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The perfect start to every day.
Good morning, welcome to the show.
Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley, it's two minutes past six.
Hello.
We're slightly gassed this morning.
Yeah.
They do this thing where they test, I think they test the generator
and it's a diesel generator and the fumes go on the air con
and then the fumes come in.
That's where you want your exhaust pipe,
right next to your intake.
And into our studio.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, and just everyone's a listener.
We just slip into a little sleepy dream.
A little sleepy dream.
A little sleepy dream in that system.
There's something about this weather change.
Like, we've entered autumn, and it's made, I'm having a seasonal response to it.
Oh, are you a bit grumpy?
I was grumpy yesterday.
Okay.
Half woke up expecting to be menstruating, but no.
Not yet?
Not yet.
I think it's the weather.
It's the change.
I feel tired.
Oh, I was shirty yesterday. They wore it. Did Aaron wear It's the change. I feel tired. Oh, I was shirty
yesterday.
He wore it. Did Aaron wear it, did he?
Did he? Yeah.
The ones we love the most tend to wear it.
He's like, you alright? I said, no, I seem to have
slipped into a dark hole.
I said, I think I might be tired.
And then he'd say, I wouldn't mind slipping into a dark
hole myself. Did he try it on?
He couldn't get close enough. Oh, no.
I wasn't even a bar of anything.
The top six is coming up.
Yeah, a male humanoid robot was unveiled yesterday,
and the first thing it did was put its hand on the females next to its butt.
They have programmed it well.
Of course it did.
It's a male robot.
I've got the top six things it did next.
Coming up at 8.05 on time, I just had to check the jackpot, $34,000.
Yesterday, we had a 4.98.
That just goes to show that we ain't lowering our standards.
We want a 5.00.
5.98, that is 0.2 away.
That hurts.
Yeah.
I'd rather be 7.6 than a 4.98.
Close.
Well, $34,000 your chance to play this morning at 8 o'clock.
Next on the show, though, let's laugh at some super rich people.
Yeah, that'd be nice.
Play.
ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley.
Well, global warming, we're seeing the effects of it
Right here in our own country
All the time
Although touch wood
We haven't had a big
Anything big for a while have we?
It's been a year since the floods
King tides at the moment
Oh right okay
I've been driving home and it's real real high
And I always think wow it's a king tide.
And then in the UK, they had that thing where the tide's so big,
it chucks waves down a dirty old river.
And people, did you see this?
Oh, no.
And they surf on it.
It's like an endless wave.
Right.
It's like a tidal wave and it just keeps going.
So that's all you need is a storm and then king tides.
It's not good times.
Terrible.
Terrible combo.
To the US we go in Massachusetts.
Massachusetts?
Massachusetts.
Massachusetts.
You sort of say Massachusetts, don't you?
Massachusetts.
Yeah.
So just north of Boston, there's a place called Salisbury.
It's right on the coast.
I'll show you a photo of these homes on the coast.
Oh, yeah.
Bye.
Like beautiful, like those would be multi-million dollar homes.
You wouldn't buy it now though, would you?
No, definitely not now.
Because I think one person in that photo had a tennis court,
but now that's just the beach.
And so literally the front door and the verandas are right at the top of the beach.
And so these are the after photos that I'm talking about now. But a few weeks ago, they had just finished a $600,000 US sand dune project.
They dumped a whole bunch of sand in front of their houses.
Trying to build more beach.
Yeah.
But that won't work.
It took 72 hours, two storms, and it's worse now.
The sand dune, it's gone.
It's all gone.
The thing with sand, it's quite light, isn't it?
It's made up of lots of little pieces.
Yeah, you just wash it away.
And so if it didn't suck it out to sea,
I'm imagining it pushed the sand even further in.
Yeah.
Kind of creating the...
It's all out to sea by the looks of it.
What a mess.
There are some places though, even in New Zealand you see them,
right on the beach cusp.
Yeah, and you're like, I would never buy a place like that.
Yeah, but only a few years ago, you'd only dream of owning a place like that.
I know, and now you're like, no.
Like, can they get insurance?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Ha, ha, ha, rich people.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Shame.
Unless it's your place
And then it's okay
Nah
They should have done those
Retaining walls
Yeah I don't know
Those seem to last
A little bit longer
Yeah
I don't know
But then they look ugly
Don't they
Big rocks and blocks
Stop your house
Slipping into the sea
I mean you've got
Two choices there
Yeah
But then it's like
Building a real rad sand castle
If you only put the
Retaining wall in front
Of your place
The water eventually Is going to go around it
and destroy your sandcastle.
Oh, dear.
What a pain in the butt.
Ha ha, ha ha.
Yeah, this is quite funny that they spend all that money.
So much money.
It's gone in like three days.
Like over a million dollars.
Yeah.
Imagine just sitting in your nice lounge watching it wash away.
Like, okay.
Bye.
Bye.
I guess we should move inland then.
Yeah, I guess we'll go into the mountains.
Next on the show.
I've got some destination dupes.
Because a lot of the most, like,
well-loved travel destinations
are too overpopulated and too expensive.
Yeah, too overpriced.
So I've got some dupes instead.
Wait, so like Kmart travel destinations? Basically
the Kmarts of the world.
Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan
and Hayley. Travel is so expensive
at the moment. Yeah. You know, and like
the world's back open, but if
only to those that can afford to do it
and like when I
we had a trip booked for 2020
and it was like your classics.
Barcelona. Oh, yeah.
Venice.
Yeah.
The Cinque Terre.
I was taking Aaron to places I've been.
And now, apparently, not only can I not afford to go there,
but it's like super overrun.
Yeah.
So, apparently, for 2024, according to XPDR,
one of the biggest travel trends is destination dupes.
So if you're looking for this vibe, why not try this place?
It's cheaper.
For example, London, very expensive, not only to get to,
but to stay in, Liverpool.
Now, have you ever been to Liverpool?
We've been to Liverpool.
I was pleasantly surprised.
Is it cool?
It was.
It had a real, I mean, this is going back some, but it had a really cool feel to it.
Good buzz. That would have been 11 or 12 years ago, wouldn't it?
I hate to break it to you, 14.
Jesus Christ.
Just grapple with that for a second.
Where is the time going?
Yeah, I don't know.
It was really cool.
It kind of had a big makeover, right?
Yeah, it had.
It was rad because people were like, oh, it's rough.
Scousers and what have.
Yes, yes.
It was a cool city.
Is that where the Gentleman's set?
The Netflix?
That's Liverpool, eh?
Yeah.
No, the Scousers are in it,
but on Liverpool.
Do you know, actually,
this show's fantastic, by the way.
You've got to watch The Gentleman.
It's like a long-form Guy Ritchie movie,
and I love my Guy Ritchie movies.
Me too.
And that guy, that main guy.
God damn, that's one handsome dude.
He could be in the next James Bond.
The guy from White Lotus.
Theo James.
Were you about to say Theo?
Theo James, I was going to say.
It's Theo James.
Theo, yeah, because he's British, isn't it?
Yeah.
But so Theo James, very handsome.
Could be the next James Bond.
There's Liverpudlians in it.
But you know, their house, they live on that.
Yeah, I love that people from Liverpool are Liverpudlians in it. But, you know, their house, they live on that. I love that people from Liverpool are Liverpudlians.
Yeah.
That's a great name.
That's Badminton House where Badminton was invented.
Really?
The estate that he lives on that he inherits.
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
Getting big Saltburn vibes from that place.
Well, it is.
It's the same vibe.
It's the same old massive estate.
Well, there you go.
Where you inherit it, you get a title with it.
Liverpool.
It's the place to go. I don't know if there's as much. I did like it, but get a title with it. Liverpool. It's the place to go.
I don't know if there's as much.
I did like it, but there's not as much to do as London.
There's no Broadway and stuff.
This is a dupe.
You're going for a more budget-friendly option.
I love when you Google Liverpool, it doesn't take you to the city.
The first stop is the football club.
Yeah, of course.
It's like what it's most known for.
Santorini.
Okay.
Now, that's one of the most popular Greek islands.
But it would be a better option than, say, Mykonos or your popular?
Yes.
I would have thought that would have been.
The dupe for Santorini.
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
Which is a very popular one.
Maybe not as Mykonos.
It's Paros.
Okay.
Which we talked about not so long ago.
Why were we talking about Paros?
I think because people were like, hey, you should go here.
It's really cute, really great, got a good vibe.
Okay. St. Martin. Absolutely beautiful. Paros. I think because people were like, hey, you should go here. It's really cute, really great, got a good vibe.
Okay.
St. Martin.
Absolutely beautiful.
Paro sa.
St. Martin, which is in the Caribbean.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the one with the airport that everyone stands on the beach and the planes like literally land on top of you.
Yeah, like brush past your hair.
They're saying the dupe for that is Kura Kao, Kura Sao.
Yeah.
The blue liquor. I wasacao yeah maybe the blue liquor
I was going to say
the blue liquor
for blue Hawaiians
that place looks
incredible
is that liquor
named after how
blue the ocean is there
it's spout exactly
the same with the
little zhut on the sea
it's really close to
Venezuela right
yes
yeah
there's heaps more
so basically
like look for a
place that you want
to go
someone said they
were looking to go to Bruges
and ended up in Ghent.
G-H-E-N-T.
Never been there.
Palawan in the Philippines is a great dupe for the Maldives.
Yeah, I've heard that the Philippines has amazing beaches
and same with like Sri Lankan beaches as well.
Sri Lankan beaches look incredible
and you just like
don't immediately
think of it
yeah
you know
I guess
when my wife
leaves me
and my children
don't want to talk
to me anymore
I might just
Sri Lanka
I think so
and they'll be like
what's the story
behind that weird
old leathery
white guy
yeah
he loves Sri Lankans
he just likes
the food
the beaches
the women you know what I mean it's a one stop shop and there's some cute islands Yeah. He loves Sri Lankans. He just loves them. The food, the beaches. The women.
You know what I mean?
It's a one-stop shop.
And there's some cute islands.
There's some cute animals.
Yeah.
Because it's been isolated for so long.
Yeah, cute.
Okay, I'll just run a little quick list.
Okay.
Taipei instead of Seoul.
