ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 5th October 2022

Episode Date: October 4, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Download, scan and play the Monopoly game at Mac is to be in to win. You guys will remember recently I told you about my... Your incident with the... My incident.

Yes. What you thought was a cube of cheese. Yeah, cheese platter. That was the term that was escaping me. Right. I thought it was a cube of cheese. Yeah, cheese platter. That was the term that was escaping me. I thought it was a cube of cheese. I put it on some salami and then it was butter. And somebody knew about this and didn't tell me. That could have stopped me eating the butter cube.

I wouldn't stop you either, though. It's funny. Yeah, I don't know if I'd stop anyone. I mean, who are we to say in 2022 that you don't just like eating a cube of butter? I wouldn't want to be cancelled for telling one man how to eat. How to eat, yeah. Well, I have been inundated with, and thank you for all of the messages, so many people messaging me about the new trend.

I know. And this has, I think TikTok is kind of to blame for this, butter boards. I've seen these everywhere. So they're like a cheaper charcuterie board, although the price of butter is not cheap, like a big thing of butter. Quite a bit of butter is quite dairy. It's quite dairy.

Yeah, right. Dairy. Dairy. Quite deer, I think you're saying deer. Deer. Yeah. Like expensive. Yeah, butter is expensive.

Yeah, we said that, yeah. So the idea is it's like a charcuterie board. You get a big board or a marble slab or whatever you have your board. A block. A block. Of? Butter. No, like a wooden block.

And you smear it with softened butter. To the margarines of the board? Sure. There's a small margarine of error. Don't do this with margarine. Don't bring margarine into this. Yuck. Nobody's making a margarine board. You can't bring margarine of error. Don't do this with margarine. Don't bring margarine into this. Yuck. Nobody's making a margarine board.

You can't bring margarine to a butter fight. And then on top of that, you add all kinds of things. You drizzle honey. You could grate some lemon zest. You could scatter some edible flowers, some chilli flakes. I've seen this with like sun-dried tomatoes. Yeah, flaky salt, olives, and cheese as well. Is it worse than a charcuterie board or is it butter?

Stop it. We will both hit you soon. Dad, stop it. We will both hit you soon. Because then you get like knobs of bread, right? And you sweep up the flavor butter. And then you get a nice, like, make your own focaccia. Oh, you're really starting to churn me on.

Focaccia. Stop it. But apparently this is the new thing now. I'd still rather have a charcuterie board. Yeah. He's trying to censor another pun. He's not engaged in the conversation because all he's doing is trying to think of some stupid butter puns. Hey, hey, hey.

Don't try to butter me up. I'm all ears. Now, is this for people who like Going out Sort of your social Butterflies Oh that got me actually You like that one Do you

Yeah Can I bring Sade When you do one I'll bring my butter half Oh my god You can probably see What the next one's Going to be

Because you You bred my mind Please Please listen to the podcast It's going to be because you bred my mind. Please listen to the podcast. It's not as bad as this intro. We had a really fun show today. Yeah. You better believe me.

OMG, Guy. OMG, let me go again on that one. No, you've ruined it. You've ruined it. That was good. Thank you for clarifying. I tell you what, this podcast is a lot of minute.

Ah! I'm on board. I'm back on board. Here she is. Here she is. He's a funny guy, this Vaughn Smith. Play ZM's

Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Hello, good morning. Welcome to the show. Fletch, Fawn and Hayley, happy Wednesday. Happy Wednesday. You're wearing your Wiggles t-shirt. I am. Wiggly Wednesday.

Wiggly Wednesday. We washed all our clothes. We haven't done any washing for so long. Me and Aaron were running out. I was going to say, like, is this a new idea for you? No, it's a Reno thing. We don't have our things hooked up. So we went out your way and we went to the laundromat.

It was fun. I bloody love using a proper laundromat. Because the dryers are massive, aren't they? The big dryers. Yeah. Hoonie machines, too. They're like, wash, wash, wash, wash. Yeah, they don't mess around.

No. Do they? No. So, yeah, you prepare for some clean clothes on Sproul. Right. Boy, I can't wait you call me. I mean the smell from this area is certainly better. So much better. Yeah, which is nice.

I showered this morning as well. I don't usually shower in the morning. It's good really treating us. You get in there, you start brushing your teeth and you just shake your eyes and you get a couple more minutes. Yeah, that's what I was doing. I was like... And that's why you were late this morning.

Yeah, I was late this morning. Yeah, you were born late. She wasn't born late. She was well set up for the time I got here. I was here 20 minutes before born. Like we all are, at least. Coming up on the show, special guest joining us in studio.

I beat Tony straight to work this morning. I won't have Oh yeah Yeah she always Cruises in though Yeah she's Wow She's a 5'2

She's been out Since the early hours Doing street crime Oh yeah she does A lot of ram raids To Tony Street And her Kia Sportage I wondered why

Half a Michael Hill Jewelers sign Was on the bottom Of the car People think she's so sweet She's not She's a monster Yeah I wondered why half of Michael Hill jeweller's sign was on the bottom of the car people think she's so sweet she's not she's a monster yeah

coming up on the show special guest Nadia Lim and I reckon it's going to be snowing at Nadia's place because look at this just received

a photo from show mum Gillian snowing in Geraldine oh wow okay and yeah what is it two degrees in Queensland at the moment Show Mum, Gillian, Snowing and Geraldine. Oh, wow. Okay. And yeah, what is it?

Two degrees in Queenstown at the moment. It's got to go with Patagonia. Big fat flakes too. Yeah, but all they are too. Plumpies.

Take care on the roads this morning. Carlos Bagri and Nadia Lim. They've got a brand new TV show. I'm so excited about this. They're living your dream life.

I follow their farm. Roseburn. No. Craigieburn. Royalburn. Craigieburn. Craigieburn Estates is a vineyard, isn't it? Craigie Range.

Craigie Range is a great wine. Oh, bloody good wine. Royalburn. I follow Royalburn on Instagram. Remember with the farm? They took it over and it was like an old mate's old sheep and beef farm and they were going to, you know. It's so cool to see people doing that sort of experimental stuff.

So, and they're filming it all for a brand new show, which starts tonight. So we're going to chat to them soon. I bet they've got a little tractor and a big tractor. Oh, they'd have all the tractors. Don't spend too long talking to them about tractors. They're here to promote a show that embarrasses us. Coal range renovation, because she found a coal range. We've got to talk tractors, big and small.

We've got to talk chickens, how many? I'm really excited to have them in. Oh, my God. Her garden. Should we pop off and get a coffee? Yeah, let's give Vaughan one question. Nadia's covered garden is to be beheld. Yeah.

Oh, my God, it's beautiful. Well, they're in soon, around 6.30. The top six on the way. There's been a hack. Yeah. Oh, my God. All right. Well, they're in soon, around 6.30. The top six on the way. There's been a hack. Yeah. 85,000 New Zealanders' medical details have been apparently accessed in a hack of... A database, like a medical database. Yeah, a database, like a shared database of like a big sort of...

That all the GPs use. Yeah. Yeah. Mostly affecting the central North Island. But I've got the top six things the hackers know about your body now. All right. It's coming up. Next though.

I have the regions that have the worst younger drivers. AMI Insurance have released some data telling us about who's making claims, motor claims, accidents. They're the ones that did that app, you know, and they were like, have this app on when you're driving. Was that AMI?

And it'll show us how good you are at driving. Oh, yeah, there was a thing. Wait, that's just a big narc device. Yeah, basically. Yeah, I remember that. I forget which insurance company it was. I don't know. It was very cheeky.

Well, they found that drivers under the age of 25 are just over a quarter more likely to have an accident when compared to all other drivers. Well, that's why their insurance is, you know, when you're under 25, it's more expensive. When I was under 25, I didn't have any insurance. What? Are you kidding? Not even third party?

I don't know. But luckily I only hit someone once and I, it was like, I was pulling out of my driveway and I went and I left a note and I paid for it. And by I, I mean my father. I can't believe your parents didn't make you get insurance.

Yeah, I know. I mean, I had a $500 1992 Mitsubishi Mirage. It was falling apart. It doesn't matter about that. I know. So your parents didn't love you because they wouldn't have let you drive that around. Yeah, I know.

That's a death trap. What will my daughters be driving? You saw what Joe Biden took to the Queen's funeral? That. A tank. Yeah. They're going to to the Queen's funeral? That. A tank. They're going to be driving around a 1982 Ford Falcon. Every young person's right.

A tank. To drive an absolute crud car. What about a tank? $500 car. My parents were the same. They let me drive a 1986 Toyota Starlet around. Mine didn't even lock. It kept turning off. The ignition was too loose, so the key would just fall out.

Yeah, and you could start it with anything. Yep. It would just stop in the middle of the motorway. Yeah. Anyway, I am insured now, so come at me. If you see me driving, come at me, because I can afford it. So they also worked out the regions

that have the worst youngest drivers. Okay. Northland takes out the top position. War and Fitnesses are optional up there, aren't they? I think north of Whangarei, it's purely optional. Yeah, because there's like one police car per region.

That'd include Dargaville. Include Dargaville. Dargaville's always full of the hoons, as my pop used to call them. No, no, no, disrespect to Dargaville. It's very dear of the hoons, as my pop used to call them. No disrespect to Dave, I'm very dear to my heart. They're all jacked up on kumaras up there, aren't they? Yeah, they are. They're all high on kumara.

It's a good carbohydrate, that. Good sweet potato. Good sustaining energy. Yeah, it is. It's better than a potato. Much better than a potato. Much better. Yeah, I mean.

