ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 12th February 2024

Episode Date: February 11, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Great Things at Brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Good morning, welcome to the show, Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. It's two minutes past six. Happy Super Bowl day. Yes, I cannot wait to watch the game.

And it's going to be a good match. The ads. With great ads. And the halftime show. And the halftime show? With great ads. And the halftime show. And the halftime show. You didn't even watch the halftime show. Usher's. It's a bit of a...

Yeah. Bit of a dud, eh? You've got to think, a year before, so like Rihanna was the, it was amazing. Yeah. With her very own Paris Goebel.

And the year before that was all the hip hop legends. And I loved that. Yeah. Dr. Dre's people, and now us here. I don't watch the game. I just watched the highlights later. I watched it last year.

It's not a hard game to understand. Get the ball, throw the ball, touchdown. Got to make 10 yards. Right. But we're stopping, eh? Yeah. Constant stopping. That's what Sade said something yesterday yesterday because we were going to watch it.

And she said, oh, and then. I love that Sade actually was going to invite people over. I can feel that coming out from underneath your feet. I don't know why she did that. I don't know why she did that. It's Monday. I don't know why she did that. I said no, but I said it for you, my friend.

Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. And she said, oh, and then da-da-da afterwards. I was like, you realize this game's going to go for three plus hours? And she's like, what? No, it doesn't. It's only 60 minutes. I'm like, technically.

Nice stoppages. Oh, my God. So many stops and starts. But then, yeah, and today's the day we get, like, movie trailers and teasers. And one of the, you know, biggest television events. And it used to be you just got the ads during the Super Bowl, but most of the ads have been released already online. Yeah, I know.

I've actually found a list of how much some celebs have been paid for their appearances. Some of them are... Insane amounts of money. Insane money, but some of them are so good. Little mini movies. Yeah. Like, it's so cool that they do this.

The Paramount Plus one this year with all the... They did the... I saw a lot of people sharing that. Did you see last year's Paramount Plus one? No.

It was like that as well. It had all the different stars of different Paramount Plus shows. So good. Set the precedent. Brilliant. So I've got this list of,

yeah, how much celebs have been paid in the past and what the average kind of appearance fee can be. We'll go through that soon. In the hopes that we might get on one. The Fletchford and Hayley Super Bowl halftime.

Sure, yeah. Or we could plug our podcast. It's international. Sure. That'd be great. I don't know if you know... It would cost us. Yeah, I don't know if you know about the budgets here.

No, we'll just get an early and book for next year. Okay. Or get like an early discount. Yeah. Early bird special. The top six coming up. There was an error over the weekend, and if you had a Westpac account,

it may have popped up that you have $0. Oh. It was an error, but some people just have $0. So I've got the top six actual reasons your Westpac account had $0. Especially after the weekend. Next on the show. Producer Shannon, who was herself affected by this Westpac thing, had an emergency and had to dial 111.

Something I've never done in my life. Have you never dialed? Never. Okay. We'll find out why she did next. Now, I've never phoned 111. I've never done it. Do you remember I had to last year when I caught that guy tagging?

Yeah, that was good. That was fun. I do it at every given chance. Do you? Yeah, I love it. I saw a fight once and called the cops and that's it. I've done it twice. Yeah.

I'm really racking my brain. I just don't think I ever have. I've called the non-emergency one. I've called the traffic one. Okay. Why did you call that? People were throwing rubbish out their window. Sons of bitches.

I don't know what I'm going to stand for. I mean, that's bad, but you don't call the non-emergency number for bad. No, like they were like offloading bags of rubbish. Oh, right. Not just like threw like a cup out the window. No, they had like clearly had rubbish in their car and they were just like chucking it out the window. No, they clearly had rubbish in their car and they were just like chucking it along the motorway.

I'm an eco queen. You are. But producer Shannon put her finger on that one and she pushed it three times. One, one, one connecting her to the emergency services. You'd put your finger in the one and twist it all the way around. She doesn't know what a rotary phone

is. No, I've never used one. She's 24 years old. Grow up. Shannon, why did you call emergency services? Well, I was staying at a hotel in Ponsonby. That must be nice. Must be nice. It was lovely. Now, that's an H, not an M.

That's an H, not an M. It was a hard H, yeah. Ho, not Mo. Oh. I was hoeing it up. Because I've stayed in a motel in Ponsonby. What was that motel called? Oh yeah, that was 20 years ago. That was pretty

grome. Well, it had a Mexican name and I didn't see a single Mexican person working there. Oh, I love that. Just out of Pairoa, there's a Mexican-themed motel. What's it called? It's like the Mariachian or something and it just looks so good. Anyway, so you said at a hotel

not a motel. Yes, and behind the hotel there was an abandoned church. Stunning. And I noticed during Saturday day Casa Mexicana Motel in Pairo 3.9 miles. It looks nice! We drove past it. We're like, we should stay

there. I thought it would be great to do a motel tour of New Zealand. Yes. There's one in, I think it's Carterton called El Matador. Fantastic. There's one in Dunedin we stayed at that. The murdery one. That had stains on the duvet.

I said the murdery one because there was a scream in the middle of the night. And we were all in different rooms. We all heard it. And three of us were like, stuck our head out the door and we're like, Moida? Moida.

Is there a Moida to be solved? Oh my God. This is gorgeous. Back to you, Shannon. Sorry, we're getting distracted by, but perhaps it would be fun to do it. Spanish style. Fletchmore and Hayley on the road.

Yep. Spanish motel edition. But we don't actually stay the night, eh? I can stay in a nicer place, right? We can pretend. Oh, that's beautiful. That's the one. That's nice.

That's beautiful. That's amazing. How fun is that? It's literally like Casa Mexicana, the road, and a sort of a U off the road and a selection of Hispanic-themed beautiful ones. I drove past it twice when we were at that wedding and I just thought that would be a really fun little getaway.

Back to you, Shannon. So you see something. Yeah, so I hear this yelling quite constantly, and I was like, oh, you know, maybe someone's having a day. I don't know. In the city life. Yeah, and it keeps going for a few hours, and I decide to peek out my little window.

And you've let this go on for hours. Yeah, it was just like yelling at nothing. It wasn't like yelling at, you know when you just hear yelling and you're like, oh, well. No one was saying help. No, no, no, no helps or anything. And I could tell it was a man, so I was like, he'll be fine. Yeah, we don't save men.

Yeah, exactly. They're trash, aren't they? Let them die, that's what I always say. I peek out my little window and I see a man in his about 70s, half naked like no no not at all I could see. Which half is naked? He was shirtless but there was some things

falling out the bottom of the shorts. Did you see some penis? Not a penis, the other part yeah. Oh wow, how short were the shorts? They were barely hanging on. Stretched though as well. And so he was holding a bottle of cider, one of those $8 cheap bottles.

Scrumpy. The other one, the other brand. Oh, yeah. Was he playing scrumpy hands? No, but he had two of them and there was a bag of alcohol next to him. Sounds like scrumpy hands to me. That's why his balls are hanging out.

Sounds like scrumpy hands to me. No, he pre-popped his doodle out in case he needed to wee. That's a great thing you've got to do if you're going to play scrumpy hands. Buttons are undone. Yeah, so he was drinking and he was yelling a lot. And then when I kind of was looking at him, he was yelling at pigeons, just like screaming at them. Yeah, just telling them that they were like bad pigeons and stuff.

He was not in a good way. Not all heroes wear capes. Yeah. I stand by what he says. He was in a bad way and I could tell it was a swift decline. So I gave it a minute and I like got my partner. I was like, do you want to have a look? And we're kind of like, oh. And then I see him pass out quite badly, like flop over. And I couldn't tell if he was responsible. I was like, I'm going to call the police. So I call the police

and I start telling them and they say, we've had another call. We've got people on the way. Like, it's public disturbance, all this. I was like, stunning. But as I'm talking to this cop, I was looking at the man. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is the cop hot? I didn't see the cop. I'm on the phone. So I was looking out the window at the man, giving a description.

Male or female cop? Male. I feel like he's hot. With the tight T-shirt. The tight T-shirt and the biceps. They were asking for these descriptions and I was standing there and I was like, yeah, I can see his balls. I was just telling them everything. Did you describe them in full detail?

Like a little bit. His long balls. Yeah, like Caucasian balls. Slightly hairy. Slightly bald. Medium build. People under you. The biggest issue is while I was on this call looking,

the pigeons that he had been yelling at started having sex. Well, they were celebrating. They were celebrating. On him. Celebrating the downfall of their common enemy. Yeah. And I've never seen pigeons make love, and it was really... How do they make love?

Aggressively. Yeah, very aggressive. But where's the... It kind of like... Genitals. It's a cloaca, isn't it? Yeah. It was going from behind.

Did they both have one? No. And it was flapping. There was a lot of flapping. Oh, they might have been lesbian. My goodness. They could have been lesbian pigeons. Those who might have said it was heterosexual pigeons,

I apologise. But the cop kept asking me questions and I kept trying not to laugh because this is a serious situation. I didn't know if this man was dead. Yeah. I'm like still laughing. Sorry, sir.

I'm watching some pigeons make love. Aggressive, aren't they birds when they make love? One's usually behind, pinning the other one down by the head. Goodness me. I remember the first time I saw chickens make tender love. Well, a rooster made tender love to a chicken. There was simply nothing tender about it. That's how you get chicken tenders.

Yeah. He was giving her a tender and a couple of nuggets. I'll tell you what. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Supermall day. Taylor Swift, her jet has been tracked. She has landed in Los Angeles.

And apparently because of private jet parking in Las Vegas being chocker, it appears she may be driving. Oh my God, what a peasant. What a peasant. Or maybe helicoptering. That feels more on brand. That feels quicker, right? But she's made it.

