ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 24th May 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. Thanks to McCafe, grab any size McCafe coffee For only $4 Conditions apply We were talking about Our favourite ice cream flavours The other day And I can't remember

What yours was Vaughan Something boozy Rum and raisin No it's just like French vanilla Oh my god Oh my god So embarrassing

Yeah I'm embarrassed to even Just be next to you right now Maple walnut Yeah booze Love a bit of maple walnut No get a grip Well Hayley and I both

Agreed that Goody goody gumdrops Yeah The OG goody goody gumdrops Is the best Yeah, booze. Love a bit of maple water. No, get a grip. Well, Hayley and I both agreed that... Goody Goody Gumdrops. Yeah. The OG Goody Goody Gumdrops is the best. And then we were like, oh my God, the lollies that are in Goody Goody Gumdrops are so good, they should bag them and sell them. I don't think they do sell them. No.

But the company that does them sent us a bag of them. Like massive, no... No, multiple bags. Multiple bags, yeah. And they are. They're the lollies from the Goody Goody Gumdrops. Here's a green one. Yum, yum, yum.

Yum, yum, yum. That's the lolly. It's the lolly. And they also sent hard jubes. Hard jubes. I didn't know that rainbow do hard jubes, but God, they're yum. Except watch out for the aniseed ones. There's some aniseed-flavoured hard jubes hidden in the mix. Oh, yeah. That's a real boomer lolly, isn't it? Yeah, real're yum. Except watch out for the aniseed ones. There's some aniseed-flavoured hard jibs hidden in the mix.

Oh, yeah. That's a real boomer lolly, isn't it? Yeah, real boomer. Real boomer. So they're talking about old-school lollies, like classic milk bottles with actual milk in them, not just imitation milk flavouring. The fizzies, remember the fizzies?

Yeah. The hard discs that fizz up your nose. And classic hard jerbs. But this is where it's at. Now these are going to be good for the emergency lollies draw, which I didn't know. But the producers have an emergency draw. Yeah, I know. And it's packed.

Yeah. I didn't know this. I'm pretty sure the other day I said I need a lolly and I was met with silence. How many times do we sit in here and go, I need a sweet treat. I need a little sweetie. I was met with silence How many times do we say We sit in here and go I need a sweet treat I need a little sweetie And Anna They're going hungus You just sit there

With your drawer full of goodies Keeping them to yourself We should get a drawer in here We're going to get a drawer in here And our lollies are going to be cooler Lock and key Like the lollies From the goody goody gumdrops

Without the ice cream Thank you, Rachel. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Three minutes past six, all in studio. Yeah. I just missed you too much. Yeah. Being at home yesterday. I wasn't at home because I had COVID. I did get messages from people. Is Hayley okay? I know. And then they'll be like, what, she came into studio today? Yeah. That's not very responsible. No, I am recording from home

because I'm filming Bake Off and Bake Off films very close to my house. So that's what's happening. And you've got a early coming into work then battling the traffic to get back to Bake Off.

You're like, I'll broadcast from home and then just do a little scoot. You took your Razor scooter, is that right? I took my Razor scooter, yeah. Yeah, to Bake Off. It took like twoor scooter, is that right? I took my Razor scooter, yeah. Yeah, to bake off. It took like two hours.

Someone should have said, you said drive your car and you said, no, no, it's close to home. I'll commute by scoot. I do think a little insider knowledge and this is giving nothing away, but the baking starts tomorrow. We start the actual filming of the competition.

And I do think if there are some days where the food is so good, maybe I'll have to come in the next day. So you guys can have some. Okay. Oh, yeah, put in a little. I'm not against that idea. Do you need us to bring in our own click clacks?

Only if they're like, I only want the cakes and the good stuff. I don't want like the pastries and breads. What? I don't want. I only want the good stuff. Excluding pastries. Pastries are. That's the bomb.

No, I want the big cakes. Oh my god, I look forward to like Savory Week every year. Oh yeah, no, because that could be... Cheese, pesto, veggies. My daughter had a cheese scone at the weekend and it was almost like a cheese hash brown. Oh! Well, cheese is so expensive.

I'm surprised the bakery's even doing that. Well, we traded our other daughter for it, so it seems fair. A bit of a human for cheese situation going on there. Feels good. The top six is coming up. Yes, the top six things people believe in more than the government. It turns out that more people believe in ghosts than, and this is in America, more people believe in ghosts than believe in the government's ability to govern.

Yeah, cool. The world is screwed. ghosts than believe in the government's ability to govern. Yeah. Cool. The world is screwed. Yeah, so the... Sorry to be so negative, guys, on a Tuesday morning. In case you missed it, breaking news, the world is screwed. Because people believe in spirits and ghosts more than they do the government. And Carlo Barn, who's doing a promo for the boys. New Zealander Carlo Barn, he's just put up a picture on Instagram.

He's just tested positive for COVID in Paris. Oh, no. God, if you're going to get stuck somewhere, though. That's what he said, silver lining, stuck in Paris for a little while. Hey, Marie. They were, like, premieres and doing promos and stuff, and I didn't see any masks. I'm just like, oh, yeah.

No, I was talking to someone who lives in LA yesterday and they were like, no, we're done with it. They're done with it. Even though, well, you're about to fly to LA tonight. Yeah. I'm going to be masked. They are talking about maybe bringing in some mask mandates because it's just got out of control again there. So are you going to be masking?

100%. Or you don't care because you're already there? I've got a new K95, baby. What is this one a kn95 baby so what's a good one yeah that's top of the line okay my only problem is and this would actually be interesting to know if anybody knows if you can get one with a slightly longer elastic yes oh i see pulls on the air pulls on the air you could just add your own elastic yeah extenders oh yeah i suppose you could cut it and then add a little bit more on. Even if you just like that.

Oh, no, that's not worth it. Anyway, good luck with that. Next on the show. Well, if you're guilty of overspending online, I've got some tips to save money. Well, apparently online shopping it's at an all time high because we've been stuck indoors. Some stores maybe

have closed and so we can only shop online and also we're just getting advertised everywhere I was looking on Instagram, my whole feed is like someone I follow, someone I follow, ad someone I follow, someone I follow, ad selling me things. Those shorts are, someone I follow, ad. Selling me things.

Those shorts are cute though. I've just opened it. Those are cute. Oh, look at this little cheeky skirt. They know, don't they? I could look quite cute in that. That's an outfit I would wear. Anyway, I'll buy that after in the next song.

So a financial coach has shared some advice for cutting down on your online spending because obviously the whole world is tightening their belts at the moment. Yeah. Inflation, all-time high. Cost of living, all-time high. Cheese, all-time high.

All-time high. So one of the first tips is use Pinterest to plan your purchases. So don't just sort of willy-nilly go, oh, yeah, I might get that. Go like, what do I really need? I want to do a wardrobe makeover. Like a wish list. I'm going to create a mood board and then kind of go from there. So when you see things that aren't on your mood board,

you're like, I don't need that. That's not in keeping with my vision. Or you put it on your mood board. Yeah. Yeah. Down the bottom. And then you work your way to it. Is that what you're saying?

You work your way to it. Yeah. So then you're not drawn by just sort of willy-nilly things. You're like, these are the purchases I want to make this year. But that's the big question. Do you really need it? Isn't it? Oh, what?

We need food, water, and shelter. Yeah, and do you have enough clothes in your wardrobe already? Yeah. Is another good question. That checkered skirt, though, is cute. Will purchase soon. It's also winter. Yeah, tights.

Get the skirt, like, later. Tights. Get it in spring. Yeah, tights. Get the skirt like later. Tights. Get it in spring. Second tip is putting items in your shopping basket and then walking away. I do this and then I never buy. They send you the, you didn't check out. How about putting the scent off? Or free shipping.

No, but it's more that like I do this. I'll put things. I'll be like, yes, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy. Impulse, impulse. This is trying to like crush the impulse. As if you put it in your cart, then you walk away and maybe go do the dishes or something or like, you know, a little task.

You come back, you're like, oh, I don't need that. You've had time to let it simmer. Gotcha. The idea of spending that much money on something. Gotcha. Another thing is called ring fencing. Ring fencing money. Okay.

So going like, boof, this money is for fun. This money I can spend in my paycheck. So maybe it's like $50 or $20 or $10 even per paycheck that you have for fun things. And then once that's spent, no more fun until next pay. Okay. You can't dip into bills for fun. But bills aren't fun.

Bills are the antithesis of fun. Another one is reducing your time scrolling, doing what I do. Because we're being targeted with advertising all the time. That skirt though, I am looking at it. That was a perfect example. You literally picked up your phone and found that skirt within 20 seconds. I'm just going to open the tab just to look at it for a little bit longer and then I'll think about it.

That's going to get you. Oh, here's a good one. I'm bombarded by these. Set up an email folder for shopping emails. So all the brands that you want to hear from, you get an email and they're like, 30% off, this and that, we're having a sale, we're doing this. That goes straight to your folder, not your inbox.

Go to a different folder so they don't pop up when you're trying to do work. That's a good idea. Her last tip is try one in, one out. So you can't buy, you can't just add things. You've got to remove something as well. Before you can add a new thing. Yeah, like sell something from your wardrobe

before you buy something. Right. That's a good idea as well. Yeah, like sell something from your wardrobe before you buy something. Right. That's a good idea as well. Yeah, absolutely. You've got to do a little And then use the money from that. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. But you'll always have to be putting a little bit more. Yeah, you're never going to get the exact amount. No, no. Well, it depends. I'll just see how

expensive the skirt is. Then you could sell Three skirts? My car. Yeah, I'll sell my car. Oh my God, I got sell your house. Three skirts? My car. Yeah, I'll sell my car. Oh my god, I got three skirts for my car. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, there has been a rise in a certain question

on Google in Australia and the UK. I don't have the New Zealand Google stats for this, but I mean, we're very similar to Australia. We're neighbours, aren't we? Yeah, we tend to follow their trends. This, um... Choosing your wording?

Yeah, yeah, they're googling, like, what's the average size eggplant? Why, are they making a bloody ratatouille or something? Oh, a grilled miso eggplant. Oh.

With bacon. Yeah. With bacon? What? Well, it didn't have any meat on it. It doesn't need meat. Do you know what? It doesn't need meat.

I think it does. Miso eggplant's like an Asian dish. With bacon. I don't feel like bacon is. With pork belly. Hoisin pork belly. No, I don't think it needs it. You can have it with. It's like an entree. It's a side dish.

It's an entree. But it's become a hot topic on Google because of a lot of news stories. Especially in the UK press at the moment. An old story about Peter Andre was dragged up. You know the singer, Mysterious Girl, Peter Andre was dragged up.

