ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 13th June 2024

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fleach, Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fleach, Vaughan and Hayley. Two minutes past six. I'm absolutely delighted to be here.

And I mean that with full sincerity. You're not tired? I'm actually not. No, I had a late night. I'm on seven days tonight. Tune in, 7.30 on three. That filmed last night? Filmed last night. No, I feel full of beans, actually. Oh, good. And a late night. I'm on seven days tonight. Tune in, 7.30 on three. That filmed last night? Filmed last night.

No, I feel full of beans, actually. Oh, good. And a lovely sleep. We're going to talk about my sleep later on the show, though. Yes. Interrupted. Rudely, some may say. Yeah, and I haven't spoken to Aaron this morning as to how much he was aware of.

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The top six on the way. Yeah, top six signs your banana may be paramilitary. Explain. Well, there is an investigation ongoing that one of the world's largest banana suppliers has been funding military. Chiquita Bananas has been funding the military.

Sort of a paramilitary situation. Like why? To protect their bananas or something? Banana protection racket or something? Well, I guess that's part of it, right? You want your bananas protected and then if they're doing that, and they're using some of the money you're paying them to do other stuff. Right. So when we're buying our nannies, oh, God, that's a whole thing.

We'll get into that. It's because the United Self-Defense Forces of Colombia was designated as a terrorist organization by the U.S. Oh, dearie me. Right. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. me. Right. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Right, so we could have some paramilitary bananas.

We could. In our supermarkets. In fact, what's my banana today? Oh, yeah, you always have a banana every day, don't you? Probably half black. It's a Bonita banana. Oh, okay. That's lovely.

So that's not in the military, that banana. Do we need to get you A little case for your bananas? I had one once I like them a lot I know It's just because They get so bruised They get banged around

And then once a month It explodes in your backpack Yeah And you have to wash your backpack Wipe out your backpack Maybe we need to get A banana case No I've had a banana case

But sometimes they don't fit Nah they don't fit And sometimes they're too curvy Or they're too straight And then you've got to like Wrangle the banana in there Yeah I love a nice straight one Yeah same I don't like. Nah, they don't fit and sometimes they're too curvy or they're too straight and then you've got to like wrangle the banana in there. I love a nice straight one. I don't like too much of a curve.

Oh no, I like a curved banana. Depends which way it's curving, you know. Okay. I think if it's curving down, you just turn the banana around. Wait, we're talking about bananas now or? Who was talking about bananas? Oh, silly me. Next on the show.

Just to confirm, it is not a penis giant held liable for funding paramilitaries. We were literally talking about bananas at that stage of the conversation. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. There is a I guess it was

a department. It's called Companies House. It's like where you register businesses in the UK. Right. And they've released a list of 761, all of which I will say now, names that were given the, well, we're basically told you can't have that name as your business name

because it's too offensive. Like it's silly or it can take swear words. Names such as Crappy Nappy. Would that be a nappy company? I'd assume so. I think that's funny. Get a sense of humor. Yeah.

The Bellend Motor Company. The Go F Yourself Club. Okay. There's. Do we have this in New Zealand? Surely. Like, when you register a business, there's like some kind of committee that's like, yes, no?

I do believe so. Because you couldn't just, you know... Yeah. Drop swear words in. They're also denied. Bastards Bistro. The Kush Puppy. Right.

Meaning, like, drugs? Yeah. Kush? Kush is a slang term. I don't know. We're not cool enough. Yeah, I don't know. Effing.

And when I say effing, it's the whole word. The whole word. Okay. Effing Great Portraits Limited. That was given a no. Someone got told no to start the company Grumpy Old Git Gardening Limited. I feel like some of these would get. I like that.

Even a company called Lord of the Bins. Oh, I like that. And they got a lot of signage and then they were like, oh, you can't use that? Yeah. Copyright. Copyright. Too close to copyright. Yeah.

Huh. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio limited. That's too long. That's way too long. That's not going to fit on a sign. Or a business card. There was a company that had nothing to do with this,

but it was called the Immigration and Visa Services UK Limited. Okay. Someone just registered it as a business, and they're like that you're going to be a scammer. Yeah. The Mind Un-effer. The Slutty Pizza Company. Doggy Style Limited. Now you

mentioned that maybe. I've seen Doggy Style Limited on a van for dog groomers. Somewhere in New Zealand. Okay, just this is coming up with a Facebook. Yeah, this is a competitively pricing committee located in Gulf Harbour. Private grooming studio. Yeah, I saw it on a van. They must have been travelling. That's in Auckland. I don't want anyone to think I go to Gulf Harbour. Private grooming studio. Yeah, I saw it on a van. They must have been travelling.

That's in Auckland. I don't want anyone to think I go to Gulf Harbour. The men's grooming clinic was also denied. Okay. I guess because it's too close to grooming as in... Grooming like sexual grooming. Sexual grooming. That's weird though because you groom a...

Yeah. Like dog grooming. Drug related names. Shroom room Which I like Colin bakes dope responsibly And medical cannabis clinic UK Which I don't know if that's an actual UK

Banned as well So they I mean that feels like they And there's other Other advertising agencies have come out And been like well You know The British have a great sense of humour

Some of these probably don't need to be banned, like shroom room or crappy nappy. Like ones with swear words that make sense. Sounds a bit much, doesn't it? Yeah. I love a little pun. I love a punny business name. We actually did that as a phone not too long ago,

punny business names. So I found a list on the company's register, New Zealand company's office. There's names protected by legislation. So you can't have any of these in your business name. It'll be like racist. Well, no, it's all stuff like ACC, ANZAC,

Aotea Centre, Bank, Banker, Boy Scout, Brownie. Oh, wow. Stuff like, there's just a massive list. Eagle Owl. You can't have a business called Eagle Owl. Because it's protected for some reason. Eagle Owl. You can't have a business called Eagle Owl. Eagle Owl. Because it's protected for some reason.

Eagle Owl. So you couldn't have a business with Governor General in it or the Greyhound Racing Association. Oh, so there's sort of like established names, I suppose. Yeah, yeah. Almost like copyright. And then, of course, you've got names that are like copyrighted or trademarked. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yeah, I can't see anything about rules about, you know, swear words in business. Naughtiness. Naughtiness. Well, maybe we've just got a better sense of humour. I mean, surely at some point, if you had a company called the effing great framing company and you were picture framers and on your sign it said F-U-C-K.

Yeah. Surely. Or like Al-Qaeda hair studio. Like, I don't know if you could call your hair studio that Yeah ISIS ice bags You know or something like that Yeah I mean that's

Other conditions Oh so you're not allowed to have a name that's offensive, obscene, contrary to public policy So there you go Likely to cause offence I'm sure there would be a New Zealand list somewhere It's like number plates so you've got to sneak one past don't you Yes Like I was trying to figure out.

Oh, my God. The fact that we didn't get that. Ate her rot. Ate her rot. Ate her rot. Yeah, that took us a while, didn't it? Yeah, well, we're slow. Next on the show, we said goodbye to one of our friends yesterday,

left the country, Toddy. We did. And not the only one, a record number of Kiwis leaving New Zealand. The stats next. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. A record number of New Zealanders or people have left New Zealand in the last year. Well, go on then. Our friend Toddy just left last night, didn't he?

See if we care. See if we care. Off you go. Just go then. Enjoy paying that. How much percent is it on your student loan when you leave New Zealand? Enjoy that. Hey, what is it?

What's the latest on that? 7% still? I don't know. I don't know. It was astronomical. Yeah. Well, a net 56,000 New Zealand citizens left in the year to April, and that's an annual record for the country,

which beat 44,000 in a year in 2012. Which was that the last time like it was like everything was real expensive and... I can't remember. I mean, everything's always been expensive. Everything's always been expensive. Yeah. There's never been a time where everyone's like, man, stuff's cheap. This is the place to be.

Migrant arrivals have risen 25% over the last year, although the number of departures from New Zealand is up by a third. There were 130,000 migrant departures in April. So is that people that moved here and then just go to Australia? Because everyone just comes here and then goes to Aussie, right?

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, okay. No, I mean that's everybody. Everyone's leaving. That's everybody leaving. But it says migrant departures. Yeah. Okay. No, I think that's everybody. Everyone's leaving. That's everybody leaving. But it says migrant departures. Yeah, they're migrating. Overseas.

Right. Yeah. From what I can see. And that would include New Zealand citizens. Yeah. New Zealand citizens and other people who had moved here and then moved on. Yeah. The overall net gain was 98,500.

So we're still up. Yeah, right. Yeah. Oh, welcome, everyone. Yeah. The overall net gain was 98 and a half thousand. So we're still up. Yeah, right. Yeah. Welcome everyone. Hey, good morning to our new listeners. Makes the lines shorter doesn't it? If everybody's leaving, we're still up. We're still up. Not enough people are leaving. Different accents. Gonna have to open up another couple of checkouts. It's a record

amount of people leaving, but still. A record amount of people arriving. So if we're losing heaps, but still... A record amount of people arriving. So if we're losing heaps, but still gaining more, what country's losing? Yes! Someone's got to be missing out. Or we're just birthing. We are birthing a lot more.