Okay.
Perth instead of Sydney.
That's hard.
I've never been to Perth.
It's beautiful.
And you can go see the quokkas on Rottenness Island.
Why not?
Pattaya instead of, I'm saying that like it's a Maori word, Pattaya.
Pattaya instead of Bangkok.
Palermo instead of Lisbon.
Quebec City instead of Geneva.
And Memphis instead of Nashville.
There's a whole bunch.
So if you're like looking at, you've always had a dream of going somewhere like Venice,
look up like Venice dupe
and it'll probably give you a cute little Italian island.
The Venice in Las Vegas.
Oh no, that's not the same.
No, it's good going there
because then you can go to New York, New York.
You can kind of go around the world.
France, Paris.
Without actually leaving.
You've got everything there.
Las Vegas.
There's literally a dupe city
for like every city in the world.
Play ZM's Fletchville and Haley from the Panoramic ZM Think Tank.
This is the Top 6.
Still going.
Hold on.
Sound like a didgeridoo.
Is that appropriate?
Top six things, top six today,
is dealing with the fact that this male humanoid robot was unveiled,
and it immediately, well, like,
its first action was to literally put its hand on the butt
of the female reporter next to her.
Classic male robot thing to do.
It's great.
Saudi robotics company QSS named the male robot Mohammed
and he was debuted
at the Deep Fest
and he's bilingual.
He's a male humanoid robot.
What can he speak?
English and Arabic.
Yes.
And then immediately
I thought that three
hooked up with other guy robots
and girl robots.
Yeah, so did I.
I was like,
that's really advanced
for the Middle East.
Not publicly.
No.
Keep that one quiet. So yeah, they turned him on and he immediately was like, that's really advanced for the Middle East. Not publicly. No. Kept that one quiet.
So yeah, they turned him on and he immediately was like,
grab the butt of the woman next door.
So I've got the top six things the first male humanoid robot
did for the rest of his day.
Okay.
Number six on the list, said he'd be home at about seven from the pub.
Stumbled in at one.
Stumbled in at one.
Stumbled in at one. Stumbled in at one.
Without his car as well.
No idea. So we'll deal with that tomorrow.
A shoe missing.
And was going like, shh.
But he was just shushing himself.
Because he was unaware that he was making all the noise.
Number five on the list
of the top six things the first male humanoid
did next. Said he'd take care
of dinner, but then only cook
the meat part of dinner.
Did that just trigger you?
Yeah.
And then said everyone like,
I did dinner.
Yeah.
Did you?
I'll take care of dinner.
I brought you the meat
and I took it in
and I plated it
and I did all the salads
and the sides
and I set the table
and I'll do the dishes.
I did dinner.
You didn't though.
You did, Jay. You did it. Especially with did dinner. You didn't though, did you?
You didn't.
Especially with a steak.
You cooked it for what?
Six minutes!
Oh, a bit too long.
Number four on the list
of the top six things
the first male humanoid robot
did next for the rest of his day.
Wolf whistled at a passing
female journalist.
Just couldn't help himself.
Yeah, couldn't help it.
Just happened.
Did he call her toots?
Probably.
In both Arabic and English.
Oh, well.
We know he's bisexual.
Number three on the list of the top six things the first male humanoid robot did for the rest of his day.
Did a workout, but then after the workout didn't stretch at all.
And then later on in the day complained about how sore and stiff he was.
Yeah, I've really got to prioritize stretching.
I don't ever do it.
I've been saying that for the entirety of my life. I was going to say, I've been saying that for at least two decades. Yeah. I've really got to prioritise stretching. I don't even do it. I've been saying that for the entirety of my life.
I was going to say, I've been saying that for at least two decades.
Yeah.
I've really got to stretch more.
Number two on the list of the top six things the first male humanoid robot did for the rest of his day.
Sitting near the nap, went to the bedroom, pulled the curtains and opened it up in an incognito mode.
Oh, naughty.
He's a male.
Wow.
He's a bloody red-blooded male.
He's close too.
And number one in the list of the top six things
the first male humanoid robot did for the rest of his day.
Told his partner there wasn't any money for that thing
she wanted to do and then bought himself a new power tool
that cost about 600 bucks.
But it's going to serve the house, isn't it?
It is.
It's not a personal purchase.
It's for the betterment of the property.
Unlike that jacket you'll wear twice.
Hey.
Stop mentioning this jacket.
That upsized drop saw, it's going to get used so much.
So much.
About as much as a jacket?
Probably.
Yeah.
Probably.
Probably.
That's today's Top 6.
Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Probably. Yeah. Probably. Probably. That's today's Top 6. A woman was witnessed in a Woolies in Australia going into the supermarket, shuffling her
way towards the berries aisle.
Berries?
Berries.
Berries. Opening up a punnet of blueberries.
Yeah.
Opening them up, picking up each individual blueberry,
squeezing them.
Oh, no.
Some to the point of bursting, popping them back,
closing the tray, putting them down,
grabbing another tray and leaving.
And this was all witnessed by another woman who then got in a car
and was like, who?
What?
She was selecting individual blueberries.
When she selected her train, had she opened that one as well?
No. What? She got a
freshie. Oh, so she was just
testing. Oh no, sorry. She did to
another two punnets.
So three punnets
before grabbing a fourth and walking
away. Oh no. Surely of those three punnets before grabbing a fourth and walking away.
Oh, no.
Surely of those three punnets,
you would make up one punnet of the best blueberries.
Nah, she was just picking them up.
Squeeze.
When I buy, like, blueberries or raspberries,
only when they're on special,
because otherwise they're, like, a million dollars.
Yeah.
You hold them up and you look for, like... Juice and mould.
Juice and mould.
Like, raspberries, juice?
No, raspberries, mould.
Blueberries, wrinkles.berries mould Blueberries wrinkles Yes
Blueberries wrinkles
Or whiteness
Both of them juice
Yeah
And boysenberries
And you just like
You don't open the lid
You never open the lid
No
It's not an avocado
You can't squeeze it
The only thing
I would say the only things
In the fruit and vegetable aisle
That you're allowed to finger
Avocados Well You can flick the bean off People say that you're allowed to finger.
Avocados.
You can flick the bean off. People say that you're meant to push the top.
The top little nub. No, you don't
push it in, you roll it back because then you can
look in and if it's green, that's the colour.
No, but then you roll it off and if it's
too hard, you pop it back in.
No, I flick that thing right
off and then I'll look at it and be like,
nope, and pop it down.
I'm the primary flicker.
You're like grenading.
You're deepening the grenade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then putting it back in amongst the grenades.
I don't even know what else you're allowed to finger in the fruit and vegetable aisle.
Oh, no, stone fruits.
Light, yeah, but stone fruits, light squeeze.
Nectarines, light nectarines, peaches.
Peaches, yeah.
Because you want to know if a peach has got a bit of give.
You don't want a hard, hard peach.
Yeah.
Apples, you've got to check they're not flowery.
And you can always tell.
I don't squeeze apples.
I can tell an apple visually.
Visually.
I mean, that's also the brand of apple you're buying.
Yeah, but a gala can be deceptive.
It looks good.
Yes, that's flowery.
You don't buy a gala.
That's why you don't buy a gala.
Yeah, but sometimes they're the only ones.
No, it's at the bottom of the list.
No, you buy a rose.
Rose. At the top of the list. No, you buy a rose. Rose, top of the list.
The sweet tangy ones.
Yeah, the sweet tangy ones.
Very, really pinch.
That's what I've got.
Sweet tango.
Yeah, beautiful.
That's a good one.
That's going to be crunchy regardless.
It's a good one.
You've picked an ugly one, though.
Granny Smith.
No, look.
It's beautiful.
You look at the rear end.
What?
It's an apple.
You've forgotten about the back.
It's beautiful.
You've done the front of the hair, but you've left the back.
I'm not worth it.
You're such a fruit snob.
Yeah.
You are such a fruit snob.
I'm actually allowing, I'm giving apples a lot of leeway this season.
Why?
Well, because they got wiped out, didn't they?
Yeah.
Yeah, we've got to forgive.
We've got to forgive and forget.
We're not living in a, we're not living in a, we're not living in bloody 2016 where you
could be fussy about your apples.
You've got to take what you can get in this crazy world.
Well, the debate online is some people are like,
most people are saying like, oh, that's gross.
And thank God we wash them when we get home.
Do we?
Do we?
Or we eat them in the car.
Well, individual blueberries.
After hearing this, I'm definitely washing my blueberries now.
Oh, my yuck.
Same.
ZM's Fletchletchborn and Hayley.
Fletchborn and Hayley, silly little pole, silly little pole.
It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole,
silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole,
silly little pole.
Ideally, how long do you like the movies to be?
That is to say, Silly Little Pong?
Under two.
We had three options.
One to two, two to three, or three plus.
Three plus received zero percent.
Zero percent.
Wow, that's incredible. I feel like there's been a real increase in movies over three.
Like two of the Oscars, I don't know.
Killers?
Killers of the Flower Moon and Oppenheimer were both three hours and like a few minutes.
Then you think of your avatars, they're always plus three.
All your Lord of the Rings, they've always been plus three.
Yeah.
Yeah, Scorsese loves a plus three.
But like I reckon the ideal sweet spot is like an hour and a half, an hour 45.
Yeah.
Two hours.
You don't want to feel ripped off.
When it's over too quick, you're like, Billy was in there.
Yeah.
Hour 40.
Two and a quarter hours for The Holdovers, which was also nominated.
Hour 57 for American Fiction.
Have you seen The Holdovers?
No.
It's really good Is it?
Yeah
Paul Giamatti's awesome
Oh yeah I love him
Yeah
He's great
Zone of Interest
I've never heard of that
That was nominated
That was One Hour 46
Now we're talking
Now we're talking
What was Barbie?
Barbie was over two hours eh?
Barbie was One Hour 54
Poor Things
Two Hours 21
That's long
I didn't think that movie Had two hours 21. That's long.
I didn't think that movie had two hours 21 in it.
I don't mind a long movie if it's at the movies.
But when it's like, you know, you're thinking like,
can I have a three-hour movie in me before bed?