You know the singer, Mysterious Girl, Peter Andre. There's the whole Wagatha Christie trial at the moment, which is happening in the UK, which is about Wayne Rooney's wife, Colleen. It's so confusing. I was trying to read about it the other day and I was like, I don't know what this is. Why is it called Wagatha Christie? Is it a libel trial?

Because Agatha Christie is the mystery, right? And Wagatha I don't know what this is. Why is it called Wagatha Christie? Is it a libel trial? Because Agatha Christie is the mystery, right? And Wagatha is wags, wives and girlfriends. Yeah. Yeah. And so she baited her friends into like posting or leaking info to the press or something. And it was all false. And then now she's suing.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what the deal is. I mean, you've summed up the case perfectly, I think. And somehow someone who talked about Peter Andre's penis a long time ago and the story that was

in the Sun years ago has been dragged up. It was a tell-all interview where she talks about meeting Peter Andre and she describes his manhood and she said he pulled down his pants and it looked like a tiny chipolata which is like, is it

like those little sausages? Yeah, the little mini little mini Cheerios. Skinny, skinny minis. Yeah, the Cheerios or something. Savloys. Savloys, yeah. And they reckon that this is what, especially in the UK has made people goot. There's been a rise in what is the average. Do you reckon because everyone looked down and was like, well mine looks a bit like a chipolata. Do you reckon that this is what, especially in the UK, has made people go, there's been a rise in what is the average?

Do you reckon because everyone looked down and was like, well, mine looks a bit like a chipolata. Do you know it's only men Googling this? Is it women Googling it to check if the guy she's with who's told? I don't know if they'll be able to tell, right? She's been told it's massive, but she maybe hasn't got a huge catalogue of penises that she's seen. Penis experience.

Yeah. Well, and for some reason as well in Australia, it's been on the rise as well, this Google. And this news article that I'm reading from is based from the news.com.au Australian website. It says

for those that care, Australia is ranked 43rd in the world with average size 14.46. And then just like a real kick in the guts, says whilst the average size of Kiwi men is 13.99, according to a website. Obviously, we're talking in centimetres here, not inches. Thank God.

When the lady said 13.99, I was like, yeah. But I'm a builder. I measure in mils. Oh, yeah was like, yeah. But I'm a builder. I measure in mils. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, because that makes everything bigger, doesn't it? 1,300. Yeah. Yeah, 1,300. Now we're talking.

Yeah, that sounds real big, doesn't it? No, wait. No, wait. 130 mils. 139 mils. Oh, 1,300 is 1.3 metres. 1,300's a massive wang. Oh, yeah, that's like an elephant wang.

That is an elephant wang. Yeah, huge wang. Guys, stop Googling it. Stop comparing yourself to elephants, guys. It's not about the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean, isn't it? At least say it like you believe it. Yeah.

Don't worry, little guy. It's not about that. Yeah, I mean, I myself prefer to take an inter-island ferry, but sure, people prefer a skip or a sloop or a sketch or whatever you've got there. A dingy? A dingy? Yeah, a little

IRB putt-putt. Yeah, there you go. You'll get the motion of the ocean in one of those, won't you? They hit the waves and they do little jumps. Yeah. Whee! Okay. They're cute and little, aren't they? They hit the waves and they do little jumps. Yeah. Whee! Okay. They're cute and little, aren't they? They are.

From the bustling ZM think tank, this is the top six. Oh, hey. People believe in spirits more than they trust the government. This is,

I said American, it's actually a British poll. It was conducted by Spirit Shack, which is next to Love Shack and next to Shake Shack. So you've got Love Shack there with the B-52s.

Then you've got Shake Shack, Great Burgers, Delicious Milkshakes. And then you've got Spirit Shack, which is spiritshack.co.uk Ghost Hunting Gear. Shop by category. Do you guys want spirit boxes?

Oh, I need a new spirit box. I dropped mine. EVP recorders. SLS cameras. Dowsing rods. Are those the ones that find water?

I don't know. Yep. You can just make those out of a bit of wire. Yeah. See my dad do it. How ridiculous. It's crazy.

I'm open to it. So they did a study and it led to more Britons believe in ghosts than they trust the government. But their government's run by a buffoon.

Yeah. Bois. Bois Johnson. Bois. So I've got the top six other things that people believe in more than the government. Number six, artificial sweeteners.

Oh, yeah. They believe in artificial sweeteners. They love a little artificial sweetener, don't they? They do. They're like guilt-free, no calories. Poop your pants. Don't worry about it. Really?

They make you a little bit poopy. Artificial sweeteners are the worst. They're like huge laxative effects. Especially the tolls, like xylitol, anything with ol on the end. Really? Sorbitol. Make your poops out of it. It's like that chewing gum.

It's like, we'll have a laxative effect. Oh, yeah, if you have more than two minutes. And those mints. What were those mints that people were yum-yum in the mints? Eclipse mints. Yeah, good stuff. It's because of the toll in them. Make your go poopies.

Number five on the list of the top six things people believe in more than the government. Goblins and trolls. Yeah, okay. Watch your goblins. Number five on the list of the top six things people believe in more than the government. Goblins and trolls. Yeah, okay. Watch your goblins. You've got to keep those bridges safe with the trolls. Pay the tolls. Or the trolls. You play the troll toll.

You've got to play the troll toll. See, I think goblins need a cute animated movie where they sing pop songs in their own style and have Justin Timberlake voice them. Because it's done wonders for trolls. Yeah, it has. It's really changed the whole brand image

of trolls. Yeah, because before that they were real icky and gross. Yeah, they lived under bridges as you said. I tried to eat the billy goat's gruff.

Oh my gosh. Damn fools. Goblins, however, still looked upon with that sort of fire. Number four on the list of the top six things people believe

more than the government believe in more than the government, that collagen powder actually does something. Do you have collagen powder in there? I mean, look at my skin. It's fantastic. Your body can't absorb collagen, though. It is, though.

Look at my skin. Then that's all psychosomatic. No, it's harsh chemicals, actually. Really? On the skin. Yeah, nothing to do with the collagen in this movie. Microdermabrasion. Yeah, everything.

Burn it off. Number three on the list of the top six things people believe in more than the government are they believe that they could have survived the 1800s. I just don't think many of us would have. No. What was the age expectancy in the 1800s? Like 30-something? Depends where you were, but it was pretty bloody low.

Yeah, right. If you were having a baby it was pretty bloody low. Yeah, right. If you were having a baby, that was you gone. Oh, yeah. You're gone. What was the mortality rate? Was something crazy? Was 1 in 10 for childbirth? Yeah, it was bad.

10%? Yeah. There was just no medical intervention. There was nothing. And women just kept getting pregnant because you had to have a big family because half of the kids had died before they were 10 and you had to have somebody to run the farm and look after you if you got to old age.

There was no contraception other than like dung. Socks. Dung and citrus or socks, yeah. So every time a woman got pregnant she was literally playing a game of Russian roulette? Yeah. Yeah, that's wild. How bad did she want out of her marriage?

Yeah, I'll get pregnant again. Please God, grant me sweet relief from this marriage. Number two on the list of the top six things people believe in more than the government. They believe they could have been a professional athlete if they'd applied themselves a little bit. Yeah, I mean if I'd kept rugby up at high school, 100% would have been in the All Blacks. It just

wasn't for me, you know. Yeah, I don't for a second believe I could have been a professional athlete in anything that required speed, coordination. I mean golf, shit I could have been a professional athlete in anything that required speed, coordination. I mean, golf, shit, I could have been a professional golfer. You reckon? Oh, yeah. You should see him at the driving range.

Is he good, is he? He loves a whack. He's real good. Okay. I'm just going to slow my swing down and get a bit excited. A lot of money in golf? Oh, yeah. Well, what could have been, eh?

What could have been? I love a walk. You know me, I love a walk around the park. Who's that new golfer that's, or that golfer that I saw online? John Daly. Is that John Daly? The old guy with the big beard. Is that John Daly?

Yeah. I'm sure it is. It's old school golfer John Daly. Is it? Did you see his nutritional breakdown of his run of golf? I didn't know that was John Daly. I thought it was someone else. They compared it to golf athletes.

Sometimes they drink a lot of water because they're obviously out on the course and every now and then they might have a little like gel to give them a bit of energy. Electrolytes? What did he have? 15 cigarettes,

6 Diet Cokes, 5 packs of peanuts and... Wow. And then after he finished, he hit up the casino but not like the blackjack table, the pokies. Yeah, good boy.

As John Daly. He's gone all full beard and everything. He's amazing. Crazy. I love it when there's a Dories and Coke. I love it when there's an athlete that breaks the mould. Yeah, for sure. Yes. Yeah. It's like John McEnroe was the same with tennis. Just this angry dude in tennis had been such, you know,

the gentleman sport. Yes, of course. He comes in, he's swearing at people. Love it. Yeah. And number one on the list of the top six things people believe in more than government,

they believe they could probably land a plane if it really came to it. Oh, absolutely. Give it their gullet on his best. Talk me through it. Yeah.

These things land themselves, don't they? Yes. That is today's top six. Coke, cola. Coke, cola. Coke, zero. My preferred Coke from the Coke family. Same.

Same. Same. Good stuff, guys. Is there still Diet Coke? Yes. There's still Diet Coke. Yeah, there's still. Why does that not taste good?

Why does that not taste good? Tastes like water. Like dirt water. Yeah. Mums love it though, eh? Boomers. Because it's a real 90s thing. Yeah.

My mum's a Pepsi Max gal. Oh, shit. Wild. I've got a Pepsi family. Really? My brother loves a Pepsi Max as well. Like straight up, it's not even like, I don't know. I don't even know the cost difference. I don't think it's a money thing.

I think they both just like Pepsi Max. So they're getting rid of Coke Zero and Coke No Sugar, and they're bringing in one new one called Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. I like the design of the cans and bottles. It's red label, black writing. Zero Sugar is what it's called. Yes, it looks to be an amalgamation of the two. This is a long time coming.

Coke Zero and at a push, if there was nothing, I'd go Coke No Sugar. And I don't know if it was just my brain telling me they should taste different and they were exactly the same product. They were very similar. There was a difference, eh? I don't know that I know the difference. But I don't drink it that often. Right.

Wasn't one just marketed to boys? Yeah, wasn't that? Yes. It was 100% the thing. I remember reading this. The men won't buy this. Men don't drink Diet Coke, so then having Coke.

Was it zero that men didn't buy because it was like zero calories? I don't know. I didn't mention the sugar thing. No sugar was for women and zero was for men or something like that. But I remember reading that zero was big in New Zealand and Australia, right? And that's all. And that's all.

