ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 6th January 2023

Episode Date: January 5, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley play another round of Word Association!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try barista made iced coffees available now at your local McCafe. I thought on today's podcast we might dip a toe again into the pool that is the word association pool. Oh, do you know last time when you brought this up,

I was like, oh, fuck off. Yeah, you did say fuck off. I remember it well. And I loved it, didn't I? I loved it indeed. You did. We approached it with a closed mind. We opened the mind.

Yes. And gosh, we had a great old time. Yeah. And I'm open to anything, aren't I? Well. I'll give anything a nudge. Famously not. Famously not.

Here's a word, okay? Today's first word. Okay. Habit. None. Is that what they wear, right? That's what they wear. Yeah.

Bad. Bad habit. Bad habit. Bad habit. Back in the habit. Sister act two. She's back in the habit of leading the choir, but also back in the habit.

The habit. Now that's clever. That is clever. That's smart. Double entendre. That's Whoopi Goldberg's finest work. And a young Lauren Hill. What is your worst fan habit? Go. I pick my nose. Yeah same. That's not a bad habit.

Eating it makes it a bad habit. Oh yeah you do eat it. I don't eat it. She goggles it up. She does. She goggles it up. She likes when it's a slimy one. Oh, you do eat it. I don't eat it. She does. She gobbles it up. She does. She gobbles it up. She likes when it's a slimy one. I love when everyone goes, ooh, I don't pick my nose. I'm like, yeah, but you know what it tastes like.

They do. Yeah, yeah, they do. Don't you? They do. Salty wee things. It's one of those things people just don't admit to, but they do it.

Yeah, I pick my nose all the time. The picking. Well, how are you supposed to get all the stuff out? I know. Sometimes a blow won't do. A blow won't do.

A blow, and then if you put a tissue like you just did Then basically you picked your nose with a tissue Yeah Why don't you just get a finger in there? I know Wash your fingers Wash your hands afterwards and away we go Yeah

What's your worst habit? Vaughan? I'd say mine would probably be I'm too nice Yeah mine would be I try too hard Mine would be I'm too nice. Yeah, mine would be I try too hard. Mine would be I work too hard.

Yeah. This isn't a job interview. You can actually say you're worse at it. Oh, okay, right. I chew my nails a lot. What about your chronic masturbating? Well, you don't want to talk about that on the podcast. I've actually been told by scientists and doctors that that's a perfectly reasonable amount of masturbating.

You watch my prostates. It's so milked. Yeah. That it daren't It daren't become cancerous. Do you remember my doctor? I had a doctor and he was the best doctor I've ever had. Oh yeah you and Hayley you broke up

with your doctor this year too. I did. Do you miss your doctor? Yeah, I do, man. I haven't been back to the doctor since. It's hard finding a good doctor. It's really hard. He's a great doctor. And I was just talking to him once about like prostate checks and stuff. And he's like, well, have you got any symptoms?

I was like, no. And he's like, well, don't worry about it. It's going to kill you one day anyway. And I said, I beg your pardon, sir. And he said, yeah, like that's why men don't live as long as women. Like, if nothing else gets them, their prostate gets them. Yeah. Well, that's why we earn more money.

Because you're actually alive longer to earn more than us. I fucking beg your pardon. They are. And they cost more money because they stay for longer. They last for longer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And all the makeup and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Exactly. And toiletries Yeah, tampons, man Oh my god, candles? Because you guys love candles Wait, I love candles Oh my god, are you a woman too? Well, I love candles

Nah, candles ain't candles How good are candles? I just actually saw On one of the Facebook pages I follow Where these people find old things And they restore them Which when I get my shed set up, there's something I will attempt, and I'm guessing make a horrible, horrible mess doing it.

It'll cost me a fortune. But I want to buy old rusty things and restore them. Have you ever heard of a Swedish candle extinguisher? No. What is that? Do go on. It only works on those thin candles, like a national candle, like an old school Ebenezer Scrooge candle.

Yeah. It's got a lid on it and a ring and you kind of like hold it onto the candle and then the ring sets and as it melts, the thing shuts the lid on it and extinguishes the candle. So you can go to sleep. It's pretty much like a timer for your candle. On your fucking wall light. Oh my God. When you push it in, it slightly ticks it out and turns the thing.

