ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 27th December 2022
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On today's podcast, I thought we could play a little game.
I'm not in the mood today for a game, Vaughan.
I'm not in the mood.
My main selling point on this game was how much you're not going to like this game.
Oh, great.
So I've got a little bag here, and in this bag there is something written.
Okay.
So you pick one.
And then I've got to show you.
And then we've got to assume it's like a character.
It's not necessarily like an impression of a celebrity,
but it's a person with a personality trait.
It's going to do a bit of character work.
No, don't do this to me.
You've got to act it out until one of the other people can guess.
If you're familiar with Whose Line Is It Anyway,
it's like that game where they all arrive at the party
and Ryan Stiles of Colin Mochrie has to guess what every...
Don't cancel me if this goes into an Indian accent.
It's an accident.
It's just your default accent.
It's a default accent because I'm not very good at character work.
Hayley, I'm going to pick one and then you pick one.
And so we're in character trying
to work out the other characters. Okay.
Okay, so
this is a... No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't say it. We've got to guess it.
Oh, okay.
Do you have some background music?
For us to be...
Sure. Oh, okay.
Okay, great, great. But you can't say the
specifics of what's on the paper. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, alright. So you go first. We But you can't say the specifics of what's on the paper.
No, no, no.
Okay, all right.
So you go first.
We're at a dinner party.
We're all going at the same time.
Are we at a dinner party?
Where's the bell?
Here.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
That's hooked on me.
Okay, here we go.
Okay.
So we're at the dinner party.
Who's hosting?
No one's hosting.
Okay.
Okay.
And three.
Can I have another one?
Can I have another one?
Oh, okay.
I feel like this is a bit too niche.
Okay.
Great.
Great.
Okay.
And go.
Chicken confit.
Okay.
I need hands.
Sushi.
We've got a drone in studio.
We've got a drone in here.
We've got a moth in here.
Do I win?
Do I win?
I got to say, I don't like this mouth here.
What does Christopher Walken want for...
I hear you were saying before about some chicken.
I got some, yeah, chicken.
French onion soup, I need, I need.
Are you a chef?
You're the guy from...
Beer.
Kind of, but not specifically...
Gordon Ramsay.
Not specifically a person
you're a chef
a Swedish chef
not a Swedish one
okay
just a
can I
a French chef
a homosexual chef
a French chef
homosexuality
hasn't been
specifically
decided upon
I need to know
because you haven't
guessed everything
about me
are you Christopher Walken yeah but I need something from the chef haven't guessed everything about me yet. Are you Christopher Walken?
Yeah, but I need something from the chef.
Christopher Walken, who needs a favor?
Do you have a little bit of rotisserie chicken?
Christopher Walken on a budget.
Christopher Walken with a bachelor's.
No, I got all the money in the world.
Okay, so what is happening?
I just really want a rotisserie chicken
Okay
Are you a bachelor?
Christopher Walken is a bachelor
Christopher Walken after a bag of chicken
Basically a fan of rotisserie chicken
Oh right
Okay wow
Christopher Walken is a fan of rotisserie chicken
Yeah that's me
Okay so born is
We're in a hurry
We're gonna roll it out
Bonjour
Bonjour
Are you a French chef?
You're a French chef. Bonjour no
and not necessarily all of them. Are you
French? But this is a
oh that's nice that's
expensive. What?
You suck at this game.
No you're the chef in the middle of
this shit. I'm a chef in the middle
of a busy dinner service at a posh
restaurant. Not necessarily
French. Why are you leaning
so heavily on the French?
It was the only
why I just googled
posh dishes
and they all came up French.
It's hard to be white trash
and pull off
you know
posh French.
I'm going to say
your M-O-T-H
really spot on.
Thank you.
How about the noise?
Thank you.
How about the noise?
Thank you.
I do a bit of character work.
I didn't know this
about you Fletch. Yeah I do. I knew Vaughan dabbled in character work. I didn't know this about you, Fletch.
Yeah, I do.
I knew Vaughan Dabbled in character work.
I'm going to add another one here.
I'm going to need an answer.
Jeremy, I know that guy from The Chase.
What's his name?
Oh, yeah.
He was always laughing.
Fanny Schmeller.
Fanny Schmeller.
Brandy Walsh.
Brandy Walsh.
Yeah.
Well, we nailed that.
Well, great game. We nailed that well we nailed great game
we nailed that
great fun
good times
oh I just realised
I did the whole show
with my headphones
on backwards
so
well that means
the show's backwards
then isn't it
we're gonna have to
play this in reverse
well should we speak
in reverse
and hopefully
they'll work out
the other way
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