ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 8th January 2023

Episode Date: January 7, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley open up their banking apps and take a deep dive into their recent purchases!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hi. I would like you to open up your bank apps. We're going to play a game of click a transaction, tell us what you bought, tell us all about it, don't hide anything. Most of these are probably going to be my wife. My wife. Well, I've got two accounts. Which one would you like to delve into?

My joint account with my fiancé. No, go your private because that's where you would hide. It's my business. Oh, right. My business account. Yeah, right. And also my hidden purchase account. Yeah, let's go for that one because that's more exciting.

Okay. Also, I don't know if it's, since I've got my latest phone, I set up, you know, the facial recognition. Yeah. But more often than not, it's not recognising my face. Like, have I changed in the last, like, month or so? I don't think so. I didn't want to say that the last, that second dose of COVID aged you.

Like, in the morning, I'm, like, squinting at my phone, and it's like, no. No, no. Who's this? I'm like, really? Put it down, thief. Put it down. Okay, Vaughn, we'll start with you. Okay.

Scroll, scroll, scroll. What do I want to go, Airpods or credit card? Well, we need to make the most transactions. You should be using your credit card to get points. Yeah, I think Airpods or credit card Well we need to make The most transactions You should be using Your credit card To get points Yeah I think I use

I think I do use My credit card Credit ready Scroll Scroll Scroll Scroll Scroll

Scroll Scroll Stop Name the transaction Um I don't know This is This is

This is in my Territory This is Jesus Christ This is more of a what did your wife buy? Oh, shit, we shouldn't be doing this, actually. A Galaxy Star projector? Is that a Christmas thing?

Or do we buy somebody else that? This is what you do is you Google it. Galaxy Star. No, I've seen them advertised. SP Galaxy projector. Oh, yeah, these are cool. And they put stars on the roof. Oh, my God, you're getting that for Christmas. Oh, the roof. Oh, my God. You're getting that for Christmas.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're getting this for Christmas. Oh, my God. We've discovered it. That's so cool. I want one. And then, oh, plumbing world, that would have been me.

It was a couple of joints for a bit of pipes. Oh, that's sexy stuff. This is boring for me. Okay, we'll do another round. We'll come back to you. Fletch, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, Fletch. Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. Stop.

Okay, so do I read all of them from that day? Because I just got coffee. That's boring. Yeah, sure. Liquor store. Supermarket. Food and booze. Ticket master.

What was that for? What was that one for? My chem? My chem. It is. Can you keep that transaction open? Because I actually still owe you for that. Actually, this is very interesting because- Wow, did you-

Wow. He planned this. He planned this. No, this is very interesting because I've got half of $304.14 that you owe me, you, for My Chemical Romance, and then two above the Oak Ridge Resort in Wanaka, which I've booked for a wedding. And I owe you for that. This is absolutely my way.

This is absolutely stitched up on this. You owe me half of that. We're just trying to have a fun game. Why are you going to bring it down? I'll pay you when I can pay you. You said stop, and I stopped my transactions, and it turns out you both owe me money. Wow.

Okay. On the same day I made these purchases, the 11th of November. I'll transfer it soon. Yeah. Oh, soon. Soon? We're just playing a game right now. Because that's what you said last payday.

I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling. Are we just leaving? Yeah, we'll come back to that. Then put a pin in there, come back to it. Oh, well, actually, funnily enough, 16th of September. Oh, okay. We went to Lucky 8. Yeah.

Have I been paid back for that? Because I've, oh, Carl Peter Fletcher, $105. Okay. $105? What did you guys have? They're $8 dishes. Yeah, but because the whole time we were like, it's basically free. It's basically free.

Because everything's $8. The drink's so cheap, it's basically free. So, yeah, you did pay me back for that. I got paid for some things. Sky Sydney. I did two PT sessions on that day. Sky Sydney, if we could stop back there. Have you been gambling again?

No, that's the car park. Car park. And Superior Hair. I spent $160 on some new extensions. Cindy, if we could stop back there, have you been gambling again? No, that's the car park. Oh, okay. Car park and superior hair. I spent $160 on some new extensions. Yeah, that's how much human hair costs when you can't grow it yourself. Jesus. Yeah. That's absolutely insane.

Okay, Vaughan, give us another one. Were you just wanting sympathy from people that couldn't grow their own hair either? Yeah, I just want to let you know that I'm a ball brother. No, you get three or four hats for that. Three or four. Oh, here's a big night out. either. I just want to let you know that I'm a ball brother. You get three or four hats for that. Here's a big night out. One, two, three, four, five transactions at one of my favorite drinking spots in Auckland.

And I would say Hayley was shouting that night. This is not a fun game, is it? Nah, let's stop playing, actually. Zara. What did I buy from Zara? Let's go back to the fact that you two owe me money. Yeah, we'll just... Oh, podcast's got to end here. Yeah, we. Zara. What did I buy from Zara? Let's go back to the fact that you two owe me money. Yeah, we'll just. Oh, podcast's got to end here. Yeah, we'll see you on the next one.

We got away with it. Yeah, that was perfect. I'm right here. We're not paying him back. I'm not even going to pretend he exists anymore. How can you pay someone back if they don't exist? Who are you talking about? I've got no idea.

I'm right here. I'm literally right here. I don't know. I don't hear anybody I'm literally right here. I don't know. I don't hear anybody saying anything either so that should be Neither. It's pretty good.

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I'm doing one of those secret restaurants. Oh, I was going to say, because that's exactly the opposite of how restaurants work. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley.