ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Ask Me Anything- Episode Five

Episode Date: July 7, 2026

Today you asked us... about our wildest interactions with listeners, and Hayley's hall pass story (iykyk)!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fletch Warnetheelie's Ask Me Anything And our big pod is back with the live show on the 20th of July So while we're on midwinter break, it's our Fletchworn and Haley, Ask Me Anything Do you know between starting recording these and just now, I've got my period? Ow! Thank you for your service. There will be no babies

This month. Thank you, Euteron lining, for shedding once again. Shed away, dear friend. I have done with you. You should message Dr. Shul. You should mention message. Oh, I've got a reaming over the weekend. Yeah, hey, do you know, this Haley was told off by our good friend Dr. Shorney.

Yes, I know. So Dr. Shoney arrived at my house. Little digression before we get into our lovely Ask Me Anything questions. Dr. Shoney came over to my house and he's a doctor, right? A general doctor. He sees men, women, everyone. And he said to me, God, I've just been really, really landing in the fact that women have it so much worse. And I was sitting there.

Yes, thank you very much. He's going on about it and blah, blah, blah. and then you get through the worst of it and then menopause is like, what's up, bitch? Yeah. What's up? And he asked Matt,

oh, we're talking about contraception and he said, oh, what are you doing? He said, and he said, Hey, Lee. I was like, nah, mate, listen. I've got all sorts of this than the other thing. It's never going to happen. And he, I got proper telling off.

But I also just got my period, so it's not like it's not working. So who's right? You or a doctor? Who's right? You tell me. What do you call it? You know, like, white saviors are when white people are like, you know. Oh, yeah.

The plight of the non-white. Yes. I'm here for you and you call them white saviors. What do you call it when a guy does that? Cox saviors? No, that's different. That paints a different picture. Right.

I don't know. No, no, no. He was learning. He's really learning. He's really learning. He's a great point. He's got a great point. Yeah, but then I reminded him of the power of the female orgasms, something that he'll never experience.

It's an inability to go and go and go and he was like actually. He'll literally never experienced because he's a homosexual. Yeah, he's a homosexual. He won't even get to witness it or cause one. No. It was a nice balance conversation. Now's maybe not the time. No, he's not.

No, he's not. No. Really? He's cheered though. He's dabbled in vagina. Yeah. He's dead of the vagina. Dabbled in the land of the virgin.

Yeah. Lovely. Anyway. Here's today's question. Oh, that's why I'm saying that because, ow. I'm sore ass. You've got your period. Alicia from Walkworth wants to know,

what's your best, worst or most interesting interrelated? interaction you've had with listeners, anything super old or juicy. Haley's Hall Pass story had me wondering if there's more stories like that. Oh, she must have seen my show. That's probably the craziest. Yeah. For those that don't know, like a listener cash in their hall pass with Haley.

A listener messaged me when I made my breakup public and said, you know, I can't remember it, but the message was pretty straightforward he was like, this is, you know what, fuck it. Fortune Favors the Bold. You're my Hall Pass. Brave, it's Fortune Favors to Brave. What did I say, bold? Fortune Favors.

Fortune favors the bold? That works as well as it was. It works but it's incorrect. Sorry, I just had to say. I'm going to stick with it, thank you. Fortune favors the bold or the brave. Both phrases are perfectly into charge where I manage that with the same thing.

Oh, wait. If you emphasize courage standing fast and enduring hardship. Bold, brave, same thing. Anyhow, he was bold and brave, and he messaged me to say that I was his whole past and he just saw that I am single. So Haley just checked to see if the dick was okay and then she's like, Yep, you can. Essentially.

We've got to run a dick, check. You want to run a dick, check? That's absolutely fine. Yeah, a little guy cash in his whole past. It was quite fun. And now we're quite good friends, you know? Like, we get on well and stuff. Yeah.

In interactions, I mean, that would be the craziest. I don't have any crazy. Like, there are definitely some people in radio over the years that have had, like, stalkers and stuff. Yeah. I think we're too ugly. I think we're too ugly. For anyone to form that kind of bizarre attraction.

us. I couldn't deal with that. Yeah. Also, I don't think I'd encourage if someone started messaging where should I just ignore them and blocked them? But what are your best friends was a listener? Dr. Shawnee? Who? Was he? That bloody...

What are your best friends? The guy who... That cock saviour. The cock savior who tried to tell me how bad women have it. No, yeah. That's very true, actually, because I was in in Croatia. We're in Croatia. And him and his husband, Jared, were there. And they just mess... Is that the first time you met them?

And they just message me. I didn't know that. Because I walked past them at the Ward City, and they just message me and said, are you in a cock check? No. Like a dick check. And they just said, are you here? And do you want to grab a drink?

And I was like, fuck here. Like, I've got nothing to do. And now they're like so involved in all of our lives. And then it just turned out that they had so many mutual friends with our friend group. Dude, does that duck get in green ice playing any role in the fact that you were like, yeah, fuck you have a drink. You guys. No, nothing. Okay.

No. And so we had a great night out. And we were like, oh, when we're back in New Zealand. when you guys are back because they were there for a few months. And they just had all these mutual friends in our friend group and then just been friends ever since. Yeah. So that's a nice version of it. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't think I've had any. Had one recently as my new girlfriend's first experience of someone like being overly familiar with me when I don't know them. Oh yeah. Which is something that's like, and it's our honour and our pleasure to be on car rides with people every day. You know, when they're listening and they're driving around and it's just like we might be in the car. them and then we meet them and they know a lot about us and we've never met them before

and someone came charging out to us a few drinks in and just kind of like was overly familiar and she was like how do you deal with that it's so weird am i it's it's nice it's nice it is nice that people listen and they've got nice things to say but i i would be like that if i saw some people that i listen to on podcast or audio you just feel like you know them oh my god how's this and how's that i always panic that i went to primary school with them and i've forgotten them so they'll be like hey that's what i thought this situation was because i was in like my whole area. I was like, hey, I was like, oh my God, hello. But I've never, I haven't slept with any listeners.

Oh, you have done a couple now. That's actually not bad for how long you've been in the game. There was that guy who was like, oh man, yeah, radio host. I was like, you just need to pull back on that. That's really off for me. Well, were you like, call me a comedian when you're going down on me or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me some fucking respect.

Actually, I prefer comedian if you're going to be going down on me. Please don't call me a radio host. It's my job, but it's not my passion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call me what I want to be, not what I am. Oh, yeah, take it, radio host. No, no. Excuse me.

Say take it comedian. Thank you. But, no, I don't have... Are you not hearing the natural outs here? Yeah, I'm hearing all of the natural outs, and I just wanted to wind up and bring it back to Alicia's question. I do... I said sort of like, tail ender.

Huh? You're kind of going like buttoning it, you're like buttoning off. Yeah, I'm buttoning it up. All right. I don't think people... People aren't stupid. They heard the question at the start. We literally talk about how good our listeners are.

They're smart. They're intelligent. They might have zoned out. They left a podcast going, got out of the car, forgot it was a podcast, forgot to pause it. Which I've been doing a lot with my audiobook lately. Yeah. Get out to do something. Get back and you're like, how am I how far back do I have to go?

See, this bit's shit. Do you know that? Yeah. Because I've been a trimmed off. Because Vaughn didn't get the natural out. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, well, here's one.

Brilliant. Thank you. So Alicia. It was literally just here. It was just here. and walk with ask the question that was so dumb so dumb