I think they're just birthing a lot more. I'm doing my bit. Maybe in New Zealand, yes, but you're doing your bit. And it's my honour yes, but you're doing your bit. And it's my honour. Yeah. I don't know why we're talking about my charity work already,

but my contribution, my charity to the world, is not as abstaining from getting pregnant. Abstaining from getting pregnant? That's one way of saying it. Just because the world's already under pressure, so you don't want to add more to the natural resources. Oh, you know me. I'd be a mother if I could,

but I'm making that choice on behalf of the planet. South-less. What's Bulgaria? Bulgaria's population going down. 22% drop in population. Oh, wow. Projected, given their current rates. Lithuania, Latvia, Ukraine, Serbia. I mean, we've got a lot of ex-Soviet states in here.

Croatia's down 18%. Oh, Croatia. Yeah. Croatia's down 18%. Oh, Croatia. Moldova's down 16%. Then you get into Japan because it's got an ageing population and young Japanese people aren't breeding. Well, they just aren't doing anything. No. They just work and then go home and sit by themselves quietly

and eat like all those Kit Kats. You know they have heaps of Kit Kat flavors? Like a matcha Kit Kat. Yeah. Strawberry cream Kit Kat. Watch a bit of Hentai have a Kit Kat. Yeah. Yeah know they have heaps of Kit Kat flavors. They've got matcha Kit Kats. They've got strawberry cream Kit Kats. Watch a bit of hentai, have a Kit Kat. Yeah. Yeah.

Sounds like a hell of an afternoon to me. Oh my God, what are we going to do? Albania, Romania, Greece, Estonia, Hungary, Poland, Georgia and Portugal. Portugal's population's dropping. What is it? Does it have our... No, we're not on the list of the top 20 countries with the fastest population decline. Okay.

All right. Yeah. Fertility, lots of fertility rates considered lower on those ex-Soviet states. Right. That'll be the nuclear fallout. That'll be Chernobyl, why not? That'll be the Chernobyl pile.

Chernobyl written all over it. Play ZM's Fletchvorna Naley. From the panoramic ZM think Tank, this is the top six. Hold on. That's all right, we'll wait. Yeah, no, one of them I wasn't happy with, so I just have... Good. ...redone.

Quality, quality here on the show every day. Quality control. Every time. We never put anything up that we wouldn't be proud of. Ever. Ever. It goes through about four different filter systems before you hear it. Including what we're going to talk about next on the show,

Where'd You Do It? Very proud of our upcoming phone-out, Where'd You Do It? I'm proud of it. Where'd You Do It? Where'd You Do It? This is Hayley's idea, by the way, if there are any complaints.

We don't usually take a lot of calls in the six o'clock hour, and I thought, you know what? Where'd You Do It? Where'd You Do It? It's a great six o'clock before the kids are in the car. We'll explain why. We'll explain why. We'll explain why soon. It's not just rogue.

I don't want to just know where people are doing it. There's a reason. There's some stats. Stay tuned. A court in the United States of America has found multinational fruit company Chiquita Brands International are liable for financing a Colombian paramilitary group. The group called the United Self-Defense Forces of Colombia, the UAC.

You heard of them on your trips to Colombia? No, Vaughn. Been on your radar? Because what's the real... Fuck. That's F-A-R-C-A. Yeah. What does it stand for?

Something armed... Fuck. Something Colombia. F-A-R-C. Federal. The Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia. So it's more of a raft. It's a people's army., the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia. So it's more of Iraq. It's a people's army.

Yeah. The people's army of Colombia. It was designated by the U.S. as a terrorist organization. Chiquita has been ordered to pay U.S. $38.3 million in damages to families. But you might be thinking, oh, what happened to these families? Their family members were tortured and killed. So it's not like they just stole their car or blew up a shed. It's actually they went through some harrowing shit.

So I've got the top six signs your banana, a Chiquita banana, is a paramilitary banana. Okay. Number six on the list, your bunch of bananas, when it comes to operations and military operations, they always want to split and it has to be done on a Sunday. I see. Wow.

Okay, good. I see what you did there. I see what you did there. Yeah. Number five on the list of the toxic signs your bananas are, paramilitary bananas. There's one, and he won't make any courageous moves because he's yellow.

Because he's what? He's yellow. Okay, because he's what? He's yellow. Okay, because he's scared. Coward. The colour of cowardice is yellow. The colour of bananas, also yellow. He won't make any courageous moves. I didn't know the colour of cowardice was yellow.

I knew green was envy. What's the matter with you, boy? Yellow-bellied? Okay. Make any sense? Does now, though. Does now. Okay, yeah.

Cowardice is yellow. Yeah. Okay. How did that get through the four filter system? I think, what? How do you not get that? I get it, but I'm just like. He won't make any courageous moves because he's yellow.

What's wrong with you? I thought you were trying to say because he won't make any courageous moves because he's mellow. And I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, but that's. You're familiar with mellow yellow a 1960s song

and a 1980s drink but you're not familiar with colour of cowardice being yellow no

okay I'll just move on then number four on the list of the top six signs you have bananas in the

paramilitary when they retire from the paramilitary their homes are either cakes or muffins a banana cake yes that's what you do with old bananas that's what you do When they retire from the paramilitary, their homes are either cakes or muffins. A banana cake?

Yes. That's what you do with old bananas. That's what you do. You do it. I feel like I'm having to explain too much of this. No, we get it. You got it. We get it all. No, I get it.

Okay. Number three on the list of the top six signs your bananas are in the paramilitary. You go to the bowl and all the bananas have banana bandanas up over their face. A banana-dana. Okay. They pull them over their face so you can't recognise it. Yeah. You see, because of the paramilitary.

Like a bandana. Like a bandana, except they're a banana, so you go banana-dana. Banana-dana. Banana-dana, yeah. Okay. Banana-dana. Alright, number two on the list of the top six sides of your bananas that are in the paramilitary. In your bunch of bananas of five, you've got a banana that's the leader,

one that's the explosive experts, a sniper banana, a tactician, and an all-round survivalist banana. Yeah, good, right. That's what makes them a successful bunch. Yeah. What if there's six? One's just a banana.

One's a mad cat. Right, yeah, rogue. Mad cat, yeah, mad cat. Right, yeah, rogue. Yeah, the rogue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And number one on the list of the top six signs your bananas are in the military. I'm looking forward to this one. The banana's got a gun that goes, Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

That's good. See, that was number six. I made that number one. That was good. You're good. Yeah. That was good. Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Good. Yeah. Good. That was good. Yeah. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. But when it comes to operations, they always wanted to split. It has to be on a Sunday. I would have left that at number six. Yeah, it was at number six. That's at number six. That's today's top six. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley.

Play ZM. Do not ask me why this was a study. And I just have absolutely no idea. Who in the UK is doing it in their car the most? Really? Who's doing it in the car? People that still live at home or they can't go back to their place because their girlfriend's there?

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I don't know. So overall, about 58%, so almost 60% of the UK population have done it in the car. Right. A little roadside romp. Okay. Belfast was the number one car sex capital in the UK. Okay. The Irish. capital in the UK. Okay.

The Irish. Yeah, the Irish. Particularly. Belfast's more known for its car bombs than its car bangs. Yeah, I know. Well, back in the day, yeah, absolutely. Why this study happened, who knows? But particularly the Irish doing it in the car,

in the airport car park. Quick, like, how does he do before you go? You can't wait to get home after you've picked them up? Or are we dropping them off and not going to see them for a while? Yeah, okay. In Edinburgh, 24% of people had done it in their car. Good me, oh my. Can you imagine doing that at the, getting back to the car park thing at Auckland Airport? They'd be charging you literally per minute.

It'd be tens of dollars. Could you do it at the pick-up drop-off sign? That's free, isn't it? The new pick-up drop-off. But you're only allowed there for a couple of minutes, but that might be enough. Sometimes. Do you know what I mean?

Sometimes it's even better. I'm too big. Too tall for car stuff. I think you're going to say you're too stingy to have airport. Oh, I am not paying for that. No, he's doing the drop-off. I'll just do it. I'll just park out in the industrial area and wait for you to tell me you're coming through the outbacks

and then just swing in and pick you up. I'm not paying for a car park. Just to come into a, go into the airport arrival. Oh, no. So the Scots, the Liverpudlians, Manchester, Birmingham, they're absolutely loving doing it in the car. Lastly, London, 15% of Londoners, sexually active Londoners, of course, have admitted to getting down and dirty while in a traffic jam. Oh, that's congestion charge.

On the M25. What? In a car? I know. That's why they need congestion charge. All the way? Now, the next part of this study is about the fines for the Dangerous and Careless Driving Act of 1988. Right.

So you can get a lot of fines. But these people, they just don't do it anyway. In a car. Yeah. While it's moving in a traffic jam. Bizarre. Now, have you ever done it in a car? No.

Haven't you? Bullshit. That is BS. I have only ever done missionary in a bedroom while trying to conceive children. Oh, as the good Lord intended. As the good Lord intended. I'm sorry I ever touched you.

I'm sorry. Thank you. Knowing what I know, you're doing one thing wrong. Yeah. No, I want to know. Everything's lined up apart from one thing. Is this why I haven't yet been able to have children? Is this why you haven't yet conceived children?

Oh, my God. This makes so much sense after all these years that you never became a father. Yeah. You've just been doing it all wrong, mate. I have, but not You can see children. Oh my God, this makes so much sense after all these years that you never became a father. Yeah. You've just been doing it all wrong, mate. I have, but not for years. Okay. And a car.

You think you're big, yeah. Yeah, no, surely not with Aaron. What kind of car did you... What sort of Ford Transit van did you... It's a Mirage 1992. No. Tiny. Ridiculous.

It was my first car, I know. Yeah, right. It was good for us, you know? Couldn't be stopped. Yeah. Anyway, this is what has sparked my six o'clock hour phoner. Yeah. Where have you done it?

