ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 8th February 2023

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee by redeeming your MyMaccas rewards points. This is the last I want to hear of this. The final update, and then we're moving on, we're moving apart. Your shoes have arrived.

Oh, I don't want to hear about them either We will hear you Because you just want to roast me You just want to roast me for buying cycling shoes Well now I want to see you put your stupid little legs Into these stupid shoes Open them up You know what I don't want to

I don't want to I feel like this is very She said fucking open them up Thank you Vaughn I'm fucking sick of being disrespected around here It gets real angry sometimes She said fucking open them up! Thank you, Vaughn. I'm fucking sick of being disrespected around here. It gets real angry sometimes. I'm just sick of you answering back to your mother. Well, mum's a bitch.

Yeah, you married a bitch. You married a bitch, okay? And we gave birth to a c***. Telling your dad she married a c***. Please beep out that word, Bourne. That is really disrespectful. Bleep the whole thing. I don't want any remnant of the start of Ransom.

I was talking to a friend who is from the Uke, Britain, and has been living here in New Zealand, and has said in six months, his family back in the U UK have been disgusted at the language he's started using. Oh, really? Like the C word. I thought we got that from the British.

I did too, but maybe not. Maybe they're a bit posh. Maybe they're a bit posh. Oh, they're a bit posh. Maybe they need to harden the fuck up. Is your friend from the Upp a bit posh? Oh, no. The shoes.

What's that? It's a free box. Cool. Because the packaging's so large. Listeners, listeners. He has opened the package's a free box. Cool. Because the packaging's so large. Listeners, listeners, he has opened the package. From Evo Cycles. And there's a D-small wooden Where are they? Oh, here they come.

They're in here. Shimano. Oh my god! I saw them on the side. Must be nice. Shimano. They make fishing gear. What the fuck is that? Yeah they're good

They look like football boots Yeah they do Show me the bottom So you can clip-clop without Can I please have a feel? Screwing your clip-clops Yeah Oh my god they've got like

Snowboard binding Instead of laces you have like a snowboard binding How do you let it down? Oh for god's sake You pull it out Yeah Okay well can we just move on and just forget about this? No I'm so disappointed You have like a snowboard binding. How do you let it down? Oh, for God's sake. You pull it out. Yeah. Okay, well, can we just move on and just forget about this? No, I'm so disappointed.

You're going to pull out with, look at that. Got it when you're playing in the masses. Fuck. And when you're playing with them. Look at that. Dad, mum's being a bitch again. Hey! Oh, my God.

Don't speak to your mother like that. That's my bitch. Look at the heels of them. That is just the ugliest thing. That is a shoe, my dude. You were actually at the gym yesterday, and you caught a man perving at you. I did. Oh, my God.

So the women's gym is up a level from the standard gym, and you go up the stairs, then I was sitting on the this raise I don't usually do it you know like the quad where you do a quad and you lift up the thing with your feet I just saw it

I was a bit bored Oh the leg extension Yeah the leg extension I was on the leg extension and there's a window in front of me and then through that window across the street

and into the next building and through that window I saw a guy just like swivelling in a chair watching me. I was like, what a fantastic view this man has of the women's gym. What was he watching you do? Lift my shins up. The thrusting.

No, not thrusting. It wasn't thrusting. If I was thrusting, I'd be on the floor and he wouldn't be able to see me. He's missing the best stuff. Would you ask for another desk if your view was just constantly looking into a gym? No, he was loving it. He was on the phone, he was swiveling. I'd put one of those stickers that you can

see out of but not into. Okay, so you'd want to still perv. But you wouldn't want me to know. Well, it's nice to sit by a window. Mum, dad's being a perv again. You're married a perv. You're married a perv, Mum. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Thank you, Sam. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Only two All Blacks matches in the whole country this year. Sky Stadium in Wellington is good enough for Ed Sheeran, but clearly not good enough for the All Blacks.

So one in Dunedin, one in Auckland. But I thought they normally play like 10 games. Is it because the World Cup's on? You're really out of your depth, aren't you, babe? Yeah. Yeah.

Help us, Vaughan. Sports. You've come to the wrong man. No, it's not the Rugby World Cup. Nah, next year? But there were 23. No, it's not the Rugby World Cup. Nah, next year? But there were 20, say. No, it is the 2023 Rugby World Cup. It's due to be the 10th Rugby World Cup.

It'll be in France from the 8th of September to the 28th of October. When was the last one, 2019 or 2020? Because I know the Tokyo Olympics got pushed to 2021, but I'm feeling like there might have been a 2019 just before the pandemic. Yeah, I think so. It was... So... This is why I'm a black...

This is why I'm a black ferns boy. I know. I know you are. You know I love the black ferns. I've got a death test match. That'll be why there's only two matches because September, October,

that's prime kind of... They're over. ...season, isn't it? And you don't want to be injured before the World Cup. Yeah. Okay, wow. There you go.

It's bubble wrap. Yes. Bubble wrap wow. There you go. Precious bubble wrap. Yes. Bubble wrap rugby players. That's what we've got. Coming up on the show, the top six. Yeah, Sydney Airport is bringing back the baggage auctions. This is unclaimed baggage they've had hanging around for ages that nobody's come forward on.

Probably just claimed insurance and written it off, to be honest. There must be so much baggage. Yeah. Well, that's why it's taking up too much space, so they've got to get rid of it. Just when you said that, I felt like I was back in therapy. So much baggage. Oh, my God. Hayley, what we're going to do with some of your baggage is we're going to have a virtual emotional auction.

Oh, my God. I would love to auction off some of my baggage. Yeah. And your demons will be buying your baggage, and they'll be taking it with them, leaving you baggage free. Oh, my God, I would love to auction off some of my baggage. Yeah, and your demons will be buying your baggage and they'll be taking it with them, leaving you baggage-free. Oh, my God. This is fantastic. Where will the money go? Well, the money technically isn't money.

Let's call it spiritual tokens. And then it gives you the strength to face further things in your future. Incredible. Wait, where does the money go? So you're saying that the baggage handlers at Sydney Airport that are useless are not getting people their bags in the first place? Don't deliver them. Your name's on the outside of your bag.

Would you like it kicked a little harder next time talking about baggage handlers? Yeah. Hey, we've all seen the video of those baggage handlers. Whee! Whee! So good. I don't know where the money goes. I'll do some investigation and I'll find out.

That's interesting. I watch so much YouTube and I'll find out. That's interesting. I watch so much YouTube of people buying lost luggage and then just opening it up and being like, what did I get? Was it worth it?

Well, so it's the storage wars idea that you just get whatever's in there and it could be rubbish or it could be gold bars. It could be Louis Vuitton. So that,

it's always Louis Vuitton. The top six things you'd hope to get in an airport baggage auction. All right, that's coming up in the top six. Next on the show, though, France. Oui. The inventors of the menace a trois. The menace a trois.

The menace a trois. Did they invent that or just? They invented it. They invented it. Exclusively two people before them. Yes. Oh, right. Okay.

Until one brave Frenchman proposed to his partner that somebody else join them. Amazing. Only French would have the arrogance and the audacity to even propose it. But, you know, absolutely. Now, it's still one of their biggest exports to this day. Okay. You know that? What?

Menage a trois. Every time you have a menage a trois, you've got to pay a dividend to the French government. Yeah. It's your journey for them. Or is it like champagne? If you have a menage a trois overseas, it's not officially.

Nah, it's just a threesome. It's just a threesome. Okay, right. You can only have a menage a trois in France. Right, yeah. Well, there's news from France. There is. You can only have a menage a trois in France. Right, yeah. Well, there's news from France. There is. Maybe it will involve a menage a trois.

Who knows? Or your ability to watch a menage a trois. Anyway. It's next. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. A vis-à-vous et en danse? What? Oh, no.

Pornhub est un communique complet. Why are you saying it like it's Spanish? I don't know. Yeah, Pornhubby. Yeah, Pornhub. Freddy Gonzalez, the little mouse. Is he offensive now? I think he's always been. Do you think he was?

Does he still pop up in Looney Tunes cartoons? I'm sure. It wasn't a negative stereotype. Right. He had the voice but he was like a good guy and he was very quick. I think if you're explaining it you're losing.

Darwin, could you do a quick Google on Speedy Gonzalez to see if he's okay or cancelled? Wait a minute. Oh, okay. We've been sent a link. Feeling that the character presented an offensive Mexican stereotype cartoon network shelved Speedy Gonzales film. Cartoon network, eh? Okay.

But he was nice. Can we redact Brim's early accent? Does he ever run really fast in a wide-brimmed hat? How did he keep it on? How did he keep it on? How did he keep it on? That chin strap must have been really poor. Well, to France we go.

To France we go. I'm just really shook by this Spiti Gonzales news. This, to be honest, is bigger news than what I'm about to tell you. France is trialling a proof of identification, a proof of age, before you can watch adult content online. Now, you will need sort of like a digital ID. So like a government ID. You know when you...

Like your real me. Your real me. Your real me or you have to write your driver's license number and something. Yeah. So just before you're like, well, I'm like to play with myself. Where's my driver's license? Yeah, you've really got to like do a bit of admin.

B, Z, 3, 9. Hopefully this isn't a mood killer for anybody. Is it not going to be like when you enter a booze site? Like a site that sells alcohol and says, are you over 18? And you say yes and it says good. That's it and you don't have to give ID.

No, it's going to be more full on than that. I feel like the UK tried this a few years ago. They did. And it's just too hard. Too hard basket. Well, that's where you've got to take care of it, don't you? Too hard basket.

But apparently they are going to try it, but I can't see how it's any different from when the UK did it. And that was what everybody said. Well, if I put this in, you're going to know everything I've looked at. Yes. Which is problematic. If that information was to leak. Like, for example, there's a hack of the government system and Hayley Sproul's ideas associated with her keywords

when it comes to searches. Everyone say them on three. One. Panic attack. I just look at my fiancé and that's all I need. That's all I need. Just to stare into the eyes of the one I love. Yeah, that's all the adult material you need.

Yeah. Yeah. Would you, if this was a law here in New Zealand, would you do it? No. I'd probably go back to magazines. You'd go underground. Every now and then you go into a rural service station and you see the magazines and the plastic bags and you're like, really?

How bad is the internet out here? Are they still making them? Yeah. I think it's for truckies because, you know, some places don't have 3G. They should get endless data. Oh, right, no 3G. They should get endless data. Oh, right, no 3G. They should get endless data. Endless data.

