ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 4th March 2022

Episode Date: March 3, 2022

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. lunchtime yesterday. Why? No, you've had a bit of smoothie. I couldn't get it out. I had like a... It was thick. Yeah, right. That much of it. Why are you not eating? It's not intentional, but yesterday we were recording

Have You Been Paying Attention? I had my lunch there and I... No, I had half a salad. I'm starving right now. Was it your salad that got left on the ground? No, that was a tofu salad.

It was Melanie Braswell's salad. It was Melanie. Melanie Braswell didn't eat her whole salad. She just leaves her trash on the ground. Can you believe that? I smashed the whole sandwich and I wanted more. Oh, I put my salad in the fridge and you should have eaten it. I should have eaten it.

I couldn't. You couldn't eat it. Anyway, so I ate half a salad. I ate half a salad and then we did the show and then I got home and because it was a big day, Aaron's like,'m when you come home I'm gonna be cooking dinner and I'll I'll take care of everything that's my man my man I know and I got home he hasn't texted me back by the way oh no he no he said he's going to don't worry oh did you get his number yeah okay that's a big step uh anyway and so I got home and Aaron had some lovely

uh chicken thighs just going into the oven some green beans and a lovely fresh salad and I was like this is exactly what I feel like. Thank you. All came out. He put it on the plate. Chicken cooked perfectly. I cut into the thigh and I thought, oh, that's just that. Just that.

Chicken thighs. Chicken thighs. The only way to go. Then I sort of mixed it around a bit, which is not like me, and that's the error of my ways and why I haven't eaten anything. I put the first bit of chicken into my mouth. Instant regret. bit which is not like me and that's the error of my ways and why i haven't eaten anything um i put the first bit of chicken into my mouth instant regret it was flaming spicy and i i mean like nothing i've ever eaten before and aaron's brother had given aaron this kind of rub like like spices

and meat rub thing for christmas and aaron was this is the first time he's tried this one. And he's like, it's kind of like this American. And I was like, great, sounds good. Holy moly. Like I was going. Too much. And then Aaron tried it. Then he was in the chair going, oh my God. Could you take the skin off it?

Was it salvageable? It was through. It was through. And the thighs were quite thin as well. So the whole thing was through. And it had rubbed against the beans. So I was through. And the thighs were quite thin as well. So the whole thing was through. And it had rubbed against the beans. So I tried to pick up the beans.

The beans were fiery. Tried to have a spoonful of salad. My mouth was on fire. Did Aaron not give it a finger, like a lick the finger and just a little test? He clearly didn't. You've always got to give your rub a little bit of a lick. Yeah. You have to give your rub before.

You've got to. Give your rub a lick. You lick a rub. Yep. Absolutely. And so what? You just have to throw the meal out well aaron who has like lower spice levels than me and i'm pretty i'm pretty good but aaron like can not do a lot of spice yeah he was so annoyed because he's not usually a cook so he doesn't know what it is to like cook a bad meal and feel

like you've ruined it yeah so he pushed through and ate two of these fire, like I can't even tell you how fiery they were. Two of these fiery thighs. Yeah. Abandoned the salad because the whole meal was ruined. And then we were chugging milk from the fridge. Right. See, that to me sounds like the perfect excuse to go down the road to the pub or to Macca's.

I know, but I had such a big day. It was late. I think I literally poured another glass of wine and then went to bed. Oh, so you have eaten. I have eaten. That's grapes. Yeah, grapes. Yeah. And then, to bed. Oh, so you have eaten. I have eaten. Grapes. Yeah, grapes. And then, of course, my smoothie

too thick this morning. It can't come out of my... How are you functioning? I'm hungry, man. I'm about to go to the gym. It's leg day. Let's get a pie. I'm going to get a pie. Find out why in the podcast. Are you going to do a pie, Mr... No. I'm being a good boy. I'm being a good boy.

I'm a good boy. I can say a good boy. I'm being a good boy. I'm being a good boy. I flex all this way. Oh. I can say no to things. Look at me. I have a waistline. I'm going to the pool to show off my hot body with all of my pals. I did it. All I said was we're going and swimming this afternoon.

You wouldn't see me dead in a pair of togs right now. Didn't want to go swimming when you were a fatty, did you? ZM's Fletchbord and Ailey. Thanks, Rachel. Good morning. I'm in a pair of togs right now. Didn't want to go swimming when you were a fatty, did you? Thanks, Rachel. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Two minutes past six.

Friday. We made it, and this is a funk-free week. It's gone fast. Doesn't it feel good? Well, it feels like it's gone fast for me, but then some people are like, no, it's gone slow for me. Oh, I know. No. Attitude shift made this week fly and fun.

Tell you that. Took a bit of a dip on Wednesday. A bit of a Wednesday dip? Just a little bit. Not a funk. Form was here early today. What's happening? Are you all right?

I was so annoyed when I pulled up and I saw the Jimny. I... The Jimny had its fastest cruise. And when I say fastest fastest I still didn't break The speed limit It's a cruiser Not a Speeder

Yeah right And yeah While Jared Saw me coming around the corner And he started to run So he'd beat me Well you did say You would be first to work

I was gonna make the wild claim That I was gonna be first to work And I tell you what I had a terrible night's sleep Because of it I kept waking up Being like Is it time to go?

Well, you shouldn't make these bets. No, you shouldn't. Well, it wasn't a bet. It was just like a grandiose statement. I don't know. I'll be first to work tomorrow. I don't know. I'm emotional because I'm tired.

You're ready for the day. You're ready to go home now. Well, I've been here for so bloody long, it does feel like I've worked my day. Yeah. Jesus. I've been here for one hour. I don't know what's on the show next because the printer's effed again.

I've got it. We've got some sexy stuff first. I don't like this. I want to ruin trees. Then we've got some menstrual stuff after that. Then we've got some toy stuff. Sexy stuff. Menstrual stuff. And what's we've got some toy stuff. Then we're talking teeth. Sexy stuff, menstrual stuff.

What's on the top six agenda today? Well, I don't know if you know about this, but the firefighters are angry at the police. Why? Or the firefighters' hose got used by the police to squirt the protesters and put out the fires. In the toddler years where they're like, mine! Yeah.

No, no, it's my hose, not your hose. Are they not allowed to use the hose? Well, there's protocol to hose usage. Not any Tom, Dick or Harriet can grab the hose and begin to squirt. It. So there's a little bit of a

kerfuffle. A kerfuffle. A right kerfuffle. Well, I was thinking we can solve this all by letting the fire officers play with some of the police toys. Oh, they'd love that. They would love that. They would love that. Yeah. It's only fear, isn't it? And then we avoid like a big inquiry.

We don't need an inquiry, guys. We don't need to be fighting amongst ourselves. No. So I've got the top six police toys that the firefighters can play with. Let's get sexy. There's been a survey done by some sexperts, one of my favourite words, that asked men and women what they want

more of in the bedroom when it comes to lovemaking. Okay. Orgasmiologists. Orgasmatron. Orgasmagasmiologists. I was just thinking of other names for like sexperts. I think sexperts is probably the best one. Yeah. Yeah, but what I'm saying is

I want to coin a new one I don't know if it's possible As an alternative Yeah, I don't know Keep working on that, I reckon Orgasmologists Orgasmologists Yeah, sure

Number 10 on the list for women Make sex more sensual With things like good lighting and candles Number 10 for men Have sex outside the bedroom. Okay. Well, I mean, those are two very, that can work for both. More candles, you can put candles anywhere.

Yeah, yeah. Better lighting, you could do it outside, for example, where light is natural. Absolutely. We can make this work. Number nine for women, talk to me more about my desires. Number nine for men, watch porn together. Yeah, well, you could show them your favourite.

I'm trying to be very neutral here. The tone of your voice alone says that you're very neutral. You literally changed the tone of your voice. I'm not doing that at all. I'm just reading the list. Right, I see what's happening. Number eight for women, please don't fall's what's happening. Number eight for women, please don't fall asleep

straight after sex. Number eight for men. That's not our fault. The body does that, doesn't it? Number eight for men, let me go to sleep straight afterwards. Boom!

I'm not making this up. Number seven, please no holes in your undies. I thought this was going to be things like a pinky. How are you supposed to get your legs in? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, how are you supposed to get your legs in? Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, how are you supposed to get your legs in? If there's no holes in your undies If there's no holes, it's called leggings Wait, so a woman is like, please don't have holes in your undies Please just make some effort with your undies Or buy us some nice ones Number seven for the men, chuck on some lingerie, love Those are two underwear requests

Really? She's like, no holes. And he's like, give it all the holes. Is there lingerie for men? Surely. Let me Google. You just put on your nicest pair of knickers, don't you? Size up.

Yeah, right. Nice pair of jocks. There's got to be lingerie for men. Lingerie. Oh, God. God, you Google hard. You press into very hard. Okay, so mostly jock straps. Oh, yeah, God, you Google hard. You press enter very hard. Bang. Okay, so mostly jock straps.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You're delving down the assless. There's a lot of results of men just wearing woman's lingerie and I mean that's you do you. You do you, boo. Absolutely. Number six for women. More foreplay including oral.

Not oral. Oral. What, tearing up? Apparently Rihanna's Fenty is selling men's. Google that. Actually, I remember those images when she announced that. Number six for men, film it. Okay.

Don't never film it. No. You don't want to see yourself doing that. You think you're sexy, and then all it is is just like, is that my guts hanging out? This is Rihanna's men's lingerie. Sort of like a sexy gladiator from Roman times. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like it. Yeah, a Roman gladiator would wear that. Number five for women, please don't get drunk before sex. Number five for men, more blowies. That's fine. It's ten past six. I don't, Hayley, I know you haven't been doing this radio thing long, but we don't say that one.

I'm just trying to find the line. We don't say that one. We don't say that one. Look at Producer Anna. She's shaking her head. She's going to have to deal with the complaints now. How many have I got up my sleeve? Number four for women, no clumsy hands.

No clumsy hands? Those are my hands. I don't know. What are clumsy hands? What, like smacking your hands? Smacking things and fumbling around. What is you be sure in your hand movement? Do I need to check over the rest of the story? No, no, I'll be subtle.

Number four, more dirty talk for men. That's what they want. Men want more dirty talk. Number three for women, I'm first to the finish line. That was better, wasn't it? Yeah. Number three for men, be louder. That's what they want.

Louder. Number two for ladies, get to know my body better. That's sort of a before thing rather than in the moment. In the moment, it's too late. Number two, let's try some new positions. That's for men. Yeah. Okay, so the number one thing that men and women want from their partner.

The number one. Women, don't be selfish in bed. Men, take the lead. They want women to take the lead. They want women to take the lead. They want women to take the lead. Right. And don't be selfish. Well, that's the thing. If you take the lead, you can control so that he can't be selfish

because you're in charge now. They're complimentary. These are all, I feel like all of these you can find a way to make these work. Sort of direct. Yeah. You might have to buy some more undies, so. No holes in the undies. Get some Fenty. I could see you in a red lace crop.

No, you couldn't. It's not for me. You couldn't see it? If you close your eyes and try hard enough. Not really for me. Absolutely see it. Don't close your eyes and try hard enough because it'll be burnt into your memory and you'll never be able to shake it. Play.

ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. It's a teeth whitening hack. It's going viral. Involving kiwi fruit. I want to whiten my teeth at the moment because the new photo of us standing behind us, God, my teeth are like white, white. Yeah, they go to town on the Photoshop, don't they? They get rid of all those coffee stains.

