ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast - 9th January 2023

Episode Date: January 8, 2023

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss the ins & outs of naming a childSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try barista made iced coffees available now at your local McCafe. Okay, you have to name a child. You're about to have a child. Naming a child is one of the hardest things.

Mind you, we argued more about naming the calf we had this year than we did about naming either of our children. Yeah, there was quite a debate, wasn't there? Quite a winner for a long time. But our children, a lot of back and forth, but very civil, and we like the same sort of names. So something a little bit different, but not like, yeah, Shepamp.

Clemanthia. Shepamp. Shepanthia. Shepanthia. Shepanthia. Shepanthia. Shepanthin. Shepanthin, the rash cream, and then you're like, look, this is going on your nappy rash, and it's got the same name as you.

But no, we're on the same page. But if you're going to name your child, I'm going to hit you with some categories, and you have to name your child in that category. Oh, okay. Love this. Am I being forced to have these children like I'm living in America, and it's the handmaid's tale?

Yes. And abortion's been ruled out? Abortion's been ruled out. It's gone. You're stuck with them. Okay, you have to name your child after a biscuit. My favourite biscuit or any biscuit? No, no, no, just a biscuit that you think is also a fitting name for a child.

Chocolate finger. No, you can't call your child chocolate finger. Jaffa Slice. name for a child? Chocolate finger. No, you can't call your child chocolate finger. Jabber slice. You just literally said call your kid after a biscuit and I said chocolate finger and you said no. But a biscuit that could also be a name. Ginger

nuts. Ginger snap. Anzac? Ginger. Anzac could be, there's got to be a kid that's been called Anzac. Could be ginger. What about, right? Could be ginger. What about hokey? It could be ginger. Hokey pokey.

Squiggle. That's part of the biscuit. Little squiggle. Squiggle Fletcher. Oh my God, squiggle. Squiggs. There's nothing to stop you calling you squiggle. Squiggs.

Yeah, that's how I could call them squiggs. Squiggs, that's really cute. Shrewsbury. Oh, yep, yep, yep. Or Tim. Tim Tam. Tim and Tam, twins. And then for the second one,. Or Tim. Tim Tam. Tim and Tam twins. And then for the second one, if I had twins, I'd Tim and Tam.

Biscoff. Biscoff. Sounds Italian, doesn't it? It's a little biscuity. What about plain wafer? Wafe. Wafe. Wafe.

Wafe-ly. Yeah. Wafe-ly. Wafe-ly. Yeah, wafe-ly. Okay. Okay, hit us with another category. Yeah, I'll go with squiggle

Paint colours Oh, but there's so many Resina's like Oh, I know that's one Blue Blue Ivy Already done Taken

Oh, yeah Do you mean like from the Resina colour chart? Anything that you've heard What are we using? Indian ink That doesn't feel right No For me and Aaron

No Inky If you're having a baby squid That's problematic What are we using? Indian ink. That doesn't feel right. No. For me and Aaron. No. Inky. If you're having a baby squid. That's problematic. If you're having an octopus, you could call it inky. I've always liked the name Violet. Violet? I knew a Violet and she was a hippie.

Ruby, there's already a lot of names. There are a lot of nice names, actually. What about car models or car brands? You have to name your next baby after- Susie Key. Susie Key. Susie Key. Susie Key.

Camry. Holden was a name, like a person's name. Like if you read any literature set in the old west, Holden was quite the name. What about Tita? Tita Courtesy I always thought the Nissan Teeter was a Tilda I always thought they were Nissan Tildas

But they're Teeters Capital T, Capital I, lowercase L, capital D, capital A Do you know what a shitbag name would be Axler That's what I drive 90% of cars names would be Shitbag Kids Commodore Ford

Falcon I quite like Falcon Legacy Legacy Legacy Smith I mean you're starting great You're ending very plain Impreza Fletcher

Okay what about naming a kid after like a clothing brand Billabong Done Billabong Fletcher. Rusty. Rusty Fletcher. Oh yeah. Moochie Sproul.

Moochie Sproul. Yes. Rip Curl. Rip. Rip. Yeah, that's a name. Rip Curl. What was the actor?

Rip Torn. Rip Torn, yeah. He was an actor. I was going to say great actor, but I couldn't back that up with any examples. No. It was in Dodgeball and Men in Black. That's right. Okay, you have to

name your baby, oh my God, we used to play this game at Seven Days, competitive show, but I'm a big fan and a regular contributor. Play this game

where you go, you'd be chatting along and then someone has to quick fire at you, woman's, like baby's name, first and last, female,

and you have to just come up with it. So don't think about it. What do you mean first and baby's name, first and last, female. And you have to just come up with it. So don't think about it. What do you mean, first and last? Yeah, first and last. So you just go, you have to say, like, a name that makes sense. And you have to come up with it really quickly. Okay. So I'm going to throw to you, Fletch, baby girl's name, first and last.

Go. First and last? First and last. Go. You can't think about it. Just say it out loud. Beverly Wobblebottom. There you go. Little boy's name, Vaughn. Go. First and last. First and last. Go. You can't think about it. Just say it out loud. Beverly Wobblebottom.

There you go. Little boy's name. Vaughn. Go. First and last. Craig Hole. Craig Hole. It's so easy. You can think of a thousand names, right?

But the moment you put under pressure. Yeah. Freugen dying. Heigen's offed. Tree boy. Another podcast in the bag. The plastic bag. Are they back?

No, no, still banned. Okay. They never left. No, sorry. That's where you come in with the line, boy. Boy, man, if you enjoyed that. Okay. Oh, and if you enjoyed it, give us a rating and a review

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