker I don't pay a dime to YouTube And I have an ad blocker And I haven't watched a single ad in years Yeah but I bet you don't also donate $3 to Wikipedia When they ask I have not Given any money to Wikipedia.

But how many facts do you take from Wikipedia? Well, graduating high school, that's five years of facts. Drama school, a lot of facts there. More facts. Here today, every day at work, we look up more facts. What movie? Do you remember what movie that was? It was Annie.

It's a hard knock life for us. Oh, the modern one or the original? No, the original. Oh, thank God. The original. Oh, okay. Because the girls did a musical production of Annie at school and they'd never seen the original.

They'd heard all the songs and stuff. Did they lose interest after two minutes? No, they were into it. I could not find one for a legal download. Which you wouldn't have done. Which I would never have done. You would just look in. I wouldn't even know how. just um i wouldn't even know how yeah i wouldn't even know how i know how i know looked god i looked i searched i searched up and down i searched up your feed didn't have anything for

you uh no no it didn't so we paid eight dollars for um annie right all right i'll scroll like this game it's fun okay Okay, keep scrolling, keep scrolling, keep scrolling. Stop! Okay. Ooh, Zara. $4. What? $4, I have a weekly outgoing to my marching teammate Zara for our... I thought you said Zara.

I was like, what do you buy at Zara for $4? Zara. Zara, okay. Hang on, what is this underneath? SP tried tested P15. What? Satisfier Pro tried and tested.

Hang on. Are you up for the Satisfier Pro 15? Jesus, she's going through the message. You burn through the Satisfier Pros, don't you? You've got to calm down a little bit. 15. I'm just looking at what this is because it is... oh, God. Okay, that's a, it's a Reno thing. So I was like, what have they spent $800 on?

Jesus. Oh, God. I don't even look at the account. Shadow Taxi or the anything Reno account. I just shit brooks. Yeah, it's a. I wish I did shit brooks. That'd be cheaper than buying.

Insulation. Oh, okay. Costco. Oh, and then there's my Costco membership. Oh, my God. Do you know I nearly rang up Costco and I had to go at them for double billing me for my Costco membership? Did they double bill? And then you remembered you paid for mine?

Yeah. Like half an hour later, I was seething. I was like, how dare they double charge me? Like, this is such an inconvenience to me. I'm going to have to ring them up. Oh, no. Go in there, let them have it. And then I was like, that's right, I paid for Vaughn's.

That's right. I would just like to say, Vaughughn even though you're not the voice of Gerard or anymore I have given them $180 in the last month wow so there you go if you like today's podcast tell your friends you could send them the link and if you don't have any friends just pretend you did yeah Yeah, great. And rate and review. And maybe get out there and try to make some friends.