ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 7th October 2022

Episode Date: October 6, 2022

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Antics. Antics. I'll call it. Absolute antics. Yeah, it is my birthday tomorrow. Are you doing anything special? No, not really It's 33

So it's not like it's an exciting birthday or anything It's a third of the way, isn't it? To 100 Well, not quite I'm going to live three more months But it could be halfway if you live to 66 You're halfway there Don't damn me to a short life

I want to live to 100 Really? I know lots of people don't I know I do I don I want to live to a hundred Really? I know lots of people don't I know I do I don't want to die I fear death I think about death every day

Yeah no I really don't want to die Why do you drive like a fucking maniac then? Because I'm going to go You go out with a fucking blaze of glory Yeah No so we're not doing much I'm marching all weekend

I'm marching 9 till 5 Saturday and Sunday So there's not a lot happening. But after that, we're going to go out for some drinks and have some dinner with friends, and that's it. Wow. Beautiful. What more do you need?

Did you hear that? What? Dinner and drinks with friends. Yeah. And that wasn't us. I know, but I've already put in my apologies because I'm away this weekend. Oh, well, I wasn't invited.

No, because you weren't invited. I don't need your apologies. I wasn't invited. No, it's just marching friends. Wow. No, because you weren't invited. I don't need your apologies. I wasn't invited. Wow. No, it's just marching friends. Wow. Oh, right. Even my close, close friends. Not that you're not my close friends.

Oh, wow. Did you hear that as well? We're second tier friends. No. We're second tier citizens. Because I'm at marching, it just makes sense to hang out with the marching girls that night. Right. And what?

We wouldn't like them. No, you'd like them. I don't think I would. It's just, you know when you're like, you're so full on when you're with your drama friends. You're a bit much. You're a bit much. I do want to own the record that when I say you're a bit much,

I am kidding. You're not a bit much. But if you see marching girls together, holy shit. I just, any group of girls is a bit much of any age. And my daughter, when she's with her friends, too much. My wife, when she's with her friends too much my wife when she's with her friends too much

yeah and marching girls are just like mad too much we just talk about marching the whole time oh yeah okay so you won't enjoy it

Aaron's coming though because I thought it would be mean to like not have my birthday dinner with him so it's marching girls and Aaron

and asthma traits does he get to bring a friend because I feel like you'd need someone to nah but he's known some of the girls for like 15 years so sorry guys what are you doing for food going to the pub oh I just I feel like you'd need someone to... No, but he's known some of the girls for like 15 years. Okay.

Yeah, so sorry guys. What are you doing for food? Go to the pub. Oh, I just pub. Go to the pub. Pub grub. Pub grub. Good. Because marching girls after training don't want to get dressed up and go fancy.

So we just want to slip on some jeans. Yeah, right. Jacket. Go out. Okay, well happy birthday for tomorrow. Thanks so much. Play ZM's Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. Hello.

Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. Happy Friday. I've just made a huge announcement. What? I think I'm going to dye my hair red. When did you just make this announcement? Just literally.

Just now. Ten seconds ago. Oh, right. I had my headphones on. Do you think I should do it? I've been wanting a change. And next week is the season finale of Have You Been Paying Attention? And then this girl is not a network lady.

I'm allowed to do whatever I want with my hair. You're not contractually obliged to keep your hair that colour. I'll tell you what, when I went from blonde to brunette, God, there was a scandal at TVNZ. They were like, how will people know who you are? I was like, what do you mean? When I dye my hair back to my natural colour. You're just another plain-faced white woman.

They can't tell the difference. They were like, we really think you should go back to blonde. And I was like, no. So I thought, I'm going to dye my hair red. Red. Wow. Let's suggest some with your thoughts. 9696.

You've got some reservations. I mean, it really doesn't matter for people listening on the radio because your voice will sound the same. Oh, no, no, no. It carries a certain attitude. No, no, no. It totally will change my energy.

Oh, wow. Okay. I'm going to be a fiery redhead. You'll be feisty. Yeah. Okay. I'm all for it. Rather than a bubbly brunette,

I'm going to be a feisty redhead. Good. All right. Well, Secret Sound back again this morning. Seven and eight are your next chances. And a cue jumper chance at nine o'clock this morning, all thanks to Neon. So listen out for those activators. The top six is coming up.

Yeah, the top six problems for mid-30s James Bond. They've said that James Bond will not be a young man. He'll be mid-30s. Think you're Tom Hollands? But they said it wouldn't be Idris Elba. No. Because he's too old. James Bond will have to be around

for another 10 years. Yes. So mid-30s James Bond. Top six problems he'll be facing. So are we trying to pretend like Daniel Craig was in his early 30s?

No, but when he started he was... Right, right. When he started being James Bond he would have been... Late 30s? Yeah. Or mid 30s.

He was in his 40s by the end. Yeah. Daniel... He was keeping it tight. Keeping it tight. Too old to be a James Bond. So he's 54 now, and he started in 2000... When did the first...

2000 and... Yeah. Casino Royale. A long time ago. I don't know. Oh, Casino Royale was 2006. Jeepers, he's been doing it for such a long time. Yeah, a really, really long time.

All right, next on the show are some great news. Yeah, listen to my, listen to my. Some great news out of Australia overnight. It's been confirmed. It's official. Yeah, it's a fish. We've got Kath and Clem news.

Well, podcast listeners, we all know yesterday we started our podcast mentioning a berry recall. Yeah. Pam's frozen sexy, sexy content. Oh, you've got to listen to the podcast. Man, we add a lot of sex. A lot of sexy content. Oh, you've got to listen to the podcast. Man, we add a lot of sex.

A lot of sexy content. Yeah. Berries. We're popping berries. Berries. You're not allowed to eat them anymore. He's just doing a bit of his character work. Pam's frozen berries were recalled after seven people were hospitalized with hepatitis A.

Now, there were six PAMS brand frozen berry products recalled. They were the mixed berries. Berries? Berries and waters. 500 grams. There were frozen two berry mix, 1KG and 750, and frozen smoothie berry mix, 500 grams. Raspberries, 500 grams, and raspberries, 350g. Well, imagine my surprise yesterday when I went into my freezer to make a smoothie,

and there were Pam's 500g raspberries half-eaten. Yeah. And then last night, it was Aaron's birthday, and I thought, I'll pop in and make him a cocktail. Went to get an ice cube. What did I see? A half-eaten bag of Pam's frozen berries. We had berries last night. Where were they from?

They weren't Pam's berries. Oh, okay. So they're not the recalled ones. So no other brands are affected? No, but in the past there have been recalls like this because I don't know what happens in the picking process. Didn't you say something, Vaughan? So there was a situation.

I remember this happened in Aotearoa, New Zealand, a long time ago. So don't fret that it's happening here. But workers who were picking berries worked out that you were getting paid by weight at the stage. So you'd take it up, you had your own scales, and you'd log it or something. And they worked out if they did wheeze in the bucket, the berries absorbed the stage. So you'd take it up, you had your own scales and you'd log it or something. And they worked out if they did wheeze in the bucket, the berries absorbed the liquid.

So rather than having to find, or any water, but they worked out that they couldn't find water to put in there. So someone did wheeze and it absorbed it all up and one of them had hepatitis and it was a problem at the time. Because that's how hepatitis A is transmitted. That was a while ago that happened.

I remember that happening though. Crazy story. It was like early 2000s. It was ages ago. It just blew my mind. Hepatitis, can I run these symptoms past you guys and you tell me if you've experienced any of these given that you've got a half pack of berries in there?

Absolutely. Some of these Serbian berries. I feel like... Mind you, I also just think Serbia was just getting over, you know, all the bad stuff. All the vague bad stuff that you remember. The vague 90s bad stuff I can remember. Bosnia and Herzegovina and Serbia and Slobodan Milosevic.

You know that whole Eastern European. Slobodan Milosevic. No, Slobodan Milosevic. Slobodan Milosevic. War criminal. Soviet war criminal Slobodan Milosevic. Have you never heard of Slobodan Milosevic? Slobodan Milosevic. War criminal. So be a war criminal, Slobodan Milosevic. Have you never heard of Slobodan Milosevic? You're not saying things at me.

No, it's called... I am 100% he got taken to the Hague. He's Slobodan Milosevic. Slobodan Milosevic. Yeah, that's someone's name. It sounds like you're saying like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Slobodan Milosevic. Expella Slobodan Milosevic. Born in 1941.

Died in the prison at the Hague in the Netherlands. Look, history is not my strong suit, but I have never heard of Slobodan Milosevic. Yeah, he was a Yugoslavian-Serbian politician who served as the president of Serbia. Yeah, he was a bit of a piece of shit, I think. Okay, I'm not even worried about this, and I'm even contemplating using up the rest of my bag

because I'm definitely vaccinated against Hep A. Are you? Can you be vaccinated against it? So there are two types of Hepatitis A vaccine. The first type is a single dose and blah, blah, blah, and both are long-term protection against Hep A. I don't think I am. Mum, am I?

