ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 12th May 2023

Episode Date: May 11, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch, Fawn and Hayley Big Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Good morning, welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. Monkeypox. Done. The emergency's over.

How did that just fizzle out? When it first came, people were in like full, like, oh, okay, here we go, here's another one. Yeah. And then I think that we were just like, maybe a couple of weeks later, were in like full like, oh, okay, here we go. Here's another one. Yeah. And then I think that we were just like, maybe a couple of weeks later, I remember us going like, what are the case numbers for monkeypox? Like, we just sort of stopped chatting about it. I think just because the vaccinations helped.

Yeah. Science, eh? Eh? Who knew? Vaccinations, eh? Who knew? There's got to be something to them. I didn't get vaccinated for monkeypox, but I was pretty low risk.

Yeah. Happy International. Is it Nurses Day today? What are we saying? International or it's International Nurses Day? Wow. Massive. To all the nurses going home.

Yeah. That have just finished a long shift. Thank you for your service. Oh, thank you. Also, I've got a sore tummy again. Can you help me? I feel like I want an IV full of delicious vitamins. Right, just to perk you up.

Just a beautiful little... What, so sore tummy? Yeah. Need to get you like a ginger tea or something. Yeah, yes. A peppermint tea, a ginger. Some ginger. A ginger tea.

That would be good. A ginger tea. I may, because at work we've only got the sort of cheap, off-brand black tea. You know, we don't know what the leaf is. And it's a no. It's a no from me. We need a nice cinnamon, ginger, lemon honey. I think that's what

you need. I think that's what you need. Thank you. Well, I can run this while you go get that. Do you know how to press the buttons, do you? Oh, how hard is that? Okay. You kick off the next song. that. Do you know how to press the buttons, do you? Oh, how hard is that? Uppity doodly downly. Okay, you kick off the next song.

No, I mean physically kick off the next song. That's the microphone. Turn it on there. I'll turn it on for you. No, I mean you physically play the next song. Do you know how? Now, Vaughn, we should say Vaughn, again, the toothache is terrible.

Yeah. I'm on the main mic. He's not in today. Which one do you reckon you press? Do I use the mouse? Yeah, use the mouse. Play? Oh, no.

Okay, I can't do it. You were close. You't do it You were close You were close You were close God it's a whole world in there It's a whole Yeah I mean I'm happy to go get

The lemon ginger tea No no no I'll sort my own tea You please run the I just don't want Three songs playing at once And that kind of thing Which is about

What you would have done there But that's okay That's okay I mean Okay So we've got lovey I could do the introduce, but probably not. Next on the show with Worn Away.

Also the top six with Worn Away. We'll be dealing with that. We'll deal with that again. We're going to talk about an idea that's floated for Queenstown. Oh my God. These floating jacuzzis. Motorized. Floating jacuzzis that you go out on the lake.

Oh, my God. I want to go on one of them. This is Instagram bait. Absolutely. Now, we've been angling for a trip to Queenstown on the radio dime for quite some time. Can someone please facilitate this? This would be perfect.

Us broadcasting. Now, hold yourself here, Jared, who has to deal with the tech side of things. Us broadcasting. In the hold yourself here, Jared, who has to deal with the tech side of things. Us broadcasting. In the middle. Producer Jared, in the middle of Lake Wakatipu in a floating jacuzzi. How that's possible, eh? That's going to be a very long internet call.

It'll be good that it'll tether us to the lake. Yes, yes, yes. Pull ourselves back in. Well, the top six problems we can see with this amazing idea. Indeed. Soon on the show with the top six. But next. The humble school ball is in the news.

Yeah, a couple of stories hitting the headlines. Indeed. God, I remember mine like they were yesterday. But they were nearly 20 years ago. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Did you go to school balls? No You didn't go?

I didn't go in 6th form And then I didn't do 7th form That's right Sorry I dropped out No I went to study Oh yeah right And then I just didn't go because Yeah

Yeah I went We had the semi-formal in 5th form The formal in 6th form and the ball in seventh form. Oh, like three? Yeah. Wow. Three dresses.

Were you gothy at any of them? The semi-formal, I was gothy. I was in a big black sort of like handkerchief-y thing with my emo boyfriend, Ben, different Ben. Okay. First Ben, we call him. Okay. And that was kind of low-key and fun.

And then the semi-formal, I was super emo. Yeah. And I had like this black and like cheery dress on with like colorful hair. And then I went with, that was with my emo boyfriend, second Ben. Okay. Yeah. And then my third one, I had, I was still quite gothy, but I designed a dress based on a dress that Kelly Osbourne had worn.

Kelly Osbourne. Yeah. Kelly Osbourne had worn it on the red carpet once and I got it designed. Yeah. And I got it made. You got a dress made? Yeah, I'll show you.

We'll put it up on the social meds because I designed this and I'll try and find the dress of Kelly Osbourne. Anyway, so and then I had a boyfriend who was out of high school, like a little bit older. Oh, wow. Because I was so cool. But we were very punky. He was like covered in tattoos and had like air stretches and stuff.

And my school was sort of advising against me taking him. I went to a very poncy school. We're advising you don't invite your boyfriend. Yeah. So instead I bought my like gay best mate who I ended up living with afterwards and we just had a really fun time. But at that formal, it was so classic.

I had to dance with my dad and my mate Louie had to dance with my mum to Moon River. Why were the parents there? Exactly. It was so old fashioned. Anyway. That's odd.

Well, balls in the news. Big balls news. Big balls news. So Western Springs College, some of their students, they combine their school ball with year 12 and 13 students. Yeah. They have been advised to uninvite their partners to the ball because they've reached capacity. What, so only some of them?

It's like when a plane's overloaded. Yeah, so how serious are you about this relationship? Yeah. I don't know, I'm a teenager. I love them. He is the one. So a lot of people, one of the Year 13 students said they're so upset. She had to tell her boyfriend of a year.

Now, as a teenager, that's good. That's a long time, yeah. He's no longer able to attend. Why didn't you just go for someone that's just invited someone they're not going out with? Yeah, I know. Because there's a capacity of 700 or something. Yeah, something like that. It's a venue capacity.

So it's like a fire, you know, health and safety thing. But it says in this article there are only like six over the capacity. Oh, my God. How do you do it? You can draw a name. It has to be random. Yeah, just draw out six people. But even so, that sucks with six people.

I'd volunteer. I think arguably going to the ball and just being with your friends is way funner. Yeah. Than having your partner there. Yeah. No offense to the Benz. No offense to the Benz. And Louis.

Yeah. And then in other ball news, heading down south, this is Otago Boys. Yeah. They are not allowed to not bring a partner. So they are only allowed to buy a double ticket. That is $195, by the way. What? But it includes a full buffet meal.

So you're not allowed to be single? Not allowed to be single. You have to bring someone. And then a lot of people were like, hey, this feels a little anti-LGBTQI. Because, you know, like it's not straightforward for everyone or, you know, they might not want to or they might not feel comfortable bringing a partner

or like they have to find a friend. Yeah. Bring your brother. You know? No, yeah, that's not happening. Yeah. So they're under fire because they're going like, well, it kind of excludes people. Yeah. And they were saying like, because a lot of people said like, well, it kind of excludes people. Yeah. And they were saying

like, because a lot of people said like, well, this will they say you can't double up. You can't double up and get two singles like two mates. Yeah. You and I buy a double pass and try to, you know, put that off as a double. It has to be a date. And then other people were like, well, what if two of the boys were

dating at the school? Are you going to say that that's not allowed? It's a bit. Yeah, that's a bit. It's a bit anti-gay. And then they were like, no, no, no, no boys were dating at the school? Are you going to say that that's not allowed? Yeah, that's a bit, yeah. It's a bit anti-gay. And then they were like, no, no, no, no, no. This is not what it means. And they said the formal is an event for boys and partners or friends in a modern world, a deliberately old-fashioned way to learn to socialise. I mean, no offence.

If you're 17, 18 and you haven't learnt to socialise, you might be stuffed. But anyway, so that's the ball news. I've got to find this photo of my ball gown. I definitely need to see this. It is truly iconic. Next on the show, there's been a huge study done. This is like a UN study.

Oh, are you? And it's found that nine out of 10 people, including women, are this way to women. Oh no. Deeply, deeply attracted? No, it's not deeply attracted, but it's not great news either.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. So there's bad news and there's good news in this new UN study that's been released. And it'll be interesting to see what you think about this being a female. Thank you, I am. This is a Gender Social Norms Index.