We're some of the few places in the world that they've still had zero because of the uproar. Yeah. But to be honest, when I say I have a combo at Macca's, show sponsor, great synergy there. I can't tell the difference. I'm just like, yum. Well, apparently there is a slight difference between Coke Zero and Coke No Sugar. Minor changes to

the natural flavour composition. But very little. Little tweaks. Very little. Natural flavours. Like, I don't know, like cola nut or something, whatever the secret Natural flavours. Like, was... I don't know. What is... Like cola nut or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever the secret ingredients are.

So there's a post going around. Is this an official announcement or a post from like a dairy or something? It looks like a poster in a dairy window. New Coke Zero Sugar, real Coke taste, coming soon from June 2022. What are we...

Well, that's a month away because that's my day before... It's a week. Oh my God, a day before my birthday. June 2022, as in we? Well, that's a month away because that's my day before. Oh my God, a day before my birthday. June 2022, as in like the year, not the date. Not the specific date. Oh, okay, right.

Okay, not the 22nd. No. Oh, yeah. June 2022, Coke Zero and Coke No Sugar will be replaced by a new Coke Zero Sugar. Do you know,

I'm surprised this hasn't been a hot topic of chat with Johnny, my mate that does the Coke deliveries. I can't believe he hasn't had the inside word. Maybe he's been left in the dark. Not chiming in there. And there's also people talking about the new lids,

the caps on bottles of Coke as well, which is like a recycling thing that they've brought in. Yeah, so why would you recycle a Coke bottle but not the lid? That's the issue, right? Some people do, yeah. They just chuck out the lids. So they chuck the lid in the bin and the bottle in the recycling, but both can be recycled.

Yes, but both plaster. So now the lids are going to be attached to the neck. Like, did H2Go do that? Where you like, one of the waters had it? Oh, that's right, the plastic thing. Where you like pop it, but it's got a little tab keeping it on. I haven't seen one, but it still screws

on though. I've seen it. Screws on to top and then you break, break, break, and then it hinges back. Right. From the design eyes. Apparently people are up in arms about it. People don't like change. They're not loving it.

People don't like change. Because it'll be, what way are you going to put the lid? Out to the side and it's going to be tickling your cheek during the drink. Or if you get it up, it's going to be on the nose. If you're drinking from the bottle. On the chin. It's going to be on the chin. It's going to be on the chin.

It's going to be touching the face. And people don't want it touching the face, do they? Well, you could just cut it off and then put it in the bin. I think that's defeating the purpose. Yeah, but I don't want to run my phone. I'm going to cut it off and put it in the bin. Put it in the bin. Yeah, chuck it in the trash.

Okay. Yeah. Is that the trash you eat? You can't have it dangling around. The burning trash. No, the compost. Oh, the compost. Oh, and have you ever put a plastic in your compost again?

Yeah. The worms love it. No, no, no. You've got to burn that. Oh, you compost. Go on. Have you been put in a plastic in your compost again? Yeah. The worms love it. No, no, no. You've got to burn that. Oh, you've got to burn it. You've got to burn it and then the worms love it. Ah, okay. Gotcha.

Play. ZDM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Well, I stand accused of something that I definitely did and I've thought about it over that song. I've got absolutely no way of defending myself. That was a quick trial, wasn't it? Yep. No, I did it.

I pooped in Johnny Depp's bed. See you later. There you go. I'm going to disappear from here forever now. No, it was a classic Vaughan Smith bank transfer. Yum, yum, yum. Oh. Yeah.

These are such a pain in the ass. The best is when you know someone's trying to get a loan or a mortgage or extend their mortgage and you start, you know, oh, I owe you 20 bucks,

do I? 20 bucks for a box of dillies. This has been in the news quite a bit in the last year or so. People that are putting joke references in bank transfers. Yeah, and the banks, because you know how they've made borrowing money for home loans harder now.

The banks were like, don't do this. Tell your friends not to do this. I won't be told what to do by banks. Banks making billions of dollars every quarter. They run the world, Vaughan. I won't be told what to do. This is my way of telling the man that I'm not listening, man. Right.

Well, I think you've got to apologise. Why? She's already got a house. You've got your lovely little house. You've got your lovely house. Oh, a little house. Oh, a bit condescending. Oh, wow.

You've got your lovely little cottage. What do we call this? A little flat? No. You've got your house. You don't need to worry about the bank anymore. The police don't stop watching you because you have a house, Vaughn. Well, God, is it illegal activity?

What did you put? Okay, so. This was for lunch the other day. Lunch the other day. Vaughn just paid for everyone, and so, yeah. No, I paid for everyone. Vaughn was paying me back. Vaughn's paying you back.

So everybody else didn't put anything funny in the reference line, apart from Jared, who put Jared, which I did quite enjoy because it came up as J.P. Pickstock Jared. Yeah, yeah. Just in case you didn't know which J.P. Pickstock it was. I like that. Yeah. And then Vaughan Smith, crack cocaine, guns, and prostitutes.

But how much crack cocaine, guns, and prostitutes? 50 bucks getting you? Jeepers, creepers, I don't know. A combo deal? I don't know. Not high quality of any of those things. No, no, no, no. I'm just trying to, look, I'm just looking at my payees now

to see what I've saved. Because you are one of my saved, you are one of my saved payees, Vaughn. But I think I might have. Did you ever tidy up your financial act? Everyone's got the most ridiculous ones. Mine just says Fletch likes cats. Meow. Yeah, I've had that from you as well.

Oh, yep. Meow, meow. So, I mean, that's cute. The bank's not going to be upset at that, are they? No, but probably like drugs, drugs, drugs. You know when you get an infringement from the police and you have to pay out like a speeding fine or whatever? I always put mine like reference, never put your driver's,

oh, what is it, a speed camera, never put your driver's license. Why? Because they can demerit point you. Can they? Yeah, it's anonymous because they can't prove who's driving the car. So never put your, you don't want any of that. Right. So I always put in

things like I'm a naughty boy. Oh my God. Transfer the money I've been very naughty. I went 10k over to women. You need to give me a smack. What is

Have you done your taxes already? Oh no this is recent. I thought I had fun ones I thought I had a fun one for you. What is my one? It's literally specifically what I've paid you back for the last few times. Oh, how square. Yeah.

You're such a nerd. How boring for you. You've changed. Yeah, it's always this. Massive dilly or illicit drugs. There was one, a mate of mine, and I didn't know that he shared the account with his partner. And I put payment for hot butt pics.

And that's all she saw come up. And she's like, what's this? And he's like, oh, that's what he does. Imagine the bank saying that. They're like, can you explain the butt pics? I'm really responsible. I will pay this mortgage back. Yeah.

Can you explain all of these transactions for drugs, hookers and hot butt pants? Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee. I'm Alex Casey. And I'm Duncan Grave. We're the hosts of The Real Pod and Confession Cam Time. We bloody love reality telly. If we sound like your type on paper, join us each week for your fix of reality

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I'll do a cross-reference. So apparently, we did talk earlier that spending's at an all-time high online shopping. Yeah. But impulse buying is also making us weak at the knees, stopping us from being able to afford other things like food. Yeah. Because the average person is spending around,

I've converted to New Zealand dollars, $480 a month on impulse buys. New Zealand? So this would be an American figure of what, about $300? This is an American figure, $314 per month on impulse purchases. Up. Wow, that's a lot. Up from last year, quite a lot,

which was already a lot up from the year before. Do you think a lot of people are, they're definitely cutting back, right? I think now, I mean, I would say if they haven't already started cutting back, they're thinking about it. Are you familiar with credit? It's money that you don't own.

It's not yours. It's financially burdening your future self because you wanted that thing right now. Yeah. That's all that's happening. Don't fool yourself into thinking people are cutting back. They're just ticking up more stuff. Yeah, I know.

But at some point... Panging off a quarter at a time. Yeah. I know. People are buying mostly while they're lying in bed, online shopping, household items, clothing is the number one thing that people are buying. Guilty.

Yeah. Food and groceries, like unplanned food and groceries, like extra to your shopping. What's an unplanned food? Bag of lollies. Yeah, lollies. Wait, online though. Ice cream.

No, no, no, no. In store. Okay, that's in store. Yeah, yeah. Shoes. 28% of people are impulse buying shoes. Technology. Yeah.

Headphones, the likes like that. Sports wear, balls, clubs, all that kind of stuff. Right. And it's all, the majority of it is just for themselves. So they're not impulse buying for other people or like their kids or something. An impulse buyer is like, own it. Yeah, I don't think that's,

impulse buying is generally for yourself, right? I'd never think, oh, I'd love to buy that for my wife. Yes, oh yeah. Well, I just get it wrong if I impulse purchase for Sade. What's the date? What would I do? What would I impulse purchase for Sade? Impulse, probably.

Oh, gorgeous. A musky impulse. Oh, no, I'm a vanilla impulse. Yeah, you don't have to go into details, but when did you last impulse buy something? I'm good. I'm already a month into my bank statements, and I haven't seen anything.

Do you know what I... Oh, it's alcohol. That's an impulse. Would you say that's an impulse? Well, that's just social. Okay, that's not. No, I wouldn't class it as an impulse. Oh, I did bring you my Masterclass subscription. I think that was pretty impulse because I've never used it. You know Masterclass?

Which is like... Yeah, I've seen both. What's your Masterclass? Masterclass is like... Yeah, but what are you doing for masterclass? My masterclass? No, no, you've subscribed to one. Or do you just subscribe to every single masterclass? You subscribe to masterclass and you get all of them.

So this is an online subscription thing and you learn from... You learn things from like famous people or people that are really good at it. No, I've not done any impulse shopping. I'm a hero who can only spend money on jib. At the weekend, there might have been a couple of drinks and boo. I didn't buy anything, but I went through Trade Me searching old pocket knives

and watch listed about 50 of them. And I've been getting emails all week auction closes in 12 hours. Why do you need an old pocket knife? I love the look of old pocket knives. I think it'll make a wonderful collection. God, you're weird. Stop doing that.

Old pocket knives. And when my new shed's finished, I'm totally getting a trophy cabinet and buying retro trophies and just having all of these trophies. Retro trophies? I'm going to say that from my past glories. You didn't earn these trophies. I don't care.

I'm buying a marching trophy too. I'm going to buy a marching trophy. How dare you? The one you always wanted. How dare you? The big New Zealand marching trophy. Have you been watch-listing trophies as well? No, yeah. But you've got a great idea. I might actually

go and do that now. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Silly little foe. Silly little foe. It is so silly, silly, Femmes Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, today's Silly Little Poe. I just wanted to give a shout out to the, I got sent a video. Did I send it to the group? Yes, I got sent it as well.

No, the dog was doing Fact of the Day. Oh. The kid? The kid. That makes his little brother feel better by singing Silly Little Pole and it cheers him up. That's pretty cute. I don't know, I got it here somewhere. Hold on.