Mum! Okay, Hayley, you're an adult now. You have to take the vaccination, your vaccination, seriously. Mom, hit me, hit the plunket book. It's in the writing desk. Can you check my plunket book? I think you will be too because when we

went overseas for World Vision, I think we got like everything. Rabies. Malaria. Malaria, all of those. Do you have fever? No. Loss of appetite? God, I wish. God, I bloodyaria. Malaria. All of those. Do you have fever? No. Loss of appetite? God, I wish. God, I bloody wish. Diarrhea? Nausea? Abdominal discomfort?

Dark coloured urine? No. Jaundice or malaise? No. I've got a little bit of malaise. Malaise is a general feeling of discomfort, illness or unease which are difficult to identify. I'm always like, ugh. That's just waking up at 4am.

You're a mopey bitch. Oh, okay. I thought it was my legs. That's been, I've diagnosed that. Dr Vaughan's diagnosed that as bloody. Have a banana and go for a walk in the sun beside a creek.

Yeah, right, right. You know? Right. But seriously though, if you do have any of these berries, check online because, yeah, people have been hospitalised and people have been sick, so... Yeah, and don't hold this against...

Chuck them out. Don't hold this against Serbia. Or don't hold this against PAMS. They've been through enough. Yeah. PAMS is great. How good is PAMS? I mean, how great are frozen raspberries?

Just raspberries in a hole. This is really shacking my world because I have raspberries a lot. I have a lot of raspberries. Well, you're going to have to start buying fresh ones for $20 a punnet. Oh, no, no, no. I'll roll the dice. I went to the supermarket yesterday and there was a woman literally

taking a photo of the cost of berries. She was like, oh my God. Oh my God. Do you think she's sending it in to the Herald? Probably. Yeah. Well, they've come down because it's nearly berries.

It's like Jacinda's fault Yeah She'd love that Yeah Thanks Jacinda You know who you should blame Slobodan Milosevic Slobodan Milosevic

He's dead And so he can't defend himself Great scapegoat The old rule is The best scapegoat Is a dead scapegoat Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Coming up on the show at 8, after Secret Sound, Friday Flashback, it's your pick this week, Vaughn. Yeah. Was that someone who just played before? My memory. No, that was too down. That was too much.

Total Eclipse. No, no, it wasn't Total Eclipse of the Heart. It was before that. You're going to go for one of the top karaoke songs? Yeah, I think so. Okay, okay. I think so. Oh, let's give it a something.

No, no, no, no, no, no, that one. Well, I'll sort it out. Don't worry about me, guys. It's three elderly dithering people. Who can't remember what happened 20 minutes ago. What was my bloody hair? What was that? Tomorrow, it's a big day.

It's your birthday. It's my birthday tomorrow. I haven't had one for a year. What? You should do them every month. So I'm excited. It's been ages. Yeah, right.

Okay, well, because we're not on air tomorrow, next on the show, we've done a little something for your birthday. Oh, exciting. I hope it's a moochie voucher and a bottle of wine and we just move on. Tomorrow, next on the show, we've done a little something for your birthday. Oh, exciting. I hope it's a moochie voucher and a bottle of wine and we just move on. We probably should have told us that. Oh, Han, you haven't had a birthday on the radio yet, have you? It's a wacky radio birthday.

I actually think you're escaping pretty lightly. I think you'll really love what we've done for you for your birthday. Okay. It's next. I hate this. Well, tomorrow it is Hayley's birthday. It's your birthday, Hayley, tomorrow. Yes. We're not on air tomorrow.

No. So we thought we'd give you your birthday surprise today. Okay. Why am I in a blindfold? Well, because it's just going to make the surprise all the more better. Yeah. When we reveal. This six foot four surprise.

Shut up. This 43 year old native Hawaiian surprise. No, no, no, no. You haven't done that. Who? Currently in the country at the moment. Don't do that. You haven't, have you?

No. That's impossible. He's working. I reckon just outside of scent range, but he's going to smell like sandalwood and leather and motorbike parts. Jason Momoa is not in this studio. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in there. Jason Momoa.

No, no, don't, don't. Oh, my God. I mean, I didn't go to Toy Focada, but my acting. That was great acting, Bourne. That was great acting. My heart is pounding, and I was like, I'll cry, and I won't be cool, and I didn't put any makeup on today. We tried.

We tried. Yeah, he doesn't want anything to do with you. No, fair enough. I'm so full on. You are a bit much. For your birthday, because you're very hard to buy for,

you've got everything really. She wants for nothing. We really struggled with this, didn't we? Yeah, but in the end we just decided to buy you something that money can't buy. Give you something

that money can't buy. One you something that money can't buy. One night, was it one night with Jason Momoa? No. Okay, we try. We reached out. It's not that. Now, you famously, with your fiance, Aaron, love a compliment. Yes!

You will quite often say to him things like, give me five compliments about my shoulders. Yeah. And just pick a different body part. Yes. Or something. Now, we would like to introduce to you, for your birthday, it's Hayley Sproul's Wheel of Compliments.

You can take your blindfold off because in front of you is a wheel in the studio. Just give that a little spin on the microphone there. Look at that. Now, on the wheel, do you want to explain for the listener at home what is on the wheel of compliments for Hayley Sproul? I will say second to Jason Momoa being in the studio, I love compliments. Okay, so it's the wheel of compliments and there's photos of me and there's segments, I guess,

or topics that you need to give me compliments on. There's Hayley's work ethic. There's Hayley's smile. There's Hayley's arms. Yeah. Hayley's only kidney. Hayley's talent. And you've got a picture of my Instagram followers. Yes, yeah. Hayley's only kidney. Hayley's talent. And you've got a picture of my Instagram followers.

Yes, yeah. Hayley's knees. Hayley's eyebrows. Hayley's Mazda 3. So now you spin the wheel, and then we've got to come up with a compliment each. Yeah. One each.

One each, okay. We weren't made aware of the topics. Yeah. One each. One each, okay. And we weren't made aware of the topics. No. That's come from the producer's booth, so this is all, we haven't had time to study these. So would you like to give it a good hard spin? Okay. Please tell me a compliment about my Mazda 3.

Well, I have driven Hayley's. Have you driven Hayley's Mazda 3? I haven't driven the Mazda 3, no. Very messy. No compliments. No, but I'm coming. I'm coming with the compliment. You don't...

This isn't a... Knock me in then. This isn't a management donut, mate. You don't hit her with the bad, the good, the bad, so she doesn't think she deserves a pay rise. It was very messy and full, but I will say it was very zippy. Okay. Very zippy.

It's zippy on the foot. Very zippy on the foot. Yeah. Okay. I will say it's a very everyday New Zealander, you know. It keeps you grounded. It keeps you relatable. It's got leather seats.

I know. Okay, you're undoings you relatable. It's got leather seats. I know. Okay, you're undoing. It's a posh little... Right. It's a posh little feature. I thought you were just trying to say that a little otherwise. It's a posh little Maz there. Yeah.

All right. Okay, spin the... Oh, let's not say that again. Posh Maz. If it spins up the same one, you're allowed to take one from me, the side of it. Please give me some compliments on my eyebrows. These are something I take great pride in.

Well, yeah, they are a great shape. I'll go first. And they've really recovered from the absolute hiding you gave them in the early 2000s.

Yeah. Good Lord, lest we forget. Okay, that's good. They shape the eye very well. Yeah, as someone that doesn't, has eyebrows

that fade out myself, I'm just always in awe of your eyebrows. They're incredible. Thank you. Start from statue. And anybody in the producer's booth? This is so cheap. Anybody in the producer's booth want to chip in with an eyebrow compliment?

Can I have one from Anna? We could have spent hundreds of dollars on her birthday today, but all we're doing is giving her compliments. No, this is all I ever want. Your eyebrows are sensational. They light up my life. When I see them, I'm a puddle. I'm an absolute puddle.

They're expressive too, aren't they? They tell the story. I talk with them. I can't get Botox because they won't move. And you won't know I'm alive. Okay, I want more. We really want compliments on the master. All right, I want to go to the right then.

Hayley's work ethic. Well, I work with you in multiple places, so I'll say you turn up every morning with a cheery positive attitude that I'm sure after a couple of years will disappear. I'm almost positive. But then on long days,

have you been paying attention? You literally go from here straight to there. I have a little downtime in between the two, but I get there and you're running the ship. I'm running the ship. And you keep a high energy all through. Carry the show. Yep.

You're non-stop. You're non-stop. You just work and work and work and you just do a great job. Oh, guys, it was really genuine. Anything from the producers both on the work ethic? Yeah, I want something from JP, please. Yeah, you show up every day.

You work hard. Yep, that's good. You're really nice to us producers, which is quite cool. Wait, hold want something from JP, please. Yeah, you show up every day. You work hard. Yep, that's good. You're really nice to us producers, which is quite cool. Wait, hold on to that. Why are you having contrast that we're not? This isn't about you guys. You are going to get such a smack after the show, Jack. I think if you stop hitting the producers, they'll like you more.