Had some really good kumara fries the other day. You can fry them. No, I mean. Had some really good kumara fries the other day. Kumara, you can fry. No, they're not as good as potatoes. Fries, they're not as good as a potato. They don't go, they don't hold the shape. I love kumara, don't get me wrong. No, no, no. They're soggy.

No, they were a big fat one. And they were a little bit soggy and I like that. Yeah, I like a soggy chip. I like a crisp. And they go better with an aioli. Yeah, they do. I mean, sure, I'm not saying ever give up the potato chip. I don't, no.

Don't go past the kumita chip. No, if they're on the menu, I'd go for. Yeah. And it's also just, yeah, lower GI. What other regions are terrible? At the top, 25% of claims, Northland. East Coast. Okay.

Lake Gizzy. Did you just have to work out? Gizzy. Yeah. I never remember my east to my west. East Coast, Waikato at 21%, just under that. Then the Bay of Plenty, 21. Hawke's Bay, 21.

That's a tie there. Taranaki, Manawatu, Marlborough, Auckland's right bang in the middle. I would have thought Auckland would have been up there, just with more people. Wellington's pretty low down the list. You don't claim insurance when you ram raid a shop. No. It's pretty hard to get the insurance there.

Yeah. Yeah, Wellington's, but then everybody just catches a train in the bus. Winded up in Wellington, yeah, I suppose so. And down the bottom end of it is Nelson. Because there's no young people. Because everybody leaves when they're 17. Exactly. That's crazy. Because everybody leaves when they're 17. Exactly.

That's probably it. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly. That silly little pole. Silly little pole.

Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole.. Silly Little Polls. Silly Little Polls. Silly Little Polls. Today's Silly Little Poll. Voice memos. Now, this isn't voicemails. Don't be so bloody stupid. This is voice memos.

This is where you're like, I don't know, walking maybe somewhere? Yeah. Or you're busy. You don't have time to be like back and forth writing a massive message. Or you've got big juicy goss and you want to be like... Yeah, it's too hard to type. Oh my God, okay.

Just listen to this. I'm just going to press record and unleash. So I've got some friends that are really big on this and we'll just have big voice memo conversations. I mean, ring them.

Or is it in a group? This is what Aaron said. One on one, call them. But this is best for a group. If you're doing something, you can do your thing and then listen and reply and then go about. So it is a little. Bit of breathing room. Yeah, it's a bit better than a call.

Right. You've got AirPods. You always talk about your AirPods. You could just pop those in and have a phone call. I could. I could. But then you've got to fill in the middle bits. Yeah.

You know, like, how are you? You've just got to go info to info to info to info. I love them. Well, people don't. 29% of people love them. 71% said hate it. Just type, please. Really?

Yeah, but are people familiar with this? Is everybody using these? I don't know. It's a game changer. It is. But sometimes what you do is you open it up and you see one, and it's one minute 30, and you're like, not now. I don't have time for that.

I don't have time for. All yours are like at least one minute 30. I can crank my crank. Well, the last 45 seconds is just colouring. You send a series of 30 second ones. Yeah. And then you'll go off on a big tangent. It's very much like the radio show.

Yeah. You'll go down some other rabbit holes. Yeah. I love that. I think they're so good, especially when you're driving. It's very hard to be driving and texting. Oh, you can doot. Yeah, you can just pop it on hands-free in your little cradle and just dictate.

Yeah. And boom. See, I love that. I love that. Well, no, people don't. 29% love them. 71% hate them. Some feedback.

Dan says, I mean, I'm a 30-year-old who prefers to call, so a voice message is a halfway. You haven't seen a lot of people don't like calls. I mean, I love a call with the right person, but when my phone rings, my anxiety is like, good morning. Yeah. Hello, anxiety speaking. Hello, prison, I assume.

You kind of get me for something I did when I was eight. I reckon it's a hangover from being a student and constantly being hounded for like bills or ACC or, you know. And so anytime the phone would ring, I'd be like, I don't have the money. I don't have your money, man. Alexandra says, one-off voice messages are fine, but voice messages going back and forth are so annoying.

Just call. Okay. Asti says, so much faster, but only with certain people, and they usually check if they can listen to a voice message before sending. Oh, yeah. That's important because if they have it on speaker and they crank it up loud and they're around people that maybe you're talking about. Yeah.

Willies. Willies. Willies. Big topic of conversation with voice memos. Shana says, it's grateful when you're driving. My best friend lives in Canada and I give her daily updates on the way to work when I talk. This is what can't wait at the social media desk.

Her group of friends, each of them will send a two to three minute update of their day at the end of the day. I'm not interested. Nobody cares about that. Unless something crazy happened. Yeah. Only update if something great's happened. Do you have it as well, like when you're playing them, if you've got your phone

in portrait, it's fine, but the minute your phone changes angle, it stops playing them? Oh, I don't know. I haven't noticed that. I don't know. Facebook's just useless. Yeah, the minute it changes any sort of orientation, it's like, uh, pause. Winter says, if I wanted to hear your voice, I'd call you. Amy says,

depends on the person. Me and my bestie who lives in New York City use voice members all the time. It's much easier when you're on the go. Other people, no, please stick to typing. Amy says, Yeah. She says, Cut to the chase.. However you wish to talk to her. And Candy says, actually love sending them but don't always love

receiving them if I'm not in the space where I can easily listen. That's the thing, eh? You can send them when you're ready but when you receive it it might not be

the same situation. If you're in a group you can quickly check a message, read it and no one has to know. Bingo. Whereas a voice memo it's for the room to hear.

Yeah, because you've got to listen to the speaker. That's the rule. So there you go. All right, joining us next, Nadia Lim and her husband, Carlos, have a brand new reality TV show about their farm. Yeah, Nadia's farm. So I guess his name's on the property title. It's not a farm let, though, is it?

No, it's a big, big ass. I think it's a station even. That's how big it is. Bourne gets pretty farm let though, is it? No, it's a big big ass. I think it's a station even. That's how big it is. Bourne gets pretty jealous. Oh, so jealous. It's in such a beautiful spot down there in Queensland. I can't wait to talk Nadia's farm next. We're joining the studio. We've just been chatting. We've been shooting shit

about farming. Yeah. On a much, much smaller scale than that. Nadia Lim and Carlos Bagri from Royal Burn. Hello. Morning. Hey, guys. Good morning. You're from Royal Burn.

That's your station down there by Queenstown. And now we're getting a TV series exploring it. Yeah. It kind of follows our journey into farming. So did either of you have a background in farming? Yeah. So I grew up on a farm down in Southland. Oh, it kind of follows our journey into farming. So did either of you have a background in farming? Yeah, so I grew up on a farm down in Southland. But I'd taken a little hiatus out of farming to go to

university and do all the stuff in Auckland. So what does the series explore? Well, I guess a generation ago, most Kiwis would have had some direct connection to a farm, you know, like through your uncle or auntie or grandparents. But these days, that would be more rare than it is common.

So I think a lot of Kiwis actually haven't even set foot on a proper working farm before. And therefore, there's more and more so a bit of a disconnect with how we produce our food and how your food gets to your plate. And I'm talking about food being grown on scale, you know, not just like in a little hobby garden or something. And so we kind of, that was purely. Thank you for not looking at me when you said hobby garden. She looked away from me.

You're way more than that. You're way more than that, Vaughn. Vaughn's got a hobby farm. Yeah, it's cute. It's cute, is it? It's got the best looking livestock. Oh, thank you. They're very cute. Really cute. So I guess

we just thought, you know, this is an opportunity to open up our farm so that people can actually see what really goes on. Because I mean, I've always been so passionate about people being really connected to their food and actually understanding how it gets to their plate. What was something that surprised you

the most when you started this journey? Like something that freaked you out, you weren't ready for, maybe it was a bit grosser than you expected. A hot compost. What's a hot compost? Like a vegetable compost. Is it a side of farming we don't know about?

No, it's a hot compost. It's like a compost heap that gets up to a really high temperature because you've got higher levels of nitrogenous material in it without getting too technical. So it gets up to, even in winter, like I went and tested it in winter with a thermometer

and it was above 45 degrees Celsius so still steaming. In summertime it's like 65 degrees Celsius so it breaks down whole bodies. So if anything dies... Okay, Nadia just admitted to murder! She's a murderer! She just admitted to murder!

Watch your back, Carlos. You hear what I'm saying? Here come the cops. And that is in one of the episodes. And actually, I think I do say, so if anyone needs to get rid of a body, just take note. Take it down to Nadia and Carlos' farm.

But it's quite amazing. It's like, we just didn't want any waste on the farm because, of course, you do get some dead livestock from natural causes and all sorts, right? And instead of dumping them, you know, just dumping them in the dead hole or the offal pits, we wanted to use that as a resource. So we hot compost it down

and then that becomes great material for planting trees. Wow. It's amazing. It works really, really well. How big an animal can go in a hot compost? Whole ewes. Really? Whole sheep?

So when I first experimented with it last year and I didn't know how it was going to go, I was doing it with this guy, Michael Sly, who's like a compost enthusiast and we dragged in a couple of... Is that on his business card? It should be. We dragged in a couple of... Is that on his business card? It should be. We dragged in a couple of dead sheep

and we were like, oh, I wonder how this will go. And within two weeks, all gone, we went back, all I found was the skulls, the vertebrae and the femur. Like fur and all?

Everything. The wool's gone? Yep, the wool's gone. CSI would have a hard time with that. Mounds, wouldn't they? Yeah. You see little strands of it, but everything's gone. Wow.