It was released by the United Nations Development Programme. Interesting. Is that the one Helen Clark, she was in charge of that for a while, eh? She was involved in the UN. I don't know what her role was. So this study took a look at gender equality measured by people's personal gender bias.

Oh, right. So they went to 75 countries covering 81% of the world's population. They found that 91% of men and 86% of women showed at least one clear bias towards women. Now that is nine out of ten people

including women showing a bias towards women wow isn't that nuts as in that we uh so in the areas of politics economics education and physical integrity so we've got a bias towards them? Yes. Meaning we favour them? No, it's a bias against women. Against them, that's what I, oh right. No, it's a bias against, yeah. Oh.

So that means even women are biased towards other women. No, bias against women. Sorry, against women. Now, Andorra, Australia, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway and Sweden were the only countries where a majority of people showed no clear gender bias. Wow. Okay, I was like, wow.

So actually, we did a lot better. Although, you know, if you're a female politician, you may beg to differ. I'm sure you would. If you're a female CEO, you may beg to differ. You may beg to differ. In general. Yeah. Because I was going to say, I don't know. I mean, I don't trust women as far as I can

throw them. You know? I'm a man's man. Myself. I've always have been. I'm not saying anything. You can... I just feel safer. I just feel they're stronger than me and I'm happy to follow their lead. That's great. So who was sort of in the list of country... I mean, it was just feel safer. I just feel they're stronger than me and I'm happy to follow their lead. That's great.

So who was sort of in the list of countries? I mean, it was just everyone else. Yeah, just everybody else. Yeah, it doesn't say like the worst ones that I can see in this list. Because a lot of those countries, you know, they've got quite maybe, I don't want to say antiquated points of views because that's their point of view,

but, you know, like maybe of more traditional sort of gender setups. Well, I mean, you have places view, but, you know, like maybe of more traditional sort of gender setups. Well, I mean, you have places like, what, Saudi Arabia that only just let women drive a couple of years ago? Yeah, I know.

And they're doing terribly too. Oh my God. I mean, you're saying it, not me. I'm just saying, not all decisions have been good decisions. Right, okay.

A lot of accidents, a lot of rogue turns, a lot of missed giveaways. It's turns, a lot of misgive ways. It's great that they didn't get themselves around. Yeah, I have no comment on this at all. To the shops and whatnot. Yeah. Next on the show.

Okay, this is actually really good news. Please take this all in jest. I'm being very, very silly. I mean, your driving's amazing. If it's anything to go by, incredible driving. Flawless. Flawless driving.'re a flawless driver. That's why when I drive so confidently that people are so relaxed,

they like to hang on to the little bar thing and one hand on the dashboard because they're just like, this is fun. Play ZM's Fletch Vodden Ailey. Apparently, as New Zealanders, we are terrible at getting STI checks done. Terrible. Terrible. How terrible? So terrible. Like, just not going. Werible. Terrible. How terrible? So terrible.

Like, just not going. We're just not going. Like, I'm, sorry, there's so many numbers here. But basically, like, we're just one of the worst. We're just terrible.

We don't, we don't care for it. We don't check it. Yeah. And a lot of STIs are like, undetectable until, Yes, until they get, they turn into something terrible.

And especially for females, they can make you infertile. Chlamydia is the one that, and chlamydia often in men doesn't have any symptoms. No, sorry, in men does have maybe some giveaway symptoms, but in women less so. So you can just like have it and never know. And then it can really play with your reproductive system and you can be infertile. It's truly terrible. Also, so anyway, so this is an article that we've been reading this morning about DIY tests because I think so much of it,

and as someone who has been very, very investigated internally, medically, because I've got a few things going on with my reproductive system. I've just, it's so normal to me. I just go, get a pap smear, get an STI check. Even though I've been in a relationship for 12 years. Yeah. I've told you this before.

That's right. They always say, when I get a pap smear, they'll always do an STI check. And I'll be like, same partner. And they're like, we've heard that so many times. Imagine that though. You get the results back and you're like, we've heard that so many times. Imagine that though. You get the results back and you're like, how do I get this? Aaron's not capable. I know.

Like he just couldn't. He just would not be able to manage some kind of a fear or cheat. But get it, you know, while you're in there, why not? Because I remember a friend in the UK saying that they could do this. They literally can just go online, order an STI test. It's all delivered to you. You do it yourself, swabs, wee in a tube, and you send it away in the courier, and you get the results.

Yeah, so no embarrassment if that's the thing that's stopping you. So what have you found? Because I know that I've done a little bit of research on the back of this article, and this has been possible for some time in New Zealand as well, the DIY. Yeah. I think family planning, I found a story from 2017. You could get a few tests with them. Yeah, you can.

Totally. Also, just reading here, syphilis, that's still around, can cause heart and brain damage. This is one of the old school ones, and people would be so sick in their old life, and it was because they had untreated syphilis. And they say that gonorrhea and chlamydia which are the most common STIs are just like, the numbers are ticking up

very much since we came out of lockdown. We're free. We're free. We're spreading it around. So you can, you can get DIYs, you can go to like Family Planner, you could probably ask your doctor and say look I'd rather just do it myself, can you send me a kit? They have ones that you would do yourself, like you just said, and you would send it off and then you get your results back through your doctor. Or they have ones that almost

like rat tests where you can get a kind of immediate result and know maybe if you were like going out or having a hookup or something like that. And then the other thing that's reminded me of is like the pap smear and they've changed. So pap smears, they used to be, you'd go in and they'd put in the speculum and they'd have to have a look

at your cervix. Yeah. Quite invasive. It's full on and I know that people avoid it. But as someone, I used to get these and I had cancerous cells

and they found them and I got them removed. Now that's the cancer that's very, very likely to kill you if you leave it there. And if you hadn't gone, yeah, who knows what would have happened? Well, I would eventually die is what would happen. But now they're changing it.

So it used to be all about looking at it. But now it's about testing for HPV, which is the human papillomavirus, which 99% of people, now they're getting vaccinated for it, but would have had at some point in their life. It's just from being with people. You get it. And that is what can turn nasty. So now they've got to test for that.

And if you don't have that, then you're not likely to develop this cancer. So you can just do a DIY pap smear as well. So you can go to your doctor as well. And if you need one, and my doctors offered this to me once. I was like, oh you can just do it yourself. They just leave.

Like a rat. I'm not very good. You know the COVID test with the throat one? When you do the throat, I'm always like am I doing this right? Yeah. Well that's the thing with these at home ones. You've got to do them right. Yeah. You can't just be like really pay attention to do them right. Yeah. You can't just be like, really pay attention

to the tutorial video. The tutorial. But I just think these are so good. And another reminder to just get checked. Go get a pap smear. Go get an STI check.

It's not embarrassing. That's what I always say to myself when I go to the doctor, like, mine can't be the worst I've seen. But what if it is? And then my mum used to say

to me, someone's is. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. From the bustling ZM think tank, this is the Top 6. Hello there. We're doing the Top 6 because Vaughn is still toothy.

He's on antibiotics, painkillers. Big painkillers. Panties, Nurofen. And Auntie Hayley dropped him around some tracks. He's really mixing everything up and he's still not better. Yeah. So hopefully he's good to go for the red carpet he's hosting this better. Yeah. So hopefully he's, well, hopefully he's good to go for the red carpet he's hosting

this weekend. Oh my God, yeah. For Fast X. You might have to do that. I'm busy. Oh, I forget. I'm very busy. What are you doing?

Just things. Look, hey, I'm happy to, I'm happy to step in if need be. Of course. Because people call me Vaughn all the time. Yeah. They don't know. How are the girls?

Hey, Vaughn. How are the girls? I'm like, they're great. Let's just go with this and get it over with. They're great. The top six today, Wakatipu Soak. Wakatipu on the lake. So you can go for a motorised spa and have the Remarkables in the background.

It'll be like on St. Humpel, but in the lake. And you're moving. And you're moving. This is Instagram. Oh, this is Instagram bait. This is me. The moment I hear it, I'm like, yes, this is what I want. So they're moving. This is Instagram. Oh, this is Instagram bait. This is me. The moment I hear it, I'm like, yes. This is what I want.