Well, that's good. That's good. All the way from Tokyo. But, yeah, there were literally live blogs tracking her jet and her flight. But she's on the way. We are obsessed. I hope we don't get too many cutaway shots today. Oh, you know there will be. And the Super Bowl ads, it's always a thing.

Celebrities and these incredible ads, which we've seen most of. I love the David Beckham one and the Victoria Beckham. Are they in the Uber Eats? I think it's Uber Eats. And then they did another one. It was like, if you forget, like about forgetting things. And then David Schwimmer goes up to Jen Aniston and is like, Jen, and she's like, do I know you?

It's so good. That ad's under fire because of someone forgetting about peanuts. They're allergic to peanuts. Oh, the allergy community. Yeah. Upset. Not happy. Well, an article has come out on celebrities

and how much they're paid for these 30-second Super Bowl ads. Oh, my God, I hate to think. Ben Affleck. Do you remember last year he did Dunkin' Donuts? Yeah. The guy from, they talked to Dunkin' Donuts and apparently they had 7 million impressions on their social media. Was that the one where he's like making a commentary that everyone thinks he's sad and

grumpy and stuff? Actually, I corrected 7 billion. I was going to say 7 million is not many. 7 billion impressions. So is that like seven million is not many. Seven billion impressions. So is that like views or is that like comments as well? Interactions, right? Yeah. So that was for an ad last year. Larry David

as well. He was one of those celebrities. Was it also Matt Damon? Yeah. Remember all the crypto ads like a couple of years ago? Yeah. Larry David got ten million dollars, but he's since said for an ad, for his appearance, because like a couple of years ago. Larry David got $10 million, but he's since said for an ad, for his appearance,

because he never does ads. The latest season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, second ep, have you watched the first ep yet? No, I know. Hurry up. I know, I'm sorry, today. It's the last season of Curb. That's out Mondays on Neon.

He got $10 million. He said that a lot of that was crypto. In crypto. They paid a lot of that was crypto. In crypto. They paid him in crypto. They paid a lot of it in crypto. So he's apparently said he's lost a lot of money. So celebs can get anywhere from $25,000 for a cameo. That's if you're not a megastar.

And it can go up to $10 million. Geez. One of the ads this year features Zach Braff and you know the scrubs? And Jason Momoa. Yeah, he's in that ad. Yeah, I know. I've watched it. What's it an ad for? T-Mobile data.

Oh, okay. So at least two major Hollywood stars have got five million for their participation in the ads this year, according to Insiders. Because how much will they have paid Jennifer Anderson and David Schwimmer? And they're on it for 10 seconds. Yeah.

It would have been half a day's work, right? It would have been half a day's work. Because where are they getting this money from? The companies themselves. But they make it back, don't they? You think Dunkin' Donuts paid $10 million?

They got $7 million. I think Hayley's just working out how advertising works. They take a punt on investing in a big one. I mean, I think these companies, Uber Eats, I've heard of, so I assume they're doing alright internationally. So do you know what it costs to have

an ad during Super Bowl? Millions and millions and millions. Because you buy the slots. Yeah, you buy the slots. So they can go from anywhere from $15 million to $50 million for a single commercial. Did you see to get the best seats in the house is a $90,000 American dollar ticket?

Yeah, that's nuts. Like over $100,000 for us. Insane money. You get a way better view at home. Totally, you do though. You don't know how much of the Super Bowl of what you're watching is augmented reality too. Really?

Or they put up all the lines, the 10 yard lines. Everything there's advertising on the field, it's all augmented reality. Yeah. Do you know what I... Nice sports. You get better and better at home. Yeah, I prefer watching at home.

Basketball's the only sport I love live better than any other sport. But it's also great at home. Yeah, it is. It's like 10 steps to the fridge. The drinks are cheaper. Making the food. No toilet line. You do have overpriced hot chips at your house, though.

You son of a bitch. I know. I've got a mortgage to pay you. And really warm plastic wine. Every time we go there. Yeah. It's a rip. The wine's for authenticity. Keeping it warm. wine. Every time we go there. Yeah. Yeah. It's a rip. The wine's for authenticity.

Keeping it warm. Right, okay, yeah. Keeping it cheap. Yeah. Well, cheap to purchase, expensive for you to buy off me. Yeah, yeah. But the chips,

that's just... This is why we're not coming over to watch Super Bowl. It's too expensive for me. I can't afford your prices. That's part two of my plan succeeding then. Next on the show,

the top six. The top six are reasons your Westpac account had zero dollars in it. Yeah, for a few customers over the weekend, zero balances. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. 27. From the self-driving ZM think tank, this is the top six. Hello. Hello. There. A Westpac glitch over the weekend led some customers to believe they had zero dollars in their bank account. This affected our very own Shannon, didn't it? Because you wanted an ice cream.

Yeah, my boyfriend went over to the dairy, grabbed me an ice cream and it declined. What kind of ice cream did you go for? What did I get in there? Was it like a trumpet? We're talking a carpety. Yeah, one of those. A trumpety one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trumpety ones. Like a creamy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trumpety ones are good. And so it declined for him. How embarrassing. To walk of shame back to the hotel, get money from me, and then go back and buy it for me. Was this before or after the pigeon sex? This was before the pigeon sex.

Was that a wild weekend? Yeah, it was a wild weekend. Would that have changed post-pigeon sex? Would that have changed your choice of ice cream? Yeah, it probably would have gone on ice block, I think. But no, it didn't even say his account had $0. When he went on the app, it said his account did not exist. Yeah, so there was a glitch.

And apparently they've fixed it now. But for a lot of people, yeah, they weren't able to access accounts. Wow. I've got the top six actual reasons your Westpac account has $0 in it. You can't blame a glitch. Number six on the list, that stupid Stanley flask wasn't free, was it? Well, yeah, but you've got to get them

because they sell out so quickly. Yeah. Did you really need it? Yeah, well, they're... You've got a lovely drink bottle right there, don't you? It's just my soda stream bottle. Sad day. It works just the same. I will say, after seven this morning, we are going to give away You've got a lovely drink bottle right there, don't you? That's my soda stream bottle. Sad. It works.

It works just the same. I will say, after seven this morning, we are going to give away. We've got an idea to give away. We've got some Stanley cups to give away. We do. I'm excited. They haven't paid to be part of the show. No, we bought them.

No. If they haven't paid, I'll stand by the fact that they're stupid. If they've paid, my God, what a flask. What a flask to drink off. Look how easy he's bought out. I'm a company man. Yeah.

I realise we're here for one purpose and one purpose only. To make the NZME, New Zealand Media Entertainment, money, baby. And to entertain people and bring joy to their mornings.

That's what you're here for. I'm here to make money for the company. Crazy. And if you would like to be part of this thriving industry, you can email me directly. Vaughan at ZMOnline.com. I'll start taking a sales representative cut

of any clients that I bring on board. So you're now a sales rep? Yeah, like an agent. I've got afternoons free. I don't know how to break this to you, but you're too lazy to be a sales representative. Have you seen what they do? All they do is lunch and bloody go home.

Yeah, but you don't even like lunches. No, I know. You hate all aspects of what makes this job its job. Except money. And that's what I'm here for, baby. Let's make some. Number five on the list of the top six actual reasons your Westpac account has zero dollars in it.

That quiet brunch that you went to with your pals that turned into you getting home at 3am the next morning. That wasn't free, was it? No. That always happens, doesn't it? Except it's more like 11pm. Yeah. Which is my 3am. Yeah, that's your 3am if you get up so early.

Number four on the list of the top six actual reasons your Westpac account had zero dollars in it, not because of the glitch. That trip to the mechanics where you had to get your car fixed because you were driving around with no oil and a flat tyre, that wasn't free, was it? It wasn't pointed at Shannon. That one seems really pointed. Oh, no, she had oil and her tyres had the correct pressure. She just chose to buy a Volkswagen.

Yeah, that's on her, actually. Unless Volkswagen are paying to advertise on the station, then you will not find a finer European-built automobile. Oh, my God, they'll go forever. They're fine when you buy them. Hitler got one thing right. Volkswagen. They're fine when you buy them brand new uniforms.

And you just don't buy them when they're 30 years old, Shannon. Secondhand ones. Number two on the list of... No, no, no, no. Number three on the list of the top six actual reasons your Westpac account has zero dollars in it. The Botox that you keep getting. That's not free, is it?

No. That's not free. That costs money. Last time I checked. That actually really upsets me. We can't tell. Really? Show a bit more upset.

I am. Give me more upset. Yeah, nah. It's not happening. Number... You try. Number two on the list of the top six.

Of the top six actual reasons your Westpac account has $0 in it, that gym membership that you pay for fortnightly that you use biannually, that's not free. But next week is the week. Cancel it. Kick it off. Just go for a run in the park twice a year. That's free.

And number one on the list of the top six actual reasons your Westpac account has zero dollars in it are that $21 salad in a box because you're attempting to be healthy. That wasn't free. Yeah.

Was it? No. No, it wasn't. That's today's top six. Play ZM's Fletch Vodanale. Play ZM's. I thought you said

it's ceviche. Oh, yum. Oh, yum. Oh, yum. Oh, no, it's arviche, not ceviche. But yum. Damn, now I want ceviche. What's the Pacific Island version of ceviche? There's cocoda.

Yeah, that's the rules. With, like, coconut. Yeah. I'm sorry, sorry for doing that to us all at this time of the morning. Now, weight loss. I feel like it's still quite early on in the year. A lot of people considering it, wanting to get a fitness routine going, living their best life in 2024.