I'd get Starlink in Ascania, to be honest. Yeah, yeah. Imagine that, you see Ascania parked up at a rest stop with the Starlink satellite on the roof. I know. Now I feel like I'm going to drive past a parked truck on the side of the road and go, oh, mate. That's what he's up to.

Do you want a hot spot? Yeah. Do you want a hot spot, mate? Pull up, open up your hot spot, take the password off, change the Wi-Fi name to knock yourself out. Yeah, I've got you sorted. So yeah, France is going to try it.

Okay. Well, good luck to the French teenagers. Wouldn't you just use your You'd use a VPN, right? Your parents? Everyone's just going to get a VPN Dad can I borrow your Pornhub ID number Yeah I don't know son

How long have my parents been honing my Netflix login I think it's different though I'm happy with my parents to watch The Crown using my Netflix I'm not happy You know You log on and you I think there is a version of The Crown Yeah it's called the crowning.

All right. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, flight attendants have online, and I think it's one of those flight attendant pages, groups that they belong to. Somebody asked, Hey, guys, guys, what's the one thing about passengers

that really, really annoys you? Toes. You know when you see someone with bare feet on a plane? Yeah, and they push them up between the gap and the seats in front of them. Yeah, yeah. That is one of the gross habits that a lot of people mention was passengers that walk to the toilet barefoot. Because, you know, the toilets, Especially on a long haul flight They're manky

Oh you've got to get in early There's bits of wheeze On the floor Yeah There's wheeze Lots of wheeze No toilet paper Water from hand washing

All over the floor You've got to have some You've got to have your Birkenstocks or some slides Yeah you have to slip on a slide So that was one of the gross habits So the list Of the biggest habits

That flight attendants hate about you, passengers, not saying hello at the door. I hate that. Don't be rude. Well, who doesn't say hello at the door? I always say hello at the door. Kia ora, welcome aboard. Imagine. What, you just ignore the person? No, I have a chat. So rude.

And sometimes I flirt. Oh. Well, you kind of have to say hello as well here because in New Zealand, I always check your boarding pass. Yeah. Whereas a lot of like, when you fly overseas,

they don't care. They're just like, get on. No, but you still see some people go like, just holding their phone or their ticket up to them and then they just walk on. Don't do that. Using the bathroom

as soon as the food service starts. Oh, yeah, but I've got to. I've got to go wheeze. On a long-haul flight. I've got to go wheeze. I'm stuck behind the little trolley. You know with the food services coming, they've just announced it. Get up and go to the toilet then or wait until after.

Yeah. That's a real pet hate for flight attendants. Great. Another one that came up was handing all the stacked rubbish. Like at the end of a meal, you stack everything. Or you have heaps of rubbish and you stack it all. Some of them don't like that.

Why don't they like that? I reckon maybe because, you know, with Air New Zealand they separate the recyclable from the non-recyclable. Maybe you're mixing it all up and they'd rather just do it themselves. You're making it harder. Yeah. Another thing that flight attendants hate about you, passengers,

tapping them to get attention. Like just a little shoulder tap or a little back or a little side tap. Oh, my God. Don't touch me. They didn't mention clicking the fingers, but I imagine that would be one. Because that's what I do. Because you don't touch them and you say, garcon, garcon. Garcon, garcon.

Yeah. Another one, passengers that insist on telling me their seat number. I'm assuming this is when they're getting on the plane. Come on. I'm 16C. I think you'll find them on the wing. Yeah. And I am capable of removing the door in case of an emergency. Why do they hate that?

I feel like that's just saying it to the flight attendant before the flight attendant says it to you. Because, you know, when you walk on, you know where you're sitting. Maybe you're familiar with travel and you'll be like, I'm 13D or whatever. You'd be like, 13D just down here. Well, do you feel like these things, like the stacking of the trays and the saying of the number, it's like, this is my job.

Yeah, that's true. Don't do my job for me. Yeah, maybe. I'll tell you where you're sitting. Another thing that flight attendants said they hate, queuing as soon as the plane lands. Oh, yeah. Straight up.

You got your bags and you're like right there. Just a reminder to keep your seatbelt on until the plane has stopped. Another one is opening the bin during, like the overhead bin, getting something out of your bag, but then not shutting the lid. Yeah. Shutting the door and sitting back down. We're the worst. Because then they have to do it.

Another one was talking to the cabin crew while eating. I guess that's just talking while eating. That's just rude anyway, isn't it? Somebody said parents that hand me their diapers to put in the bin. To put in the bin? Get out. Like maybe they've changed them on the seat. You're changing

the toilet though, right? No, you just change wherever you can, wherever's handy, but you don't then offload the pooey dipes. Yeah. You go and drop that off. The pooey dipes.

You go and drop that off yourself. Touch the biohazard yourself. Yeah. Yuck. Well, there you go. That's what the main ones that flight attendants said they absolutely hate.

It's so interesting, eh, that being a flight attendant has such an air of glamour about it. You know, the uniforms and just the whole kind of mannerisms of it. The travel. But having to deal with the pooey dipes and people like poking you for attention. Yeah, no thanks.

That's a no thanks from me. So I read this article last night and was like, holy moly, Handmaid's Tale. This is what it reminded me of. And now reading it again, I'm like, I don't know where I stand on this. There has been a recent paper published by the Columbian Medical College, which discusses something called whole body gestational donation, donation in which a woman can give prior consent to become a surrogate

in the event that they become long term comatose or brain dead. So like an organ donor but you're a body donor. You're a uterus donor. So if you were to be in an accident and you were brain dead and there was no chance of you coming back but your body was still functional enough that you could have a child in your womb for nine months,

then you could give consent to your womb being used before they switch off your life support. So like an organ donor. Like an organ donor. Like an organ donor, you would be like, yes, you can use me as a surrogate. Well, it's like just being a surrogate. Like I'll put your child in me and I'll carry it to term and then you can have the baby. But I'm not around for it mentally.

Which might be like a parting gift for some people. Some people might be like, well, I'd love to help someone. Should I be? It's like how you donate organs. They're no good to me. Yeah, yeah. But this is different because you're being kept alive. You're being kept alive.

For nine months. To birth another human. And then are you kept alive to do more afterwards? Oh, God, I'm not. I don't know. How long can they do it for? It's quite full on, isn't it? It's quite full on.

But also how many people would tick the box of being brain dead, physically healthy, and the right age to be brain dead? You would have to have been in an accident, right? Or have something had happened to you. They say female patients in a persistent vegetative state. So there's no coming back from it. How many people are even in that state now? Also, it's not the handmaid's tale.

We've still got plenty of people on Earth that can do this when they're alive. And we've got no shortage of human beings. No shortage. In fact, you could argue we've got too many. A couple of dozen too many. This isn't necessary. Yeah, I know. But still, people want children.

Like, no matter what, no matter if we're told, like, we really have too many people on this planet, people will be like, yeah, but it's want children. Like no matter what, no matter if we're told like we don't, we really have too many people on this planet. People will be like, yeah, but it's my life, you know, and I want to have a child. I want to raise a family. Mummy, tell me where I came from again. Well.

A scientist had a controversial opinion on surrogacy. A woman got into a terrible accident. Yeah. But her uterus was utterly fine. So, yeah, this, I mean, it's, the thing that made me alarmed first is like, oh my God, you're just like shoving this thing in this woman who's like now totally unresponsive.

But it is consent. It is consented. You'd have to. Yeah. Well, it's no different than saying you were taking someone's organs and putting them in someone else's. Yeah, I know.

I renewed my license yesterday. More on that later. But I. Did you tick the box again? You tick the box, right? Yeah, yeah, good. And you just go like, yes to organ burning. I mean, you've already got one less.

You don't have one kidney. Yeah, if they went in for a set of kidneys, they'd get a bloody set of point. Your livers, I think they would reject. I don't think they'd want your livers. Don't want that.

It smoked for a few years, so the lungs, I don't know, they're probably repaired by now. Right. Though I did have a couple of minty menthols, didn't I, at that wedding'd want your livers. Don't want that. It smoked for a few years, so the lungs, I don't know, they're probably repaired by now. Right. Though I did have a couple of minty menthols, didn't I, at that wedding a couple of times ago? You did.

Yeah, a couple of delicious toothpaste cigarettes. I reckon your liver would be the colour of Vampirelle Spritz. Yeah, oh my God, it would be. It'd have a tang. It'd have a slight glow. Orangey tang. Orangey tang. Yeah.

What about the heart? The heart's been broken. Oh, once or twice. Once or twice the heart's been broken. Oh, once or twice. Once or twice the heart's been broken. More of a heartbreaker than a heartbroken. Heartbreaker. Right, gotcha. My uterus is a funny shape, as I've shown you guys.

You've seen the inside of my mouth. That's not one of the organs on the list, though. No, I know, but, you know, I couldn't do this. Oh, you're just going through everything inside now. Yeah. Okay, colon. Oh, you're long. Stuffed.

Long. Remember, she's got a hung colon. But polypy. Yeah, polypy, super long colon. Ovaries, cystic. Maybe your colon could do two people. Yeah. That's enough colon for two.

I wonder how my spleen's rocking. You don't need it, though, do you? No. What does the spleen do? I have been told. I don't know. Absolutely nothing. Well, I'm useless.

Well, at least you ticked the box. At least I ticked the box. Play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey. Play ZM. When you think of an influencer, you often think of them influencing skincare, skinny tea, makeup, fashion, lifestyle, fitness, meat. There has been a massive increase.

What? I know, a massive increase in the amount of meat fluences and at the head of it all is women. Here's a typical day of eating for a four-year high-fat carnivore gal. I love snacking on cold butter, but I also love adding it to my hot beef bone broth. Eating nothing but meat and butter has brought back my period after two years of not having

it and cleared up my acne, eczema, and psoriasis. Eating nothing but meat and butter has cleared up my acne. Are they just eating cubes of butter? So the carnivore diet, so it's not, this is not like a high protein, high fat keto type thing. The carnivore diet is just meat

and sometimes like dairy products. It's so bizarre. Yeah, that's not healthy. You need some veggies. You need some fiber. So I follow this guy and I did it out of curiosity. He had terrible eczema.