So they're applying. So it's not a business yet, but they're applying and they're hoping to be. It'll be run by the Frankton, you know, the airport end where the jetty is. So it wouldn't be out on the lake where all the boats are and the steam ship. They'd move you around too much. They're applying for five of these. I locked up these spas. There's a company

in America called Spa Cruisy because they call spas jacuzzis in America. And I think they're about $50,000 US

and some of them have little fireplaces in them. Oh my goodness. And so you can have four to six of your friends. Yeah, chili bins.

Like this would be amazing in summer and winter. Like, I am all for this idea. Oh, my God. I hope it happens. This is brilliant. So it's a boat and a jacuzzi at the same time. You could go, like, fishing. And you wouldn't go fishing in this.

You'd just drink and... You would. It's like onsen. You'd have your little... You'd bum out of the... Oh, we've all got the onsen shot. We've all got the onsen shot. One of my most liked photos on Instagram. I don't have the onsen shot. We've all got the onsen shot. One of my most liked photos on Instagram.

I don't have the onsen shot. I made Aaron take it. Really? Right. Well, I'm foreseeing a few problems with this motorised jacuzzi in Queenstown. Okay. So for that, I have the top six.

Number six on the list of the problems I see with the motorised jacuzzi in Queenstown. When you've got to slip into the lake for a wee, because it's motorised, you have to swim quite fast to get back in. It'll keep going without you. So you have to wee and swim at the same time. Or hold on, maybe.

Oh yeah, you could drag behind it. Just let the wee trail blend in. Well, that's that problem solved, actually. Number five is when you're out of Prosecco, you are quite far from shore. You know, so. Yeah, and we go through the Prosecco, don't we?

We always think. We've got enough. We always think. Our problem is before we go anywhere, we'll say, we'll have a bot. And then we're like, oh, I've got 10 minutes and the bot's done. We'll have another bot.

We'll just open another bot. And then it's like, well, that's going to go off. We'd better drink it. Now we've got 10 minutes and the bot's done. We'll have another bot. We'll just open another bot. Yeah. And then it's like, well, that's going to go off. We'll get a drink hit. Now, we've each had a bot. And we're coming in hot. You're far from sure. And you're far from sure.

Number four on the list of the top six problems I see with a motorized jacuzzi in Queenstown. And with it being Queenstown in the winter, even with the warm water, there'll be a bit of shrinkage. A lot of it. And yet when you're in your little talks, I'm going to see it. It's not really, when you're taking the photo though, like the onsen photo. It's all about the butt. It's all about the butt, really. It is all about the butt.

So if you've got the Remarkables in the background. Yeah. And for me, when it's colder, the girls look better. Okay. Yeah. Right, so it's actually good for you. Women know, they're like up, down, up, up, tight. Yeah.

They're way better. Same for the guys, but that's not a good thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Up, tight. Nice, tight. They're way better. Same for the guys, but that's not a good thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Up tight. Nice, tight. No. Number three on the list of the top six problems I see with a motorised jacuzzi in Queenstown. If you're a couple, you're probably going to get partnered up with another couple.

You probably won't be able to get it to yourself. Surely when you hire this, it's for you. But then you're just having a bath with strangers. Oh, no, you wouldn't do that. But it doesn't make sense to just have two people when they can fit like six. I think two people just got to pay the four-person price. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't. Number two on the top six problems I see with a motorized jacuzzi in Queenstown,

there'll be a weird Swedish backpacker operating it who's just looking to score some weed. And he's going to be there the whole time. And he's living in his van too because of accommodations so screwed down there. But I hear the weed's real good now. Like, do you know where I get some of this weed? Dude, I'm just trying to

propose to my girlfriend. And number one on the top six problems I see with a motorized jacuzzi in Queenstown. Only problem I see is that we're not currently in one. Yeah. That's literally... I want to be in this so bad.

I want this to happen so bad. Only issue. Yeah. That is today's top six. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. I know you're not on the market for a career change. However, I may sway you.

Now, I know you love Australia. I do. You like to visit. I like to visit. I don't want to live there. Snakes. There's snakes. Sydney.

Everywhere. Sydney and New South Wales, a place that you like to visit. This is Double Bay. It's the illustrious eastern suburbs of Sydney. Very, very. Ooh la la, is it? Ooh la la. Okay.

Yes, keeping up with the Joneses. Now, they have posted an ad for a job. This is a family. Okay. Looking for a live-in pet nanny for an amazing spoiled cat. One cat. What?

You will get a salary. Oh my God, how much is a salary? Negotiable based on experience with cats. Okay. And qualifications. Do not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to look after one pet full time and only focus on the care and love of one cat.

Oh my God. This is a private role based within the eastern suburbs area working for a busy family as a pet nanny carer. This position will require someone who is available to live in full time and stay home to look after the most beloved, gorgeous, and spoiled cat in Australia. What the hell? You'll be provided your own room and all facilities within a wonderful large house.

It would suit a single person only that does not have their own pet. So Major Murray would have to go to the farm. This is wild. The ideal candidate would be someone interested in something long term and looking for a stable role. So please, only serious candidates need apply. So this is a very, very wealthy family who basically don't want to look after their cat. They're on the go all the time, sick of putting it into a cattery.

And then so some people were like, oh, my God, this is my dream job, right? Like live in a fancy house. But you've got to – there's a family around. That would be annoying. I know. But then, like you say, they're probably away all the time, probably skiing in Colorado. Yeah, exactly. And then I'm sure they've got a pool, right?

Oh, it sounds like they'll have a Colorado. Yeah, exactly. And then I'm sure they've got a pool. Oh, it sounds like they'll have a pool. Yeah. And then, so a lot of people were like, hang on, full time, no mention of like weekends. So what if you want to go on holiday? Yeah, you've got to look after their cat. Yeah. And a lot of other people are saying like, if you don't have the capability of looking after a pet, you shouldn't have one. Yeah, well, that's true. Yeah. No picture of the cat. And what if the cat doesn't like you? You know, some cats just don't take. Yeah.

Just don't take. They don't want a bar of you. I know. But look, a singleton who loves cats. I mean, if you. And wants to live the high life. If you wanted free rent and money. I mean, it's a pretty good deal.

This would be so good if you were studying online. Yes. You know, and you could just study. You're kind of like working or studying towards something. But then also they're probably a little bit crazy. Oh, they seem crazy. They are 100% crazy. Like they probably look at the security cam

to see if you played with the cat enough. Or played with yourself, to be fair. They'll be watching. There's a camera in your room for sure. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Here's a matchmaker and a dating expert, shall we? Her name is Hayley.

Okay. So I shall speak on her behalf. Yeah. And I speak on behalf of all Hayleys around the world. Who is talking about those times when you're arguing with your partner

at a really inconvenient time or a high pressure time. Yeah. An event, a wedding, a funeral, a family gathering, Christmas day. Because, you know, those events, because of the effort and the planning that goes into them, they're really high pressure. Yeah. And they create a little, you know, pressure cooker of tension and expectations. And it's the perfect storm to have an argument with your partner.

Or holidays. Holidays. Hol holidays. Holidays. Holidays. When you're like, we have spent thousands to be in Rome. Be nice to me. Oh, wait.

Okay. This is something we did in Rome, did it? No, no. We didn't go to Rome together. Right. I was just predicting when we go to Rome

what's going to happen in Rome. Yeah. So Hayley says, if you do feel an argument brewing, it's really important to try and park it. Famously, we're all good at that,

aren't we, in the heat of the moment? No one's good at that. Park it. Wait to discuss it when you're both better able to articulate yourselves away

from the pressure of the day. If you're in a real long-term relationship, by now you'll probably recognise warning signals that an argument is about to par-par.

Are you okay? Yep. I'm fine. Are you okay? Yep. I'm fine. Are you sure? Yes, indeed. I'm fine. Absolutely fine. Absolutely just happy, just living my life,

doing the same thing we always do. Absolutely happy. She suggests using a silly safe word like watermelon to park the argument until later. And although it's hard, because you think that they're going to forget. Yeah. You're going to be brewing on it all day. You have to basically park it. Now

I'm trying to think if Aaron and I have ever had like, I remember at his brother's wedding. Was it the end of last year? Yeah, the end of last year. We didn't have an argument but I had a full meltdown and I sort of dragged in members of the family because I had bought this silk wrap dress.