Yeah. You know, like I'm pushing bedtime here.
Can I do a three-hour movie?
You're like, I'm pushing bedtime here. Can I do a three-hour movie? You're like, eh. I believe Zone of Interest is the, like, Holocaust-y film.
Didn't it win Best International Film?
Oh, right.
Okay.
Well, nominated for that.
But, yeah, Flowers of the Killer Moon rocking in at three hours 26.
Yeah, see, that's so long.
Too long.
That's long, my dude.
I mean, I've not seen it, but I'll happily watch it and give you some edit points.
So, Little Pole, one to two hours was the winner.
78% of people won between one and two hours.
22% between two and three.
Three plus, zero percent.
We're a TikTok generation, you know?
Yeah.
Our very short attention spans.
The old school movie makers, they want that three hours to tell a story and show their craft.
Make a TV show, my dude.
Make a limited miniseries.
So I can watch them in sort of preordained one hour chunks.
Yeah.
True dat.
Connor says, if it's a comedy, one to two hours.
When it's a masterpiece like Oppenheimer, it needs to be two to three hours.
Or I will allow just over three.
My tip is to tap out once the bomb successfully explodes.
You don't need the rest.
But then you miss all the...
It was like Sound of Music.
We stopped watching before the Nazis came as children.
It's a beautiful musical before that.
Yeah.
And then the Nazis come.
Nazis will ruin anything.
Stupid Nazis.
I'll say it.
I'm not afraid to go on record and say I'm anti the Nazis. I'll say it.
I'm not afraid to go on record and say I'm anti the Nazis.
Yeah, right. Do you know what?
I like to stay away from the political spotlight.
I'm going to join you there.
You're going to join there?
I handle Sproul and I'm anti-Nazi.
No good.
Good, good.
Please do not take an stance.
No, quiet on the Nazi front.
Move on.
Obviously anti.
Quiet on the Nazi front.
Beth says,
I prefer them to be in a miniseries format.
I will watch four hours of a miniseries,
no issue.
But I only really watch movies when flying,
otherwise too much of a time commitment.
Very contradictory.
Isn't that weird?
Like, yeah,
we will literally spend hours watching
TV.
Multiple series.
Yeah.
The binge watch.
Yeah.
But you can tap out at every market but a movie you've
kind of got to watch it all at once. And the sort of
ebbs and flows of television
are different to a movie. Yeah. And a movie
if you pause it halfway through you don't get
the recap if you come back to it a week later.
No you've got to kind of like rewind a bit.
They need a, they need, they've got
skip intro. Yeah. On
most streaming services they don't. Just skip recap.
Yeah. Some do. just skip recap. Yeah.
Some do.
Some do.
I've not noticed.
Disney's got a skip recap.
Because I hate the, sometimes the recaps of TV shows give away what's going to happen.
Because they'll recap something that happened like seven episodes ago.
And you're like, oh, that character.
And then all of a sudden they appear and you're like, of course they did.
And then they die before the end of the episode.
Yeah.
Aaron says anything past two and I'll definitely need a little
nap.
Ryan said, make it worthwhile if it's long
but give me an intermission if I'm going to the cinema.
Yeah.
Just watched a short film on Netflix. 18
hours. Absolutely perfect.
I'm like a 90 to
140 minute person, says Brianne.
140 minutes is for a good movie that's usually part of the series.
90 is for romance or comedy.
Yeah.
Paul often, over two hour, often equates the writing and editing that could have been tighter.
Oh, wow.
Sometimes.
I'm often thinking you need to get on with this.
He's got some notes there for the director and writers.
For Martin Scorsese.
Ten hours broken into one hour episodes is
ideal. Movies are too short after
having an amazing series. Yeah,
that's so true. Yeah, but you
don't get to watch it in the cinema.
You know? Like, you don't get the big sort of
red carpet thing with TV. Yeah, that's true.
Sometimes the chairs aren't as good
as just lying on the ground with a pillow.
I chose three hours.
Holly must have been the one person that voted for three hours plus,
but because it was under 1%, it registered as zero.
Wow, okay.
I chose three hours, but mainly with Lord of the Rings in mind.
The better, the longer.
Otherwise, it's going to be 90 minutes.
Yeah.
So that's a silly little poll.
Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn, and Hayley.
Sabrina Carpenter, Feather on ZM. Fletch, Vaughn, and Hayley. It's eight little part. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Sabrina Carpenter, Feather on ZM.
Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.
It's eight past seven.
Made a red carpet debut with Barry Keegan, didn't she?
Don't worry, guys.
Just bring a bit of pop culture to the show.
Are they together?
Yeah.
I didn't know they were together.
Yeah.
At Girls, Sabrina Carpenter and Salt Burn star Barry Keegan.
Kogan.
Kogan.
Spotted together. Whatever. It's Phil Keegan, isn't it? And I Keegan. Kogan. Kogan. Spotted together.
Whatever.
It's Phil Keegan, isn't it?
And I think it's Kogan as well.
Yeah, because it's Irish.
Spotted together and they made their red carpet debut.
Oh, that's really cute.
Don't worry about the 42-year-old guy bringing the hot pop culture.
She was Taylor Swift's opener, eh?
Oh, wow.
She's really.
Yeah.
Finger on the pulse.
Finger on the pulse here.
It is all go for her. It is all. She is peaked. She's right. Yeah. Finger on the pulse. Finger on the pulse here. It is all go for her.
She is peaked.
She's made a designate breakfast.
Now, experts are issuing a warning for Stanley Cup owners.
Now, I was going to say this includes you, Vaughn, but you've got a dupe.
And it's your kid's hand-me-down dupe.
Covered in cat stickers.
Yeah.
And, man, you have been peeing ferociously.
Dude, I've been really hooning the water.
I reckon I've been drinking three litres of water a day.
I was just waiting at the kitchen for Vaughan to fill that thing up
so I could fill my coffee cup.
You're taking all the water.
It drained the water filter.
Yeah, I know it did.
And it holds so much in like a reservoir.
And then it has to refill the reservoir. Yeah, I know it did. And it holds so much in like a reservoir. And then it has to refill the reservoir.
It depleted the reservoir.
My bottle's empty.
Am I waiting for the reservoir to fill?
Your bottle's ugly as.
What's the story here?
Well, this is just like a pump bottle, basically.
But it's a renewable, you know, made out of sea plastics.
Because I've lost my Frank Green.
You throw it again.
I don't know. I slipped it.
It slipped out of my hand.
Did you break my car radio?
Did you have a rage toss?
It's not why it's dented. It slipped
from my hand ferociously and violently.
Anyway, they've
issued a warning to Stanley Cup users
to not leave their
Stanley Cups in their car visible
because there's been
a huge increase in people breaking into cars to steal Stanley Cups.
That just feels like too much effort.
It's marketing itself now.
The Cup's so popular, people are breaking and entering to get there.
I'm looking at prices anywhere between $80 and $100.
Yeah.
Some of the-
I saw a limited edition one on Facebook Marketplace for 280.
What was nice about it?
It was a collab with a business.
Oh, right.
That I won't mention is it's in direct competition to our show sponsor, McCafe.
Oh, okay.
Make McCafe your first stop.
Great things are brewing.
Don't read the-
I do, that's my job.
He also did a very good job.
He did a great job. With a didn't do a very good job. Oh, he did.
Great day's start with a great coffee.
Drive through at the cafe.
They probably put it in your Stanley flask if you ask them.
I don't know if they did pretty.
Ask them.
You might need to buy like eight coffees to fill up.
Yeah, I know.
That's what.
Those things are gigantic.
It feels like a leader.
But you think people would break into cars for things, for things worth less than 98 or $80.
100%.
I mean, I've only had my car broken into once, I think.
And when I say broken into, the doors didn't lock.
So I'm like, fair game.
It was my 92 Mitsubishi Mirage.
And they broke it and they took my radio.
You know, like we had one of those pull out pioneer
radios
Did you not explain to the whole radio?
The whole thing and it had
my Black Eyed Peas
Elefunk CD
What an album! How are you supposed to find
the love?
Don't fuck with my heart
That was an Elefunk
Or was that the don't get
Let's get it started
Let's get it started
But I had the album so it was you know
I was bobbing my head like epilepsy
To quote them
Did you say hey mama
Hey mama hey
When I opened the door I literally said
No no no no don't fuck with my heart
Did you not take off your face?
Do people still take off their faceplates?
No, I didn't take off my faceplate.
People do that.
I know.
It's like how ugly.
I used to take off my faceplate when I had a car.
Of course, you'd be mad not to because it's a turd.
Because they couldn't steal the whole head unit.
And then there was a little red light.
So it made people not break in.
But I've only ever had my car when I had a car.
That was in the 1990-200 prelude.
Yeah, it was a prelude.
I think it was a 94. I think it was a 94.
I think it was a 94.
It was a 94.
But the tail end of that is not only did they steal my radio
and my Alephunk Black Eyed Peas CD,
but they stole a set of fresh undies from a glove box.
That was the...
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
I know.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
No way.
Where is the love?
Am I right?
Where is the love?
In your undies
That's why they stole them
What a haul
So they open up
The glove box
And they're like
Undies
They were fresh
Like a fresh
Just in case set
Yuck
No gross
What kind were they
Were they a nice pair
Granny pennies
Even back then
Head to toe
Even back then
Do you reckon they stole it
Probably back then
I would have had
Slightly nicer
What year was this?
Because I was just assuming it was 2003 when the black guy plays Alephunks.
Yeah.
No, 2008.
Okay.
You were still listening to the Alephunk album in 2008. And I still do today.
It's a great album.
Other than Let's Get It Started.
Yeah, absolutely.
Anyway, I think we should take some calls of the wildest and weirdest thing that's been stolen from your car.
Like, I often see people leave
like a dollar or two dollar coin in the drinks holder.
Oh my God, Aaron says this to me all the time.
Because I've got my little corn holder.
I've got a corn holder.
It's corn hole.
Corn CDs.
You've got a corn hole game in the back side of your car.
You've got a corn holder in the front.