In two weeks? Yeah. That was in summer. Yeah, it's incredible. Wow. Anyway, do you want to change the topic? No, I love this. This is what I love.

This is the best chat we've had on the radio for ages. Yeah. Run us through the numbers then. How many chickens? 3,500 chickens. 4,000 ewes Four acre market garden We do about one and a half to two tonnes of honey

And about 700 tonnes of barley and wheat Oh wow And peas and sunflowers Your sunflower's very picturesque Yeah It's sort of opening a little spot And people can pay to have that Yes

No we just People just went and People just went and did it Oh actually we planted Like a particular paddock That's right on the corner On No, we just, people just went and did it. People just went and did it. Oh, actually, we planted, like, a particular paddock that's right on the corner on the highway there. Yeah. And people just loved it, right?

So that's cool. They want to take their photo. But then they sort of crest over, oh, we'll just jump over the fence and take a photo. You're like, oh, that's it. They're not actually hurting anybody. But then they stepped to a whole other level again where they're like,

we're going to take our clothes off in the sunflowers. And have a naked photo shoot. And take a photo. What? So what they're doing is they're coming down our driveway because of course that's not visible

from the rest of the road and then they're climbing off our driveway and into the sunflower field. Nudies. Nudes. Complete stalkers. Like the counter girls.

Yep. Some complete stalkers. Wow. And the guys on the farm. We're just going to go out for a lunch break now. Driving down the driveway. There's a camper van.

Lads, German. Very German looking. Lunch break. Lunch break. Call lunch. Call lunch. But I promise you there was full starkers.

It is all go. Rad. So what's the show called and where can people see it? Well, it's called Nadia's Farm. And it's on three. That's right. TV3, 8.40 on Wednesday.

It starts and then 7.30 thereafter. Awesome. Very exciting. Thanks for coming in, guys. Yeah, thank you. Appreciate it. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Well, it's time for a brand new segment called Versus.

Yeah, yesterday sort of it was said that it's cheaper to get to Hawaii from Auckland than it is to get to Timaru. Well, this kind of opened the door because it brought everybody out of the woodwork talking about their expensive airfare buying experiences in New Zealand. Somebody talking about a Gizmon flight last minute that was like nearly $800 one way. One way! Jeepers! So airfares domestically have gone up 20% in the last month. Everything's gone up 20% in the last month.

I know, I know. Name me something that hasn't. And so obviously the news jumped on this. A lot of flights to tropical islands, couple of hundred bucks. Yeah. And yeah, the flights to Timaru, insanely expensive. More than, yeah, a one-way airfare to Hawaii on Hawaiian Airlines.

Well, I think it's unfair that Timaru was just dragged into this. As a sort of a... Yeah. Because it's been used as a negative contrast, isn't it? It's been used as you could go to Hawaii or Timaru, and I would like to fight for Timaru today. I'll happily take Hawaii.

Did you hear that, Timaru? Yeah, so I'll be the debate moderator. It's not a debate, I was just thinking we just throw points. Right, okay. Point for point. We go back and forth. Where's my bell? Yeah, if you could ding a bell on an accepted point. Alright.

I've never been to Hawaii, but I don't think it's hard for me to fight for Hawaii over Timaru. I have been to Timaru. No disrespect.

It's no Hawaii, is it? But it doesn't have the annual visitor numbers that Hawaii of the South does. Why would you say that?

I don't think we call it Hawaii of the South. I think we call it Hawaii of the South. I'd call Stewart Island the Hawaii of the South. I think we'd call it Hawaii of the South. I'd call it Stewart Island the Hawaii of the South before I called anything else that. Okay.

All right. Okay, I'll go first. Vaughan Start. The beautiful local bluestone construction. I do love bluestone buildings. They're really lovely. Oh, Amaru, though. That's more of you.

That's steampunky and stuff, but Timaru's got its volcanic rock. I, all right, I'll give you that. I'm going to start off by saying Jason Momoa from Hawaii. And you're also 1% Hawaiian too, aren't you? And I am 1% Hawaiian, so I speak on behalf of all Hawaiians. If you're saying Jason Momoa, I will raise you Jason Momoa of Timaru, Josh Thompson. No, come on.

I'm going to tell him that. He's a good friend of mine. New Zealandaru, Josh Thompson. No, come on. I'm going to tell him that. He's a good friend of mine. He's a good friend of mine. New Zealand comedian. Josh Thompson. All right, I'll give you that one. Yeah, sure. Hawaii's got crystal clear beaches where you might bump into Jason Mamoa.

I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Well, I'll give you Patiti Point near Timaru. It's got the great left-hand reef break, so it's got the surf. Show me something that Hawaii's got that Timaru. It's got the great left-hand reef break, so it's got the surf. Show me something that Hawaii's got that Timaru doesn't have. I don't know if I'm going to ding that. No, come on.

You're going to say that the Timaru surf is better than Hawaii. It operates very consistently in any swell from the east or south. Consistently. You know, sometimes people go up to those big wave beaches on the North Shore of Hawaii

and there's nothing happening. Yeah. Okay, fair call. Get the photo there. All right, I'll give you that. Hawaii's got a lot of volcanoes and they're hot, just like Jason Momoa. He's hot.

Yeah. If you want volcanoes, Timaru is the place to go because up the road there is an extinct volcano, so not a dangerous one. That's got to be a better version of a volcano, right? I love a spewing out. It's called Mount Horrible. Why would you want to go to a place called Mount Horrible?

It's called Mount Horrible. It's an extinct volcano. They've got to work on their tourism. Some of the other names. What about Washdyke? What about Washdyke? That's a funny name too. So there's two active volcanoes in Hawaii.

Sounds dangerous. Called Kailawa and Mauna Loa. And then when you go there, you can see the big red hot gushing lava. I think that's what happens when you get with Jason Momoa. Red hot gushing lava. Tell you what, you're not wrong. Jesus. Not with meaning the name of that second volcano.

Oh, yeah. Okay, that was his retaliation. You can swim with the mantas in Hawaii, and they're huge, like Jason Momoa. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll give you that. Well, in Caroline Bay, you can swim with your kids,

and they don't have to wear clothes. You don't have to wear clothes in Hawaii, and hopefully neither is Jason Momoa. She seems very dependent on Jason Momoa. Okay, if we're talking sexy locals, if we're talking sexy locals, the Leishmans. Oh, yeah. Mark and Phil.

Legendary brother combo. May I introduce you to the concept of the humble poke bowl? Raw fish. Oh, yeah. Fresh fruit. All the rage at the moment. Crunch, crisp, fresh, protein, health. May I introduce you to pies?

May I introduce you to... What do they do? The Den Heath? Is that the Den Heath? Why? I'm saving that. That's my knockout blow. That's my knockout blow.

Yeah, she's never going to get past that one. She's never going to get past it. It's my ultimate. It's my fatality. Finish her. Finish her. Finish her. But what about the humble coconut? Dan Heath's desserts.

What about the coconut? The humble coconut? Yeah, coconut's got to be sprinkled on top. Yeah, but if you were deserted on an island and you drank a coconut, you would survive. I would rather have a slab of Dan Heath custard squares if I was on a moderator at this stage. Well, you've really, a knockout blow there. I think Timaru takes it out. Far out.

Timaru takes it out. I'm sorry, Jason. I'm sorry I fought so hard for our... He's going to get a restraining order against you. Our home. I just want to remind you I'm 1% Hawaiian.

Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. From the bustling ZM think tank, this is the top six. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hello. How are you?

Good. Pinnacle Health has been hacked, hacked. And they've got some details. Now, they've said that no major details are in there. Yeah. But it's annoying stuff. It's like your full name, your date of birth, your NHI number, the sort of details that could be used to pinch your identity.

I like that they've at least come out and said this has happened because how many, like I got that notification about my password saying, you know, X amount of your passwords have been in a breach. And I'm like, none of these businesses have emailed me to say, oh, we've been hacked or we've been compromised. Yeah. They just kind of like hope you'll forget about it or not know about it. I just don't.

I don't want to know. I'll live in Ingram Bluff. I don't have a huge amount to be hacked, I reckon. Also, I don't sound like exotic. There's nothing about this guy, Vaughughn Smith that you'd want to have So apparently it's just top line data. Yeah. And it didn't appear to impact patient records. Yeah. Impact patient records. Yeah, but I reckon that's bullshit.

Here's the top six things the hackers know about you from your medical records. Number six, the time you thought you had a new mole, a cancerous one, but it was just a little bit of chocolate you dropped on yourself and had it washed off. And you had to pay the fee to see the doctor for him to scrape the little chocolate bit off you. To flick it off and then use a little wet wipe to wipe the stain of the chocolate. I'd ask for some cheap

panties while I was there. Yes. Just to make it worth it. Make most of it. Panadol he means. When you say panties, it always sounds like you're saying panties. I'd ask the doctor To say cheek panties Yes it does Panties Got some of those

Post birth panties Can I get some Prescription panties Or some subsidised panties Can I get some Government panties Panty dolls That the post birth undies

They give you Are so comfy So I wonder if you Could get some of those While you're there What just even if You haven't had a baby Yeah yeah yeah

Because they're huge You could do one Of your famous Little wheeze in it My little Yeah My strategic wheeze in it. My little... My strategic wheeze. A little strat whee and it wouldn't show through.

Sometimes you're busting and you can't find a tool, you have to let out a little strat whee. That is not a thing! It is. Now I'm not as busted. That is not a thing! It's definitely a thing! It's not enough that you wet your pants. Oh my god! You get a little, my God. You've got to do a little Strat Wee.