This is why a lot of people say like, oh, they're trying to heal some issue, acne or skin or gut or something. And he eats meat, like, oh, they're trying to heal some issue, acne or skin or gut or something. And he eats meat, like just beef, beef in particular, beef, broth and butter. That's all he eats.

And that's all that last girl eats as well. And when I say that's all he eats, it's not primarily, like exclusively. No vegetables, no carbohydrates, no seeds, no grains. Was he having a chomp for breakfast? Yeah. Yum.

Yeah. Yum? No. There is zero dietary fiber in meat, fish, poultry, eggs, or milk. Zero. So this is what like dieticians and nutritionists are saying is like, um, your poor anus. Does that mean you would poop less often and it would be real hard?

I don't know. Would you be on this diet allowed to, for want of a better word, take like a fibre, like Metamucil or something? Yeah, surely. You'd have to, right? Oh, my God. I can't even imagine what comes out. So one of these girls, she doesn't eat just beef.

She eats bacon, shrimp, chicken, beef, lamb, everything. So a typical meal for one of them called Courtney, she's got two beef steaks, both covered in butter, four rashers of bacon and like half a dozen prawns. And no vegetables. But your body would be in ketosis. You would be in ketosis, yeah, because you're not having any carbohydrates.

But it's not keto because you're not having like vegetables. What is considered normal on the carnival? A carnival diet. A carnival diet is just where you eat candy floss, hot chips and corn dogs to top the carnies. Toffee apples. I want to do that diet. It's completely normal to poop less frequently on a fiber-free carnival diet.

Your bowel movements will probably, once you become used to it, will be pleasant, regular, predictable, and less frequent. However, in the transitional period from a high-carb plant and processed food diet to a carnival diet, you may experience constipation. Wow, in the transitional period from a high-carb plant and processed food diet to a carnivore diet, you may experience constipation. Wow, okay. Yeah. So many people are saying, yeah, you miss out on so many other nutrients.

Right. But the interesting thing here is the meat fluences are all women. Mostly women. There's a huge amount of, a huge percentage of them are women. I guess, I don't know, maybe it's more of a health conscious thing or we've got more issues to clear up. I mean, people are using it to try to cure so many sort of ailments

and illnesses, be it hay fever, skin issues, hormonal issues, mood swings. Apparently you should choose fatty cuts of meat. Yeah, because then you get that gelatin and the... Yeah. I know. See, I couldn't do this for long. You couldn't do lean meats because they say you should eat the fatty meats because it will help you avoid glucogenesis,

a process where your body converts protein to carbohydrates for fuel. See, if your body is starting a new way of existing, I don't think it's good. I'd miss fruit. I'd miss fruit. You, you. Oh, my God. I'd miss cakes as well and lollies and crunchy bars.

I'd miss crunchy bars. Even people that go on like bodybuilder diets have sweet potato or broccoli. Sweet potato. Sweet potato. They have like a pizza every now and then. Yeah. Roger. Look, I'm not a nutritionist or a dietician, but I just can't stop thinking about the poops

and what's coming out. Clay. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. And what's coming out? Hello there. Today's top six looking at the Sydney Airport auction with a auction off lost property, things left behind, baggage, all sorts of things started in 2013. And in its first year, it raised over $70,000 for the charities of its

choice. This year, the charity it's chosen to support is the Bayside Women's Shelter. All proceeds going towards Bayside Women's Shelter so they can upgrade some facilities to help women out who have had to leave their home

because of less than ideal circumstances. It's amazing because I would have thought they would have just put it back in their pocket, to be fair. Yeah, Christmas party. Yeah, yeah. No. So this year, more than 3,000 unclaimed items are up for grabs, including some baggage, but mostly things, 120 laptops.

Oh, that's right, because it's also stuff that's left in departures, isn't it? Yeah, just like people put down and walk away from. Wow. 20 phones and tablets, dozens of headphones, 16 cameras, sunglasses and handbags, jewelry, wine, perfume, and an air fryer. Who's travelling with an air fryer? Also travelling with a hedge trimmer, a circular saw, and a sun lounger. Good to know those made it through airport security. Yeah.

Yeah. All got left out. Any guns or ammunition? No guns or ammunition at this stage. Just a circular saw. Yeah. Great. Craziness.

And baggage. So I've got the top six things you'd hope to get in an airport baggage auction. Bit of a storage war situation. Number five on the list. Sorry, number six on the list. Expensive moisturiser. The type you see at your friend's house and you'll use a little bit, but you'd never buy yourself. You dip a finger

and then you're like, oh my god, no, it's quite heavily perfumed. You're going to smell it. You're going to smell my face. I always say to Sianae, oh, what is that? You smell lovely. She's like, that's my moisturiser. It must be expensive. And she's like, it was $15. I was like, well, you simply must keep getting it. She's lying to you. She's lying to you. No, she's like, that's my moisturiser. It must be expensive. And she's like, it was $15. I was like, well, you simply must get getting it.

She's lying to you. She's lying to you. No, she's not. I thought she was too, but then I saw the brand and I Googled it. I can't remember what the brand was now, but it was. Okay. And Co. Yep.

Yeah. Yep. Living and Co. Yeah. Number five on the list of the top six things you'd hope in an airport baggage auction. And the alarm clock that boomers take away on holiday. You know, the big red letters, lights up the whole room, probably got a clock radio in it. Yes.

So they can tune it to whatever nurse's local radio station is and wake up at 6.30am on holiday because that's just what they do. That's how they do. That's how they live. Number four on the list of the top six things you'd hope to get in an airport baggage auction. A sarong. Oh, you've got to have a sarong. Lovely new sarong. Or the pants.

Here are the... The harem pants. Yeah. From Thailand. The parachute pants. The fisherman's pants. Oh, they're so good. Oh, I could go a pair of fisherman's pants.

The only thing is with the big... The ones that you wrap, wrap. Oh, I like those. Fold down. The only thing is like with those pants, because they've got such a dropped crotch, The ones that you wrap, wrap. Oh, I like those. Fold down. The only thing is like with those pants, because they've got such a dropped crotch, you still get like thigh rub in them.

You know, your thighs as a curvy gal, they kind of still push together. Yeah, but then you're getting a bit more air circulating around there too. True. Get a bit of talc up there. True. It'd be sweet. Number three on the list of the top six things you'd hope to get in an airport baggage auction, packing cells.

It doesn't matter what's in the packing cells, it'd just be nice to get some new packing cells. Oh, yeah. They're so good. Don't write. They are the best thing ever. You fold a thing to put into a thing to put into a thing. Just put them in the thing. It's a step too many.

It's a middle name. No. Yeah. I think if you've got room for luggage to open right up like a suitcase. Yeah. But I travelled last weekend

with a duffel bag. Oh, it's all over the show. Could have used some cell separators. Yeah, could have, could have, could have. Really could have. Number two on the list of the top six things you'd hope to get

in an airport baggage auction. I contemplated putting something filthy in here. Like, it'd be funny to get something filthy, like an adult fun toy, but you wouldn't want to use it, right? No, you wouldn't. So instead of number two, snacks that you can't get in your home country. Yes.

Like from America. Yeah. American candy. Poured at home, but they've not got their bags or their bags gone. Oh, yum. Yeah, candy. How good's candy? And number one on the list of the top six things you'd hope to get in an airport baggage auction, new socks.

I always buy new socks if you're going on a big overseas trip. Same. Same. If you're going on a big overseas, new fresh socks. New fresh socks and new fresh undies. Maybe some new pairs of undies. And it's important to pack every single pair of undies you have in case you shit yourself three times a day when you're on holiday. Which, depending on where you're going,

could be quite late. Could very, really be a possibility. That is today's top six. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Okay, so I went to a stag do at the weekend. Okay. Boys, boys, boys. It was a two-night event.

I had two fun nights, but the night I had a Wellington one big bed that was pre-stag do yeah that was a pre-stag do event so I had

two nights but one of them wasn't the stag do but the stag do itself was a two night event right because it was a long

weekend I left on the Sunday and it carried on on the Sunday night yeah now when there was discussions

about what we were doing for the stag do, as a groomsman, you know, I was involved in the chat. And when it came time to book a place, I was like, absolutely not. I won't have my name anywhere near. Wow. I won't have my name anywhere near a place being booked out for a stag do. And that says something about your-

Because I don't know everybody. Oh, right. If it was like my stag do. And that says something about your... Because I don't know everybody. Oh, right, okay. If it was like my stag do and you knew everyone... And I knew everybody... Right. You would put your name on it. Even then I wouldn't want to. No.

But you imagine when we did my stag do, you organised a large part of it. Imagine if we had gone and stayed somewhere, you would never have put your name on that. Well, no. Why would I not? You never put your name on anything. My stag do.

No, no, no, it was fine, but you don't You never put your name on anything. My stag do. Yeah. No, no, no, no. It was fine, but you don't know. It's the unpredictable nature of the stag do. Right. And the hen's night. Let's not tarnish

the males with this alone. I have hired out two houses for hen's do's that I have thrown. I've organised two. And they've been on your Airbnb profile. Queen Margaret girls, though?

No, neither of them. Oh, okay. Neither of the Queen Margaret girls. Drama school. Yeah, the Queen Margaret, we go to France. I was going to say, the Italian getaway for Queen Margaret. No, I didn't. Definitely ruckus, but not.

Disrespectful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Which is one of the words that was used by. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Which is one of the words that was used by... Oh, no. Yeah. Look, I don't want to go into too many details

of it. But my mate that booked the place is going to have to write off his Airbnb account and start a new Airbnb account. Because he has a family and he lives in England and travels and does like Europe stuff and they will do Airbnb as a family and he lives in England and travels and does like Europe stuff.

And they will do Airbnb as a family. But he can't use that account anymore because of this. He has not yet told me how many stars he got. But this would be the equivalent of vomiting all through the Uber and then just getting out and being like, good luck. Oh my God. Okay, he's getting one star. Which you're not responsible because you left early. I'm not responsible for.

I left early and the first night I was in bed by midnight. I was like, I've had enough of this. Yeah. I'm off to bed. He's a good boy, isn't he? Right. Were the neighbours involved? Did the neighbours?

Yeah, okay, right. A couple of times. I was in bed, so I didn't. Oh, loud. Wait, did this Airbnb have a no party rule? Yes, right. A couple of times? Yeah. Okay, and I was in bed, so I didn't. Oh, loud. Wait, did this Airbnb have a no party rule? Yes, sir. Wow. I didn't know because I didn't book.