But my coin holder is exposed
because I've got my charger in the
cigarette thing. Right. And he's always like, don't
leave your coins laying around. People would
literally smash a window to steal like five
bucks of coins. 100% they
would. Let's take
some calls. 0800 DALZITAN. We'd love
to hear from you this morning. You can text through
9696. What's the wild thing
that was stolen from your car?
Play ZM's Fletch Vodanale. Play
ZM. What was stolen from your car
that sort of made no sense?
Because apparently there was a rise
in cars being broken into to steal
Stanley Cups that are in the cup holders.
But they're like $80, $90 so it
kind of does make sense. Yeah, I get it. But you wouldn't
think of someone stealing a drink bottle out of your car.
Yeah, when you think it's just a drink bottle.
That's what makes it seem insane.
But we're getting some messages in of the random and wild things
that have been stolen from your car.
I love how often people are texting in,
but their phone is auto-correcting car to cat.
Because they say, my cat got broken into
and they stole my cat charger for my phone.
Don't break into a cat.
Especially don't steal the charger.
Ella, what was stolen?
Oh, hello.
I'm a long-time listener, first-time caller.
Yay!
Good to be here.
Good to be here.
Welcome, Ella.
Welcome.
Ella, Ella, Ella.
Great to have you on the show, finally.
I honestly can't believe it's taken us this long to get her on.
We've been trying, haven't we?
Coming up with topics every day to talk about,
thinking, I wonder if Ella will call today.
Yeah, we have.
And now she's here.
And she's done it.
So this was your partner's,
something of your partner's that was stolen?
Yes.
So his car was parked up the drive
and there was a fence next to it,
so quite hard to get into. And his car was parked up the drive and there was a fence next to it, so quite hard to get into.
And his car got broken into and he was obviously very worried in the morning.
The only thing that was stolen, though, was his school jacket.
And he's a teacher, so it wasn't like it was a cool leasers jacket or anything like that.
It was just a school, high school teacher jacket.
Okay.
The only problem was that his school keys were in the jacket,
so all of the school had to be replaced.
Oh, my God.
Nice.
Yeah, because it would be pretty obvious what the keys were for
because it would have the crest of the school on the jacket,
wouldn't it?
And there'd be so many keys for a school.
So many.
Oh, yeah.
How much?
Was that an insurance thing or did they have to pay?
Did they have to pay?
It was quite pricey.
I think the school paid for it,
but at the time he was going for a full-time job.
He was going for a permanent job.
He was in part-time.
Oh, no.
Did he get it?
He's still there to this day.
Oh, God.
It's not his fault, is it?
I mean, I guess he's kind of paying off the keys.
You know, bosses are always like,
remember that time we replaced all the keys?
Yeah, hang on.
We won't get your pay rise.
Yeah.
We would have loved to, but, you know, the keys.
Exactly.
Ella, thank you.
Evie, your car was broken into?
Yeah.
They actually broke in to steal the car altogether,
but when they caught the guy, like five days later,
he had my ox cord in his
pocket still. Never got the car
back, but...
Wait, so you got an...
Those cords, though, they're always handy.
Yeah. He caught stealing
another car, and he had my ox cord
in his pocket. Must have been one of those
posh ox cords, you know? Was it a nice, like a
braided ox cord? Yeah, or gold-plated ends. Ohh ox cords, you know. Was it a nice, like a braided ox cord?
Yeah, or gold-plated ends.
Oh, yeah, for sound quality.
A puddley.
A puddley.
A puddley.
Was that a brand?
I think it was.
A $9 one from the warehouse.
Oh!
Okay.
Well, good ox cord.
Great ad for the warehouse.
Thank you, Jay.
What was stolen from your car
that was a little unusual?
My juggling gear.
So your balls, your knives, the club.
Can I just stop and say how brave
it was for you to call up and admit to the
nation that you juggle?
You're in safe hands.
Shannon's boyfriend is a magician, so don't worry.
He's a magician and juggler.
Aaron's a trained clown.
Aaron went to clown school in France, so don't worry.
But can Aaron juggle knives like Jay can?
No, he can't, but he does great character work.
And Margaret, Fletcher's Margaret, mime.
She is a mime.
That's why we never hear of her.
No, we never hear from her because she acts like she's stuck in a box the whole time.
I need to talk about juggling knives, Jay.
How do you start juggling knives?
Do you start with balls?
Yeah, you start with balls and you just work your way out.
What's the coolest thing you've ever juggled?
Basketballs.
Oh, yeah, because they'd hit each other on the way up.
Yeah.
What about chainsaws?
Oh, no.
Axes?
No, just knives.
Okay.
What about, like, work-life, social-life balance?
That's what I juggle.
That's probably the hardest thing I've had to juggle.
That's a very hard thing to juggle.
So when they took you...
Every day.
Every day.
They took your juggling gear, did you recover it?
No.
I don't know.
There must be some black market for juggling gear.
I'm not sure.
What was it?
The pins. What was your juggling gear? I'm not sure. What was it? The pins.
What was your juggling gear?
Balls, pins, a selection of things, a bag full of knickknacks?
Yeah, it was probably about maybe $2,000.
Oh, mate.
I just think because when I had my bag in the backseat of swimming gear stolen,
they just see a bag and take it and run.
Yeah.
And then they get home and they're like, oh, goddammit, it's juggling gear.
Oh, it's a speedo.
It's a speedo and some goggles.
Jay, thank you.
Some messages in.
I had my Darude CD stolen and a pair of gumboots.
Losing the CD hurt more than the gumboots.
Yeah, of course.
Gumboots are replaceable.
No more sandstorm for you.
Yeah, they broke into Steeler Radar.
It was a hidden radar, but it had dots on the windscreen,
and they must have known where I indicated.
But they also stole a box of tampons from the glove box while they were there.
Well, maybe that's why they broke in, because they were menstruating.
They were absolutely in a rage, in a menstrual rage.
And then they saw the tampons and they thought, oh, thank God.
That's when you've done all of your car break-ins.
When I break it, it's so out of
character. Someone said a box
of manky golf balls that are bought second
hand from the driving range.
I don't know if they thought they were going to be better golf balls
or not. What use is that?
Had my car stolen
and they stole all of the wrapped Christmas presents
that were in the boot. Jokes on them they were children's
presents. It's not a joke on them is it?
It's a joke on the children
that missed out on the presents.
Yeah.
I had a gag gift
from my best friend
stolen from the car.
I had a gag
and I was like,
well, you know.
You want that back.
It was a vodka bottle
full of water.
It was an inside joke
but it made for an interesting
police report.
I probably wouldn't even
put that on the police report.
No, I wouldn't put that
on the report.
Unless I said it was
an actual bottle of vodka.
Yeah, you would claim it.
Yeah.
The seatbelt's out of my Toyota Sinus.
What?
They used it to steal slash tow a flash car further up the street.
So they stole the seatbelts because they lacked the tow rope.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
That's weird, eh?
Because there feels like too many layers.
You're not prepared enough to have brought a rope.
Bizarre.
My Demio got stolen.
They did some crimes in it.
Classic.
Did some crimes in it.
Then got burnt out,
but they took my monogrammed leopard print keep cup
and my Sweet Valley High board game
from the boot that I just purchased.
Oh, no.
Sweet Valley High.
Play.
ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley.
Okay, I have a, I've got two graphs in front of me
because I thought maybe.
I think it's pronounced giraffes.
Oh, giraffes.
Giraffes.
Giraffes.
Giraffes.
I beg your pardon.
Giraffes are the African animal long neck.
No, it's a giraffe of water.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's a giraffe.
Those things at the zoo are called giraffes. Giraffes. Yeah. And the thing you've got is a giraffe of water. Oh. Yeah. It's a carafe. Those things at the zoo are called carafes.
Carafes.
Yeah.
And the thing you've got is a garafe.
A garafe.
Of lines and stuff.
Right.
Because my original carafe, oh, now I've got it.
Garafe.
Carafe.
Giraffe.
My original giraffe, thank you, was between the years of 1950.
Actually, I've just had word that a giraffe is when there's
sort of like a bit of wind getting in.
Oh, like under the door.
The thing you've got is a giraffe. That's a giraffe.
I've got a giraffe stopper.
You've got a giraffe stopper.
What you've got in front of you, the lines
mathematically, that's called a giraffe.
Well, it's a giraffe. A giraffe.
I thought it was a giraffe. Tall animal at the zoo.
Giraffe.
Water. Water. By the zoo. Carrass. Water.
Water.
By the bed.
Giraffe.
Okay, so what have I got?
The giraffe.
A giraffe.
I have in front of me a couple of giraffes.
Okay.
I'm not sure now.
I've got a couple of giraffes in front of me,
one of which starts from 1950 to the year 2020,
one of which starts in 1995.
So I think slightly more relevant, I'll go the 1995.
No, not in 50.
Okay, you want to go to the 1950s.
Truly a wonderful, the golden age of drafts.
Okay.
Yeah.
So basically it was a study done that surveyed couples who had met in the 1950s all the way
through to the 2020s.
Okay.
How they met.
Ooh.
Giving them, and then it traced sort of the trends
right based on how many people said they met here here here the trends over the last 70 years
dance halls so um post-world war two dance halls so the the options were through family
college so university, neighbours,
live in close proximity, work, through friends, grade school,
so primary and I guess high school in there, bar or social event, and then added in later only as an option from 1980, online.
Okay.
From 1980?
Imagine meeting online in the 1980s.
Well, no. Most apps were in the 1980s. Well no, most
apps were like
2010s.
2010s, yeah.
But there is, so on the 1980s
so the red line that I'm showing
the boys now is online
which obviously from the year 1980
to 2010 it just goes
in an almost vertical line up.
Straight up. As the most popular.
Whereas Through Friends grew from the 1950s right up to about like almost 40% of people meeting.
And then this is through friends and then plummeting in 2020.
So before dating apps, it was majority through friends.
Yeah.
Wow.
Through friends.
And then the next one would be through work
from the 1950s,
really peaking in the 70s and 80s.
Well, that was about that woman's work.
Oh, yeah,
because if you think about it,
the workforce would have been predominantly male prior.
Until then,
you just had to hook up with bloody Gary and accounts,
didn't you?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't want to hook up with Gary.
No, you wouldn't have been allowed
because you're not at work.
Yeah, true.