Yeah. And I hadn't really tried it on. I think I tried it on for Carwin when it arrived at work and I was like, yeah, it's cute. And it was a little tight and I was like, it'll be fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. And then just like gave it no thought.

And then we got there. It like would not cover the girls. Like it was just too small. Right. Well, why are you having an argument with Aaron? Because it was time to go. Right. And I was there.

And I was like, Aaron, I can't go to your brother's wedding with my boobs out and everyone's face is so rude. It's like everyone's going to be staring at them. And he was like, it's fine. You look fine. You look great. Well, can't we just – couldn't you just put – oh, my God. Every man, can't you just put a singlet underneath? The girls are covering their eyes.

That thing? It's like a silk, you know, you know. It was that green one. Can't you just put a singlet underneath? Yeah. Oh, my Lord. Anyway, and then he called. And then his sister Teresa was, like, coming in,

and she was like, hey, are we ready to go? And I was like, no! She was like, I've got a spare dress. And she went downstairs and brought up a spare dress, and it was a nice dress, but it wasn't me. And I was like, no, I just want to wear this. It was expensive. And I was shoving pins through the silk, tearing it.

What if Aaron had said, watermelon, let's just park this for another time? Then I would have sat at his brother's wedding, quite frankly, with my breasts out. And every family photo. Yeah. Yep. Here they are. Here she is. Here she is, yeah.

Oh, Lord. Anyway, thankfully, his beautiful sister Teresa had tape and pins and, like, she's a mum. She had a first aid kit. Yeah. And she hoisted me into these things. And anyway, I was fine for the rest of the day, but I was, like, laying into Aaron about,

you're just going to have to go. You're just going to have to go without me. Well, that's all we want to know on the back of this, not being able to park an argument at a stressful time. When did you have a poorly timed argument? Maybe because, you know, like sometimes bride and groom, they do see each other on the day.

Maybe you had an argument on your wedding day. Surely not. Not today. Imagine. But they get stressful. They're stressful events. So stressful. Families combined and stuff. Christmas day. Yeah. Nana's last stuff. Christmas Day. Yeah. Nana's last Christmas. Maybe at an argument.

Yeah. 0800-DARLS-AT-M is the number. We want you to give us a call. Text through 9696. Whenever you had a poorly timed argument. Yes. You weren't able to just park it like the relationship expert says you should do. Yes.

You got into it and it was not the time nor the place nor the day. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. We are asking you where you might have had an argument at just the worst time. Like a poorly timed argument. Maybe you're at an event or a big family gathering because a relationship expert has sort of given some

tips, which we've poo-pooed a bit, which is basically park it. Nobody can park it because there's that simmering tension, that seething, those looks. And you just can't do that. I do love seeing a couple arguing on holiday or somewhere public, like a concert, because someone's had a bit too much booze. Yes. It's quite fun to watch.

Yes, indeed. We got one message in saying, I got a little annoyed at how little effort my husband put into his proposal while we were on holiday. Yeah. There were so many

beautiful chances, but he just did it in the hotel room before we left. So we had a fight about it. I mean, you're in like wherever you are. The vistas.

Do it on a beach or at a monument or a nice place. Yeah. Another person messaged in saying, I had a falling out with my parents at my 21st for sharing embarrassing photos in a slideshow. I ended up storming out for an hour. It made it so awkward for everyone else.

But that's what you do. Yeah, I didn't do a slideshow. My parents came very early and then I was like, goodbye. Bye. And then everyone else. Go now so we can have fun. Yeah, totally. My ex-husband and I had a fight on our wedding day because he wasn't taking the first

look seriously enough. Oh, those like... What's first look? The first look like when you don't see each other the first time down the aisle, you do like a photo thing. Oh, right. Okay, yep. Usually the bride's like tapping on the shoulder and the husband turns around. He must have like found a bit cringe. The photographer even managed to catch my shitty look on camera.

It was a sign of the divorce to come. Amy, when did you have a poorly timed argument? It was Christmas Day in 2016 and it was my first time hosting for about 18 family members. Oh, no. Okay, so you're high stress. Yeah. Okay. My first year in our home for Christmas, and I was pumped.

And so I listened to mum's good old instructions about defrosting the croissants. She was talking about pre-cooked ones, and I had got ones that expand. You're meant to lay them out on a sheet and overnight. Beautiful. Oh, yeah. So now I just defrosted them all together in a big pile and woke up to a big pillow of three dozen croissants creating one big dough. Well, see, to me, that sounds like a really yum mega croissant.

100%. My mum was furious. She was ringing around every bakery, which is obviously closed on Christmas Day, and had a panic attack and was drunk by 10am. Wow. Oh, 10am. Wow. Oh, my God. Wow. I've never lived it down, though.

But we made the best of a bad situation and we rolled the croissants out and created new ones that were not beautiful. But I'm trying to make, I'm trying to still, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Silver lining. Made the best of a bad situation. Good for you.

I wouldn't have behaved that well. No. I would have had a real strop about it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all the lighting. You made the best of a bad situation. Good for you. I wouldn't have behaved that well. No. I would have had a real strop about it, Amy. Yeah, love it. Amy, thanks for your call. Message is in. Here's one, and I knew we'd get a message like this. Giving birth to my second child.

My husband said I didn't need an epidural. You want to give birth to this baby then? Now, that's what I would say. I would scream, you do it. My siblings and I don't get on, and at my nannies' funeral, my youngest brother punched my oldest brother in the face. Park the argument. Till later.

I'm sure my mum won't mind me saying this. At one Christmas, my interesting auntie hit my mum in the face and called me and my brother heathens. She hit her in the face and called me and my brother heathens. She hit her in the face? She loves the Lord and we were a bit gothy at the time, me and my brother,

and I think she was a bit shocked. Has an interesting auntie come around? Yeah, I think she likes me better now and I've got less spikes

and chains. Less collars around your neck. Yeah. Yeah. Exciting news from our very own producer, Carween. You may have remembered she was involved in a crime. Now, did you steal the car or...? I did.

No, I didn't. This was kind of at the height of Ram Raids when Ram Raids first became a thing. Yeah, and they were targeting the humble leaf. No, no, no, no, no. The beautiful Toyota Aquar. Oh, Aquar, not the leaf, sorry. It's equally as ugly, equally as lame.

No, no, no. She is much cuter than a leaf. No, they look exactly the same. No, they don't. Leaves are like kind of more square. Okay, what's the Aquar? It's more bubbly. No, they look exactly the same. No, they don't. Leaves are like kind of more square. Okay, what's the aqua? It's more bubbly. Anyways, the aqua got stolen.

The aqua was stolen. She was used in an attempted ram raid. They didn't do it well. Embarrassing. Well, that's on your aqua, isn't it? No, I think it was the fact that they tried to get a car through to Bollards. That'll do it. That'll do it.

That'll do it. Yes. Well, yesterday I was sitting at home and a random number popped up and I answer it and the lady goes, Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Never answer a random number. Now that I'm in this role though,

a random number is usually like something's going wrong. Oh, it could be Jason Momoa. Yeah. Please answer the random numbers. Yeah, it's Jason Momoa. Yeah, it could be his personal number. So I answer and this lady says, hi, it's such and such from the police.

Now, the last time I had a call like this from the police was when the Aquile was stolen. So immediately I panic and I go, oh my God, is my car being stolen again? Oh my God. Was this a year ago? Yeah, over a year ago. Yeah, right.

And she goes, hey, just wanted to let you know, break the news. We're closing the case for your car. Oh, my God. They found them. Yeah, no, they didn't find anyone. What? No.

Oh, my God, that's so unsatisfying. I know. So she was really apologetic. She was really like, I hope you've been able to sort out a new car. I hope you had insurance. I'm so sorry. I'm like, girl, I've not been taking the bus. Yeah.

But we do encourage people to use the public transport we have available to us. Yeah. So they've had a massive backlog because of all of these ram raids on the forensic type of stuff. Oh, my God. So they've only just been able to get to my car. But the forensic stuff,

because in order to find a fingerprint right, the fingerprints have to be in the system, and they're usually done by kids who probably aren't in the system yet. Yeah, so I think that's what it was. And also, if the child is a certain age, they can't do anything anyways. I couldn't take them to court. I would rinse a 10-year-old for what they were worth. Everything.