Actually physically abusing them. That's not true. Okay, I want more. Hayley's smile. It's expensive. It's expensive. It's very white and perfect. It seems symmetrical. It's ever-present.

Yeah. It's like, it might be your, and this is a sub-complement to your acting ability, but even when you're not happy, you smile like you're happy. I'm crying inside. I can't do that. Even when I'm happy, you smile like you're happy. I'm crying inside. I can't do that. Even when I'm happy,

I don't smile. Yeah. So it's weird. It's a compliment to say you can smile anywhere. No, I said symmetrical and white. Okay, that's good. It's very symmetrical.

Very symmetrical. Thank you. Can I have something from Carween about my smile? I love your smile. It's so warm, friendly, welcoming. I feel like I can tell you my darkest secrets and you'd be so supportive about it.

God, the things Carmen has told me. Okay, don't. What, Hayley smiles through your trauma? Yeah. She's like, tell me more, yes, yes, yes, yes. Also, don't think you're getting away with this on my birthday. I'd be so uncomfortable with this. Oh, my God, I am.

I'm going to need something of financial value. I am basking in this. Because this is all you need. Hayley's only kidney. It does a hell of a job. It's a great kidney. What's all that? Yeah, you've only got one.

It means you need to go wheeze quite a lot during the show. I do wee a lot. But I tell you what, it's really handling the load because you drink a lot of water. And wine. That's not the load that I thought you were talking about. The removal of the other one's left a cool scar with a good story. Yeah, good scar. and wine. Not the load that I thought you were talking about. The removal of the other one has left a cool scar with a good story.

Yeah, good scar. That's enough. We're out of time. No, no, no. Hang on. Quick fire fletch through the rest. Arms. God, I don't know how your partner Aaron does this. They've got an even tan

and they're not like hairy. Not that that's a problem, but like, see, mine are real sporadic at the top. And fine down the bottom, you've got to even hair. And even hair. Yeah. Yeah. You've got consistency from top to bottom of the arm. And even tan too.

And they've got hands. They hold your hands. Oh, yeah. The hands are sitting on the end of the arms. Okay, I want one more. You don't They hold your hands. Oh, yeah, the hands are sitting on the end of the arms. Okay, I want one more. You don't have to do talent. Oh, my God. I mean, that just goes without saying.

The knees. Hayley's knees. I've got quite dry knees today. Yeah, I mean, they're a good shape. I think you're lying because they're a ridiculous shape. You couldn't march without them. They have absolute pivotal joint. The rest of your leg wouldn't function without them.

Soundkeeper Georgia, you're out there as well. Can I please have a compliment on my knees? Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm making her get on the mic. I want everyone involved in my wheel of compliments. They look happy. They're happy knees. They've got faces on them.

What? You mean they're so sag. They've got faces on them. What? You mean they're so saggy they've got a smile? No, they've got little muscles in there all popping out and it's not good.

That's flab. God, have you done compliments before? I give compliments 24-7. We should have kept it just to the team, I reckon. Guys, thank you

for my compliments. Thank you so much for my compliments. And happy birthday for tomorrow. Thank you. You compliments. Thank you so much for my compliments. And happy birthday for tomorrow. Thank you. I love compliments. You are actually so happy.

It, like, lights me up to be complimented. Yay. Thank you. Play ZM's Fletch Vodden Ailey. Play ZM. It's the final rankings. Today we are ranking the Australian Women's Weekly Children's Birthday Cake Book. We're talking 80s.

Did this come out? Yep. The original run might have been late, in the 70s even. Has comedian Tom Sainz been doing a bit with us recently, eh? Has he? Yeah, it's a bit of a Kiwi institution. We're talking you got your swimming pool, your Barbie with the skirt that's a cake,

your sweet shop, your castle. Excuse me, the Dolly Varden was its name. Oh, okay. The Dolly Varden. The pool, in the pool? The pool. Oh my God, Humpty Dumpty. Yeah, and so this Women's Weekly recipe book

would tell you how to make it and you'd use things like the Kit Kat fingers. Yeah. Lollies, jelly. I'll say the cakes were the sub part, but it was just a basic Edmund's chocolate. Well, actually, you needed quite a hard cake to play the support role, didn't you? You wouldn't have a moist. I was really, like, I'm familiar with the book and the pop culture-ness of it all,

but I was trying to struggle to think if I ever had a cake. Oh, babe, did your mum ever love you? One of these cakes for my birthday. No, mum was a great baker and we'd always have, like, nice cakes. Yeah. But we never had, like, a cake that was a pool. Right. Or a racing car.

You might be thinking, this is insane. Why wouldn't you just... Like, you always had your own. Mum had her own. Yeah. But, like, she might occasionally, like, lend it to someone. This wasn't the day where you couldn't even, like, photocopy something for less than a few bucks for a photocopy.

No, but you'd lend it to your friend. I just don't think we had it. Because I just messaged Mum. I said, did we ever have a Woman's Weekly birthday cake book cake? She said, no, sorry. Unless she's sorry. What if she'd said, no, you. Unless she's sorry. No, sorry. And what if she said

no, you didn't deserve it? Well, maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. I had the pig once, which was just like a bird's eye view pig.

My brother had the racing track eight for his eighth birthday. Oh, yeah, yeah. Eighth birthday racing track was kind of cool because you might get like a couple of new matchboxes.

You were really ripped off if your parents used your existing matchbox cars. Yeah, dirty. Well, it wasn't because they were dirty. I'm going to go top three.

I'm going to go in third, the train. Because there's so much effort that went into the train. Yeah. It was amazing. The train ruled. I'll go number two,

the skirt. Because it was such a girly thing and you'd always feel excited. Dad would shove a Barbie in the middle. You'd get icing all over it. Number one's got to be the swimming pool.

Yeah, number one's got to be the swimming pool. Yeah, number one's got to be the swimming pool. Now, Vaughan famously did try to make a swimming pool cake once. I made, for August's third birthday, a Moana cake. Yeah. But I just did it, like, freehand. Yeah. There was no rules. Don't put the jelly in until you're serving.

Yeah. Because jelly melts through icing, and then it melts through the cake, and then it melts. And your whole fridge will be awash with blue jelly. Poor August was crying. It just looked like a crumpled up heap of blue mush. She still said it was her favourite cake that year. Because I did a little bit of a patch job. Right.

It was a bit of a leaky home situation. I just whacked some more plaster on it with fresh paint and hoped to resell it before the council were on to it. You just put up scaffolding and that plastic stuff so she couldn't see the cake. Right. It was a bit of a leaky home situation. I just waxed it with plaster and it's fresh paint and hoped to resell it before the council were on to it. You just put up scaffolding and that plastic stuff so she couldn't see the cake. Yeah. And underneath it they were fixing it. Yeah. Guys, I've just remembered the castle. The castle with the ice cream cones up. So Dan, that was legit because as a kid

you were getting a cake, icing, lollies and an ice cream cone covered in something that you could eat. And a wafer door. Well, some dad spray painted them silver, didn't they? Yeah. The cones, which I don't know if they were edible in the end.

We can't look past the humble number. The one, two, three. No, the number you always ripped off on the number apart from eight, which was the racing track. Okay, well, I stick by my three. Okay, so I think the pool's number one as well. I want to put, for your consideration, there was a cricket pitch, but there was also a farmyard. Now, the best part about that was it had a chocolate finger fence.

Yes. So there was like three packs of chocolate biscuits all the way around the side, so you could easily just eat all the chocolate biscuits. Very similar set up to the pool, but instead of jelly, it was like green coconut for the cricket pitch. And if we're talking about your add-ons, your additions, I would like the piano to be up for strong consideration

because it had a whole lot of Kit Kats. Or the chocolate finger biscuits. Chocolate fingers again, but also white chocolate for the keys underneath. What about the duck? The duck was gross because it had popcorn on a cake and its beak was made of two potato chips. Now that's yuck.

So pool number one. Train's number two for me because you've got the train and then if you were real posh you could have like heaps of carriages. There was no limit on it. And then in each carriage there was a different sort of lolly. What's yours? I just go Paul.

I'm just going from what I've seen. Because you didn't have any. Next birthday. Next birthday. I'm just saying get a proper cake person to make me one of these. A super bougie version of the Australian Women's Weekly Cake Pop. So first Paul, second

Train. Third I'm saying Dolly D Train. We'll go Train. Third. I'm saying Dolly Dress. I'll go Dole as well. Play. ZDM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. Today's Fact of the Day Kaz sent me this on Instagram

And I get sent lots of Facts of the Day on Instagram But a lot of them we've done I mean this feature's been going for What feels like forever So you have covered a lot of ground Yeah With Fact of the Day But this is one I'd never seen before.

And today's Fact of the Day is when turtles are flirting, they slap each other. With their little flipping flappers. Little flappers, yeah. They slap each other. I have a video of some turtles slapping each other. Oh, it's no good. There's no sound?