So that is like- That's why we had to do it. I don't want to hook up with Gary. No, you wouldn't have been allowed because you're not at work. Yeah, true.
That's why we had to hook up with Gary.
Had to do it.
In the 50s, it's quite low,
but around 15% of people meeting in the workplace.
Well, women were too busy having babies.
In the 50s, we had to repopulate the earth after a while or two.
Yeah, but even in 2020, that's plummeted right down.
Your other options being college,
that's kind of laid quite flat the whole time. Neighbours, that's plummeted right down. Your other options being college, that's kind of laid quite flat the whole time.
Neighbours, that's gone right down.
Through family, plummeting down.
That would have been massive back in the day.
I'm pretty sure one of my sets of grandparents was a family,
like we marry that family.
Which now you can't imagine anything worse,
imagine you're like auntie or uncle or your parents saying,
we've got a lovely fellow for you to meet. And you've got to meet them because we want to
keep this land and the family. So in the
1950s through to the 1970s
through family
was second only to through friends.
Wow. And then it came down
underneath work and
bar social occasion. Wow, okay.
Now even bar social occasion
was quite high in the 1950s,
around 15%, but it didn't really peak that much
until the 90s, and that's when we were all bloody.
Hidden to clubs.
Hidden to clubs.
Okay.
And it's had a soft taper down in the 2020s
because we're still going out and hooking up.
That's where you met your wife, into club.
That's correct.
But the online line, like these lines all follow a similar shape,
like a sort of follow a similar shape,
like a sort of softer rise and fall, bell curve,
whereas online is like flat, boom.
You've done a fantastic job describing that giraffe for the graph.
Thank you.
The graph.
I wanted to know how you were going to do it.
I'm very impressed with your ability to describe a graph.
Draft, draft, draft.
The craft was quite hard.
I can see it, but I wanted the listener to see it visually as well.
Basically, if you're not on an app now, you're not meeting people.
But we're not even connecting our friends with hookups now.
Because I've had this before with single friends who were like,
man, I'd love to date someone.
And I'd rack my brain like, who could I hook you up with?
No one.
So what are the top three now then?
As it stands, what are the top three now then? As it stands,
what are the top three remaining?
They're all low.
Yeah.
But,
so online,
number one by a country mile.
Yep.
And then just above,
like,
and then dropping well below 10% is through friends.
Just below that is work.
Just below that is bar.
Works are still above bar. But the types of workplaces are like, no. Yeah. You're not allowed to. Which is work. Just below that is bar. Works are still above bar.
But the haps of workplaces are like, no.
Yeah.
You're not allowed to.
Which is good.
Yeah, they really, when we came in and we were like,
we want to be a thruffle, we want to be a thruffle,
and they were like, no, it's going to complicate the show.
It's like, cool, you guys are so square.
Yeah.
That was because I sent them an email on the way
and I'm like, you've got to nix this.
What?
I don't want to be part of this.
Play.
ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. We left you on the way and I'm like, you've got to nix this. I don't want to be part of this. Play ZM's Fletch,
Vaughan and Hayley. We left you on the tease of someone nearly burnt their house down
and he said out of the six of us, guess who?
Shannon, isn't it?
Yeah.
Anyone was going to burn their house down yesterday.
Was this just a ploy to get some hot fireman over?
No, it's my parents' house as well.
So risky business. Oh, yeah.
I just wanted a little snack,
so I was going to have some kale chips.
I just wanted a little snack.
Oh, slither a little snack.
Yeah, I wanted a snack,
so I was like,
I'll cook up some kale chips.
Like I always...
No, like I was having like a treat plate,
you know, that like mentality
of like one healthy thing
and then you can eat everything else you want
because you're still having
a healthy thing on the plate.
Yeah, so there's like M&Ms's and licorice and like sweets.
But it's balanced.
But balanced kale chips.
So I was making kale chips.
Do this all the time in the air fryer.
Four minutes.
Beautiful.
Super quick.
Do they come out like super crispy?
Crispy.
The inventor of the air fryer
did not want people air frying kale.
I wanted kale chips having nuggies.
Genuinely delicious. Genuinely delicious. Well, kale chips are genuinely delicious.
Genuinely delicious.
Well, I think you're right, Vaughan, because I started,
within a minute I smelt burning and I was like,
wow, this air fryer is quick.
This is good.
And so I just left it and I went to my room and grabbed my bottle.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
So you smelt burning.
Yes.
And you thought, wow, and then you left it.
Yeah, but it wasn't like concerning burning
it just smelt like kale real fast
concerning burning
it sounds like something you'd say to the doctor
I have some concerning burning
so I come back and there's a minute
to go and I come back in and
I see a lot of smoke coming
out of the air fryer like not the
basket but the top
and I was like ooh so I open it and I see you know how the air fryer it like not the basket, but the top. Oh, no. And I was like, ooh.
So I open it and I see, you know how the air fryer,
it's got a hot element at the top?
Yeah.
And it kind of goes.
Yeah.
It goes, sorry, what?
It goes, what?
It goes, what?
Sounds like she's got like itchy ears.
Donald Duck.
The new Disney thing, the air fryer. In that hot element was about two pieces of kale on fire.
They were red hot.
Do you reckon that the air...
It took it up.
It took it up.
You're telling me kale was red hot?
Yes.
I didn't know it would do that.
I don't think kale can get red hot.
Well, it did.
Like lava.
Yeah.
Like metal gets red hot. I panicked and I know you're going to make fun of me and I'm not lying
I grabbed a knife
It was the nearest thing near me
Because I used a knife to cut the kale
Panicked
Wedged the kale off the thing and it flopped
Onto the bottom
Ash everywhere
And smoke everywhere
I start panicking.
This is not my house.
I'm a guest.
Like, what do I do?
So then I just hid it all, and I put it in the bin.
I messaged you guys being like, uh-oh, I might have started a fire.
The air fryer smoked for about 20 minutes after the fact.
Did you unplug it at the wall?
Well, no.
So then I put the kale back in for a second just to finish it off
because it was soggy still. What the hell? No, no. So then I put the kale back in for a second just to finish it off because it was soggy still.
What the hell?
No, but I was listening.
No, I listened.
So I stood next to it this time, supervised kale.
Okay.
And I heard it.
So I pulled it out and I said, no, soggy kale for me today.
At this point, we're lucky she didn't throw a bloody bottle of water over it to try to cool it down.
I think it's meant for heavier items.
Well, but I've made kale chips in there before
and there's no rule.
Like no one said don't do this
and then I did it.
I just...
Were your parents home?
No.
And when they got home,
was there a lingering smell of...
So much smoke.
I nearly set your house on fire.
There was ash still on the bench.
Like it had kind of spread apart.
And I said, listen,
I did start a minor smoke, but it's kind of spread apart and I said, listen I did
start a minor smoke but it's
sorted, you will smell it also, you probably
will hear this on the radio tomorrow
don't worry, it was under control
once I went back but I did
leave it unsupervised
I wouldn't have admitted that
I wouldn't have admitted that to them
I respect them and I should have
You do it once and they'll never let you.
It's like when I left my GHD on.
And I went to high school and I came back and my mum had confiscated it.
I'm going to have my kale revoked from me now.
Yeah, you will.
No kale.
Yeah, it was not good.
So the kale's too light.
And when the air starts circulating, you've just got like a leaf.
Yeah.
You might need a cage or a grill or something.
Yeah, yeah.
And I mean, upon reflection, shouldn't have tried it a second time.
Should have just eaten your M&M's.
Eat your M&M's next time.
Just eat M&M's next time.
Yeah, okay.
Thank you.
Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.
I haven't heard the word taxi chits for a while.
Fletch just screamed.
I said, let's get some taxi chits.
So we can get after.
And I was like, what is it, 2006?
That's a corporate thing, guys.
We've got chips.
That's a corporate thing.
We've got chips.
We're over a candidate.
We're talking about going somewhere.
Anyway, speaking of going places,
I have a list of five destinations for people who love average temperatures.
We're talking, we're not going to, you know,
Bangkok, 39 degree humidity, heat,
or we're not going to Norway, negative four.
Yeah.
The people that love, what would you call a mid 21, 22?
Like almost like a spring.
Or a New Zealand like summer.
I just feel like New Zealand's mid.
We are mid.
It can be quite humid in places.
But there's nothing worse.
I think we get blaringly hot in inland places in New Zealand.
But there's nothing, like you can go toly hot in inland places in New Zealand. Yeah. But there's nothing
like you can go to an amazing place and it's
40 something degrees. You can't stay out
too long. So looking at these average temps
that they've given this list of five places
to visit, if you like a mid, it's between
16 and 19.
Degrees Celsius? Yeah, 18.
Oh no. It's gotta be hotter.
I want it between 20 and
25. Same. I love it between 20 and 25.
Same.
I love 23.
Like a Raro.
Is that a Raro?
Dude.
Yeah, that's a Raro, isn't it?
Park yourself up with a cocktail. We should get some taxi chits and get them to drive us to Raro.
Yeah.
Hells yes.
Fishburger at the mooring.
Okay, here's the list.
Plug me in.
And this is somewhere, the first one, I know you love this place, Fletch,
Medellin in Colombia.
Oh, yeah.
What's known as the city of eternal spring.
Average temp, 18 degrees.
It is.
It's all year round.
It's always beautiful.
Bustling, vibrant city in Colombia set against a backdrop of jagged peaks.
Natural beauty makes the perfect setting for hiking, zip lining,
and horseback riding.
Is it pretty?
Excuse me.
I'm yawning.
Very bored. How can I make this more fun for you? How can I spice this up? ziplining and horseback riding is it pretty excuse me I'm yawning very bored
how can I make this
more fun for you
how can I spice this up
maybe talk about
places I've been
or will ever go
or could afford to go
right now
so it needs to be
within like
driving distance
of my home
try happy
no can't afford
to get there
can't afford to stay
there once I get there
what were you going to say
how close is Midellin to the...
Equator.
Equator.
Because that's the key to a consistent temp, right?
Oh, it's the borders of Ecuador.
Isn't that on the equator?
Ecuador!
Named after the equator.
The bananas.
The banana belt.
But it's because it's in the Andes.