That's paper white. Yeah. You can't even see my neck scabs in that photo. You can't see them at all. They've absolutely removed them. That's quite impressive. My moustache is gone too. It's great. Yeah, Photoshop can't even see my neck scabs in that photo. You can't see them at all. They've absolutely removed them. That's quite impressive. My moustache is gone too. It's great.

I love it. Yeah. Photoshop's amazing. Isn't it? It really is. And the marketing department do a great job. Have you ever had teeth whitening? Yes.

Yeah. Did it hurt? No. I go to this place that claims no pain and it's for real. I've got very, very sensitive teeth. How do they do it then? They've got a special formula But what

Is it like a mouth guard And they put It's the same thing You lie in the chair It's called lovely smiles And you put it on And they put it on And they put the light on

For ages And then turn it off You do another round Something about their formula Doesn't hurt No pain Because man Teeth whitening pain

The next day you're like I've never had it done But I've heard it hurts Oh it's excruciating. It's not being able to eat coloured food for the day for me. I love a coloured food.

You love a curry. I love a curry. Just a bowl of rice and some bland chicken. No. Mayonnaise? Just not worth it. Hot sauce.

Beetroot. I'm a big beetroot guy. Every meal. If you had teeth whitening and then you had beetroot, would your teeth be like pink? Yeah, because you like scrape back

all the protective thing and so it makes them very porous. So this teeth whitening hack that's going viral on TikTok, you blend kiwi fruit, cucumber, and what I'm thinking is the magic ingredient here, baking soda. And then apparently you blend that, like you put it in a Nutribullet or whatever, and then you you blend that, like you put it in a Nutribullet or whatever, and then you rub that on.

Is it the seeds in the kiwifruit that play the abrasive role? Yeah, maybe. That's what's good about eating a kiwifruit, when you... Is it a whole kiwifruit too, to the skin and all? There's no skin. It's a green kiwifruit.

Because you can't eat the skin of a kiwifruit and that'll really clean you out. That's really good for you. It's like a brush for your insides. For the insides. But yeah, apparently a the skin of a kiwi fruit and that'll really clean you out. That's really good for you. It's like a brush. It's like a brush for your insides. For the insides. But yeah, apparently a couple of times a week brushing with this. Make it like a paste. I'm just watching it. So this is a TikTok thing, is it? Why couldn't you brush with it every

time? I don't know. Probably too abrasive. Too abrasive. Maybe. You'll get rid of all your enamel. Right. Twice a week. I'm going to try it. There's this guy on... I think the girls found him on TikTok. My daughters. Right. And then we found his YouTube channel and we try it. There's this guy on, I think the girls found him on TikTok, my daughters. Right. And then we found his YouTube channel and we watched it.

He's this dentist and he reviews every single toothbrush. Oh, okay. And he does, the other day he did a stick. He's like, this is how they brushed their teeth before they had toothbrushes back thousands of years ago. Did you ever do that on school camp or something? No. So it has to be a very specific sort of tree, right? It does, yeah.

I think there's a native tree that you can use. Yeah, there is. And they'd always be like, look, you can brush your teeth with a stick. And we'd all be like, no. And use kawa kawa. Is it kawa kawa? Yeah, I think that's what it is.

Got that viney, willowy vibe going on. So you can use the leaves as toilet paper and the stalks as a toothbrush. No, but isn't that kawa kawa, the leaves are quite holey, aren't they? And they have holes like cheddar, like Swiss cheese? Swiss cheese. Oh, you don't want that, do you? You can make a tea out of kawa kawa. I wouldn't recommend using the same leaf you've just wiped your ass with, but

you can make a balm. It's all healy. It is a little bit of a magic tree, the old kawa kawa. No, kawa kawa only has holes in it when the caterpillars have eaten it. You know, it's like that. And then it has holes in it when the caterpillars have eaten it. You know, it's like that. Oh, okay. And then it gets real holey when the caterpillars are like,

yum, yum, yum, yum. So don't use that if you need the toilet, the caterpillar. And don't put your poopy one in the tea. No. Yeah, and just watch

when you're wiping your bum that a caterpillar doesn't go up it. Just buy toothpaste and a toothbrush. Have you ever done the finger when you don't have a toothbrush? You put toothpaste in your finger to give it a good old rub.

Really try. Where's your toothbrush gone? I don't know. Maybe you've woken up at someone else's house and you don't have a toothbrush. You put toothpaste in your finger, you just give it a good old rub. Really try. Where's your toothbrush gone? I don't know. Maybe you've woken up at someone else's house and you don't know how you got there. And you're stealing their toothpaste in the bathroom. I've got to brush my teeth now. From the yummy ZM Think Tank, this is the Top Six. Well,

atumari e, everybody. Welcome to the Top Six. Bonjour. Ni hao. Yesterday, it came to light that the police should nay have used the firefighters' hose to squirt the protesters. Yeah, because they're the firefighters. At the Wellington, at the Parliament grounds. They're the firefighters' hoses.

It's not their job to, their job is to put out the fires, isn't it? Not to douse protesters. Well, they also did have a fire to put out. There was a fire? Yeah. And then the fire hose got commandeered by the rebels at one stage. And then they got it back. It really blasts you, eh?

It can really hurt. So reading between the lines, the firefighters' union are like, get one of those cool riot trucks with the hoses that they have in like European cities, you know, when things get out of control. How often do we, we don't have enough raucous behaviour to warrant one,

but going forward in these turbulent times, maybe we need one in every major centre. Maybe we do. Those big riot trucks. I might do a local QMU fundraiser So you can get one On QMU Couldn't you just put

A water system On top of the chimney You got those roof racks Just sitting there I could tow a little tank You could tow a little tank Tow a little tank Yeah

Yeah The chimney is the You know All terrain vehicle You famously got stuck Last weekend Right Super sandy

Soft I'll make all the excuses In the world But yeah They shouldn't have used The fire hose I didn't. You famously got stuck last weekend, but that's all right. It was a restive, super sandy, soft hill. I'll make all the excuses in the world, but yeah, they shouldn't have used the fire hose. So they're calling on an inquiry. Boo, stop this. Stop this bickering. Stop this fighting amongst our first responders. You've got some ideas to smooth things over.

I'm going to offer the firefighters some police toys to play with. Okay. Because that's what they're angry about, right? You use our hose. That's our thing. They never get to use the tr some police toys to play with. Okay. Because that's what they're angry about, right? You use our hose. That's our thing. They never get to use the trays on. Yeah. Tip for tap.

The police were probably like, get that fire engine in here. I've always wanted to have it play on the ladder too. Or that bucket-y thing that they... Yeah. The pole. The pole. I want to slide down the pole. Have you seen all the buttons on a fire truck?

All the switches and stuff on the side? No. They look fun as well. I don't think I've been in a fire truck since I would have been like six years old at a school fair or something and sat in the driver's seat. I went to pick up the kids from, it's going back a little while now, but Kindy and that was the day where they take it and show all the kids at Kindy. And I got there early and they were still there. I was like, can I have a sit? And they were like, yeah.

And then I sat in it for ages and asked a bunch of questions. And they were like. They must get punished with that shit chat all the time. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they radioed back into office and someone was like, someone light a fire, so we've got an excuse to get out of here. So if it's all about the toys, I've got the top six police toys that the firefighters can play with. Okay.

Number six, the shields. Those shields looked fun the other day. The little round ones. When I saw, like, there's been quite a bit of video come out the last 24 hours of like, up close of the cobblestones getting chucked at them. Yeah. Horrible. The shield wasn't enough. But I did love

there was a, I was watching the Stuff live feed at some stage and a guy was running a commentary. And at one stage the police had what I believed was called a phalanx. Shields down and then shields on top to protect the people. Oh, yeah. Real King Leonidas 300 move.

Yeah. And that would be fun. Just minus the spears sticking out. Yeah. And then you put your spears through and you go, ha, ha, ha. Snap, snap, snap. Give it a go. Number five on the list of the top six police toys the firefighters can have a turn with.

The guns and the boot. Okay, just look. Or the police car. Okay, yeah, just. We do have guns and the boot, don't we? You guys want to grab the gun? You can have a couple of pop pops. Not in the holsters, though, do we?

We're not at that point, are we? No, it tasers in the holsters. I wanted to fire those sponge bullet thing guns they had. They look so much fun. I just want to fire a gun that makes that noise. Be it a tear gas gun because tear gas guns always make that noise overseas.

I reckon if I was a dairy owner I'd get one of those. A tear gas gun? No, one of those sponge guns. You imagine being a... Tear gas is way better. Imagine being a dairy owner and you're behind the thing

and you just pull down this mask and they're like, what are you doing? And you're like... Well, a lot of them do have that, eh? The smoke. The smoke. The smoke.

Yeah. I'm talking tear gas, baby. Sayonara. Tear gas. Number four on the list of the top six police toys the firefighters can have a turn with. The police weigh bridges. Oh, yeah.

You see them on the side of the road and they pull over and they give them a little weigh. The trucks. Yeah, the weigh stations. Yeah, they could just weigh, I don't know, your mom. How heavy is a truck? Are they just like, you've got a too heavy truck? I'm just saying, just weigh anything. Yeah, right could just weigh, I don't know, your mum. How heavy is a truck? Are they just like, you've got a too heavy truck? I'm just saying, just weigh anything.

Yeah, right. Okay. How much do we all weigh? Let's get out of the weigh bridge to see if we could use it. Let's see how much we weigh. We're coming out of a two-year pandemic. Let's not do this. And then someone jumps off and we all have to like work out.

Okay, so then we're... It's like weighing your cat. You weigh yourself holding your cat and then you weigh yourself without the cat and you minus the difference and you're like, that can't be right. That cat's fat. It's the cat that's fat. It's like weighing your cat. You weigh yourself holding your cat, and then you weigh yourself without the cat, and you minus the difference, and you're like, that can't be right. That cat's fat. It's the cat that's fat. It's the cat that's fat.

Damn cat. Number three on the list of the top six police toys a firefighter's going to have a turn with. Tazers. Yeah. That was an easy one, wasn't it? Yeah. Mix that with water.

Yeah. Beautiful. If you were given the opportunity to get tased once in your life, would you do it? You know they do this in police training? Is it true that police opportunity to get tased once in your life would you do it you know they do this in police training is it true that police have to be tased

to know what it's like to tase someone yeah again my daughter's found a video of someone like police recruit and she was being tased

and they were like watch this what would it feel like just intense electric shock off an electric fence times I'd love to see

my Apple Watch heart rate when that happens. Yeah. I don't think you'd have the strength to go, bring your wrist up to your eyes. Tap the heart thing. Number two on the list of the top six police toys a firefighter's going to have a turn with. The police helicopter.

Okay. A ride or they just get to have a fly? They can do whatever they want. Okay. It's their turn. It's their tournament. It's their play with it. As long as they don't break it, it's absolutely fine.

You know? Maybe fly around and see what the fires look like from up there. Okay. Or the best way to get there. Yeah, nice. Hot spots. They can do a hot spot check.

Yeah. And number one on the list of the top six police toys that the firefighters can have a turn with, the dogs. Oh, yeah. Because fire departments don't have dogs anymore. No, they used to have Dalmatians, didn't they? Yeah, yeah. They did too.

Yeah. And do you know why they had Dalmatians? Why? Because you could see them. Because they're dumb. No, it's not. It's because Dalmatians had a great relationship with horses and horses wouldn't get scared by them

and they wouldn't, scared by them and they wouldn't scare horses. And when the first ever fire, well this has been a fact of the day before. The first ever fire departments that towed it around, they towed a big tank of water behind the horses. Because it was before engines. So they needed a dog that could run alongside a horse and work really well with horses. And Dalmatians took that box. And then that really mean lady stole them all. Stole them all.