Like publicly. Yeah, or just like outside of the boudoir. Okay. I did it on the roof of a hostel. I thought you were going to say roof of the Mitsubishi Mirage. Oh, no, no, no, no. I would have dented that. Miss May would have, yeah.

Oh, look, we've all... A hostel. Yeah, the roof of a hostel when I was in London. Goodness me. Studying at the Globe Theatre. We A hostel. Yeah, the roof of a hostel when I was in London. Goodness me. Studying at the Globe Theatre. We got caught. You got caught? Yeah.

What happened? They heard us. They're like, why up on the roof? Okay. Yeah. Anyway. What is that noise through yonder window breaks? Tis Hayley, for she's screaming mid-orgasm.

Anyway. All right, so you want to hear some calls. You want to hear some messages. People are already texting in. And I'm sure it's probably going to be more texting City Fitty What? City Fitty Carpity Showers

I've heard City Fitty City Fitty I've heard City Fitty Well it's all those Fitties They're all Fitty Wow All Fitty in the city A little Fiddly in the city

A little Fiddly A little Fiddly A little Fiddly A little Fiddly A little Fiddly in the city A bit horned up I'll wait 100 dance at Emerson number Give us a call You can give us a text 9696

That's right, where have you done it? Where'd you done it? Let us know where you've done it 12 minutes away from 7 Play ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Okay. Another one. 12 minutes away from seven. You absolute horndogs. Can we have some respect for New Zealand's National Museum, please? So a study out of the UK has found a lot of...

A lot of Brits have done it in a car. Londoners guilty for doing it in a traffic jam. In traffic. Is it because the weather over there is so miserable that you can't see the car? It's all dark and gloomy. Yeah, terrible traffic. You can't really see anyway.

So we want to know from you this morning. I'll wait 100 dimes at him. You can text him. Where did you do this? Great crackers. We have some outrageous texts in. I love these. For Shane here. I love these.

Kate, good morning. Whereabouts? Good morning. At the top of Transmission Gully. Top of Transmission Gully. Mid-construction or are we talking, you know, now it's a busy, thriving motorway? Well, while construction, but all the workers were there.

Right. So you were just like, let's just pull over here. Um, well, I wanted to see what Transition Gully looked like while they were building it. Yeah. Um, so I put on like a little worker vest. I had like a little hard hat I had to put in by works there. Wait, you were just, you were... It was very hot. And so who did you do it with?

Did you take your partner or did you just find a worker up there and shag them? It was one of my good friend buddies. Oh, yeah, we love those. Okay, and was that always the intention or did you get up there and civil engineering horned you up so much you were like, I simply must have it? Oh, he set the scene. We went and looked at some goats.

It was, he let me drive the youth. It was, you know, very romantic. Did you say goats? Oh, my God, I love that. This whole thing's cool. Big fan of civil engineering and goats and high-vis. Yeah. And now when you drive Transmission Gully,

is it just fond memories? Oh, I think about it every time. I drive that road, like, every day, and I'm like, oh, that's right. I love this so much, Kate. Holy moly. Thank you so much for sharing. Kimberley, whereabouts in public?

On a walking over bridge out above the motorway. Oh, God, Sam. Kimberley. Which motorway? Yeah. Which one? It was like the southern going, well, motorway out sort of by East Tamaki. Oh my God, so not like quiet, so very busy.

Wait, what time of the day? What time of the day? Probably like six o'clock. At night? Repeat rush hour, rush hour. You are a king. And so you're just, you're walking, you're walking over there with someone,

or did you sit out and you're like, let's go do it on an overbridge? No, I have no idea how it came about. But, yeah, it was just like, hey, let's do this. Yeah, maybe it's just, again, it's civil engineering just horns people up. Motorways and traffic. All right, Kimberly, thank you. Imagine driving. Let's hit some of these text messages because there are some wild messages.

Where did you do it that wasn't outside the home? Te Papa. What? Twice. Multiple messages about Te Papa. Not our national museum. Someone just straight up said Te Papa. Someone else said I once had a very informative trip to the downstairs bathrooms at Te Papa.

Is it because the earthquake house gets you jiggly and horny? You know, like, do you get a bit horny in the earthquake house? What's getting people so horny in these places? Someone did it in the gondola in Rotorua. What? In the gondola. Top of Pigeon Mountain in a car at the Beach Carping Park. Carping Park.

Beach, I'm a little bit. He's getting, did you hear him? He's getting flustered. He's the old vanilla. He's getting flustered. He's the old vanilla born. Old missionary. He's a missionary. All of these places better have been missionary.

And on a hill by New Chums Beach, someone said, I lost my virginity on my science teacher's trampoline with her daughter. She caught us. To be honest, she taught you how to do it if she was your biology teacher. Yeah, biology, isn't it? Yeah. Do I get an A plus for biology? Shout out to the changing room bandits. Oh, my God.

Lots of changing rooms. Cotton on, cotton on changing room. Cotton on. Got the Burger King toilets. The playground in Eastbourne, the big slide. Hayley, you know the one, middle of the night. I simply must know what it is about Rotorua that gets people going. It'll be the sofa.

Well, somebody said my wife and I did it at the Rotorua Zorb changing room once. 10 out of 10. Had a great time. Would again. And the Zorb changing room. But was this before or after Zorbing? Because you come out, if you get the water in the Zorb, you come out and you're all like, bleh. Yeah. Is it because you

birth yourself out of the hole of the Zorb? Someone did it at Kerosene Creek just out of Rotorua as well and they got an infection. I was going to say, I wouldn't be doing it there. Great times. Short term, great long term infection. Clay, Zed Ems, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Open up a real can of worms here, guys. Horndog listeners. Where'd you do it? That's what we're doing right now. The revelation that a lot of Brits have done it in the car, in traffic jams. Good night. Wow.

You're really making. Oh, my God, text. That can't be right. How? No. On the tram at Motat. No. Now, how?

That's always got a driver. That's busy. Unless it's an old tram in Motat that doesn't move anymore. Like, here's an example of a tram. Or maybe they work at Motat. Not the one that goes ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. After hours working at Motat that doesn't move anymore. Here's an example of a tram. Or maybe they work at Motat. After hours, work at Motat. Okay, there are some wild messages. You have delivered, New Zealand.

Do you know this one is wild. In Cairns, we swam out in the sea and held onto the shark net off the coast and did it holding onto the shark net. Danger.

Thrill. Is that a thrill bang? A shark might come bite off my... Danger bang. Yeah, danger bang. Quickly, quickly before a shark eats us. Danger bang. At the base of a glacier near the end of the Rob Roy Glacier Trail near Wanaka.

My goodness me. We've heard more about the Waikerea prison. Yeah. I was seeing a hot builder and he was managing a build at Waikerea before it got burnt down in the riot. Yeah. So, I mean, God, you know how your dad's always like, built that house, built that house.

Imagine the night that was on the news. Yeah, built that. Built that. Now they've burnt it down. So I took a little detour and visited him and he showed me around the construction site and then I took him back to the construction office, dropped the blinds. We had a prison bang.

That's hot. He's my husband now. That is hot. That's hot. He's my husband now. That is hot. That's nice. That's so hot. Very happy ending. Rainbow's End. No.

No. We're at Rainbow's End. No. There was rumours of a hand drop. That rainbow kind of magic. Yeah. Rainbow, rainbow, the rainbow's end. That's rainbow magic.

Great fun at Rainbow's End. There was rumours of hand stuff on the log float. There was always rumours of hand stuff on the log float. Is it when you're struggling? What all? So you'd almost have to reach around.

But you couldn't lay down and fornicate as God intended on the log float. You'd certainly want to finish before the log dropped over the side into the downhill position. It was in the ball pit. It was in the ball pit. They did it in the ball pit. Children urinating, putting their pants in there.

Wow. Someone said it was the old tram parked up on display. So it was on a tram, but it wasn't moving. Some hand stuff on a hydrous load at Waterworld in Hamilton. Now, I've been on that hydrous load. It's not long. It's not a super long hydrous load. You have to go down two at a time.

And the lifestyle would be like that. And then around and lots of water stuff. You guys are insane. Oh, private spas. I don't want to say where. Yeah, we of water stuff. You guys are insane. Oh, private spas. I don't want to say where. Yeah, we all know where. Take your own chlorine, though. BYOC.

I like to. When I go to a lovely pool with a Vista, which is booked for now, I'll drop in a scoop of chlorine. Oh, yeah, take your own. Oh, you've got a chlorine tablet. Yeah. Okay, shout out to New Zealand's big three gondolas.

How are people doing it? Skyline Gondola in Queenstown, Skyline Gondola in Rotorua, and the Christchurch Gondola. All getting mentions. All getting mentions. How? At night time? Must be.

Must be. And shout out to a jet ski tour of the Akaroa Harbour. Now, what? How are you doing it on a jet ski? You're doing it on a jet ski. Especially a tour, you're being led by someone. What is he are you doing it on a jet ski? You're doing it on a jet ski. Especially a tour, you're being led by someone. What is he like,

go ahead, we'll catch up. Wild. Another te papa inside the old kids area in the tree thing. Then outside on the bench seat by the water slide.

On the water side of te papa. What are you doing? That's like literally people always out there walking. Myself and my partner have made love under the wind wand in New Plummouth. Oh, we had a beautiful great photo there.