Oops. Silly, silly, silly, silly little pole. Silly little pole. I'm looking dancing now. Silly, silly, silly, silly little pole. And the little baby's like. Absolutely turned his mood around. Absolutely turned that little baby's mood around.

I love that. That's pretty cute. Well, today's Silly Little Pole, all about binging TV shows. Yep. When a new one drops, you binge the whole season or watch episodes weekly? Do you know, I'm just opening up my calendar now. When there's a show that I love,

like for example, at the moment, the new, who's the guy that did The Wire? David Simon. The We Own The City. That's currently on HBO slash on Neon. I figure out,

because they do weekly episodes, I put a note in my calendar when the last episode finishes. So on the 31st of May... This is how little he has outside of this work. You're busy. You've got eight jobs.

Do you want to come out for lunch or do an activity or something? I have a lot of time to watch TV shows. He's got nothing to do. I've got kids and a little farm lid and a family. I to watch TV shows. He's got nothing to do. I've got kids and a little farm led and a family.

I'm very busy. And you've got like 18 jobs and renos. Fletcher is so busy his calendar is empty apart from his TV viewing appointments. Excuse me,

I've got a lot in here that are social events. Wow. Exactly, social events. I'm very busy. But no, I will put a note to say that this whole season

is ready because I hate watching things weekly. Oh, you mean at the end? Yes. Be like, it's all out, binge it now. Yes. Oh, so you watch it.

What did you think I put each episode in? Each episode every week and be like, ding, it's now available to watch. No, I make a note,

I work out how many eps it's got and then I'm like, by this date, it's available to binge because otherwise I'll forget. Man, cool. Yeah, I love a binge. I'm like, by this date, it's available to binge because otherwise I'll forget. Man, cool. Yeah, I love a binge.

I'm always humble yet it is cool. Piss off. That's so cool, eh? I think we need to take him out. I would say he needs to get laid but I know that's not the problem. No, that's not the problem. I didn't say that.

I have plenty of that. Because I know he's got more of that than either of us combined. I know, I know. But the whole time I mean the whole show put all of our numbers together it pales in comparison.

We're like all the other peaks in the Himalayas. I am not. I have no comment to make. He's Everest. Well, let's say he's the only one who got COVID. Do you know what I mean? No. Hey, excuse me.

This pandemic is not over. You will both get your time. You watch who gets monkey pox first, eh? Fletch is going to come. He's like, what do you reckon that is? I'm going to be like, that's a monkeypox. This is a guy travelling to America today. I'm going to beat monkeypox.

You're going to get monkeypox and the new COVID. What if I'm COVID monkeypox? COVID pox. COVID pox. COVID pox. Or monkeyvid. Yeah. No one wants monkeyvid.

If you do, just stay in America and give it to all of America and don't bring it to New Zealand, please. I'll just go feral. Go feral. What's happening if you get COVID over there? Is the company

just cutting you loose? Yes, but it hasn't been told yet. I'll be out. I'm done. Are you just living on the streets of LA? Is that what happens?

No, I've got insurance. I get to stay at the Hilton for seven more days. Oh. Oh. Womb sweepers. Oh, what a shame. I'd be licking those teacups.

Yes, so would I. I don't want COVID. I want to get there and back COVID free. Good luck with that. Well, today's still a little poll. Are you going to finish it? I thought we'd already done it. TV shows binge the whole season or watch episodes weekly.

85% of people said binge it all. Yes. Binge it all. I'm humbled when I have to wait. I'm like, do you know who I am? I don't wait. I don't wait for no one. Lucy says, I'm not

patient and I also forget stuff between weeks. So, binging for me. Emma says, love to binge it all but then hate waiting a full year for more eps. That's the thing. When you blow it all and then hate waiting a full year for more eps yes that sucks when you blow it all

and then you're like now what because there's nothing better when you find a TV show that's been out for like five years yes and you just get

all five seasons and then you're just like remember when that used to be intimidating and you'd be like I don't know if I can do a show that's got five seasons already

and now you're like put it in my veins more more more seasons more that's got five seasons already and now you're like, put it in my veins. 11 seasons. Yeah. More seasons. More. Rosie says, I get so addicted I have to delay

the instant gratification during the weekdays and watch smaller amounts than binge on the weekends. Oh, okay. Oh, very smart. But it is, eh? It's like addiction.

I like this. It makes me feel good. I must have as much as I can. No, it's a dopamine. It's a addiction. I like this. It makes me feel good. I must have as much as I can. So it's a dopamine. It's a modern problem. I've got to have as much of this thing as I can. Yeah. Because it makes me feel good and I want to feel good.

But what if I run out? So I've got to space it out a little bit because I can't have withdrawals. I've got to find more things that make me feel good. Kelly said, I read something about this. People who like to read end up binging, just like when they get stuck in a good book and they can't put it down. Yeah. Katie says, though I love a binge, watching

weekly feels nostalgia because I'm not rushing to know what happens and I enjoy and savour the show a bit more and have thoughts about episodes in between. Let it stew, yeah, let it simmer a bit. I love looking forward to an episode dropping each week like the good old days. Sandy said, then you don't have to wait after the cliffhanger

each episode finishes on. So she's pro binge. Okay. Nicole, I love to binge but not all in one hit. Like three or four a week. That's not binging, man.

That's lightweight. Yeah. That's entry level. Josh says, when a show gets released weekly it means you can discuss it with people and get excited about what might happen next

and have something to look forward to. Star Wars TV shows do this. Because online, like The Mandalorian, it'll be like, what's happening next? And they'll be like, who's going to show up? Binging just means you're on your own and you're never at the same point in the show as your friends, so it's less exciting to discuss it.

Because you're like, where are you up to? I'm up to episode six. Well, say no more. Yeah, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. I'm like that with the boys, because I've only just started watching. Oh my God, it's so good. So we're talking to Erin Moriarty.

Who plays Starlight. Who plays Starlight. June 3 is the new season of The Boys. She'll be on the show on that Friday that it comes out. So exciting. On Amazon Prime. Catch up. Anthony Starr, Carlo Barn.

Yeah. We talked to Carlo Barn last year, didn't we? It's basically a New Zealand production. It is. Yeah, great show. But this is the flaw in your theory of watching Fletch is, like, you save it to binge it, but then everyone else has already watched it and they want to discuss it. Yeah, how do you avoid spoilers?

Spoilers, yeah. Well, if it was a massive show, I probably would watch week to week. Like famous for spoilers. Like Game of Thrones. You'd be like, you'd have to shut down your social media

and then not go online until you'd watched it. During Game of Thrones, everyone would walk into work being like, no, I haven't watched it. Oh, you had to watch it on Monday, you had to watch it on Monday. You had to watch it on Monday.

Otherwise, you were just left behind. Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley. So today, Waka Kotahi, they're starting a trial, a safety trial with a couple of new cameras they've purchased in Auckland. So if you're outside of Auckland, this won't apply to you. Go for it. Until they become full-time.

But these new cameras monitor people on their cell phones and for seatbelts. How? So I think I've seen these. They've been in Australia for a while. They launched them in Australia last year or a couple of years ago. And I think they put them like on over bridges or on those, what do they call those things that have the scantries that have the big signs? I don't know what a scantry is.

A gantry. What's a gantry? I don't know. What's that big thing over the road and all it is is it just holds a big sign. And then you see graffiti up there and you're like, how'd they do that? How'd they get there? I know. And they must have climbed up that.

The little ladder. And then I imagine in the middle of the night, right? So there's not a lot of traffic on the road. And then every time a truck comes or something, they have to hide behind the sign that they're tagging. Yes. And then what if they fail? Bold.

I know. Bold. Really bold. I almost think just keep the tagging there because you went to so much effort. Technical name is a motorway gantry. Thank you. And the gantries, it's like a theatre thing when you're like up in the trees. I've heard it before.

Yeah. From the amount of theatre I've done. Oh my God. You were fantastic as Hamlet. Well, that's like Hamlet says. Father, where art thou Father Your performance of Othello was slightly more problematic

Yeah well It was a different time though It was a different time I got my makeup done in the dark Well these new cameras They're going to be on two State Highway 1 positions And a local road.

We rock a 16 over here. I don't know if I said... Hang on, sorry. Two state highways, not one. So two state highways... They're coming for the 16. The 16's where it's at. They're coming for the 16.

No. 100% they are. They're coming for State Highway 16. So a local road and two state highways in Auckland. And I'd imagine they'd have to be looking down because they're looking for cell phone use. And these cameras detect automatically. Yes.

They're not just someone sitting there clicking a button. Yes. They're automatic, judging from what was coming out of Australia. So Steve's not sitting up in the gantries being like, gotcha, gotcha. No, I think they, so during the trial, which is costing $380,000, it'll run for six months across these highways, images will be collected, but no warnings will be sent out or any tickets.

It's just a trial to see how it works, and then the images will be deleted after 48 hours. But I'm also guessing there's going to be a news story where they're like, here's what we've caught, but we haven't issued any tickets, just to scare people. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I mean, you should always be wearing a seatbelt.

And they might chuck a few photos up, but blur faces. Yeah. It'll just be like, I don't know, just, for example, a black Suzuki Jimny, and you won't be able to see the driver's face. Yeah. But to be fair. You'll see the legs and a lovely pair of jorts. Yeah.

I'm not texting and driving. You are always texting and driving. No, I'm not texting and driving. I've got Apple CarPlay. Yes, I was going to ask this. And it reads it out to me. Oh, right. If I get a message, there's no curiosity because it'll show who's centre and then I can press a button and it'll tell me, it'll read it out to me. You know, cars always have like little

mini iPads now. Yeah. You know, like little screens and stuff. Or like if you have Apple CarPlay, you've got to touch that to like change song and stuff. Isn't that just as bad? Yeah. It takes your attention away from it. Yeah.

So how I've just been looking at how these work. When they got introduced in Australia, there was a big article about them. Infrared artificial intelligence. So it looks down and if it can see the black steering wheel, it's like hands aren't on the wheel, and it'll just take a photo. And then from that, there's a next part of a filter that's like, where are the hands? The hands are back here.

And so that means that the hands aren't on the wheel. Wait, what are people taking both hands off the wheel? They've got example photos up here. People literally driving with no hands on the wheel. You're drawing the knees. What else does it encompass? Because remember when that plumber was playing with himself in traffic? Yeah, I was going to say, when you said, where are the hands?

If that person was hands off the wheel, playing with themselves, you'd see it. Oh, you would? Yeah, look at that. They said that's the angle for the cell phone. It's kind of straight down, so it says down. The ones for the seatbelt are slightly more on an angle, and it's the same thing at infrareds. And if there's one, like, material,

it's like that's a whole piece of material that's uninterrupted by the seatbelt. Right, so it knows. So if you're wearing a shirt made of seatbelt material. Well, what if I'm wearing my seatbelt T-shirt? If you're wearing your seatbelt T-shirt, it may trick it. It's a cool T-shirt. It may trick it.