It's high elevation.
So that's what makes it cooler.
Gotcha.
Because it's pretty cold.
It's a little bit cooler.
Yeah.
How do I pronounce Truilo?
Truilo.
Tru.
T-R-U-J-I-L-L-O.
I'm not up to that on Duolingo Spanish.
I have no idea.
T-R-U-J-I-L-L-O.
J-I-L-L-O.
Truilo.
Whereabouts is that?
Peru.
Average temp 17 degrees.
Oh yeah, see that's nice.
You'd be forgiven for thinking you'd travelled back in time
with a visit to this colonial era beautiful spot in Peru.
If you go in January, beautiful.
Trujillo.
Trujillo.
Trujillo.
No J or L, you confuse me.
Okay, George in South Africa.
Average temp 18 degrees.
George or George?
George.
It's just called George.
One of the oldest towns in South Africa.
That's like having a town called Kevin.
Nestled in the Cape Wildflower floral kingdom.
So you can have lots of scenic landscapes.
They've got a giant strawberry.
Repeat.
They've got a giant strawberry.
What, like a tourist attraction?
Yeah, it's a giant peach.
That's kind of our thing as a country. More like the Te Puke one, though, where you can go up into the strawberry. Oh a tourist attraction. Yeah, it's a giant peach. It's kind of our thing as a country.
More like the Te Puke one, though,
where you can go up into the strawberry.
Oh, yeah, okay.
It's not gorgeous, actually.
This is the part of South Africa.
The next one, Serengeti.
Okay.
Tanzania.
18 degrees.
Beautiful national parks.
Go and see the Hanimos.
But it doesn't get too hot or too cold.
Okay.
Exactly.
And the final one on this list of the great places to go
if you love an average temperature.
Is it Thai happy?
It's Mexico.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Yeah.
No, but Mexico can get really hot.
I thought so.
16 degrees.
On Mexico City or the beaches?
Look no further than Mexico City.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because that's inland.
Okay.
Beautiful food steeped in history, surrounded by art.
It's amazing.
Markets, museums, gorgeous.
Are the headless bodies still turning up?
Oh, yeah, they'll be the occasional one.
They look away in a headless body.
In some of the towns with the cartels, yes, born they are.
Picking it apart.
God, you are.
Play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey.
Play ZM.
It is time for the impossible phone-in topic Were you in an ad as a child?
TV commercials
Obviously what we're aiming for
And like what did you get paid?
Did your parents keep the money?
Oh yes
I went to school with a girl who was always in lots of ads
She had like really big ginger curly hair, gorge.
And I'm pretty sure she never got any of it.
Oh, what?
Really?
The parents just sensed it?
So she stood out.
Yeah, she stood out.
She was a beautiful, unique looking girl.
I was too much of a minger to ever get a cast in a TV ad.
Also, we lived in New Plymouth and TV ads weren't made there.
No, they certainly weren't.
They were big cities.
Yeah.
So I reckon that's the only reason I wasn't, to be honest.
I think so.
No, I've seen photos of you as a kid.
Cute as a button.
Yeah.
Blonde hair, so blonde.
I know.
We are talking about Mia Gravadio, who was six years old when she became known for the Spanish catchphrase,
You could probably do this because you do duolingo. Well, no, because you know I'm not a...
I'm starting to feel like this Duolingo is such a waste of time.
No, because I'm only 100 and something days into Duolingo.
I have actually asked Dr. Shawnee to kick you off the family plan.
I said, he is taking the person with the Duolingo.
You are giving it to him for free.
No, I'm on the Dr. Shawnee Duolingo plan. Dr. Shawnee is going to remove you. I must remind him actually that somebody renews his Duolingo. You are giving it to him for free. No, I'm on the Dr. Shawnee Duolingo plan.
Dr. Shawnee is going to remove you.
I must remind him actually that somebody renews his Duolingo.
I'm not paying full price because you have to pay for Duolingo.
Twice we've asked you for Spanish pronunciation in this show alone, puppy.
Yeah, because I haven't done all the words.
Puppy, listen, puppy.
Mamacita, I haven't done all the words yet.
Puppy, listen to me.
You're not improving.
Por favor, por favor.
He's better than you.
Si, si, si.
I don't know if he is.
God, there's one authentic puppy in this studio.
Yes.
Si, puppy.
Si, puppy.
Porque no los dos means why not have both?
Okay.
And it's from a 2010 old El Paso commercial
where they were arguing over if they were going to have crunchy tacos,
a yuck or delicious soft shell tacos, the only way you should ever eat tacos.
The best, yeah.
And so this girl in the ad is how old at the time?
Six at the time in 2010.
So 14 years later, she's 20 and she's back in the spotlight.
And shame on Old El Paso for not signing her into a lifetime contract
because she's gone and promoted another opposition spice.
And this ad was made in Australia, not Mexico.
What?
And she is not Mexican.
What?
What?
She's Indonesian and Ecuadorian.
Oh, okay.
Okay, yeah.
So close enough they said in Australia in 2010.
Close enough that's in Australia right now.
Yeah.
Right, we need a little brown kid.
What kind of brown?
Dumb question over there.
Dumb question.
Brown is brown.
This is Australia.
Hola.
Hola.
Dora?
Pitterambora.
So, yes.
She's 20 years old and she's back on the spotlight.
She's popped up now advertising some, like, spice packets you can buy at the supermarket.
Some other food product, yeah.
But is this for the competition?
Jeepers.
No loyalty these days.
Good on her.
Yeah.
Man, I would not have thought that ad was that old, though.
Because she's that age at primary school.
If you're on, my girls go to school with some kids
who were recently on TV for catching a marlin.
Oh, yeah?
That's all anybody at school talks about.
Really?
So they're like famous?
They were just like the stars of the school.
Wow, okay.
Or when they caught the marlin, they were on TV.
Right, they saw the kids and they caught a marlin.
That's insane.
But if you were on an ad that was on
lots
yeah
like you know
that little girl
there's an ad on
at the moment
and that's what
made me think of it
as the girl you
knew Hayley with
red hair
yes
there's that little
girl on the ad
at the moment
and it's like
someone's leaving
the door open
and someone's eating
all the something
something
and she's like
this someone's no good
yeah
the most gorgeous
child must be a
superstar at school
yeah yeah okay well this is what we want to ask all 800 dials at and she's like, this someone's no good. The most gorgeous child must be a superstar at school.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, well, this is what we want to ask.
0800-DARLS-IT-IN, the impossible phone-in topic.
Were you in an ad as a kid?
Not as an adult.
Because we don't want your fiancé to call up.
Yeah, Aaron, put down the phone.
Yeah.
We can see Greg Grover from Nova's calling up.
We know.
We know.
Yeah.
As a kid, were you in a TV ad?
And I want to know bonus points as well.
How much were you paid for this?
Did you get the money?
Was it put into your account or did your parents spend it?
Yeah.
Or just say that it was work experience.
Or did you have to spend it on something boring like your school uniform or something?
Oh, 800 dials at Emerson number. Oh, yes.
Texting me from their parents.
Can't afford a school uniform
and just trying to make ends meet.
You're paying for it.
Text in 9696 0800 DALSITM.
Were you in an ad as a kid?
The impossible phone-in topic today,
were you in a TV ad as a kid?
Because the kid that was in
the old El Paso ad
has gone viral
because she's popped up
in Australia
and she's now 20 something
and everyone's like,
wow.
Wow.
We're all old now.
Time doth fly.
Where's the kid
that invented
the flat bottom taco?
He must be like
20 now too.
Because I looked him up.
I was confused.
I thought the girl
that we were talking about
who said,
why not have both?
Yeah.
I thought she was the one
that invented the flat bottom taco,
but that was a little boy.
And they just loved launching the small.
Yeah.
They just throw them onto the ceiling.
As we learned today,
not even Mexican children.
Went up in the air.
Wall's been pulled over our eyes.
Yeah.
So many messages and calls
and it is not the impossible finder.
Catherine,
you were in two ads as a kid
Hey guys
Yes I was
Which ads?
One was the
One was like a cookie bear one
Okay
I was just in the background
But the
The one
That kind of stuck out the most
Was
Do you guys remember
The old instant Kiwi ads
And they were kind of
Quite funny That was Like the guy Bungie Jumped off the bridge And caught the trout In the river Oh yes Do you guys remember the old instant Kiwi ads? And they were kind of quite funny.
That was like the guy bungee jumped off the bridge and caught the trout in the river.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
They were really wacky.
It was like...
Yes.
And so what was your ad?
So I definitely wasn't the star of the show.
Okay.
But I was in the background on the...
It was the one on the train where the lights go off,
and then when they come back on, someone's being kissed.
Oh, yes, I remember that.
Yeah, you wouldn't get away with that these days.
No, definitely not.
Different times, different times.
You're not even allowed to touch people on public transport.
Did that make you famous at school, Catherine?
Well, what happened was, I don't know,
I think it was What Now?
Yeah. They used to do it was What Now. Yeah.
They used to do like bloopers of ads.
Yes.
And the guy, I'm trying to remember his name.
I feel like it's Jason someone.
Jason Farfoy?
Yeah.
Yeah, that guy.
Or Anthony Samuels.
He was me in the blooper.
Oh.
So he had like a little wig with pigtails and stuff.
So he, wow. Okay. So wig with pigtails So he Wow okay
So if you're
If someone's playing you on what now
That's big kudos
It's huge
That's amazing
Catherine thanks for your call
I reckon they're only on YouTube somewhere
Yeah I'm looking at it
Kawana good morning
You were on an ad as a kid
Yeah good morning guys
How are ya
Good
So what ad were you on
So I was on the old McDonald's Big Mac ad Yeah, good morning guys, how are you? Good. Bloody good, mate. So what ad were you on?
So I was on the old McDonald's Big Mac ad that played, I think it was about 15?
Okay.
Something like that.
Yeah, and it was like, it had that jingle, like,
they're eating them and Kai Tai and Nelson and the bless.
Yes, I remember that.
Remember that one?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
And so were you eating a Big Mac on the air?
Yeah, yeah, so they came to our school and auditioned. I grew up in Raglan, so I went to Raglan area.
Yeah.
