ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Ask Me Anything- Episode Three

Episode Date: July 5, 2026

Today you asked us... about our skincare routine?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flechhorn and Haley's Ask Me Anything. And welcome our big pod and live show us back on the 20th of July. But while we're on midwinter break, it's the Fletchhorn and Haley Ask Me Anything. It sure is. I'm having fun already. Getting through your questions. To Wellington, we go today. Where Holly asks, what's Haley's skincare routine?

Her skin is always so clear and I need to know what she does. Not today, Satan. Oh, no, she's got two big, huge pimples. You know, I used to, yeah, and they're throbbing. And I picked that one today and that one's not ready. I was going to put this in my show, but it didn't end up making the cut. Because so many people lately have been asking what my skincare routine is. It's fucking happiness.

Like, that's genuinely, I don't, I get no Botox anymore. I barely wash my face and I use my body moisturiser on my face. Because I used to be a Casey ambassador, get all these free treatments and needling. and the most expensive skin care and I'm not anymore and I just don't do anything. I actually had a bit of an incident outside of Casey Clinic the other day.

What happened? I was ripping a fat Ui in the Ranger as I'm want to do. I don't know if you guys have quite, I'm white and also male. Okay, so I drive a Ford Ranger. Yeah, so you're an absolute frack. That's the holy trinity of doing what the fuck I want

on the roads. And I saw a part, I drew up to fat Uey. Now I, it was a skinny street. I went up on the footpath. Yeah, in front of the Casey. In front of the Casey Clinic, stopped a foot away and then backed into the car park,

obnoxiously, went in and got what I wanted, which is my daughter's birthday present, came out, and a lady said, love the angle. Oh, because I was taking a photo of the birthday present, she's like, love the angles. And I was like, oh, she's talking about my park. Oh, yeah, okay. She was still about me taking the photo. She came out, she said, oh, my God, we just watched this. We thought we were getting ramrated. We thought you were going to ramrated.

Oh, shit of brick. Yeah, and I was like, you've got to drive a bit better, Vaugh. And I was like, what am going to ramraid, smash the window, jump in, put all the injectables in, and then to be like, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, gosh. And the police are on the lookout for a man whose face will not move. Yeah.

And then they kind of implied. She was very lovely. And then the manager came out and they were having a bit of a laugh about being a ranger driver and doing what the fuck we want. And they were like, if you ever wanted anything. Oh, get it gone. I was like, and they screwed up my face. They saw every ring. Yeah.

They just saw dollar signs in every little. They changed. Yeah. Yeah. But you ever want anything? And I was like, oh, I'm okay. I know, thanks. But it is a point.

People spend so much money putting crap every night on their faces every morning. I think it's why you get told so much. You've got to do this, this serum and this thing, and then you're doing eight things and you don't know what they're doing. I never do. So I just pulled it back. But this is what, man, what we should be asking is what's Fletcher's skincare? Because I was right again, recently there was an old photo popped up from like 16 years ago,

and you looked exactly the same. Yeah. Younger even now than then. I don't know. Just, again, I don't do any of that shit. Yeah, not smoking. I think it's just not smoking. Good sleep.

Good sleep. and olive oil Looking Olive oil Yes a Mediterranean diet The love juices of the young Horned face There's no need to say

Born With a chat beforehand With it is actually Worth a chat beforehand Please It sorts of going Yes with a chat before With a chat beforehand

Yeah No well that's I mean Flit some His reputation precedes him Of course Fletch always on the face, Fletcher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Haley, with a chat beforehand.

Born, Papa Squawr-Smith. Provider. Providers of said serum. Jesus Christ. That's our podcast. Yeah. It doesn't ask us anything. Yeah, it's not.

Yeah, but yeah, that's the... Lots of water, too, you're drinking? Lots of used to... You used to drinking water? You used to... I drink so much water. Water, yep, yeah. I can't really four lead in the day.

Honestly, it's just not having... Pissing non-stop. It's not having kids. Yeah. And a whopping fucking, like, soul-crushing wake-up at 2 a-m mortgage. Yeah. Yeah. Got to get those.

There was his chat. I read recently, it's like, oh, you want to lock on those long terms now? I'm like, not again. Oh, yeah, it comes around. It comes around. It comes around. They're probably dreams over in New Zealand. Yeah.

Is that? What should I be doing? It's not what it used to be. We're getting into emu farmings and pine forests. Gold. And I saw. In gold, yeah. Golden emus.

Recently, at the field days, I saw a man selling emu oil. Oh. And I was like, Where do you get, one, where do you get the oil from? What do we juice some? You'd have to squeeze them pretty hard. Two, how many emus does this man have access to to to get their oils? Yeah.

Like, skin? Like, what are we doing with emu? It feels like snake oil all over again. But anyway, best of luck to me is out there. Thank you, Willie. Good luck with your skin. Good luck with your skin, bids. Don't squeeze it.

Wash your hands. Don't squeeze it and wash your hands. Lots of water. Don't have kids. And always ask.