Oh, wow, okay. Okay. So he's going to have to start a new Airbnb account. Yeah, absolutely. Because there will be one tarnished mark. With Airbnb, if you're, what is it? If you've got so many good reviews, I think you can just book a place without somebody approving it.

Oh, really? Without a person approving it. I think there's some rule like that. I'm just looking at mine because I've just used Airbnb recently. I've got 11 reviews. How are they? Since 2016, my last one, Carl was a nice guest. That's nice.

How many stars have you got? What's your average? Is it like Uber? Do you get like an average? It doesn't say. Okay. It just says 11 reviews. Carl was a nice guest.

Oh. That's like saying, oh yeah, how was your date? They were nice. They were nice. You're not going to hear that. Yeah, but like a lot of the time at Airbnb, it's like it's keys under the mat or the code is this. You're not there.

The person that comes to clean up afterwards, they arrive in the place is an absolute tip. I've got Hayley was a great, this is after the first hens do I threw. Hayley was a great guest. Incredibly easy to deal with. The house was left in a perfect condition. Yes. Fantastic. Here's another one.

No vomit on the couch at your one then. No, but the second hens do has not left a review. Oh. I've chosen to remain silent. But that's good because no news is good news. Probably. Maybe. Yeah.

Here's a review your friend won't be getting. Took amazing care of the apartment. Would love to see them back. Thank you for being wonderful, Giz and Kate. Please come back to us any time. Oh, wonderful. Can we have a boozy night in that apartment, my friends and I. See, aren't we good?

Aren't we good? Don't we keep good company? How boozy? Not like. No Chinese. Exactly. No Chinese. Wow, did you even have a good time there?

Jesus. So we want to ask this morning why you've needed to start a new account. Maybe a new Uber account. You trade me. Trade me is like. Oh, yes. If you get a bad review on Trade Me. You're done. Ain't nobody gonna trade with you. Because you do go through

the reviews if you're buying something bad. But it's always weird when it's like 300 smiley faces and one Reddit. I know, but you search through, you're like would they have a bad one? Yeah, yeah. What was the bad one? Tell me the story about the bad one. I've got a couple of baddies. Alright, so maybe it was a new Airbnb account. Maybe it was a new Uber account.

What else could you start? Can you trade me? I don't know, but could it was a new Airbnb account. Maybe it was a new Uber account. What else could you start? A new trade meet? Could you start a new, I don't know, but could you start a new dating? It's like a Tinder? Yeah, you can, yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Just a different email.

But it's not like, you know, you're just starting it probably because you just wanted a break or you're single again, but it's not like you have a review, a star rating on there. Right. Okay.

Okay, well, maybe there was a bad Airbnb party. Maybe there was a bad Uber ride or a few. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Play ZM. We're talking about starting new accounts because your last account was sullied. Sullied.

By a stag dude. Yeah. At an Airbnb. Yeah. So you probably best just to write that Airbnb account off. Yeah. And start a new one. With a really cheery photo and no reviews. Oh, I've heard about this Airbnb.

Oh, I must give it a go. I'm much more of a hotel man myself, but why not? Yeah. Just looking into it as an accommodation alternative. I'm new. I'm new. I'm new. I'm new. I'm new. I've stumbled here from booking.com. I'm new, you see. Okay, why do you keep saying

you're new? I didn't hire a place and have it ruined on a stag do. I didn't. I promise. What have they told you? At the social media desk, Shannon, new social media producer, Shanalee Pajamas. Shanalee Pajamas.

We affectionately call her. Yes. You had to start a new account. Yeah, so there's kind of that Instagram scam where people catfish as you and try, say you have an OnlyFans or that kind of thing. Yes. And it happened to me. So someone made an account saying they were me and that I had an OnlyFans.

I reported them for impersonating myself. I submitted my ID to me. So someone made an account saying they were me and that I had an OnlyFans. I reported them for impersonating myself. I submitted my ID to Instagram. I'd had the account since I was 13. There was thousands of posts. And the Instagram algorithm said that I was the catfish. You're the catfish, not you. They deleted my account and the catfish account got to survive

and I had to make a new one. They then reported me again for catfishing as myself. Oh my gosh. But did they shut down your OnlyFans? No, that's still going strong, thank goodness. Okay, that's still good. By the way, last night's post, holy moly. Thank you, thank you.

Holy homoly. It did be a bit of a compliment though that someone wanted to steal your face. You know, like someone was going, this woman's hot enough to have an OnlyFans. So they immediately started following a bunch of men that I followed, including family. Including one of the announcers I

worked with who messaged me saying, is this legitimate? And I was like, no, it's not. Why would I follow you? Uncle Greg's like, I'm not even going to say it. Uncle by marriage. Uncle by marriage. And not even going to say it. I'm not even going to say it. Uncle by marriage. Uncle by marriage.

Wow. And so you had to start again. Yeah, so my Instagram's only a year old now. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, so all my memories of little 13-year-old me doing a duck pose. Oh, God. Messages in. Are you all right? You've got a crinkly T-shirt.

I've got a hole in my T-shirt. You've got a hole in your t-shirt you got a hole in your t-shirt I just looked down is it a brand new you've got holes there no I thought it was the new one

because I bought a new one in this colour but this is the old one of the same you've got a few holes do you have

MOTHs eating them no I fall asleep with a ciggy in my mouth oh my god always on the couch Jesus Christ

one of your daughters has to come out and put it out. Supposedly go to bed. When have you started a new account? We want to know it. Somebody said, I had to start a new bank account because my ex kept paying child support with horrible messages in the description lines. Yeah, you hear that's a thing. I see since the bank has been clamping down on this, but I've never got the remaining child support, but it felt better for not getting that abuse.

Wow. I would have transferred him like 50 cents or a dollar back saying, you got a gross willy. Yeah, you better really tell him. Yeah. Reference. Tiny willy. Yeah. Tiny willy.

Invoice number. Little knob. It can be awkward when he goes to the bank for a mortgage. Yeah. Reference number. 0.7 centimetres. Penis enlargement surgery payment scheme.

Yes. Yes. Tiny Willie. That's some good stuff. Another message, I had to make a new Tinder account because I was banned

after someone reported me as a catfish but I wasn't a catfish. The other account was this is a catfish confusion. Oh, there you go. That's just like Chanelette. Similar story to Vaughn's friend.

I booked an Airbnb for a hen's night and let's just say they weren't super happy that the furniture ended up in the pool. But it's called pool furniture. No, no, it's not. That's a lazy boy.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a leather couch. God, imagine getting a couch out of a pool. It would be soaked and you wouldn't get it out. No, you wouldn't. You'd just have to leave it there and sit in it. Sit on it and be like, why not?

Make the most of the situation. You'd be able to move around in the pool, though, because everything's so light underwater. But then when it got to the surface, it was monstrously heavy. Oh, God. Well, you're not the only one With feral friends Yeah

It turns out It turns out Many people Yeah Somebody said I got a new account I get a new account Every month

Because the month trial Runs out So I set up a new account So I can have another Three months trial Yeah Play ZDM's Fletchvorn and Hayley

Well the largest movie chain In America, AMC Theatres, is rolling out a trial in a few big cities, a new ticket trial that they are looking to roll out at all locations by the end of the year. And I think it's bad news because I feel like it's only a matter of time before New Zealand movies do this as well. What is that? You will pay

for your seat in the movie cinema based on where it is on its location. Like airplanes have to pay $10 to sit in the exit row. Similar to music concerts, sporting events or Broadway shows, you will have the option to pay more or less

for the movies depending on where you sit. So middle rows at the back or the high middle rows, they'll be the premium seats. I'm low middle. Not right up the front but I like to be closer to the screen. The neck though. You can't behold it all. The neck.

Are you going to? My back. The neck? though. You can't behold it all. The neck. Are you going to... My back. The neck? Yeah. The back? Yeah. It's, yeah. Everything's off track.

Yeah. It was good. But how big is the cinema you're attending? Are you going to, are you boutique? Do you do boutique cinema? Because you can sit quite close to a boutique. I'm primarily Rialto boutique. I knew you were.

I take my children to R. I'm IMAX. I've got full IMAX. I've got full IMAX. You've got full IMAX. Yeah. No, I like a big screen, but I still don't like to be right at the back. I like to be quite close. Yeah.

I mean, I guess you've kind of got this with like, you know, some movie cinemas have the back row, might have lounges. Yes. Well, the front row has those ones that fully recline. Yeah. Yeah. But then you can always just go during the day when no one goes and then just sit anywhere you want.

Some people have a job. Oh, you're true. Do people work during the day? Apparently. Idiots. What are you saying is they should condense it into three hours and get out of the way first thing in the morning like us? Yeah, 100%.

Get it done. You've got all this afternoon to just burn. Incredible. They're giving three different seat pricing options. The first is standard sightline. I thought you were going to say standing. Standing. Bitchin' standing for a whole movie.

Make the Shakespearean days withstand. Like some budget airlines would do that if they could get away with it. Standing. Standing room only. Standing room at the back only and hold on to the handle above. So standard sightline seats, they are described as the most common and available for the traditional cost of a ticket. There's value sightline.

Those are seats in the front row of the auditorium. Crap, yeah. As well as a select few seats. And they'll be available at a lower price than standard. And then there'll be A-list, and those are like preferential in the middle. Middle back. Yeah, middle back. Wow.

I sort of get why you'd do it, but I have not honoured a movie ticket since they ever brought in allocated seating. Oh, I hate people like you. No, no, no, no, no. You can't do that. You can't sit anywhere you want. What do you mean people like me?

Women. Which element of sit anywhere you want. What do you mean people like me? Women. Which element of me are you highlighting there? The arrogant part. Do you wait until the movie starts and then move to a seat that's empty? No, I just plop myself down. No, you're dumb. You can't do that because then you make it so uncomfortable for the next person. I think that's my seat.

Oh my God, I'm so sorry and then I'll move. And then they don't say anything because they don't want so uncomfortable for the next person. I think that's my seat. And then they sit. And then I'll move. And then they don't say anything because they don't want to say something to you because you look aggressive. Or they should be more forthcoming. Then they sit in someone else's seat and then they sit in someone else's seat. They need to learn some confidence to stand up and fight for themselves. If some big B is sitting in your seat. Say something. Say something.