But if the gym is not for you, as it is not for many people, sometimes you have to be forced to go. Then maybe this is a new fitness trend that you can get on board with from China. So young people are going to karaoke bars on their own starting their

Apple Watches on other which is a setting that I think Vaughn you use every now and then. Other. From getting stuck into something but it doesn't have a... Even if you didn't have an Apple Watch, any kind of fitness watch would do. Well, if you don't have a fitness watch, you're still working out. It's just you can't see it.

And you go into a karaoke bar on your own, and you just karaoke, and you sing, and you might stand up and move a little bit. Someone shared they did an hour and a half of karaoke on their own. They burnt 400 calories. And now people in China are going like, this is a great way to burn the cows, get a sweat on and have fun. Okay, so how much is 150 pounds? Is that like 70?

Almost half, yeah. I think it's 300 New Zealand dollars. Weights. It's 68 kilograms. Okay, so a 68 kg person will burn approximately 100 calories singing for an hour while sitting down. And a 200 pound, so about 90 something kg person would burn 140 calories. In an hour. in an hour. In an hour.

But I am going to be pounding at least three beers an hour. And that's 154 calories per beer. So 460. You're still in surplus. Well, you can't do karaoke sober. That's for sure. And you shouldn't. That's what people are saying on these things,

being like, yeah, but what about the chips you order at the karaoke bar and all the beers and all the drinks and stuff? Yeah. But I mean, God, why are we turning one of the funnest activities of karaoke into some bloody fitness trend? You know I love karaoke. But when I'm doing karaoke, I'm not thinking about it.

I'm opposed, yeah I've never I've never heard you sing No, you never will Like, properly Never, you never will I think I might Every now and then

If he's doing something And he's got his headphones on loud I'll sing And he's like sorting something out A little behind the scenes radio stuff He'll sing like that He's quite good You've got pitch

Thank you, thank you For sure I've karaoke'd with Vaughn And he just needed a little bit of cajoling How was it fun? It's not fun having someone in your ear going Up here, up here But you were down here

And you needed to be up here Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Silly little po Silly little po It is so silly, silly, sillyaley's silly little pole, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole.

Silly little pole. Will you be watching the Superb Owl today? The Super Bowl. Yeah. It's a very nice owl. I always thought it was a superb owl. Superb owl. I'm not seeing nearly The Super Bowl. Yeah. It's a very nice owl. I've always thought it was a superb owl. Superb owl. I'm not seeing nearly enough owls. Yeah.

21% of people said yes. Okay. 79% said no. That's actually quite a lot more than I thought, considering it's a sport that New Zealand doesn't really get invested in. No. The Super Bowl is free at TVNZ Plus. I think it's on TVNZ Plus, but also it's on

is it on Juke? Yeah, you just go on the TVNZ app. It's like the cricket, it's there. Coverage starts at 12 as the Kansas City Chiefs take on the San Francisco 49ers. As we mentioned earlier, Taylor Swift landed, her flight from Tokyo landed in LA earlier

this morning, LA time. So she'll make it. See her boyf. Yeah, but I watched it last year and it was the first time I watched the whole thing. I quite enjoyed it. Get some chicken wings, get some hot dogs, get some nachos. The food is trash. We know all these like American food vloggers that I follow on Instagram, they're like,

okay, here's a great recipe for Super Bowl. Pour like nine ounces of cheese and lard on some corn chip. Yeah, dude. Spit on it. When does it get trash? When does it get trash? You're just describing beautiful culinary masterpieces so far. And of course, the ads are amazing.

My brother-in-law just texted me saying, my heart says 49ers, but Chief's simply too good. Chief's 24-18. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means, Matthew. That's his prediction for a score, 24-18. Yeah, but what is the score? How is the score?

Touchdown. That's a word? Touchdown. They just have to get across the line. They can pass it forward. I want to say it's silly. They're not allowed to drop it. And they wear so much.

You don't see the All Blacks taking a tackle with big armour on. They just take it like a man. You can't see them. You don't see the All Blacks taking a tackle with a big armour on. They just take it like a man. You can't see them. You don't know what they look like. Yeah, I'd like to see more definition of shape. It always shows their face. It always shows a little picture of their face. I'm not interested in the face.

Yeah, but you want to see a bit of like those tight fitting. Little All Blacks tops. Yeah, all right. Well, Becca said, I'll be watching it for the ads and the halftime show only. So that's going in and out, isn't it? I know nothing about foosball or whatever sport it is, but I wish Taylor's boyfriend good luck. Says Lottie.

So many people are going to hate that. That's why I want the 49ers to win. Yeah, because... Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that she has a sad boyfriend. Yeah. I want them to win, though, because there's that right-wing conspiracy theory

that this is all a set-up. What is? Taylor Swift and her boyfriend and the Super Bowl and everything. What's the set-up for? Vaccines.

For the... New World Order. For the Democrats to sweep into power. What? And control... Yeah. How?

I don't know. Vaughn, they're... How? Taylor Swift. Absolute nutbags. Jesus. Don't swear. Vaughn there. How? Taylor Swift. Absolute nutbags. Jesus. Don't swear. I think people just give, conspiracy theorists give everyday people just too much credit.

Yeah. They're able to pull this off. No, they're not. Stacey said, for the halftime show, I don't care for the game. Crystal says, I've got work. So I won't be able to. Reese, closest thing to footy up until next weekend, up the Waz. That's right.

NRL's very close to kicking off. Yeah, NRL's back very soon. I don't know if somebody's up the Waz again. I'm ready to up the Waz. Are we? I'll jump on a bandwagon around June, July. Oh, you're going to give it a little bit of a wait. Yeah.

Let's see how they are this season. We'll have a little look. Yeah, so excited to see that. Let's watch it every year and have supported the Kansas City Chiefs for almost 10 years. She's letting you know there that she liked them before.

It's a relevant zone. No one cares. They're just going to think you're there because of Taylor Swift. I know. It's like fake Louis Vuitton bags. You know, even with real ones, people probably think it's fake anyway.

Yeah, exactly. Kristen says, we'll watch the halftime show on TikTok does that count yep I guess so a little bit Tamsin

I love Taylor and I hope her boyfriend wins but I really don't care about American football yep Kirsten says sigh work gets in the way

I'll be recording it though okay how about that how can I avoid spoilers stay off the internet. Yeah. I know with the cricket games

on TVNZ Plus, you can watch live or watch from the beginning. So if you stayed offline, you'd be able to avoid all the spoilers. Very hard. Good luck. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Yesterday, my girls were on Snapchat

And they were Snapchatting their pals And one of their pals put up a Ask me, they're constantly doing Ask me anything boxes Which I can proudly say I've never done an ask me anything box I have On like Instagram or anything like that

I have when I think I just want to I was feeling self indulgent And I wanted to talk about myself. Okay. Well, no, at least you can admit it. That's the truth, right? Yeah. Ask me anything.

Ask me things so I can tell you how exciting and creative and fantastic my life is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one's asked me about myself for too long and now I would like you to ask me about me.

Okay, guys, you've been really hassling me for this. Everybody's asking about my skincare routine, so I'm just going to answer your questions. I love it. And then the first one is, yes, it's Genora. It's always Genora. It's always Genora.

Which isn't an MLM, isn't it? No. I just recently learned that. I thought it was. No, no, no. It's just a brand. No, it's just a brand. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, good. Well, one of their friends had done an MLM and somebody was like- MLM, done an AMA. No, no, no. You asked me an AMA. Oh, my God. Imagine if they were 12

and already doing multi-level marketing. Do you want to sell leggings? Is there a leggings MLM? Yeah, oh, it's like one of the biggest ones in America and there was a whole documentary about it. These leggings, like wild patterned leggings. And these women like ruined their lives trying to get this Ferrari or something. Oh, it's always a Ferrari.

It's always a Ferrari, I know. Online, no insurance. Or a Mercedes. A Mercedes. Yeah, online, no insurance. So you end up having to pay more for this car. Anyway, they were doing an AMA and someone was like, have you got anybody special in your life?

And she was like, not yet, but I might start dating a boy after Valentine's Day. You know, to everyone's a wild, it's a wild, it's a wild existence. And then that kind of got us to talking because we do like to talk to our daughters about like relationships with people, be they male or female, who cares?

Not something we're worried about. But Sade said- God, he's the woke left, isn't he? He's pushing an agenda. Gosh. Gosh. To be honest, I'd love a gay. I thought you were raised in a Catholic family.

I'd love a gay. Just extra points there. Yeah. People look at Sade, they're not sure what race she is. Imagine having a gay as well. That'd really cleanse a lot of your sort of white male privilege. Very white. Upper crust over here.

Great. Asian wife and a gay daughter. Is she Asian? Who knows? She could be anything. Let's not put a label on it. Ethnic. Ethnic. And then a gay. Woo! Anyway. And Sade said to Indy

If you're interested in a boy or whatever But don't keep it a secret from us It's fine We're going to do his name and everything Because we're obviously going to have to do Like a Facebook stalk And then Indy's like People my age don't have Facebook

God you two are old And we were just like So what? Oh my god Yeah It's all about the gram, is it? Gram? Nah

Snaps Not even about the snaps They're back on the snaps And TikTok So you have to stalk the TikTok You might just have to do it old fashioned Imagine if she's like Oh, this is him

And he's doing dances or something And taking himself real seriously Or like earnestly singing I know, but you're just going to go with it. And he's wearing shoes and he's wearing shoes. Not a sock.

Earnestly singing. Earnestly singing. Earnestly pouring his heart out. Singing. Today is going to be the day that I'm going to throw it back to you. Even worse, it's an original.