I've been around where Hayley's told a few different people about Strat Wees and everybody has that reaction, but she's just doubling down on how it's a good thing to do. Stop trying to normalise strategic Wees. Guys can't do that. I know you because once you're spot, you can't stop. We don't have the kegels. We're like a Pringle tube.

We don't have the kegels. You need to work on your kegels. Hun. Hun. Yeah. Hun. That is not a normal thing. Ladies, give yourself a straight wee.

Next time you're busting. You've got to plan it, though, because if you're wearing light pants, it could shock. I mean, you know. You've got to do your own research. No, just in the right pants. In the right pants at the right time. So grim. Is there anyone that you've told

been okay with this? Yes, absolutely. Not that I've witnessed, but I'm sure there have been. Oh, yeah, right. Something for all sorts out there. I hang out with some ferals. Number five on the list

of the top six things the hackers know about you from medical records. How you claimed you only have one standard drink a night. No one believes you. It's best not to lie to your doctor, Vaughn.

I'm just going to lie between patient and medical professional. I would not dare say my number. So what are we saying? Ten a week? Sure.

Sure. Sure. 10 what? Bottle. Huh? What are we saying as we serve now? Yeah. Since Costco's been in town, these bloody portion controls

going out the bloody window. Number four on the list of the top six things the hackers know about you from your medical records. About that time you slipped in the shower and fell on a courgette. You know, you were just harmlessly having

a shower. That does happen, okay? Who the heck put this courgette in here? Whoa! Just exactly right. Always use a safety strip. Always. But not on a courgette. Don't put a courgette. No.

Especially if you've got the kegel power of Sproul over here, it'll come out bloody zoodle, won't it? I mean, it's a complimentary assumption, but, you know, if you can start and stop a strat wee on this. Oh, yeah. I'll be cutting shapes. I'm sure he's going to clamp down there. I'm going to a vice grips.

Number three on the list of the top six things the hackers know about you from your medical records. That time you thought you had hemorrhoids, but you just weren't wiping properly. Oh, yuck. You're gross. You're gross. You filthy...

Yuck. Filthy beggar. Number two on the list of the top six things the hackers know about you from your medical records. That time you took drugs and thought you were going to die. But it turns out you were just extremely lightweight. Yeah. But you called

the doctor because you were freaking out. And number one on the list of the top six things the hackers know about you from your medical records and perhaps the most horrendous thing. Okay. Your actual weight. Yeah. 70. 70.

80. Whatever my BMI is. What was it last time? Yeah, it's still that. Yeah, that's about me. Yeah, that's it. I'm wearing heavy shoes. Yeah, I'm wearing steel caps.

Should I take... And steel cap pants. And a chastity belt. I want to get down to my undies. Can I get down to my undies? I've got to take off. Can I go and take a poo? Can I take a poo and can we do this first thing in the morning?

Yeah. Before I've drunk any of that nasty water that I just can't seem to shake. It's definitely a lot of water weight, isn't it? Oh, it's so much water. I'm trying to drink water. I'm trying to flush. I had about 10 litres before. Yeah, I'm trying to flush.

I'm trying to flush. That is today's top six. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan Ailey. Play ZM. Well, don't shoot the messenger, but according to this survey, the average person admits that they've made four wrong major decisions in life. And I guess that is so far. You know what I mean? Four major... I saw this yesterday and I couldn't really think of anything huge I must be nice yeah

oh god perfect well I'm not saying I'm perfect pretty bloody close but no I'm not saying I'm perfect but I can't think of any anything that wasn't a learning curve no that's a good way of looking at it isn't it yeah wow mistake is a lesson learned. No regrets. Never made a choice to drink, drive or anything like that. So I can't say I've got that sort of look back. I don't know. I can't think of any decisions made that were... Well, cross now to an anxiety-ridden, that expression on your face.

Someone got woken up by 2am with an anxiety attack this week, didn't they? The guilt, the guilt. No, I'm trying to think about big major things, because the things that they looked at, like purchasing a house, was it the right house, did it turn out to be a good investment? Oh, it is. A career change, a city change, a relationship, time that they've spent or lost with friends and family.

Like all those kind of big life things. It's life though, it's life though, isn't it? It would only be if you were unhappy with where you were that you would look for the decision that led you there. Yeah, that's true. Like, you know, if you moved city for someone and then it didn't work out. You'd say that was a bad. Could you move back?

Yeah, and what else did you get in their place? Yeah, you learn, don't you? All these things are learning. A little life experience. Hey, life isn't the destination, guys. It's the journey on the way there. Life is a highway. I'm going to ride it.

All night long. Yeah, I genuinely, if I think about it, I don't think I've made wrong decisions. I've made some stupid decisions as like a young person been in precarious situations that Patsy Sproul would hate to know. But I'm alive and nothing came of them. So I got away with a lot of bad decision making. Yeah, right.

You know? Is that kind of a little bit of a recognising of one's own privilege? That one can make mistakes and they won't haunt you for the rest of your life? Whereas some people would be in a situation where the same silly mistake could have been, the same silly choice could have led to an entirely different life. Yeah, a completely different path. Sliding doors. Yeah.

This is very deep, isn't it, for a Wednesday morning. Do you want life as a highway in the background? I've got it. I feel like it's absolutely like... I think it's peep it up. You know, sometimes I do wish

I never came home from Barcelona. Oh! You know? Barcelona. I believe I belong on Las Ramblas. Aha! At the Basilica Sagrada Familia. Sagrada Familia, but that one.

Having a sangria by the sunshine. Yeah. It's one of my life regrets. You didn't leave Barcelona as a young child or anything. No, I was there for four days. You grew up in Espoo. Four days as a 19-year-old. Yeah. Yeah, I regret not buying a house somewhere on the rise.

You think about your 20s, but then that's lived experience. How often do you recall a time in your 20s when maybe you could have been saving for that house? But then you wouldn't have, like, the cool memories of stuff to do. Here's one. Here's one major life decision that I regret. What?

My eyebrows. In the early 2000s. But it's way too thin. But it makes you appreciate your eyebrows now, and it was the thing to do at the time. No, no, no, no, no. It took years to get them back. Had I just left them... You'd have even better brows now.

You'd have bushier brows. You can look back and be like, man, my eyebrows are so much better now. And so it's got that contrast. So that's not a bad thing. You can get a brow transplant. Like, just... You get your pubes in there, do you?

The same consistency, I guess. Yeah, just keep them short and twit and none will know. Got any curly brows? Clay, Zed-Ems, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. I have a wild question to ask this morning. Give it to me, crazy boy. An unusual one. Crazy boy.

If you could wear an invisibility cloak, if it was a real thing, and you could use one for the day, what would you do with it? I would try to find that chamber of secrets. Would you? I would try to find the chamber of secrets in the mirror that shows me what I want. La-di-da. I'll stop Voldemort yet.

So that's what you're doing. Okay, but what would you do in, like, everyday life? So you can't go back in time? You can't go back in time. What's that invisibility cloak? It's not a time-travelling cloak. Yeah, I just wanted to clarify. Join us next.

What would you do to go back in time? Really? So scientists are working, and they're coming close to an invisibility cloak, asterisk. I got very excited when I started reading this story. This invisibility cloak, they reckon, is 10 years away. That's all right. 10 years goes to bloody no women. That's all right. 10 years goes to letting nobody know.

That's all right. I'll still be in my 30s. It will be a thermal jacket. And what it will do is the only good thing I can see this for is... What are you talking about? A thermal jacket? ...is if you're hiding from the police Eagle helicopter. Oh!

So it is going to be able to cloak you with thermal invisibility. That's actually great if you're being hunted by a predator. Yes. And by an army. Can I get a matching tracksuit? Or you're a Navy SEAL. Yeah, because I don't want to... You'll still see the legs.

Yeah, because they'll have to invent the socks. Because imagine if your thermal ankles gave you away. And I get hot feet. You get hot feet. Hot feet. Balaclava. And then your eyes and your smile are going to be out. You're going to look like the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland.

So you'll be able to dodge thermal cameras, but obviously people will be able to see you wearing this jacket. I'd love if you're just walking in trying to shoplift or something like, invisibility, invisibility. Excuse me, ma'am. It's like the next step up from camo. Yeah, it is. So you'll be able to go undetected from authorities.

Or you could line your ceiling and grow hydroponics. We've got the we're in the place to go helicopter. Following suspect. Looks to be putting on some sort of jacket. Gone! Gone! Gone! Gone! Where's he gone? Gone! Gone! Gone! We lost him.

If I had an invisibility cloak, I would just go into people's houses and be a fly on the wall. Do you know what I mean? It's more like the domestic stuff That's interesting to me Than the crazy I am so nosy I'm always like

I wonder what that's like in there And so I'd just be like Invisibility cloak on And I'd wait for them to get home And then I'd open the door And I'd go skidap Oh yeah because you'd have to You couldn't break and enter

Oh you probably could Because no one would see you doing it No but you'd still have to break something could because no one would see you doing it. No, but you'd still have to break something. No, but the neighbours would see the door mysteriously open and close. Oh. They'd think it's just a possum. A wind.

It's a wind. Sharp wind. They'd lift their door and done. I've always wanted to be a fly on the wall in a single-sex steamy sauna, if you know what I mean. A gay sauna? Yeah. Why?

Because I'm so late. Yeah, look it up on the internet. Look it up on the internet. You just look it up on the internet. I don't have to look it up on the internet. You can look it up on the internet. You can look it up on the internet. A gay sauna, from people I've talked to have been. I mean, I've never Googled it, but I'm pretty sure it'll be online.