All $10 of their pocket money. Yeah, that's mine now. No, that teddy bear is mine. Yeah, that's mine. Give me your sneakers. Those are mine now.. Yeah, that's mine now. No, that teddy bear is mine. Yeah, that's mine. Give me your sneakers. Those are mine now. The headphones, those are mine. But yeah, so no one's been caught.

And so they rang you to say, we've shut your case. Yeah, I guess they must have to do that in case I keep following up, which I've never done because quite honestly, I thought that this was shut months ago. Well, you got insurance.

You've moved on, haven't you? So you know what that means now? You're a cold case. You're a cold case. Oh my god. Cue the podcast. You could be on one of those. You could be a podcast or a TV show now. And she's blonde and white. This is perfect. People will love it. Pretty, young, blonde and white. Oh my god. It's cold case fodder.

It is cold case fodder. Oh, we're so sorry that you've got a cold case on your hands. No, it's alright. Climb to fame. Well, you replaced your aqu your hands. No, it's all right. Yeah. Claim to fame. Well, you replaced your aqua with a aqua. Another aqua. Yeah, so. But it's blue this time.

It's hybrid though, eh? So it's, is it hybrid? Yeah. Yeah, she whistles past me in the morning when I'm going to the lift. Sheesh. Today, Kiwi slang. So a list came out yesterday of the most popular Aussie slang words. Yeah, and British slang words. And phrases, yeah.

Mate is number one. Mate sick? Mate. Is sick in there? It's not, but it's really weird. Like thongs is number one. Mate Sick? Mate. Is Sick in there? It's not, but it's really weird. Like Thongs is number two. But I would have thought it would have been more sayings. Conversational, yeah.

Like Sick, like yeah, but. Yeah. Arvo. So it goes, in Australia it goes Mate, Thongs, Sunnies, Brackey, Arvo, Servoo Smoko Bottle-o Outback Bogan Bogan You can't have that word

We've got bogans Yeah So they asked 1500 Aussie participants Aged 16 to 55 Well I've got a really great List here From Kaitsyaki Adventures

Yeah They've got in their blog Kiwi slang. This is for tourists so they can try to understand what the hell we're saying. Dairy, batch, jandals, sort of things like that. Then we've got beaut, bro, munted, stoked. Chook.

What are we going to have? Chook and buns. Ay. Tar. Yena. Dunny. Chocker. Bloody Chocka, mate. Chur. Wop Wop. Sweet as. This is so hard to pick one.

I saw one on here that, Big Night on the Terps. Love that. Couple of snags with a Barbie. No, that feels Australian. Piece of piss. You kind of don't realise how much slang we have. Yeah. Until you go overseas and you say stuff to people and they're like, what?

Do you know, I would say. Like sweet as. Sweet as. Would be the one that gets you in trouble in America. Because they're like, excuse me? Yeah. Sweet as? Oh, sweet as.

I think I say sweet as so often as well. Like it's so very much part of my language. Do you think that would be number one? No, I'm going, because on this list take the piss is one I really love. But also rattle your dags. Come on, rattle your dags.

I reckon that's an old bit of old slang. Rattle your dags. Mine would definitely be like chur or bro. Yeah bro. Yeah bro. Yeah, because we love a bro, don't we? Yeah, we love a bro.

Everyone's a bro. So I reckon I would go, I reckon I would go piece of piss. Yeah. I would go sweet as. Cheers? Would cheers be one? Nah, cheers is global. Nah, cheers is global.

And then I would say bro would be number one. Bro. Sweet as, bro, sweet as. Peace, purse. What's yours? Yeah, they got... Sweet as probably would be number one. Oh, yeah, sweet as.

Sweet as. No problem, sweet as. Beaut. Beauty. That's a beauty. I don't think you bro much. I don't... Nah, you don't bro...

Because some people don't like that. Yeah. It's like when I'm having an argument with Aaron and he calls me mate, I'm like, oof. Watch it. Watch it. Producers, what are your go-to Kiwi slangs? I love a Jaffa.

I'm from Auckland, so I love to call. Oh, you are a Jaffa. Like, I'm a Jaffa. Don't call people Jaffa. Yeah, but we are. But you're not a Jaffa. Yeah, nothing south of the Bombay Hills, you know. Oh, you are a Jeffer. I'm like, I'm a Jeffer. Don't call people Jeffers. Yeah, but we are. But you're not a Jeffer. Yeah, nothing south of the Bombay Hills, you know. Wow.

That is too we. Carween? I think my favourite is probably Sweet Airs. I say it all the time. Yeah. Yeah, it's a play sack. Okay, Jarrod, do you have one that's not South African? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I quite like I quite like Hard Out and Skux. Hard Out! Yes! Skux!

Hard Out is good Skux deluxe. Yeah. You gotta have the fingers on the chin for Skux. That was the Skux life. So I reckon we'd say

Sweet As is number one. Yeah. Easy. Cheer. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Wow. Oh this is a great chance

for me to use my real job to plug my not real job as a comedian. Yeah. Because my show sold out and obviously Tuesday got cancelled because we had a state of emergency in Auckland. I've added another show. So this is early on Saturday. Saturday at 5pm.

If you're in Auckland, you can book to see my show Ailments because it was previously sold out. Pluggity, plug, plug, plug. Go and see. And do you know what? People have been saying really lovely things. They have been saying really lovely things. On the Facebook page about your show.

Yeah. So that's great. More than just a mouthpiece, you know? Yeah. Really something to look at as well. Now, part of your show, for those that don't know, because we've got to see you preparing for this. Yes. You show x-rays and slides of your body yes my beautiful fiancee aaron bought built me a very large light

box like an x-ray screen viewing thing and i had to print out on x-ray paper all these x-rays that i'd like collected from my doctors and records and stuff uh and just i kind of refer to them in the show because they link to some of the ailments that I talk about. Do you like a doctor? Do you like jam them up onto the light box? No, they were already placed there. Oh, okay.

I had time for sort of paper admin. Okay. I'm there for the laughs. Okay, fair call, fair call. But the printer I have doesn't have the ability to one, print A3 and two, print on transparent paper. It has to be a particular type of printer. So I went to a warehouse stationery,

and I did a tester. And you'll remember I tried to show you, but you didn't want to see the shadow flap. You remember? There is a hip X-ray. A hip X-ray, and you can see a flap. The outline of the shadow flaps you can see

there are shadow flaps yeah there are shadow flaps and so they had to look at that and when I got that printed that you know how they bring it up on the screen at Warehouse Station

and spin it around and they're like and so this is the image here and I was like yes please just one of those and everyone in the line

is like looking probably you see the bones first and then you see the flaps and so you're sort of like okay so that was trip number one and I got you see the bones first and then you see the flaps and so you're sort of like, okay. So that was trip number one and that was the tester done and I was like, okay, this is going to work.

This is going to look great. And then just before the show, I was like, right, I need to print them all off. I had 17 images including hip x-rays, no flaps. I had ovarian scans, scans of my kidneys, scans of my uterus. That camera that went... The camera that went down the throat and the camera that went up the bum.

The inside of my colon. And I was like, that's great. And a real blown up polyp that they had found. It looks mank and I was like, this is perfect. People are paying to go to this show to see this. Yeah, I know. Wow. They just come in like, what?

Yeah. There it is. So I went to Warehouse Stationery, and I said to the woman, hey, I need to print all these. I need an A3 and I need an A4. And she was like, absolutely. Brought them up on the screen. And the first ones are like scans.

They look a bit like baby scans. Probably a lot of people would print those. Yeah. And she scrolls down, and suddenly there's a sort of a wrinkly cave. And I don't know why I panicked and I was like, that's my anus. And she was like, and she goes, are you a doctor? And I said. I don't know why I find that so funny.

I was like, no. So you're a doctor. Because a doctor would bring their patients. Scans at warehouse stationery. I know. And then I was like, no, I'm an artist. I was trying to make it out like some kind of art installation. Anyway, so she would sort of scroll all through them

and, you know, made them the right size and then printed them out. But something went wrong with the settings that we had done. And I left with these things. But when I got into the car, they were just too dark. Like, they were too black and inky. And I was like, I really want them to, like, pop. So I got in the car and I was like, right, I'm going to drive to the next nearest warehouse

station. Why didn't you just go back into that store? Because I've got anxiety and I can't tell people when they haven't given me a service that I'm pleased with. Okay, fair enough. So instead I had to drive 30 minutes to the next warehouse station, which is so far from my house. And so then I went to the next one. I told the woman, hey, look, I got these printed at another warehouse station,

but they're a little dark. So she was like, oh, I can help you with the settings. Same thing, like 17 photos of my internal, like intimate internal images come up. Scroll, scroll, scroll. Oh, and again I went, that's my anus. She was like, oh, okay. She didn't ask questions as to whether I was a doctor or not.

