ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 3rd January 2023

Episode Date: January 2, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley try out a silly new gameSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try barista made iced coffees available now at your local McCafe. I thought we could do some word association today. Oh beautiful. On the podcast.

Oh my god. Fuck off. Your first association is Word association Fuck off That's two words for two words Okay This is definitely like a theatre warm up game as well Okay I don't want any spanking

I don't want anything I want everybody to What are you doing in theatre To like Get in the zone Words You were rubbing your nose I thought you were indicating

That generally a little bit of cocaine Goes on before a theatre show Okay so I'm going to start Just saying some words You give me the first word You know, as I thought you were indicating that generally a little bit of cocaine goes on before a theater show. Okay, so I'm going to start just saying some words. You give me the first word that pops into your mind. Maybe if I find it very interesting, we'll dissect it a little. Okay. All right.

Okay. Now, the first word, vein. Blood. Thrombosis. That's what I even said earlier. I had a deep vein thrombosis. Thrombosis? Deep vein thrombosis.

The trombosis. Yeah, that one. That one. Yeah, I had like a bleh. I had like a mini stroke. Face went a bit. Do you? Have you got good veins?

Have you been told that before? Good veins. I've got, yeah. I'm not common in the moment. Oh, that one's good. Look at this greenie. The guy that put me under when I got my wisdom teeth out said I'd make a good junkie

and I always you say some fucking stupid things don't they they jump up and you're full of drugs and they're like you'd make a wonderful junkie what's in that needle

no and he also said that oh the dentist actually this guy has a good combo of drugs I'm like okay cool

but no it's my left arm is where I always get my blood test done. Yeah, I can see it. Yeah, holy. Absolutely popping off there. Yeah, when they pop the old thing around the arm. Yeah. But no, I actually use flight socks now when I take a long haul. Compression socks.

Compression socks. And I will say and I've spoken about this before, Joel Little, music producer. He's produced Lorde's first album. And Taylor Swift. Panic at the Disco. He's worked with Ali Gordy. Everyone.

Niall Horan. He did Khalid's first album. He's an absolute magician. I saw him on a flight and he's like, you've got to get these. Rocking a flight. I've actually had a deep vein from both verses. And I said, oh, and I got some. They're amazing.

Wow. A couple of business class boys and I got some. They're amazing. Wow. A couple of business class boys. Oh, my God. The pigs. The pigs up there. How good is business class? Bourgeoisie. Jeepers.

We're back here with the peasants doing the hard toil. Next word. Custody. Dispute. Oh, do I do it? I thought it was Hayley. Did you do a word before Yeah

Oh you did thrombosis Oh okay Pudding Yeah Interesting Because it was custody As in you know Joint custody of the children

Or a custody dispute But you took it as An adjective To describe something That has a custody Like quality Well last year At Christmas

I for the first time Made homemade custard. Oh. Like, no, it was so good. But it comes in the Tetra Pak. No, I know. Let mine taste it for you. And I did some, like, real vanilla beans scraped into it.

Jesus. Yum. I haven't given him shit about what you're having in business class. We've got someone over here with access to vanilla pods. Vaughan, I used my points to upgrade. It's not that fancy. He also gifted me an upgrade, so I'm sort of on board with his points system.

Also, and then I found out I had a flight that I could have used that on. Too late to take that back. Just on custard, unpopular opinion, I like it in a custard square, cold, jiggly, with icing on top. Don't like it in dessert, like poured over. I'm not a custard fan

I only have it once every second year maybe What do you have it on? A hot apple pie? No A hot something right? No need A Christmassy sort of Look at, look at, look at

Hood I want to say like a hot fruit cake Yeah I know And I hate fucking a hot fruit cake Steam pudding Steam pudding It's steam pudding It's Christmas steam pudding

That's what you have it on Which is a hot fruit cake And you light it on fire with a bit of brandy Yum No Fruit mints sucks No Fruit mints pudding. It's Christmas steamed pudding. That's what you have it on. Which is a hot fruit cake. And you light it on fire with a bit of brandy. Yum! No, fruit mince sucks! No, fruit mince rules! I love fruit mince. It is trash. It's just

a great use of fruit. Okay, I've got one for you. Okay. Suffer. Reject. Wow, feminist. I'm an ally, and I'm an ally. What can I say? Sorry, are we interrupting your texting? Are you not a suffragette supporter? What's texting? Are you not a suffragette supporter? What's that? Are you not a suffragette supporter?

