ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Ask Me Anything- Episode Seven

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

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Flechhorn and Haley's Ask Me Anything. And our big pot and the live show is back on the 20th of July. We're on midwinter break. So it's the Fleetsbourne and Haley Ask Us Anything. And the lovely Georgia that does the day shows is in. Are you on holiday as we speak? No. No.

Guys, I'm just slaving away. All good. No worries about it, eh? We get up at 4 o'clock in the morning. I don't buy a... Georgia gets up pretty early, though. She jims is for work. Guys, why am I here?

I feel I'm nervous Well somebody has asked us a question And ask us anything And it involves you and Brian Clint Jasmine says Kiss Mary Kill It should be fuck Mary Kill Kiss is

That's weak Well they're probably just being Polite For the audience Yeah Okay well What do you want to Do you want to

Fuck do you want to kiss Shoot Shag Mary Shoot Shag Mary Some people might think We can say fuck too much Okay Shoot Shag Mary Shoot Shag Mary

Oh no No I don't like doing these Shoot shit now. I love it. You have to. Bree, Clint and Georgia. Oh, God. Oh, no.

Well, we're the other two, eh? It's easy. Okay, go. Be nice. I'm going to keep a tally too. Be nice. See, this is a thing with this game and I never play this with friends because someone always gets shot.

Yeah, but that's fine. I feel, okay, well, mine's pretty straight up. I'll marry Georgia, fuck Brie, kill Clint. I'm so into this. That would be because I'd do the same. Yeah. Okay, same? You could, no, no.

Yeah, you definitely were not going to do the same. I mean, nothing against Clint, but. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to fuck or marry it. That's the only thing. But you want to fuck Georgia? No, I want to marry Georgia. Oh, yeah.

And we all know when you marry Georgia, you get missionary once a month. That's right. This is defamation. Yeah. You do not. Once every other month now. Retract that. Once every two months, Georgia.

You're not true. Not true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because we're doing the others for the rest of the time, right? Oh, Georgia, no. Georgia, please. Don't bring down this high-brow show. You just need to know what she's in for.

Right, because she's marrying you. Yeah, no, but it's fine because I'm fucking Bree. But only once. Only once. Wait, you're not depending on how it goes. Oh, wait, in your version of shoot shag marry, that is only once. Is the shag only once in your mind?

Yes, only once. You get it out of the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless you like it, in which case I'll have an affair. But we'll have a nice life. But you're having an affair on me. I would leave your way with it once. We'll cook and stuff.

Wait, you've got a... Also, you'll do it for cooking. Yeah, that's fine. Wait, you've got a tolerance for one affair? Interesting. Interesting. Well, I mean, when you're only putting out once every other month and it's missionary for 30 minutes.

Right, you sort of have to accept you've got to go looking somewhere out. After Shortland Street. Oh, come on. But before the night time movie starts. It's too late. So 15 minutes warm up. 30 minutes of, you know, really no intense missionary.

And then 15 minutes cleaner. Wait, wait. Hang on a second. Am I being portraying a vanilla life? No, I do. Also, if you marry Georgia, she's going to be dragging you to the gym in the morning. Great.

I need that. I need someone who's like, come on, let's go. No, you'll be at work. No, I'm quitting. You're going to quit. Because George's going to look after you. Oh, yeah, I'm bringing in the bay. I'm going to.

She's going to bring it in the bacon. I'll go to the gym with her in the morning, and then I'll go cook at home. Okay. You'll love it. So it's sort of a universal agree. Yeah. Situation there of.

Universal agree. Clint's dead. We love to death. Guys, everyone shows you to be married. This is what I meant. My head is huge right now. Oh. This is great.

I always say that you're one of the, like, people ask everyone is at work. I'm like, I'll fletching alien accounts. That's, I'll leave with him. I don't know. I don't know any of the others. But I always say, Georgia Burt's one of the loveliest people

in the industry, easy. Yeah. This industry is full of fuckwits. No, I'm only kidding. But they know who they are. Georgia, you are. You're one of the nicest family. Authentically lovely.

Yeah. And on days when you're sad, I get really worried. I know. You actually, all of you are so good. Even Fletch, so good as taking that up. I am actually quite nice. I think the world, I'm like, uh-oh. The world's ended.

I'm like, something's gone as bad. I've taken the smile of the eternal. smile. I wouldn't be that happy if I was having sex as infrequently as you were. Do you know what I'm going? We be getting it on the daily. Can we get home on the line? I kid you not. It is a lot more than you think. Yeah, yeah. I'm happy. Have you got married to be one-up?

Have you like equal sex drives? Yes. You do. See, that's a good thing. That's really good. When couples don't, it's not good. If Morgan was here, she would say mix-matched libidis is one of the like it's killers. Yeah. Oh. It is.

Yeah, no, we're pretty good actually, but you don't need to know that. Yeah. That's what you like about me. You don't ask me anything. So you have to say everything. Not me. This is for you three. Yeah, well, this is why I'm single because I have to find someone else that once have

sex every three months. Yeah, that's you. You're so close to Georgia. You could almost... You could even have a prince. Okay, one more question from our ask us anything. Yeah, I'm feeling it. We've got to double up.

Okay, can you address the rumors that Vaughan and Haley slept together and that Haley didn't know the last time podcast. That's what I thought. And that is a cliffhanger. And that is a cliffhanger. That's what we call it in the biz a cliffhanger. And we'll answer that tomorrow.