So it's a snoozy. You can have your candle on and you can be reading and then it goes and extinguishes you're like well that's the end of my reading for tonight so you could get into bed

and just be in bed for a little bit and then the candle would extinguish go out yeah which I'm guessing back in the day

when you didn't have lights we can't do much else was a great way to get into bed without and if you were trying to budget how much candle

like this candle's gonna to last me the week, you put seven notches on it and you just put your extinguisher down there. Oh my God, are you poor? Buy another candle. Are you back in the day poor? That's proper poor. I'm like clothes out of potato sacks. Holy shit, that's poor.

I know, I know, I know, but you know. We've got to do what we've got to do. Wow, okay, that's a good invention. That was cool. I've got a word for us. Oh, okay you know. Yeah. We've got to do what we've got to do. Wow. Okay, that's a good invention. That was cool. Okay. That was cool. I've got a word for us. Oh, okay. Crunch.

E. That's not a word, association. You're just finishing my word. They are a superior chocolate bar. Yeah. They're in the top five. Sorry, I got so excited about it. You swore. That's right.

It's a podcast. Crunch. Crunch. Crackle Pop. Okay. That's Snap Crackle Pop, not Crunch Crackle pop Okay That's snap crackle pop Not crunch crackle pop Yeah he's got that wrong He's got that absolutely balls up

Someone wasn't allowed Cocoa pops as a kid Someone had off brand Someone had povo ones We had ricey Speaking of being poor Ricey's and you sprinkled A teaspoon of cocoa powder

Over top Once we woke up We had you know An inch of candle a day And then We had to put Milo On ricey's Which was worth Probably worse for you Ew Rich You could afford Milo woke up we had you know an inch of candle a day and then we had to put milo on riceys which was worth probably worse rich you could afford milo i was gonna say milo wasn't we were nesquik

just shame no because they had the bunny mum refused to buy nesquik because i'd eat spoonfuls of it straight from the tin nesquik was easier to eat than milo yeah it was but i mean not impossible i could do it either Put them in front of me. But, yeah, Coco Pops, but not Crunch Crackle Pops. When I think of crunch, I think of, like, baking. Ginger Crunch. Yeah, like Millionaire's Slice, Coconut Rough. What's Millionaire's Slice?

Millionaire's Slice is the one that's got, like, everything. It's got nuts and caramel and biscuit and chocolate. What? Can you see it? I've Googled Millionaire's Slice and it brings up caramel shortbread. Also known as Caramel Squares, Millionaire's Shortbread, Millionaire's Slice, Chocolate Caramel Shortbread. Oh, no. At the Wellington Library, which I would frequent a lot, they called it Millionaire's Slice and it always had nuts on it and stuff.

Walnuts on the top maybe? What's the best library in New Zealand? I haven't been to enough of them. Well it could be the new Christchurch one. That's pretty booge. The Wellington one? Where is the Wellington one? They've closed it because it's an earthquake. It was behind. It was

on Wakefield I think. Town Hall. By the Town Hall. By the Michael Fowler Centre. Yeah, by the town hall. Kind of in from Lambton Quay. Yeah, kind of by there. Right. I've got a word. I want to be involved. Throbbing.

Costs. Throbbing costs. Okay. Throbbing. Where did you want this to go? Throbbing. Ake. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, okay. Like when you slam your finger on something and it throbs. Yeah, okay. Throbbing ache. Yeah. Like when you slam your finger on something and it throbs. Yeah. Throbbing ingrown nail. Oh yeah. You know if you've got an ingrown toenail or ingrown fingernail. I've got one in a moment. I've got an ingrown toenail. Yeah. I've got an ingrown fingernail.

Yeah. And it just constantly curls around. And that's, would you say, that's throbbing? I've got a throbber. Yeah. I've got a throbber on my hands. Well, you guys are very mature for not taking that one where I thought it would go. I was going to say cock. Yeah, I went to say it

but I thought it would be better than that. Shivers, guys. 10 out of 10 podcast, that one. Yeah. I think two of us were 10 out of 10 and one of us wasn't. Or who was that? Which one? We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there. Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating and review. Please do. Unless it's a bad one.

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