ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 2nd January 2023

Episode Date: January 1, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley ponder how many people they've interacted with during their livesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try barista-made iced coffees available now at your local McCafe. I'd like to put this to you. The average person meets 80,000 people in their lifetime. God, that's a lot, isn't it?

Way too many. Because you think you just go to the dairy. Met them. One. Interacted with them. Two. I'd say the stat would be more interacts with 80,000, right? Yeah, rather than just in the same room as.

Yeah. Because I've been to concerts that are more. Exactly. Well, you've been to a concert more than 80,000 people. No. I once marched in front of 80,000 people. No. I once marched in front of 42,000 people. What a great way to bring that up.

Highlight of my marching career. What a feeling. God, it's second to the amount of times you've been to Bali. You crowbarring in nationals. Marching. I have an estimation on how long you'll be talking about marching. I've got a couple of things I can do offline if you wanted to. Nah, I reckon it pays not to. So if the average person interacts or meets 80,000 people,

that's just 0.00102% of the world population. See, I've got to get out there more. You will never encounter the remaining 99.999% of the world's population. Isn't that wild? Yeah, if you sit at home on your arse, you've got to get out there% of the world's population. Isn't that wild? Yeah, if you sit at home on your ass, you've got to get out there and see the world and meet and chat to as many people as possible. That's what I want to do with my life.

Come with. Yuck. Yuck. I wonder if you could like, if they lined everyone up, how many you'd be able to pinpoint where you'd met them? Like, oh yeah, you ran the dairy when I was a kid. Yeah.

You babysat me. You were my piano teacher. You were driving the bus at Airport Shuttle that time in LAX. Yeah, you're my best friends. Hopefully you know those ones. You won't even know most of them. The vast majority. We'll start with Patsy, my mum.

I know her. One. One. She's married to Craig, who I believe, I have no reason to not believe, is my father. Uh-huh. Two. They had another one just like me, but a few years before. Sam, that's three.

I'm doing well so far. Yeah, you're doing really well. Do you include yourself in the 80,000? No. Because I've met myself at different moments. Do you include people that you've met on Zoom, like when we Zoom Lewis Capaldi or a celebrity? Absolutely, because if we saw Lewis in the street,

he'd be like, hey, guys. I don't think he would. I don't know if he would. I don't know if he would. I don't know if he would. I think Ed Sheeran would. He's lovely, isn't he? He is lovely.

He's a lovely boy. Yeah. Lovely boy. I reckon I could if he would. I think Ed Sheeran would. He's lovely, isn't he? He is lovely. He's a lovely boy. Yeah. Lovely boy. I reckon I could, I reckon I could, I reckon I'd do quite well. I'm bad with names, but I'd be able to pinpoint where I met them. I'm good with faces. What does that mean? Like, just not names.

He likes them. Like you. Oh, so you go, I know you. I know that face. I know that face with names. But what is a face without a name? Well, it's a face, isn't it? Yeah, that's me, Shakespeare.

Yeah. Well, it's a face, isn't it? Yeah, that's me, Shakespeare. Yeah. Well, it's a face. But when squat face thou name smell sweeteth by thou throse. What? That's a bit of Shakespeare for you, is it? Wow, which play? That's like if Shakespeare was written by an AI bot that you just started. Thou smellest thou is sweetest, or now I am German.

He's a tongue. Maybe that's where he was inspired from. But you see how a very contagious virus spreads, don't you? Yeah, that's true. If you're meeting that many people. When you meet a stranger, like when, oh, hey, this is so-and-so, what's your go-to greeting? G'day, mate.

In a handshake? How's it? Yeah. I'm using a lot. I'm trying to bring back sup. Sup. You have things. Sup, dog.

Sup bowl. Sup cuz. Sup bowl. Sup cuz. I love a sup bowl. I love a sup bowl. I love a sup cuz. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Are you sup bowl? It's sup bow. Bow. No, but it's easy. You just roll it. It's not bowl. It's B-O-L. It's B-O-L.

No, it's not. It's bowl. It's B-O-H. Sup bowl. B-O-H. Producer Jared, it's B-O-L. It's B-O-L. No, it's not. It's bowl. It's B-O-H. It's bowl. Bowl. B-O-H. Producer Jared, it's B-O-L, isn't it? It's B-O-L, isn't it?

I always thought it was B-O-H. What? Bowl. Like bow-runger. Oh, my God. No. All growing up, it was bowl. Bowl.

Yeah, it's bowl. It's a bowl. Bowl. Bowl. It's not sup bowl. Jesus Christ. I hear people saying that every now and then. Right.

I'm trying to search Sup Bowl, but it keeps coming up with Super Bowl. Stop auto-correcting me. Sup Bowl. Yeah, because there's Bick Runger, Bow Runger, and Bowl Runger, and it's named after Bowl in the middle. Yeah, right. Sup Bowl. Fantastic.

That's a good question. When you're out and about this summer, maybe a Sup Bowl. Sup Bowl. A Sup. Not Sup Bowl. Add about this summer, maybe a sup bowl. Sup bowl. A sup. Not sup bowl. Add to your 80,000. Yeah, do it. Is it what's up bowl?

What's up bowl? I think this is too regional for it to appear on Google, to be honest. Sup bowl. Sup bowl. Oh, why do Kiwis say that? What does bowl mean? Back of house? No, that's a restaurant term um kiwi kazi kiwi slang words to have you speak like a local this is on a culture

here we go um okay correct me if i'm wrong but when you when you become a citizen there's a test and you've got a it's like multi-choice like but i believe you don't have to sit the test if you do walk in and say sup bowl yeah they just know yeah you're ready so what it's like multi-choice. But I believe you don't have to sit the test if you do walk in and say sup bowl. Yeah, they just know. Yeah. You're ready. So what's on there? Is there bowl?

There's sus. I wouldn't eat that pie, mate. It looks a bit sus. But sus is kind of everywhere now. Snags for sausages. Togs. Carked it. The turps.

Munted. Mrs. Smoko. To Mickey. Cousy. Keen as. Spinning a yarn. And that's all.

Really? Because I was doing American Friends And said oh yeah I'm keen That'll be I'm keen as And keen

And they don't use keen No I know Why don't they But keen is keen Keen man I'm keen It's not slang is it No Weird

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