It goes really well with your tuxedo T-shirt. Thank you. Yeah, that's cool. I know you often think what T-shirt am I wearing today? My fake seatbelt or my fake tuxedo T-shirt? I like the one where it looks like you're wearing a bikini. Yes. Where you've got a body.

You know, we see the curves. Yeah. That's my favourite T-shirt. Yeah, I like your... My abs your t-shirt yeah and your barbecue apron that looks like you're wearing a borat mankini yeah i like your fbi t-shirt female body inspector yeah that's my favorite yeah yeah i like your t-shirt this is the man the legend yeah arrow down to your penis yeah yeah i've got great t-shirts oh your ip your eye-pooed T-shirt? Yeah.

You know the guy on the toilet? Yeah. That's my favourite. Yes, and Puma. Yeah. And it's a dog doing a poo beside the Puma logo. I love that for you. Play.

ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. How we did parenting without Google is a miracle. Like when you think about the fact that there was no Google in the 80s? We were told not to. 70s, 60s? Even when we had it in there. Really? They're like, do not get tempted to Google. You're going to come across 10,000 conflicting ideas.

Decide what works for you. Ask a doctor. Ask a midwife, ask a professional. It's like when you're sick, everything you Google, it's always cancer. I've had cancer so many times at this point in my mind. Well, apparently in the first year, new parents Google 2,000 questions. Ask Google 2,000 questions. Ask Google 2,000 questions. That's six a day. Within the first year of parenting

for the first time. Wow. 2,000. Isn't that incredible? Apparently the average parent spends over 1,600 hours holding their newborn within the first year.

77 sleepless nights, which doesn't seem like that much. Yeah, what are they whinging about? I know, it's easy an average of 56 phone calls to their own parents mum what do I do yeah

and 67 to medical experts in the first year but 2000 Google searches a year with baby questions wow an average of 6 searches a day because pre-Google it would have just been mum

you would have called mum or friends all the time and books like there's like the parenting books you know that you would read the sleep we had a book what was it called SOS save our sleep or something You would have called mum or friends all the time. And books, like there's like the parenting books, you know, that you would read. The Sleep, the Sleep.

We had a book, what was it called? SOS, Save Our Sleep or something. That was a really good book for sleep. But like if you Googled, there'd be contradictory stuff. You've kind of got to decide. What's your method? Why don't you just, Hayley just punched a microphone. I just raised my hand and I punched myself in the jaw with my mic.

But you need to like pick your method, don't you? So you know like what path you're taking. And then if you're Googling, you're going, I'm following like this method. So I'm not going to get drawn by other kind of stuff that's like, it's okay to give it a nip of whiskey four times a day. Yeah, from the 1884 book on parenting. Yeah, yeah, leave it at the cold, toughen her up a bit. Did you ever have any like panic Googles with the babies?

I can't remember. Most people are Googling like skin conditions, like what's this rash? Baby acne, bacne. Baby acne, eczema. You know, like Googling the information on baby products, what's in this, what brands are recommended, breastfeeding, formula feeding, why is my baby crying and why isn't my baby sleeping? Those are the top searches.

Because it's a baby. It's a baby. They just don't. They've been put here to make your life harder. Yeah. That's why. I love a Google search, but a panic Google search. Yep, same.

You know,, you spill red wine on a rug and you're like... Do you remember when people were saying... Google. Google was saying for a while, if you spill red wine on a white rug, pour white wine on it. Do you remember this? I thought it was soda. I've already spilled my wine.

I'm wasting more wine. No, wasn't it soda water? Yeah, soda water. Or like baking soda. Yeah, I Google all the time. Do you remember when you spilt candle wax all over my floor on the carpet? You've got to heat it up again. Well, no, and that's the thing. We did a panic Google and you get paper towels and you turn the iron on

and you put the towels over and the wax soaks into the paper towels. Did it work? And then you couldn't iron on. Yes. And you put the towels over. And the wax soaks into the paper towels. Did it work? And then you couldn't even tell. Incredible. Thank you, Google. It was like the time we trotted tar all through Sade's parents' new bathroom. All over the ceramic tiles. And it was butter.

Oh. Yeah, butter. And that was Google that helped. Yeah. Yeah. I put tar through carpet in a flat I was renting in Wellington. And we let it dry and then cut it out. And you could tell.

Surely there was a better way. Yeah, I should have Googled. Mine's mostly body stuff. You go like pain in right armpit. Help. And then it's cancer all the time. This is what I want to know. When have you had to panic Google?

Not necessarily like baby stuff, but just any Google search. When have you had to do a panic Google? You spilt something. Or technology. Always technology. Yeah, something was broken. 0800 dials at M is the number. Text through 9696.

I want to hear these stories about panic Googling. Panic Google. Because you just... Do you reckon we're going to learn some things here though via google via our callers Like the butter on tar Butter on tar And when you're panic googling you always go

if you're doing it on your phone you always go to put a space and you put like a dot God damn it They're right beside each other And then it thinks it's a website and then it won't google Oh my god I know And then you finally get it and it's like do you mean yes I do And then it thinks it's a website and then it won't Google. Oh my God, I know. And then you finally get it and it's like, do you mean? Yes, I do.

Quick. Yes, I do. And it's too late. The average new parent in the first year of having a baby. A baby. Will Google 2,000 questions. Yeah, six a day. Six questions about parenthood.

We want to know though now about your panic Googles. Not necessarily about babies. Yeah. Just panic anything. You spill something. Maybe you're picking your nose and you found something up there. It's the wrong colour. Sure.

I've got to text. Got to text! My mum got to giggle on and wet herself while sitting on a leather couch, which does not have removable cushions or covers. It's one enormous piece of leather. So in a panic, we had to Google how to get urine out of a leather. Oh, dear. How to get a urine stain out of a leather.

Surely you just wipe it. But the memory will always be there. You know what I mean? Leathers are very... There's always no mum peed on the couch. Yeah, you can't wipe away a memory. I mean, the only way to do it is probably wee on the rest of the couch to match the stain.

Yeah, it's a big pee party. Yeah, I don't know about that. Bridget, what was your pen at Google? So we took, I mean, a friend took our kids out fishing, and we assumed these, you know, it was 11 to 14-year-olds, and we assumed they knew how to kill a fish. So we went out fishing, and they caught a fish, and quite a decent-sized carwine.

Yeah. And then proceeded to bring it up and didn't know how to kill it, so they just started stabbing it in the head. And I kind of thought, that's not the way that dad used to kill or bleed a fish. So it was a quick panic Google to like, I didn't want this fish to suffer, so how do we

kill a fish and bleed it? How do you kill a fish? No, no. So yeah, you pull the gills out and then you kind of cut on the inside and then that kills it and bleeds it. But, yeah, there's a really good YouTube clip. So I got the boys to watch the YouTube clip afterwards

so this didn't repeat itself again when we're out fishing. Meanwhile, this fish is, like, flopping around in a bucket. I wouldn't actually know that either. No, neither. You just go fishing, you'd be like, I caught one. Now what? Yeah. Do we cook it? It's only, like, quite little. Like, we were and you'd be like, I caught one. Now what? Yeah. Do we cook it?

It's only like quite little. Like we were only fishing off a bridge so it was only expected to get herrings. We didn't actually expect to catch anything bigger than a small little herring.

And then when we caught this big fish, we were like, jinkies, what do we do? Jinkies. Brilliant. Thank you, Bridget. Coming up on the show,

I bet I can guess your mum's name after the news at eight, after our retro petrol time machining chance for you to win some cash. Vaughan asks bet I can guess your mum's name after the news at 8, after our retro petrol time machining chance for you to win some cash. Vaughan asks you five questions about your mum, and if he can name your mum

in 15 seconds, you win. You've been an absolute winning hot strike for 2022 as well. Yeah, he has too. We haven't had a dad for a while. No. We get one guess at your dad's name. Dad's slightly easier because dads have only got one of five names. Yeah, it's obviously Paul.

Yeah. Talking though now about your panic Googles, when you've had to panic and Google something. I Googled, there's some text messages in on the subject. I Googled many things, but once I panic Googled, I had to get a stone out of my son's nose, tried to get it out, didn't work, ended up in A&E, and they couldn't find it either.

It had completely disappeared. What's gone in? Well, you know, good enough for the moor, good enough for your son. They used to eat rocks, didn't they, to aid with digestion?

Did they? So do you reckon it would have gone in the nose and down the throat and in the tummy? I reckon. Out the bum. How big was this?

Like a little, like a tarsal. Bit of gravel. Yeah, bit of gravel. From the road or something? Yeah. Bit of P8, P10. Kids are always sticking stuff up their nose. They're beads. Yeah, bit of gravel. From the road or something. Yeah. Bit of P8, P10. Kids are always sticking stuff up their nose.

They're beads. Yeah, and then they get to adults and they keep sticking stuff up their nose. Courtney, what was your panic Google? I had to panic Google how to get greasy Thai food vomit out of brand new cream carpet after I got a bit carried away at BYO. Wait, hang on. So you went to BYO and spewed. I thought you were going to say.

If you're a person that likes going to BYOs, you should never have cream carpet. That's just a rule. Well, we bought a new house and it was just, we didn't get a choice on what colour the carpet was. Right. Insurance. Brand new, new build.

My husband was not impressed. How do you get pad thai out of a cream carpet? I still don't know, but the tactic I went for was you move the bed over slightly and your husband realise and he thinks you've got the stain out. And it's gone. And it's gone. Oh, God, you were in bed, babe.

Wow. God, nothing's worse than going to a BYO. Just a casual BYO. Take one bottle. I'll get a bit of pad thai and then you're in bed and you're rolling over to spuke. Brilliant. Courtney, thanks. You called some messages in. We had a rat in our laundry and our cats were frightened of it

so we googled how to kill rat. So here's what you do. Alright. You put a bucket over the rat. Yes. Upside a bucket over the rat. Yes. Upside down bucket over the rat. Then you get a thin sheet of wood. I'm thinking three-ply plywood. Gorgeous. Oh, okay.

Gorgeous. Or maybe just a flat bit of something that can hold its shape. You start sliding that under the bucket. The rat hops on top of that. Yep. And it stays in the bucket. You've got it in the bucket. Then you fill up another bucket with water.

And you put a bucket with the water on over top and then you slowly start pulling the... No! And then the rat falls in the water. And it swims away. And it swims away to a happy place. To a happy, happy rat. Farms don't want any more rats.