She was just like, all right. Maybe she just assumed you were one. Yeah, and then I had to sit there with the screen going, yep, make that one so black and white, yep, and brighten it a little bit, yep, fit to size, yep. While there was a huge queue because I was doing this at lunchtime. You know how that shop just gets so busy. There's always a queue.

There's always a queue. For the printing behind with the screen of the most in-depth photos of my internal organs you can ever imagine. And then just me keeping popping up saying, that's my anus. Yeah. That's my anus. So I just want to apologise to Warehouse Stationery St. Luke's,

Warehouse Stationery Albany and Warehouse Stationery Westgate. Wait, you had to go to a third one? Yeah, because I went to the first one to test and that was right. But then I had to go and get the big printing done a little closer to home. So I did Albany and Westgate. So you spread it over three stores. Three stores, printing. And then at one point, I have to finish this.

At one point, I had sat there. She was like, I don't know if we're going to be able to finish these. I said, why? She said, because it jammed the printer. And the picture of my hips with the shadow flaps had jammed the printer. The picture of my hips with the shadow flams had jammed the printer to the point where a guy had to come out from the back with a screwdriver

and yank out these like crinkled Big! Are they big? massive pictures of shadow flams. So, I apologise. Wow. Warehouse stationery. If you really want to see These photos

There are still tickets left Yeah to the Saturday 5pm show You can still book Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley Well it's time now For the impossible

Phone-in topic And I'm really interested In this Um Topic today Because We've mentioned it a lot that Jason Mamaw, Hollywood star who is in New Zealand and you are interviewing him over the weekend.

He is your hall pass. He's your pass card. Yeah, he's the one that I would go on. I would go on. He's the one that I would want to have a lovely evening with if given the opportunity. Now a hall pass is usually given by your significant other

as the one that you're like, hey, if this was ever to happen, I'm going to do it and it means nothing and then we can carry on with our relationship. But very seldom do they actually occur. And that is the impossible phone-in topic today, is do you know of someone, it could be you,

it could be your partner or a friend, do you know of someone that's actually used or got with their hall pass, their pass card? Yeah, and because that doesn't always have to be a famous person. It could always be like your husband's best friend. It's got to be someone out of reach. Like otherwise it's possible. That's just like saying

can I sleep with my gym instructor? Oh my god, hot though. Hot. Hot though. And you know, your partner's like oh my god yeah my pass card's Jason Momoa and they're like yeah mine's my gym instructor. Oh yeah, no, no, no. It's like there's no, it's got to be level. It's got to be someone unobtainable.

I think if you do have an obtainable pass card, your partner's pass card has to also be obtainable. You've got to have the same. But then maybe if you're okay with your partner having an obtainable pass card, then that's okay. Go for it. I wouldn't mind. But then you can't be mad if they cash it in.

Yeah. But so this is what we want to know. Has anybody, does anybody even know of this happening? I think this could be the impossible phone-in topic. Same. Because I think they're always unobtainable. They're Hollywood celebs. Yeah.

They, you know, they're never in New Zealand, but then all of a sudden there's a movie filming in town. All of a sudden you're interviewing them tomorrow. And Scarlett Johansson's at your cafe. Yeah. And she's your pass card. We've all seen Notting Hill. You Scarlett Johansson's at your cafe. Yeah. And she's your pass card. We've all seen Notting Hill. You know, it's the plot line of Notting Hill.

It really is, yeah. He didn't even know. She was just looking for a book. Yeah. You know? And then he got with her and he was like, wow. Yeah. Normal people do get with famous people.

Or maybe your pass card was not someone famous. Have you got with your passcard? Yeah, famous or not? Have you cashed it in? Or do you know of someone who has? Yes. That's our impossible phoner. 0800 DALS at MSNumber.

Give us a call now. You can text her as well to be super anonymous. 9696. We'll come back next and find out if it is indeed impossible. Play ZM's Fletch for the Daily. Play ZM. What? I'm hot. I'm hot. There's messages coming in.

It is not the impossible phone-in topic because we're asking you this morning if you know of someone or you have used a pass card or a hall pass, as it's called in America, to sleep with someone outside of your relationship? Are we allowed to say this? I don't know. Like, how? I mean, if they're overseas celebrities, maybe, maybe.

But if it's a local celebrity and you know they've got a wife, but then it could have been before that. Holy moly. Is it really juicy? Because I don't have the text machine. I've got the text machine. Okay, okay. Let's start with Anonymous.

Good morning, Anonymous. Good morning. Now, this isn't you with a passcard. This is your friend that used her passcard. That is correct, yes. Now, tell us about this friend. They're in a relationship? Yep.

So she was in a relationship at the time. We both worked in hotels, and I was in a relationship at the time. We both worked in hotels and I was actually her manager at the time. And we had some celebrities staying for a concert that you guys actually endorsed. Hey, don't drag us into this, Anonymous.

Don't drag Friday Jams Live into this. So, it was Jason Derulo. He was always through Woolpast and then Don't drag Friday Jams Live into this. So it was Jason Derulo. He was always through a hall pass. And then when he came to the country, it's funny to know that it's happening. He invited his ex-girlfriend, Tamara.

Oh, my God. Yeah, she told her boyfriend about it afterwards. And everything was fine because they both had hall passes. Wait, but who was his hall pass? He's never getting his hall pass. Yeah, it's probably like Cate Blanchett or something. No. Do you know who his was?

His was, I'm pretty sure it was Kyra Delevingne. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. No chance. No. Jason Derulo. Wait, so she didn't say to the boyfriend, look, Jason's asked me out. No, you've got to play the card first.

She did it retrospectively. Yeah, she tried to see if it would happen. It happened and then she called him the next day. And was he angry? How did he take it? He was just kind of like, well, it's Jason Derulo, so that doesn't matter. Oh, my God.

That is absolutely wild. Just a reminder of Jason Derulo and his body. Oh, my God. Up and down. Did she give him a review? What did she give him out of five? Oh my god That is absolutely wild Just a reminder Of Jason Derulo And his body Oh my god Up and down Did she give him a review What did she give him Out of five She said he was quite

Like attentive I remember She said he was attentive And that's all I got Attentive lover Yeah I'd imagine Hayley's agreeing He would be an attentive lover

Good boy Good boy Good boy That is wild I didn't even think We'd get a single call for this. This is wild. Remember this photo of Jason Derulo.

Oh my god. He's hot. He's really hot. Yeah, wow. Holy moly. I love that story. Anonymous. Thank you so much. Let's go to another anonymous caller. Anonymous, this is a friend of yours that used their passcard.

Yes. Okay, and same thing. They had a boyfriend at the time? Yeah, they had a boyfriend, but it was a friend of a friend. Okay. It was at Bajoran. Okay. So he was performing in the crowd,

and she was on her boyfriend's shoulders at the time and because obviously MGK it was. Machine Gun Kelly. Machine Gun Kelly. Okay, wait, so she's on her boyfriend's shoulders and she's like, he's my pass card. Yeah, yeah. And was he like, whatever?

No, he always knew and this was the main reason that they went to the concert at the time. What, did you try to hook up with him? So pretty much, he was on his boyfriend's shoulders. And when he was performing, she flashed at him. Right, okay. Love it, love it. And he pointed her out.

And then after he finished performing, he got the security to grab her. God, she must have a great set. She got a great set? Yeah, she must have. Yeah, she must have. Also, how easy are guys, eh? How easy are guys? Like, literally.

Oh, I know. Yeah, so. And it happened. And, yeah, he pulled her back to the VRT and she told him that he was her pass card and they went back to his hotel room that night. Wow. Allegedly.

Allegedly. Yeah, yeah. Allegedly. I don't know exactly what happened. No, we're just saying that for legal reasons. Allegedly. No, remember that meeting? Legal said that when you say allegedly,

it doesn't mean anything. Oh, sweet. We won't say it. She had sex with MGK. Yes. Apparently. Wow. And the boyfriend was okay with that?