She's got 101 of them now. And made them into a jacket. Hell of a fire department though. Yeah. At her place. Hell of a fire...

Can we just stop? No inquiry required? Please? Oh, not after that. No. No. It's fantastic. We absolutely need

a unity amongst our emergency services. That is today's top six. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. A sad, sad day for Australia. Their TV screens will never be the same again. The show Neighbours, after 37 years and almost 9,000 episodes,

will no longer be filming. Neighbours. Everybody needs good neighbours. This was kind of hinted at a few weeks back, wasn't it? Yeah, because the British. The UK broadcaster. Right. Dropped them.

Channel 5 in Britain were like, well, we're not going to do it anymore. Because the UK love a good Aussie soap. Like, they always play Home and Away and Neighbours. They love it. I think, do they also do Shortland? Yeah, do Shortland Street. They play Shortland Street. But I think Shortland Street might have been more popular in, like, Ireland or Scotland

or something. Right. Okay. Yeah, well, their UK broadcaster dropped them. They were searching around, but they financially, financial issues stemming from the loss of their British broadcaster means they cannot carry on. Neighbours was a gateway drug for Home and Away for me. Neighbours was the introduction to the Australian soap opera scene. I don't think I've ever seen an episode of Neighbours, but I know there's Ramsey Street.

Ramsey Street's where they all live on. That's the cul-de-sac they live on. I know that Kylie Minogue was on it. Oh, so many people were on it. Alan Dale was on it. Yeah, he was Jim. Debra Lee Furness, who is Hugh Jackman's wife. Ben Mendelsohn from the Marvel Universe.

Oh, wow, yeah. Kylie Minogue, Guy Pearce, Russell Crowe, Natalie Imbruglia, Luke Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth, Chris Hemsworth. All started on Neighbours. Margot Robbie started on Neighbours. Yeah. Margot Robbie started on Neighbours. Yeah, Margot Robbie was on Neighbours, that's right. It's an absolute star pumping machine for Aussies that then head to Hollywood and then go. Yeah.

Harold and Marge were on Neighbours. Remember Harold? Yeah. Ian, I think I've got a feeling his name was like Ian Smith because that's my dad's name, so I feel like I remembered it, but Harold was an absolute. Paul Lasseter. He was a character on Neighbours. He was married to an identical twin

and he accidentally slept with the other twin. She didn't know. She thought it was the boyfriend or he kissed her or something. I can still picture the people's houses on 1990s Neighbours. Oh, I don't, yeah, because I never saw an episode.

So can I. I think a lot of the time I do get it confused with Home and Away because you'd be like, oh. But who was screening Neighbours here? TV2. Two. It was always two. Home and Away when it started was on three.

Yes. And then there was this massive coup when two got, that's right, two got Home and Away off three. Yeah. And is Home and Away still going strong? Yeah. Home and Away's going strong. But remember the people of Summer Bay.

Is it Summer Bay? Yeah, Palm Beach, North Palm Beach. Where they film Home and Away, the people there were like, can you take it elsewhere? Like, you're taking over the whole beach and we just want to live now. So maybe they're going to be on the chopping block soon. But yeah, neighbours, devastating. Imagine the day it becomes, I don't even want to say it

Shorty Street is no longer Do you think it's because people are no longer watching TV as much? I mean I'm guessing people still stream it I think Shorty Street is still massively watched on demand Yeah right People go overseas and they need that little Shorty hit Yeah so they go and get some Shorty

I don't know what the viewership numbers were like for Neighbours. They're not claiming that that's why they can't keep going. Right. But if it's a financial thing, you're going, yeah, because like, you know, TV struggles, advertisers don't want to pay for TV advertising as much anymore. Blah, blah, blah. Kind of a roll-on effect.

But yeah, Ramsey Street will be ceasing production in June, so it's quite quick. Right, so they'll be wrapping up. Tying up all these lines. Or they can do what we did on Shorten Street, volcanic eruption, and just everyone dies. That's what I was going to say. Go out with a bang, like a big giant bomb or something.

Yeah, yeah. Hits Ramsey Street. Like a rogue Russian youth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A cluster bomb. Hits suburban Melbourne. It'll be quicker. And then just fade to black, and that's the end of Neighbours.

Oh, my God, imagine. I might get invested for the last four months of it so I can have that. I love when a show ends and you're watching that last episode going like, hi, guys. Imagine like if Margot Robbie surely would find time in her schedule to come back for. All the Hemsworths. They should do a party, a cul-de-sac party.

Where someone then detonates a bomb. And they're all gone. Jim dies. They fly his body home. This is Alan Dale's character. He's been in bloody everything. And everybody comes to say farewell. Say farewell.

All the characters. Including Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan. Russell Crowe can come back. Was he on it as well? Yeah, he was on it. He was on it for years in the mid-90s. Charlene and Scott. Was that Kylie Minogue's character Yeah, he was on it. Yeah, man, he was on it for years in the mid-90s. Charlene and Scott. Was that Kylie Minogue's

character in Jason Donovan's? No idea. Charlene Robinson. Wow, you're a big Neighbours fan. He was a big Neighbours fan. I knew my Neighbours. No, it was way before

teenage years. Was it? Isla Fisher was on it. Imagine if they got all Naomi Watts has been on it. I'm just finding even more. I think if you're Australian you've probably been on it

at some point. He's Ledger. I should get him back. Was he? Yeah. Yeah, because he was on it. I'm just finding even more. I think if you're Australian, you've probably been on it at some point. He's Ledger. They should get him back. Was he? Yeah. Yeah, because he was on Home and Away. No, he was on. I beg your pardon, he was on Home and Away.

Was he? Yeah, Home and Away. I beg your pardon, he was on Home and Away. I thought he did a Neighbours stint as well. Probably. All right, well, if you're a Neighbours fan, I don't know if there's many left, but June. I would say a more iconic theme song than Home and Away.

That's when good neighbours become good friends. No, I was harmonising. You followed me. Good friends. That sounds terrible. Fletch, Fart and Hayley, silly little pole, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Silly little pole, silly little pole.

Today's silly little pole. Do you wash new clothes before wearing them? I had never even thought of it. I I've always been a big op shopper. Love second hand clothes shopping. Sometimes I wouldn't even wash them. Oh no, always wash an op shopper. I know, I know you've always

I know you've always got to but every now and then if I do I'd get a little haul going from a second hand shop and I'd get home and I'd be like, I'm heading out. I'd be like, I really want to wear this. And I'd just have that sort of stack. Oh, but it smells of mothballs. Yeah, well, they give it a wash in mothballs and dust.

They don't wash anything. They give it a dust wash. No. They give it a shake. Why does it all smell the same? They give it a shake and a Febreze. They give it a brief shake. But you clothes, absolutely not.

So undies I'll wash. Really? Before you wear them. Yeah. But they're brand new. I know, but no. People don't try on undies anymore in the shop. Yeah, but they... Do men try on undies? They're a little coat hanger. Now you know your size, you get in there, you get your undies, you get the hell out. Women have to try on undies.

Because our undies are sometimes more complicated. Do you wear undies underneath? I'm not quote, quote wearing undies underneath. Sure. Yes, I'm not quote, quote wearing undies underneath. Yes, I'm not just putting my stuff in there and then putting them back. No, women have to because our undies are all like high waist, low waist, this style, bikini. Right.

I've got my brand. I stick to it. I go in there when it's on special only and buy a bunch of them. So you take your new jocks home? And I'll wash them. Yeah, 100%. Oh, no, never do. Oh, Mr. Bloody Princey Jenny.

I'm precious about the Jennys. Nothing but the best for my balls. Oh, okay, sheets. I'll always wash sheets. Are you always going to wash sheets? You've got to wash sheets, but that's just to activate the sheets. Yeah, you've got to activate the sheets. You've got to activate the sheets.

Activate the sheets. My mum would always say, you'll ruin them if you don't. Yeah, you've got to activate the sheets. You've got to activate them. You've got to turn them on. Fire up that cotton with a hot, hot wash. Yes. Fire up the linen. Flu-fac-atsin.

Yeah, you've got to fire it up. Towels, you've got to, otherwise you get fluff all over you. Again, yeah, with the hot wash. Sometimes you've got to give it a couple of good washes to get the fluff off. Yeah. But new clothes? No. Well, the results say

22%. Yeah, of course. Which is actually quite high. 78% now, who cares? Yeah. So most people do not care and will just chuck a new top on.

Is it a thing? Is it a thing that the fashion industry says, you know, like with sheets, we know you've got to wash them, wash before you do it. Yeah. And there's've got to wash them, wash before you do it.

Yeah. And there's always a label that says, wash before you use them. But clothes, there's no label saying that. No. There's some responses

on the topic. Grayson, who, looking at his profile picture, very fashionable young gent. Okay. They feel and look the best on the first wear

from the shop, unwashed. Agreed. Oh, yeah. Always, crisp tee, first time you wear it before it unwashed. Agreed. Oh, yeah. Always, crisp tee, first time you wear it before it gets washed.

It's the best that shirt is ever going to be. Or a hoodie. Yeah, when you have to wash a sweatshirt or a hoodie for the first time, it's a sad day.

You're just like, oh. Here come the pills and the bullies. Megan also reiterates the points about the sheets and the bedding and the towels.

Always with the sheets and bedding and towels, not clothes. Mum told me all the factory dust would be and the bedding and the towels. Always with the sheets, the bedding and towels, not clothes. Mum told me all the factory dust would be on the sheets otherwise. Factory dust. You don't want to sleep in factory dust. Yeah. That's a fair call, Mum.

She's seen the dust. Yeah. Morgan says, always as you don't know what or who has touched it prior to your buying. Also, it gets rid of any loose surface dye and threads. Yeah, that's a good call. Jeans you should wash. No, it gets rid of any loose surface dye and threads. Yeah, that's a good call. Jeans you should wash. No, never wash jeans. Do you remember back in the day

you'd buy an inky, like an indigo wash? Yeah. Or like a new pair of fresh black skinny jeans and the ink runs on you. If you got new jeans for women, the ink would stain on your skin. So you had to wash them.

You don't want to be accused of blacklegging. You can't have blacklegging. So you don't want to be cancelled. Stephanie says, undies, bras, togs and socks. Yes for a wash. Everything else, no. So she's got it if it's touching your nips or your bits. Yep.

I agree. Is that the rule? Nips or bits, give it a wash? Nips or bits, give it a wash. 100%. Vicky says, if I just bought something, I want to wear it ASAP, I don't want to wait for it to dry.

Same. You want to get that on. I'm wearing it out that night. Jenny said, I got the most terrible rash when I wore a brand new shirt to a school disco. I had to go to the doctor and then use a stinky lotion in the shower to help it go away. And then from then on, I've always washed clothes before their first wear. Should we be washing shoes? Because, of course, Anna had a bit of an issue with some shoes recently that had the spray on them.

The fungal infection. Yeah, and left her with a terrible footy fungal. You can't wash a shoe. How is your foot? Your foot rash? It's good. Like, the steroid cream that I used is so strong that the rash is now gone, but now the skin is, like, a millimetre thin. Because of the steroid cream. Yeah. is so strong that the rash is now gone, but now the skin is like a millimetre thin.

Because of the steroid cream. Yeah. So it's a wild ride. But maybe you should have given the shoes a sort of a pre-wash. Yep. You went to know, though. You went to know that there was a spray on them. Are you a washer of new clothes with your sensitive skin?