It didn't go to a farm. It went to a sewer where it touched some slimy, shiny green ooze and then raised four turtles as its own sons teaching them each the art of ninjutsu and naming them after lovely story gorgeous happy ending

some other things people have panic googled my husband's panic google was trying to figure out which STI he had after losing his virginity turned out it was a yeast infection. Oh, okay. Oh, babe. Oh, God.

Oh, God. I Googled how to get out of a speeding ticket while the police officer was walking up to my car. Oh, hell. Didn't work. Oh, yeah. Why they don't say what technique they tried. Do you remember, like, if you've had a glass of wine? This is terrible.

No, maybe I won't promote this. You don't promote that. The suck a 10 cent coin. Oh yeah, that's a load of crap. It was absolute rubbish. Yeah, old boys that love having a few drinks at the Raza

and then driving home have always got some stupid and you're like, here's the better idea. Don't drink too much at the Raza. Yeah, exactly. Unheard of.

Had to Google how to clean my Doc Martens after using a portable toilet and the piss bucket fell over and went all over my boots. Yuck. Is there a bucket

in the portable toilet? Man, Google sees some things. Google knows things about us. Google knows so much about us. It does. It'll be like, man, you've got to see these dumb questions.

Google eyelash dye on skin. How to get it off. The answer was nail polish remover. However, the fumes from that go straight to the brain through the eyeball. So something else I Googled as to why I felt so high after getting that off. I deleted all the work blogs. Many panicked Google searches and Shopify help, how to get them back through cash, but was an awful few hours.

I thought I'd cost everybody all of their work. Oh, panic Google. This happens every time a random phone number starts calling me before I choose to answer. I like really quickly try to Google it. Yes, I do that. Or if it's a missed call, just copy and paste. Yes.

I'll let it ring through. And then if it's someone with calling back, you call them back. Yeah, exactly. Straight to aunt's phone. Straight to screen them. Yeah, always. Straight to aunt's phone. Divert straight to screen them. Yeah, always. But my aunt's phone literally says,

please do not leave a message. I never check this. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. 1977. Oh, good. You want to go back far because in 1977, a tank of petrol, the average tank now, cost you $14.

Whoa. So we're topping up the rest. You win $133 fuel. Well done. Chelsea, that is all yours. Oh, nice. Congratulations. Now we do have a chance here to double or nothing.

And like previous callers, we have helped them out immensely. And I think looking at this question, you'll get it. Yeah, I reckon you'll get it. And I would confidently say you should go for double. Okay, let's go. Let's double. You want to do it? Yeah.

Double or nothing. All right. I'm confident you're going to do this. Okay, Chelsea. In 1977, the year the retro-petrol time machine has taken us back to, Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak created what company that is now the most valuable company in the world? Steve Jobs. Okay, I always get confused with this.

Is it Mike Christmas? Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Apple, apple, apple. Sorry, a bird just flew into the window of the studio, so we all made that noise. Yeah, sorry. So what company is it?

It's not a bird, not me. It's the fruit. The fruit. The apple. Apple! Oh, yes! That's it. We just went, oh, the bird got up and flew away.

It's Bill Gates. It's Mike Christmas. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. She didn't say that up and flew away. It's Bill Gates. It's Michael. It doesn't matter. She didn't say that. She didn't say that. She said apples. She said the apples. Chelsea didn't say Michael.

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coming up with Georgia at midday. The machine could do with a wash, though. It's getting a bit smelly every time we go back time. Well, yeah, we can put an air freshener in it as well. Yeah, that'd be quite nice. Pick one up at Goal. And again, with Brian Clint this afternoon, your chance to win free fuel, 5 o'clock.

All right, right now, I bet I can guess your mum's name. 0800 Diles at M. We need a caller. I need a wheeze before we do this. Well, you've got three minutes and 22 seconds. Don't wheeze out your spiritual energy. Hey, you on the phone, I bet I can guess your mum's name. Well, it's time for I Bet I Can Guess Your Mum's Name.

We're joined this morning by Sam. Good morning, Sam. Hello. Hi, guys. Right. Sam Ampher. Yes. Or Samuela.

Either one. Either one. Samuelton. Okay, Samuelton, Samuela. Vaughan now has five questions he's going to ask you about your mum. Trying to establish her name. If you can do that in 15 seconds, you win $100 cash. And it's a hot streak for 2022.

Amazing. So many wins. Here, I'm going to get myself in the mood atmospherically. My first question is, what's your mum's favourite band? Ooh. Ooh. Band, I would say, like... Or artist.

Or artist or musician. Whose CD does she chuck on? Oh, okay, definitely Celine Dion. Oh. Hit you with some Celine. Hit you with some Celine. Hit you with some Celine. I can put Celine up on my computer if you want.

Yeah, I mean, that's probably cool. Okay, yeah, you've got a probably better... What direction are you going? A ballad? Do you have a favourite Celine song? Yeah, probably like all the bangers, really. The Power of Love. Yeah, right.

Okay. There were nice. Oh, yeah, that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That one. So, Vaughan, does that mean that you're now going to pick some mums' names that love Celine? Like, do you know some mums that love Celine?

Your mum loves Celine, does she? My mum loves Celine. Put Christine down. I don't know a mum that hates Celine. I don't know. Yeah, who doesn't? I would say. I don't know if my mum loves Celine, does she? My mum loves Celine. Put Christine down. I don't know a mum that hates Celine. Yeah, who doesn't? I would say... I don't know if my mum

likes Celine. Your mum's not your typical mum music-wise. No, no. Right. She doesn't like ABBA. She's a metalhead.

She's in the NACA. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She thrashes out Deceptatura. Yeah. She loves a bit of Pantera. Pantera. Okay, our boys from HAL

is their number one album of all time. Yeah, it is. Okay. Celine, yeah, Yeah. Yeah, it is. Okay. Celine, you, Chris. Chris and Jackie. Does your mum Patsy like Celine? Yeah, as much as the next mum.

Okay. You know what I mean? Okay. Shelly. Shelly. Yeah. Just like a snake, I'm just going to test the air temperature with my tongue. I like that.

There's a mouse in there. I mean, dear, you put a Celine on. I'm going to put a Celine on. If your name was Celine, surely you'd have to like Celine Dion. You'd have to. It's not like if your name was Shania, because that's a slightly rarer name, so people would always be saying Shania Twain, whereas Celine is a name apart from Celine Dion,

but Shania Twain is. It'd be like your mum's name was Shakira. I'm going to call her Shakira on the list. Don't waste a name with Shakira. No, Shakira, we don't know. Okay, next question. Oh, that's good. How old is mum?

She is 64. Same age as my mother. Sierra, I don't want to, you know, you'd never ask a lady her age, but. Is your mum 64? Yeah. Looks all right, eh? She goes all right for 64. Gorge.

Goes all right for 64. Keeping it tight. She's pretty. Keeping it tight. Gotta keep it tight. Yeah, my mum looked pretty good for 64 as well. Did she? Oh, yeah.

Hot mum. She's got a hot mum. She's got hot mum energy. That was a free clue there. She's got a hot mum. Linda's got some hot mum Stacey. Stacey's mum. It's got it going on.

Stacey's a younger mum. It's too young. Yeah, yeah. Linda's hot though. Linda's hot, though. Linda hot. Linda energy. You've got 64-year-old names. Sexy Susan.

Joan. Barbara. Have you got a Barb's on there? I'll put a Barbara on there. I've got to put a Karen on there. Can we just have a little pause for Celine, please? That note, man. There's nothing like it.

Janet. Oh, yep Alison Yep What about Hot Pam Like Pamela Anderson She's hot Pam

Yeah, that's good Are you just thinking of hot mums? What about Carmen? Do you have any hot mums from your Like I mean all my friends' mothers were delightful ladies Yeah D'Arent I sexualised them all these years later,

but I'll say they're keeping it tight. Keeping it tight? Keeping it tight. You've got to keep it tight. Keep it tight, but keep it light. Diane. Diane. Yeah, Diane keeps it tight and light.

Diane. Diane loves Celine. Wendy. Wendy keeps it tight and keeps it light. Yep. Kath. What about Sus tight and keeps it light. Yep. Kath. What about Susie? Yeah, Kath.

I've got a Susie. I've got a Susie. I've got a Susan. Susie takes good care of herself. What about a Shona? Oh, Shona left field. Shona. That didn't tickle you?

I'll put it on there. Okay. I'm feeling the Shona. Okay, next question. Who does mum think's a bit of a cutie? Like, who does mum go, oh, he's a bit of all right? Well, probably, like, just, like, the main Hollywood, like, Brad Pitt. A cloney Brad Pitt.

A cloney. Do you think she'd go for a cloney? Yeah, definitely cloney. Do you think she'd go for a cloney? Yeah, definitely cloney. Do you think she'd go for a cloney over a Pitt? Yeah, I'd say so. Yeah. What about a Gosling?

Dip her toe in a Gosling? Too young. Yeah, no, she does. Oh, she does. Okay. He's young. She's not having relations with him. She's just admiring a well-put-together individual.

Maybe she could if she keeps it as tight as we're saying she keeps it. Yeah. She's keeping it tight and long. Jen. Jen's keeping it tight and light. Jen. Jen's keeping it tight. Oh, Jen keeps it tight and light. Jen and Ryan. Jen and Ryan.

Vicky. Vicky's keeping it. Vicky, yeah, Vicky. Vicky's keeping it on point. Man, I've got a long list here. What are mum's siblings' names? She has a few. Oh, go on then.

Hit me. Okay, so we've got Irene Classic Susan I've got a Susan I'm going to cross Susan off Because you don't have

Two children called Susan Yeah Diane Lynn Jessie And Robert Jesus

Irish Catholics Irish Catholics Yeah So we're going to have Some Irish Irishy names. See, I knew a Diane was in the family. I could sense it.

Yeah. And Diane keeps it tight as well, I imagine. Diane. Yeah, Diane's keeping it tight. Everybody keeps it tight. There's not enough food on the table. Yeah, absolutely. There's so many kids.

Everybody's keeping it tight just through absolute sheer lack of calories for the entire clan. Yeah. But if you're having an Irish family, you've got to breed big because you don't know when you're going to lose a couple. Yeah. A plague or a famine or such. You've got to be a fast eater in a big family or someone else starts eating your food.

Yeah. You starve. Okay. Okay, good. A couple on the list there. How many have I asked? One, two, three. Four?

Oh, yeah, that's four. My final one. Last question. What kind of car does mum drive? Um Oh gosh It's like a white SUV Kind of

Um Oh, what's it make? Like a Hyundai Hyundai, I think Okay A white SUV She's classy A white SUV

She's classy She's classy She's keeping it light She runs things over too, I reckon She's tight She's light She's not swerving to avoid classy. She's keeping it light. She runs things over too, I reckon. She's tight. She's light. She's not swerving to avoid a rabbit. No.