And someone took a shit there. There was a pose. There was a pose. There was. There was a cute comment on that. Now, we've run out of time, but would we overflow into a podcast? Do we have enough? They're sort of all following a theme.

I don't know that we need to overflow. I think this is just for our early morning listeners. This was just a little treat for them. What a treat it was. Honestly. You've really opened our eyes, our inner city eyes. Oh, I know. Inner city bus?

God, guys. Inner city bus. In an inner city bus. Gym locker room, park elevator, car, spa, hotel balcony. I just don't care who sees. Can I say also as well, apologies to Jesus. Quite a lot of people doing it in church.

Oh yeah, there's been church. There's been church. Multiple mentions of churches. There's been church. Oh my God. Fletchvaughn and Hayley Nelperin. I saw on Instagram stories last night you brought a lawnmower yesterday

I did, I never felt more like a man than buying a lawnmower on a Wednesday afternoon at Bunnings This is hot mask from you I know, this is one thing I wanted to be when I grew up Wait a minute, Bunnings, it's not a Ryobi is it? It's a Ryobi That's embarrassing

Why is it embarrassing? What's embarrassing about that? No, there's nothing more manly than an electric lawnmower. Oh my God, cut him off. Cut him off. It might as well be an Osito. Cut him off. I will say we started with Ryobi.

We had a, we've got a Ryobi weed whacker. It's fine. I'm just trying to make him feel welcome. Well, I've always wanted to be, I've always wanted to be an alpha male. Yeah. It's kind of hard because I've got soft fingers, you know, and I'm terrible at a poetry slam.

Oh, my God, he's got soft fingers. Yeah. Okay. Have you mowed the lawn? Did you take it right home? Nah, the grass is wet, and it's meant to be heavy rain for the next three days, so I can't use it.

Why? So why did you buy it yesterday? You've got to buy it on a day you can take it home and use it. Yeah, well, I went to Bunnings, and I was just browsing, and then I was like, I'm going to buy that lawnmower. Wait, you didn't even go with the intention of buying a lawnmower? Well, I needed to buy one. Will you shop around? Yeah, well, I went to Bunnings and I was just browsing and then I was like, I'm going to buy that lawnmower. Wait, you didn't even go with the intention of buying a lawnmower?

Well, I needed to buy one. What, you shop around? Yeah, no, no. You're going to shop around? No, no. But I bought it and I was having trouble I sound heavily in love

with Ryobi products. I was having trouble manoeuvring the trolley in a straight line. Fletch knows all about that. Wobbly wheels. Wobbly wheels. Wobbly wheels.

Yeah. Wait, why did you put the lawnmower in a trolley? It's in a box. In itself, it's a trolley. No, but it's in a box. Oh, right. It's in a box. I was like, wheel it out.

And then my manhood was taken away from me when this little Asian man came over and helped put it in the car. Could you not lift it in? No, no. He's like, come on, bro. Lift it, lift it. Encouraging words. Straight back, bend the knees.

Yeah, so you've got a lawnmower now. This is fantastic. How much lawn do you have, though? Oh, there's a bit of space, the berm. I'm in an argument with the council at the moment because it's actually a bus stop outside our house. Oh, God. And technically they should mow it, but you know.

They should mow the berms. They don't. You've capitulated. You've given in and you're going to mow it, but you know. They should mow burns. But they don't. You've capitulated. You've given in and you're going to mow it. I am. You have to. And I might actually start a side hustle, just mowing lawns. Okay.

How will you get the lawn mower? Get a hell of an extension cord to get that. Burns, burns, burns, burns by Bryn. Burns by Bryn, but you've got to have a low extension cord. Yeah. And you'll be paying for the power. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so it keeps his overheads down.

But then how will you get the lawnmower back in your car because you can't lift it in? Well, the person has to be a sidekick. I need to hire this little Asian man. Yeah, from Bunnings. Yeah, Bryn and his small Asian sidekick. I think this is great. Bryn's mowing.

Yeah. Well, it sounds like Jim's mowing. Yeah, Bryn's mowing. He's sneaking there on a technicality. Well, keep us updated. Let us know how your lawn mowing goes when the rain clears. I just want to have a look at the weather in Auckland where we are. Oh, no, it's going to heave for the next two and a half days, isn't it?

Oh, no, no, no, no. Sat D, you might be right. Over the weekend, you might have a bit of a re-heave. You'll be soggy, though. You'll be soggy. Okay, do keep us updated. Do keep us updated. Your chance to win some cash is coming up at 8 o'clock with five on time.

Nine and a half thousand dollars is the current jackpot. Next, though, we want to talk about a moment a woman suffered on a plane. And it's a moment I reckon most women have experienced. Oh, Maya. Maya, Maya, Maya. We've all been there. A woman, her name is Maya. Maya, Maya, Maya. We've all been there. A woman, her name is Maya. She shares her life on TikTok.

And she shared a video of herself that she took in the tiny little bathroom space aboard a plane. Okay. And she was like, look at my cute outfit. How cute do I look? And it's like a pink hoodie with pink track pants. She looks all sweet. She's like jokes, turns around. Now she has obviously rather unexpectedly

begun her menstrual cycle. On the plane. And it has gone right on through. Oh. The undies. Oh, duh. And the track pants. And she didn't realise until she was like in the bathroom, washed her hands, turned around to be like, cue outfit check.

No, no, no. So now she's in the bathroom. Here's the questions that are running through my head if I'm in Maya's position. Who saw? Yeah. Who saw on the way to the plane? How long?

It's a light pink tracksuit, by the way. Okay. Yeah, how long has that been there? What's the state of the seat when I return? How am I getting out of here? And what am I doing about this long term? Because you can maybe ask a flight attendant

for some sanitary items, but the pants are gonna need to be... Yeah, and if you don't have your carry-on, like, on you know, in the overhead, without the clothes, you're screwed and it's not a subtle patch right it's it's really uh not a subtle patch it's very noticeable it's tying your wet shirt around you yeah yeah that's her only option but i was like are you taking off

your pants getting them in the sink cleaning it putting them on wet i don't know oh yeah it's a lose the undies are going in the bin. That's for sure. So now you're just stuck there. And now this would have happened to women since the beginning of time. It's definitely happened to me. I can't remember when. Not for years, though,

when I was younger, I think. Yeah. And I think my best friend was like, he's sat in something. I was like, oh no yeah and I don't think my best friend was like he's like sat in something and I was like oh no you were like oh no no I didn't yeah but never like in a mortifying way I have seen

a woman at a shop and I told her did you she would have been grateful you have to you just have to be like oh my god darling I think you might have got your period and she'd be like oh my god thank you so much when you were working at the shop no no. When I was just like at a shop, when I was out and about in a world. And what did she say?

Was she grateful? Yeah, hell yeah. And then you just take your top off and tie a thing around your waist. But what if you don't have a thing? You're just going to give them away. Anyway. Go to the house of G and pick up a cheap cardigan.

You would be literally like beelining for a Kmart for a quick little cheap hoodie or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a new set of pants. Just the whole lot. Anyway, because I know that so many people would have been through this before, we want to know, when did you get your period at a bad time? Maybe it, like, came through the clothes, like with this woman here,

and you're in a position where you can't change it. Or in the middle of something like important or big. My friend got her period on her wedding day when she was already in the white dress and everything. But luckily it didn't. She like caught it when she went to the bathroom. But imagine. Yeah, you're like walking down the aisle.

Yeah. Imagine. Or maybe, you know, maybe you didn't know until it was too late when you're in the midst of a little rompty-pompty. Have you hurt yourself? No. No?

Okay, well, what's happened here? Okay, well, you want to take some calls? I do want to get some calls. 0800-DARLS-AT-HEM, TEXT-THROUGH-9696. Oh, my God, they're already coming through. When did you get your period at a bad time? This feels cathartic in a lot of ways. There's a woman who shared, she was on a plane, a long-haul flight,

got to the bathroom, did a quick outfit check, and she has bled through with a little surprise period. And so we want to know when you got your period at the worst time. And oh my God. It's so crazy. It's so human, but like, oh my God, mortifying. It is. Let's go to Anonymous Anonymous what happened?

Oh god I'm so mortified telling this story Oh tell it tell it You're in good company Okay many years ago I'd had a one night stand Good for you Oh no I'll stop you there that's disgusting I was

I was I quite liked him too. And he got up in the morning and he went to have a shower. And I got up, I was going to go to the loo or something. And I pulled back the, the two-way cover. Oh my God. And the feeling became like a murder scene. Oh my God. And I just died.

I died and I quickly put my clothes on and I pulled the duvet cover back over and I yelled, I'm going now. What happened? Oh, wait. Okay, you're playing away from home. And did you, like, block him, change your name, move cities? Guys, this was, like, 1998.

Okay. And did you ever... There was no blocking back then. Anonymous, you are going to love this. On line two, we have from 1998. Oh, don't do that to me. No, Todd, you're a one-night stand. I don't even remember his name.

Oh, and so you never... Someone's just messaged in, are you from Ashburton by chance? No, I'm not. Oh, my God, imagine if we did this connection. So did you never talk to him again? Never saw him? Well, I'm trying to remember because

I was living in Sydney and this was in Bondi. Bondi is a pretty small place so the chances are I did. I feel like I might have. Yeah. Oh no. He probably would have needed a whole new mattress. Thank you for sharing that, because, I mean, heck, it's vulnerable, isn't it?