No, there's no sound, but just... It is. I've watched it a few times. It's so silly because they go in. It's more like if I went to slap you, but as I got there, I stopped and I went, Fingers tickle-a-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Basically, jazz hands on the face. Right. Three reasons. Males do it to females to flirt. And it's kind of to show her that he's got a bit of power and some claws. Okay. And she'll be like, ooh, I like that.

And then if she's into it, he might go in and give her a little bite. And then they'll... Like a hickey. Mate. Oh, my God. They'll find someone to... Slap a hickey in a steamy sesh. Yeah, steamy sesh.

They're just little teenagers. Young turtles, when they do it, are just like playing. They're just like looning the ropes. Yep. Like, you know, like dogs, rough howls and stuff. And then males are going and slapping other males to establish who's the big dog. Okay. Sort of like to establish it.

So it's the turtles' version of fighting. If you've ever wondered how turtles fight for territory, they slap each other. Yes, question from you. What do lesbian turtles do? Yeah, true. Oh, he doesn't know. Can we have some bloody representation, please?

Oh, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. Well, one of them will come over to the other one's house in a ute. Wow. And then they'll be moving in. They have all their stuff to the other one's house in a ute. Wow. And they'll be moving in. They have all their stuff in the back. They move in quick. They move in very quick.

And they'll watch some Xena. Right. Wow. Lights and candles. I thought you were an ally of the media. I am an ally. I thought lesbians loved you. They do.

They do. It's this cheeky charm that they absolutely love. I don't know because this is that I was thinking about when I read this article and it said male turtles slap other males to establish dominance. Is there no homosexuality in the turtle world? I've just searched gay turtles. Because there's lots of gay penguins. Well, they say mostly they're a bit bisexual,

so they'll mount another turtle of the same gender. They'll mount them. But because they can't make a bebe turtle that way, they will still go and find someone of the opposite gender to procreate with. Right. But even if they like to mount, a boy likes to mount another boy,

they'll still go and mount a girl. So they're more considered a bisexual animal. Right. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. So, right. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. So, right, okay. Like cowboys.

They had a wife at home. But they like to mount. They go out. They'll make a baby with the wife at home. You were only taking those cows two battles across and it took you three days of camping. They're like, woman, I won't be questioning how I spend my time. Just don't see the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Brokeback Mountain. Explains it all quite well, actually. Beautiful movie. So today's fact of the day is when toodles flirt with each other, they give each other a little slap around. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley's Monday Maestros.

Well, it's our homework for the weekend to learn something. And then on Monday, for Monday Maestros, either perform or do it. Recite, perform, deliver. Producer Anna. On Monday, for Monday Maestros, either perform or do it. Recite, perform, deliver. Producer Anna, I believe, has our homework for the weekend. Yes. What are we doing on Monday? We're in the dark about this.

Here we are, and it's my birthday weekend as well, so not too time-consuming. Yeah, I think from now on you should just never, ever know anything. It's so much more fun. No, that won't happen. It's so much more fun. That won't happen. So much more fun. That's how I roll. Okay, well.

Your whole life flowing blindly. I probably should know, I just don't remember. Yeah, Vaughan's whole life is a blind mystery. Yeah. It's like a blind bag every time, guys. It's like a little mystery box. Where am I? What is this?

What are we doing today? So, Fletch, you have two audio examples in front of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, in Showback? That's it, yeah. So you have choice number one or choice number two to learn. Give it to us. Okay, so shall I play?

So we play both and then we choose? Yep. And do we have to all Choose the same one Or can we choose Okay It's a harmonica It's a harmonica isn't it It's a harmonica

Yeah This is Number two I think number two Number two No no no no no It's gotta be Piano Man Number two I've think number two. Number two. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's got to be Piano Man.

Number two. I've got, my grandfather was an incredible harmonica player. I've got his old harmonica. I might have to dust it off. Oh, God. Some guy on the train. Bring out the Horner. Some guy on the train the other day was playing his harmonica.

Oh, no, we've got them. My, when we used to go and stay with our grandparents, they used to buy us, we were very spoiled by our grandparents. They used to buy us a little toy every time. And I remember one time we got harmonicas and we got home and mum was just like

what have they done? How do you open it? Can you open it? I've got funny fingernails. That sounded like the piano man the first bit you just did there.

My nail girls My harmonica when I was a kid was way bigger than this. Oh god this is a recorder all over again isn't it? And then do you put

your fingers somewhere? Uh-uh. No, no, no, you're blocking the air. It's just different reads. I reckon I can do it already. I might have to go to Piano Man. Yeah. Wow.

Okay, are you trying to turn people off the radio? Yeah. Stop, stop, everybody, stop. So, yeah, enjoy. Wow. to turn people off the radio yeah stop stop everybody stop so yeah enjoy our aaron is going to hate us okay so we can either do billy joel i just do an impression of a train coming down the tracks i'll do the chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga Oh, yeah, that was a good one. Oh, okay, stop. You're opening garage doors. You're sitting people's dogs off.

Oh, God. Monday maestros. Monday, we will either give you Mary Had a Little Lamb or Piano Man. Billy Joel. I'm blowing in the wrong end. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Now, I should have asked for this a little earlier, but can one of you guys line up a little bit of Shania?

Shania. Which one? The only one. The only one, man. No, actually, I won't have that said. No, you're right. Shania's got so many hits. Give me a little Man I Feel Like a Woman,

because this song, the 1998 classic, man, I feel like a woman. Oh, because of this part. Let's go, girls. I'm not even a girl. I want to go too. Here's a great episode of the podcast about this song. Yes.

90 songs from the 90s. Oh, this one's so good and he plays the start of every song and she's always like Let's go She freestyled it Ha So the guy that she was Married to That ended up

Doing the dirty on her He was her producer And he'd say And he'd just like Get her real jazzed up And then get her to like Pop out things like Let's go girls

It was all like improv And they always Try to make the start Of her songs Kick in Yeah Iconic So this song Has just been crowned Number one improv. And they're always trying to make the start of her songs kick in. Yeah. Iconic.

So this song has just been crowned number one on Billboard's rankings of the greatest karaoke songs of all time. The best thing about being a

woman is that the raggedy have to have a little fun, yeah. What? Uh-oh. You're crazy.

That's how you sound. That is how you sound. Make sure, sure, sure, yeah. What? Uh-oh. You're crazy. That's how you sound. Look at him, lady. That is how you sound. Make sure, sure, sure. What? Of course. I think there's a fun thing in it. You can also put on a little bit of a country accent to do this song.

What? Uh-oh. Look at the action. Look at the attraction. So, this is number one. What are the top five? Do you have the top five? Number two is this song.

Another Shania Twain song. That didn't impress me much. Is it? Number three is another Shania Twain song. You're still the one. No, it's not. Do you know what it is? Okay, here we go. You name it, I'll play it. Of your karaoke

DJs. Alright. Give a top ten list. I Want It That Way, Backstreet Boys. Really? Number two. Is that number two? Yeah. Oh, she's new to radio.

She's doing the list backwards. I know, I know. I've stuffed up because I headlined. I don't want to man spine how this thing's going. No, but I already headlined the first one. I have stuffed this up. I've stuffed it up. This is a lot to undertake.

It starts out... And to do alone as well with karaoke. Yeah, this is... You've got to... You need the backing of your gal pals. No, but some karaoke tracks do have the backing. Oh, do they? Okay, right.

Number three, you think that's a big one. Gloria Gaynor, I Will Survive. Goodness me. People really have the skills for karaoke, don't they? Yeah. This is a big pie to take a bite out of. Oh, stop it. Can you turn off your email notifications?

It's an email, do you? I'm very popular. And then after this is Shallow, Bradley Cooper, Lady Gaga. And then after that is You Oughta Know. Alanis. Alanis. Total Eclipse of the Hearts in the top ten. Oh, yeah.

Is Total Eclipse... Is that... What was the song in Wedding Crashers that the day... Remember that band called The Day Band and they did it and they put swear words in it? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, that was Bright Eyes. That's right, yeah. That was a great song.

Oh, yeah. That's a great one. Anyway, it's Friday. Let's have a little fun. I want you to call up. Lovely listeners. Oh, you've gone down now. Are you?

We were on an up. I'm going to hit you. No. Every now and then I get a little bit tired and then I never come around. Go back to Shania for some up. It's my Friday flashback. This has got big energy. No.

Actually, what I'm asking might give you some inspiration. I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop. Stop. Stop. Don't spoil it all now. That can be 8 o'clock. Okay.

I want people to call up and tell me their karaoke song, but if you call to tell us the song, you have to be prepared to perform it. Mine is... No. I want to... I will famously hate people singing on the radio. People are not singing on the radio. Yeah, well, I work here now.

Wow. Okay, wow. So we're singing. And I can't steamroll you because that would be like sexism. Yeah, it would be sexism in the workplace. What are you going to do? Wow. Caught ya.

No, I just don't think people will want to sing. Oh my God, people love to sing. I think people should just tell us their song. I think you're living in an echo chamber of people like you who love to like perform. All my friends are artists. No, no, no. And I'll say it before, I'll say it much, they're a bit much.

