ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Ask Me Anything- Episode Ten

Episode Date: July 12, 2026

Today you asked us... a very personal question for Vaughan and Hayley's Momoa advice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please wanted Haley's Ask Me Anything. And welcome our big pod and live show. We'll be back on July the 20th. It's her Ask Me Anything. Um, oh, this one's from Bex. Okay. Are they Bex? It's an unusual one to read as it's about myself.

Oh, okay. Um, Vaughn, love to see you so happy with someone that shares your interest in hobbies. So stoked for you. Do you think you'll get married or have babies? Fucking hell. Jesus, fucking cry. Absolutely fucking pump the brakes on that one, Bex. So, okay, so let's just

We'll probably recap for the listeners Let's have a whole recap I reckon leave out some details Some drink, not good than everything Yeah, we know all Yeah, fair call Um So yes, my marriage ended in March of 2025

There will be a lot of, there were a lot of questions There were a lot of questions For some reasons Well, people are interested And then later in 2025 I started seeing someone who's pretty fantastic So far Yeah, give it time.

We're always in. Yeah, you're going to give these things time. And it is so great to be seeing someone who shares hobbies and interests. It's so great. That's all I've really got to say. It's wicked. You get to do the things you really like with someone you really like. How cool is that?

Yeah. Can I, maybe should I share something, a little something that, oh, I don't know if I should say this. Jason Moore's dating. advice? No, I liked it. I really liked it. So remember after going to Jason's gig, we went up to the little private drinky-pooze afterwards. Oh yeah. And talking to this couple that were kind of there, just dating, but not really sure what they were doing. And Jason kind of entered the conversation. And he talked about finding true love, like you're one person. And he said, it's your best friend, but they suck your dick. I was like, Jason.

got a round of applause in the room. Yeah. It's like hanging out with your best mate except she sucks your dick. Now Google who dress a mama I was dating. And be like, yeah. Lucky. If you're that hot and realize none of us are getting a chance. God, no.

Yeah. No, Amy's great. We love Amy. Yeah. Oh, that's her name. She's a nerd. She's a nerd. Am I like to say name?

We've said name. Yeah. You're allowed to say it. Yeah, lovely. She cooks for us sometimes. She bakes. Oh, my God. She's incredible.

She loves baking. Oil-based. Yeah. Because she's got the PECOS as well, and so she's a little bit more health conscious. Yeah. As I am, you know,

because of my PECOS. Your body's a temple. Really going to make a lot of changes. She says, oh, no, I don't do that because of PCOS. And, you know, I know that tomorrow I'll pay the price for enjoying it now.

And I said, oh, that's what Haley's motto is too. I just pay the price, pay the price, pay the price, pay the price. She's ticking up a big debt. Hey, yeah. A big debt. Yeah. Has anyone asked about my divorce?

No, no. People are giving you time. Thank you, thank you. Because I, you know, I keep very private. It's hard when you get widowed. Yeah. Yeah, you've been... Sadden.

People don't want to intrude. They don't want to know. You know, when someone's 20-year relationship falls to bits, then they find happiness with another person. People have said, like, what was the secret? How did you do it? I was like, I just fell into my lap. Like, and that really fucks people off.

People are like, oh, I've been single with my... I've been single with kids for them. and I'm just like, I hate to say how easy this was. Yeah. I guess it's because... Lucky though. This face probably does a lot of the selling. Yeah, and that mega wang.

The mega wang and the face that looks like... Famously huge. Huge. Huge wang! So big air to get the foreskin snipped off because it just wasn't enough space for it. The face... Oh my God, our friend Zane was telling us about...

This was a fucking wild conversation on Saturday. Yeah. About the... Because he's South African, and one of his best friends is South African. And the journey that they go through when they lose their foreskin. What is it? Well, they have to cook it on the barbecue. Yeah, they briot.

They're bright. They turned it into a big borderthwart sausage. A lot of his black friends did this. And because it's related to the tribe. Is this his best mate? Because he's handsome, eh? Oh, yeah. So he doesn't have a full skin.

Oh, gosh, I love it. And so it's part of becoming a man. They are... Do they do it in Adam? Yeah, they do it when you're like a teenager. And so they cut off the fory with a blade. Oh, Jesus Christ. And then they send you into the bush to live for like two weeks.

He was telling us about it. Oh, bleeding from the cocktip. Yeah, with a fucking blanket. They will attach the lions. They will attract the lions. From the cocktip. And then they send you into the bush. Oh, shit.

And you stay as a group with everyone else with bleeding cocktips. Fuck, just a bunch of people with bleeding cocktips. And you just stay in the wild. It's not even a camp. You're like in a very like, like, basic hut. He said he had to like poo in the ground and at one said you got poo on his blanket. Fuck me. He's got pooing his blanket and the bleeding cocktip.

It's wild. Yeah, that's wild. Isn't that wild? And then you become a man. Oh, no, I'm all good as a boy. I think I would just stay. Yeah, I think I would run away. Forever young.

I want to be forever young. Not in a bush with a bleeding cocktip. Jesus Christ. Yeah, well, anyway. Yeah. Ouch, outch. How do we get here? Oh, because born's got no for it.

That's where we're at.