Otherwise, I'm going to take the primary seat. Well, I guarantee it's only a matter of time before this comes to New Zealand. Yeah, same. Well, you don't get this issue on Pirate Bay if you just download it and watch it online. I'm not encouraging you. Those people that film in the cinemas always get great seats.

Always get the best seats. They get great seats. Sometimes someone will move in front of them. Yeah. Next on the show, the reason you didn't get to sleep last night, Vaughan, for a while. This delayed my sleep. Half an hour watching of them. Yeah. Next on the show, the reason you didn't get to sleep last night, Vaughn, for a while. This delayed my sleep.

Half an hour watching this thing. Yeah. And then just 15 to 20 minutes and just so puzzled. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. So last night I jumped into bed and somebody had sent me a TikTok link that I had not watched.

So I opened up the link to watch this TikTok. Oh, you silly man. What was it? I can't remember what the TikTok was. I got to see a lot of TikToks yesterday

and I send Instagram reels or Facebook reels. Yeah. What do they call it? Facebook reels. That's because you're old. That's a twofer, baby.

Yeah. That's a twofer because you know it was on TikTok and someone just put it on Instagram. Yeah, I don't go on TikTok.

But it's a twofer. But I say that as if I'm high and mighty, but I watch Instagram Reels like no one's business. That have got the TikTok logo in the corner. Yeah, we touched on this before, but you've just changed your sleeping habits. Yes, I have. Like you get into bed.

No phone. No, and where do you leave it? Like in the lounge? Well, it's next to me because of the alarm, but I don't pick it up. Wow. I've got incredible self-control at the moment. Not to it's next to me because of the alarm, but I don't pick it up. I've got incredible self-control at the moment.

Not to be derailed by you two. Well, I say, well done. Thank you. I finished a book. What book did you read? A book called Vladimir.

Is it a Colin Hoover? No, it wasn't a Colin Hoover. It was a Julius, Julian Jones or something like that. Pro-Russian lit. She's into the pro-Russian lit. Oh, are you into Russian lit? Well, the guy, Vladimir, is non-shockingly Russian,

but no, it's about the female protagonist. All right. A quick twist at the end and they wrapped it up too quickly. Right. Oh, really? Left disappointed. But that's the problem. The publisher had a deadline.

Yeah. Got four pages. Are we going to do my book club? Maybe I could do a full review. Yeah, maybe. Maybe we should. Well, we talked about books at the end of last year

and everyone popped off as they say on TikTok. BookTok. BookTok. Yeah, BookTok is really influential. Well, unfortunately, it wasn't BookTok that I saw.

It was this TikTok that I was meant to see and then when it finishes, it's like, here's another one. And it took me to TikTok live. Do they have a live? They have a live function.

I think I knew this, but I didn't know for certain. I didn't know that. TikTok had a live. I think you have to have so many followers before you can go live. Or so I thought, because I stumbled across this treasure trove on a Tuesday night of people doing the most boring things on a TikTok live.

Right. With no one watching. Oh. No one watching. So they don't have followers. I don't know. It was like Vaughn has joined. And did you see this person? These two girls were sitting in a car. Wait, wait, wait.

They were drinking wine or something. They were drinking because they said, we're drinking and we've just been through the drive-thru. I was like, well, who's driving? If you're through the drive-thru you shouldn't be drinking. It's Tuesday.

Have you not got work in the morning? And then I was like, I've had enough of that Next one And then there's girls On TikTok live Yeah And she's like Got some music too loud

In the background We've got music in the background now You didn't even know it was there Until I pointed it out It's low You can't even hear it It's low And it's an instrumental

Yeah But hers was loud And it had lyrics And she was like Sorry I'm listening to music And there's another guy I'm like Who's this chap

Who's apparently can invite Multiple people to your TikTok lives now Yeah She's And then there's someone Screaming Mom

Mom I'm like It's nearly 10 o'clock Wow okay Get off TikTok live Turn that music down Get your kid to bed And then the guy down the bottom's like

I'm bound in a cargo I'm bound in a cargo She's like, I can't hear you I'm like, because the kid's screaming And the music's on This is chaos It's madness But what were they sharing?

Nothing Like they weren't doing a cool thing? They weren't doing anything. Because when I said this before to the producers, they're like oh there's so many good TikTok lives. Jared's like there's a guy who's fishing and then he opens it up and he's like look at this. It's someone making dentures

live. Fascinating watch. Yeah, that would be cool. What's wrong with my algorithm? It's up the bung. I was just getting all these people with no followers doing nothing on a Tuesday night. I commented on one of them, go to bed. And then I thought, and then I thought, I should

be in bed. And I put it down, but now I'm obsessed and I can't stop thinking about the endless amounts of bullshit TikTok lives happening right now that I'm not seeing. There's one where I'm a cartoon. I didn't even, oh!

There's one where I'm a cartoon. I didn't even know TikTok did a live. TikTok does a live. Yeah. Should I go live? And then, I don't know if you guys get this, but sometimes when you're in a plane and you're flying in over a city and maybe you're tired and you had 18 Singapore slings and a couple of sleepy pills early in the flight and you look down and you see all the houses and you're like, there are people living

lives in every one of these houses. Oh, I know when you freak out. Or it's all the houses and you're like, there are people living lives in every one of these houses. Oh, I know. And you freak out. It's stuck in traffic. You're like, when were you born? Yeah. Yes. How was your childhood?

Yeah. Who are you named after? And what's the filthiest thought you've had today? Yeah. That's what I get. And so now. Yeah. My mind is racing.

Yeah. At the thought Of all these people On TikTok live That nobody's watching Doing nothing And I'm not seeing it But it's happening I'm live

And I can't do anything Yeah right So I could just sit here Live Yeah No one's No one's joining But that's the thing

I didn't choose to join These TikTok lives It just randomly assigned me The next TikTok live Right yeah No one's No one's joining But that's the thing I didn't choose to join These TikTok lives It just randomly assigned me The next TikTok live Right yeah No one's joined But that shouldn't deter you To do what?

It didn't deter the lady Who should have been Putting her child to bed At 10 o'clock last night So now I just live Live live Yeah you do yeah Live live laugh

Is what I do Pretty much yeah Oh well no one's joined So I'm just sitting here No one's joined No one's joined. No one's joined. You can't leave that live when we're playing the songs. No, no, no.

Because we chat. We chat inappropriately. All right. But that would be a more fascinating watch than half of this. How do I get off live? Doldrums that was happening last night. End now. But has it sucked you in now to be voyeuristic into these people's

lives? It's horrible because I know they're doing nothing but I really want to see. Yeah. Just be like, no, no, no, your life's boring. I think you've just answered your question. Is it my Tinder? I don't know. Because you can't have Tinder. I never got the swipe of I disapprove, I disapprove. Your heart.

I disapprove, I disapprove. I would. Yeah. So this is my lack. You're boring. And I get to judge. Yeah, maybe. I want to right now open it up and see what they're doing, but I don't. Yeah, right.

Okay, well, maybe just before bedtime. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, no, no. I won't do it before bedtime again. Well, I'll leave you Vladimir. I was showing Shaday. I was like, look at these people. And she's like, put the best place. Oh yeah, no, no. I won't do it before bedtime again. Well, I'll lend you Vladimir. I was showing Sade, I was like, look at these people. And she's like,

put the phone down. I was like, I will in a minute. Look at these people. And we were looking at them and then the next one I flipped to was a girl and she was like

right up close to the camera and it was like pointed at her crotch and she was wearing, not a lot. Right. And boy, I'm glad that I was showing Shade when I came across that one rather than her saying, what are you watching? I think you've just answered the question, why is there TikTok live?

But that one I was like, she's got purpose here. She's doing something. She's drawing everybody in because they think they're going to see something. Right. But these other people were offering me nothing. Right. And I can't help but think, what time did that child end up getting to bed? Late.

Turn the music down, Mum. Okay, I don't think TikTok is the place for you. And that guy in Invercargill, he said he had an early morning. Is he up now? I don't know. Can you find him again? I can't because I've got no names. Oh, dear.

Oh, God. I've got no nothings. Read a book tonight, please. Yeah, I'll lend you Vladimir. Weird twist at the end. I can't read horny books before bed. It's quite horny. Yeah.

Play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley. Fletchford and Hayley's silly little poll. Silly little poll. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little poll. Silly little poll. Silly little poll. Silly little poll. Silly little poll.

Two days' silly little Pole is addressing a major change that's happened in the last few years about skinny jeans. They've been around for ages. The stovepipes of the 80s. Yeah. And then the 90s, we had flares, but people were still rocking skinny jeans. 2000s, all about the skinny jeans. And suddenly, we're not allowed to wear them anymore.

Well, start of 2000s, very baggy. Yeah, I know. Yeah, kind of 2000s, very baggy. Yeah, I know. Yeah, kind of like the baggies come back. And we're going back to baggy. But the skinny jeans. Not as baggy as they were in the 90s. Early 2000s, late 90s, early 2000s. Yeah, they're not brave enough.

They don't have the guts. Not as many either. To literally wear two denim sacks. Yeah. I always rocked a skinny. I don't wear jeans anymore. Yeah. But I always rocked a skinny je I don't wear jeans anymore, but

I always rocked a skinny jean because no matter what size you are, you just pour yourself into them. And that's it. But now that there's like wide leg jeans, I'm quite big in the thigh. And so my thigh just fills out a wide leg and turns it into a skinny anyway. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I'm heavy in the quad. But then you've got your chicken legs, don't you? But then lower, they're skinnier at the bottom. Exactly. So if you have a loose thigh on a jean, I'm going to fill them out no matter what you do. Anyway, skinny jeans, we asked,

do you still wear skinny jeans? 65% are still rocking a skinny jean. Okay, that's quite... 35% say no. That's a lot more. Yeah, I've just got slim and skinny. I just prefer them. But even your skinnies aren't like that.

No, no. You know when men were rocking the like... Tight, tight. Basically a jegging. Yeah. They were really, really tight. Some feedback. Lisa says...

Couldn't risk a chubby in one of those jeans, could you? Vaughn! What? You couldn't. You couldn't. You couldn't. Did he just say what he thought he said? Yes, could you? Vaughn. What? You couldn't. You couldn't. Did he just say what he thought he said? Yes, he did.