Okay. And the average person it before I say it much. They're a bit much. Okay. And the average person doesn't constantly move in circles of people trying to outperform each other. No, that's not normal. What do they do when they hang out? They just talk. Yeah, they just talk. But it's still a competition. They'll happily sit in their own silence too.

All right. Well, this is what I want to know. What's your karaoke song? And then I'll sing it. Oh my God, another email. I got another email. What can I say? I'm quite popular. Where is this email from? know. What's your karaoke song? And then I'll sing it. Oh, my God. Another email. I got another email. What can I say?

I'm quite popular. Where is this email from? No, it's not. This is what's happened. It's school holidays. I've limited my children's screen time. Oh. And so that's a notification saying they're requesting more screen time.

Oh, tell them no. It's 17 a.m. Go to bed. Go to bed. Go back to bed. Can you message them? Yeah, I'll message them and say go back to bed. Fletch and Hayley say go back to bed. Fletch and Hayley say go back to bed. Also, speaking of singing, I'm going to bed. Can you message them? Yeah, I'll message them and say go back to bed. Fletch and Hayley say go back to bed.

Fletch and Hayley say go back to bed. Also, speaking of singing, I'm going to teach Vaughan's kids how to sing. That's good. So they should keep listening. Because I'm certainly not going to get it from this guy. They can keep listening and hear some karaoke tracks. All right, tell us your go-to karaoke song we want to know. We want to know your go-to karaoke track because Billboard have released the top 100, 100 songs.

And of course, Shania Twain, Man, I Feel Like a Woman, took out number one. Great song. Yeah. My go-to is Four Non-Blondes, What's Up. 25 years and my life is still. Another fun song to sing with a silly voice. I'm trying to get that creepy hair.

It's so much fun. It's so much fun. It used to be Michael Jackson, Man in the Mirror, but we don't do that anymore. No. But that's what we want to know. Why? What happened?

Because he's dead out of respect. Just out of respect, and I can't reach the notes he could. Right. Of course. Yeah. Of course. We want to know your go-to karaoke song.

I am sorry! I am sorry! Tell your kids to go to bed. But I do not disturb. There was an email confirming a higher pool reservation I've got for a trailer. Thank you to higher pool for letting me know. I don't want to talk about it!

No, I do want to talk about it later. We're talking about karaoke classics right now. Someone sent in this one. Someone sent in this one. This is a good song. Let's give them something to talk about. Because again, because you can put on a silly voice. You can put on a silly voice. You can put on a silly voice.

Let's go to Emily. Emily, good morning. What's your go-to karaoke song? Definitely Don't Stop Believing by Journey. Oh, it's a good one. Glee killed it. No, they made it. They did it too much.

It was every episode that was like, we've got to make it to Nashville. What are we going to sing, fam? I know what we can sing. A Mr. Mr. Creepy Teacher is too close to the children. Hit it. Get in the wheelchair. You got this.

There's a wheelchair in my house. In a lonely world. And they always overdid it. They were theater kids. Pull it back, Rachel Lee or whatever your name was. Lea Michele. Is it a bad time to tell you that that's where I learnt the song? You're a bloody... Oh, my God, Emily.

Emily. Did you spit on our callers? I spat on Emily. Emily, thank you for your go-to karaoke song. Erin, what's your go-to karaoke song? It's Eminem Without Me. What? Wow, that's quite a big ask, Erin.

That's explicit. I mean, I'm not doubting your ability, but do you know all the rap? I learnt the rap when I was 12, which seems absurd. You do? You've got to do the DJ bit too. Oh, you do the whole situation.

Go, go, run me up. Jesus, you're like an episode of Glee as well. They were always going, did you go to drama school like Hayley? I did for a year,

yeah. Oh, Aaron. This is what these is that life. There you go, they get around, yeah, amazing. Get Hayley in the room what these people like. There you go. They get around. Yeah, amazing, Aaron. Get Hayley in the room with Chris Parker,

Brimley Sten, Laura Daniel. It's like, I'll just sit back and be like, you're all too much. This is all and all too much. Tristan, what's your go-to karaoke song? G'day, guys. I would have to say it is Pour Some Sugar On Me by Death Leopard.

Oh, yeah. A bit of 80s glam metal. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. It's an 80s glam metal. Yeah, really. That's a real classic, that one, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Good one, isn't it? Pour some sugar on me.

Wait, wait. I love that. You do it in a New Zealand accent? Yeah, and you're saying it like you don't really want sticky sugar on you. Pour some sugar on me. Nobody wants sticky sugar on them, do they? I love it. Try to fucking Vegemite on it.

I love it. Brilliant, Tristan, thank you. Sweet. Some messages in, some go-to karaoke songs. These are all a lot of great ideas for Friday flashbacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, I've got to find this one because I'll see how long you could. This one.

Smooth Max, bro. Have you done this DJing thing before? Yeah. I pushed Spacebar a couple of times. Catch your set. Oh, yeah. But it's the same thing. You get a voice.

Yeah. What about that song? Has anybody suggested that song that was in Bridesmaids? Wilson Phillips. Yeah, that's a classic. Hold on. That's an absolute classic. I'm trying to look at what else is on the list.

I mean, Bohemian Rhapsody. Good, a classic. But Please Stop. Yeah. This might be a bit too much for karaoke, though. You need three of you. Yeah, you need your drama school friends here with you, I think, for this one. Don't Go Breaking My Heart, that's a classic couples one.

Somebody said, and there's an amazing video of a guy who goes to a karaoke bar and sings tequila. You know, that da-da-da-da. And it only says tequila once, right? Tequila! Tequila. And he just says it so deadpan. It's beautiful.

Justin Bieber on ZM, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, official word overnight. Justin Bieber has just this world tour for Australia and New Zealand because he performed a couple of shows on his world tour and then said, look guys, I can't do this. Yeah, he's been unwell. He's had that face paralysis thing and then

also his wife's been unwell as well, Hayley. Yeah, so no tour at this stage, but they have made the official announcement that his world tour did end with Rock in Rio, but it will be postponed and that your tickets for the New Zealand show will be good for the next year's concert when it's rescheduled.

Saying standby for new dates. Standby for new dates. There will be new dates. Standby. Standby? Standby. Don't panic. No, don't panic. Standby. Standby? Standby. Don't panic. No, don't panic.

Standby. Because, Vaughn, I can see a panic. You were about to panic. I was going to panic. I know you were about to panic. Don't panic. Waylay my panic? Your tickets will be good for the new date when they're announced.

I'll put my panic into standby. Put them into standby. Yeah, new dates haven't been announced yet. But they will be. I feel like I might want to panic about this. No, no, just stand by. Absolutely don't panic. You're fine.

From the sophisticated Zed and Think Tank, this is the Top Six. Hey, producer Michael G. Wilson, he produces James Bond. He was speaking at the British Film Institute and he said there's no plans to cast an actor in their 20s to play the next James Bond. They want someone in their 30s that gives them longevity

but also, remember he says, James Bond's a veteran. He's had some experience. He's a person that's been through some wars, so to speak. He's probably been in the SAS or something. He isn't some kid out of high school that you can bring in and start off. That's why it works for a 30-something. How old's

Tom Hardy? I want him to be James Bond. No, he's too old. He's too old. 45. Yeah, Tom Hardy's too old. How old's Tom Hiddleston? He'd be great. He's getting on.

Well, he's not getting on. He's out of the 30s, though. Tom Hiddleston would have to be 40s as well. I don't know who is in the 30s. Also, he's got enough work, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah, he's 41. Okay. So who could So he's got enough work, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah, he's 41. Okay.

So who could it be then? And it can't be the other Tom, Tom Holland, who plays Spider-Man because he's too young. But also like... He's skinny. Bit skinny? Yeah. You know, like, James Bond's got to be a big daddy. Yeah.

British actors. You get a bit achy though in your 30s, don't you? Wow. In my 30s. Exactly. I've got the top six problems a mid-30s James Bond would face. Okay. Number six, he started to experience two-day hangovers from a few too many martinis shaken

not stirred. Yikes. Lingers. Yeah. Who needs to switch to the vodka sodas? Yeah. Because you're hydrating at the same time. Yep.

That's as good as just drinking water, really, isn't it? Basically. That's booze water. Yeah. That's good stuff. With some bubbles in it's booze water. Yeah, that's good stuff with some bubbles in it. Booze water. Number five on the list

of the top six problems a mid-thirties James Bond would face. Just seeing his parents getting older and knowing that he's next in the family line to get older and how much that weighs

on your mind and he recalls them being his age and that just seems like yesterday but now they're like, you know, slowing down a little bit and you're a little bit worried about them and

you think like, man, I'm just going to blink and that's how old I'm going to be and then that's my problem to deal with. And then you could be in the Swiss Alps and mum could take a tumble.