Yeah. Yeah, I do. You wash everything. She's a delicate English rose. Okay. More feedback. If they're off the rack, who knows She's a delicate English rose. Yeah, okay. More feedback. If they're off the rack, who knows who may have tried them on. Yeah.

Again, you don't know if someone could have put their jennies on there. Could have rubbed their jennies all over those. Yeah, like people, like men trying on pants and stuff. Some men just go commando. Oh. Trying on jeans and stuff. Filthy. No, don't do that.

Dabbing their bits all around in there. And Nicole said, absolutely will not be waiting for a new item to be washed and dried. Too impatient, got to get it on immediately. Agreed. It was something I'd not even considered, but now I have to think about it. All right, we'll update you with the latest news next, and we return with the impossible phone-in topic,

a topic we think is so impossible that no one will call, because nobody is as crazy as Hayley on this one. This is true. It's not impossible. I'll call and it won't be impossible. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. Well, it's the impossible phone and topic,

which to date has not been impossible. Yeah, last week we were like, have you died? And we got lots of messages in. Yeah, people had been medically dead. Yeah. For, you know, one guy was like 13 minutes? Yeah, crazy. Came back.

What a chat. Well, today I think this could actually be impossible because it's not real. No, okay, okay. Impossible to prove. I've got some, yeah, true. Unless we can get them on the phone. It would actually be impossible because it's not real. No. Okay. Okay. Impossible to prove. I've got some, yeah, true. Unless we can get them on the phone.

So I recently purchased a house, the house we are currently living in at the moment. And I was at a dinner party with a workmate. It was a work party. And one of the workmates was like, oh, you've just moved into that area. And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what street?

I was like, this street. And she was like, what number? Oh, no. This number. She's like, I used to own that house. I was like, what? She was like, I used to own that house about, you know, 15 years ago or something like that before the people that we bought it off.

Yeah. Yeah, maybe two lots ago. I was that, before the people that we boarded off. Yeah. Yeah, maybe two lots ago. I was like, oh, that's crazy. Oh, we're going to do renovations. I said, well, what can you tell me about the house? Oh, no. Why do you ask that? Because this is when you find out there was like a mass murder in here.

Yeah, I know, I know. Well, that's what I want to know. I said, what can you tell me about the house? And she was like, well, that back bedroom gets a bit cold in the winter. Nothing much, really. There's a ghost. There's a ghost. I was like, excuse me? There's a ghost? She was like, yeah, yeah. When you move out of a house, do you have to take the ghost with you? No, no, she left the ghost. Don't you leave the ghost behind? She left the ghost and two more owners didn't fail to mention in the listing that there was a ghost.

Well, as a real estate agent, did you specifically ask the real estate agent? Because you're always like, are there any leaks? Are there any issues? We asked for leaks. We asked for core issues. But did you ask for ghosts? I did not. Well, they don't have to tell you if you don't ask.

Yes, they only have to disclose it if you ask. This is true. I didn't ask. This was too late at this point. I already owned it. So, ask. This is true. I didn't ask. This was too late at this point. I already owned it. So, yeah, our house is haunted. I will say we are yet to meet said ghost. We don't know where she resides.

Oh, it's a she. Yeah, it's got a female energy. What do we know about her? What do we know? We don't know anything. What did the old owner say? She said that the house was haunted and there's a ghost. I didn't want to ask too much more

otherwise I wouldn't be able to sleep at night. And it's got a female energy. It's got a female energy. We've been under the house. Yeah. That's famously where ghosts hide. And now Aaron's in the roof today. Oh, well, if it wasn't under the house,

it's got to be in the roof. It's because she's got to be in the roof, I reckon. Yeah. I haven't felt her presence yet. Quite a warm, inviting home at this point. Do you believe in this nonsense? Okay, I didn't used to. I used to think ghosts were absolute, like, okay, like fairy tales.

Until last year, I saw a ghost. And I'm not lying. No, no, no, I'm not lying. I saw my first ever ghost. I was in Palmerston North. I was touring around with TVNZ Breakfast. I hopped into the hotel room bed, and I was like, normal North. I was touring around with TVNZ Breakfast. I hopped into the hotel room bed and I was like, normal night. Wasn't drunk, before you ask.

No drinks that day? It was the one night. Well, I was not having no drinks. It was a Wednesday. Mushrooms. Hadn't taken no drugs. Maybe one glass of wine with dinner. It was nothing.

Hopped into bed, went to sleep. Woke up and I was like, hmm, something's off. I opened my eyes. I'm not lying. There was an old guy, an old man in a grey pinstripe oversized suit. He was old. He had weepy eyes and like a dribbly mouth. And he was next to my bed staring at me.

And I looked at him and I was like, okay, this is really full on. And I looked at him for long enough because I was like, I'm a woman on my own in this hotel room. I need to know if this is a person. So I stared at him for a long time and he was just sort of like, breathe. I'm not lying. And then I was like, this is not a person. It's not a person. It's a ghost. And I just went under the covers and was like, I just sort of want him to go now. But I wasn't afraid. I was just like, this is very strange.

And then I went back to sleep. It wasn't a dream because I kept going like, is it a dream? Am I asleep? Am I awake? Do-do-do-do. Was the ventilation poor in this hotel? Ventilation issue.

It's carbon monoxide poisoning. This is a very new hotel in Palmerston North. Yeah, they didn't have the windows open. Too much carbon dioxide or dioxide. One of them, eh? Monoxide will kill your dioxide. Dioxide, monoxide. Make you see ghosts.

I saw a ghost. I saw a real ghost and I don't even believe in them. Why didn't you get up and turn the light on? Because there's a ghost in my room? I'm not that brave. Oh, mate. Flick the light on, have a yarn. Well, that would have got to the bottom of it, wouldn't it?

I wanted him to calmly leave. How long were you under the covers for? Ages, until I fell back asleep. Are you sure he didn't have the wrong room key? Do you hid from him? I hid. I knew this was a dream. No, no, no.

It was a dream. It was a dream. It was one of those weird mid-stage dreams where everything feels real, but it's like that sleep paralysis vibe. I was awake because I said, I was like, this must be a dream. And I went, no. I looked around and I really made sure I was conscious. Well, the impossible phone-in topic today,

and you're just going to hear eye rolls from Vaughn and I, 100%. Is your, like mine, house haunted? Because mine is, and I just have to find her. All right, well, it's the impossible phone topic. 0800-DANCE-IT-M-9696. Is your house haunted? Don't, no. Is your house haunted?

We are open to it Hayley is obviously a believer So you'll have her believing you It's not that I'm a believer I've seen it I'm a non-believer who's seen it Which made you a believer Made me a believer

Made a believer out of me We're on the impossible phone-in topic A topic we think is so impossible, no one will call. Hayley has apparently moved into a haunted house. I'm just sending a message to the group chat. Open your minds, people. Is that in response to Executive Intern Anya's gif

in the group of a child rolling his eyes? Absolutely. I think Vaughn and I are very similar. We like to deal in cold, hard facts. No, so do I. I'm with you. I'm with you. I don't believe in the afterlife.

I don't believe in any of that. You said at a Palmerston North hotel you saw an old man. A triply old man. Because I did. And I'm just telling the truth. I won't lie to you. To be honest, you were in Palmerston North. The dribbly old man probably got into the Massey University's ketamine supply and he

was an actual person. And then wandered into the wrong room. As they went, Mr. Burns on The Simpsons. Everyone thinks it's an alien, but it's a glowy Mr. Burns. I was a woman traveling alone. I checked. Brianna, good morning. Good morning.

Now, do you have a haunted house? I do have a haunted house. Tell me about it. Tell me about it. I know, I know. So my partner is the same as Fletcher Vaughan. He's a scientist. He deals in cold hard facts.

He's like not into crystals, not into astrology. He thinks it's all like a load of crap. But even he has to admit there is a room in our house that has like a weird vibe. So we bought our house. We're talking vibes now. Have you seen this ghost? We have not seen the ghost, no. But there is like a presence in the house.

So you've done a vibe check. You've done a vibe check. We've done a vibe check and the vibes were off. Even your partner, he says this room is weird. We keep the door closed at all times pretty much. It's weird. Have you Googled your address to see if any news articles pop up of some sort of murder

that's happened in your house? No, but I can tell you who's haunting it. Who's haunting it? So we bought the house like 18 months ago and it was an estate sale so we knew the previous owner

had passed away and he was older, he was ill for a long time. We talked to the neighbours, we got the rundown. We were just like, oh yeah, he was ill for a long time, he, we talked to the neighbours, we got the rundown. We were just like, oh yeah, you know, he was ill for a long time,

he probably, like, passed away in hospice. And then, like, didn't think anything of it, moved in, dug up the back garden for, like, some veggies, went to plant that,

found some decent-sized bones in the backyard. We were like, these are too large to be a cat, so this is either, like, a dog or a small person, which was a little bit freaky. So me and my flatmate

saged the whole house, which we got made fun of for. You've got to sage it. I was holding back the S word. I was going to mention the saging. No, no. You've got to smudge it. Okay.

And the bones? The bones never found a thing. I feel like I'm going to get ripped out really hard saying this. We went to see the witches at the apothecary. My friend told me to go. She was like, go see these ladies. Is your husband just like, stop spending money on witches? Their advice was free.

And they're very practical. We also had like smoke alarms going off randomly, like at four o'clock in the morning. Not the dead battery noise, like, fully going off, and they would only stop when I got up to turn them off and was standing underneath them. Did the old man smoke? Yes, he did.

Whoa! Yeah. So that was, like, it was weird. Brianna. Went to these witches, and they were like, yeah, this model of smoke alarm from Bunnings, you should probably just get a new one. So, like, it's not. The witches, even and they were like, yeah, is it this model of smoke alarm from Bunnings? You should probably just get a new one.

So like, it's not. The witches, even the witches were like, pump the brakes, Brianna. Goddammit,

get a new smoke alarm and you get a folded smoke alarm. Brianna, I absolutely, I believe you, I believe you, but you are not helping my argument.

You came in, you said witches, you said sage. You're not helping me here. I started out as a totally sane person living in this house and I was like,

yeah, it's totally fine and then I was like, this is weird and weird stuff kept happening. We've had like speakers fly off our like sideboard cabinets. Like it's weird. Well then we were like no, surely, you know, there's no presence. He must have

he must have moved on. Our friends were like, well, did you ever check if he died in the house? And we looked it up and he died in the house. And he's still in the house. He's still in the house. Brian is still with and he died in the house. And he's still in the house. He's still in the house. He's still in the house. Brian is still with us. Brian hates speakers. He's a strong-

Get your bloody Yui boom out of here. Bloody young people and their music. Brianna, thank you so much for your call. Connor, following that up, good morning. Good morning. Have you gone to the witches as well? No, definitely not that far. Okay. Now, have to the witches as well? No, definitely not that far.

Okay. Now, have you got a haunted house? It's my parents' house. We moved in when I was a teenager. Okay. And we were having the standard, you know, lights flickering on and off, picture frames falling down. Classic ghost behaviour. The TV would often turn off when we were watching,

when we were all sitting in there watching it, and the switch would actually flick off, which is why the TV would turn off. Sounds like you've got some real electrical wiring issues. Hear him out. What he has is a ghost on his hands. Continue, please. Yeah, no, exactly.

My sister was very keen. She was like, oh, my God, that house is haunted. And I was like, eh, exactly. My sister was very keen. She was like, oh, my God, that house is haunted. And I was like, eh, whatever. But the weird thing was the dogs. They would run down the hall and bark down the hall, and they would dig holes out in the front lawn and everything like that. That's nice. Get an electric collar.