What if he writes originals? No, no, no, no. I can't be about that. I want a ticket to the formal. Can I see your phone? I can't wait for this to happen. I'm so excited. You have to think about my

father. My first boyfriends all wore like skin tight jeans and eyeliner and nail polish. Maybe they'll both be gay. How did Craig handle that? How did Craig handle it? They just went, they had to just go with the flow and they just tried to see through it and said they were decent boys. They didn't fight it.

Nope. You can't fight it. I feel like you'll fight it and that's just going to make them. Make it worse. Make it worse, yeah. You can't, you just like you'll fight it and that's just going to make it worse. You can't. You've just got to go with it. But it wasn't like planting seeds about one of the boys. No.

Or like dropping like little. No, you've just got to go with it. Right. Otherwise, they'll rebel against you. My parents just went with the flow and I couldn't rebel. And you turned out okay. And look at me. Although she does have some wild stories. You've heard the wild stories. I don't want any of those stories. I don't rebel and it was great. And you turned out okay. And look at me. Although she does have some wild stories.

You've heard the wild stories. I don't like any of those stories. I don't like the stuff I did as a teenager. Oh my lord. None of them. Under my father's roof as well. Not under my roof.

Your father was busy though. I'm making myself less busy all the time. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Secret Slurp. Who wants to win $100,000 when you can win a Stanley? I thought you were about to say, we've got $100,000. Absolutely not.

Oh, my God, no. No, I said, why do the Secret Sound when we can do the Secret Slurp? To be honest, Stanleys at the moment are as popular. That's what everyone's spending their money on anyway. Yeah, people are going nuts for these. And we have one a day to give away. And we have decided to play the secret slurp. So you are going to suck something up the straw now, Hayley.

Yeah, and we're not using one of the Stanleys that we're giving away. No. I'm not Lipsyn. You're not Lipsyn. I'm not Lipsyn-y. What's this from? Is that a. I'm not lipsing. You're not lipsing. I'm not lipsing it. What's this from? Is that a Love Island thing? Love Island.

You be lipsing. I'll be lipsing. It means we're having a kiss. What is that? Oh, so it's not putting your lips on the bottle because I remember if you were sharing

like a Fanta growing up it'd be like, no lips. No lips. And you'd have to put your Fanta on it and be like, but also how,

I saw a girl at the gym the other day with a Stanley and her straw was like red from the lipstick. I bet. how, I saw a girl at the gym the other day with a Stanley and her straw was like red from the lipstick. I bet. Yeah, I bet. Anyway,

I have the first secret slurp substance in my glass and I'm going to slurp through a straw as you do a Stanley. Now, the idea is

you call on 0800 Dials at M and the first correct caller Get on the floor right now. And we'll give out We're not going to, it's not like Secret Sound. We're not going to, it's not like Secret Sound. We're not going to, you know,

Secret Sound sometimes do it for like four weeks or something. I want to give this away right now. Yeah. So we will give you clues. Now the first clue as to what you're going to slurp up the straw. What is it? What's the clue first? Colourful.

Okay. Ready? Yep. I'm going to turn your mic right up. You're going to choke. It's not a liquid. I thought it would make more of a sound. I'm scared it's going to hit the back of my throat.

Okay, ready? Suck into the teeth. Can you do that? That's your secret slurp. That sounds disgusting. Belinda, welcome to Secret Slurp. Hello, Belinda. Hello.

Hi. What do you think Hayley is slurping? I think she's slurping like a piece of cereal, maybe like a Nutri-Grain or something. Oh! Belinda, that wouldn't fit up the straw, Belinda. No, no. Good guess, though. You can see there's a bit of crunch.

Yeah, I'll give you a buzzer for that. Yeah, you got nothing right. Thanks, Belinda. Thank you. Let's go to Grace. Grace, what is she slurping? Is it like a smoothie bowl or something? Oh.

It's way too crunchy. No, it's way too crunchy. In fact, I wouldn't say there's any liquid at all. Okay, let me just top up my slurpy glass. This is ASMR. What a sound. Emma, what is Hayley slurping? Is it like a basic raspberry slushie?

Oh, no. It's crunchy. It's crunchy. It's crunchy. It's crunchy. Let's see the crunch. I'll give you one more slurp and some crunch before I give another clue. You also need to go and sort out your teeth afterwards.

Is it really? Okay, ready? I really thought the sound going up the tube would be different. More rattly. Would be more rattly and tingly, yeah. Let's go to Amber. Amber, what do you think? Some kind of potato chip.

Some kind of potato chip? How's that going to be true? Crashed up potato chip. I will say that what you're slurping has not been crushed up. It's in its whole state. It's in its whole state, but it's very small. And it's going up a standard straw. And there's lots of them.

Can I have another guess then? Oh, no, we've got to go to the next caller. Oh, we're about to hang up on you. You've got to hang up and then try again. Because you have to... Lauren in the wings. We don't want any controversy here because this is the Stanley Cup on the line. Yeah, actually.

So very sorry about that. I've hung up on it quite just abruptly. Lauren, what do you think? Is it nude? Oh! Closest. So close. So Oh! So close. So close. Stop making

me suck these. Somebody needs to get this. Let's go to Poppy. Poppy, what do you think the answer is? Is it sprinkles? Are you going to take that? Specifically? I'll accept sprinkles. Specifically, what kind of sprinkles? There's so

many of them. There's not ones or tens. There's hundreds and thousands. Yeah! Yeah! Poppy, the winner of our first secret slurp. You have won a Stanley Cup. Yeah, well done. Thank you.

Well done. There was someone calling before and they hung up, but their name was Dave. I thought how funny would it be if a Dave won a Stanley Cup. The first Dave in New Zealand to have a Stanley Cup. Yeah. I'd love to see Dave on site with a Stanley. Also, Hayley's teeth are now black.

I'm trying to get my teeth. Well done, Poppy. Secret slurp back again tomorrow with another chance to win, and I think we'll mix it up. We might go something a bit more solid. A bit more solid? I think we need might go something a bit more solid. A bit more solid? I think we need to do something a bit more liquid. I quite enjoyed sucking these up, though.

Are you going to finish those off? Why not? Well, in America, it's Super Bowl Sunday, but I don't know, we're ahead in time somehow. We live in the future. We time travel to the future, so it's Super Bowl Sunday, but I don't know, we're ahead in time somehow. We live in the future. We time travel to the future, so it's Super Bowl Monday here, but a man on the ground in Las Vegas is Sirius XM's Ben Harlem. Hello, Ben.

Guys, if you're in the future, can you tell me who wins? Because there's still time for me to place a bet if that's okay. Yeah. We can, but it's against the law. It's against the law. Have you seen Back to the Future? We actually can't because Biff Tannen will somehow end up, you know. It'll change his space-time continuum.

Yeah, we've promised. That's part of living ahead in the future. We promised we wouldn't. We all signed a document. Ben, now I know we're here to talk sports, but the question on everyone's mind, is Taylor there yet? She has not landed in Vegas. She landed in L.A., and I think that she spent the night in her not landed in Vegas. She landed in LA and I

think that she spent the night in her own place in LA. I can see the private jet airport here from the casino. There's going to be over a thousand private jets parked there. There's no more space. There's only one space left. The only one space left is for Taylor. She could be here any moment.

Oh my god. That is that's just wild to me. Like, all these little parking spaces for rich people to go to a game. Because how much is the average ticket for the Super Bowl? It's a lot of money, isn't it? Yeah, so the cheapest ticket

right now is about $11,000 that's New Zealand dollars in the nosebleeds. So that's right up the back. Sorry. You mean $110, I think. You've added a zero there, hon. Yes, sorry, my mistake.

No, $11,000 New Zealand dollars for the nosebleeds. So there's a lot of fancy doing significant girl maths to try and work out how to justify getting in today. Even I can't girl map that. That is wild. That is insane money, isn't it? And so there are still tickets left because they're $11,000? Yeah, pretty much. So

a lot of, like, Vegas is packed at the moment. A bunch of fans that are just here for the experience. A lot of, you know, rich cashed up corporates that are going into the game. But once you get more and more desperate, you're outside the stadium, you're waiting. There isn't as many tickets as normal left on the market to sell because it being in Vegas, obviously a big tourist destination,

but there are a few left if you can find a spare $11,000 on the blackjack table or something. Oh, Jesus. It's wild because Super Bowl and the spectacular that is in Vegas seem to go hand in hand, but this is the first Super Bowl that the spectacular that is in Vegas seem to go hand in hand, but this is the first Super Bowl that's ever been in Las Vegas. So what are the locals, and you say there's heaps of tourists, but what's the sort of feeling about the big event coming to town?

Oh, the vibe is crazy. I've been here for UFC events, for Halloween, for New Year's, and nothing is like what it is at the moment. It's just packed with people. Everyone's really excited. And the funny thing is, is that they've just launched this huge, big music venue, The Sphere,

which is basically this big round. It's basically an LED screen on the outside. Yes, it looks amazing. Rambo's Ian had one for ages. Oh, it's like a small, bright thing. They've been selling ads on that Sphere, and they're going for $3 million New Zealand dollars for 90-second ads, and they've been sold out all week.

What? It's just been like every sort of opportunity for people to make money here is like, let's do it. It's just take it over. Do they still have those people when you walk down the street flicking the cards on the street? Yes, they definitely do. Anyone that's gone to Vegas,

you know exactly what you just mean. They're still here. 100%. I just wondered. Are you going to be in the stadium or you couldn't wrangle that much money? I am a very rare person that managed to get tickets for face value.