Don't put yourself in danger to save what is an introduced pest of the country. I wouldn't put that past Yvonne. Yeah, right. Yvonne. Yvonne. You said Eve. Now I want to put an Evelyn on the list too. Oh, yeah.

Eve. Yeah. Good. Vicky drives a white. You've got that out. Yeah, I've got Vicky. Vicky's on the list. Do I? Yeah, Vicky, good. Vicky drives a white. You've got that out. Yeah, I've got Vicky. Vicky's on the list. Do I?

Yeah, Vicky's back at the start of that line. Got a Carolyn. Yep. Carolyn keeps it tight. Keeps it white. Oh gosh, she's looking good,

ain't Carolyn? Carolyn's not. Okay. You've got a lot. No moss on Carolyn. God, no. She doesn't sit still long enough.

You have got a lot of names, Evelyn. You're going to have to read these very fast. I'd probably drop Shakira to be honest to save yourself some time. You're not going toughn. You're going to have to read these very fast. I'd probably drop Shakira, to be honest, to save yourself some time. You're not going to get through all those. How bad will you feel, though, for Sam? If her mum is called Shakira.

Born of Shakira's loins. All right, Sam. I'd go with Jane. Vaughn is now going to have 15 seconds. Someone's going to be tighter and lighter than Jane. 15 seconds to try and guess your mum's name. If you hear your mum's name, yell out, stop, that's my mum's name.

She certainly isn't playing, our Jane. Oh, God, no. All right, your time starts now. Christine, Jackie, Patsy, Shelley, Celine, Shakira, Julie, Anne. Disappointed it wasn't Shakira. Jane, Janet, Karen, Barbara, Linda, Stacey, Alison, Pam, Wendy, Shirley, Tanya, Catherine, Shona. Catherine.

Which one? Shirley. Shirley. Irish Catherine. You can't be serious. Irish. Shirley. And stop calling me Shirley.

Shirley was my Catholic name when I started adding what I believe to be Catholic. Are they Irish Catholics? A big English family. Big English. Shirley Valentine. Shirley. Shirley Valentine. Shirley. Shirley Valentine. Shirley, big SUV.

Shirley. God, Shirley's been looking good these days. Shirley's keeping it tight and light. God, what's Shirley doing? And Natasha's driving her wife. Bonus round. While you're on the phone, I'll have a go at guessing your dad's name. Well, it's a bonus round. It's been activated.

One guess at dad's name for another $100 cash. You've already won that one, Hundy. Yes, amazing. Shirley and Bruce. I was thinking Shirley and Peter. Barry. It's definitely like a rent. It's a pop.

Shirley. It's a pop. Pete and Shirley. Pete. Pete and Shirley. Pete and Shirley. Pete. Pete. Pete and Shirley, their gorgeous daughter, Sam. But again, you know, I always say go a John or a Chris. Pete's a John, though. Yeah, it is.

Pete is a John. Pete's a John. But often is a Beatles. One of the Beatles. Seldom is it a Ringo, but's it's really it's a George a Paul or a John a Paul or a John

when was John last it could be a Terry it's not gonna be a Terry it's a popper sit down that's psychopathic you're out of your mind he's drunk

sorry Sam it's it's okay Terry God yeah trying to derail the whole show Fletch

it's Terrence Shura's not Shura's not marrying a Terry no Shura and Terry Okay. Terry. Oh, God. Yeah. Trying to derail the whole show, Fletch. Shirley's not marrying a Terry. No, Shirley and Terry. Shirley's with a pop. Okay. Shirley Whirly. And Harry Terry. I'm sensing a B.

No, I'm sensing a P because Pete. I said B. Shirley and Pete. Bruce and Shirley. But then do we apply the Beatles philosophy? It's one of the Beatles. It's one of the Beatles. Apart from apply the Beatles philosophy? It's one of the Beatles. It's one of the Beatles. Apart from Ringo.

It's also... It could also be... It's always a John or a Paul. It could also be one of the Monty Pythons too. Yeah, it could. John. John. Yeah, yeah, right. Who else did you have in there?

Terry. There was a Terry. There was a Terry. Graham. Was there a Graham? Yeah, I think there was a Graham. Yeah, Graham, John, Terry, Eric. Eric.

No, no, it's not an Eric. Tim, Terry, Michael. Jeepers. On a peon, it's a Peter or a Paul. Okay, lock it in. Which one are you going for? Don't look at me. I'm out.

I think it's Bruce. It's Paul McCartney. It's Ringo. It's Beatles. You reckon it's Bruce. It's Paul McCartney. It's Beatles. Shirley and Paul? Shirley and Paul. Okay, Sam, what is your dad's name? I can't believe it. It's Paul.

What? What the hell? No, no, no. The best part about this is Executive Intune Anya, who doesn't want to be called that anymore because her name's Anna, said to me today when I kept refusing to call her Anna and keep calling her Anya, I'm going to ruin you today. That's what she said to me.

Yeah. I'm going to ruin you today. She smiled miserably. I can't be beaten. How did that happen? I can't believe it. We're going to Disneyland. It's the Beatles thing. Hayley, you actually said it this morning as well. You said it has to be a pause. Miserably. I can't be beaten! How did that happen? We're going to desert the land!

It's the Beatles thing. Hayley, you actually said it this morning as well. You said it has to be a Paul. Oh my God, I did. I said it's always Paul, isn't it? It is Paul. It is, because dads have one of five names. It's one of five names. Yeah, yeah.

One of five names, but 80% of the time it's Paul. Wow. Well, Sam, you have absolutely bankrupted us today. $200. A clean sweep for Ben, I can guess your mum. Yes. And dad's name. Congratulations.

Thank you. Well done, Vaughan. That was amazing. Thanks, Sam. Shout out to Shirley for keeping it tight. Keeping it tight. Yeah, man. Play.

ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Well, Friday, 8.30 on the show, Ewan McGregor. And you can experience a six-part streaming event, Obi-Wan Kenobi, a double episode premiering this Friday only on Disney+. Vaughn, you're off to Disneyland tonight. Correct, yes.

To take part in Star Wars Celebrations. Star Wars Celebration. Big multi-day event. Panels. Oh, God, he is choking up. Panels with Star Wars stars, the producers, the people who made it. Dave

Filoni, if you're familiar with Star Wars, is just like he wears a cowboy hat everywhere and he's just absolutely pieced together this brilliant universe. I worry about you travelling because you're not travelling with your wife. No. Or your work wife, me.

Little lost lamb, isn't it? He's a worry because I wake up to a message this morning from Vaughan that says, hey, if you get this pre-work, can you bring in some US power adapters? You didn't think about power adapters? Just one. I thought we had one. And then when I was doing a look around yesterday,

I just need one because I'm going to take a multi-box. I've got a few there. Look at you go. Wow. This is the kind of Vaughan line line circle at the bottom. You don't check for power adapters the night before the day you go.

But look, Rufus has helped him again. I check for power adapters when I'm at the airport because that's where power adapters live. No, but then you've got to buy them and they're when I'm at the airport Because that's where power adapters live No but then you've got to buy them And they're like 50 bucks at the airport You needed to at the weekend Get everything ready At the weekend

Yeah so that there are no surprises on Monday and Tuesday That's right Yeah see I love surprises Oh my god you do my head in I've got my It's too stressful I've got my Esther

Yep I've got my It's too stressful I've got my Esther Yep I've got my Yesterday I went and got a rat test At a pharmacy And then they like literally just print this thing out And sign it and give it a stamp And you're like, that's it? And you fill in your name and address

And you use your handwriting Yeah, yeah, yeah And that does not Name and passport details and stuff And then they stamp it and sign it saying, yes, it was a negative rat. And that to me looks like the most homemade thing I've ever seen.

I was just like, this is all it takes. I feel like we need little plastic cards or something to say we've been vaccinated and we're negative. So a bit more of fish. You were so excited, like you've been trying so hard not to get COVID and we wanted to surprise you on air and say, I've got it.

Yeah! Oh, no. No, but you've worked so hard not to get COVID. And we wanted to surprise you on air and say, I've got it. No, but you've worked so hard not to have COVID. And then one thing you are disappointed to be taking to America with you, though, is the pimple on your forehead. I know. And it's bigger today than it was yesterday. They might not let you in. Stop squeezing it. You're making it so much worse.

But it's one of those ones that it's going to be a few days building, I reckon. Yeah. It's going to get a heartbeat. It's because I've had a list. The minute I got asked, would you like to go to Disneyland for the launch of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Star Wars Celebration? And I was like, yes. However, I better check with my wife.

Yeah. Because I have a father and a husband. So I better check with people. And Shade was like, jealously, yes. But there's a list of jobs you've got to get done before you go. And Shade was like, jealously, yes, but there's a list of jobs you've got to get done before you go. And so I was like, great motivator because I've been getting everything done. I've been hustling. I've been getting it done.

Yeah. So I've got to put up one fence today for the goats, and then I'm done, and I'm good to go. Are you leaving today? Yeah, like tonight. Oh, okay. This fence won't take long to put up. Although I do get distracted easily. Yeah, you do.

Then you'll be like, oh, I've done a good job. I'll have a whiskey. I'll sit down for a bit. It's lunchtime. So you'll be joining us on the show when you can over the next rest of the week. So I get in tomorrow morning about 8, 8.30 New Zealand time. So last time I was in LA, the customs line was really long and really serious and there were guns and stuff.

So I probably won't do like some hilarious radio phone-in from LAX. Yeah. We'll get you to do a prank. We'll be like, hey, Vaughn, put us on speakerphone. He's got a bomb. Vaughn, are you there? A couple of precautionary shots in the back of the head. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. Today's fact of the day is there is a website called themeparkcams.com that livestream theme parks 24-7. Wow. So I just thought I'd tell you this, guys. Just another way of saying that I'm going to Disneyland. And we might spot you. You want us to watch you while you're there.

Are there any theme parks open 24 hours? No. I was looking on this last night, and when I was looking, because the majority of them are American, it's like the middle of the night there. So yeah, they've got their lights on and stuff. Like it was 2 a.m.

No, 1 a.m. at Disneyland when I was watching it. And yeah, the big Mickey Ferris wheel thing still got its lights going and everything, but the park's shut. Ah. Yeah. And all of these ones, it was really weird. It, still got its lights going and everything, but the park's shut. Oh. Yeah. And all of these ones, it was really weird. It was kind of almost eerie and spooky

looking at all the different webcams of like closed theme parks that still have like lights going and stuff, but nobody's there. And then you just hear Mickey. But then so like what you just meant to look at people having fun and riding roller coasters. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I mean, and riding roller coasters. Yeah, right.