Yeah, true. And then eventually they had dug one hole and my mum was out there and she saw a little white plastic lid and she looked in the hole and there was a person's ashes in a wooden box and the dogs had actually dug the hole so that they'd opened up the wooden box which had rotted in the ground and the ashes were spilling out into the hole. And so the dog set the ghost free. Yeah, pretty much.

Yep, exactly. Jesus Christ. And the ghost was an electrician. And he flicked the lights. He flicked the lights on her. Checked the fuses. And then did it stop after that? She was enjoying it.

She was making sure it was still up to scratch. Yeah, right. I'm so sorry you've got a ghost like I do. But so we, her name was on the top plastic covering. Yeah. And so we Googled her and found out it was actually her son

that had lived in the house and she loved the garden. So he decided he would bury her ashes out there. But we found him when my dad Googled him and found him on a gay dating website. Oh. Wow, this story just... Wait a minute, did Dad accidentally find him?

Was your dad like, I found him, where did you find him? I was Googling. I wasn't... Tinder or Grindr or something. I've seen lots of pictures of penises. Amazing. I'm pretty sure he remembered his name from a previous conversation when he met him on there.

Right. Met him on there. Connor, thank you so much. Let's finish up with Dan. You've got a ghost? Yeah, hey. We used to live in this house and a lot of eerie stuff used to happen around us. So it was a very old style, very old house.

And when you're walking through the front door, you're faced with these stairs and you'd go up halfway up the stairs and you'd have this landing and you'd turn around and go back up on yourself. And as the wife was going up there, she noticed there was a cold spot right in the corner of it. So she said to me, oh Dan, feel this, feel this.

So I went in there and it was ice cold. So then we didn't really think too much of it and sort of left it alone for a while and things. And we noticed the doors were starting to open and close on themselves where they never used to. What have you described so far down as a draft?

A cold spot and the doors open and close. The eerie part is I have three children. My daughter, she was in her room and she was talking away and we were like, that's weird, nobody's in there. So we went in to go see what was going on with her and we said to her, what's happening? She goes, I was just talking to the lady at the end of my bed. Oh!

The minute my mates got one of these stories as well, the minute kids get involved, that's me out. I'm like, no! We used to have animals as well. And like our dog would never go into that room either. He would go to the door, but would never step room in that door. And the wife was in there once, and she was putting the children to bed, and

she felt like something was going on inside this room. And what happened was, she sort of felt like somebody was stood behind her. She just took a look around, and as she looked around, she saw a person in the corner of her eye, and it was really weird. So we done a little bit of research

and it turns out there used to be a guy that lived in this house who died during the war but his spirit must have stayed in because the picture came up of a guy and it's the exact same guy that she saw in the corner of her eye. That's a good one.

There used to be other things as well. I'd be downstairs, and as I'd sit downstairs, nobody would be in the house. And then upstairs, you could hear people clearly walking on the floor. No. Dan. Oh, my God.

It's always old houses. I'd like to see a ghost-haunted townhouse in suburban Auckland. I can't afford it. It used to be a quarter- acre, 10 townhouses on there. The ghost is like, which one am I going to haunt? I mean, this was all my property once upon a time.

Dan, thank you so much. Quite an overwhelming response, Hayley. You're not the only one with a haunted house. No, I'm not. Not the only one who's seen a ghost.

These all, we've got so many text messages, but also usually when we ask for people to text in their stories, it's like three lines, types, paragraph. Yeah. Because I mean, it takes a bit to tell a ghost story, doesn's like three lines, types, paragraph. Yeah. Because, I mean,

it takes a bit to tell a ghost story, doesn't it? It does, yeah. But also, it's like so unbelievable when it happens that you remember the whole thing. Mmm. What did you give

that Palmerston North Hotel on TripAdvisor? I didn't actually. I should. I blimmin' should. Clitch, Fawn and Hayley's Community Notices. Right over the moon until you. Welcome to Community Notices, a segment of the show

where we have a look at what's happening around New Zealand according to local Facebook pages. Yeah, it's your segment. If you see something on your local Facebook page, screenshot it, send it to us. This is very cute. From the Otago Buy, Sell, Swap and Exchange page. Oh, okay.

Gary, two R's. Gary has listed a glass top outdoor table, six chairs, pretty good condition, 15mm foot missing from one leg. Not a problem, though. Not a problem. Just wedge it up with something else. Yeah, though. Not a problem. Just wedge it up with something else. Yeah, yeah. You would then expect of the 37, 38, 39, 40, 41 photos he had also uploaded as part of the sale. Okay. That you'd be seeing the glass table, wouldn't you?

Yeah. Wrong! Gary's accidentally uploaded 41 photos of him and his lovely wife standing in front of a waterfall. Oh! Bless his... 41! Standing in front of a waterfall. Oh. Melissa's. 41. Melissa's little heart. Gary's lucky he didn't have some DPs in there.

Well, there might have been. I can't see all 41 photos. Okay, right. The first, you know, large amount. Yeah. Are all of her lovely wife. Gary's children will be on there going, Ted.

Ted. Ted. From the Tauranga Buy, Sell and Swap page, Reginald writes, Good evening. Is there anyone who'd be willing to teach me how to crip walk? I overheard my grandson saying how cool it was when Snoop, Snoopy Dog.

Snoop Snoopy Dog. Snoop Snoopy Dog. Snoopy Dog did it at the Super Bowl. So I'd like to surprise him by doing it his 21st birthday next month. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was called Foxtrot Reggie back in the 60s milk bar days. So I'm pretty good on my feet. Happy to pay to the right person for their time. Oh, no, don't.

Actually do it. You know what? Life's short. Dance. Crip walk. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if original Bacchus is a fake profile that someone has a lot of fun in their community with, but I like it.

Yeah. I like it. I like that the spice is added to that one. There's a chicken one in here somewhere. I'll get to it eventually. A better Te Ao Mutu in surrounding areas grapevine. Now, I don't know if they are like the idea is that they want a better Te Ao Mutu. Yeah.

Or this is the better version of the pre-existing Te Ao Mutu in surrounding areas grapevine. You know how if someone's like shitty with the admins, they'll start a rival page. And then you've got a couple of rival pages. I love a little bit of rival page. This writes beside the bin. Is anyone missing a bunch of dog toys? Possibly stolen, found them all dumped by the bin in my local park.

P.M.E. for exact location. I didn't pick them up and deliver them to the police station. It's a bag of sex toys. It's not dog toys. It's not dog of sex toys. Oh, this is a fake. It's not dog. This is the weird thing about it. Looking at it, it looks to have a fast food wrapper in the bin,

and it does look like a New Zealand fast food wrapper. Whether or not it actually happened exactly there, I'm not sure. But it is a, regardless of where it happened, it's a real haul of. It'd be expensive there. It'd be an expensive haul. Very expensive. So I'm told. Very expensive. Well, they're not chey potatoes.

Well, if you want quality. And you do want quality. You need quality. Yes. Yeah, exactly. Don't shortchange yourself on things that are going to be touching you. That's what I'm saying. All right, great.

Shortchange in other areas of life. We ran our silly little poll earlier in the show where, what, 78% of people do not wash new items of clothing before wearing them. I wonder if they give those a rinse before. Oh, you would. You got it. That's got some kind of chemical spritz on it. You'd think so, but maybe not from that poll. I always give that a wipe.

Before and after. Before and after. Always. Otago Flatingoods, Devin writes, have you been overworked due to high demand and short staff? Do you feel like a 10-day break? Well, have I got a deal for you. Four positive COVID tests for sale.

AKA get out of jail free cards. These are in very good condition with minimal use. In fact, they've only been just taken out of their original packaging. As is, where is, must be contactless.

Pick up. Hashtag two shots for summer. The problem is, so you take these, you know, five days off work or 10 days, whatever it is, and then you get it. Then you actually get COVID. And then is, so you take these, you know, five days off work or 10 days, whatever it is,

and then you get it. Then you actually get COVID. And then you've got to take another 10 days. You might not have the sick leave. You might need the money. Most people aren't getting COVID back to back either.

So the boss won't believe you. No. And then you'll have to come into work and you do genuinely have COVID. Yeah. And now you're a spreader. Unless, what are you like,

that was Omicron last time I got a bit of the delts. Because don't forget, delt is still in the community. It's floating around. Yeah, it is. Delt is still out there. The Sandringham page offers up this.

Someone writes, I'm a little bit embarrassed to say this, but did anyone giff it av lose their packet of beehive ham this morning? One of my cats came home with ham this morning, packet and all. I guess he snuck into someone's house, stole the ham,

and has broken through the packaging. Also, he managed to get into the ham. Yeah, he got home and then broke into it. Cat's love ham. This is Salem, and he's very, very sorry for what he's done. I will replace your ham on my next shot on Tuesday. Naughty Salem. He's not usually a naughty boy.

He just likes ham. Imagine if you were making your lunch and you're like, I'll just go to the bedroom or the bathroom or whatever and come back. And then the ham's gone and there's no explanation. Wouldn't you just be like, didn't I get ham? Yeah. I swear I had ham. It's not the end of this cat ham issue.

What? As the original poster, Keish writes again, well, I'm sorry to say Salem's brother Hades, another black cat, has just come home with the other half of the twin pack of ham.

You know, you can get the sandwich ham and you break it in half, use half at a time. Salem's come home with the other half of the ham, so now I owe someone two packs of ham.

A two pack? That's 100 grams of ham. That's a lot of ham. A lot of ham. So if you've lost ham and you're in Sandring ham, you're just in Sandring now due to the subtle lack of ham. Yeah. You can contact Kesha who will replace you.

And finally, on the Wanaka Rad parking page, which is just people in Wanaka shaming other people for terrible parking. Somebody has posted this. Parked at Paddon's Paddock. I guess that's Hayden Paddon. Is that a Paddon? I don't know. That's a super common name.

You forgot to take your recycling bin off. And they've driven all the way to there with a recycling bin on the tow bar. Now, that's a classic. And I know Friday's a big day for recycling and rubbish. So I want everybody not to drive out the driveway with a recycling bin still on the back. Those are today's community notices. If you see anything on your local Facebook page, screen cap it and send it to ours, F-E-H-Z-M.

Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Okay, hear me out. Hear me out. Okay, hear me out. Hair me out. Okay? Hair me out. Long story, semi-short. Long story, medium. Okay.

I have polycystic ovarian syndrome and it has many symptoms to it. Lots of fun things like acne and weight gain and growing a moustache and a monobrow and some sideburns. But one of my least favourite ones is that my hair falls out. Because it's the same thing as like male baldness.

It's a testosterone-driven hair loss. So your body converts all the extra stuff that's happening in my body to testosterone, makes my hair fall out. So I've always had quite fine hair, but as my hormones have wreaked havoc over my body over the last few years, quite a bit of my hair has fallen out. Then the other day, I was getting my hair dyed. Okay.

And my hairdresser is a very good friend of mine, Shari, and she comes over to my house, we drink wine, we have a nice time, and she does my hair. Wait, you let a hairdresser drink wine and do your hair? Absolutely. It's like playing darts. There's an absolute goldilocks on how many beers you can have. Yeah, there's probably only been one time where when I was blonde

and we had a bit of bleach on, I'd be like, it's freaking a bit hot. You should be better get in the shower. But no, no, no, we always have a nice time and then she goes, she was playing in the back of my head and she goes, babe, you've got a bit of a situation at the back of your head. What had happened is I'd had a hairstyle,

because obviously working in television, I get my hair styled all the time, that had ripped out quite a significant chunk of my hair, leaving what can only be described as a significant bald patch in the back of my head. I haven't noticed this. No, well, if my hair's up like this, you can't see it. And when my hair's down, it mostly covers it.