So I don't want to say that too loud in the middle of this casino because I might get mugged by a couple of Taylor Swift fans that are eyeing me off. Yeah, fair enough. But yeah, I'm really excited. Usher's going to be great at halftime

and then I'll see if I can sneak a look into Taylor in the suite. Right, and apparently they play a sport as well. Something happens with the football. Yeah, weirdly. Yeah, as well. Yeah, it's like they do something apparently it's three hours long

there's only 11 minutes of actual game time so it's going to be real fun I can't wait. I saw a video of them rolling out the grass. Did you see that? They like slide it on.

And then I was the same I was like why does Usher need grass? Like the concrete looked more appropriate for Usher. Right. But yeah, something happens on the grass.

Yeah, apparently if Justin Bieber comes on he only wants to do it Like the concrete looked more appropriate for Usher. But yeah, something happens on the grass. Yeah. Apparently, if Justin Bieber comes on, he only wants to do it barefoot on the grass. So it was on his rider, so they had to get the grass there. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, fair enough. Well, lucky you that you get to go and see kind of like this huge historical moment. It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's a big bucket list for me, so I'm excited to be here.

Awesome. Ben, thanks so much. Enjoy the day. No worries. Yeah, it's a big bucket list for me, so I'm excited to be here. Awesome. Ben, thanks so much. Enjoy the day. No worries. Thanks, guys. All right, next on the show, we want to talk about the craziest thing. Speaking of Vegas and all these private jets parked up at Las Vegas airport. Play.

ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Well, a travel agent called Ricardo. Yes. He started his firm, his travel firm, more than seven years ago. Now, he specializes in luxury, rich, high-end travel. So the billionaires or millionaires that want to go to the Super Bowl today in Vegas. He was probably three years into his business, been around for seven years, and he was like, man, this is going well.

I know. I'm unstoppable, bitch. I'm Ricardo. And then COVID was like, knock, knock, knock. Hello, Ricardo. Hey, puppy. So his team, and he's gone viral, I guess, because he's gone on social media

and there have been some articles written about him. We also just love to see how the other half live. I know, it's like mind-blowing. So they deal with extremely wealthy clients, usually billionaires, and he said, and this stood out in this article that I was reading, one of his billionaire clients asked, because, you know, they could go on a trip to,

I don't know, the Himalayas. You could go to the Arctic. But rich people, that's not enough for them. They've probably already done that. One client asked to detonate a nuclear bomb on their holiday. What? That's like

psychotic as much as it is from a position of unrecognised privilege. Yeah, but it's like a step above, you know, in Southeast Asia where you can fire a bazooka at a cow? Even that's wild. What's-his-face did it.

Our beloved Louis Theroux, our version, David Farrier in Dark Tourist. Maybe there was that thing where you could go and shoot huge weapons and kill animals and stuff. But I think they purposely put the sights off, right? Yeah. Which is good. Cows are quite expensive and you want to be able to eat them.

Yeah, it's a fluke if you miss a cow. Yeah. But yeah, that's insane. Bizarre. I want to, on my next holiday, detonate a nuclear bomb. That's wild. You've got too much money at that point, hey, that you're so bored. You can't spend enough money to entertain yourself,

so you've got to do something crazy. Where would you even go? But you've worn down your, like, what is it? Is it your dopamine or your, like, thrill-seeking? Like, you've done so much that this is what excites you. Yeah. How much? What was their budget?

Oh, they don't have a budget. I mean, I don't know where you'd even start. Would you just call a run and say you're doing a test in the next six weeks? I don't know. You've got to go back to Chernobyl. I don't. Is it just bizarre? So this is what I wanted to ask this morning. Because these people are obviously

extremely wealthy. What is the craziest thing a rich person has ever said to you? They just have this different, they live in a different world. Shannon, you went on a cruise filled with some rich boomers, right? Oh, yeah.

And didn't one of them say something to you? Yeah, well, because I was there as a guest, but my boyfriend's a performer on these ships. Magician. Yes, and so we were in this gorgeous room and she was very disgusted to know that I had a window in my room. And you weren't paying.

Because we weren't on the same level as them. Yes. Right. So she said, do you have a window? Yeah. And I said, well, yeah, it's gorgeous. And then she also, we live in the same suburb, which really irked her because I live in a nice suburb

and I shouldn't. And she hated to know that I also live there. And I said, I live one street over. And she's like, oh, do you? But you don't own it, do you? You don't own it, right? She was not happy that I was a poor person

on her ship. Yeah, yeah. Okay, 0800 dials that Amazon number. Give us a call. You can text her as well, 9696. What is the craziest thing

you've heard a rich person say? Maybe you work in retail, you know, and then you've been like handling someone and they're purchasing. I can't wait for this. Give us a call.

The travel agent in the UK who deals with ultra-wealthy clients has revealed that one of his clients wanted to detonate a nuclear bomb. Just on holiday. I don't know, maybe in a Pacific atoll. I just don't even know who's still setting off nuclear bombs. Do you think he saw Oppenheimer he was like yeah totally

yeah I've got enough money make that happen and his wife wants to go to Barbie World when he goes to set off his nuclear bomb yeah yeah yeah

so we want to know the wildest thing a rich person has asked or said to you someone else messaged and saying they work for a luxury travel company but in New Zealand

and one New Zealand customer wanted us to make it snow on Christmas with reindeer. Would you just hire like snow making machines from the, well, the Ski Field. Stuff they use in the Wizard of Oz, that just pumped powdered asbestos around. Those work, regardless of the temperature. Asbestos has the perfect sort of snowflake texture. Yeah, gorgeous.

Get that, ram that right in there. Do they say if they made that happen? Just take them to Snow Planet or something? No, I donake texture. Yeah, gorgeous. Get that ramming that right in there. Do they say if they made that happen? Just take them to Snow Planet or something? No, I don't know. Yeah. I'll just say no, get a grip. Some text in, somebody said, I went to a private school for Valentine's Day

when we were sixth form. One guy took his girlfriend to Hong Kong for the weekend. What? What? At high school. You wouldn't say no though, right? Oh, absolutely. I'd be on that plane.

Wait, was it business class or economy? Well, that's another text. My rich friend has never flown economy. Flies often, and she tells us all the time that she's never flown economy. But in New Zealand, you have to. Domestically, you should have no choice. Maybe she goes private jet. Maybe she's got a page.

Imagine when she has to fly, like, Auckland to Wellington. She'll be like You can feel the other seat It reeks back here Oh my god Somebody said Somebody said to me At the end of the month

With your surplus cash Just put it into stocks A few thousand here and there And it all soon adds up I don't have a few thousand Left at the end of the month A few thousand here and there Okay the craziest thing A rich person has said to you.

This top text is great. We're talking about the craziest things that a rich person has said to you. And this last one, I love it. A family friend asked his case manager if his pension could be paid into his TAB account. So you get your... Straight into the TAB. Right. You get your pension paid straight into the TAB, so you get a little money to play with in TAB. You get your pension Paid straight into the TAB

So you get a little Money to play with in TAB You're that rich You're like I don't need the pension Show it to the TAB Wow I'll claim it I'll still claim it

God forbid we should Means test the pension No no no I'll still claim it I'm entitled to it I'll just chuck it in my TAB Yeah yeah I'll just waste it

But I tell you what I'm bloody sick of beneficiaries Wasting their money on ciggies So some messages in There are some wild messages. I know, this is crazy. The wildest things rich people have said or asked. We had a message on Instagram.

Shah said, on the super yachts, a guy asked me to dry his stack of cash after he accidentally went swimming with his wallet and passed me a wallet full of soaking money. Dry it. Oh my. I'd take a couple. Just dry that.

I'd take a couple. You'd take a couple. I'd definitely take a couple. Gemma, what's the craziest thing you've seen from a rich person or you've heard them say? Good morning. This is actually from my auntie who's a teacher. We live in Queenstown, so there's a few kids who are packing cash.

Well, it's a day. Yeah, so primary school kids, they went on school camp and one of the kids' parents didn't want them using the toilet, so they had, well, lack of toilet, so they had a port-a-loo helicoptered into the school camp. No, they didn't. That's no! So rather than using a long drop or a bucket or whatever,

I'm imagining a Department of Conservation, they had a port-a portaloo helicoptered in. Yeah, kind of missed the point of... They're raising assholes. Yeah. That kid has no choice to grab a prick. Oh, my God, that is wild. I can't believe the school would even let that happen, right?

Yeah, I think, yeah. I can't remember the details, but, yeah, it's a funny one. Long drops are not great, but it's character building, right? Oh, I think, yeah, I can't remember the details, but yeah, it's a funny one. Long drops are not great, but it's character building, right? Oh my God, yes. It's memory.

It's great outdoors. You've got to go real quick, so I don't know, a rat or a blowfly doesn't go up your bum hole. Yes. Yes. Oh wow,

that's amazing. Thank you for sharing some more messages in. We have a rich client that we build for. She tells us what she wants in the morning and then she comes home

and has a look and if it's not exactly how she's imagining it, she's like, maybe not. Just rip that down and the next day we just, she just spends

tens of thousands of dollars on stuff that gets torn down straight away. Yeah, I talked to a builder about working in like rich areas and he said, yeah, they'll change their mind halfway through a project

so many times and then everything comes down and you start again. And he's like, it's great because you charge them for it. Of course, I know. But it's also painful. We lived in, did I read the China one or was that off air? I'm having a memory leak.

That was off air. That was off air. You need to work on your gut and brain health. I need to work on my gut and brain health. Fletcher's been smoking the crossword clues and he's putting it all down to the amount of kimchi he's eating. I've been sluggish on the crossword. Yeah.

I'm coming up with some good crossword answers today. Yeah, really have. We lived in China. Despot. I got menagerie. Of course you did. And you got ballistic. So there's animals, a collection of animals.