And they came and auditioned us,
and myself and my girlfriend at the time,
and my friend and his girlfriend all auditioned,
and his girlfriend and I got the job.
And they filmed it
at the Raglan
you know the big
water towers
you go into Raglan
yeah
so they filmed it
there on someone's boat
I know there was a boat
parked up there for sale
and we just used that
as like a prop
and
yeah we were
dancing around
and
singing the song
and
holding a fake
Big Mac in our hands
fake
not even real gosh Not even real?
God.
Not even real.
And it was so big, like, the tip of my thumb and the tip of my finger could only just hold
it.
Oh, my God.
What was it made of?
They said it made it look smaller on TV, so they had to be bigger and realer.
Yeah, right.
So, and what, did you get paid for that?
Yeah, so, funny story of that, I got paid, I think it was about $170 a week while the ad was playing.
Oh!
We're getting a back-end deal, baby!
We're getting back, we're getting residuals!
This is exactly what these movie actors do for their big movies.
I was like Sandra Bullock on Gravity.
Took nothing, just got the back-end deal.
Yeah.
And so how long did that ad play for?
So that's the funny story.
Because there was no McDonald's in Raglan,
people were ringing up and complaining that they were going to Raglan
and there was no McDonald's because they recognised the water tower.
Oh, right.
So the ad got pulled after about three weeks.
Oh, no.
I mean, what does it matter?
It's just, yeah.
Oh, wow. So you could have, imagine if it matter? It's just, yeah. Oh, wow.
So you could have, imagine if it had been over. So you made a few hundred bucks. Because that ad played for
weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks.
It was on forever. Oh, my God.
Amazing. Hey, thank you so much for sharing.
Ava, good morning. You were on an ad
as a kid? Good morning.
How are you guys? Really good. Really well, thank you.
Good. I'm a first-time
caller, long-time listener. No, you say long-time listener first. Why don't we all you. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener.
No, no, no.
You say long-time listener first.
Why don't we all tell you,
you say the long-time listener, first-time caller.
You've got to say that directly.
Go.
Oh, sorry.
Long-time listener, first-time caller.
Yay!
I would just dang but born as such a stickler.
I'm a bit of a stickler.
He's a stickler.
Welcome to the show.
Oh, that's okay.
I know, I know.
Now, you were five years old when you were on an ad as a kid.
What was it for? So I was the Oh, that's okay. I know, I know. Now, you were five years old when you were on an ad as a kid. What was it for?
So I was the little Aunt Betty's girl.
So I did the Aunt Betty's puddings, the cream puddings, the milkshakes, all of that.
We were five.
And were you famous at school for being on that ad?
I was.
Almost.
And you asked me, are you bringing pudding to school?
They don't realise
you don't actually
get much pudding.
Yeah, did they give you
any free puddings?
Oh, all the time.
I mean,
I was constantly
eating it, I think.
And I mean,
when you were filming
those kind of ads,
the amount of pudding
to go through
was kind of ridiculous
to get the shot.
Yeah, kind of
almost would put you
off.
It was a yogurt ad
and by the end
I had a lot of
good bacterias in my stomach. Yeah, yeah. Two hours later, all of almost would put you off. I was on a yogurt ad, and by the end, I had a lot of good bacterias in my stomach.
Yeah, yeah.
Two hours later, all of those good bacterias
exited at quite a speed.
Exited the stomach.
Ava, thank you for calling.
Some messages in, so many.
Of where people have been in ads as kids.
I was on the police ad.
Do you know that one?
The one, he ain't heavy.
Oh, yes.
He's my brother.
We got a message in from our friend Karina
who said she sung the Weepix jingle.
Kiwi kids.
Weepix kids.
Amazing.
I knew someone that was in the Utter Peanut Butter Nutter
ad from Sanitary. Do you know, I looked
exactly like one of those kids when I was
young and I just used to tell people it was me.
He always says this.
Peanut butter nutter butter, peanut butter.
From sanitarium, I take the freshest peanuts in the world and pour them in.
And we don't pay any tax.
Because we're owned by a church.
We love Jesus.
Peanut butter.
I was in a big fresh ad.
We had to pretend there was flying supermarket trolleys.
Oh, my gosh.
There was some random kid that I had to pretend
was my brother
and that was the hardest part
of the whole thing
because I was like,
that guy's not my brother.
He doesn't even look
anything like me.
That guy's not my brother.
What else?
I am Mexican
and I was in an ad
in Mexico City
for a supermarket,
Commercial Mexicana.
Okay.
It was a back-to-school supply ad.
So everybody got this to get their back-to-school supplies,
and I was in it.
And then at school, I was very famous for it.
You were very famous.
And they would have been also perfect for the Old El Paso ad.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Like, actually Mexican.
We were at Marineland on a family holiday when I was seven,
and I was sitting in the crowd being like,
oh, my God, because they had dolphins.
Long time ago. A few months later, there my God, because they had dolphins. Long time ago.
A few months later,
there was a TV ad
from Marineland.
Guess who was in it?
Never got paid.
Never even got asked.
Never even got asked.
I always wonder
when you go to a,
especially an outdoor
adventure activity
and you see big posters
of couples doing zip lines
or going out on a boat.
Did they ever ask?
No.
Like, they left and went back to their country
and now they've got a free ad of you.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
At school, I was in ads for KFC,
Jenny and Holmes,
Telecom,
Rabobank,
and Wrigley's Gum.
Wow.
This must be an extremely good looking child.
Yeah.
At 18,
it afforded me to be able to go travelling for three years.
That's nice.
See, that mum and dad must have put the money in a good account.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did they pay, though?
Did they pay?
Like, have they done any ads since?
Don't know.
No word on it.
School was fine, but when I worked in retail later in life,
people would always come in and recognise me from the ads I'd been on.
It is weird.
Let me let you in on a little secret.
When you go out with Hayley and Aaron,
Hayley gets really shitty that everybody wants photos
with Greg Grover from No Fringe.
Oh my God, cheer on me.
It is my absolute favourite part about it.
Sometimes they'll be like,
do you guys want to go out?
Do you and Shadow want to come out and do something?
I'm like, nah.
And then I'm like, wait a minute.
I am in the mood to watch Aaron get fawned over
and Hayley sitting there being like,
I've done quite a few things too, you know.
I'm on the TV doing a baking show.
They always clock us.
I'm like, here we go.
And do you know what's even better?
It's when Maddie McLean's there.
Maddie McLean is always number one.
The order is Maddie McLean, Greg Grover from Nova.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Hayley.
Hayley.
That's the right name.
Hayley slash Melanie Bracewell.
It rules.
It's so good.
Shut up.
It's the Kiwian, I say.
What do you mean, shut up?
It's just keeping you grounded.
Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.
Play ZM.
Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.
Today's fact of the day.
Well, this week's fact of the day theme is pilots.
Okay.
Now, I received a message yesterday.
The show was pirates.
What did you do on pirate week?
Do you want to go straight from pirates to pilots to pirates?
Pilots, pirates, and then pikelets.
Bingo, bingo, damn.
I don't know if you have a week of pikelet facts.
I don't know that you would either.
I mean, I definitely could.
The quality of the facts towards the end of the week might just be really.
My nana made pikelets.
I know.
I was going to say,
one of them could be my mum would make pikelets in our letters of our names.
Oh, that's cute.
C for Carl.
Yep.
Scott.
That's harder.
Yeah.
That's harder.
Yeah, it's pretty cute.
Would she give your dad a John?
Yeah.
Wow.
Would she do herself a Bev?
Yeah.
Because she's got two there that could close up.
And then I would say you're getting more
because your bees are just closing in
and you're getting two picolets.
You are such a shit.
You are.
You'd be really good at that.
Have you seen that German game show
where you've got to cut things perfectly in half?
Yes.
Oh my God.
My brother and I could have been the winners of that in the 90s.
My brother and I would get a tape measure
to cut a chocolate bar in half or a cake.
Did it ever go, you'd cut it in the, like, size-wise, like, centimetres wide, it was the same, My brother and I would get a tape measure to cut a chocolate bar in half or a cake.
You'd cut it and the size-wise,
like centimetres wide, it was the same,
but you'd be like, I believe that's denser.
So you'd wave them.
And then you'd just keep carving bits off until they weighed the same.
Great stuff.
It's so bratty.
I know, isn't it wild?
If my kids pulled that out, I would hit the roof.
I'd slap it out of their hand and tell them I'm kidding.
I feel like it's a brother's thing to do.
Maybe it's a brother's thing to do.
So today's fact of the day comes to us
from Anthony Reid, who said,
Vaughn, I believe I have found a pilot fact
that will also itch
the never-ending
itch. Scratch the itch?
Well, you itch an itch, and you
scratch an itch. But you never itch
a scratch, because it's got to be left alone
to heal. Yes. Of my World War II. Okay. My love of World War II. Yeah. And itch a scratch because it's got to be left alone to heal.
Of my World War II.
Okay.
My love of World War II.
Yeah.
And it's a homegrown story about James Allen Ward,
Victoria Cross recipient.
Born in Whanganui, he was a teacher when the Second World War began.
And he volunteered for the Royal New Zealand Air Force he completed his flight training
and off he went
he flew a Vickers Wellington
for the
flight nerds
listening
look at these things
what's a Vickers Wellington
it's a plane
remember the Mitsubishi sports pack
famous way to get around
a troop of children
in the 1990s
I'd say it's the 1930s
plane version
of a Mitsubishi sports pack
it's very square
very square on the front yes Very square on the front.
Yes.
Very square on the front. They didn't do any rounding there for the aerodynamics, did they?
I thought they would have been onto it by then.
How many seats?
Just as many as you can cram in.
It was a bomber, so most of the space used was for carrying bombs.
He was in the 75th Squadron, and he operated the Vickers Wellington Bombers.
He did some bombing missions as a co-pilot.
And then when he was a co-pilot,
this was on July 7th, 1941.
This is where he earned his Victoria Cross.
I just think of Victoria Cross as 20-year-old Tom, Dick or Harry.
No, not Willie or Norley.
When they're taking off in World War II,
did they have to do that whole bing bong?
Did they do a quiz before they took off?