They're crazy. They're wild. And obviously I can't go. Wait, so you want to watch gay guys hook up? No, but not for like any sexual reason. So wait, you'd be in the corner in your invisibility cloak? Yeah. Just like, what is that transaction?

What is that for? Wow. What is this room here? Just as curiosity. Before the show, when I asked this question, I didn't get that answer. Probably would have filtered that. Carl Wayne at the social media desk. Hello. curiosity. Before the show when I asked this question, I didn't get that answer. Probably would have filtered that.

Carl Wayne at the social media desk. Hello. You have a great idea for the use of an invisibility cloak. Yeah, I just sneak on into my favourite lolly shop. Are you banned from it or something? No. I could just steal the lollies for free, couldn't I? But they could see the

lollies floating out of the jar. How fun. And then the lollies for free, couldn't I? But they could see the lollies floating out of the jar. How fun. And then the lollies just go, disappear behind the cloak. How fun, how cheeky. The specific one that I want to go to in Hawke's Bay is in a little cottage, so it would be like, oh, there's a ghost.

What's this lolly shop that you want to rip off? You might as well give them some promo if you're going to cost them thousands of dollars when you get the invisibility cloak. It's called the Summer Sweet Shop in Havelock North. Is it like the Remarkable Sweet Shop in Queenstown? Yeah, like jars and you put your hands in and take the lollies out yourselves.

Gloves. Oh, you wear gloves. So you would go when you're invisible and so you'd shoplift with your invisibility cloak. Amazing. Birdwood Sweet Shop? Yes. The Swedish spot.

Delicious. It's a bit of an unusual question this morning, but I want to ask the nation. 0800-DARLS-IT-M. So silly. Text it. 9696. It is silly.

If you had an invisibility cloak for 24 hours, what would you do with it? Where would you go? Oh, the things you would say. Would you join Hayley in a voyeuristic manner? Yeah, it would be more fun if someone came with me. We went, oh, my God. But wait, can you hear them talking?

You'd have to be quiet, right? I've never been in one. An invisibility. I wouldn't imagine there's a lot of talking. No, I'm saying the invisibility. Oh, yeah, no, there'd still be, the noise could get out. Okay, so you'd have to be quiet with your other invisible friend. Oh, my God.

Oh, God, look at that. No, yes,'d have to be quiet with your other invisible friend. Oh, my God. Oh, God, look at that. No, yes, you wouldn't be quiet. What the hell? All right, 0800-DARZEN-M, give us a call. You can text in 9- I know that guy. I know that guy. 9696, if you had 24 hours in an invisibility cloak,

what would you do with it? Play ZM's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley. We want to know, with the advent of a thermal invisibility cloak. So it doesn't make you invisible but it will make you invisible to like

infrared cameras to the police eagle helicopter. That's good. That's great if you're on the run. The amount of times I'm on the run

and I wished I had an invisibility cloak. But we want to know if there was actually like, you know, like a Harry Potter invisibility cloak and you could be invisible for 24 hours, what would you do? And I said I would attend a gay sauna. Few people would also like to attend.

How much room have you got under your coat? Someone said, Haley, I agree a gentleman's establishment would be very intriguing. I've always wondered what does go on there. Why aren't you Googling? Maybe don't Google it, but go to one of your favourites and search these keywords. If you're that interested.

For no other reason. You're not going to get flagged. It's not like seeing it with your own eyes. Right. Or maybe you just get this little taste of this little hors d'oeuvre and it's not for you. Or it kicks off your intrigue. Hayley was also saying with Hollywood heartthrob

Jason Momoa in town that you just go into his hotel room. I might just pop into the room. Room service, and I'm not knocking, then I slip past room service. And then I just look at him. Now that he's in the country, I really don't want him hearing me

that I'm going to potentially break into his hotel room just to look at him. Mr. Momoa, I'm not insane. I'm going to like potentially break into his hotel room just to look at him. Mr. Momoa, I'm not insane. I just think you're very pretty. Jared, what would you do

with a 24-hour invisibility cloak? Yeah, good morning. Straight to the banks, eh? Straight to the banks. But that's like what would you do when you got there, though?

But that's like how when going to the lolly store, they'll see the floating money. No, but the lollies are just in a jar. You undo the top and you take your lollies

and banks have got cash locked up tight. Yeah, it's way full of rich to go in first, you know? Follow them in. Oh, but the lollies are just in a jar. You undo the top and you take your lollies and banks have got cash locked up tight. Yeah, it's way full of rich to go in first, you know. Follow them in. Oh, yeah, okay. Deposit boxes or something. Something's got to be good in there.

Put it in an invisible Robin Hood situation. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, only steal from the people that are, you know, really rich. You'd have to be there for a while

because some people are there depositing a hundred bucks or whatever. But when it was a big thing, you'd go, you'd just follow them out. Open it up, just take it. Yeah, just, you'd go, you'd just follow him out the back. Yeah,

and they'd never know. It all adds up. Get the money under your cloak and boom. Jared, don't though, eh? Oh,

no, definitely not. This is a hypothetical situation with something that doesn't exist for him. The way he was like, ew, it's a safety security

bill, so I'm just going to go in there. It sounds like he was halfway through his plan and he wanted a couple of tips. Thanks,

Jared. Martin, what would you do with a 24-hour invisibility cloak? I'd go to one of those magician shows and absolutely just mess with him. Like when he pulls a rabbit out of his hat, you just throw the cloak in front of the rabbit. And he's standing there going, yeah, yeah, everyone's looking at him going. What?

Your number one thing would be to mess with a magician. To sabotage a magician's set. I've only got a day for it. What happened, Martin? Walk us through what happened to you as to mess with a magician. To sabotage a magician's set. What happened, Martin? Walk us through what happened to you as a child. Did the magician hurt you? Did he not pick you to be his assistant? Yeah, yeah.

That's okay, mate. He made my sister disappear, but she came back. So I was just totally disappointed. Yeah, that'd be why. You wanted the one-way trip. Martin thinks he calls the messages in. So many people messaged in, they just want to know what people say about them.

Yeah. No, you don't want to know. Because there's no going back. Like, they go into the staff room because they said every time they walk in there for smoker, everybody kind of quietens down a little bit. So they want to know what they were talking about before they got there.

But then also, you could just be paranoid. Yeah. Yeah, most of the time when people talk about me, they're like, oh my God, she's so talented. Oh my God, you know, she's so talented. Oh my God, she's so beautiful. Isn't it? We should record some of our conversations we have about Hayley when she's not here.

What kind of conversations do you have? What, to bring her down? Yeah. To give her a real... Just to make you grounded. Like what? Mostly compliments on weird things. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fantastic eyebrows. Yeah, just all that sort of stuff. This is, I think, probably for any parent out there, I would put it over me while napping so my kids could not find me. But it doesn't block out noise. No. You could put on some headphones, though. Yeah, you could.

Or have a nap far away from your kids. Bloody put their hands in the incinerator or something. Oh, God. They're thick, aren't they? They're dumb. Just that. Sick. So shilly.

Somebody said, I'd fill up my car and drive away. But your invisibility cloak isn't over the whole car. Oh, sweetie, you need to put your cloak over the license plate in the whole car. Yeah. Yeah, you'd have to cut off a corner of the cloak, thus revealing an ankle, so now you're in trouble. Now you're identifiable. You could be, yeah.

Unless you put, like, one of those cans under the invisibility cloak. Yeah. Grab the pump. A jury canteen letter at the end. But that's not enough. You'd have to have at least... You'd go back a few times.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, a few trips, a few trips. Mind you, it'll ding inside that the last person didn't pay, so they'll shut that pump down. You just have to go to a different petrol station. Yeah, it sounds like a lot of work. Oh no, just pay for the petrol. Hello, this invisibility cloak. It's not leading to anything

that's good. It's either perverted like Hayley or theft. Be it of petrol, money or candy. Play ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Which one's Bumble? Bumble is the one with the... It's the bee voiced by Jason Gunn and the kids. Ooh.

Ooh, welcome to Bumble. Hello to you. I'm a Bumble bee. There was a guy who liked Bumble. That seed dating app where... The lady leads. The ladies make the move, the first move. Oh, ladies.

I haven't been on any dating apps, so this is not my area of expertise. Yeah, you've been hooked up since pre-dating apps. Yeah, but I'm open to changing. Well, you just wait till you get your invisibility cloak. Yeah. Oh, I could do all sorts of naughty things. Anyway, so Bumble's basically like Tinder though, right? Swipe, chat, but the woman messages first.

Well, Bumble's trying out a new feature, a speed dating feature, where you have to chat to someone for three minutes before you get to see what they look like. Okay, so a bit like a blind dating show, like a lover's blind? Yeah, text, text, text, like a lover's blind. Yeah. Text, text, text chat or voice mail. Voice mail. Texty chat.

This isn't in New Zealand yet. They're trialling it in the UK. Yeah. So I kind of like that idea. Yeah. Because it's very easy to judge with photos, isn't it? Yeah. In a second you can be like, nah.

Yeah. So they tried something. That is like, nah. Yeah, so they tried something. That is like, nah. That is how ruthless the dating world is now. It tried something like this a little bit earlier and it didn't go well. It was like you had to fill in a questionnaire and then if you matched with someone, then you could talk, then you could see them.