That was a war one for you. And you're just smart because of your gut health. We lived in China and we taught at a very wealthy school and the parents complained that we were only staying in four-star accommodation and not flying first class to school camp. That'd be helicoptering on a portal. Man, it's a whole other life, eh? I worked for people who built a super yacht way back in the day

that had a special feature. It would hold enough fuel to get up to the atolls when French atomic testing was happening because they liked to watch the bombs go off. Oh, my gosh. Not that they were because they liked to watch the bombs go off. Oh my gosh. Not that they were protesting. They wanted to watch them go off. Maybe watching the bomb goes off as a...

That's nuts. There are so many messages. We're with my husband's friend in Spain. He's very wealthy. We're talking about travel and he said, oh, I don't even want to hear you talk about flying commercial. Oh my God. Painful to the ears.

Ew. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. I was nannying, the mum was taking a kid to football practice and she said to the husband, I don't know what car to take. And he said, why not take the Porsche? And she said, no, I was driving that all day yesterday. Can I take your new Mercedes?

Listen to this, my partner and I worked at a luxury lodge and this rich American asked if he could just take my partner home with him to be his daughter. He was not kidding either. He said he would make it well worth our while. Yes, Daddy. Yes, Daddy, you may. It would be my pleasure, Daddy.

We've got quite like full-on work laptops, but we're not allowed to do anything on them. So I had to buy a laptop. I got a MacBook Air. Yeah. And... You've had this for a while. When did I buy it?

Like, eight months ago, six months ago? It's still quite new. Bought it last year. And it's sticky. It's sticky. How's it got so sticky? It's sticky. I don't know. So the little bit by the mouse pad

was sticky and I was like, why is that sticky? And I think it's because when I made cocktails on Friday night and I was watching Love Island on my laptop and I think I got some like Campari or something on the Or some sticky bit. Some simple like Campari or something on the Or some sticky

Some syrups, some simple syrups or something like that I think that's what explained that being sticky but the keys have been sticky for like about a month I reckon. Was that from another cocktail night? I don't know but my space bar, my shift and my zero

are all so sticky that you can't that you can't that you can't sorry I had a little sneeze you can't like push them down properly so when you're typing it's like this like dud on the space and the shift. And it's not like you can just get a new keyboard because it's

built into your laptop. How do you unsticky the underneath of your computer? Because you don't want to make it wet because then that's just going to give you issues as well. But it's not the keys themselves are having a claim. The older laptops used to be able to like pop the thing up and get under

and give them a claim. And then I tried to get my fingernail under the space bar to like flick it out and then I was like how do I one, how did it get so sticky? And two, how do I unsticky it? Also, you've totally voided any warranty. Because if they go to, if something happens,

they're going to see you've got this goo and gunk under there. No, I need it, but I'll clean it out. You could take it to the worst Apple authorized repairer in the world. Why not double down with a phone and a laptop? No. And single-handedly the worst shop in the world. Surely there's a way that I can unsticky. It's so annoying, this space bar.

No, see, producer Jared Hughes, you're a bit of a tech nerd. You're saying use that compressed air thing. Yeah. But I don't think compressed air is going to get sticky gunk out. Yeah, so your other option is like those 90, 99% alcohol wipes, but that's only, and I stress this, only for the outside. No, the outside's not sticky horn. It's the inside.

There's resistance underneath. How did it get so sticky? It's stressing me out, man. I know. It's so stressful. When you type on it, it's like space. And then I want to capital letter, I push shift. It's like this dud thing.

You could do that thing that boomers do and they put caps lock on for one letter. Oh, I kind of do that. I go, bounce, I bounce. I know it's terrible. I don't know why. I've taught myself to type so badly. Well, have you Googled if there is a way to just like click, take the keyboard off?

No. Well, if you've got a hot tip, text it in because otherwise you're just going to be... Sticky. Sticky. I guess that's his life now. Such a sticky mess. Sticky.

Speaking of sticky, let's talk about sexiest accents next. Loose segue. No, it was pretty good. French has pipped Italian No, Italian has pipped French As the new sexiest accent in the world I would like to get a French person And an Italian person on the phone

And I want to hear it both So if you have one of those accents 0800 DALZATM We're going to run our own test What about if somebody can put on that accent I'll accept that It's-a me, Mario I'm gonna win We're going to run our own test. What about if somebody can put on that accent? I'll accept that. It's-a me, Mario.

I'm gonna win. Bonjour, Mario. I don't know about that. I'm very French, Mario. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Well, the sexiest accent in the world, according to a massive survey last year, was French. Now, it is the language of love.

Is that the language of love or is it Italian? No, it's French. It is French. Language of love. Paris is the city of love. It's a nice accent. It's the city of love, but it smells a little bit. It smells like piss.

It smells straight up like piss. I have never been with a French person before. I don't believe I've hooked up. There's a smile. That one has. No, I'm just trying to think. No. Pawn of you?

No. No. No, my lovemaking's been pretty set here in the Acapulago of New Zealand. Of New Zealand. Yeah, very. Oh, that feels nice, that sort of thing. Good compliment, though, from her. Yeah, right. Of New Zealand. Of New Zealand. Yeah, very. Oh, that feels nice, that sort of thing. Good compliment, though, from her. Oh, no, that was me.

Oh. Hey. Right, sorry. She's more like, sorry. What are you doing? What are you doing down there? The accents I've hooked up with. A lot of Irish.

Don't put that there. That sort of. No. Irish I would have thought would have been on the list. That's always one of the sexiest accents. Irish is further up

but Italian has taken out the number one spot. That's a sexy accent. I mean Aaron's Italian but he's a Kiwi Italian. I've never... running through my list. No, I don't think I've hooked up

with an Italian person. So Italian's taken the place. And I wanted to get a French person and an Italian person on the phone but they're so lazy. You know, they've hooked up with an Italian person. So Italian's taking the place. And I wanted to get a French person and an Italian person on the phone, but they're so lazy. You know, they've been up late. It's too early for me. So they're not in there.

Working, I'll go for the, there's a top 10. Okay. And I'll just run through it quite quickly. Wait, are we on the list? No. Is Australia on the list? Like way back. Now in 2019 was when the New Zealand accent was named the sexiest accent in the world.

Right, okay. Which is insane. Pre-COVID. Anytime I hear myself, I'm like, shut up. When you've been overseas for a few weeks and then you get back to the airport and all. You're like, Kia ora, welcome home. And you're like, oh dear. Don't put that there.

Yeah. Yeah. Show us your passport. Okay. Oh, shout out number 11, which is Trinidadian. Okay. Putting the daddy in Trinidadian. Caribbean.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's hot. Okay, number 10 is Brazilian Portuguese. That's nice. That's nice. C-Papi.

C-Papi. Number nine nine US Southern Now I don't think For me I find that Particularly sexy But if there's like A cowboy boy

And wanted to take Off his boots And have a little I'd get down on that Matthew McConaughey Is an example Of that accent So I would consider

Him more Texas Than Southern Well that is Southern state though Isn't it Yeah Like a giant Southern It's not the dirty South Yeah I know what you mean I do the clown Well, that is Southern State though, isn't it? Yeah. Like a giant southern state.

It's not the dirty South. Yeah, I know what you mean. I do declare, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I might approach you with. Eighth is Scottish, and I love, oh, I forgot. I love a little Scottish, Ewan McGregor. I think Obi-Wan Kenobi is how he prefers to be referred to. Oh, I beg your pardon.

Number seven is Irish. Okay, down on this list. Down a bit. Yeah, Colin Farrell, of course, is an example of that. Number six, Nigerian. Okay. I'm not saying no. Number five is Queen's English, Benedict Cumberbatch,

Keira Knightley, sort of your quite a little bit posh. Oh, my God. I look quite pretty, don't I? Number four on this list is Czech. Like Russian. Okay. Without the nettlesome history of brutal iron fist. I was going to say.

Yeah, you want to say Russian, but it's just not the time to say Russian, is it? Czech is a smoky, full-bodied vocal style that goes well with most meats. Okay, and then the third, of course, just before French and then Italian, is Spanish. Oh, of course. But Spanish is different in all the different countries.

Like, Colombians speak quite a clear Spanish. Yeah. And like, you know, other countries it's a bit more, it's not as nice. I like this description. Sensual and beckoning, but with a passion to unleash hell. Kept just barely restrained. Now, I know that you wanted someone with a French accent

and someone with an Italian accent. Melissa has called through. Good morning, Melissa. Good morning. Are you French? Oui. Oh, bonjour. Comment ça va?

Ça va très bien et toi? Oh, yeah, that's good. That's proper, isn't va? Ça va très bien et toi? Oh, that's good. That's proper, isn't it? Ça va très bien. Merci. I learned French for six years and that's probably it. Can you tell us a little story about France and why it's a beautiful country? In French.

In French. Oh, yeah. I want to hear the French. OK. La France est très, très belle. Il y a beaucoup de monuments très historiques. Il y a une belle histoire. That's really sexy, Melissa.

Les hommes sont accueillants. Yeah, that's very, it's very... That's nice. That's amazing, isn't it? I don't understand how Italian could beat that. Hang on, let's, can we put our Italian accent specialist against that? Can you say, hello, my name is Melissa. Bonjour, je m'appelle Melissa.

And can you say, it's a me, Mario. Now I see, I sort of see maybe how it's beat out French there. No. Melissa, it is a beautiful accent. What part of France are you from? The Rhone Valley. Lyon. Oh, Lyon.

Okay, lots of wine. Is that where Prosecco's from? I don't know. No. Prosecco's Italian wine. How dare you bring this up to a French person? Oh, no. We've already lost.