Yeah, I mean, not just roller coasters. Here's the... You've summed it up so nicely. So what, you're supposed to just look at people having fun? Just watch other people if you can't go, oh, this one's gone dark, but this is Avalanche Bay Indoor Water Park in Boyne Mountain, Missouri, USA. And you can watch the live stream of people. It's good. That one's one of those ones where it's like a fake wave

and they pump all the water up. And if you know what you're doing, you go on a boogie board and you look cool or you can do a little surf. But most people just go on, have absolutely no idea how to balance all the water. Just eat it and get spat out the back. Love that. And then come in for another go.

See, I'd watch that one because there's potential for some lols. This one is weird. It's positioned right in close at the top of a water slide. So, yeah. UMA also like the Camel Beach slide complex. So it shows you,

it flicks around. This is a wide shot at the moment, but it goes to the top of my... I don't want someone somewhere in the world looking at my rolls when I sit down. Yeah. I don't know about that. Because if you ever,

like when you're sitting in a hydra slide, you're like, just wait, just wait for the green light. You're like, yeah. And you're like,

there's been a, yeah, look like a seal, got a pimple on your bum. There's always been enough time before the green light comes on on a hydra slide. Yeah, yeah.

It's, sometimes they get a bit carried away, don't they? Oh, I know. You're like, come on. They let the person Yeah, yeah. Sometimes they get a bit carried away, don't they? Oh, I know. You're like, come on. They let the person go all the way to the bottom. You're like, I can go now.

I can catch them. Yeah. You're going to land on top of them in that pool on the bottom, and that's not going to be too much fun for them. That's why when you finish a hydra slide, get out of the way. That's part of the fun of it. God, legs are kimbo, eh, when you hit someone at the end of a hydra slide.

Oh, horrible. Horrible. Slims everywhere. Well, that's hit someone at the end of a hydra slide. Oh, horrible. Slims everywhere. Well, that's the thing. What if they come off their mat? Oh, yeah. If they're halfway down and they come off their mat. You wouldn't know this for guys. Your nips hit the joins in the hydra slide and they go bloody raw. Women famously don't have nips. No, but they're not.

No, but they're covered generally. They're covered. But if it's cold, because of the patriarchy, they're covered. Yeah. I mean, if you want to go down a hydroslide top, BAPS out. By all means, you get to it. But here, look, if you just want to you guys can watch this and maybe. So it's just a rollercoaster going around.

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Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Matthew McConaughey has... What's happening? Oh, you're doing a... I'm just doing a quick ready. Ready. Not for this, just for something I'm going to next.

And you don't believe that you have COVID. You just have to do one. After the show. So Matthew McConaughey has said he thinks the word unbelievable should be taken out of the dictionary. But not like literally like he thinks you shouldn't think anything's unbelievable because you think you're talking yourself out of it. Insert.

All right, all right, all right. It's one of his positive. Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, he's got really. He's really, when he speaks, he's really hitting that whisper on his actual snout. That was Sean Connery, not Matthew McConaughey. Could be the same person.

So he wants unbelievable taken out of the dictionary for a silly reason, but we want to know what word you hate so much you would happily see it erased from existence. Mine's crimp. Why? But you love crimpy chicken. I love crimpy chicken, but I just think the word crimp it's so aggressive. That's a weird word.

I thought you were going to say moist. You know, some people hate that word. I don't mind the word moist. I hate it. Now put another word in the middle because I've got another word, but you can't pair them together because it amplifies their power endlessly. I think the word but you can't pair them together because it amplifies their power endlessly. I think the word cumulus should be removed. Anyway, now that that's out of the way,

panties is another one. People hate that word. They hate that word. People hate that word. Panties. You literally said that word. I know, but I said it sort of like consciously. I was like, I'm going to choose to overcome this word. Panties. Some people just missed that last half of the N in the T. Oh, panties. Panties. Some people just missed that last half of the N in the T.

Oh, panties. Panties. Yeah. So what word, that's our simple request this morning. Yeah. We want to know what word you would happily see

erased from existence. Like Matthew McConaughey who wants unbelievable gone. Yeah. Because you should believe in yourself or some rubbish. Oh, 800 dials at M. Is there a word that really annoys you that you can't stand?

And when you hear it, you're like, ow. Seven minutes away from nine. So what word do you want to see stopped, banned? Jared's added to the mix serviette, which I agree. Why does he hate that word? What's wrong with Serviette? I agree Napkin

Napkin Use napkin Paper towel Would you prefer napkin Paper towel Tissue Napkin is just better Napkin's better than Serviette

But what did Serviette do to you? When we moved to New Zealand We used to say Serviette In South Africa And when I moved here I said Serviette And all the kids made fun of me For not saying napkin It was a bit fancy It's a bit posh We know what Serviette We've used serviette in South Africa and when I moved here, I said serviette and all the kids made fun of me for not saying napkin. It's a bit fancy.

It's a bit posh. We know what serviette is. We've used serviette here. I hate serviette. It's trauma. It's childhood trauma. Yeah, wow, isn't it? Alright. Some messages in. Kids are weird, eh? Ha ha, new kid says serviette. What? Let him have it. Some text messages in.

Chlamydia. Yeah, yuck. Relished. Someone wants relished gone. Like, I relished the opportunity. I think it was because it's so indulgent. People are like, oh, I absolutely relished the chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, calm down. That's relish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It goes on a sandwich. Pivot. Is that because it's overused? Or is it because of Ross from Friends? I don't know.

Moist. And flannel. Flannel. Flannel. People want flannel gone. Flannel's fun to say. What about diarrhea? Because have you ever tried to spell that?

Oh my God, every time. There's multiple ways. There's multiple ways to spell it. Diarrhea. You're like, what? Hate is a word someone wants gone. Ointment. Yeah, ointment.

The C-bomb. Someone said intermediate, but only when. The C-bomb. Someone said intermediate, but only when someone puts a G in it. Immediate, not intermediate. Immediate, but they say immediately. Immediately.

That's more of a J than a G, isn't it? Someone said crusty. Someone said snot. Someone said flaps. I hate the word flaps. Oh, I love the word flaps. Flaps down for landing. It's an aviation term. Absolutely. Up for landing or down? I don't know, tuck them in either way. Well, celebrity Matthew McConaughey, the movie actor. Movie actor. We're the actor, the actor. Yeah, yeah, indeed. Oh no, he did the What TV show was on?

True Detective True Detective Oh, that was good That was good We've spoken to him before Like in mid-pandemic He's very How would you describe him?

Spiritual Spiritual, wise His latest thing His argument is that The word unbelievable Should be struck from the language Because everything is believable If you put it around to it.

Yeah, something like that. There's no such word as impossible or something, but there definitely is. There definitely is. Impossible is quantifiable. I can't fly, and I'm aware of that. Unbelievable, he says, you're just counting yourself out before you've even given your best shot.

So we want to know if there's a word that you cannot stand and you would like struck from the English language or never used again. Dania, what's that word for you? Wicker. Wicker. Wicker. Like a wicker basket.

Wicker furniture. Oh, yeah. I thought you meant wicker as in the witchy religion. Oh, yeah. Is that because... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That can stay. That can do as it wishes.

But no, wicker furniture needs to leave. All right. Pro-wicker. Anti-wicker. But wait, you don't... Is it because you don't like the style of the furniture or the word itself? It's kind of both.

Like wicker furniture just kind of reminds me of like my grandmother. Yeah, it's a bit nannery. But it's also like the word and how much emphasis people put on it when they're talking about wicker furniture. Wicker. What's this made of?

Wicker. Yeah. Amazing. Dania,? Wicca. Yeah. Amazing. Dania, thanks for your call. Justine, what word do you absolutely hate? Dysentery. Oh, yeah, that's a bad word. That's a bad one.

That was more like what they used in the old days, right? Dysentery. Yeah, it's like an old person's word, and it just gets in my hiccups up. It's like, oh, gross. It makes your skin crawl. Dysentery. Dysentery.

It does. Oh, I can hear it in your skin crawl. Dysentery, dysentery. It does. Oh, I can hear it in your voice. You're really struggling with saying dysentery. Justine, thanks for your call. Moist, squelchy flannel. Really had to pull in that flannel there. Flannel. What is it about flannel?

Is it the way that it's... I don't know what it is. Flannel. Flannel. Oh, what about flan? Flan's gross. That's a weird word. That's why flannel's worse. I love a flannel. Oh, what about flan? Flans, bro. That's a weird word. That's why flannel's worse.

I love a flan. We need to get rid of the word penetrate, gushing. Somebody said, sick of the word unprecedented. A couple of years ago it was very, very used, and now it's used all the time. But we are in unprecedented times. These are completely unprecedented. They have not been precedented.

This person might be lucky in hearing this. Pardon. I don't know the word pardon. I say sorry instead. Kiwis, what? Pash is the worst word. Happy to see Pash go. Pass is another one. Every time I hear that word, I can taste it.

Don't eat it. Someone said snorkel. I said the word snorkel about 300 times in a row while super high. I get PTSD from hearing the word now. Snorkel, snorkel, snorkel, snorkel, snorkel. Snorkel, snorkel. Wow, what a rush. Somebody else said coitus.

Horrible word. The UK town of Scunthorpe. Oh, that's where my dad's from. Scunthorpe. Scunthorpe. Didn't his football, he doesn't follow football, eh? No. Didn't they just have some like... I've got no idea. Scunthorpe. Scunthorpe. Didn't his football, he doesn't follow football, eh? No. Didn't they just have some like I've got no idea.

Scunthorpe. Scunthorpe. Scunthorpe. Terrible. Yeah, it's the butt of jokes in the UK. Physicality. Is it even a word? They use it in rugby games all the time when they're commentating. Ginormous. Someone said it's either gigantic or enormous.

It's not ginormous. Wifey. Oh yeah, gross. Wifey or hubby. ginormous someone said it's either gigantic or enormous it's not ginormous wifey oh yeah gross wifey or hubby someone said feels yep

catching the feels anointed it's the oink in words that do it for me or do they like oinkment oinkment

oinkment anointed moist oink in the middle oink oink oink maybe they've got a pig phobia yeah Ointment. Ointment. Ointment, anointed, moist. Ointment. Oint in the middle. Oint, oint. Oint.

Maybe they've got a pig phobia. Yeah. Guttered. Oh, stop it. When people say I'm guttered. I am so guttered. Guttered as in the guts has been ripped from me, not guttered as in I'm standing in the gutter. You're some PVC piping.

Yeah, I get so guttered when people say that. Smidgen, diabolical. Smidge. I love smidge. I love being in a smidge. Smingle? Do you like a smidge of that? I love a smingle.

It's cute. It smells so cute. Love a smidge. There you go. Moist. Words that should be eliminated.