But as I said, because I've got very fine hair, it's just a gust of wind away from being revealed to the world. Anyway, once I got over there, I was like... It's not ringworm, is it? It's not ringworm. It's a trauma. It's a hair trauma. You're always smooching ringworm. It's a trauma. It's a trauma. My hair's been ripped out of my head.

Jesus. Anyway, so she was so great and Shari just goes, don't worry, this happened to Kourtney Kardashian. And there's a moment in the Kardashians that lots of people remember where Kourtney bends her head down like this

and Kim goes, oh my God, Courtney. Courtney, you're dying. You need to go to the hospital right now. And she's like, what? And then she notices that she has this ball patch on her head. Right. And so she gets this treatment,

which I'm now getting today, called PRP, otherwise known as the vamp. Otherwise known as... I'm here the vampire treatment. Because what they do is they will take my blood out of me. Via the neck, from their two front teeth. Via the arm, they will take it out.

They will then, what's that thing called? Shake it. Centrifuge it. Oh yeah, and the spinny thing. And the spinny thing. Put that in the centrifuge and let's go and analyse the video data and we'll be back soon. The same thing they've got at like Mitre 10 and Bunnings for the paint. For the paint.

The paint's all blended up. Centrifuge spins. The paint shakes. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, you dumb bum. God. No wonder you didn't solve any crimes in your time at the FBI forensics. Anyway, so it separates the plasma from the platelets. Platelets go in the trash. He just tips it in the bin.

And the plasma is going to be injected then into my head all around. Wait, does this just happen at a mall? No, no. One of those mall cosmetic places. No, don't worry. It's next to Athlete's Foot and the Tank Juice Bar. Athlete's Foot. No, no, it's done by a doctor.

A doctor and a nurse do it. Okay. Wow, so this is like full on. How does it make the hair regrow? Where was this when I was 22 years old? And you had to shave your head. Yeah. Oh, look, there's science around it. I'm reading it now, but it's really full on.

But basically it stimulates, so the blood, the plasma, stimulates hair growth in the follicles and the hair should grow back thicker, where my hair is thin, and faster, where my hair is gone. So it gets injected into your scalp? Yeah, so I'll get multiple injections throughout my head,

obviously concentrating on certain spots that are worse than others. And then it's supposed to stimulate over a number of months hair growth. So I get three of these four weeks apart. Wow. And did this work for Courtney Kardashian? Did it work? Look at this guy. And then the results are intense.

Oh, look at that guy. He was bald as. He was bald as. Now. Thick and lush. And it did work for Kourtney Kardashian. Well, you know, it takes time. Like you can't just grow hair like that.

But it really like makes a difference if it works for you. Which it doesn't work for everyone. And I'm hoping it works for me. Is there any sort of like way to find out if it's going to work for you before you pay for this? Because this doesn't sound cheap. No, it's not cheap. And there is no way because you just have to do it basically and try to find out. Anyway, I'll

be sharing my journey online because my thin hair has always been a little bit of insecurity. And now I'm trying this thing and the ripped out patch has only made me do it faster. So watch this. I'm going to be in here bloody swatting around

otherwise there'll be three bald people on the show I know and we just can't have it too many we just can't have it too many

maybe we'll start making assumptions about our political leanings I just feel like this is like a well covered area and I don't need to jump on board

yeah play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley play ZM ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Add to Cart. Well, Add to Cart, the last day today.

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This stuff is bougie. It is so bougie. It is thick. It is nice. You're going to want this. All right, jot that down. The next item is coming up at 11. Friday. Flashback. Flashback. Friday tradition.

Each week we take a turn picking a song that we haven't heard for a while. It's got to be at least 10 years old and got to be a banger. Those are the only rules. This is definitely 10 years old or older. Okay. This song was released July 1999. Oh, wow. 1999. A stellar year for music.

Like the peak of pop music. I know. Y2K, we all had water in our basements, ready in can, goods ready to go. That didn't happen. It was the end of the world, wasn't it? Because computers didn't know how to go to 2000. Yeah, I know.

And then nothing happened. I remember waking up on that New Year's and going, I'm waking up and going, did Y2K happen? Mum was like, no. And I went, okay, and to go to 2000. Yeah, I know. And then nothing happened. I remember waking up on that New Year's and waking up and going, did Y2K happen? Mum was like, no. And I went, okay, and went back to sleep. That was how I learned.

This song reached... Or did it happen and you've been living in a simulation ever since? Ah. I don't know. Mind blown. The Matrix. This song reached number two

in the United Kingdom, number one in New Zealand. It reached number two in the United Kingdom, number one in New Zealand. It was only beat in the United Kingdom by Ricky Martin's Livin' La Vida Loca, so we'll allow that. We'll allow that, okay. This was number one in New Zealand for a number of weeks. It joins a long line

of hit songs from this band, the band of course being Five. I can't believe we haven't done this song before. I know, and I was gonna to do a different one from five, but I absolutely, this is on my gym playlist and has been for a long time, and I think you need to get down with it. This is If You're Getting Down.

If you're getting down, baby. It's your Friday flashback. Is it, Em? If you're getting down, baby. I want it now, baby. Say number one. Say number one. I want it now, baby. your hands up in the sky move around from side to side i got what it takes to beat the brakes the funky bass i keep your body crazy shakes come on i heard somebody say she's at the party I want to dance. Let's all get down while we got the chance. I still got 12 seconds on the clock to smile.

And I ain't going to stop till the sun don't shine. Line after line, I flow like run after run. Just like time after time. Keep it up till you feel the heat. And get down what you feel to be. I heard somebody say she's at the party. So I'm going to get this on. Bye. Move it all around, baby I wanna rock There ain't a problem that we can't fix Cause we can do it in the mix

Now if your man gets you trouble We'll be in there on the double Guaranteed and we'll be hitting for six Come on, yeah I heard somebody say She's at the party so I'm gonna get me some Come on. If you're getting down, baby I want it now, baby Move it all around, baby I want it now, baby If you're getting down, baby

I want it now, baby Come and get it on, baby I want it now, baby If you're getting down, baby I want it now, baby Move it all around, baby I want it now, baby. It's five.

If you're getting down, it's your Friday flashback on ZM. I just Googled what are five doing now, and they've got photos of all of them. I know. I've seen a where are they now. That's abs. Does he still have abs? Remember abs?

Abs was called abs because of his abs. I'm going to imagine that was absolutely popping off in the comments. And just want to point out that Georgia's Friday Jams feature today is Battle of the Boy Bands. So if that got you started, make sure you're listening this afternoon to enjoy a full hour of just boy band bangers. Give me some feedback.

Give me some feedback. Banger. Someone said I was way too cool to be into pop music despite it being of the prime age when the song came out. Yet I still know all the words to the song and just had a little chuckle. So that was,

we all had that stage. We were too cool for pop music, but secretly we listened to pop music. We're all getting jiggy to that one. And a problem that we can't fix, yo, because we do it in the mix. I don't. I don't think they've got enough credit

for their lyrical genius. Absolute... The modern Socrates. Oh my God. 35-year-old me saying this. Can't believe I still know all the words. Thank you, Hayley, for not traumatising thousands of kids

with Five's Jump Jam song, Keep On Moving. Well, that could be later. That could be in Friday jams later. Yeah, I was in love with the oldest five band member when I was 14 years old so this song really reawakened me. Is that Sean?

Huh? Is that Sean? I don't know. Oh, who texts then? No, they're in the band. He's bald now too. Why didn't you say it like that? I didn't mean that like that. Is that Sean? He's bald now. Have you ever seen a bald person in a boy band? Yeah.

No. Aqua. The lead singer of Aqua was bald, but it's not a boy band. It was one of those Euro pop collectives. Banger, baby. People love that. Saw them live three years ago. What?

But there was only three of the five. So what are they now, three-fifths? You can't call yourself five if there's only three of you. I saw them in 98 after their first album, Five, Five Ivy, at the Michael Fowler Centre in Wellington. And I, oh, man, I was getting down. Baby, when the lights go out. Yeah, good stuff.

Good vibes. It's good. Well, now we lights go out. Yeah. Good stuff. Good vibes. It's good. Well, now we're moving on. It's still musician related. I've just asked my wife. I said, why don't you like Charlie Puth again? Because she sent me. I was literally at home and she sent me a message.

And usually that's like like grab me a wine shawty needs a wine mommy thirsty mommy wants a rosie is this because she's in the lounge in the kitchen no no i'll be like further away from the kitchen i'll be in the bedroom and i'll get a and like, mommy needs a wine. Is this... Huh? Charlie Puth. Yeah. Charlie Puth. Did he sing that Marvin Gaye song? He sang a few songs.

You know what? I hear these songs a thousand times and I still couldn't do it. But why does she hate Charlie Puth? I just messaged her. I'm like, because last night when we were sitting there, she sent me a screen cap she'd taken of Charlie Puth's new music video and she's like, F you, Charlie Puth. And I'm like, why do you hate Charlie Puth?

I said it last night and she's like, God damn, Charlie Puth. That's all she said. Last night, mummy had had a few wines. And then I just messaged her again, hey, why don't you like Charlie Puth again? And she's like, I don't know, he just annoys the shit out of me. She's very anti-Charlie Puth. With seemingly no reason. And I know she like –

Where's she got beef with Charlie? And then an ad comes on TV for Charlie Puth. Like if he's got a new song or whatever, she's like – Oh, God. Or if that – did he do the Paul Walker song from The Fast and the Furious? He did that with – See you again. Yeah, he did, God. Or if that... Did he do the Paul Walker song from The Fast and the Furious? He did that with... See you again. Yeah, he did, yeah.

See you again. With Wiz Khalifa. And I'll tell you what I did when I see you again. Yeah. That's good. This one. Oh, this one. She'll be like...

She'll be changing the station. Like, by the way, this song was massive. a matter this song was like number one for weeks maybe that's why but after the paul walker thing without you my friend yeah is this charlie singing this isn't wiz Khalifa, so this must be the Puth. It is, yeah, it's the Puth. It's the Puthmeister. So why does Sade hate the Puthmeister? She doesn't know why she hates the Puthmeister.

There are just those celebrities, though, that you go, no. Not for me. And every time they walk on screen or you see them on the thing, mine, and I hate to say it, it's lots of people's, it's Anne Hathaway. I remember when Anne Hathaway was... She knows it too. She's like, everyone hates me. Yeah, she's like,

I don't know why everyone hates me, but everyone hates me. She's a great actress. Yeah, she is a great actress. She was in Les Miserables. She was absolutely fantastic. I just cannot stand her. Keira Knightley,

get her off my screen. Oh, why? What is Keira Knightley? Because she's got the jaw thing. Oh my God. Wow. She's never going to find a black pole. Oh, this is fantastic

I just can't I can't with either of them And I Women should be supporting women I won't support those two Women Supporting women Apart from Anne Hathaway

For no good reason I'm sure You cannot stand Anne Hathaway Just no It's just a no from you Same thing I'll just text Aaron every now and then Fine

I've just been reminded That Hathaway exists And I am livid about it God she was good And lame miserable I don't care She played a fantastic Good woman

In Christopher Nolan's Split Ranch trilogy I don't know Just on the spot If I can think of It's the lead That you just go I know I've got some

I reckon if we put it to the callers Some people might go It's you You're the celeb that makes me go I mean I don't I don't yeah Someone said Oh my god

I hate Anne Hathaway too I know What did she do? Anne Hathaway's done nothing wrong And then she went on a show And she was like It's actually Annie. But I just like didn't correct it.