Vaughn Allen Smith. Not at this time of the day, please. Rigid denim. It's the last way I use the cute word. I don't know. Chubby is a cute word. A chubby bubby. I'm not supposed to explain this to my kids.

Wow. Lisa says, yes, I still wear skinny jeans because I'm a grown ass adult and I'll wear what I want. I lost 40 kgs. Oh, good on you. And I have to hide the wrinkly skin somewhere. I love my skinny jeans. Don't actually care

if they're in or not. Skinny jeans are eternal. That's how I feel. Well, 65%. That's a good poll result. Jessica wears skinny jeans. She said, I'm 29,

but I also just feel like baggy jeans aren't flattering Yeah it's not for everyone Yeah also for those of us that did wear baggy jeans In like the 2000s We look back at photos and we shudder don't we We do shudder We shudder So why would we do that again to ourselves Yeah let's not do it

Let's not do it Let's not Kat says no I physically grew out of all my skinny jeans around the same time that they fell out of fashion. All of my bottoms are just so comfy now. A little loose number. Gel or gel? I'm going to call you gel.

Okay. Says, yuck. No, obviously they've been out for like five plus years. Oh, what is gel wearing for pants? I don't know. Looking at Jel, she looks pretty fashionable. Five years. Jel.

You just called Jel a bitch. Unbelievable. Actually. I'm coming around here being a fashionista. Yeah, you're being a bitch. Yeah. Would she let me wear my track pants? Oh my God, no.

They've been out for at least five plus years. Courtney says, Courtney says my legs are the only small thing on my body. I love this, Courtney. My legs are the only small thing on my body. I'm going to have to show them off somehow. Yeah, good on ya. Yeah, good on ya. I'm the opposite. Heather says, I'm not

living through the wet ankles ever again. Yes. And I look hot and skinny jeans so stuff that yeah the dipping flares in a puddle Kate says literally the only reason

why I don't wear them anymore is because they dig into my stomach and it hurts otherwise I definitely still would you've got to go high waist

you've got to go right to the boob for a jean with me that's a very high waist oh because I tuck my boobs in you can do that sometimes if you're not wearing a bra, I tuck mine in.

Yeah, yeah. Earl says, I used to wear them all the time, but then I introduced myself to loose fitting pants. My thick calves have thanked me for it. I'm thick in the calf.

Yeah, same. Hannah says, I'm too lazy to buy new ones, so I still wear them. My current ones fit and until chub rub gets them, then they stay. You know when you wear

down the middle from the thighs kissing? Yeah, yeah. Well, there you go. If you want to wear your skinny jeans. Well, most people are. Knock yourself out. Most people aren't. Play ZM's Fletch for the Nelly.

Play ZM. Hayley Jade, Eminem's daughter with Kim. It's Kim, isn't it? How old is she now? She would be 20-something. Hayley Jade. That is wild, eh? I know.

Well, she was a little baby in the 90s, so it makes sense. Oh, she's a little baby in the 90s. 27. 27. She's 27. 27. She's 27. She's 27 years old.

Eminem has like a 30-year-old daughter, basically. Wild. Anyway, she got engaged. Very exciting. This is the big news, right? Yeah, the big news. Just a couple of days ago, she got engaged. She made an announcement on Instagram of her husband-to-be, Evan,

down on one knee. Now, he looks like a very clean-cut boy. Evan. He is wearing... Evan Ev? Evan? Evan Ev. Evanescence. He has a cross between Eminem and Evanescence. Yeah. Evan M. He is

wearing a tan boot. Okay. A beige chino. I'm just playing the pitch. He's very clean-cut. Is he kind of like a middle American clean cut guy? Yeah, like, you know, straight from, like a frat maybe. Okay. She's pretty, like she's a bit posh herself. She has a podcast, so lots of people follow her still.

But just looking at him, I was like, oh my God, that dude's like father-in-law is Eminem. Eminem who like used to rap about about murdering his ex-wife. Yes. You know? Yeah, yeah. It never cracks a smile. He's an old drug addict.

You never see him laughing, do you? No, you don't. Like, ever. He used to, back in the 2000s, right, he'd always be silly or goofy, but he's never. And nowadays, like, he just looks sort of tougher than ever. Do you think Evan asked Marshall Mather's permission? This is what I was thinking.

I was like, what is the relationship between this wholesome, all-American blonde boy and Eminem, who is a self-proclaimed rap god? Because he'd be very scary. He'd be a scary father-in-law. I scary. He'd be a scary father-in-law. I feel like he'd be a scary father-in-law. I mean, like... It's like that scene from Bad Boys

where that guy comes around to date Martin Lawrence's daughter and Will Smith and Martin Lawrence open the door. Bad Boys, are you familiar with this film franchise? Very familiar. Aren't they doing another one? They're making another one. And they intimidate this guy at the door.

Imagine opening the door and it's Dr. Dre and Eminem. Yeah. And Snoop Dogg. And they the door and it's Dr. Dre and Eminem. Yeah. And Snoop Dogg. And they're all just interrogating you. I know. I just can't imagine. I'm just like, what's Christmas?

Because also Eminem is profoundly rich. Yes. Ridiculously rich. Profoundly rich. A real hard ass. But also Eminem wouldn't want his daughter dating anyone like he would have been at that age hell no right he loves Hayley more than anything so you'd just be like he doesn't want but he'd be hard on him in that way as well like how are you good enough for my Hayley anyway

it just got me thinking about whether or not you are out there listening have also got a terrifying in-law. Maybe they're a real hard-ass. Maybe they used to be in the military and they still run a military household. Maybe you've won them over now, but when you started dating their daughter or their son, they absolutely had no time for you. It made you, like, jump through hoops to show that you were worthy enough to join the family. Because I don't have this.

I've got the loveliest, kindest in-laws, but I know that, you know. You hear about this when someone's going to get engaged to someone who comes from old money and old money people who didn't earn the money, they inherited the money, think everybody wants to steal their money. So what are the intentions of this person who's coming from the outside? Do they want our precious old money? Don't worry. It's all tied up in a trust.

Or maybe they were terrifyingly posh. You know, like they were just sort of so rich and high end and you came from more humble beginnings. So we want to hear from you now. Oh, 800-DARS-AT-EM, text as well, 9696. How scared of your in-laws were you? Were you or are you still? Yeah, maybe you're still to this day.

There's just no friendliness there. Because I imagine little blonde young Evan in his mid-20s would be utterly terrified of Eminem, his new father-in-law. Yeah, unless Eminem's just a big softie at home. No. You can't imagine it? I just can't imagine it at all. Right.

I can't imagine Vaughn being overly welcoming to any boys your daughters bring home in the future. No. Boys or girls, whoever. Whoever gets more through that tour. It's going to get grumpy, grumpy Vaughan. Ask my nieces and nephews. He's a grumpy prick. He's a grumpy Uncle Vaughan.

Give us a call. 0800 DALS at M. You can text as well. 9696. How terrified or scared of your in-laws are you or were you? Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Hayley Jade, who is the daughter of Eminem, got married.

Oh, no, got engaged, sorry. And just the boy she's getting married to seems like a very clean-cut young man. And so I'm trying to imagine what it's like to be Eminem's son-in-law and wanted to know if you also have a terrifying parent-in-law. Because he would be terrifying. He would be. Or just incredibly intimidating. It would be more the intimidation.

And his attitude and his history and everything. So how terrified or intimidated are you by your in-laws? Maybe it was initially at the start and you've won them over. Or maybe it's still icy. Somebody said my in-laws are actually far nicer people than my actual parents. When I met them, I was like, now that's what parents are supposed to be like.

So that's nice. It's kind of like the reverse. Rebecca, how terrified of you, of your in-laws were you? I've actually never had a terrifying in-law per se. I'm actually still friends with my high school boyfriend's mum on Facebook. Okay. But my dad is the terrifying in-law.

Oh, I see. Okay. So what does he have, a gun or something? He's getting a gun licence, but that's a different story. Okay, right, right. That's beside the point. No, he absolutely will grill any person I ever bring home. And if the answer isn't precisely what he wants it to be,

he will be so passive aggressive about it. So classic dad behaviour. I know. Even the nicest, nicest guy that I've ever brought home saying his praises all the time, he was like, no, I don't really like him. Not good enough. He's not good enough.

And I'm like, he's going to be a doctor. Yeah. Have you ever stopped and asked him like, what is good enough, dad? I don't think anything's ever going to be good enough. So you want me to die alone. Do you have siblings? Is he like this with the other siblings?

Oh, I'm an only child and I'm an only daughter. So there we go. You're stuffed, babe. You're going to be single for the rest of your life. Sorry. Very much Daddy's little girl in that situation. The best part is if Dad met someone exactly the same as him, he really wouldn't like him.

Hell yeah. You know, you hear it in the dance. Because I know him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rebecca, thanks for your call. Cara, who are the terrifying in-laws? Well, it was actually my grandfather. When my mother and father got together,

you know, he wouldn't really talk to my dad. And if they were going up to the lakes boating, he'd be, oh, well, we're going up to the river. Is he coming? And then he wouldn't actually talk to dad. And then when they actually got engaged, they told my grandfather and he said, oh, where's the ring? And they said, oh, it's getting sized.

And he said, oh, well, it's just a rumour then. Did granddad ever warm up to the idea, like, when grandkids come along, that can generally melt the ice as the past? Oh, in the end, they were closer than anything, and he was an amazing grandfather, and Dad and him got on like a house on fire. So they eventually warmed up, but it was a bit tough at the start, and he was pretty hard on Dad.

Wow. Made him work for it, though, didn't he? He did. Cara, thanks for your call. Phoebe, who were the terrifying in-laws? Hi, it's actually my father-in-law. Okay. Loveliest guy ever, but he is like close to seven foot tall, built like, if you can

picture Hagrid with the enormous hand. Sorry, do you need a moment? Hayley's getting horny for yours. Yeah, yeah. And your father-in-law is making Hayley horny because he's seven foot tall. Is that your wife? Is mummy and all still around? I'm not going like that.

So he's physically intimidating but a really nice guy. Yeah, and like he used to be in the army and stuff too, and I think he got quite hyped because he's, like, a mixture of Polish and Northern English. So he's got this real intense kind of accent and these, like, big – you know how people sometimes have, like, those real bulging eyes? Yeah.

He sounds like he's killed people. He's definitely killed people. It's whether or not he's bulging eyes. You know what, I think that sometimes when we're having a conversation, I'm like, bro, have you actually? Bro. Bro. Bro.