You've got to go home. Mum has a fall. You've got to stop the mission and go home to look after mum. That's your ringtone. Your answer. You're like, hello. As you're like parachuting

through the Swiss Alps. Hello. James, it's Dad. Oh, Dad, what's happened? Mum's fallen down the stairs. Oh, gee. I'll be home as soon as I can, Dad. You take care of yourself, Dad.

Do you need anything? Just get here as soon as you can. I'm coming, Dad. That's a situation. That's really quite depressing, isn't it? Yeah, it's very sad Yeah Number four on the list

Of the top sex problems The mid-thirties James Bond would face Needing a colonoscopy Due to family history Oh yep Yeah Don't ignore a polyp

Don't ignore Don't ignore a little bit Of blood in the stool Yeah Every day you wake up You poo There's no blood in it It's a good day

He can dodge all those assassins But can he dodge A cancerous polyp No No one can dodge No No he can't No he can't You've got to attack it head on You've got to Yep date. He can dodge all those assassins but can he dodge a cancerous polyp? No, no one can dodge. No. No he can't. You've got to attack it head on. You've got to. Yep. Get someone

to get a garden hose size camera up there. Sort it right out. Number three on the list of the top six problems a mid-thirties James Bond would face. Finding the time to catch up with all his mates that are married with kids. You know, it's just hard to everybody's got a different schedule and you have to accommodate them.

As the childless one, you've got to be the most flexible. Just don't bother. But they're his mates, you know. There's a special place in his heart for them. We just don't have that much in common anymore. Oh, I see. I know you don't have as much in common anymore,

but you start catching up. You've been together five minutes, it feels like you're never apart. Maybe that's the measure of a good friendship. He doesn't need to hear all these stories about their sleepless nights and the kids are always sick. Yeah, but James doesn't go somewhere

and just want to talk all about himself because A, because he can't. Yeah, that's true. Those are state secrets. Yeah. He can't tell you what, you know,

Eastern European dictator on the rise, he just shot at the weekend. Yeah. But he is going to have to listen to Roger's story about little Timmy's cricket. Cricket that he plays in the summer. Great. You he is going to have to listen to Roger's story about little Timmy's cricket. Cricket that he plays in the summer. Great.

You know? Cricket camp. Yeah, tell me more about boring stuff your kids do. Number two on the list of the top six problems a mid-thirties James Bond would face. Not drinking enough water when he's out having a busy day being an international spy and

only noticing when he stops to go wheeze and it's very dark. Very amber. Yeah. You've never seen him eating in the movies, do you? No. No. I think he fasts. Yeah.

Oh, does he? He could be. Well, he's in such a hurry to be like hot dogs on the run and be all one-handed food, saucy rolls, pasties. Yeah, bakery sandwiches. And then in the mid-30s, of course, your metabolism's slowing down. He's got a little gut. Can't look great in the casinos when he goes in there with the ladies.

It's all down to hell. And number one on the list of the top six problems that mid-30s James Bond would face. Not being able to fight evil today because he's got a really sore neck from sleeping on a pillow that's not his pillow. He's going to start travelling with his own pillow, isn't he? He's going to start taking his own pillow his pillow. He's going to start travelling with his own pillow. He's going to start taking his own pillow.

I feel like you need to start travelling with your own pillow. I do travel with my own pillow. Oh my God. 90% of the time, yeah. Well, if we're with work, no, because we try

to take the smaller suitcases so we can all fit our suitcases in like one car when we get there. But if I go away like me and Sade, I take my own pillow.

I think you need to start bringing them on work trips because I swear every time you're like, oh, that pillow last night. That pillow last night. I bet it's... When you...

Apart from the Crowne Plaza that had those body pillows. Remember that? I was going to say, that was a game changer. I've got my own body pillow now. And I'll tell you, advice from a guy who's been there. If you're in a hotel and you find a pillow that really agrees with you,

don't be shy about asking where they got their pillows from. Oh no, request a pillow menu. Yeah. Or if you took your own pillow and their pillow is nicer, leave your pillow there and take the nicer one. They know. That's skanky. Don't do that. They'll know. Also, when you take off that hotel pillowcase, you see how

man-headed it is. Well, maybe just take the case off and get all the details of the pillow. Yes, that's the way to go. The brand, the code number and everything. Give that a Google and buy your own. That is today's top secret. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, there's great news, especially if you have dogs. Vaughn, you've got how many?

Three? Three dogs. Is that dog still hanging on? Lulu's hanging on. Lunan looks like a ghost. Little Lulu. Like a ghost dog. Yeah.

You know in a cartoon When there's a When there are ghosts They just kind of fade it out Sea dog Can she still poop outside Or is she Oh yeah no no

It's still outside She gets Shadow thinks she's getting Like dog mension Or whatever it is She gets a bit confused Like she'll look around And be like

Death The heart of hearing Heart of sight Yeah How old? Fifteen. If she was a human, she'd be in a Ryman or something, eh? At least one of those care homes.

Yeah, she'd be shipped off. Well, great news because petting dogs stimulates the brains and makes you more sociable. Yeah, that's – I feel it. I feel it when you pet a dog because I also don't own a dog so I don't have the responsibility. Let the dog sniff sociable. Yeah, that's... I feel it. I feel it when you pet a dog. Because I also don't own a dog, so I don't have the responsibility. Let the dog sniff your hand. Don't rock straight in for a pat.

Even if it's the friendliest looking dog in the world, let it have a sniff, let it establish you as a not threat. If you just rock in straight with a hand, it will bite them. They did some research in Switzerland, hopefully with those big, cute... What are those? Swiss St. Bernard's? The barrels? In Switzerland, hopefully with those big, cute, what are those Swiss say, bernards? Yeah.

With the barrels? Yeah. In Switzerland, they always have the barrels. And they made even the most grumpiest people more sociable. Oh. You know that my favourite show, what is it? Oh, yeah. Old Folks Home for Four-Year-Olds.

Yeah. Old folks home for four year olds They should do Surface him and his camera Old folks They should do old folks home for dogs Get like Get pets into the Into the homes Or it's like that ad for that thing Where the old boy's

On the way home from seeing his wife's grave And he stops and adopts their three legged dog And then takes it to the beach And they've both got amputated legs. You'll get her going, you'll get her going. And you know that dog passed, that dog passed away. Did it? Yeah. Blue was its name, it was the star of that ad

it passed away. Well the research out of Switzerland says that seeing, feeling and touching dogs boost neurons in the prefrontal cortex. Oh thank god it's the prefrontal cortex. Yeah, thank God it's the prefrontal cortex. Yeah, because you don't want the postnatal cortex. That's when you give birth to a dog.

Oh, right, yeah. And that's why they have petting dogs at airports now and anxiety dogs. That's what makes you feel better. So if you're feeling in a grumpy mood, you don't want to go out to like the staff function that was last night, Vaughan, maybe just pet your dogs. You didn't go. Yeah, because I don't have a dog. All right, so if you had a dog.

If I had a dog, I would have come and gone. You would have felt more social. Also, it was very late. I was in bed at like 20 past eight last night. It was very toasty. Well, we were working. Yeah. I can feel that the girls are upset with us that we didn't go.

I just looked up fluffy dog breeds. Yeah. The Leon Burger. People forget about that. That's a big fluffer. Yeah, that's cute. Newfoundlands, Newfies, they are big fluffers too. Big fluffy woof woofs.

My friend's got a Samoyed. Oh, yeah. That's like getting a cream couch, except the couch can run and roll and shit. Like, I don't know how anyone keeps a Samoyed clean. Yeah, no, they don't. Or this bright white dog. Is that a new fee? I mean, it's a Friday.

Give yourself a little treat. Google fluffy dogs. Google fluffy dogs. You'll feel way better. Play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley. Play ZM. Fletchford and Hayley's silly little pose. Silly little pose. Play CDM. I'm upset.

I'm upset. I'm going to do the silly little poll and I think that Vaughn's upset. Did he want to do the silly little poll? Did you want to do it? You can do it if you want. This is another character I'm working on. Guy who's upset over stuff that doesn't matter. I've got to tell you, in the last couple of weeks, your character work has been absolutely astonishing.

You've really seen some character work from me. It's really coming along. He does quite a bit of character work, actually. Our silly little poll today. Are you happy for me to proceed, Vaughn? I suppose so. My seat's at the wrong height.

Leftovers. How do you reheat them? In the container or in a bowl or on a plate? Like, do you dump the contents of the container into a plate

and then reheat? To me, it's entirely dependent on what I'm heating. And a lot of the time, I don't heat leftovers. I just eat something. Aaron does it too and I'm always like, Aaron, I hate that. I made so much effort to make you this spaghetti bolognese

and here you are hooning mince from the fridge. Spag bol, I wouldn't eat the spaghetti the next day because it's all gluggy and I'm not really No, but that's why you reheat and you add a dash of olive oil. Lube it up. Lube up this bag. Yeah.

I would, lasagna, I would eat cold. Pizza, I eat cold. Oh, no. It's so much more warm. No, no. I can't do cold food. Cold curries, you know what is a real treat? A cold Indian.