She said suffer. No, I've just received an invoice, and I'm like, I thought I paid that, but I'll deal with that after this. Now, what are we talking about? Suffragettes. No, suffer. What's your word association with suffer? Suffer.

Through it. Suffer through it. Grin and bear it Like That's life isn't it Wow So I went suffragettes Women who would not suffer through it No they wouldn't

They wouldn't stand for it We demand Yeah The right to vote And you were like Suck it up Yeah Okay that's interesting

Okay next one Lippy broads weren't they They were God out there with their Bicycles With their pantaloons They were in their pantaloons And their bicycle Ah gravel Blippi Broads, weren't they? They got out there with their bicycles. With their pantaloons. They were in their pantaloons and their bicycle.

Gravel. Road. Voice. Oh, a gravelly voice. Yeah, I like that. When you wake up in the morning. Gravelly voice. They used to say that if you're in broadcasting in the early days, they were like, get on the ciggies and the whiskey, eh?

So you get a nice, low, leathery voice? Did you get a nice and low leathery voice? So that you had a deep leathery voice. Do you know, at drama school once, we had to do a speech, like a really neutral speech about nothing really. So you had no emotional response to it. And our voice teacher would cast us, like cast our voice for like what our natural voice would go to. So without putting on any voice.

Mine was, can't remember, but I was deeply offended by it. You know, it was like rich mother of three. And I was like, how fucking dare you? I was like 19 at the time, 19 or 20 years old. No, that's good work. They always need rich mothers for like TV ads and like voiceovers and stuff. But my friend Ria, who is like one of the purest, she's a yogi, like her body is her temple.

She's like one of the most wholesome women. Hers was heroin addict because she's got yogi, like her body is her temple. She's like one of the most wholesome women. Hers was heroin addict. Because she's got a ton of glottal fry. So when she talks, she's got like a bit of that. And he said, you sound like, because it was dissociating what you look like with what your voice could be. And he said, look, you look like this.

I'm not saying anything about how you look. You sound like a crack addict. Well, there's always a role for that in a TV show or a movie. Can she stay real still? It wasn't wrong with me being like, kids, please stop it. Oh, God, go bother your father with that palaver. Maybe your drama teacher had seen you at Faro fresh. Maybe he'd seen me shopping at Faro's.

Put that back, Timothy. We don't need it. Okay, put it in the trolley if it's going to be such a big song of the dogs. Fine, what is it? Lemongrass. Fine, we'll use it. Fine, you know what I find it useful. Lemongrass. Last one are silk

boxes. Oh. I can smell your crotch from here. The boxes were only ever satin Yeah they were never silk Even the ones that were called silk They were silky

Satin is not a breathable fabric It just makes me think of swamp cotton It's the people that Try to have satin sheets that are trash My feet would scratch against them Your toenails get caught on any little bit of your toenail God forbid you should have a hangnail Or tear your whole toe off

Yeah gross What's your word? Silk Mitt Silk mitt was, oh my god When I was young, when I was your daughter's age I started getting leg hairs And my mum was like Do not shave, like don't shave

It's the start of a terrible cycle and there were these things in the 90s and early 2000s called silk mitts and you put it on your hand like this and you'd basically buff or sandpaper your leg and it would sort of softly remove the hairs Is that not the same as shaving?

Yeah I know, I don't know why it was any better Did it hurt? Yeah a little bit Was it like plucking the mouth? Because I just used mum's epilator. Holy fuck! Did you ever play with an epilator? Oh, my God. If you're going to play with an epilator, try somewhere like pubes.

I went straight to the pubes. I just started getting pubes. I was like, this can't be. It rolled around. It individually plucks out each ear. Yes, yeah. And then if they're long, it can get tangled. If it tries to do too many at once, keep that away from your forey too.

If it nipped you on the forey. You wouldn't have one. Home circumcision right there. With the epilator. So no epilators. Right, this is fun. Let's do it again. Great work, guys. 10 out of 10 if I say so myself. I no epilators. Right, this is fun. Let's do it again. Great work, guys.

10 out of 10 if I say so myself. I'll do a 9.6. Is that enough for you to review this podcast with a high rating and then tell all your friends? You sound very insincere. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.