He was absolutely stoked. Wild story. Anonymous. Thank you. Let's go to some text messages. I'm having to turn the page. We're getting so many in. Okay.

I think there's a lesson in this. If your partner says to you, this is my passcard, you've got to be prepared for the fact that this could happen. Okay, this is getting serious. Someone said, unfortunately, I have a boring life. I don't even have a house card. Aw.

Go have sex with your husband. Okay, hi team. A friend's wife got with Michael Bublé in New Zealand many years ago. Many, okay, so many years ago. Unreal. Right. That was a pass card. That was a pass card.

Every time we've talked to him, he's been very charming. Oh, my God. My cousin's friend. Oh, I had a kid. My whole past. We had a vacation in my whole past. We don't have a close relationship Just having to pre-read

Sorry Someone said I love The sex.life podcast And I thought it was Just a separate message Oh okay right right Reminds me of a flat That I lived in

We had works Hops Etc I was Oh I'm a polyamorous No that's not a past No that's not a past That doesn't count

Anyway Sorry I'm having to Change the page again We're getting too many Any overseas Big celebrities popping out? Robbie Williams. Okay. Oh, my God, so many.

A friend of mine hooked up with a Sydney Roosters player that ticked off that box. It was a hall pass when they were here. Oh, maybe I shouldn't say that. Maybe when they were here recently playing for the Warriors. Oh, my God, wasn't that last week? Yep. My friend slept with Sam Worthington when he

was in New Zealand for the first avatar. Met him at our work. The Lane's Bowling Lounge. That's where I go to drink. They have cheap bottles of wine. What was he doing there? I don't know. He must love bowling. Same kind of thing. Oh my God, another person who's sent with Jason Derulo.

In Ireland. He was her whole past. Was he an attentive lover? Doesn't say. Okay. Someone else. Oh, my girlfriend used her pass card. My girlfriend used her pass card with Orlando Bloom.

Oh. In a Wellington pub. Way before he married Katy Perry. Handy. Would you feel a bit? My cousin's hall pass was any boy from Georgie Shore and she got with Scotty T in Australia. Play.

ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. We've just realised that with Born Away because his tooth is still playing up he's on antibiotics, a lot of painkillers for his fractured teeth all because he fell down the stairs of the bus at the wedding at the weekend we've just realised that we don't have a

fact of the day day, day, day, day, day! Today is that female... To be honest, I'm still reeling at the amount of messages that we've had about people using their passcards to sleep with celebrities. It's absolutely wild. Not that we're just padding for time.

Someone's messaged in and we aren't allowed to share it for legal reasons. And I wish we could. It's wild. It's pretty wild. Okay, here's a fact. Here's a fact. Snails can sleep up to three years at a time without the need to eat.

Where the hell did you find this fact? I just Googled facts. Is that real? Is that real? My fact was going to be that female dragonflies can't fly. They're just dragons. No, that isn't what it means. Female, we really

apologise. This is bad from us. It's not good, is it? Because... Poor form from us. Ah. No. Oh, this is terrible. Hang on, hang on. What do they eat? Do they eat the female?

No, they don't. They pretend that they can't fly to avoid the male. Right. Oh, okay, right. Yeah. Okay, here we go. The fact of today. Why don't, do you not like my snails sleep for three years?

It's a great fact. Now, the fact of the day today is about the world's highest stadium in the world. Okay. Is it in South Africa? It's in Peru. Oh, okay. Have you been to Peru? I haven't. But it

is wild in South America. I've been places where, like I've been in a city that was like 2,800 metres above sea level. And that's like as high as Mount Ropehu. Oh, wow. How tall is Mount Cook? Very. Yeah.

Don't ask me. When I Google a fact at the last minute, do not pick it apart and ask for more facts. Right. It's 3,700 metres. Okay. You're not going to get a city that high. So this is, the stadium is called Estadio Daniel Alcides Carion.

Okay. Your Spanish needs a little bit of work. Muchos work. Muchos work. It's a multi-use stadium located in Quero de Pasco in Peru. Used by football teams mostly. Holds up to 8,000 people. It's the highest stadium in the world with an altitude of 4,380 metres. In Peru. Used by football teams mostly. Holds up to 8,000 people.

It's the highest stadium in the world with an altitude of 4,380 metres. What? Above sea level. So that's higher than Mount Cook? Yeah. What? That's nuts. It makes it very difficult for players who are not used to playing at this height. Because of the altitude adjustment.

Also, if you kick a ball, does it go further? It does, eh? Yeah, probably. It's like when they play rugby. High-altitude football controversy. Yeah. There's a whole thing when they're saying they've got an unfair advantage because the home teams are more acclimatised to playing at the stadium.

Yeah. Wow. But they still use it. I don't know. Yeah, the ball probably would go a bit further. Okay, that was better than snails. That was a better fact than snails. Yeah, and I found that all by myself with no help from the producers.

So, today's fact of the day is that the world's highest stadium, Estadio de Alhambra, is 4,380 metres above sea level. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Over the weekend, the leather jacket's coming on. I just realised I have my leather jacket here, so I'm going to just pop that on. Well, over the weekend, you are interviewing a Hollywood heartthrob, the star of the new movie Fast X.

He's in New Zealand at the moment filming... Vin Diesel. It's not... I'm literally choking with nerves. I could handle an interview with Vin Diesel. I could handle an interview with Jason Statham. I could handle an interview with Vin Diesel. I could handle an interview with Jason Statham. I could handle an interview with Michelle Rodriguez. Yeah.

I don't know how I'm going to go interviewing Jason Momoa tomorrow. I mean, we all saw you break down yesterday at the news. I've got a dry mouth. Are you going to have a bottle of water with you, just in case? Are you going to take your water bottle? Well, I thought about, we had some intel that Jason Momoa is a Guinness drinker, and I love a Guinness. You love a Guinness, yeah.

So I thought I could take in a couple of cans of Guinness. I don't know if they'll let you do that. It's kind of product placement. But I'm a rule breaker, and that's also what he'll like about me. Right. You know what I mean? We thought we would mock up the interview set. Yes.

We've got the Fast X logo there behind its hand drawn. Yes. We don't have a poster. Well, it's very well done, actually. Very well done. And in place of Jason Momoa is producer Jared. Aloha. That was good.

That was good. And just a reminder, producer Jared, in your own person as Jared, how tall are you again? Half the size. Five, seven, yeah. Because I didn't know, but he's nearly two metres tall. He's 1.93 metres tall. Wow.

Wow, I didn't even have to Google that. I know it. Yeah. So we're not going to worry about producer Jared answering the questions. We just want to hear the questions. It's just so you have someone to look at. Yeah, totally. But feel free to like Prov because Jared's an actor as well.

So, you know, he knows. I mean, he didn't go to drama school, but you just follow my lead. I think you did the Kristen play, didn't you? Yep. Yeah. What was the play your year? The main one was Jesus Christ Superstar. Oh, who did you play?

I was Peter, the denier. Oh, that's a good role. Is it? That's a good role. Okay, well, you're an acting royalty here. I think I need to practice the walk-in as well. I think you walk in. So Jason's there.

He'll be sitting there with all the movie people and they'll be like, okay, Hayley, it's... And I'll play the role of the people running the interview. What's that look for, Jared? I'm just hoisting the girls up. You just adjusted. Okay, wow.

I will play the role of the people running. I'm strict on time. You'll have five minutes. Okay, Hayley, if you'll come in now, Jason's ready for you. I don't want to. I will play the role of the people running. I'm strict on time. You'll have five minutes. Okay. Okay, Hayley, if you'll come in now, Jason's ready for you. I don't want to. I'm scared. The clock is ticking. Show to Jason.

Aloha. Aloha. My name's Hayley Sproul. I'm from ZDM. How are you? Yeah, good. Nice to meet you. So nice to meet you, too.

You look great, by the way. Oh, you look great. You look so great. What is it about me that you think looks great? Oh, wow. It's just got to be the face, you know? It's a moneymaker.

Okay, we're short on time. Can I call you Jace? Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, my God. He's got an accent and everything. Okay, Jace, let's talk about the movie.

Fast X is out. Speaking of Xs, Lisa, is she out of the scene completely? Uh, yeah. Yeah, okay. I mean, I'm sorry for your divorce, but I know you still remain close, But speaking of exes, Lisa, is she out of the scene completely? Yeah. Yeah, okay. I mean, I'm sorry for your divorce, but I know you still remain close.

