ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Podcast Intro - 27th March 2023

Episode Date: March 26, 2023

On todays Podcast Intro, Fletch,Vaughan & Hayley open up some International Mail!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Drive through and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. We have received international mail. I'm eating crunchy nut cornflakes. Why are you eating cornflakes?

Is it, I'm coming out. I'm coming down too. Me too. I'm coming out. I'm coming down too. Me too. I'm coming down. Push them out, boys. Is that crunchy nut cornflakes? Is that the ad? Was it?

I think it was. Yeah, because the crunch of it. Gave them away. Gave them away. We're talking about a famous. Wait, was that a New Zealand only ad? Or was that one of those ones that was. From Australia.

From America or Australia. And we think it was just ours. I don't know. But it wasn't. Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes, a flushing out TV ad. Yeah, Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes. It was a UK advert. What was that?

Yeah. Oh, that's the ad before it. We know you're on set. We know you're on set. He could be anywhere, Sheriff. Do you have a... Flush him out. More volume. More volume from your laptop, please. Is that as loud as it goes? It's an odd shot. You're talking all over it.

It's a quiet. It sounds like your laptop. Oh, no, it's an old, it's recorded off television. Is it on YouTube? Is the volume up on YouTube? Have you done the volume up on YouTube? The slider. I feel like his slider's loud. Is your slider high? No, my's an older, it's recorded off television. Is it on YouTube? Is the volume up on YouTube? Have you done the volume up on YouTube? Yes, the volume's up on YouTube. I feel like his slider's low. I feel like your slider's high.

No, my slider is... Wait, can I put some gain on his slider? How do I... Oh, I'm going to... No, you're not there, boy! Come and get me! Well, he could be anywhere, Sheriff. First in town.

Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes. Encrusted with honey, nuts and brown sugar I just put that So it was a UK ad It wasn't even I'm coming down I'm coming down too Me too

Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes Wow The idea being that the Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes Are so delicious The initial Guy on the run. Oh, there's a toothbrush. Toothbrush.

Came down, and then it turns out there was a whole lot of other people on the run hiding in the clips. Amazing. And that came down too. Right. Really good food. So why are you eating corn? No porridge.

Didn't have any porridge. It's weird drinking this much milk, inadvertently drinking this much milk. Yeah. Well, yum though. It much milk. Yeah. Well. Yum, though. It looks yum. Yeah.

They are yum. Well, put those down, please, because we've got a special parcel. But they won't be crunchy nut cornflakes when I get back. They'll be soggy nuts. Nobody likes the soggy nuts. No one likes soggy nuts. No. Dear Fletch. To milky soggy nuts.

Dear Fletch, Vaughan, and Hayley. Now, weirdly, this return address is Christchurch. Okay. Dear Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley, this is to tidy up the stinky dink from dipping accidents. Vaughan, I know you love looking up where we all live around the world. I live in an apartment in Phoenix. But it's come from Christchurch, the mail.

Ascent at Papago Park. Give it a Google. I'll do that. So maybe this person sent it to someone in New Zealand. In Christchurch to send to us. Now, I'm assuming by the time they sent this, you had the rinky-dink, but now, of course, you're an Audi monthly-to-month ambassador. Yeah, month-to-month ambassador.

Yeah, that's the current setup. Pending. But they have sent, and we've talked about these, haven't we? Oh, my God. They are sauce clips. They're sauce moto dip clips. So what you do, it's a cup holder for ketchup and fast food sauces. And do you know what?

Designed really for the Macca's sauce. Sweet and sour. Macca's sweet and sour. So it clips into your air vent and you pop in the sauce. Oh, my God, that's amazing, isn't it? Oh, my God, this is so good because I'm always nuggying on the go. That's amazing. She loves a nuggy. You just put it there and it's, oh, that's amazing, isn't it? Oh, my God, this is so good because I'm always nuggying on the go. That's amazing. She loves a nuggy.

You just put it there and it's, oh, that's so cool. Oh, my God, this is going to change my life. Because I still haven't eaten in the Audi yet. I feel it's a breach of, yeah, I don't know. They said I could, but I feel I won't. Oh, so actually the sauce, it comes with a little um sauce holder which is the size of say yamaka's sauce but that's for actually putting in like ketchup or sweet chili or whatever you could you could byo yeah sauce to the car oh my god wow and then of course add this to the uh

the the spice rack that we made oh for the car the car. And you've got your spices for your chips. Wow. And then your dips. Amazing. That's so much milk, Vaughan. That's so much milk. Why have you got so much fucking milk? I'm coming down too. I'm coming down. Oh, me too. Me too. Oh my god, I'm going to get nuggies on the way home.

There are only two of these because I don't have a car but I have friends with cars. Well, it just feels like it's for the card people, isn't it? The people who are- But I- How good would one of these be in Friend of the Show James' car? Because I'm always in James' car eating nuggies. Yeah, we always get nuggies.

He loves nuggies. We'll just have to go in your car to get nuggies. You're not getting any Audi. You don't want to put one of these- I don't want everyone Hooning their nuggies In the back of my Audi We've got to think About the leather

I've looked up Ascent at Papago Park In Phoenix, Arizona I love looking up Where people live I'm emotional Don't cry They're much richer than you

Just around the corner Honeybears BBQ Oh, okay Four stars I'm coming down I'm coming down. I'm coming down too. From the ascent on whatever it's called. And then there's just down the road, Paco's Tacos

and Sip. Yum. Paco's Tacos opens 9am Monday. It's LGBTQ plus friendly. Oh, fantastic. Identifies as Latino owned. Who knew that this little stuff was on Google reviews? Trust America to have to advertise that they're LGBTQI plus friendly. Oh, fantastic. Identifies as Latino owned. Who knew that this little stuff was on Google reviews? Trust America to have to advertise that they're LGBTQI plus friendly.

Yeah. And you're not going to be surprised by a Latino. 4.7 stars. Oh, that's a bit of you, isn't it? That's high. Yeah. It's very high. So they've got barbecue just around the corner.

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Sweet vagina pie. You're such a creep though, aren't you? Creeping on the local barbecue joints in the apartment building. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Sweet potato pie. You're such a creep, though, aren't you? Creeping on the local barbecue joints in the apartment building. Yeah, but now I want barbecue. Yeah, how good's barbecue? It's a champion meal.

Didn't you have barbecue at the weekend? Yeah, kind of. Yeah, I did. There's another barbecue place just around the corner. Hap's Pit Barbecue. And then there's the Stockyard Steakhouse. What's a miracle? There's barbecue on every block.

And then there's a CrossFit place. Oh, get a grip. Get out of here. No thanks. I'm here for the barbecue. You get the hell out of here. I'm coming down. I'm coming down too.

Me too. I might just stay up here. I'm coming down too. Me too. I might just stay up here. I don't like cereal. I've got sore legs. I'm celiac. I can't eat the grains. Have you got anything for me? Have you got any gluten-free ties?

I'm staying here then. Stay up there. Screw you. I'm staying up here too.