Right. But this way it's just like you swipe, it tells you a bit about them, you chat, and then you get to see them if you're still chatting after three minutes. Okay. So, yeah, you log on in a designated night at a designated time to have brief three-minute chats with other users. So once they're there, they can go as well.

Once both parties like where things are going, only then will they be able to see each other's photos and keep the conversation going while matched. But then how awkward if you're having this great conversation with someone and then they see your photos and they just leave. Oh, yeah. You've been on the receiving end of that. That's worse than someone not swiping on you

because then you just don't know. You don't know why. You just think it's because of my outgoing personality. You can't handle this amount of woman. Oh yeah, yeah. It's all about the way you look at things, isn't it? Yeah, absolutely. You are a bit much. I say I'm a handful.

Yeah, that's a nice way of putting it. A bit much. That's what Vaughan calls a handful. Oh, so Vaughan's been talking to you about this? He just said it's a handful. A bit much. When I leave, do you go, who calls a handful. Oh, so Vaughn's been talking to you about this? A couple of times. He just said it's a handful. And passing. A bit much.

When I leave, do you go, whew, she's a handful? I go, whew, I roll my neck around. We're really going to have to watch these conversations now that she's got an invisibility point. I know, she's going to be in listening. Oh my God. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley.

Play ZM. Ho, ho, ho. Ooh, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Ho, ho, ho, ho. I don't want a lot for Christmas. Here is just one thing I need. And I don't care about your presents underneath the Christmas tree. This is why nobody wants to do workplace karaoke with you.

That's Maria Kelly, New Zealand's answer to Mariah Carey, available for hiring at all your Christmas functions. Yes, I'm also covering some Boney M. Yes. Mary's Boy Child, Jesus Christ. One of my favourites. Do you do any C&C Music Factory? Oh, the lotoney M. Yes. Mary's Boy Child, Jesus Christ. One of my favourites. CNC Music Factory. Oh, the lot for them.

Fantastic. Download my album. Yep. For $7.99. No one's downloading. Are you on any streaming services? iHeart Radio, perhaps? No, they didn't let me on.

Oh, that's mean. Wait to the end of this section and I'll hit that high note that Mariah hit. I can't wait. So 80 days, 16 hours and 7 minutes until Christmas. It is flying. It's the 5th of October today. When is the right time to put up a tree? It's my first tree this year.

Like late November. Last week in November, early December. Okie dokie. Nah. That's, I mean. December. Okie dokie. Nah. That's, I mean, it depends if you... Are you getting a real one, though? Yeah, it won't stay alive forever. It won't stay alive.

So, first or second week? Yeah, we always go in the first weekend of December. Okay. Or, like, the last, it depends. Around then. Get a real one. It generally will last. Well, reports are flowing in.

Jess sends this one in from Brisbane saying, It's happening. It's happening. I just went into Target. It's happening. I just went into Target. It's happening. Christmas everywhere. Even like, everything's white. Everything's white.

Maybe it's always white, but it looks more white because it's white everywhere. That's also Brisbane as well. Very white. Australia's whitest city. Yeah, really. Maddie says, some more Christmas penetration. I've just been up at New World and it's everywhere.

It's everywhere. They've got a whole, like, half an aisle dedicated to Christmas goodies now. Oh, wow. Yeah. What about your pre-packaged brandy snaps? Yum. Yum. Nan spent so much time baking and rolling those on her kids.

And now that you can buy a pack of them for six bucks, putting an effective value on Nan's time, 20 cents an hour. Which back then, not a bad rate. Yeah. Not a bad rate. Rylan writes, okay, so I was listening to your Christmas penetration segment and I can go off record and confirm that the warehouse group, this is the warehouse, warehouse stationery,

no lemming, et cetera. Before you've said their name. I know, I didn't realise that it was... They've gone off the record. Off the record means that they're saying this anonymously. We're officially on the record now. We're on the record.

We're on the record now. So I should have said... You always say off the record. If you're sitting down with a journalist, you say off the record before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they have to. It's like saying to a police officer,

are you a police officer? Yeah, because they can't arrest you if they're undercover. They aren't allowed to. They've begun with their whole Christmas set up. It's in full swing as of today. Official store comms this morning. Oh, Jesus. From anonymous source, obviously.

You can see who I am, but the rest of the country shouldn't. You've really messed this up. I've really thrown him under the bloody... No-leaming himself is going to be kicking down this dude's door. God, Vaughan. There's no one like no-leaming. I'm here for redemption.

You are just terrible, Vaughan. You've thrown this poor lady, what was her name? Marie. Marie. Under the bus. Sorry, Marie. Tsk, tsk. Anyway, they're kicking off Christmas.

Anyway, Chelsea, who's just a shopper at the warehouse, has said the warehouse has officially put the Christmas shortcut in their app now. Oh, okay. So at the top it says, under new arrivals, it says Halloween, kids' clothing, toys, men's clothing, Christmas, home and garden. So Christmas is a shortcut within the app now. Sal in Christchurch says, farmers, Christchurch has just exploded. Wait a second, is this off the record? This is on the record.

We need to clarify with each one on or off. Choose your tree. They've got a tree menu. A huge, like, three-metre-tall tree menu with pictures of different trees and kind of what you're after. Hey, you went to Costco at the weekend. They've got a massive one, eh? A nine-footer. Did you see how much that was?

Now, that may have been in the middle of my anxiety-related panic attack. Shadow, we've got to get out of here. Shadow, we've got to get out of here. There's people everywhere. The walls are closing in. Shadow, we've got to get out of here. Shadow, we've got to get out of here. There's people everywhere. The walls are closing in. Yeah, right. He also couldn't see past his ginormous bottles of hot sauce in his hands. I was covering my eyes with hot sauce.

I can't remember. Right. I feel like there was a Christmas section. It had everything else. Tash says, Westgate Mall. What? There's a store called Dreaming of Christmas. What? And it's got a little

white picket fence outside. Too soon. Too soon. Elise said Christmas penetration at the warehouse in Dunedin. They've stepped it up because now there's some

three foot tall creepy Santas. Yeah, well, I don't know if you heard before we had some off the record comms. I can't remember that. It must have been

off the record as stated by the person who read it out. Well, you put it on the record, but it's since been striked from the record. It's been striked from the record. That's what I should have said. So it can't be used as evidence. That's been redacted. Yeah. Council moves to have that evidence

redacted for reasons of plagiarism. No, that's not a thing. Purgatory. No, no. You don't watch enough legal shows. It's a P word, isn't it? It might be. Okay, well, with all that in mind and 80 days away from Christmas. Rudolph, warm up that nose. Right now, Christmas penetration is at...

52% and 10% John! It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Just heard from our Gore correspondent. Oh, good. Sharon2R is a no. Yeah.

It's snowing there. It is snowing aplenty. Beautiful video there. Beautiful. What's that? Sprout, can you see that? It's lost on the listeners, but that's coming down good. White flakes are falling from the sky.

It looks like a snowy Christmas postcard. Yeah, it looks like a European Christmas. White, white's covered everything, including the outdoor furniture. The trees have also got some white on the top of them. There's some animals in the distance that seem to be covered in white as well. Snow seems to be falling as it's coming on through. It's the polar vortex walking its way up the South Island. You can expect that down to Snowdown. And when it gets to Wellington, it's going to be very and it's coming on through. It's the polar vortex walking its way up the South Island. You can expect that down to Snowdown

to Winnetoui and then when it gets to Wellington it's going to be very cold this afternoon. Expect snow on the River Tickers and snow on Brodie Peter

before it gets too far through the north because we live in a sub-tronical continent. That's how they should do the six o'clock weather. Just slowly spinning horse race stuff.

Like a horse race. Get a commentator in, yeah. I love that. We're not getting any snow in Auckland, are we? No. No, no. I don't know. I was in Wellington when it snowed the first time.

It was fun. There was that time we had a sleet. It was a sleet. We had a sleet. There was a light sprinkle, but it has happened. It was a sleet. Okay. Well, I have some interesting numbers for you.

The amount of Google searches for ways to call in sick for work have utterly skyrocketed. This could be great with the snow falling. If you're in a place with the snow and you just see me going to work. Well, you can just say, yeah, I'm snowy. So there are a number of terms that Google shared the data for and they shared the numbers from 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021 and

2022. They are wild. So for example, the search term calling in sick in 2018 had 59,400 searches. I'll just jump forward to 2022. 385,718. But you know,

we've got an excuse on a silver platter I know We should have been googling this back in 2018 Here's all the, these are funny So here's all the searches that they release Calling in sick, best excuses for missing work

Excuses to miss work, excuse to miss work Excuses for missing work Realistic excuses for missing work Good excuse to miss work, best to miss work, excuses for missing work, realistic excuses for missing work, good excuse to miss work, best excuse, blah, blah, blah. COVID is the answer to every single one. Do you know, for realistic excuses for missing work, 2018, zero.

2019, zero. 2020, zero. 2021, 173,000. 2022, 234,000. But do you think it's not that people have COVID and they want a way to tell their boss? It's more the fact that they're just so over it and just life is hard.

I think that's the thing because like, yes, you can always use COVID as an excuse, but you can't just keep having COVID all the time. People are just exhausted and over it. And they just need just a day, a mental health day. Say someone that had eight grandmas, you know? Grandmas passed. I can't.

Grandmas passed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grandmas died. It's like, how many did you have? I had a split family and then stepmother, but she was really more like my real mum. And then my adoptive mother. Yeah.