It is, but also it's so funny. I'm sorry to laugh at your pain, but it's so funny. Anonymous, thank you. Sadie, what happened? We were on a tour guide across the Golden Gate Bridge when I was like 14. And my brother was behind me. And I got on a period, I don't know, halfway through it. And my brother was like nine at the time and started screaming.

Oh, shut up. Ah, call the ambulance. Sadie's been stabbed. What in the ass? I don't want to hear you get stabbed. What in the ass? I don't want him to get stabbed. Yeah, I was mortified

like at 14. I was like, oh. No, and that's such an iconic like place. You always see it

on TV shows and movies. Does it always, every time you see that image of the Golden Gate Bridge remind you of that? Oh God, yeah.

Never will I ever go back there. You'll never go back. San Francisco. The opening credits to Full House or Fuller House by Zip San Francisco. to remind you of that? Oh, God, yeah. Never will I ever go back there. You'll never go back. San Fran's awful. The opening credits to Full House or Fuller House. Both Zip, Zip, Zip, Zip. Da-da. Ba-ba-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.

Whatever happened to predictability? Amazing. Sadie, thank you for sharing. Andrea, when did it come at the worst moment? What do you know, team? Long-time listener, first-time caller. Yes. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

What a way to have you join us. I know. So I'm a primary school teacher and got my period during the first morning block and could feel that I definitely bled right through my pants. We know, we know when it happens. And so I was

doing some very strategic movements around the classroom to avoid any of the kids seeing. Lots of twirling and swirling around so they couldn't see. We're doing dancing today. Yes. And then as soon as that morning tea bell rang, I raced to the bathroom, chucked my pants in the sink, gave them a wash, got myself sorted,

and then went back to class. And the kids were like, Miss, why are your pants wet? And I was like, oh, some kid spilled yogurt all over the concrete, and I sat in it, and I had to wash my pants. Oh, I continued. Extra level lie. Really good for you. I mean, we don't encourage lying in this classroom, but yeah.

You've got to do what you've got to do. Exactly. Thank you for sharing. Love that. Some more messages. A girl at school during swimming sports, obviously one of her first periods, and decided to wear a pad in her togs,

and when she dived into the pool, it fell out and floated to the surface. It was terrible. Oh, no. Terrible timing. I guess you've got to move schools. I mean, that's it. You're out, right?

You just stop being educated. You just get into the workforce. You just go about your life now. You go home, you say, Mum and Dad, I'm homeschool got to move schools. I mean, that's it. You're out, right? You just stop being educated. You just get into the workforce. You just go about your life now. You go home, you say, mum and dad, I'm homeschooling now. Yeah. I was at work. I had no idea it had started. I was wearing my white work pants.

Uh-oh. Lived an hour away and still had to pick up my daughter from preschool on the way home. There's some texts from, there was one I really loved. There was someone, oh, where is it? They were performing on stage in a musical and singing on stage in a white satin nightgown and didn't know it had started. Luckily, the guy acting opposite me ended up holding me on stage so I wouldn't turn around or do any movement and was like, I was like, what are you doing?

Came off stage, figured out why afterwards. What a lifesaver. There's a few gentlemen really stepping up. Yeah, but just quickly whipping a jumper around your waist. And these other ones being like, ooh, you bleed. Intermediate of the gym class, I didn't even notice, but it had gone through my uniform until one of my male classmates just quietly came up to me

and tied his jersey around my waist. That's nice. That's a good man. Mama raised the boy good. I was going to say, someone's raised a good man there. Oh, gosh. I'm travelling. Oh, my God, this is so good.

Read that. What, on Air New Zealand? Yeah. Travelled on Air New Zealand as I was going to toilet. My bag tipped, plane was on an angle, my tamps rolled all the way down the aisle, and there was a rugby team who started picking them up

and bringing them back to me individually. Rugby team. Individually. Here you go man. Oh no. It's like handing out the free lollies.

Yeah. I had come off the pill so I wasn't sure when it was due. We were flying back from my brother's wedding at the check-in counter. I got that familiar feeling

that every female will understand. I just had to run to the bathroom. It was all through my jeans. I could have washed them without looking like I wet my pants. So I made my husband run around Wellington Airport trying to buy me a new pair of pants. Wellington Airport? You're going to witchery. Do you know what?

Wellington Airport. That's expensive. Expensive period. You know, Wellington Airport has way too many clothes shops. I know. Witchery, Trenary, Three Wise Men. No other airport has so many clothes shops. So many, and they've got a Mac.

They've got all sorts. It's because of their domestic. It's because of their public servants, right? It's because of the government employees flying to and from. Like, what do they land and they're like, I need a tie and a shirt. Oh, yeah, or they get you the business attire. And they're like, shit, I'm going to have to go straight to a meeting

and I don't have a shirt on me or whatever. Yeah. Surely that's why. Quite a few teachers messaging in. Yeah. Feeling it happen in front of the class and then just... Well, so many messages. So many messages.

Thank you so much for sharing. Actually felt really healing. Yeah, vulnerable topic. Yeah, really vulnerable. There's been a cold snap. Someone just messaged in. If you're talking about the cold snap, you're going to be talking about black ice

because they're talking about driving. Oh, yeah, black ice. That's something to watch out for. Oh, scary stuff. They said my partner and I hit black ice on our way to work in August last year. We were both extremely lucky. Five minutes later, another car came off the road and rolled. Jeez.

It's terrifying. So you've got to watch black ice. What does it look like? It's black. You can't see it, right? But that's the thing, isn't it? Because the water freezes on the road. And it's see-through.

Like a good ice cube at a bar. You want the see-through ice. Oh my God, they take the oxygen out. When they're frosty, it's like, what a trash bar. Yeah, true. When you get those squares and they're clear. How do they do it, eh? Magic.

Well, that's not it. It's the fact that if you drive with your windscreen frozen, it's a $150 fine. And are people just finding this out? People are just finding this is an obscured vision of traffic, which can be a $150 fine. And they can see you coming because you're kind of hanging out the window, ace of insurance staff.

With a little hole you've wiped in the front. Yeah. But I mean, you just like, you only need to drive a couple hundred metres and it just goes.

That's what you think. That's what you think. And sometimes you're down the road and it's still doing that whoosh, whoosh, whoosh. You're like, when screw-ups are just skidding across the ice,

you're like, this is not good, this is not good. We're kind of lucky because when winter does kick in, eventually in Auckland, we get up so early. So we're not where I am.

There's no one ever on the roads when I'm leaving. And I've definitely, I'll pour the cold water over. But then it's so fogged and it takes ages for your car to heat up. The only way to get the heaters going is to actually like run the car.

Why doesn't everybody just get a garage? I've got a garage that's full of other stuff. Oh, your hoarder. The pool table, darling. I'd rather keep my pool table dry. And the karaoke machine, darling. The karaoke machine and the pool table, darling. But I don't, yeah, I've definitely,

I've definitely like taken a little gamble. It's cold. You can't be bothered scraping. Yeah, you just sort of hang out the side. Don't pour hot water. No, no hot water. Don't pour hot water. A lot of people have learned. Just cold water will do the trick. Yeah, a lot of people have learned that the hard scraping. Yeah, you just sort of hang out the side. Don't pour hot water. No, not hot water. Don't pour hot water. A lot of people have learned.

Just cold water will do the trick. Yeah, a lot of people have learned that the hard way. Yeah. But yeah, so people just finding out this is a fine. It's fine worthy. Oh, someone said you have to use boiling water. Sorry, side step. No, no, no.

You have to use boiling water, put it straight into the freezer for crystal clear ice. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh. I'll try this. Okay. I'll try this for your birthday. I'll try to get you some fancy rocks.

Thank you. Thank you. That'd be nice. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Play ZM. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Silly little boy. Silly little boy.

It is so silly, silly, silly. That silly little boy. Silly little boy. Silly silly little pole, silly little pole. Silly little pole today. One for our bisexual or bi-curious listeners. Does your partner know? Yes or no. This is juicy.

51%. Very close, right? 51% said, yes, my partner knows. 49% said, no, my partner doesn't know. Oh, my God. I mean, we've all hooked up with a guy that's got a girlfriend now, haven't we? Oh, we all have. We all have.

That is so wild. Because just think about all the fun you could be having. I know. With your partner. But it doesn't necessarily mean if you were with one gender but you also liked another gender, doesn't mean that they'd open it up so you could have one of each. Yeah.

But I can't hurt to ask. It's the fact that they don't know So there's this like I mean are these people repressing it? I don't know Or was it just an itch they scratched once? I mean it's a very complete subject It's fluid isn't it?

If you've told your partner It's more than just the itch that she had scratched Yeah Surely it's an ongoing it the itch that she'd had scratched. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Surely it's an ongoing itch. It's a big itchy bite. Did you expect the results to be like this? No, I would have thought more people would have known.

I thought like 20% or something. Or like people would just know. I might just keep it anonymous. Yeah. I might just give them a letter. Yeah, yeah, go on. Anonymous E, who's a female, said, Yes, it took me 15 years to tell him we've been married for three of those at the time.

He was amazed about it, but not that surprised. Oh, right. So maybe this person had dabbled with women, then ended up with a man, and then wasn't sure how to bring up. Yeah. And now he's like hot. Who would you hook up with?

Maybe. And can I watch? Get in that chair, boy. Anonymous J, male. RuPaul's Drag Race, gay best friend for my wife. Easy one. I don't know what that means. What does that mean?