Grossive. Grossive. Have you killed people? How many people have you murdered? Bro, have you killed people? Be honest with me. Bro. Bro.

Let's cut it. Let's cut it. Come on, bro. Oh, wow. So he's in the military. He's got an ex. I'm going to be holding my grandchildren one day, your grandchildren one day. I'm going to need to holding my grandchildren one day, your grandchildren one day.

I'm going to need to know. Yeah. He fit all the grandchildren in one hand. I'm picturing he's an absolute monster of a man. They say what happens on the battlefield stays on the battlefield. Yeah. It's like a trip to Vegas. Unless you are Prince Harry, in which case you put it in a book.

Exactly. How many people you kill. And then you just tell the entire world. Yeah, indeed, indeed. About your frostbitten willy. Yeah. Phoebe, thanks for your call. Some messages in.

My partner has seven sisters. I was terrified they were all going to be crazy B words, but I was wrong. Okay. Only three of them were, but they're crazy enough to make up for the other four. Hey, those are pretty good stats. That's slightly in your favor. My in-laws are very intelligent people with high-up policy jobs. At my first dinner with them, his mother, my mother-in-law to be,

asked me whether I thought New Zealand should become a republic and why. I was very on the spot and I chewed that mouthful for a long while. I think for me, New Zealand, I think it goes right back. It goes right back, doesn't it? Probably right back goes right back doesn't it probably right back to the treaty while you mention Te Tiriti o Waitangi what are your thoughts on

big document so much to unpack in that so much I'm joking I'm just in tune I think as well they sort of run out of ink at the end So much. It's a lot. I'm joking. Yeah. I'm just an injurer, probably. I think as well, they sort of run out of ink at the end. Yeah.

They've got a really big one at Te Papa, but it's hard to read. It's so old. Yeah. My partner's mum, another one, my partner's mum isn't rich, but she is a hard lady. She was in a gang for a while. Oh, wow. She terrified me.

At first, she was very homophobic, but I think gang for a while. Oh, wow. She terrified me at first. She was very homophobic, but I think she's getting slightly used to me now. Okay. Wow. When I was 16, my girlfriend's dad was a funeral director. He was a grumpy guy

and did not like me dating his daughter. He once told me that he could make me disappear. You look after her or I'll embalm you. Yeah. Also got a ride home in a hearse and I was very scared. Oh, creepy. I love that. Yeah.

At the wedding, in the father of the groom's speech, he said about his son, I would like to congratulate Richard on marrying a perfectly adequate bride. Oh! Oh! Oh, my god That's brutal Perfectly

Adequate Was that meant To be a joke? You don't say that To a bride On your wedding day No You just simply don't

Not if they're Your daughter Either Yeah When my wife and I Got engaged And told my future Father-in-law,

he grunted and turned up the volume on the sports news that was on the TV. Never really approved. I've since come out as gay and I blame his response. Wow. He might have known. Maybe his gaydar was pinging. Yeah, maybe his gaydar was pinging. Oh, wait, so they were engaged to someone of the opposite sex.

Yes. He didn't approve. Yes. Then they realised they were attracted to the same sex. And he knew. Dad knows. Dad knows. Dad's got a great gaydar.

Dads do have good gaydars. Hanging gaydar. Yeah, yeah. I think you're born with it. When your kid's born, you get a gaydar attached. Yeah, right. Okay. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Today's fact of the day, it comes to us from a scientific research paper. Okay. By Tanishri Agarwal, Michelle Lee, Amanda Calcides, Danielle Clark, Naomi Lin, and Adina Schreckner. And this is one of Naomi's finest works. Oh, my gosh. I have been hanging out for another paper from Naomi. Naomi Lin.

I know. Since forever. From the Department of Psychology at the University of California in San Diego. There you go. Yeah. Her paper, Hearing Water Temperature, Characterizing the Development of Nuanced Perception of Auditory Events. Now, apparently, with amazing accuracy,

humans can determine by the sound of the water being poured if it's hot or cold. So I, it's an interactive fact of the day, ladies and gentlemen. We've got jugs, we've got jugs. Oh my goodness. One with hot water in it. As hot as it comes from our tap here at work. It's a boilie tap. It's a boilie tap.

So it's like coffee temperature. Brave putting it into that glass jug. It was a thick glass jug. And then the freezing cold tap into another jug. And I've got two glasses. Now, if we put it right up to the microphone, listeners will be able to hear this. Exactly, sir.

Oh, my goodness. This is exciting. Exactly. Okay. All right. This has made my day, Vaughn. This has made my day. Oh, thank you.

93% of adults could judge whether it was hot or cold water from the pouring sounds. Okay. Okay. This is handy if you're out in the wild and you hear a waterfall and it could be a boiling hot waterfall And you're like You want to stay away from it

I won't jump in I mean the steam would give it away I think the steam would give it away The steam would give it away This is just from sound Okay so I need you two to shut your eyes Okay And I'm going to pour two

I'm going to pour two glasses I'm just putting your mic up Really loud So just be careful there Okay So shut your eyes You do one then two And I'm not going to tell you

Obviously I'm not going to tell you which one Okay I guess which Okay you just decide which one it was okay shut your eyes okay this is jug number one oh that sounded so good oh my God can I jump into it jug number two that's cold that's cold That's cold. That's cold. That's cold. That's cold. The first one was hot.

The first one was hot. I knew the first one was hot, but I wanted to hear the second one to make sure. Same, same. Can I open my eyes? Yep. You were both wrong. The first one was cold. The first one sounded even.

Yeah, the second one's steaming. That was the second one I poured. Yeah, right. That's the hot one. Can you go again? Can you tip them back in and then do both at once, just one after the other, but really quickly and tell us? Yeah, because we want to hear the difference, like, what?

What? Okay, okay. So first I'm going to go cold. Okay, cold and then hot, but straight after each other. Yeah, yeah, ready? Okay, cold and then hot. Here's cold. Hot. Oh, shit! He hot. Here's cold. Hot.

Oh, shit! He's got it on his laptop! Oh, quick, get some tissues! You could hear the difference, eh? Right up here. There is water everywhere. Why did you go so... I don't know, it just jumped out.

Also, clean up your laptop first. We go straight to the desk. I think the laptop just went out. Also, clean up your laptop first. We go straight to the desk. I think the laptop just went under. Producer Jared just jetted out the door to get paper towels. Get some tissues there.

You could really tell. I could tell the difference. Can you go again? Hot sounds thicker. Let's go back in. Hot does sound. I don't want to. It's hot.

Yeah, I don't want to pour the cold. It's hot. That's hot. And so, the fact of the day, humans can tell, what, 93% of the time. Yeah, I don't want to pour the cold. It's hot. That's hot. And so the fact of the day, humans can tell what 93% of the time. Yeah, you guys couldn't know. I wonder if people listening could.

We're in that special 7%. The elite 7% percentile. Okay, I'm going to go cold, then hot. Where we have what? No idea what we're listening to. Yeah, just rolling around life. Cold. Hot.

Why do I keep pouring? Oh, it's because I'm left-handed. I'm a little heavy with the left hand. Yeah, she's a little heavy. Interesting. I'll do it again. Yeah, the clunking's not helping. No.

Can you go hot with the right? Yes, hot and then cold. Can you tell? I can hear a difference. You can definitely hear a difference. I got a hot first this time. Okay. The second was cold.

Yeah. You can tell the difference. Can we now do... It sounds like you're making a cuppa. Can we do one more time, but this time, now that we've had a lesson, we'll close our eyes and see if we can guess it correctly. Okay, okay.

I'm going to switch it up again. I'm going to switch it. Good call. Although the hot water has been getting colder. It's still pretty hot. It's still hot. Okay, good. I just dropped some of it there.

Okay, all right. Another test. This is another blind test. Okay, blind test. First jug. Second jug. Second jug. That's hot. That's hot.

Well done. Yeah, we won. Well done. We won. Well done. Yay. We got smarter just now. We got real good.

Wait, are we back in the 93? Yeah, we're back. Now we're advanced. Now we're advanced. We're advanced to the 93% club. we're advanced to the 93% club. We're advanced into the 93% club. That was really fun, Vaughn. What a fun fact of the day from you today.

My pleasure. I don't know the science behind it. I can't wait for the next Jenny Lin, Lin report or whatever it is. Oh, my God. Naomi Lin. Naomi Lin. Can't wait for the next Naomi Lin University paper. Jenny Lin, she does more sort of biochemistry stuff.

Okay, somebody has messaged in, guys, stop it, it's making me need to pee. Oh, yeah, we'll probably need to go wee-wees. So today's fact of the day is 93% of adults can correctly guess whether water being poured is hot or cold just based on the sound. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Day.

Ah. Now actually speaking of bloody demanding things of me And pushing me around You forced me to go and get my licence renewed Oh my god Yesterday I'm surrounded by He literally like I was going to go to the gym after work

And he goes no And he got on a scooter and he marched me there to the front door and dropped me off. Jeez, the way straight to the source. I know. To the AA to get your licence. Yeah, to the... Because you've been putting it off.

CBD AA as well, which was chaos. I think they all are chaos. Oh, I know. But this was like 9.20 in the morning. But yeah, I did. I finally did it. And I was in this line. I was so lucky actually

that you did hurry us along because I got in, shuffled to the sort of front of the line and then suddenly it was like 20 or 30 people turned up. Oh, I love when that happens. And then when the last of them came in, the guy who was working there

came down the end of the line and said to the woman like, hey, it's about a 45, 50 minute wait. She was like, what? And I literally walked in three minutes before her. Oh, wow. And I was at the counter. Good.

Yeah, it was nice. It was satisfying. But then you warned me very last minute that I might have to do an eye test. Now, I haven't had an eye test since I got my license last, 10 years ago. You, just put your head on the thing and you're like C, 4, T. I said there's always an X. I told you that, didn't I? I said there's always an X and a Z. There's always an X and there's always a Z.

So I just started. I said, X, Z. Get those out of the way. Have a shot. No, luckily as soon as I saw it and they said read the second line, I could read it perfectly. It was fine. Okay, good.