So now it's even worse. I hate Anne and I hate Annie. I'm sorry. Let's take some calls. Is there a celebrity that... Just grinds your gears. Yeah, for no reason. Like you can't stand the celebrity.

Maybe there is a silly reason like their voice or something they said once. Or when they won the Oscar and they went, it came true. Shade's message. Okay. She said, please don't tell people I hate Charlie Puth. I have a very strong dislike of Charlie Puth. Yeah, because hate's quite a strong word.

Hate's a very strong word. Yeah, let's not say hate. But I really, really, really don't like you. All right. Well, 0800- quite a strong word. Hate's a very strong word. Yeah, let's not say hate. Hatred. But I really, really, really don't like you. All right. Well, 0800-DARLS-IT-M-9696. Is there a celebrity you have a strong dislike for? A celebrity that really grinds your gears, maybe for no reason. You can't put your finger on it, but everything they do.

Yeah. Like Charlie Puth for Vaughan's wife, for some reason. 0800-DARLS-IT-M-9696. Give us a call. Oh, what's Ellie Goulding done to Sarah? Sarah? Sarah! We'll chat to Sarah next.

Ali Goulding's grinding her gears. She's lovely. We've met her. Our friend Kate, who works for Sequoia, just messaged me. I know what it is about Anne Hathaway. It's her mouth and chin. It's her mouth and chin. It's her mouth and chin.

We have opened Pandora's box and we cannot for the life of us shut it. It's unbelievable. We haven't had this sort of text response for a long time. So we're asking this morning, if you've just joined us, what celebrity grinds your gears? You've just got a strong dislike of them for either no reason or a very small, silly reason. Like your wife, who can't stand Charlie Puth. For some reason.

No apparent reason. For some reason. Doesn't like Charlie Puth. Not at all. Now, we mentioned before, Sarah, good morning. Good morning. You cannot stand Ellie Goulding. I have no idea why.

She just absolutely annoys me. Every time I hear her song or see her, I can't listen to it. I was going to say, because there's a difference, isn't there, between just not liking someone's music, which is like a taste thing, and then fundamentally not enjoying the person. Yes, I have no idea. I would actually walk away from her if I saw her in public. She's nothing in the heart of it appeals to me.

Oh, my gosh. Where we met her, we interviewed her in person. Just the most charismatic, warm individual. Yeah, lovely. Very lovely. I know she is. Like, I've seen interviews for her. She's a lovely person.

It all aspects of worship. Is Sarah the problem here? Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Amazing. Sarah, thanks here? Maybe. Maybe. I would say that no. Amazing. Sarah, thanks for your call. Rachel, what celebrity grinds your gears?

What celebrity can't you stand? I don't want to end up hated here, but I just can't stand Hugh Jackman. Hang up on her. Get her out of here. Get her out of here. Right here's a Hugh Jackman of all trades. It's my one flaw.

I just can't stand him. Can you pinpoint what it is that you don't enjoy about Hugh Jackman of all trades. It's my one flaw. I just don't, I can't stand him. What is it? Can you pinpoint what it is that you don't enjoy about Hugh Jackman? I don't. I mean, I think half of it's his singing voice. Like, I hate it. And he's in a lot of musicals. The Greatest Showman is one of the greatest musicals of the modern era.

What about He Hits the Note in Les Mis? Two, four, six. Yeah, no. I haven't seen it since I first saw it because I just can't. I don't know what it is. I think it's the last one said. If I saw him on the street, I would just turn around. Whoa.

I would walk up to him and I would say, Hugh Jackman, I'm a huge fan. I love you. Yeah. Wolverine's a wonderful character. I thought everybody loved him. He's one of those people. Like Ryan Reynolds. Everybody loves him. I thought everybody loved him. He's one of those people. Like Ryan Reynolds. Everybody loves him.

I've never found someone who agrees with me, and I just can't pinpoint it. He's just a humble Aussie lad who broke big, you know? Yeah. No. It's not amazing. Rachel, thanks for your call. Cassie, what celebrity grinds your gears?

You can't stand them. Absolutely, 100% Jim Carrey. You know what can't stand them. Absolutely 100% Jim Carrey. You know what? So many people have messaged in Jim Carrey. I get that. I get that because he's very over the top, isn't he? Full noise, yeah. Yeah, and his face is just,

I will not watch anything that he's in, and neither I've even drilled it into my child now. I cannot stand his face. What about when he's taken a sort of a different direction, like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? No. He ruined it right from the mask. All you see is the mask.

The mugent schmoke. Schmoke. That's all you see. Amazing. Thanks. You're called Lucy. What celeb can't you stand? John Mayer.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Is this from a Taylor fan point? No. Or is he just a bit of a drip? No. Yeah, no, I saw him in that movie Get Hard, and it was just like that one scene where he's like,

oh, if you want to see 100 women get wet at the same time, it's like, what the hell? I just wanted to throw up. Switch quick on the fader there, just in case you're going to say something outrageous. Yeah, all right, alright Lucy Thanks for your call Some messages in, so many What celeb can't you stand?

I'm going to leave out any New Zealand ones mentioned I will tip my hat Someone said Robert Pattinson It was Twilight for me Now you've seen the latest Batman The new Batman is out and I tell you It is a great, great Batman. It's if you were worried about

you know, being Affleck's Batman which I also enjoyed but this is a different type of Batman. This is a brand new Batman unlike any Batman we've had prior. Real detective roots. Great dark, gritty Batman. What's his costume like? Is it a good one? Now you gestured towards

the groin there. The costume. It's cool. No, you went specifically to the groin region. His bat cave. What do you call it? The bat suit. Yeah, bat suit. He's a slimmer Batman than the Ben Affleck Batman

because he was a chunky Batman. Not fashionably as Batman. He was chunky. Christian Bale got massive. Ripped. This is more of a slender Batman. Okay. Robert Pattinson, I mean, yes, he did Twilight.

We've all done things we're not proud of. Do you know what I mean? He is a fantastic actor. He is a great actor. Watch The Lighthouse. Outrageous movie. What happens in that? It's him and Willem Dafoe.

And he's got to turn the light on every night. It's a black and white film, and it's just two old sailors stalking a lighthouse. It's incredible. Does he play an old sailor? No, he plays a young sailor, but they're like drunk and they fight

and it's amazing. But they have to turn the light on every night. They've got to turn the light on. That's their one job. That's their one job. They sound riveting. That's their one job.

Oh, this one. Jason Bateman. Jason Bateman is the crown prince of everything. He can direct. He can act. He can write. He can do comedy.

He can do drama. His podcast. He's got a wonderful podcast. Same kind of category as Paul Rudd. Everybody loves Jason Bateman. Everybody loves Paul Rudd. I haven't seen Paul Rudd's name pop up. And you won't. I can't stand the Counting Crows.

It's been a long December and there's reason to believe. You know, I'd say very popular, Tom Cruise. Lots of people are messaging him, Tom Cruise. Someone said, Tom Cruise can only play one role. Tom Cruise.

Running. Although he does a great run. Yeah, I love the Mission Impossible movies. By the way, the new Reacher series on Amazon Prime is done by a new actor who's like six foot five. Finally, like the books. And a beefcake. And it's an amazing series. Everyone's

like, Tom Cruise, who? Somebody said Nicole Kidman. It's been a long running issue with Nicole Kidman but then that time she clapped, weird, that was just that for me. You're right, you're not a Kidman fan. Out the gate. Mariah Carey, somebody said

you can almost forgive her because of the Christmas song but they probably find that Christmas song wildly irritating. Yeah. Someone else said, Nicole Kidman, did you know she named her kids Sunday Rose? And it sounds like Sunday roast when she says it in her accent. Both of them are beautiful. Yeah.

I'd love a Sunday roast, Sproul. Sunday roast or a Sunday rose. Either on a Sunday would be appreciated. Demi Lovato. No. She's been through too much. She's been through a lot, but she is. What's she doing with the aliens now?

She's singing to the aliens or sexing the aliens? I don't know. She was an S word with the aliens there. Oh, Fletch James Corden. That's who I hate. I knew there was one. James Corden doing anything. Cannot stand you. Hosting, singing, you donorden doing anything. Cannot stand you.

Hosting, singing, you don't like anything? Cannot stand him. Okay. He doesn't even drive that car. It's on a trailer. That's what grinds you? He's not even driving. No, just everything grinds me.

And then there's the stories about him. There are stories. Apparently he's a bit of a doer. Yeah, there's lots of good stories about him. Nicolas Cage, Ricky Gervais, lots of good stories about him um nicholas cage ricky gervais lots of people ricky i can see why he could definitely rub you up the wrong way uh jennifer lawrence oh okay that's a real one it's a whole act of being a normal down-to-earth girl she did acknowledge recently that she felt like the people just didn't want to see her face anymore yeah she disappeared for a while.

Katniss Everdeen, she was so heavily tied to that and that became a bit whingy. Oh, boo. That drop on has blown my sister. You're a big deal, Bo and Anna. I volunteer. Don't be a hero. Of course you do. Don't be a hero.

Thanks for your messages in. Overwhelming response. If you had to pick one celeb that everybody hated, what would be number one in the messages in that we've received? Surely it's Annie. Not Anne Hathaway. I think you went in

so strong on Anne Hathaway and Keira Knightley for a start. Everybody kind of felt bad. Like you'd already punched them and they were on the ground and they didn't want to kick them again.

I'd say Jim Carrey. Wow, okay. Yeah. It's a personal, isn't it? Yeah. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Today's fact of the day is pretty cool if you like planes, especially the F-35, Lockheed Martin F-35.

That's a fighter jet, isn't it? You bet your bottom dollar it is. Look at that. It's a badass looking one too. Oh, yeah. Good stuff. Yeah, that's a badass looking fighter jet. I love fighter jets.

Heard about the ghost of Kiev? Yeah. The guy taking down all the the now there's a video going around but that's just from my microsoft flight simulator so careful not to share that because that's quite obvious when you take a closer look yeah it's game graphics very good game i know they are phenomenal game graphics but this is about the f-35 and the helmet that the pilots have to wear. It costs more than a Ferrari and takes two days to get properly fitted. And when you get fitted for it,

you've got to keep the same haircut. Oh, really? Yeah. So if you go for a bun, they said they can accommodate it. They can accommodate the swooshed back hair.

They can put it in the bun, but that is the haircut you must keep. Right. Because if you grow a bigger bun, it's not going to fit in this helmet. This helmet is so specifically custom made to the individual. It's why most F-35 pilots shave their head. Yeah, you just get a buzz cut.

Yeah, just keep it buzz cut the whole time. Right. It takes two days to get fitted. And if you gain any weight, the helmet won't fit correctly. Oh, no. I'm a yo-yo. I could never be an F-35 pilot. I've got a fat head too.

Yeah, do you put the weight on in your head? I do.'t know i guess a little for sure so you could imagine it's in the head yeah well the face yeah the the the helmet's really heavy around the head part but it does have an open bottom face like you're a scooter helmet yeah except obviously but then you've got to put your your mask on that but don't you yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't have a big old fatty gel there. Yeah. Get fitted for your F-35 helmet and then have a summer off, you know, come back after a few barbecues and a few jingling brewskis in the sun. So how much do these helmets cost?