Prosecco's Italian champagne is French. Champagne is,. We've already lost. Prosecco is Italian. Champagne is French. Champagne is, isn't it? Yeah. I'm sorry. Je suis désolé, Melissa, for his behaviour. Well, I'm going for French. Condolences. Yeah, our condolences.

Certainly, yeah. I mean, no Italian called up, did they? Lazy. No, so we're going to correct the list and keep French as the sexiest. Thanks to Melissa. There we go. Number one, Melissa. Well done.

Next on the show, it's fact of the day. And are we going for a theme this week? Super Bowl week. Are we really leaning in? It's Super Bowl week. I'm excited to learn some more. For the next four days after Super Bowl is today. Yeah.

We're here now. Clay, Zed Eames, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Today's fact of the day is technically there was no Super Bowl one or two. Are they numbered? Yeah, they're numbered. Today's one is. Like the Oscars.

The 96th annual. Super Bowl LV111. So that's an eight, and I'm guessing L's a five. Yeah, Super Bowl 58. And I think I saw somewhere every year the Super Bowl happens, there's a spike in Google Roman numerals. V is a five, isn't it? V is a five.

Yeah, I got it. It's 58. L is 50. C is 100. D is 500. M is 1,000. And there was no one or two. There was no one or two technically because before the term Super Bowl,

they were just called the AFL-NFL World Championship. Average Bowl. It was just because they hadn't merged yet. There was the East Coast and the West Coast and they hadn't merged yet. So when they were merged and it just became the NFL, there'd already been two games beforehand. No, sorry, but when it got called the Super Bowl, there'd already been two games beforehand,

which would technically have been Super Bowl I and II, But when it got called the Super Bowl, there'd already been two games beforehand, which would technically have been Super Bowl I and II, except it wasn't called the Super Bowl then. So when it started and was called the Super Bowl... I still would have just started at one, though. I would have started at one when you got a new name for it, too. When they combined it, they should have said it's the first ever Super Bowl. Yeah, but it wasn't. That's not how

it got its name. How it got its name was Lamar Hunt, the founder of the AFL and the owner of the Kansas City Chiefs, who are playing to the gates of San Francisco. Is that the one that Taylor says boyfriend's in? Yeah. Okay, are we going for them? I suppose so. Or Shannon is, because she's bet money

on it. Yeah, actually we should to support Shannon. She's put a fat 15 on. You put a 15. How much are they paying to win? Two bucks. So $30, it's coming our way. Oh, so they're not favorites. They're not favorites. The 49ers is $1.72 at the moment.

Or something like that. I don't know. I'm not that into betting. Should we put some money on? I've never gambled in my life. Neither. Haven't you? Well, I've done losho.

And I've played on the pokies. Okay, so that's gambling. I've done a pokies. I've pushed some buttons on the pokies. Okay, no. You've had a flitter on the pokies. Okay, so that's gambling. That's gambling. I've done a pokies. I've pushed some buttons on the pokies. Okay, no. You've had a flutter on the pokies. I've had a flutter. Oh, and I will admit I've backed some horses before.

And you've done some raffles. I haven't gambled and now you've done all of like... I'm quite a heavy gambler. You've done all the gambling. I'm quite a heavy gambler. You've done the gambling. Yeah, yeah. Save your money.

God, I've, you know, I've never done drugs. Oh, you've got your heroines, you've got your... That's not real drugs. I've never done gambling apart from the horses, apart from the scratchies, apart from the... Yeah, illegal cock fight. All your gambling. Cock fight.

I know, I said something quite different. I believe it happens in a ring, but that's not what you call it. It's called cock fighting and it's in a ring. I took's not what you call it. It's called cockfighting, and it's in a ring, and I took two of those words, and I left out fighting. Left out the crucial part. If you do want one of those ring ones, with the sex.life 20% off. Hey, spice it up.

Valentine's Day is coming. So some other names that were floated around for the Super Bowl, the big one or Pro Bowl. The big one. The big one. Yeah, the big game. The end of it, the big game. So the Kansas City Chiefs owner Lamar Hunt suggested the term Super Bowl because he was getting interviewed about his team making it to the end of it

this big game. And he was playing with his son's Super Bowl toy. And he's just like, I've just been toying with the name Super Bowl. So a Super Bowl is just a very bouncy ball. When he was doing this interview apparently he's just like, I've just been toying with the name Super Bowl. So a Super Bowl is just a very bouncy ball. When he was doing this interview, apparently, it was just like dun-dun-dun-dun. God, that's so

annoying in an interview. Could you see? I think it was a newspaper one. They weren't using the audio. Right, okay. So he said, it's going all the way to the Super Bowl. So they started talking about the Super Bowl.

Okay. And then, yeah. They should have called it number one. Then when they renamed it, officially renamed it the Super Bowl, yeah, there'd already been a few games. So there was a Super Bowl one or two. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. God, I love that song I love that song It still hits All these years later Yeah, it's got extra legs now

It's just got an extra set of legs Yeah, at a 15 to 17 year sit down I know Stretched, rested and ready to party And out it comes A lady has a problem Stop saying lady I don't know why

What are you saying, a woman? A female A lady A chicky babe Yeah, there you go. That's it. All right, this chicky babe, she's got a hell of a problem on her ass. The Sheila. The Sheila.

She has a 999-day Duolingo streak. Now, I don't do Duolingo. I stopped doing Duolingo. Did you? When I went away on holiday. I dipped a toe. I did it for like six months before, and then I stopped. I wanted to do it

because I used to do French because I, as you heard before, I parlez-vous a little bit of Francais. You did parlez-vous. But I forgot it so I did it for a little bit. But I wanted to

because they do Maori now, eh? Okay, I'm going to do that. It's annoying though because you've got to do it every day. I was actually on Dr. Shawnee's family plan. Oh, wow. I might jump on that actually now that you've dropped out. No, I'm still going to use it.

No, I might jump on that. You snooze loose. You are unbelievable. What do you mean? It was free. He gets like three or four people. It's not free. He's paying more.

Yeah, but he was already paying. Did you transfer him a couple of bucks? No. Unbelievable. And you couldn't even say anything nice about him at his own wedding. I mean, that's probably what he thought. In English, let alone Spanish. He probably thought that's why you were doing Duolingo. You were going to say something lovely in Spanish.

I did say lovely things. Goodness. He's got the, you know, he's got the extra people. So he's like, I'll put you on it. I'm like, sweet. Well, I'm taking your spot. I'm taking your spot. You're not taking my spot I'll put you on it. I'm like, sweet. Well, I'm taking your spot. I'm taking your spot. You're not taking my spot. I'm still using it.

I'm messaging him right now. Every day, it's like you've got to, you know, it's alerting you. What does it do? Ding, ding, and then you've got to repeat the phrase to it. Lots of things. Write this, spell this, say this, translate this. But I think my streak was 150 something. You were really into it. But do you know what though? There's a bit of cheating.

You can do a bit of cheating because if you miss a streak, it'll give you the option to pay to reinstate your streak. And I don't agree with that. That's how they get you. They get you with the money. It's the same with Snapchat. It's the same with Snapchat. If you lose a streak, it's like, do you want to pay 99 cents to get it back?

But that, no, it's like breaking up with someone. You've got to restart the streak. You've got to restart the clock. If you've been going up for three years, but you had a breakup after a year, you've been going up for a year, and you've been going up for two more years. You've been up for two times. Yeah. How long have you guys been together for?

It's only the second time that counts. Yeah. It's only the most recent time that counts. Yeah. Yeah. So if you're one of those couples that breaks up. I've been, we've been off and on. Yes.

How embarrassing is that as an adult to say, oh, yeah, we've been off and on for three years. Off and on for about the last 20 years. Yeah. Jeepers, make a decision. Yeah, grow up. Grow up. You're not meant to be.

So she's like, I'm going to lose my streak because I'm travelling to Australia. I'm going across the international dateline and the 7th won't exist for me but then I'm going to get two lots of the 12th or whatever on the way back This is what happened with my rings the first time I was, my apple rings I skipped a time zone coming back

and so my streak was broken because one day was blank. Well you weren't like stop in Vanuatu I need to do a run get out, do a run get back on the plane fly the way back, rest of the way back. I don't care that much Yeah that's strong, remember when my Vanuatu, I need to do a run. Get out, do a run. Get back on the plane. No, yeah, I don't care that much.

Yeah, that's a story. I remember when I lost my watch and that cost me memory loss in the waterfall. And it was just that one day and then some guy went diving in the waterfall and found it and gave it back to me. It was just this wild story. But I didn't have it for a day and so the streak ended. But some people get so into their streaks.

I think once you cross a threshold of 30, 40 days or something, you're like I'm on. Let's talk streaks then. Chunky or just highlight slow lights? Was that here?

I realised my audience was wrong. Thank you the girlies. I'm getting a pause I realised my audience was wrong at the moment. Thank you. The girlies, I'm getting a pause from the girlies and nothing from the boys. Should I have bacon? Yeah, there you go. Streaks.

We've got to win all of that. So you want to hear from people that have, what, massive streaks? Any sort of, like, anything that's tallying your days of doing something. Can we hear from people as well that lost a big streak? Like, how, was it crossing the international time zone? Was it I don't know, a phone breaking and you lost like 2,000 days on Snapchat

or something? Just want some big streaks. Yeah. Is it still going? Maybe you look back at say in your 20s when you had a streak and now you're like, that was so stupid. What a dumb streak. Like I was doing this for nothing. Yeah, yeah, totally. Like you did Duol and now you're like, that was so stupid. What a dumb streak. Like I was doing this for nothing. Yeah, yeah, totally.