I don't speak RuPaul, so I don't speak Drag Race. Does that make sense to the producers who watch Drag Race? Yes. Okay, can you just translate that, please, producers? RuPaul's Drag Race, gay best friend for my wife, hyphen, easy one. Oh, so this is a man. Yeah. He's saying that he will watch Drag Race with her.

He's like her gay best friend, but then they also do more than gay best friend. So he likes the boys as well as his girlfriend. Yes. Wife. Tra-la-la-la-la. Wife. Previous girlfriend left me when she found out. Oh.

Oh, okay. Her loss, says Anonymous J. This is so juicy. Oh, my God. If Aaron told me he'd like a bit of the D, I'd be like, good for you, my boy. Anonymous B, female. Yeah. Both myself and my partner, female, are bisexual.

Oh, yeah. So they're two girls who also like the boys. Yeah. Celebrating our first Pride together next week. Oh, cute. Rainbow flag. Rainbow flag. Rainbow flag.

Ours is waving. The air con hits our rainbow flag just right and it waves all day. We're an ally year round. Yeah, we're not just here for one month of the year. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. Ally. Darwin's like, this is one of the gayest teams. Oh, no, no, no, no. L.I. Darwin's like,

this is one of the gayest teams. This is a spicy one. Anonymous, S, female. Yes, I told him so I can begin my convincing him

to have a... Oh, I love him, I'm a menagerie. I'm a menagerie. Is he into this? I must tell him about my preference. Oh, my God,

what a hard convince. Yeah, and he's like, oh, I don't know. You know what? Some guys wouldn't be into that, though. Oh, my God, what a hard convince. Yeah, and he's like, no, I don't know. You know what? Some guys wouldn't be into that, though. No, I know, I know. That's a stereotype. And so that might not be his preference.

Anonymous M, female, told him on our first date if it was going to be an issue, then there wouldn't be a second date, and now we've been dating for four years. Oh, wow, okay. That's nice. That's good. And you get it straight out of the gate?

Yeah, oh yeah, totally. Off your chest straight away? The longer you leave it, right, the harder it'll be to bring it up. It's definitely more, I mean, I know we have more females following us on Instagram, but it's more females admitting to this than guys, isn't it?

Someone's just messaged in, I wonder if men or women are more or less likely to tell their partner. Any stats on the gender breakdown in the poll? I reckon men wouldn't be as open about it because it's almost like at the moment... But more of a stigma as well. And certainly like more,

it's kind of females, it's kind of cooler and they're more accepting of it, aren't they? And also lots of celebrities, lots of female celebrities, you know, flip-flopping, straddling the fence. Someone said,

last message anonymously says, from a female, I didn't know, but since my partner saw this over my shoulder, I now know he's bi-curious and he knows I am. Well, this is great. You can open up the relationship. There we go.

We've got a... Yeah. Yeah. A whole new world. They will have had an interesting discussion. I know. Wow, did we cause a fight last night in someone's relationship?

Oh, I don't know about a fight. It might have been just a healthy discussion. I know. Wow, did we cause a fight last night in someone's relationship? Oh, I don't know about a fight. It might have been just a helpful discussion. I was like, hey, I saw you popped up on Fletchmore and Hayley's silly little poll. Yeah. Should we discuss it? My boyfriend thought he was into boys a little bit. Just turns out he wasn't really into his ex-girlfriend. That's a text message.

If you're with a dud one, it will make you question, won't it? What? That sounds like an excuse. Imagine if I had a boyfriend. Am I unhappy in my relationship or am I gay? Yeah. How unhappy do you have to be to question whether or not you're gay? I reckon it's time to call it quits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're like, maybe I am gay, but you're not. My boyfriend's

wife was bi. My boyfriend's wife. My boyfriend's wife. Oh. What? Did your boyfriend have a wife? I'd say ex-wife. Yeah, you'd say ex-wife. You didn't say ex. My boyfriend's wife.

Or are you the wife? The guy is like my boyfriend who is a man. His wife was by. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, maybe. Freaky deaky. Well, that's a wicked wee-wee-wee there.

That is a wicked wee-wee-wee. No, no, no. That is a wicked wee-wee-wee. That is a wicked wee-wee-weave. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. I reckon I've found out what you are, Vaughn Alan Smith. Oh, you ripped the mask off. I have. Let's tell people what he's really like.

I will expose you. Now, I didn't know this. Our personalities are generally made up of five primary factors. Okay. Openness to experience, conscientiousness, extroversion, agreeableness, and neuroticism. Right. And then within that

you rank... What's neuroticism? I don't actually know. Look it up for me. Neuroticism. With each of us ranking low to high for each. And then once you kind of work that out, that's who you are as a person. Neuroticism is a trait that reflects a person's level of emotional stability. Oh, there you go.

Because sometimes I can be extroverted, but then other times very introverted. Well, I think I may have found both of you. Okay. So if we look at extroversion being one of these five primary factors of personality, if you rank high in extroversion, you are an extrovert like me. Typically focus on the external world more optimistic recharge by socializing enjoy social interaction a bit much sometimes a bit much aka a bit much a little bit much other end of that spectrum introverts likely be quiet deep thinkers recharge by being alone and

learn by observing but not necessarily meaning shy yeah just like like this i'm very seldom introverted maybe once a month i I'm very seldom introverted. Maybe once a month I need to have an introverted day. Yeah. But the rest of the time I'm like out. I need to go out. I need to see people, recharge socially, that kind of stuff. Yeah.

But then you would look at you two, for example, and be like, well, you're entertainers. You talk for a living. That gives confidence, which a lot of people mistake for being an extrovert. But I know definitely for you, Vaughan, when it's socially, it's enough

for a bit. I get enough from you too. Every morning. We drain his social battery just by working with him. We drain him. Yeah. So you may be an ambivert, which is right in the middle, or often known as social introverts.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Exhibit traits of both extroverts and introverts, adapting their behavior based on a situation, happy to socialize, but also need solitude and rest to recharge, and intuitively know inside yourself, that's what I need. Right. Because I will never know.

Yeah. That I might need a little moment to myself. And is this a new thing, an ambivert? You're kind of. The term came about in 1923, but no one ever uses it. Right. As part of these personality things. They're like, there are more people like this.

They have the following characteristics, good communication skills as a listener and speaker. Because you're not always being the like, ah, ah, ah, ah. Okay. Wah, wah, wah, wah, me, me, me. Yeah. For example. Because you're not always being the like, ah, ah, ah, ah. Okay. Wah, wah, wah, wah, me, me, me. Yeah. For example.

Like you. Like me. Like an extrovert. Ability to be a peacemaker if conflict occurs. I'd agree with that. Leadership and negotiation skills, especially in teams. I don't like being in a team.

Compassion and understanding for others. So they're saying that now... I'm very compassionate. They generally think... Oh my God, it's such a warm, compassionate guy. I'm so compassionate. All that charity you do, which you don't go on about. We don't want to bring it up.

So they're saying that they reckon ambiverts make up the majority of the population, but we've only ever focused on introverted or extroverted. So if you've always been like, I don't really know if that's, that's probably not me. Yeah, I feel like that. I feel that's me. You're an ambivert. You've got somebody to call yourself now.

Whereas I am 100% heavy extrovert. Look at me, look at me, listen to me, listen to me. It's time for the anonymous phone-in topic. Yes. And call us anonymously because what we're about to talk about, I'd say juicy details. Yeah. From your workplace or your former workplaces.

Oh, yeah. I mean, feel free to do current workplace. I mean, let's be general when we're talking about these places. We'll be general. Like, for example, retail store or restaurant. Yeah, I worked in a popular female fashion chain. Yeah. No, we don't need names.

No. Because they're litigious, and we don't have the money to back up these claims. That's right. We could pay them in apples. We've got 100 apples. We've got a lot of apples. We've got 98 apples. I finished my apples.

There's nothing left. 98 apples. You finished yours? Yeah. I'm not even a fifth of the way through. I ate a cornhole. My stomach already hurts. Anyway, the reason we're asking for you to confess or dob in your workplaces with the dodgy things that they're up to is because I saw this TikTok and there was a girl sharing that she used to work in a boutique clothing store.

Now, I worked in a boutique clothing store. Boutique means expensive. Yeah. High end, small runs. She said one of the final straws at the boutique that was taking advantage of me was the fact that a Shein package, now we all know Shein,

very cheap. Fast fashion. Fast fashion, drop shipping. Yep. Crap. A Shein package showed up with 20 of the same dresses. Four small, four medium, four large, four XLs.

I text the owner and was like, what's this? The owner texts back saying, cut the Shein tags off, put our tags on, take a picture of you wearing it and put on the website, please. She said she ignored the text and was like, I'm not doing that. Came back to work the next day to find these 20 dresses on the rack. Is this someone had done it? With a tag. Just the tip of the tag.

Is it a sewn in tag? It's a sewn in tag. And you can see just this tiny little black bit of like cotton that's been cut off by another obliging employer. Do they sew their tag on? Yeah, then they sew their tag on. Oh, that's bad. Put their for sale tags on. And then, does they say how much they were selling them for? No, it doesn't.

But I'm telling you. I'm imagining it slightly more than that. Like a hundred pounds and they were probably bought for like five? Five pounds. Yeah. Oh, that's wild. Dodgy behaviour. Yeah.

So Shannon had a story as well. And this is what gave us the idea for this. Because you worked at a restaurant or a bar? Yeah, a restaurant. One of my first restaurants. And they had a homemade chocolate cake on the dessert menu. Delish. Oh, yum.