Okay, well, for the benefit of the silly little poll, if you were heating a curry, would you heat it in the plastic? No, not in the plastic. Never. I don't put plastic in the microwave. I don't trust it. No, but if you put it in a sistema, if you made a home-cooked meal and put it in a sistema. Yeah. Would you microwave the sistema and then when it's microwaved, put it on the plate?

Am I eating everything in there? Or would you just eat it out of the sistema? I would heat it and eat it out of the systemer. Thank you. That one really snuck up on me. I was going to announce its arrival, but then that would have made it not happen. Save on dishes, baby. Eat and eat out of the same container.

Eat and eat. Same. In the container, 57%. In a bowl or a plate, 43%. Yeah, it's just doubling dishes though, isn't it? Yeah. But then if I know I'm going to reheat something, I'd just rather put it into a bowl rather than a Sistema.

And if you've got a lot of it, you can't reheat the lot. But also, you love glad wrap. No, I don't. You do. Oh, my God. Fletch had a soup here at work the other day, and he put glad wrap on it. Yeah, glad wrap on it. Yeah, because there was no other option.

There was no other option. Put a paper towel over the top. No, because those will catch fire. No, they don't. Famously, nothing catches fire in a microwave apart from metal. You don't. You always put a little paper towel to stop the spittage. Why are you putting cling film in there? He hates the environment. To stop the spittage. Oh my God, you hate

Mother Nature. And then when I finished with it, I went down to the wharf and a pot of dolphins came up and I fingered it into the blowhole of a dolphin. There you go, buddy. What a piece of shit. Still had a bit of soup on it too,

the glad wrap. Some feedback. Sally says it depends actually. It does depend, doesn't it? If I will eat all of what is left, I reheat in the container. Why mess another dish? If I won't eat all of it, it's on a plate.

Multiple reheating decreases the quality of the food and increases food safety. You got a bit boring at the end there, Sally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got caught up in the weeds. Stop preaching. Sally, we don't need to hear about your food safety regulations. I don't need to be told that chicken can't be defrosted and then refrozen and then defrosted again and then cooked.

Absolutely, and then reheat the whole lot. I've eaten half a bag of hepatitis A berries. I'm fine. You've got to try something. Hamish says, in the container, why waste dishes? I cook two minute noodles in a pot, then I eat them from the pot. Yeah, that's good thinking. He also wants to say better living.

I can't deal with the fork, the noodles, the fork on the pot. Oh, the scratchy, scratchy sound. Always when I made noodles after school, we'd put them in a bowl. Do you know what I had the other day was like a... You're a bit bloody precious, aren't you? Yeah, he's a pretty, he's what we call a prissy boy. Imagine the World War I trenches. We're all, you know, making our oats, making our gruel.

Fletcher's like, you're scratching your fork on the pot. It makes me feel icky. I'm going to stand up. Don't stand up! And that's how I die. And then your brains is in my oats. Oh, sorry about that. Thanks for that.

You've ruined my oats now. Oats are oats. Drew's got some feedback. If you heat it in the container, then it stains the container. No one likes an orange to steamer. Oh, yeah. And you're not in the container, then it stains the container. No one likes an orange to steamer. Oh, yeah. And you're not getting that unoranged. No.

Even if there is a hack from an adult listening radio station on Facebook. Jillian. I mean, friend of the show, Jillian, please. Heat it in a saucepan if it needs to be a slow reheat. It'd be too fancy. We don't have time for that. Jillian. Calm in her hands.

Adam says, what are leftovers? I mean, that's a very good call. Now, let's wind back the clock. Last night. Last night. Well, we filmed Have You Been Paying Attention? And man, I got us out of there fast. She was moving.

It's Aaron's birthday yesterday. Can I mention the episode is on tonight and a special guest. Oh, my God. Okay, this was such bad behaviour. We have Carlos Ulberg in the studio. He is a Kiwi UFC fighter, right? He's about to do a fight in Madison Square Garden next month. Huge news.

He comes in, right? I actually didn't know who he was beforehand. I't follow UFC so I was like great now I read the questions and I was writing the questions for him because on Instagram you are following all the UFC now yeah just now this morning as a result of this because the guy walks in and everyone's like I don't want to belittle the guy. He's a fantastic athlete, but he's as creep as he is gorgeous. He's in your wheelhouse. Or you should have seen the makeup girls. I come into the studio, right?

Oh, Lord. And we don't see them for a while. And then suddenly one of them comes in and is like, why has she done her bloody hair? She's curled her own hair and slapped on her face herself. Oh, gosh, she was being naughty. Our floor manager was very hands-on. She usually stands right back.

See it all on Have you been paying attention tonight On TVNZ Tonight 19 actually A little bit later What because it gets handsy No because of the Voice Australia premiere But anyway

Oh right okay Anyway Enough about Carlos Do follow him on Instagram though Bloody eyeful Anyway So last night we did that And I got home

And I was trying to get home early Because it was Aaron's birthday And I'd spent none of the day with him Got there He had a friend over They were having some beers I jumped in We did that and I got home and I was trying to get home early because it was Aaron's birthday and I'd spent none of the day with him. Got there, he had a friend over, they were having some beers. I jumped in and I had a couple of wines. I'd already had a wine at, I haven't been paying attention. Then our friend left and we went to dinner, a few more wines.

Came back, couple more wines on the bin bags. Went to bed. On a school night? On a school night. Wow. I'm a big girl. Anyway, and then I was checking my, because I didn't check my emails yesterday at all because I was busy.

And then I checked my emails this morning. I was like, oh God, I've got a few of them, don't I? And one of them was like, your bid was successful. And I was like, eh? And I opened it up and I bought a bloody window. I bought a window. Because you've been looking at stained glass because you're doing your renos.

Yes. Restoring the old villa. And you want a stain glass window. Yeah, there's an old, like, there's a kind of a 70s window that they put in and it's not right. And I was like to Aaron, I was like, really want a stain glass window or a lead light window. And last night, drunk Hayley bought one. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, but the measurements are all wrong.

So it's not going to fit? Well, I have to make it fit. And then the woman's just emailed me saying, thanks for winning. You know, when would you like to collect it? And I was like, sure. How much do we pay? What is this? Is it even in the right city for pickup?

Yes, it is in Auckland. Okay, right. I believe. Anyway, I love this. I've bought a window. You may need to resell this window. Yeah, maybe. Look out for my Trade Me listings.

You might see a beautiful 100-year-old lead-light window on there. But I want to know what was your drunk purchase? Something that you might not even remember, bloody. Ordering it and it turns up. Until it turns up. Or you get the email. Yes, like I haven't done.

Saying it's been shipped and you're like, what? Oh, what's that? Or even like, I mean, I wasn't drunk drunk, but it had slipped my mind. But you know when you're a little bit tipsy maybe and you get a little loose with your coins? Yes. And maybe you've made, you know,

you had the confidence to buy something that perhaps sober you wouldn't have bought. Wouldn't have got, yeah. Okay, well 0800 DARS at Emma's number. Give us a call. Text as well, 9696. What did you buy under the influence of alcohol? Well, tipsy Hayley last night has bought a lovely window off Trade Me.

Yeah. A, I don't really need this window. B, it's too small if we were going to put it in the place where it could go. But anyway, it's gorgeous. I'm going to buy it. But are you going to make it fit? Mmm. Or resell it?

I think you'll pick it up and then make a decision. Yeah, I think you'll pick it up and make a decision. Yeah, okay. But I want to know your drunk purchase. Yeah, and maybe it's been on Trade Me or just an online order and you didn't know until you checked your email the next day or it just arrived on your doorstep. Then you wake up and you think, what am I going to do with a box of buttons?

You know? Why did I buy that? Maybe you didn't. Maybe it was somebody Anonymous joins us. Good morning, Anonymous. What was your drunk purchase? Oh, good morning. So there is a bit of context to this, but just to cut it short, I basically, after a few Boxing Day drinks,

bought tickets to the Star Trek 50th birthday convention in Las Vegas. What? My dude, what a purchase. And then, yeah, so there was like a reason, but I just was like, I'm going to do it. And then the next couple of days when I was sort of back at work, I thought, holy shit, now I've got to get to Las Vegas and go. So we did.

You did? Oh, that's good Las Vegas and go. So we did. You did? Oh, that's good that you did go. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I went for one day to the show, but that was it. My husband went there. He loved it. Oh, right. So your husband would have loved it.

But you hadn't remembered buying them. Well, I kind of had, but it was that dawning of, oh, my gosh, this was really not a thought, not a well thought out plan. I would never have done it had I not been a little bit happy. A little Christmas jolly. Because things like the...

Yeah, it was good. It worked out really well. I was the wife of the century. Yeah, I bet. It was, yeah. An expensive drunk purchase. It was. Oh, my God. Amazing.

Thanks, you call anonymous. Ashley, this was a friend. Yeah, so hi, guys. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. I just have my friend's story to tell, so kind of similar to the previous caller, but she got really drunk one night, and then the next morning she woke up to a confirmation email to a festival in Budapest, to the Ziget Festival.