Millions and millions of dollars. Wow. The whole situation is insanely expensive because you've got to get it matched up to your flight suit. Everything's got to be personalized. Who pays for all that? The US military budget, which is way higher than their health spending.

Have you seen the graphs lately on the world's defense budgets? America's was $600 billion a year, I think. It was like 10 times what Russia's was and Russia's was 10 times what the Ukraine's was $600 billion a year, I think. Yeah. It's like 10 times what Russia's was, and Russia's was 10 times what the Ukraine's was. So I think Ukraine was like a 100th of the American budget. Yeah. They went down on a sliding scale of around the world. Ours didn't even register on their graph.

Just a little bump at the end. Coin to them. Yeah, flip them a little something. So today's fact of the day is if you're going to be an F-35 pilot, and hey, I believe in you. Yeah, you can do it. If you want to fly the Lockheed bomber, I believe in you. However, you're going to have to stick with the same haircut the entire time you are a pilot

because the helmets cost more than a Ferrari and two days crafting to make just the part where your head sits. So you're going to have to have the same haircut. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. Well, each Friday we're taking a look at a different thing and a food item mostly, and we're ranking them. Yeah, it has been food-based.

I think it always will be. Yeah, it always will be because you get passionate about it. Or we should do rollercoaster theme park rides one week. We should go to Rainbow's End and then do it. The definitive guide to what to line up for. Some of the motion master? Log flume. I don't know. We should go to Rainbow's End and then do it. The definitive guide to what to line up for. Some of the motion master? Log flume.

I don't know. I got motion sickness last time I went to the motion master. Is the log flume back? Yeah, that's odd. It was getting a zhuzh. It was getting a zhuzh. A big zhuzh. But then the massive pandemic at the end of last year might have stopped it. Well, today turning our attention...

I turned into a drive-thru vaccination centre. A log flume vaccination through. Someone pops out and turning our attention... I've turned into a drive-through vaccination centre. A long-bloom vaccination through. Someone pops out and they're like, I'm a little goblin. Stab! Vaccine vaccinated by a goblin. Today, though, the final rankings, we're taking a look at pies.

I'm so hungry. I haven't eaten. I'm so hungry for pie. Now, are we going to do standard... Are we not going to do bougie pies? Bougie pies? I think once you get do bouge pies, bougey pies? I think once you get into bouge pies, you can go down a long and windy path.

I was thinking we've got to stick to the more traditional pie. So what are we saying? Mince, mince and cheese, steak, steak and cheese, a chicken, chicken mushroom. Yep, yep. Maybe a potato top. Yeah, potato top. But what's underneath the potato top?

Always mince, right? Always mince. Always mince. Gravy, heavy mince. Any other pies that should be added to this? See, all the other ones I'm thinking of. A vegetarian pie. We're not even going to bother.

I'm not eating a pie for my daily intake of corn and peas. When you say the bougie ones, we're meaning like the butter chicken pies, the Thai green curry pie. The list gets extravagantly long. Yeah. I love it when some... A pork belly pie? Love a pork belly pie. The list gets extravagantly long. Yeah. I love it when some... A pork belly pie?

Love a pork belly pie, but it's bougie. I love it when a restaurant does a bouge version of a classic, so instead of like mince and cheese it's bolognese and gruyere and you're like, yeah. Producer Jared does raise a point. Are we going to do a bacon and egg pie? Because that's a standard. That's a standard pie.

Pastry pie. Yep. Okay, so... Hard to nail a bacon and egg pie? Because that's a standard. That's a standard pie. Pastry pie. Yep. Okay, so. Hard to nail a bacon and egg pie, but when you get a good one, is there anything better? I'll start. Because I do love a mince.

If it's a good mince and a good cheese, that's up there. But for me, I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken and mushroom or a chicken and cranberry. I love a chicken pie. What are you doing? I'll always go chicken pie at a bakery.

Always. You're a chicken guy, though. You're scared of red meat. You're a chicken pie. What are you doing? I'll always go chicken pie at a bakery. Always. You're a chicken guy, though. You're scared of red meat. You're iron deficient. Look at you. That's what you say about skinny. You're scrawny. Yeah.

Get some red meat in you, boy. So your chicken's your number one? And then I would go a mince and cheese. Or something with mushroom. I love mushroom. You do love mushroom. No, no, mince and cheese is superior. Everybody knows it.

I don't even know why we're bothering. Because the champion has yet to raise his head. The steak and cheese pie. No. The steak and cheese pie. No, no, no. The steak and cheese pie is the best pie because mince is just minced steak. And you'll always complain.

It's a sloppy pie, but you won't get that with a good steak because it's got big chunks of delicious steak in it. And those big chunks will be dry. They'll be dry or like fatty, chewy, just the offcuts that nobody wanted. No, but you're talking about pie. Now you're talking about pie, so if we're talking bad pies, bad chicken pies are terrible pies. But we're ranking pies in general.

So the pie you put at the top, you have to be able to eat a bad one, like a $1.51 from the thing in the dairy. The slider thing. Or the fancy bolognese and gruyere from Daily Bread. Do you know what I mean? Right. So if you're having... If I'm defending a flavour, it's got to be...

It's got to be able to be... At all scales of the economy. Indeed. And if you're honest, a lot of those big steak chunks will be... Will be gristly. Gristle. Gristle and gritty. Hence the mince.

You can't go wrong because it's in all the juice. Yeah. It's ground up with juice. And gravy. Gravy, juiced mince. Gee, we really just... No, you do. We absolutely put up...

You've rocked the very foundations of my being. I'm going to go home and I'm going to have to have a reflective meditation period. I thought you were going to say go home and have a reflective pie and just really... I will probably have to get... To be honest, I think pie sales around the country for people who listen to the show

are going to skyrocket today because once you hear about a crisp, flaky pastry. I'm looking at them. I love a bakery pie. So not quite a dairy pie in a packet. A yellow pastry? A yellow pastry bakery pie that they put in a white bag from the cooler. What's the weirdest pie you've ever eaten?

Ever hit like an oyster pie or a? Power pie? Yeah, power pie. My dad's a power pie. Because pies mince up real good. Oh, do they Yeah, power pie. Ooh. My dad's a power pie. Because power's mince up real good. Oh, do they? Okay.

Yeah. Right. I think, I don't know, I tend to go for mince and cheese, but I have had a Thai green curry pie and it was yum-ass.

Yeah, I've had a Thai chicken. Those are nice. Butter chicken pies, those are good. Would you be willing to put into the circle for discussion

a steak and kidney pie? No. It's an old person's pie, the steak and kidney. We're not eating... We're not going sort of... Awful. Yes, steak and kidney pie. No. It's an old person's pie, the steak and kidney. We're not eating... We're not going sort of... Awful. Yes, or like, yeah. We're not eating awful like that.

We're trying to work awful into different... I'm a big fan of using every part of the animal. If the animal's making the sacrifice for us to eat, we should use every inch of it. Now, so nobody's defending the bacon and egg pie. It's a good pie. I'm mentioning you can't beat a good bacon and egg pie, but there's nothing worse than a dry bacon and egg pie. It's a good pie. I'm mentioning you can't beat a good bacon and egg pie, but there's nothing worse than a dry bacon and egg pie.

Yeah, I feel like that's got to be a homemade mum bacon and egg pie. The egg's going a bit grey. You've cooked it so long. You know when eggs get that kind of bluey grey? Oh, yes. Christine will only cook a... Have you had Sade's bacon and egg pie? A late...

Maybe, maybe. Amazing. Or best she whip one up. Amazing. Best she do. I think she's trying to, she's a feeder. She's trying to get me

a big boy. Her three cheese lasagna and her bacon and egg pie are made in the same dish. Yep. So you can't have both at once, which is a crying shame. I'm so hungry.

You know winter's coming up. She wants a big, a big cuddly. She wants a big cuddly. She wants a big cuddly. She wants a big cuddly bear back. Big cuddly next to her. Yeah.

So I think we're, why we can say mince and cheese and then a chicken. No, chicken is far down the list. You've swayed me. I'm going potato top. I'll put a damn how good's a potato top pie. After mince and cheese. You've got a mince pie with mashed potato on top.

And if it's like super gravy, do you ever smash the lid into the pie? Yeah. Eat it. Eat it this time. All right, well, I think we've encouraged most into the pie? Yeah. Eat it. Eat it this time. Okay, so some bits and cheese. I think we've encouraged most of the nation to eat a pie today. I'm going to get one literally between finishing this show and going to the gym. I'm going to whop a pie in.

Great pre-workout, the old pie. It's got everything you need. It's got the energy. Bit of protein. Yeah. Yeah. It's got the long. And then you may as well be there to scrape like another sweet treat.

A slice. Oh, yeah. A pie and a slice. Absolutely. Play ZM's as well describe like another sweet treat. A slice. Oh yeah, probably a slice. Absolutely. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, the twindler. Now I can't say it. The Tinder.

The Tinder swindler, Simon Levive. Well, that's his scam name. Still haven't seen it. And I think I might not bother now. Shimon Hayut is his real name. Right. Nah, don't bother. I mean, the guy swindles people out of their money.

I feel I'm going to do a Vaughan with Titanic on this one. Like, you know what the gist of it? You know what happens, so don't bother seeing it. Well, of course, he's made massive headlines because of the Tinder swindler on Netflix. Everybody knows exactly what he did. Well, the tables have turned. The swindler has been swindler on Netflix. Everybody knows exactly what he did. Well, the tables have turned. The swindler has been swindled himself.

A woman on Facebook. Yeah. And Instagram and other. So you're just saying, you're saying this woman has all social media. She's got all the social media. Where did she find the time? Incredible.

On Instagram, she approached Simon Levive and said that she worked for the parent company Meta, the parent company of Facebook and Instagram, Meta. And she said that she could get him and his new girlfriend verified on- A blue text. Yeah, the blue text. Oh, you're right. And have all of the scam accounts deleted.

And he was like, oh my god, I need this. Such a bad name. If I get verified this will be good. And then she said that's fine. This is how much it costs. Transfer it to me. It was close to nearly 10,000 New Zealand dollars that he transferred

to this PayPal to get verified. And then Simon Levy's manager was like, what is this $10,000 payment? And he was like, oh, it's to Meta to get verified for me and my girlfriend. And he was like, seems off.

Reached out to Meta and was like, hey, we've had this, can we just get that verified in itself? And they were like, we don't've had this. Can I just get that verified in itself? And they were like, we don't charge for verifications. No. Anyone that says that we do is trying to scam you. The swindler was swindled. The swindler be swindled.

So then he went back and the woman who had swindled him, gone. Accounts closed. Everything's disappeared. What a moron. She has walked away with $10,000 of his money. The swindler swindled. What an absolute moron. A moron. The dude's obviously a moron, but he swindled like

hundreds of thousands of dollars from women. Because I haven't seen the actual doco. A doco or movie? Doco. Doco. It's a movie. But how much does he swindle people for? It's a couple of hundred grand, I believe, but I think after that, all the stories came out being like, he swindled me, he swindle people for? It's a couple of hundred grand, I believe. But I think after that, all the stories came out being like, he swindled me, he swindled me.

So there's a lot. So there's more. Right. But he did it through lying that he was in danger. He ran a diamond company and all this kind of stuff. She was just like, do you want to be verified? Yep, that's $10,000. Wow.

There you go. Really kind of appealing to the ego there too. Really is. Yeah. All right. We've got Friday Jams up next and it's boy bands. Yeah, there's a boy band streak in there.

So if you liked Five earlier today, you're going to love this.