Most commonly ordered thing for desserts there. I would watch them come out of the supermarket packet and be put in a microwave every night. What? Why would they microwave it? They microwaved it. So it's hot from the oven. Hot from the oven and also get rid of the icing looking manufactured.

It would look more homemade. And then they would just scoop some cheap ice cream next to it as well. How much did the entire cake cost when they bought it from the supermarket? Oh, like five probably. This was a few years ago and we would sell it for over 20. Per slice. Per slice. Okay, that's naughty.

That's naughty. That's naughty. That's naughty. Well, this is what we want to know for our anonymous... Yes, Vaughan? Naughty. Naughty. Oh, naughty.

Your Honour. Your Honour. No, it doesn't work. Just ignore me. Okay, this is what we want to hear. Stories like this. The naughty things that happened at your work like this. Yeah.

And completely anonymous. Yeah, a little bit of naughtiness. I mean, you know, if it's illegal, we'll try very hard to keep it extremely anonymous. But what is the naughty behaviour at your current or previous workplace? Stories like this where it's a cheap product that the public don't know is being sold for like eight or nine

times the price. Oh yeah. That's wild. It's naughty is what it is. 0800 DALSATM. Give us a call now for the anonymous phone and topic. Text through 9696. What is the naughty thing your workplace did? Well. What have we opened up here? What we've opened is a can of worms.

The anonymous phone and topic. We want you to get in touch. 0800 DARS at MTEX 9696. The naughty things you've done at your workplace or at a former workplace. We are really pulling back the curtain here. Yeah. There's a boutique store. This is in Florida, by the way.

A boutique store that was selling like drop ship Shein dresses for boutique prices, just cutting the labels off and being like... And sewing their own boutique labels on. Yeah. So people don't know. Yeah. Like Jemima and Jerome or whatever. If you were like super rich and all you did is shop at boutique stores,

you wouldn't even know about Shein, right? Of course not. And do you know, it's all the same material. It's all the same. You know what I mean? Just whether or not it was designed and made in New Zealand or in China. So there are just wild messages coming through. Guys, some of these are so bad.

Now, we're keeping it anonymous. Anonymous, you were a hairdresser or are a hairdresser? Yes, was a hairdresser. Okay. and so what was the naughty thing that your old work did? And we don't want any workplace names. Yes. I'm keeping this anonymous. So my

old boss used to go, when we'd run out of hair colour in the salon, my old boss would go to CoinSave or the $2 shop and go and buy $2 packet of hair dye. Get out! And, like, I'm talking, like, the whole range. Like, the whole range.

So we'd stock up on, like, 20 to 30 different colours and then use them on clients and charge it out at over $180. $180, yeah. Oh, my God. I've used some, like, $2 shop or coin save hair dye before. When I was, like, 16, 17, I used to dye my hair black, and it didn't matter because black was black, but, oh, my God. It's the worst stuff.

Is dye all the same stuff? No, no. Oh, okay, right. Not at all. That's bad. And so customers would have no idea? No idea, because we mix it out out the back, so they had literally no idea.

And did you feel bad doing it, or you were just like, oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I brought it up many times, but it was just like, oh, just don't worry about it. Is the hairdresser still operational or have they shut down? It's funny that you say that. Yeah, they have shut down now. Probably because everybody's colour was different. Probably because after like a month, it was like, why does it look so bad?

Anonymous, thank you. Jessica, this was at a restaurant. What was the naughty thing they did? So I worked at a different restaurant and our bid food order was, like a bid food order was dropped off to our restaurant, but it was for another restaurant. This restaurant said that they like to make all their pasta,

like it was all homemade. I just like it now, you stomach. And they were getting it from Big Food. And they're the people that supply all the restaurants, aren't they, with food? Yeah. Yeah, oh, wow. They supplied us their pasta. We don't have pasta at our restaurant at all.

Yeah. And, yeah, it's somewhere in the mountains. That's all I'm going to give away. That is so, because that hooks people in, especially bougie people who are like, oh, my God, I love homemade pasta. Jessica, thank you. Josh, what was the naughty thing that happened at your old work?

Hi, so when I was back living in the UK many years ago, one of my first jobs was at a Chinese restaurant and all the chefs, and I'm talking all of the chefs, used to smoke every single minute of the day. Like while they were cooking? Over the food? Yeah, whilst they were cooking, you would go into the kitchen at times

and you couldn't see the ceiling because of the smoke. Oh, that's disgusting. Yeah, and they used to have rats as well and they never used to even care about the rats. You'd sometimes see them crawling out of the cold food storage and it was just disgusting. I'm glad this is in the UK, not somewhere in New Zealand. I still used to eat the food, though. Yeah.

I guess the ash, the sticky ash gave it that kind of... Smoked. That smoked texture, didn't it? It's been in the smoker, yeah. Lemon chicken ash. Yeah. Oh, yum. Smoked lemon chicken.

Authentic Shanghai smoked duck. Josh, thanks. The message is in. These are so naughty. Did you see this one? This really disgusting one about the pub in the UK? Yeah. Worked at a pub in the UK.

Each beer tap had its own individual drip tray. When they would get full, we'd pour it into a pint and leave it under the tap. When the next customer asked for that drink, we'd just top up the glass out of the drip tray. No! The drip tray was in the glass. We'd top it up under the tap.

Oh, no, tip that out. 95% of customers never noticed. We were told to do it. It was a great money saver. It would be kind of flat. It would be not that cold. Yeah, that's so bad. That's probably how they would have noticed.

I worked for a hardware store and they had me cut the cords of three pallets of brand new fans of various sizes because it was cheaper to write them off than to pay the store to store them somewhere. They intentionally put them outside when they were

raining so that they had water damage. Then I had to cut the cords just to make sure people couldn't pull them out of the skiff and use them. That felt pretty naughty. A famous sunglass store I worked at used to get given sunglasses by the police from Lost and Found. The outlet store would add

stickers to them and add them into the system and try to resell them. No! See, that's why you shouldn't turn into Lost and Found sunglasses. I worked for it No no no no I'm going to skip that one Because it's pretty identifiable

I used to work in Food service There were a few naughty things But I'd say by far and away the worst Was the bacon and egg pies and quiches That were told to be made fresh daily were actually made a month in advance and frozen and cut off and defrosted as we needed them.

And when people would ask for decaf or trim milk, our barista would just do regular coffee and regular milk and be like, there you go. Oh! Wow. I've always wondered about that. There's so many. My pregnancy craving has been a very specific sort of $9 juice.

Okay. From a popular... Like that kind of freshly squeezed yum. Yeah. Supposedly. Yum there. One, I got there at the weekend for my daily fix. I was there early and I saw the staff filling up the big whirly juice dispenser

with just big bottles of orange Kerry orange juice straight from the supermarket. I've been paying $9 for a cup when you can get an entire three litres for three bucks. No. I'm like trying to read this

and the machine's just going boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, it keeps coming in. This is why we need fair go. A fair go? Yeah, it needs to come back. A butcher shop. I know.

I was working at a butcher shop, and the guy apparently got a special on pork sausage meat. And when we got the docket for it, it turned out that it had been half pork sausage, half MDM, which is animal grade meat. Shut up. No. Without sausages, so that's still pretty, pretty young.

It's not young until after that. Mate, if you want naughty, come and see how a new townhouse is built. Priced between $400,000 and a million dollars, and those bad boys are the cheapest pieces of shit possible in so many corners. They will not be lasting 20 years, I tell you what. That's what I worry about.

Our mate's house, someone came for a look in the roof, and the roof wasn't even attached to the rest of the house. It was just kind of sat on it. It's a brand new townhouse. Like a doll's house. I understand that that's, for a lot of people, a good entry point into the market, but you've got to take a trusted builder to those new

builds. To check them. Because some people are there just ramming them up. Cowboys. Oh my god. Naughtiest thing in my old workplace. I think this could be a spillover. You know what? We could possibly have two spillover podcasts today. This is wild. That's a great topic. Some of them are so bad. There's

another one from a London pub, thank God in London. The manager would put all of the slops of beer from glasses off tables and drip trays and put them back in the barrel. He had a special tool to open the barrels. That is disgusting. Yuck.

Thank you for your messages. Oh my god! My friend worked at a cafe If the sandwiches were left At the end of the day They would take out the meat And reuse it for the next Lot of sandwiches the next day No

I can't trust anyone The meat's the part That can't be reused Wait were they taking The meat out of the sandwich With the fresh meat in it Or were they taking The meat out of the sandwich

And making a sandwich With that meat With yesterday's meat Oh no that's not right I used to work in a bakery and any sweet stuff that dropped on the floor would go into a cardboard box and then be used to make chocolate fudge slice.

You know, the slice with all the bits in it? No! Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's delicious slice. Oh, no, don't say that. Love those. We can never go anywhere or do anything ever again. Well, we'll have a spillover podcast today.

Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. Fact of the day, day's calendar week. And I would like to thank everybody for their kind and positive feedback. Apart from these two a-holes. Oh, I haven't been finding it. These two jerks that I work with. It's just been a bit underwhelming this week.

Are you kidding me? Facts are plenty. About calendars. Straight hard facts about calendars. Today I thought I'd dumb it down for these two do-brains. Okay. A couple of do-brains by visiting whencanireusethiscalendar.com. Oh, yeah.

When the year syncs up again. When the year syncs up and someone has made a website. So if you find an old calendar of like your grandparents, you're like, man, this has got a bit of retro cool.