Oh, my God. Wow. She's going to Budapest next year. Oh, she is. Well, I've been to that festival. It's incredible. I mean, it is amazing. Friends went this year.

Yeah. Yeah, it's so much fun. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's really hilarious as well because she's not the kind of person that would do something like this. So it was kind of really, like, out the park for her. So she's kind of like, does anyone want to come with me? I don't know, I might be going to Budapest next year as well. We'll see.

We'll see what happens. I mean, you know, World War III pending. Yeah. It's very close to Ukraine, isn't it? All right. Thanks for silver lining that trip there, Fletch. Yeah, wow. That's real cool.

Really get them excited for it. That's real good. I'm sure her friend's anxiety was already pinging a little bit. But now, yeah, good, good. Jo, what was your drunk purchase? Morning all. Morning. Yeah, I was building a house, and my girlfriend and I got on the wines,

and we were just carrying on, reading through the paper a few years ago and ended up buying two things. And one was a spa bath. Oh! And it was okay. Did it sit in the corner? Was it one of those corner spa baths you put in the corner? It was. Oh, romantic.

Yes, it was. In your lovely hometown of Moransville, I might add. I've been in a couple of corner spas in Moransville in my time.

But the disaster was I also bought a spa pool. I don't think you need both. You don't need both. I did. I did. When you're drunk, you've got a very heavy angle into the spa pools.

Yes. Oh, definitely. I had to then tell my husband, yeah, I bought one in Auckland, so how are we going to get it back down? Jeepers, you. Good Lord. Naughty, naughty. I know.

But it was good. But, you know, you don't think about These things when you're drunk Do you? Yeah and when your muscles Are feeling all soft in the spa Exactly Thank you Joe Some messages in to finish

Somebody said There's someone on Facebook Marketplace At the moment Trying to sell Thousands of cable ties Due to a drunk purchase Of thousands of cable ties

I reckon you need A pack of 20 I don't think you'll ever Use more than a thousand Although they're so handy. How many do they have? Thousands, it says. Oh my God.

So many thousands of cable ties. 10 garden flamingos. Couldn't for the life of me figure out why I wanted them or where I was going to put them the next morning. My friend and I both bought shiwis when we were drinking. The day it arrived, we were having drinks again. So we tried them. I can honestly say sober me has never touched the shiwi.

Globe Skateboards did a collab with Sesame Street some years ago and I drunkenly purchased eight Sesame Street skateboards. Great! That's kind of cool. If you're into skateboarding. But I accidentally bought two Big Birds. I bet you missed that

on a snuffle off of this. Did you not go, one, ah, ah, ah, two, ah, ah, ah. You should always do that when counting. You should. Especially Sesame Street stuff. Yeah. God, there's so many in. Girlfriend bought a horse. No, those things are

money drains. Lockdown one woke up to an email confirming the purchase of a $9,000 Persian rug. Walked into the lounge and our furniture was moved. I worked out that in a drunken stupor I'd stand our rug with a knocked over bottle of red wine and covered it with the furniture and then tried to order another one. Oh my God. Oh my God.

I mean, they were wild days. They were. They were wild times. Play. ZM's F. Flirting in the workplace. A bit of fun? Some harm was fun or could it lead to more? Or could it lead to HR, do you mean? Yeah, something like that.

A study has looked into who flirts most at work. Right. In terms of, you know, where they sit on the hierarchy of the office. Some workplaces are like no relationships. And like people have like lost their jobs. Even if they're having consensual, like in America, like big bosses. Yeah, that's a thing. I don't think there would be such a thing here, would it?

I mean, where else? This is what I always think with friends who are single. Where do you meet people? Yeah, well, you spend the whole entire working day or waking day at work. Yeah, exactly. So they have found that they're calling it sexual behaviour, but they're calling it flirting in the workplace. This points to men in low power positions.

So it's more them than it is like high power bosses. Men who are maybe a bit more insecure about their role at work. They're more likely to use sort of charming flirts to sort of, I don't know, bump up their profile a little bit. So they're using it. Right. Yeah, I know. Because it helps to portray a more powerful image, I guess.

So if you're in a low position, but you're a big bloody ladies' man, they think it gives them a bit more power. It kind of pumps up their image. That's why I didn't stay down for long. Yeah. I scurried up that corporate ladder like the little Faradayian. Yeah. So they're saying, I mean, whether it's wanted or not in the workplace,

whether you're sort of being overtly flirty in a fun way or in a way that's like, oh, my God, stop. Creepy. Yeah, but it makes them feel more powerful. Now, who would you say out of you two is the lower? Well Vaughan's basically management. You're always upstairs. Senior leadership.

Constantly in the lift up and down. Up and down, up and down. And you love a flirt. God when he walks past reception Vaughan you can't stop. They're in my demo you know. Yeah. They're in my demo. He's just trying to get a good car park. He's trying to move up a level in the car parking,

and it's never happening. Is that why you've got a drive-in car park? Oh, yeah, yeah. You have to drive into the basement and then, you know, I go around the corner, and then I've got to narrowly avoid a pole. And when I back out, I avoid another pole. Yeah. The roller door opens for old King Flirt over here.

Straight in. Straight in. Because he flirts with the parking ladies. Yeah. You get it done. Every time. Yeah. All right, I'm ready to crank up the flirt level.

G'day, Jacks. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. If you could hear the things we talk about during the songs. We wouldn't have jobs. Hey, this is exciting news. Yeah. Crack open the shardy, guys.

Yes. Look at me, look at me, look at me. Kath and Kim, they're back. An anniversary special has been confirmed this year. It's going to be happening. Is it going to be one of those friends? Because I know some people didn't like the friends reunion because it wasn't episodes.

It was just an interview. It was reminiscing. It was kind of sad. And they were interviewed by James Corden. Yeah. And James Corden was there. Get a Kimmel or a Fallon or, you know. Anyway, so I don't know.

They've released some details. It's been 20 years since it started, Catherine Cullum. So it's an anniversary. It's exclusive to Channel 7 in Australia. Seven. That's seven, isn't it? Yeah, they do Home and Away. So what they've said is that it'll be,

they say they will reprise their original roles, which is what the Friends people didn't do. Okay. So they are going to be in character for a two-part celebration to bring Australia a slice of their lives today. So it does sound like it's going to be a kind of episode. But then it says, with never-before-seen moments and appearances from some familiar faces and special guests.

Right. So they'll be in character, but okay. So it'll be role playing We should get the inside scoop from our dear friend Glenn Robbins We played Cal Cal to see what it was going to be

What it was going to be It sounds like it could be a mixture if they're in character but also you're going to see never before seen moments How are they going to be injected into it Because I love as well that it's had a whole new lease of life. Having what, being picked up on Netflix in like 20, what, a couple of years ago?

Yeah. And it's just kind of brought it to a whole new generation. Yeah. It finished in 2007. Yeah. Isn't that insane to think? Wow. I know.

Yeah. So Kim said the mother-daughter duo can't wait for fans to see what they've been up to over the last two decades. We know you've all been waiting with bad breath to see us again. You'll be gooped and gagged when you see how I am in my new Mustard Moo Moo Micro Mini. Wow. And of course I can't be shooting at the old house because that got demolished. Correct.

And then Kath says, Well, I'm a tag hag and I'll be serving you a 12-inch fly and a mango epidural because they are back in fashion big time, just like us. God, they're going to be in character and it's going to be absolutely incredible. So it's happening in Australia. They haven't set a date.

No, but they said this year. Wow. There's not that many months left. No. Is this the right time to say I've never watched it? I thought you had. I thought you had. No, I've never watched it.

Oh, my God. You're in for a treat. I'm familiar with it, but I've never watched it. You would love it, though, but you've... I thought you had. No, I've seen clips and that, but I've never watched. Oh, my God. I've never watched Catch Kim.

It's brilliant. It is brilliant. Well, we're very excited. Nah, I've seen clips and that, but I've never watched. Oh, my God. It's brilliant. It is brilliant. Well, we're very excited. Yeah, maybe catch up. Yeah. Catch up. You've got the seasons. It's time to catch up.

Oh, my God. All right. Well, yeah, it can't be too far away because what have we got? How many days till the end of the year? 80-something? No. 88? Yeah, no.

Not even. Like 70-something. Surely this is Google. Google days till the end of the year, 80-something? No. 88? Yeah, no, not even, like 70-something. Surely this is Google. Google days till the end of the year. How many days till the end of the year? I reckon it'll be 87 or 86. No, because we lessen that to Christmas, and then there's only a few days after that. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Oh, my God, it's 86. I'm sorry. Look at me. Look at me. I'm sorry. Hello, Soundkeeper Georgia here. So I've actually banned producer Jared from playing the Secret Sound guesses from the show in the Fletch, Fawn and Hayley podcast.

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Or who was that? Which one? We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there. Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating and review. Please do. Unless it's a bad one. Oh, yeah.

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