And my birth mother. And they all had mothers. Yeah. And they all had grandparents. But also, they keep dying. The numbers are hugely increasing. So we're just looking for an excuse to be off work Yeah, so cumulatively All of the call in for excuse searches

In 2018 305,590 All of the ways that you could search for it Now 4,753,810. My God. We don't want to go to work. Isn't UK about to trial the four-day work week?

Yeah, a lot of workplaces are. And then even, I mean, you look around this workplace, it's not as full some days as it normally is because a lot of people still work from home. I've got friends that still work from home. Yeah, but when they work from home, how much are they working? Yeah, exactly. You regularly walk around the office tisking at

empty desks, don't you? Yeah, yeah. These people need to get their ass back to the office. Yeah, I love doing that. Where's productivity at? Who the hell do they think they are? So they think it's just that because we had all this time off and time locked down, it's become our new normal. So the idea of going back to a 9-5-5 day a week is just

too much. It's too much to bear. Yeah. So we wanted to know if you've ever actually tried one of these excuses and maybe used Google to get out of work, take a day off, or get out of something you didn't want to do and you got caught. Oh, my favourite is when people go to a sports event. And they end up on Jumbotron. Yeah, yeah, or they end up on like Sky Sports or something. Cricket was always a shocker for that because there's so much downtime and they do the big

scans of the crowd and you might be, don't sit behind the guy that waves the flag. Yeah. Or don't sit behind the only hot girl that goes to a cricket game. Yeah. Yes, because they'll always find it. Who's seductively eating a pot full of chips. The dirty old cameraman loved to zoom in on her. Yeah.

And you're in the background just like, yeah, eating a pie. I always feel like, and the commentators have got a cover for the cameraman. Because the cameraman's just on some hot young thing. And the commentators are the ones that are the voice. Everybody sees the camera work as the commentator's eyes. So then the commentators look on the screen, they're like, yeah, lovely day at the cricket. Everybody's out enjoying the sun and chips.

Yeah, you can hear them clenching. Stop, stop focusing on the hot chips. My missus is going to have me. I remember being at a very difficult marching training, heading up to a big event, and one person couldn't be there. And then she came back maybe the next day and had a stamp on her wrist for Toast Martin, bro. Busted.

You're going to wash up, yeah. Okay, so we want to know when you've been busted, when you've been caught faking a sickie. 0800 DALS at Emma's number. You can text in as well, 9696. Give us a call. So Google searches for how to fake a sick day have, since the pandemic, skyrocketed.

Yeah, everyone wants a good excuse. But we want to know if you've tried an excuse, given an excuse, I'm sick, I can't make it because of XYZ, and it's backfired. You got caught. Tim, what happened when you faked a sickie? Oh, well, it was we had a bomb scare

down here in Hamilton. I live across from a park and I took a sick day off because I couldn't be bothered going to work. So I thought I'd walk down the end of the driveway and see what's going on because there were police and that everywhere.

Next thing I know there's a TV1 film crew with their camera in my face. Oh no. And I ended up on the 6 o'clock news. Tim, you can opt out of that. You can say, I don't give you permission

to use my footage. I wasn't thinking. I wasn't thinking. I said, yeah, use it. And then next thing I know I'm on the 6 o'clock news. Tim, Tim, nice but dim. Come on, no. I wasn't thinking. I wasn't thinking. I said, yeah, use it. And then next thing I know, I'm on the six o'clock news. Tim, Tim, nice but dim. Come on, mate. No, but you're obviously not looking sick, though, are you?

I wasn't sick. I wasn't in my robe. No, I was in my clothes ready to go out. Oh, Tim. Also, the big question here is who wants to blow up a tiny park in Hamilton? Well, exactly. And it wasn't only that. They wants to blow up a tiny park in Hamilton? Well, exactly. And it wasn't only that. They wanted to blow up the female toilet.

Was there actually a bomb? Oh, God. Yeah, yeah. There were two of them. There were two of them planted in the park, yeah. What? God, we're just trying to do a wheeze in there. What is this, Die Hard 3?

Get this, though. It was the janitor. What? Tim, this sounds like a podcast. It sounds like a true crime. The janitor made a bomb? Wait, why did the parks have janitors? Parks have janitors?

Did they not want to clean that particular toilet anymore? Well, I guess not, no. When did this happen, Tim? Oh man, this is going back about five years now, maybe six years. See, it's an old crime. It's ripe for a podcast. White girls would love to listen to this on a podcast. I'm in. You're in, aren't you? I'm in.

I'm white and I'm in. Absolutely. Tim, amazing. Thanks for your call. Let's go to Harriet. Harriet, when did you fake a sick day but get caught out? It wasn't actually me. I had one of your ex-Black Thunder staff members work for me. Yeah.

And she was supposed to do a really boring in-store supermarket sampling shift for me. But somehow two days prior to that shift, she remembered she was getting her wisdom teeth out. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know how you quite forget that one, but somehow she managed to not know. And anyway, I follow you guys on social, and all of a sudden she was sampling LMP at the beaches with Black Thunder. Clearly, it happened pretty quickly.

She double booked. She double booked. To be honest, what were you paying per hour? Maybe we pay like a dollar more an hour. I don't know. I mean, who wants to stand in a supermarket versus going to a beach, right? Exactly. Am I allowed to ask what she was to be sampling in the supermarket?

Probably like fish fingers. You know, all those bougie. It was actually wine. Oh! You can't stand there and drink her. Yeah, because I'd almost have one with everybody that had a sample. Same. I'd be like, I'll have one with you.

You guys want to try the stress? It's real good. Should I be drinking alone? Harriet thinks he called some messages in. Libby says, I pulled a sickie in 1986 in London to sleep the night out at Ferry's wedding and got caught on the BBC.

Fairies? Fergies. That must be fergies. Oh, right. That's autocorrected to fairies. Got caught on the BBC in the morning pouring vodka into an orange for breakfast. Oh, my God. How does that work?

That's amazing. You pour it in and then eat the orange. Yeah, you pour it in and then sort of suck it out. The vodka would go everywhere. I went to watch Big Brother UK eviction and thought, I'm at the back, they won't see me on television. They saw me on television. They saw you. Of course they did.

My first real job years ago, I went to my friend's work drinks and ended up chatting to my boss's good mate when I was supposed to have been sick, wagging my work, of course. Yeah, right. You two called in, I'm sick for me, about Yeah, right. Huh. You two called in sick for me about 15 years ago. That can't have been us.

I would have been 15 at the time. Tops. Stop saying it. You called in sick for me when you covered the morning show about 15 years ago. God, we did a good job. I'll say that. You said I was stuck on the HMMS or something. You did a whole skit about it.

Can you remember doing that? What? The HMMS? Stuck on the, I don't know, it sounds like a ship, doesn't it? I was stuck on a, was it a hot air balloon? No. I seem to remember once we called in sick for somebody and said, we were working for the hot air balloon company

and they'd been a Westerly and we weren't expecting it. What? And they couldn't come to work. They couldn't come to work. And they couldn't make a call either because they were in a hot air balloon. Yeah, right. And we had like. But why would you call the boss on behalf?

Somebody just wanted a day off. I think it's, yeah, we were asking for them. Yeah. Yeah, giving them a day off. Just saying they need the day off. We'll get wanted a day off. We were asking for them. Yeah, giving them a day off. We'll get you a day off if you need one. Yeah, but I can't remember the HMS. Did you get caught though? Because it doesn't sound like it. It doesn't sound like we got

away with it for you. Sounds like we got your day off work. We're just playing fast and loose in our 20s there. With productivity of the nation, of course I wouldn't stand for it these days. No. I demand you return to work immediately and loose in our 20s there with productivity of the nation of course I wouldn't stand for it these days I demand you return to work immediately and put in a full 8 hours play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey

play ZM fact of the day day day day day Today's Fact of the Day is about Italian singer and filmmaker and actor and all-round multi-talented man Adriano Celentano never heard of him you alone have heard of him I'll tell you a little bit about him

before I tell you today's fact of the day about him specifically he's currently 84 years old still alive and kicking he's recorded how many albums did I see he's recorded some phenomenal amount of albums like like 40-odd albums. He's released this many singles.

I'll show you a list of all the singles he's released, that many singles. Oh, wow, that's a massive webpage full of them. The dude's prolific. He's been in TV shows. He's been in movies. He's like, I don't even know who to compare him to in the Western world. Okay. He's been in everything and he's done everything. But in the late 60s,

he noticed that Italians would pretty much just lap up any American song that was released in Italy, that was promoted in Italy. And he's like, I find it hard. A lot of Italians don't speak English. They're just obsessed with American culture

as a lot of countries were in that sort of late 60s, early 70s, 80s period of like America was the world leader and their culture and their fashion and everything was kind of leading. So he, in 1970, released a song called, and it's a long title, Prison Colin in Sinaloa, Kioso. And it was entirely made up of gibberish that was supposed to sound American. I've heard this. And it wasn't. He just completely made it up. None of the lyrics make any sense in Italian,

and they certainly aren't English. And it went to number one in Italy. Would you like to hear the song? Yes, I think I've heard it. Absolutely I would. It's a catchy beat. It's cool. Very white stripes.

Building up a bit of sax. Oh. It's nothing. It's nonsense. But it's meant to sound English. It's meant to sound specifically American. Maybe in a colorbosh diet. Yeah.

And it means nothing. Wow. How would he learn this? It also sounds a little bit like Bob Dylan's actual take on English. It was massive at the time. The lyrics, by the way. I've got a list of the lyrics. It's written out phonetically.

If this went to number one, people would have been demanding to hear this live. So did he actually stick to the same lyrics? Or did he just gibberish the whole time? He could perform it live. Number two in Belgium. Got up to six in France. I love it.