When will I be able to use this again? When will the dates and days of the week all line up? This is great. This is great. This is exactly

what we wanted for calendar week. This has tickled me. Jerks. You dumb plebs. I've been trying to give people intelligent calendar

information. What about the one with all those seasons, the 72 seasons, you know, toes growing in the woods? Is there like, there's no like mathematical, it's not like every seven or every 10 years. It's all over the show, isn't it?

It's not consistent. And then if leap year jumps in the mix, you've got a problem on your hands. So in 2024, if you find an old calendar from the year 1912, 1940, 1968 or 1996, you can reuse it. 96. I'll have one of those somewhere.

You have a 96 hooning around somewhere. Yeah. 1912 will be harder. And if you want to keep your 2024 calendar, you'll be able to reuse that in the year 2052. Okay. Would you reckon Earth will still be here? Yeah.

Would you reckon Earth will still be alive? Can you check for, because we are releasing a calendar at the end of the year full of incredibly motivational quotes from us on horses. 2025 usable a lot of years.

This is great. Your 2025 calendar will be reusable in 2031, 2042, 2053, 2059, 2070, 2081, 2087, 2098. 2053, 2059, 2070, 2081, 2087. What is that? 2098. This is great. Was this year a leap year?

Yeah. That'll be why. This is great. That'll be why. I'm just thinking financially for our motivational horse calendar. Yeah. So what year were you born, Hayley? You were born in 1989, isn't it?

1989. 89. So you could find a calendar from 1989 and actually not for a little while. Oh, 20, 20, nah, 2023 would have been a year you could have used the 1989 calendar. Well, that's gone. So that's of no use to me. You have to wait till 2034 now. So in 2034, you'll know whatever day of the week your birthday was on.

That was it. Sunday. Sunday of the week you were born. Sunday. I was born on a Saturday. Oh my god, weekend babies. What day were you born? I don't know. I think a Friday or a Saturday or a Sunday. What day of the week was June 23rd

1942. Wow. Rude. Very rude. Also my birthday It was a Saturday as well. You were a Saturday baby! Weekend freaking friends. What? Ruined our mum's weekends by coming out the vagina, except for flat she was a cesarean section.

Out the top, out the top. I came out the bottom hole. You came out the bum hole? No, the bottom. It sounded like you said bottom hole. Where else was bottom. The bottom. He came out the top and I came out the bottom. It sounded like you said bottom hole. Where else is a baby going to come from? Your mum's pooped them out

and you guys not read the news? Did you see when they say push out a baby? The baby comes out. So if you go to whencanireusethiscalendar.com you'll be able to find out when your old calendar, maybe you've got a favourite old golden retriever calendar for example. From a mall stall which I'm excited

for some facts on tomorrow. Basically, if you just end up keeping those. Yeah, you can reuse them. You'll be able to reuse them. The only thing,

Easter. If it's got Easter marked on it because Easter is of Luna. And Queen and King's birthday and stuff. They'll all have Queen's birthday on them, won't they?

Yeah. And that changes? Yeah. Does it? Well, it's always on a Monday. Yeah, but it's always on the first Monday of June. So that would be the same in that week.

But the days are the same. Yeah. So today's fact of the day is when can I reuse this calendar.com will tell you when you can reuse your old calendars from different years. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley.

I can't sleep in silence. I usually listen to brown noise, but yesterday I got home kind of late-ish. Filming seven days on tonight? 7.30 on three. And Dame Susan Du Bois on the show. Is she? Really intimidating. She's written a book. Full noise. Yeah, man. I really, I was

impressed by her. Okay. Anyway, so I thought I got home, washed my makeup off, had a shower, got into bed, and by that point it was quite late, and I was like, I need to put something on in my headphones. And I have been listening to a new audio book in the world of erotica, as I have become obsessed this year. So I was listening to this book,

and my problem with this book so far is it's just not getting steamy enough. Right. And I had it on the car as I was pulling to this book and my problem with this book so far is it's just not getting steamy enough. Right. I had her on the car as I was like pulling into the driveway just as steam entered the room. And so I was like, oh, now here it is. I've got to listen. So I was like, I won't listen to brown noise. I'll jump into bed.

Yeah. And instead of actually being physically intimate with my partner, I'll put that in and I'll imagine because I'm tired. So I put in my headphones to listen to the steamy escapades of this book. And I fell asleep. No memory of the book whatsoever. Oh, what kind of being that steamy? Well, I was just really tired, I think. But anyway, did the trick, right?

Like I had a little wheat pack on my back, headphones. I was like, oh, take me off to dreamland. All was well until I woke up at one o'clock. It was like this sort of haze. And one of my headphones had fallen out. And when my headphones fall out, they stop. Yeah. And then they'll eventually disconnect from my phone.

Yes. So that you don't just like keep draining the battery. But then my phone was playing the audio book out loud at one o'clock in the morning. It took over. So three hours since I went to bed. Oh my. And it was playing. That's a good chunk of book.

So loud in the middle. And Aaron's just like there, like the phone is between Aaron and I. And the phone's just playing. Like between the pillows. Yeah. The book was playing loud smut. Almost directly into Aaron's ear hole.

Was he wearing earphones? No, he was just asleep. Oh, goodness. Wait, so he also is subliminally absorbing this for three hours. Now, I don't know. Because when I left this morning, oh, well, I sort of was like, oh, God.

I was like, what's that? You know when you wake up, you're like, what's that? What's happening? Who's talking? And I heard this gruff, low voice. And I was like, oh, no. Oh, no, it's my book.

And I turned it off. Yeah. And he sort of stirred and was like, are you all good? And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Headphones fell off. Go back to sleep. Yeah, yeah, shush, shush,, are you all good? And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Headphones fell out. Go back to sleep. Yeah, yeah, shush, shush, shush, shush.

Go back to whatever you were just thinking about. What is the theme of this book? He is... See? Yeah, this is the thing. They'll talk about it, and then they have to admit the embarrassing stuff that they're into.

There's nothing. It's not super tropey, this one. There's no, like, mafia. It's a guy who is an illustrator who makes a TV show almost I guess like American Dad or Family Guy like a kind of a racy cartoon

show. Right. And he is falling for his best friend's sister. Right. Who his best friend's like, don't you dare with my sister. I know what you're like, you dare there. But he's like I want her, I want her. And this whole half the book is like, will like, don't you dare with my sister. I know what you're like, but he's like, I want her, I want her. And this whole half the book is like, will they, won't they? Right.

Okay. So I've missed three hours of yes, they will. You're going to have to rewind. But I wonder, because I haven't talked to Aaron today, I wonder if how much he heard, if he was just like, what the? Yeah. You know, listening to this. Or you just get home and he's like, what's your best friend's sister up to?

Yeah. Just for some reason Just feels the need to ask Look at all these drawings I've been making Yeah Well depending on the scene If I walk in

And he's like Get in there Oh is it a bit like that does it Well maybe Maybe Anyway apologies to Aaron If I disturbed his sleep With absolute

Smut Well stats out of the UK They've studied sleep with absolute smut. Clay, Zed Eames, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, stats out of the UK, they've studied or talked to Gen Z's and Millennials, so Brits under 40, the majority of them say that Wednesday is the start of the weekend.

Wednesday? Wednesday. And do you know why? It's because a lot of them are working from home Thursday and Friday. Oh, so technically not like a hard working day. Yes. And because a lot of them are working from home Thursday and Friday. Oh, so it's technically not like a hard working day. Yes. And so a lot of them work from home Thursday and Friday. So they'll go out on Wednesdays. It's the night where most Gen Z and millennial Brits are likely to go to the pub or go out for dinner with friends.

Do they do like a student night? Because Wednesday was always student night in Wellington. Apparently Wednesdays are really good for like cheap movies, like Tuesdays used to be here, or still maybe sometimes are at some places. Really cheap Wednesdays. And also, this is the most Gen Z millennial, or just the most human thing ever, is Monday and Tuesdays of eating healthy and going to the gym.

So just two days a week we're doing that. Well, you know, you fall off the bandwagon by like, or you fall off. You went out yesterday. I went out last night for dinner with friends. It was nice. Good. But I was like home by like seven. Gorgeous. He's a party boy, isn't he? He's a party boy. He's wild. Yeah, wild

night for me. Yeah, I'll go out on a Wednesday. Wednesday just starts to feel like it's heading towards the end of the week. Yeah. You're almost like, oh, well, I don't have the whole week ahead of me. I'll be alright. Yeah. And you've still got the weekend to look forward to, but you're just starting it on Wednesday. I don't know. I've definitely been feeling recently

that Thursday's the end of the week and Friday's like our little fun bonus day because often we'll have a brunch afterwards. Yeah. It's a good way to look at it. Shows are a bit silly on a Friday. Yeah. Shows have been silly Thursday. Our silliness has been bleeding actually week long. Yeah. It's a good way to look at it. Shows are a bit silly on a Friday. Yeah. Shows have been silly Thursday.

Our silliness has been bleeding actually a week long. Yeah. We should maybe get a bit more serious. I've been meaning to have a word to you both about that. Getting too silly. About getting too silly. Okay. Okay, right.

Should we talk about the economy? Yes. That's a dire, that's in a dire state. It's in a really dire state. Or was that stat I read yesterday that the cost of living- More stats, please. The cost of living Is as much of a financial burden

As divorce And something else Wow Divorce rates are also up Because of the stress Of the cost of living Because of the stress Of the finances

Which again Only adds more stress To the situation Maybe we should just be silly I think let's go back To being silly I think go back to being silly Oh I'm busting for a wheeze

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