I nailed that actually. Good, okay, good. Honestly, you should have seen it. I magic in there okay with this and then yeah had to do the blinking light on the side fill in the form and then it was time for what i really was there for which is the photo a new driver's license photo and yesterday i think i looked fine that's why i've been putting it off because i always you know know, you go to work and these hours I don't put in a hell of a lot of effort. And I wanted to look for the next

10 years. You know, I wanted to look stunning. Because you should see my passport photo I'm model. Like it's disgusting how beautiful I look. Yeah, right. But you had some thin Lizzie on yesterday. I put a bit of thin Lizzie on the pump.

And I had some mascara on so I was. I put a bit of thin Lizzie on the pump. Yeah. And I had some mascara on, so I was like, it'll just have to do. Yeah. And so they just shuffled. It was going so quickly because they're trying to get through this epic line. Yeah.

And there was another woman there who was getting her photo done, so I was sort of like waiting for her, and then she went off and the guy was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. And I was like, oh, okay. And then I just sat on the chair and went, and he goes, you can smile if you want. And I went,

and I just did this massive smile on the top of the photo. Yeah. So I was like, okay. But why are you allowed to smile on a driver's license but not a passport?

I don't know. I have no idea. Because like, if you get pulled over by the police, do they want to see a photo of you going, I know, hey, don't arrest me.

But I did, I sort of was doing this like, hmm, kind of forced smile because he was rushing me and I didn't have time to think about the face that I wanted to pull. Yeah. In my passport photo, however, I did. And I did Tyra. Because you're not allowed to smile.

But I have the... You're not allowed to smile in the passport. Is it because of facial scanning? Whereas the passport isn't... It's humanized. Yeah, but is that... That would be a reason not to pull a Tyra face because every time you go through the airport security self-check machine, you're going to have to go.

Mm-hmm. Smizing and I kind of like lift the cheekbones so that my skin's taut. Yeah. Which definitely won't keep going for another 10 years. But yeah, I did, I did this like massive smile because then I was like teeth, no teeth, I don't know. And then I just went and I did this really big cheesy smile. And when I smile

I get a bung eye. Right. And a scar, my dimples come out and stuff. And so did he show you the photo? No, they don't. Then he just sort of ushered me along with like, here's a temporary license, goodbye, get out of here. And I was like, ooh. You don't know what you got. He took one. He took one. You know where...

Oh, no. But he must have been happy with it. But if I worked there and it was a bad photo of someone, like they were kind of half smiling or whatever, I'd be like, hey, let's just do that again. Oh, I wouldn't. Wouldn't you? Nope.

I'd let them be stuck with it for 10 years. Yeah, but I get it because you're bitter that your photo looks like Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah. Like a Pakiha Dwayne the Rock Johnson. And that one where he's got the bum bag and the skivvy and the gold chain. Anyway, stay tuned because I will share the photo and I hope it's not too bad because I just panicked and it all went so quickly.

Yeah. But renew licence has been second on my to-do list for at least, when did I go overseas? Eight months. What's number one? Cracked mirror. Okay, right. Revision or wing mirror?

No, no, no, no. It's like a mirror in my house that is cracked and I want to see if I can get it fixed. I don't think you can. Cracked mirror, renew license. Okay, what's number three? Utensils. Oh, yeah.

Socks. Book tooth shave. Wait, Okay, what's number three? Utensils. Oh, yeah? Socks. Book tooth shave. Wait, wait, what? I just, before book tooth shave, socks, like get some new socks. Yeah, I think Aaron's hooned all my socks. Yeah. I cannot find a single pair of my white socks.

You've got to buy girly socks, then he won't touch them. Oh, I know, I know. Now that we've covered socks, book tooth shave? So, I know my teachers will be listening. I got, you know, I cracked my teeth recently. I cracked two teeth recently and I got them fixed.

Yeah. Well, they're not quite right. And now my retainer doesn't fit properly. Right. So, I've got a long tooth and it's not fitting right. So, I need to go book to get it just shaved down a bit. Oh, yeah, it's a bit longer. It's a bit long.

She's long in the tooth. They can just go and book in and they shave a tooth. Yeah, they'll just go and do it. Oh, right. I've got a little orbital sander. Well, the only reason I'm doing this is because last time I got a long tooth and they'd done the extension a little bit long, I just got a nail file and I did it.

And you guys were like, don't do that. Don't do that, no. I know, so I'm going to book tooth shave. And that's my to-do list. Right, great. I was watching the news last night and there was a little bit of a story about that egg farm in the Waikato that burnt down over the weekend.

Oh, my God. Was it 7,500 roast chicks? That was 50,000, wasn't it? Didn't four of their five houses burn down? Oh, dear. 75,000 at one point, and I think they said 50,000 at another. 50,000 chickens. Did they slap them in some plastic bags with handles?

Chuck some honey soy. Honey soy, a bit of fresh herbs. Oh, that's sad, though, some honey soy. Honey soy, a bit of fresh herbs. Oh, that's sad though, isn't it? Horrible, man. I'm sorry to make jokes. It doesn't help the fact that already in New Zealand

are egg shortages. In fact, the same in America. I was reading an article this week, border seizures between Mexico and America

have gone up 300%. They're smuggling eggs. They've stopped smuggling drugs. Eggs. They're smuggling eggs. They've stopped smuggling drugs. Eggs. They're smuggling drugs. What's caused their egg shortage? I don't know. Is it the same as our egg shortage?

Because the rules changed. And then they came in saying you can't treat them that poorly. You can still treat them poorly, but not super poorly. Not as poorly. Yeah, and people were like, nah, we'll see. And then the rule, but I haven't changed yet. Yeah. And, yeah, so that's what's causing our shortage,

but I don't know what's causing their shortage. And, yeah, you go to the supermarket and half of the shelves are empty. I know. And there's only, like, the bougie ones left. Yeah, I know. Or the real cheap big packs. But there's another egg that's made its way into supermarkets. Yeah.

The cream egg. The. The cream egg. The Cadbury cream egg. Which used to be better. I mean, let's not get into that. We'll be here all day. I feel sorry for Gen Z. In fact, I could explain a whole lot of their problems. I don't.

They never had a proper cream egg. They never had a proper cream egg. No. They'll never have a house. And they never had to rewind a video before returning it when you paid $7 to borrow it for one night. And they'll never have a cold planet. No. But I'll tell you what they will have.

Weka. Yeah. And Taranaki. The Weka is making a great return to the nag. Oh, a Gen Z breathing a sigh of relief over that one. They said. The mighty wecker. Basically a brown version of a pukeko.

Yeah. I'm glad it's back. Fuel. Fuel. So I thought last night while watching the news, there must be a point where cream eggs are going to become cheaper than chicken eggs. So I've done a little bit of research.

Well, yeah, especially if they're on special cream eggs. Okay, what have you found? Wait, is this sexy economics? This is sexy economics. Sexonomics. Sexonomics. Write that down. We should do a segment called Sexonomics

where we delve into economics, but it's sexy. That's what we could call it when we have bad news. Braden. Sexonomics. It does get a bit sexy. It does get a bit sexy. Brad's here. That's always bad news with Brad. That's always bad news. Braden. Sexonomics. Sexonomics, yeah. It does get a bit sexy. It does get a bit sexy. Brad's here. That's always bad news with Brad.

That's always bad news. This is kind of interesting and sort of sexy. So comparing eggs with cream eggs, what did you find? Well, I found that at New World, I'm a bit of a Otayca Valley egg guy. I don't know. We always get those eggs.

Yeah, same. If we need a topper. We've got chickens, but there's times of the year where they don't lay. I just get whatever's the big ones. I don't like the small. I like a seven or a big.

A jumbo. A seven or a jumbo. Okay, so would you be happy with. I don't F with sixes. No, or mixed grade. No, I don't do it. Mixed grade. Mixed grade is always sixes.

It's a lot of sixes and one seven. One seven. You never get an eight for mixed grade. They're all sixes. They plop a seven in and then they put a feather in to make it. Oh, I know. Oh, yeah. Organic.

Oh, yeah. Free range. Bloody guy. Fresh from the butt. Yeah. So if you were to buy a six pack of Otaika Valley premium free range eggs at size seven. Yes. That is currently $6.79 at New World.

For how many? For six. For six? Meaning they're $6.79 at New World. For how many? For six. For six? Meaning they're $1.13 each. Meanwhile, at New World, on a Super Saver special, you can get two cream eggs for $2, meaning they're $1 each. You can now get cream eggs. Wow.

Cheaper than eggs. Oh, my God. So if I'm on like a little health kick at the moment, my scrambled eggs just got way better. Yeah, they did. They got brilliant. How would an omelette work if I have four cream eggs? You'd have to melt it.

Melt it. And then give it maybe a whisk around. Yeah, right. Chop in my ham, my ham. Ham, your capsicum, your mushrooms. Pineapples. And then would it flip over? Cheese.

Or would it just be kind of more like a scramble? You'd have to let it cool before you flip like 90% of omelettes it will end up a scramble I meant this to be a scramble yeah I felt like a scramble anyway

oh did you say omelette sorry I made you scramble sorry yeah so but then you would still be able to get eggs

you can get eggs you can get eggs just cheaper but you when you bring in okay size 8 6 pack of size 8 But you would still be able to get eggs cheaper. You can get eggs just cheaper. But when you bring in, okay, size 8, six pack of size 8, $1.08 each at a different brand. Yeah. But a size 7, 12 pack, $0.77 each.

Okay, so you're never going to buy cream eggs for $0.77. Well, on like an Easter sale or something, or a post-Easter sale. And I can't find where you can buy bulk Easter eggs. I, yeah, I saw some in the UK where you could buy like a big tray that, you know, the ones that they leave on the counter? Yes. But, yeah, I don't think that would work out cheaper, no. That's a Gilmore's trip right there. Yeah, I think you'd have to go to a wholesaler.

That's a Gilmore's trip. But, yeah, wow, isn't that crazy? It is possible. Yeah. If those are your specific type of egg and you buy them big, you can get cream eggs cheaper than eggs. So just a straight replacement, you'll save yourself money. Is this a red banner on the Herald? Oh, my God.

It actually could be. This should be a red banner. This is a Herald. Absolute red banner stuff. What's the red banner? Auckland traffic person seriously injured. See, that's not, this is what people need because we need to be outraged, you see. And outrage equal clicks.

Yeah. And clicks pay the bills. Yeah. Okay, well, we'll keep working on it. I'm going to get this red bannered. Immediately. Okay, fantastic. Oh, another one in the bag.

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