Was there an in-flight quiz?
There wasn't an in-flight quiz in World War II.
Well, how were they passing the time?
They were too busy.
Well, they were all very busy.
They had navigators.
You guys got to watch Masters of the Air.
Did they download a show before they took off?
Okay, so the last Masters of the Air episode just came out.
There's only nine, and now I'm going to start.
Nine?
No, it doesn't come out here till Friday.
Oh, well, whatever, Dave.
There's only nine.
Yeah, there's only nine.
I know.
How disappointing.
How disappointing.
Round it to, go to eight or ten.
Are you sure? Steven Spielberg. I'm 100. Yes. I know. How disappointing. Round it to, go to eight or ten. Are you sure?
Steven Spielberg.
I'm, yes.
He's listening as well.
Because that was what blew my mind was when they went through what everybody on a plane,
there was ten men on those bombers that they focus on, the B-17 bombers,
and each of them had the navigator on board.
The navigator's insane, eh?
Because there was no, like, there was no like, there was no GPS.
There was no Google Maps, my dudes.
This guy had a pen and he was working out how fast they were going with the speed and he'd have to draw a line and he'd be like,
yeah, okay, we should be coming up on it.
And then they're like, can't see it.
And he's like, uh-oh.
We're on a different island.
Yeah, we've been going the wrong direction.
Anyway, slightly distracted because you know I get very excited.
I know.
Also, the last episode is tomorrow, part nine.
Right.
March 15th. I can't believe they're going to is tomorrow, part nine. Right. March 15th.
I can't believe they're going to crank out all they need to do.
What are you kicking?
What is that noise?
Oh, my toe's resting against the grate.
I'm going to be able to hear that.
It freaked me out.
I didn't know what it was.
I felt...
Sorry, carry on.
Yes, you can hear it very loudly.
Oh, you can?
I apologise.
So, please, let's get back to James Allen Ward,
Victoria Cross recipient.
Sorry, yes, yes, yes.
Because this is how we got his Victoria Cross.
Oh, we're so late.
Quick.
Holy moly, are we what?
This shan't be rushed because this is an amazing story.
7th of July, 1941, he is on a night bombing mission.
Yeah.
When one of their engines catches on fire.
Oh, goodness.
He climbed out, he
opened the door. What? He climbed out
onto the wing of the Wellington bomber and
extinguished an engine fire so
that him and the rest of his crew
could return and land safely. Mid-flight.
Mid-flight. How did he do that?
Mid-flight to do the wing walk. He crawled
out holding on. Oh no. With a fire
extinguisher or a bucket of water? That's cray cray.
I imagine a fire extinguisher.
Also, I haven't seen a tap on a plane, apart from in the bathroom.
Yeah.
No, there wouldn't have been any taps.
Okay.
If there was no...
Amazing.
So that's what he got his VC for, his Victoria Cross.
Right.
Unfortunately, killed two months later.
When he became a pilot, he went from co-pilot to becoming a pilot
after that horrendous act of heroism.
And unfortunately, was killed two months later while piling at his own bombing mission against Germany.
Right.
But that's an amazing story.
Today's fact of the day is in World War II,
a New Zealand pilot climbed out on the wing of his own plane
to put out a fire.
Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
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ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley.
So yesterday I was out and about and I took the different route home.
Oh, yeah.
There's two entrances.
Well, there's multiple entrances to my street.
But as I was driving along, I was like, huh, when did this happen?
And now I can't even remember if they were originally there
or they were so faded, but we've got new line markings.
Oh, like in the middle centre line.
Yeah, and it's not a very wide street, my street,
but they've got new white dashed lines.
Yeah. And I was like, oh, but they've got new white dashed lines. Yeah.
And I was like, oh, they're all pretty and white and bright.
They must have painted them maybe overnight
or when I've been at work or something.
Yeah.
Then I was driving along looking at them.
They are so janky.
They are.
Like wonky.
They're not straight.
They're wobbly.
They're wavy.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Oh, no.
Because you just said your roads are thin road
and cars would have been parked on the side of the road
and they literally would have had to have been like,
oh, I'm going to have them go a few inches that way
and a few inches back.
Exactly, because I don't know when it happened
because lots of people park on the side of our street.
It's always got cars and there was never any, you know,
please don't park on the road or anything.
It's 100% what happened.
They're going around the car.
It's so bad.
It's so bad.
It's really long.
How bad?
Like, there's a couple, and then some of them, like,
curve off to the left.
Oh, no.
And then one's there, and then off to the bit.
It's not straight at all.
It's so bad.
And it's fresh, bright white.
I'm going to need to see a photo of this.
I'll take a photo today.
Because I was almost like, was this a prank?
Because I never saw it happening.
Yeah.
I never got any notification that there were going to be works on my street.
Occasionally.
Just down the road in Te Atatu in Auckland recently,
somebody spelt bus stop, bus spot.
Spotper.
Yeah.
The T and the O ran the other way, weren't they?
Could be the same people.
Maybe.
But you do see
every now and again
someone will take
a paintbrush
and find a colour
that ish matches
road markings
and do their own like
No parking line.
What you want to do
is go out there
and find a nice yellow one
that you're like
chip a big part off,
take it to Mitre 10
and say can you colour match
this for me?
And it needs to be
real thick oil-based paint.
And then get out there and paint your own yellow lines.
Okay, so they have always been lines there.
I was just having a look because I was like, they really stand out to me.
You're a Google Maps thing.
No, no, I was looking at my own personal photos of being on the street.
Lots of photos of the road.
Yeah.
Do you take a lot of photos on your street?
Well, there's a photo because every New Year's we like to spill out onto the street and sing Cool Change
and so there's lots of photos
of us on the street.
Of course you do.
What a cool group.
So, no,
there have been lines there
but, yeah,
the fresh ones
are just atrocious.
I hate that.
I hate when you see
like a bus stop
and it comes in
and it doesn't match.
Yeah.
Or the lines are overlapping.
Or the manhole cover's back on
and they don't realign it with the things.
Or, and I love it, growing up,
rurally you'd see the mark in the road and you're like,
oh, not today, there's a roadkill,
and it just runs straight over the possums,
and then once that got eaten by a hawk or pulled off the road,
there's a gap.
There's always a gap, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
I feel like some of them are monsters.
It's really bad.
And I would say my street's a nice street.
I think my street's the nice street in my community.
Right.
It's the nicest street.
And it's got the wonkiest lines.
Yeah, I think if you ask anyone who lives in my area,
they'll be like, yeah, that's the nicest street.
It's going to be like that for years.
I know.
It's like bright white.
Because when people used to spray paint on the road,
toot, just married or whatever.
Yes.
And then it's still the years.
They probably got
divorced and people
were still driving
past.
Oh, isn't that
nice?
Me, me, me.
Statistically, they
would be divorced,
you know, by the
time the paint ran
out.
Not going to last
forever.
Anyway, Auckland
Council, very
disappointed.
Very disappointed.
Hey, we've done
the road markings.
Yes, we have.
Where we did a
good job.
The guy said you
did a great job,
but you just took
too long.
Yeah, because they
go real fast.
Good jobs take time.
Have you ever seen any of the TikToks or reels come up of them?
It's so beautiful.
The ones that are good at it.
I watched an airport, them doing the airport markings.
Oh, lovely.
That's on cement too.
Yeah.
So much better to ride on than asphalt.
Beautiful stuff.
Yeah, Hamilton train station.
Put a lane on that cement.
Put a lane on the road. Hamilton train station, Put a lane on this amendment. Put a lane on the road.
Hamilton train station, those car parks done by us.
Wow.
They may have been resealed since then.
No, they haven't.
No, because you did such a good job because you took your time.
Yeah, take your time.
Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.
Now, apparently a psychologist, not apparently,
a psychologist has, I don't know why we tend to re-watch the same shows over and over again.
We're talking shows like Friends.
No, I don't either.
I'm going to go under a limb here.
I think it's a real female thing to do.
Really?
Okay.
Well, there's some psychology behind it.
Comfort shows.
That's the main thing.
So shows like Friends, I've watched time and time again.
I've watched The Office, The've watched time and time again. I've watched The Office, The American Office,
time and time again.
Will you ever just think, I need that one episode?
No, no, I'll go full in.
No, because I'll go back to Always Sunny in Philadelphia
and watch the Dayman episode where Charlie writes the musical.
Fighter of the night, man.
Champion of the Sun
Aaron's a big re-watcher
And Charlie McGenis
Oh yeah great
I go back and I like
Pick certain episodes
And I'm like
I just need a feel
What I felt when I watched that
That's a comfort
That's a comfort for you
But I'm very often
So
But now I want to watch that episode
Yeah
Today is the day
So
It's very straightforward isn't it
It's like it's comfy
It's familiar to us It's not putting us Out, it's familiar to us, it's not putting us
out of our comfort zone and often the
thing that'll draw us back to watching the same shows
over and over again is like stress
or like I'm going through a traumatic experience
or I'm having a rough time
at the moment so we watch these shows. Absolutely
fine to acknowledge that you need a little
bit of comfort out of these shows.
The danger is that you never
break out of that, that you never like so bit of comfort out of these shows. The danger is that you never break out of that,
that you never, like, so you never start watching something new
and how that can translate into, like, never trying new things
or breaking out of old habits in life.
That's quite fascinating, isn't it? Yeah.
If you get stuck in your ways, you're like, this is so comfortable,
that can translate into your out-of-TV-watching behaviours.
So she was like, acknowledge when you are watching a show,
like Friends for the 10th time, why you're doing it,
why you need it, and then encourage yourself afterwards
to like step out and try something new
because otherwise you sort of like shrink
your risk-taking side of yourself.
Would that be the same with trying new genres
or things you might not normally watch? See, I don't.
Yeah, I'm like comedy, doco,
reality. Then I'm like
the rest of it. Or like
super high
like severance, like kind of art
stuff. It's also kind of a comedy.
But yeah, when it's like when Aaron wants to watch an action
or something, I'm like, nah.
Nah. But there's so many
guns, it's real exciting.
Yeah, nah.
You need some action.
I get plenty of action.
When Aaron's watching his action.
You take yourself away from a little action.
Oh, another one in the bag.
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