ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Ask Me Anything- Episode Six

Episode Date: July 8, 2026

Today you asked us... which team Fletch supports and Hayley shares a story that didn't make her comedy show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fletchhorn and Haley's Ask Me Anything. And the Big Pod, 20th of July, along with the live show, we're on a mid-winter break, so we've got our Fletchhorn and Haley, ask me anything. So far, we've been, oh, you're looking for painkillers for me. Yeah, I am. No, no, I've got some generic painkillers in the locker. I don't buy the branded stuff. I've got, you know how a maxedgesic has got ibuprofen and paracetamol?

Yep. These are my last maxegesis because I found a non-branded one, and it's got more of each in each pet. So I was like, fuck, yes, that is cheaper too. I've been gobbling there. In the middle of the night, sawback, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. Now, Patsy does. Patsy's got a bloody good.

I keep forgetting I'm allowed painkillers. Yeah, do you know what you should get for the soreback ass? I've got one that I get. It's really good. It lasts for 24 hours. Oh, it sounds strong. I'm bad on strong painkillers. Is it me?

Well, they're not pain there, anti-inflammatories. Aren't they rough on the guts? Oh, my God. All I'm hearing is pussy. Pussy, yeah. Yeah. See. Yeah, just making the middle of the night.

Gobble, go, go, go, go, go. I think we should rattle up through a few because we've been kind of getting distra- No, I'm running a tight ship. No. I'm running a tight ship. I couldn't see because of my glasses. He's, he's a handsome man.

He is handsome. Thank you. Oh, he's handsome. Oh, fuck, I was so wrong. You were wrong, yeah. Maybe you need glasses, bitch. This guy, but it's just he's very fair for us. Oh, yeah, yeah.

He's also. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's baby-faced. Yeah, and that's not me. That's not you. That's not my cover. Yeah, you like them to look like they've been on a rock band for 40 years. Get a couple of douries in here and some sunburn, you know what I mean?

And now you're my time. Perhaps some melanomas cut out of your face. Yeah, yeah. No, diucanac? That's a good one, eh? That's a big heavy one. Yeah, let's get it. I'm in a lot of pain.

Jesus. Oh, huh. Take two of my off brand max of Jesus. I will just say that Fletchwin and Haley are not medical professionals. Pharmacists or doctors, please see a professional for advice. Yeah. Okay, get us some listener questions. Ask me anything.

Okay. Sorry, is any of you guys got water? I'm out. I'm dry. I've got some, but only if it... No lips. Don't lips. You're allowed to lips.

You're allowed to lips. Oh, I don't go down on it, though. You're allowed to lip. Okay, we're reading. Okay. Stella asks, Haley, Dynasty Sparrel on the Perel, haven't yet, and you've teased so many of the stories. Surely spill one or two.

Hall pass or FIFA veneers or whatever happened in the Indonesian bush. We did hall pass. FIFA veneers is what happened in the Indonesian bush. What about I was thinking, sorry Stella, I'm hijacking your question, because she still is trying to sell out the show. And I won't, FIFA veneers is a crowd fave. And I don't want to spoil it for anyone. It's a whole thing.

It's a journey. You've got a big buildup. But maybe maybe maybe we could. What about some stories that didn't make, were there any of stories about Sparrow and the Power that you were like, that could make the cut, but didn't? Yeah. What about the tattoo situation?

I could share that. The tattoo situation. Yep. You remember that? Yeah, I know. Yeah, I could share that. Yeah. So I didn't put this in the show,

but I was hooking up with a tattoo artist for a while. And I gave him a tattoo. And I won't say what it is. Which is like a no-no, right? Yeah, a big no-no. Yeah, yeah. Gave him a tattoo. He taught me how to do it.

What do you mean? It's a no-no. you're like supposed to really properly learn how to do it and all that kind of what is there some kind of license you get no no no it's just this unspoken rule yeah oh right otherwise yeah yeah yeah yeah and then so when i yeah he's fucking hot i'm sorry so there's a lot going on i'm so oh he had absolutely he's got core wow what an absolute yeah it caught perving yeah you caught perving so i waved and he didn't see that and now the girls that are with him think that is I'm perving at them.

They think you're perving at him and because you look like a big gay. I do look like a big gay. A big gay beer. Anyway, so I was, I did, I got a, um, gave this guy a tattoo and then later on when, um, I re-enforced the fact that he wasn't looking for a relationship. He took his own tattoo gun and scrawled across it, like crossed it out and made his own how to look so much worse. Wild.

That was sort of dumb. Like it's over. I mean, that's why if you do meet someone, my advice would be maybe just to wait until you get them tattooed on your body. Yes. Give it a beat. Yes. I reckon the rest of them, maybe 6.Life season four will get a lot of it.

Uh-huh. Yeah, I've got to save some. I'm a content machine. Did you ever see in your time prowling, did you ever see a penis than you were just like, what a work of art? Yeah. Really? Really?

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. Yeah, yeah. Interesting. The footballer was just sort of absurd, wasn't it? That was absurd. He's in the show.

He's in the show. I think I saw that behind an underpant wall. And I didn't want to see it unshaped. It was a fucking monster doll. An underpant wall, otherwise no one in his trousers or shorts. Shorts. It was undies. It was undies. I will say this is like, oh, yeah.

Monster don't. There might have been a night with the gaggle around. a lazy Susan. Do you remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Fletcher's said a entire whole in that story. No, it's just funny.

Oh, Fahili's Fahili's. No, it's funny now knowing what we know now. Anyway. Right. There's lots to tell, lovely listener. Yeah, so I'm sure

that Sex Up Life Season 4 will be very juicy. We did a dong. Yeah. We did the monster don't. It was a big dong. It was a big dong. Anna from Huntley

would like to know. Fletch the people need to know. Is the mural still there? In Huntley Top twins and leg legends Still muraled in Huntley Because they haven't been since the bypass They must be killing them

My business not passing through Yeah Not that you ever really stopped in Huntley People need to know what Was that just a question What team are you on? Warriors Hurricanes

Warriors and Hurricanes Warriors and Hurricanes Yeah Well just because I'm from I was born in Wellington So that's my team So go the canes Okay

Yeah. Well, mark that down. I'm always like, what are you saying? Cheers to Lady die. Cheers to Lady die. If you know, you know. If you know, you know. Let's just say we're all looking at the same.

Well, Fletch and I are often looking at the same person. It was so wrong about them as well. Moment of silence. There's really something out there for a while. We've got a new cafe set up. They're doing well too. Oh my God, because it was a bit of a cursed set up that place. Yeah.

I just outside of a studio. There's this little kiosk sort of a situation. There's been a few businesses come and go, but these guys moved in and they've got it. Harsled. They've had the ground running. Yeah. Really seem to be doing well for themselves.

And I tell you, what if they keep dragging in the crowd from the gym over the road? Then God bless them and long may they continue. We thank them for their service.