Like you did Duolingo when you went to South America. Did you use any of it? Si. Si. Si, gracias. Si, gracias, puppy, I did. Yeah, I'll have tortillas, thank you, Juan. And fajitas.

And beautiful julepinos on top, please. Oh, 800-DARLS-IT-M. on top, please. 0800 DARS at M. Give us a call. You can text through 9696. How long is your streak? Do you have a big streak? Did you break it or is it still going? So a woman is devastated that she's going to cross the international time zone.

What is it? Timeline? Timeline. And she's going to lose her snap streak. Yeah. No, it's her Duolingo streak. Oh, Duolingo streak. Her Duolingo streak.

Which got us talking about other streaks like snap streaks. Streak. Yeah. No, it's her Duolingo streak. Oh, Duolingo streak. Her Duolingo streak. Which got us talking about other streaks like Snapstreaks. She's going from America to Australia and says she's skipping a time zone. And the joke's on her, she just spent 999 days learning Australian. There's a lot of people running to put on streaks. A lot of ways to use the C-bomb. It's a verb. It's a noun. It's an adjective.

So we want to know about your streaks. Ria, good morning. You're doing some streaks on behalf of people currently. Yeah, I'm doing it on behalf of my boyfriend. That's cheating. Well, I suppose, but he's got about an almost 800-day snap streak with his mum. Oh, that's very, very cute. I can see why he's your boyfriend.

So he gave you his login while he's on the plane? Yeah. So he's currently on a 17-hour flight. So it would have, like, just going through time zones, he would have been, he would have lost it, I think. And so he was quite nervous because it's quite high. It's been almost like two years or something so I could have

done it for him oh that is so cute and actually we've had a few calls about this when people go away yeah and maybe they're in the WAPs

they don't have cell phone reception yeah they'll give somebody their login and get them to do their snap streaks and they'll leave a list

of who they want like a message Rhea knows that this guy's not hiding anything from her as well yeah I know. She's got full access to the snack.

Does he just give you, has he given you his password to everything, basically? I'd imagine it might be the same password for everything. He's a pretty simple guy.

Have a fish around. I mean, yeah, have a look in the Gmail. Have a fish around. If you go looking for trouble, you're going to find it. Have a fish around. Go on Instagram.

Have a look in the Instagram inbox. I would have a little gaze. I would have a little geez. I'd have a little geez. Good luck with that, Rhea. Thank you. Alice, what is your snap streak with your partner? I've got 2,591 days. Jeez.

How many years is that? That's like six, eight? Just over seven, I think. Wow. And that's on Snapchat? Yeah. But, like, do you live together? No.

Oh, okay. So you wouldn't see each other every day? Hopefully this year, but not yet. Okay. Yeah, we just Snapchat every day, whether it's talking or just a blank screen. We usually just text. Wow.

You only get this seven years and you don't live together? No. Hopefully this year. Well, look, you, to each their own. Yeah, some people don't like to rush, Vaughan. Yeah. If I could have the opportunity to have my own space back, I would. Alice, thank you.

Rhys, that must sound like a big number to you. Yeah, but my one's been kind of little now. Because what's your snap streak? I had one of, I think it was about 1,400 days. That's still good innings. And did it come to an end? Why did it come to an end? My best friend, well, used to be best friend passed away.

Oh, my God. Oh, mate. I do, I do. Didn't see that ending coming. No. Also, to some of your generation have been like, the saddest thing about my friend dying

was we lost our Snapstreak? No. Gen Z, take a look at yourself. Oh no. I would have got his account details and then just bounced it out of my cell. You're like, one last thing. What's your log on?

Oh, we can't lose the streak. Yeah, there were times during the streak where we would do it for each other if we were out of internet or anything like that. Oh, good memories then. Oh, mate. Thanks. Wow.

How brilliant is Fletch at handling a delicate situation? He just looks at us, looks at the thing, hangs up on him. Help! Help! Good luck. See you, mate. Say some nice hangs up on him. Help! Help! Good luck. See you, mate. Say some nice words to Reece. He lost his best friend.

Alaska, good morning. Morning. Great name. Great name, Alaska. Great name. It's a great name. What was your snap streak? It's just under 1,000 at the moment, so not as impressive as the others.

Still impressive. But I lost it because I went out camping and had no service, but I was just in time to pay for it back. But you actually lose the days that you didn't do it, so it doesn't add on the days that you missed. Oh. And it was like a dollar to reinstate it, basically. I would love to know some stats from Snapchat.

So many people were. How much money they've made from people reinstating a streak. That's one of their best features, right? Yeah, I mean, because it's not much, like it's a dollar, right? You're like, oh, well, I'll just do it.

Yeah. Why wouldn't I? Wow. Alaska, thank you so much. Keep your texts coming in. 9696 0800 dials it in. I don't know if we're going to beat any of those.

There's such a good message. I've got to find it. Stay tuned. Ed Sheeran, ZM. Talking long streaks at the moment. Snapped streaks. Duolingo streaks. Fitness streaks.

How long? Why did it end? Is it still going? It is. I had no idea so many people were addicted or hooked. Yeah. You know, there'll be some people listening now that don't bloody idea what we're talking about.

Yeah, that's true. Because I just imagine like my parents would just be like, what? What is this? It's basically if you do something every day, generally it's by the day, right? On an app. On an app.

It'll give you a little tick, and then the longer it goes, that number starts telling up, and it's totally gamifying addiction. 100%. Like, you're like, oh, I've got to go and do that because I've got something to lose now if I don't. Yeah. And it's just a number.

It means nothing. No tangible value whatsoever. Crystal, what's your stamp streak? I'm sitting at 2038 Who with? My cousin in Perth What do you have to say to your cousin in Perth every day? How's the mines or something?

Everything, she's going through a bit of a struggle at the moment so I'm there for her for that Okay, and so she'll snap your photo of her struggle and you'll be like It's a struggle Yeah, that added to our streak. Because it's just anything on Snapchat, eh?

Like a video counts towards the streak. Yes, it does. Text doesn't, but a photo does. Not just a chat, no. It has to be a photo or a video. And you're at five and a half years

according to my calculations. Five and a half years. Has there been any time in that five and a half years that you've been away or your phone has been broken? No. Wow.

No way. I have to send a Snapchat if I go into North Davis. That's wild. You might hike up a mountain to get a little bit of coverage to be able to continue there. That's wild. Amazing. Well maybe you'll be like this person that's texting saying, until the start of December last year,

I had a Snapchat streak of just over 2,000 with a girl that I was meant to be her maid of honour for. She turned nasty, dropped me from the wedding and blocked me on everything but Snapchat because she wanted to keep the streak going. This is it. It's insane. It's insane.

Dropped her from the wedding Blocked her on everything Didn't invite her to the wedding That's fine But still So they still Snapchat to this day? No she said it No she said she blocked her

Oh she blocked her Okay yeah right So that's the only way That Crystal's gonna get out of this As if you're blocked You're gonna have to have a fight Yeah have a big old fight With your cousin

Thanks Crystal Some texts of other streaks 904 days on Duolingo currently Someone said I lost my Wordle streak Have a fight. Yeah, have a big old fight. With your cousin. Thanks, Crystal. Some texts of other streaks. 904 days on Duolingo currently. Someone said, I lost my Wordle streak of 191. I'm almost back up to it at 173. There you go. Didn't the New York Times or Wordle have a glitch?

Remember that? And people lost their streaks and people were upset. Can you read the Tamagotchi one? Oh, I haven't seen the Tamagotchi. I had a Tamagotchi in high school. I kept it alive for something like 45 days. My group of female friends were so annoyed that I kept it alive longer than they could, so they kidnapped it and neglected it till it died.

Should have just pressed the reset button. Yeah, get a pin in there. I'm up to 232 days for daily journaling for my children. Is that you writing it down and your kids are going to read it one day? They probably won't read it. iPhones have the new journal. It's inbuilt and it keeps like... It keeps telling me to journal.

Same, I'm not journaling. Yeah. My husband and I have a snap streak of 1400 days. Someone said I had a streak of MyFitnessPal for 362 days. Absolutely heartbreaking to lose that streak after a big night out. I tried my best, but I vomited. So I lay down and I didn't get back up. And that was the end of that streak.

I would have put that under stretching. Yeah. On the Apple Watch. Yeah, put that down. It would have been like, you know, inventory your food. You'd be like, bag of chips. Yeah. Some takeaways.

Kebab 3 a.m. Yeah. Another bag of chips. Yeah. Some takeaways. Kebab 3am. Yeah. Another bag of chips. Still counts. A block of chocolate. And then delete the bag of chips because I spewed. Yeah, yeah.

They take everything out and they spew it up. I'm on day 506 of walking 10,000 steps every day. Good work. Good work. That's a JDA. Although,

didn't they come out last year and say it's more like eight? Don't worry about it. No, they're doing good. 10K, the more the merrier. 10. Okay. Get it up there.

I was thinking yesterday when I was walking around, I looked at my steps and I was like, that's 10K. I've been doing quite a few steps lately. I'm like, my knee's going to give out quicker than everybody else's. Okay. I'm not doing too many steps. Yeah, we'll just calm down. We're wearing out what we've got.

So that is how I convinced myself it was time for a drink. Good from you, actually. I'll take that on board, actually. I think I'll take that right on board. See ya, see ya later. Actually, I'm going to have to stop you there. That's copyrighted. Susie Kato's a very good friend of mine.

She's already sued me twice, so if you could maybe get her to drop her litigious action, that would be great. Tell her I'll review her five stars if she does the same for this podcast. And then she tells all her friends. And if you're listening, maybe give it five stars. Yeah. If she does the same for this podcast. Yeah. And then she tells all her friends. And if you're listening, maybe give it five stars as well.