But that's good to know. And in terms of the scene, has anyone popped back in to that scene? Not at the moment, no. Wow. Oh, my God, that's crazy. Sorry, I'm just going to take this stupid ring off. Okay, so in your movie, I hear that you wanted to match your nail polish to the colour that was your car.

Speaking of nail polish, feel free to grab my hand. Do you like mine? Oh, wow. And no ring. Amazing. No ring. Subtle. See that one there?

It's very sparkly. Wow. Yeah, thank you. It's like glittery. This sort of looks like the shoes from Wizard of Oz. Now, you've got quite a famous scar on your face, on your eyebrow. Yeah. And I've got quite a famous scar.

I'm quite a big deal in New Zealand. I don't want to freak you out. I've got quite a famous scar on my cheek, as you can see. I just wanted to know who had the most brutal story. So you start. Well, I got hit in the face with a pint glass, 140 stitches. Oh, God, he's doing so well. He's doing really well, yeah.

How many stitches? 140. Wow, okay. Okay, when I was a toddler, my brother was playing golf and I stood behind him and he accidentally sort of hit me a little bit in the face of the golf club. Oh, yeah. But I was smaller.

Yeah. Can I just ask, could you keep the questions about the movie and his time in New Zealand, please? Yeah, absolutely. Oh no. You just brushed over a lot of questions there. I just have some images I want to show you. This is my

partner, Aaron. Oh wow, he's a stallion. He's known as New Zealand's Jason Momoa. In fact, when he was in China, people got lots of photos with him, and they kept yelling at him, Aquaman, Aquaman. I can see that. He's 6'6", so slightly taller than you.

Do you reckon he could take him out? Yep. It'd be a hard fight, but yeah. Okay. That's good. I've also decided to show him a photo of Aaron in chaps holding a weed whacker. Right, okay. I don't know if you showing him a photo of your partner is a good idea.

Now, I know I recently learnt, I don't know if you can tell, but I'm 1% Hawaiian. Oh, aloha. Aloha. I just wondered if maybe we should do like an ancestry thing first or like, you know, like just to make sure. We're not related. We're not related.

Or if we are related, like probably wouldn't be that bad. How am I going for time? I just wanted to show you. You've hit your. No, sorry. I just have a couple more. You've got one minute. You've got one minute.

I just wanted to show you. I've got a video. Sorry. I'm just scrolling through. That's've got a video sorry, I'm just scrolling through. That's me doing pull-ups, but you don't need to look at that. Impressive. Yeah, I know. I mean, I'm just I'm quite light, so it's easier. This is me, because you're

a gym bra, this is me hip thrusting 100 kgs. Oh, wow. So I'm just doing eight reps. That's two. You can see on my back's not throwing. Three, four, look. One, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four, five on the reps. That's two. You can see on my back's not throwing. Three. Four. Look, one, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four, five on the plates. Four, five.

So that's my hip. Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down. So I've hit eight reps there. You can't show it in the video of you doing hip thrusts. But it's 100 kgs. It's my PB. Would you like to see the results of the hip thrusts. But it's 100 kgs, it's my PB. Would you like to see the results of the hip thrusts? Okay.

Okay, one last thing. Last question, please. Look, I know that you, in the movie, I'll go back to the movie and I do apologise. Yeah, fast ex. Person. In the movie, you do a lot of impressive stunts. Yeah, yeah.

Have you ever seen anything as impressive as my marching team at the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo doing a backwards crossover? So here we are. We've just formed here. That's me at the front. See, we're going backwards. We can't see each other, Jason.

We're miles apart. And here we go. Look at that interlocking. Backwards we can't see a thing. Oh, wow. And this is a sport? Yes. Good.

It is. And that's all the time we've got. Thank you. Can I just get a quick photo? No photos. No photos. Okay, thank you so much Jason. A pleasure to meet you.

I'm sorry, I've just dropped my room card on the floor. Oh my god, it's so weird. Do you want to pick that up? Oh, they give you two, so it doesn't matter. A pleasure to meet you, Jase. Lovely to meet you. Thank you. Okay, there wasn't a lot of talk about the movie there.

Okay. Thank you, JP. That was really good acting, actually, on your behalf. It was actually surprising. As a producer, as a, sorry, as Jason, producer Jared, did you feel awkward at all? Jason didn't feel awkward. Jared felt awkward.

I feel the hip thrust really, uh, changed the tone of the room. Well, join us Monday because, uh, we'll bring you the whole hot mess as it unplays over the weekend. Play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley.

Play ZM. Fletchford Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole.

Silly little pole. Today's silly little poll. Silly little poll. Today's silly little poll. If you get takeaways, do you eat your chips first or last? I'm always last. I voted last. Yeah. I think I go last as well. Aaron definitely does first.

Because say I'm getting like a burger combo. I want to eat the burgers first because they're hot. Because that's the primary and that's the number one. Yeah, it's number one. I don't want to, like I could do cold chips. I don't like doing warm or cold chips, but I'd rather that than a warm or cold burger. Yeah, same.

The burger is the thing that you need to give the time and dedication to. It's number one. And so how did the votes tally up for today's silly little poll? Well, you were in the minority on this one. 71% of people eat their chips first and 29% eat them last. Okay, if it's fish and chips, I might do a couple of chips, but then I'm going straight for the fish. Because I mix.

I chip the whole time. Yeah. Chip, chip, chip, munch, munch, munch. Chip, chip, munch, munch. Chip, chip, munch, munch. I'm kind of like mixing the whole time. Yeah. Chip, chip, chip. Munch, munch, munch. Chip, chip, munch, munch. Chip, chip, munch, munch. I'm kind of like mixing the whole time. Whereas if it's Mononnie's, I'll do quarter pounder. I'll do quarter pounder, nuggies, fries.

Oh, I'll go nuggies, filet-o-fish. You're a monster. And fries throughout. I want to hear a word about it. Some feedback. I can't believe I'm in the minority. I know. That's like a lot of people going chips first. And fries throughout. I want to hear a word about it. Some feedback. I can't believe I'm in the minority. I know. That's like a lot of people going chips first.

Warwick agrees throughout. We just eat them throughout. Scatter them through the meal. We didn't even make that an option. Kelly says, eat half first before they get cold. Then the dogs get the other half. And I feel like I've exercised some kind of personal restraint around portion sizes. All right.

Not for your dogs. Hamish, I don't get chips because they're overrated. What? Sometimes I go in just for the key. The key thing. Okay. I'll just get burger as well. Tracy, neither.

It has to be together. Bite, bite, chip. Bite, bite, chip. Bite, bite, chip. Okay, yeah. You're a boy. Make it big and nice. Jackie says, eat the chips first because they get cold. That makes sense.

Emma says, half of the chips first, then the main event, then the last half of the chips. A little book ending, a little sandwich. Fair call. Maybe we should have had a vote option for throughout. Yeah, we should have. Upon reflection. Josh said, I'd never thought about it before,

but I eat them first if I put my food on a plate and last if I'm eating them from a fish and chip paper. Not sure why. Okay. I like that. And Lisa says, chips take up too much real estate, so they go in last if they fit. Eat the high priced

other stuff first. Yeah, totally. If we're talking fish and chips, then the chips. Yep. One shall not fill up on the potatoes. Yeah, because that's the other thing. You fill up on the taties. Yeah. And you want, if you're not that hungry, you want the main things

first, like the burger, the nuggies, the fish, whatever. Yeah, totally. I get it. It takes up real estate and it's not worth it. Interesting. Like I've ever left chips. Yes, same. Ain't nothing left behind.

Have a great weekend. We'll catch you tomorrow morning for the Fletch Vaughan and Hayley Bottomless Brunch from 6 a.m. We'll be back on Monday with Hayley's interview with heartthrob Hollywood celebrity star of Fast X and temporary New Zealand resident at the moment, Jasmine Momoa. Wish me luck.

On Monday. And yeah, you'll have your comedy shows over the weekend still. Some tickets left to Saturday's show. Yeah, and you can always try a walk-in if you're in the city. You know, some people don't turn up. You can always walk in, squeeze a seat. Oh, another one in the city. You know, some people don't turn up. You can always walk in and squeeze a seat. Oh, another one in the bag. And it's a Versace bag as well.

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