And it's nothing. It is catchy though, isn't it? It's cool. I think the beat certainly helps, right? It's a really catchy beat. Yeah. Okay. But yeah, none of the words mean anything.

It's completely made up. I could tell you how to spell it if you wanted to find it, but there's absolutely no way. You'd have to get a pen and paper and be here all day. This is his wife, who at the time was trying to replicate American-sounding females. Everybody was involved. It was a big old ruse to prove that Italians would eat up anything

that was just American-sounding. So today's fact of the day is an Italian who had had enough of Americans dominating the Italian music charts, released gibberish English, and it shot up the charts. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. There's a dating site I guess they're trying to like Get a foothold in amongst you Your tinders, your bumbles, your hinges Your well-known ones, your grinders

Your Your lawners, your... Fizzers. Fizzers? Scissor. Scissor's one of them. Fizzer's another one, actually. What's that?

I can't go into it here. What's that one? Family show. And there's that one that's just on Thursdays. Thursday. Thursday, whatever it's called. Yeah. Okay.

There's treetops, so you can only do dates up trees. Stop making up dating apps. I'm not making them up. Yeah. Okay. There's treetops so you can only do dates up trees. Stop making up dating apps. I'm not making them up they're real. What about that one that's just for dairy farmers called Moo?

Moo. Yeah Moo. Big Moo. Big Moo. You can give someone your big Moo for the day and that means they'll see your message.

Love that. There's the one for people who drive champagne coloured Hyundai's. That one's called He's just looking at the window now. Champagne coloured Hyundai. Yeah. Grabbing for ideas. That one's called... He's just looking out the window now.

He's just looking at that champagne-coloured Hyundai. Yeah. Grabbing for ideas. Yeah, there's that one for people who have... Lanyards. No, no, no. What's the stuff you get in your eyes? Hay fever.

Oh, yeah. It's called a chew. It's called a chew. Puffy eyes. That's the other one for hay fever sufferers. There's a lot of them out there Flooded market you could say Yeah totally

Well this one has I think there is one for people who have suffered through floods What's that called? Wet boys Is that a good name? Wet boys Okay yes There's ones

For guys who Really think The picture of them With an animal That they shot through the neck Is a great picture That's called killer Yeah

Yeah Killer Yeah You know there's lots out there Fisher of course Yep That's for people Who have

Fishers Not fisher No not fisher That comes under killer This is fisher Yeah Science It's for people who have... Who have fissures. Not fissure, no, not fissure. That comes under killer. This is fissure. Yeah. Signs, but this one, whose name I've completely forgotten

because I've made up so many in the last 10 seconds. Our Time is a dating service dedicated to singles over 50. Our Time is Suzy Kato's song. It's our time, Kiyota. Well, they could use that. Well, it's our time Makes it sound like Running out of time

Doesn't it This is an untapped market For singletons Well yes Isn't it It is Get on in there Signs you're still

A good catch If you're over 50 Is the survey Okay That they Have put out The points They've put out after this

What they found Other people over 51. If you're into the zaddy market or the... Would you go zaddy? Would you go over 50? If you found yourself saying you would. A zaddy or a zummy? Is that what you call them?

Do you have to be 50 to be on the app or you have to be... Maybe just one. It's more over 50. Oh, no, I think it's more for over 50s looking for other over 50s. Oh, right. So I couldn't be a 32-year-old looking for an over 50. I mean, maybe.

You probably could. Catfish them. I mean, what a terrible thing, eh? You've been catfished by someone who's 32. Hey, hey, I'm looking for a date. And they're like,

gee, how old are you? And I'm like, I'm actually 32. And I'm not an old man. Science is still a good catch if you're over 50. 60% of people said if they've got a good sense of humour. Okay.

You pay your own way, 46%. So there's somebody who doesn't want you scrilling into their nest egg. The third most important quality, 45% said you're still a good catch if you're a considerate lover. Oh, okay. That comes with age, doesn't it? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Learn some things, tips and tricks. When does it come with age? I'm 40. I'm still fairly terrible at it. It'll come. Yeah, so. How will I know?

Will she tell me? She'll tell you. Oh, my gosh. I can't wait for that day. What did she say? No, don't. Because if I say, what did she say? You will probably say something wildly inappropriate.

You know me well, Vaughn. 42% of people said you're still a catcher of 50 if you do your share of the housework. Yeah, that's hot. You have a good relationship with your children is also very important to them. These could also be good tips just as you age, right? As a human.

Yeah, as a human, yeah. You don't get too drunk. So that's not saying you don't drink too much. That's saying you don't get too drunk. Yeah. You don't carry around drunk. So that's not saying you don't drink too much. That's saying you don't get too drunk. Yeah. You don't carry around too much emotional baggage. Well, that's hard to be avoided, isn't it?

Sorry? What? I was just about to say that's nice at any age, but then you jumped in with that's hard to be avoided, so I thought I'd leave it. You're not afraid of getting older. They don't want to constantly hear about how much better it was 20 years ago. That's just a reminder, isn't it?

You're in good shape physically. 33%. There it is. It pops in. This one's interesting. 32% of people said you're still a good catch. Over 50 if you have your own teeth. Wow. That is 2% more important to people than having a lust for life. Over 50 lust for life. Kids are out of

the home. Maybe you've finally left that person you were only with because you were with the kids. Lust for life should be number one. It should be. You like to holiday abroad is another one. You have good taste in films. You're good at DIY.

You recycle. 21% of people say that's very important. Oh, okay. You like a lion at the weekend. A lion? Yeah. Treat yourself. 21%.

You have your own hair 21% One fifth of people Even if you've had your hair all through your 30s and 40s In the 50s it starts to thin Yeah I feel personally attacked Yeah

You cook a mean Sunday roast I could do that These are all good skills any age You've got a good sense of style What do you think roast? Do you think you think beef, lamb, pork, chicken? Chicken. Chicken is the universally pleasing roast. Yeah, it's universally pleasing.

I'll put a pork out. I'll put a beef out. One of your more challenging roasts. Yeah, challenging. If you overdo it, it gets dry. Always some gravy, though. Even if it's moist, you can't be wrong with having a bit of gravy. You haven't been married more than twice.

16% of people said that. Right. Oh, I don't care. Well, there you go. If you want a zaddy, someone over 50. Yes, please. Those are the things that I'm looking for in other people. Play ZM's Fletch,

Vaughn and Hayley. Well, a model and actor. I don't know how much of a model or actor, but she's on TikTok. Why do you look at her face and she's a dog? No, I just don't know. I've never heard of her before in my life. So I don't know.

I think anyone could be a model or an actor, right? Yeah. I'm a model and an actor. Is this a New Zealand to me? I just want to bring her down. You do. But she was on a plane and her TikTok's gone viral because I'll show you this photo of a screenshot. This is a person next to her.

Born. Male or female? Female. That looks like female. Yeah. So there is what looks like a female next to her clipping her toenails in the middle seat on a plane on a five-hour flight and letting the nail clippings drop on the floor, on the carpet of the plane. Oh, no.

And she's just gagging in the video. She's like, I cannot believe somebody next to me is. There's something so off about toenails. Also, in the last 24 hours in the news cycle, somebody also going viral for something they've shared online. They were sitting behind someone whose hair was draped over the back seat. I've had that before. The back of the seat.

The back of the seat. So I don't know if there was a screen or not. I think it was just an American domestic flight. My God, you could open, like, if it was a curtain, like a curtain, you know, like an old theatre. Just kind of run the hair across the screen. Yeah, yeah. Like a proscenium arch theatre.

And then watch a movie. I'd cut it off. I'd try to get some little scissors or something and be like, snap, snap. What experience did you have with this? I mean, I've told you this story before. Was it dreads? Yeah. Me and mum were eating our food and then someone had really long dreads down to the bum

and a dread came through the back of the tray and landed back between the arms of the chairs in front and landed on our trays. You know how you've always got a bit of butter left over because the buns are so cold and the butter's so hard. Put butter in it. I would have run a little butter on there. Just want to teach him a lesson.

Or hit a bean in there because you know there's always a green bean in an airline meal, isn't there? Always a waterlogged bean. Yeah, nestle away some bean. Yeah. Was it an Instagram account? Was it passenger shaming? Was that still going?

Yeah, yeah, that's still going. I feel like they had a quiet time over the pandemic, but they definitely came back. Yeah, like people leave their undies up under the air vents. To dry. To dry. People just put their bare feet on their cabin walls. Yeah, bare feet is a no. I mean, I'll take my shoes off.

Yeah. I'll take my shoes off and have a sock. But I'll make sure my foot's fresh. You just don't want a bare foot on that carpet. Oh, yeah, man. Yeah. Things have been spilt. Weeds.

Behind your sound passengers. Oh, weeds. Look after your feet. Hello, Soundkeeper Georgia here. So I've actually banned producer Jared from playing the Secret Sound guesses from the show in the Fletch, Fawn and Hayley podcast. Instead, you need to listen to our Secret Sound podcast to get it, where you can text SECRET9696 and you'll get a link directly to the podcast.

Or you can just follow our socials, Secret Sound everywhere. All right, toodles. Oh, another podcast in the bag. The plastic bag. Are they back? No, no, still banned. Okay. They never left.

No, sorry. That's where you come in with the line, boy. Boy, man, if you enjoyed that. Okay. Oh, and if you enjoyed it, give us a rating and a review and be sure to tell all of your friends. God, I need some sleep. Yeah. ZM's Fletch, I need some sleep. Yeah.